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Speaker 1: The will M.

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Speaker 2: Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'd love to hear from you guys on this Tuesday

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Speaker 1: afternoon if you dated someone with the same name as

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Speaker 1: your parents.

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Speaker 2: I've done.

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Speaker 3: If I could do it, Yeah, you'd be think because

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Speaker 3: you'd just be thinking about it. I thought would cross

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Speaker 3: your mind when you're with them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I thought.

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Speaker 1: And we're just talking first names here. It could be

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Speaker 1: a first name surname situation. You might have had the

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Speaker 1: double oh that's right.

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Speaker 2: Off, that'd be out there.

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Speaker 4: Sure I would break Yeah, yeah, I couldn't do it.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't even do it with the first name anyway.

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Speaker 1: Look, we'll take those calls if you dated someone the

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Speaker 1: same name as your parent. And the reason we brought

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Speaker 1: that up is a brand new podcast is called We'll

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Speaker 1: get to That and you can get it wherever you

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Speaker 1: get your podcasts, so please subscribe away. Cool kids are

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Speaker 1: watching it on YouTube basically asking a very big question

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Speaker 1: and trying to answer that, which takes you and I

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Speaker 1: a bit of time, so we do end up getting

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Speaker 1: to it. But the question on this podcast was what

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Speaker 1: does your small talk say about you? And we were

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Speaker 1: talking about some of the worst small talk we've ever had,

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Speaker 1: and that actually was.

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Speaker 4: With former one directioner Niale Horn.

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Speaker 5: Can't you tell that?

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Speaker 2: I want you be.

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Speaker 3: That sweause you guys don't hear this. But generally speaking,

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Speaker 3: when a big guest comes in, there's that moment before

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Speaker 3: the mics turn on where we do have to have

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Speaker 3: a bit of like you don't want to ask any

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Speaker 3: good questions because you're like, oh no, I'm going to

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Speaker 3: waste a good question for the interview. So you do

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Speaker 3: this like weird crap back and forth talk. It's awful

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Speaker 3: every time.

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Speaker 2: It's really bad.

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Speaker 1: And there's also like a bit of a vetting process

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Speaker 1: that goes on, so the guests will say, don't talk

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Speaker 1: about this, don't talk about that, don't talk about this

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Speaker 1: one of his and look, you can hear more of

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Speaker 1: this on the podcast. Go and search that and get it.

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Speaker 4: Get it. What does your small talk say about you?

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Speaker 4: And we'll get to that. But one of his no

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Speaker 4: goes was his ex but you and.

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Speaker 1: I had this remarkable piece of information whereby his ex

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Speaker 1: Melissa Whitelaw was the same name as.

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Speaker 2: Your mum, exactly the same Melissa Whitelaw.

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Speaker 1: And we thought there was something quite funny about that

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Speaker 1: because your mum was frustrated.

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Speaker 2: About this, really angry.

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Speaker 3: So mum had just done her PhD, and you know,

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Speaker 3: she thought she was becoming a very popular dietitian and

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Speaker 3: she actually was popping off online. So for a while there,

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Speaker 3: doctor Melissa Whitelaw was that she was the first one

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Speaker 3: that popped up on Google. But then Nile Howan starts

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Speaker 3: dating a girl called Melissa Whitelaw and mum got.

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Speaker 2: Buried on Google.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you just can't find my mum anymore because

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Speaker 3: all that comes up is Nil Horn's ex girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: She was say thing about that devastating for her career. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I think in one again listen to it on

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Speaker 1: the podcast. But we thought it was going.

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Speaker 6: To be brilliant.

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Speaker 4: It went really badly, affected the whole interview.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just finding out that your mummy is back

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Speaker 1: on top of the Google search.

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Speaker 2: Warce you're kidding. Oh, that's massive for mum. But he's

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Speaker 2: doing some great stuff there.

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Speaker 1: You go, so.

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Speaker 4: Google away, guys, But that is actually huge.

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Speaker 1: It went really badly with Nile. The backstory is awful.

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Speaker 1: We had a signal that involved a water bottle.

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Speaker 2: It really is.

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Speaker 4: As bad as it gets. We get right into it,

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Speaker 4: go on search.

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Speaker 1: We'll get to that wherever you get your podcasts with

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Speaker 1: Will and Woody if you're not the whole story. There's

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Speaker 1: also a wonderful mention about some of the most awkward

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Speaker 1: small took I've ever been a part of with you

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Speaker 1: and Billie Eilish, which use guys. You guys can get

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Speaker 1: on the podcast as well. Get it on YouTube or.

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Speaker 4: Wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 1: Just search Will and Woody will get to that right

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Speaker 1: up next, though, I want to hear some more of

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Speaker 1: those stories.

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Speaker 4: Did you date someone with the same name as your parents?

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Speaker 3: So, like, for me, I could I date Mel Doyle

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Speaker 3: for example? So my mom says Melissa, even with even a.

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Speaker 1: Mel, I'm saying you'd struggle with mel Yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Telling me dream, Will WOODI is com Tree game.

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Speaker 3: Dream great game, great chance to win some cash.

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Speaker 2: But you've got to be good. You've got to know

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Speaker 2: gum Tree.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I describe an item on gum Tree, and

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Speaker 3: if you get the price right.

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Speaker 2: I buy the bloody item for you. We've got a Hannah.

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Speaker 2: Hannah you love gum Tree.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't mind.

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Speaker 3: It isn't a sponsored bit. You can be honest, you

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Speaker 3: can be honest, you can say, is that right? Not

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Speaker 3: a sponsored bit? Surprisingly, they haven't brought sponsor.

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Speaker 1: They have We've pitched it, Tom, I don't think they've

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Speaker 3: I've pitched and they just go. They say to me,

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Speaker 3: you're already doing it. Why would we pay your money?

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Speaker 1: And we could get it into the marketplace? Bit though,

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Speaker 1: Oh that's when they'd come, that's when they'd come.

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Speaker 2: Could flip them anyway, Hannah, we are on gum tree.

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Speaker 3: Here is your item. You've got to guess the price. Okay,

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Speaker 3: it is breast milk soap.

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Speaker 5: Oh so milk soap?

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Speaker 7: Okay? Ten dollars, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, Jesus Christ, I like it. I like it, y beautiful. Congratulations.

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Speaker 4: Ten dollars.

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Speaker 2: Did you want me to describe from the hip?

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Speaker 4: Ten dollars incorrect?

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Speaker 2: Correct? Seven dollars yes, seven dollars per bar?

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Speaker 4: Yes, Hannah?

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Speaker 2: Would you use breast milk soap? Will used it?

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Speaker 6: Silly question?

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Speaker 2: What do you think? What's it like?

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Speaker 4: The lather of breast?

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Speaker 2: What's that? Excuse me?

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Speaker 4: Leather of breast breast milk soap?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I assume that's what it's for.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it's soap made of breast is yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Josh is cooled.

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Speaker 2: I need to talk about leathering breast my friend. Four o'clock. Mate,

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Speaker 2: let's go.

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Speaker 3: To Josh here, right, I'm sorry for will Josh's family

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Speaker 3: friendly show leathering breast over.

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Speaker 2: The Josh Someone's breast. Stop. We'll just stop, just stop.

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Speaker 2: You're embarrassing yourself. We're all having a laugh about your will. Joshi.

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Speaker 2: All right, you're right, And this one's a been scary.

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Speaker 3: It's a it's a haunted doll, so haunted and like

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Speaker 2: It's a rare nineteen seventy two Mattel Saucy doll.

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Speaker 3: Apparently she's tried to kill the owner a couple of

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Speaker 3: times while they were sleeping, and it's just very keen

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Speaker 5: Wow, all right, I'm going to say three.

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Speaker 3: Three forty for a haunted doll that's trying to kill

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Speaker 3: She should definitely up the price at seventy five dollars

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Speaker 3: for the haunted doll.

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Speaker 2: To there would pay three hundred and forty bucks for a.

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Speaker 4: Haunted ends on the doll, burns on the doll.

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Speaker 2: Not this one, look at that. Oh that's tastes like

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Speaker 2: a Jude minty. Oh horrific. That's really intense. All right,

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Speaker 2: let's go to Emily here.

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Speaker 1: By the way, Before we go to Emily, I just

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Speaker 1: a suggestion if we did this is the marketplace game

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Speaker 1: Facebook Marketplace game. It could be called Marketplace Mayhem or

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Speaker 1: Marketplace madness.

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Speaker 2: Oh both good.

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Speaker 3: Did you hear that gum Tree better sponsored the bit

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Speaker 3: You're gonna lose it. You're gonna lose this free promo

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Speaker 3: ues man, the phones man, the phones gum Trees calling

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Speaker 3: gum Tree Australia. Yeah, man, the phone man, the emails,

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Speaker 3: they could they could use any form of contact.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Emily, you.

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Speaker 3: Want to finish off the eils, Emily, Emily, final one.

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Speaker 2: Here, here we go. This one's a bit of fun.

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Speaker 2: So Emily, you did Yes? Great? I love how seriously

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Speaker 2: he's taking it. Emily, I love that. Okay, Okay, here

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Speaker 3: This is a bag of air from twenty nineteen. It's

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Speaker 3: a bag of air ziploc bag so twenty nineteen.

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Speaker 2: It's Covid air. Effectively, it's pre pre Covid air, so.

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Speaker 3: Pre yeah, pre covid pre COVIDIR does not come this

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Speaker 5: Or it could be like really cheap but really expensive disease.

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Speaker 1: Depends on what happens in two thousand and night where

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Speaker 1: it was the air bagged if you.

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Speaker 3: Don't mind in Australia Australian air whereabouts doesn't specify interesting,

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Speaker 3: has been confirmed this is pre COVID air, so very fresh.

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Speaker 1: What are you thinking, like, vaguely do I don't don't

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Speaker 4: I feel like everyone's fallen for that reason.

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Speaker 8: I feel like we can go either way.

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Speaker 7: Boys.

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Speaker 5: It can go really expensive. You should be able to

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Speaker 5: get someone you want me to have COVID in the workplace,

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Speaker 5: or it can go on the lower side.

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Speaker 2: It's pre pre COVID air.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't have COVID in COVID yeah right, So it's

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Speaker 3: it's just if you want to go back to, you know,

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Speaker 3: the days when we didn't have COVID still circulating around.

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Speaker 2: Very fresh and it's a ziplock bag, zip block.

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Speaker 5: Bag, sandwich bag or a snack bag.

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Speaker 3: It's a sandwich bag. It's a pretty big bag. Decent bag.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like that's some pretty decent fresh air. We don't

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Speaker 5: have that anymore.

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Speaker 3: You literally can't find that anywhere aymore unless someone else

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Speaker 3: has bagged it.

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Speaker 4: Big events in twenty nineteen, Just so.

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Speaker 5: You know, I'm going to go, I'm going with one

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Speaker 5: hundred dollars, one.

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Speaker 2: Hundred dollars for a bag of.

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Speaker 9: Nineteen pre COVID you know in Coorage, twenty bugs, twenty bags.

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Speaker 9: I mean, well, I'm pretty sure this is a stitch out,

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Speaker 9: but in some very exciting years, we do have a

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Speaker 9: representative of gum Tree on the phone who.

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Speaker 2: Potentially wants to buy the bin. Gum Tree, Hello, you

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Speaker 2: bring them up.

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Speaker 1: Stop talking, stop talking, you bring your Seriously, you embarrassing yourself.

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Speaker 2: You didn't even put a voice.

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Speaker 7: Much to me as gumb Tree.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, dramatic Willim would he?

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Speaker 1: Did you date someone with the same name as your parents?

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Speaker 1: A topic we stumbled into in our brand new podcast.

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Speaker 4: We'll get to that Woods. You can get it wherever

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Speaker 4: you get your podcast.

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Speaker 1: The latest episode is on small talk and the worst

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Speaker 4: I mean, it's still a chune, still a churn, Slowhans.

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Speaker 2: It's talented. He's a talented man.

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Speaker 1: Talented man, talented man, and he was in this studio.

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Speaker 1: And again you'll get this on the podcast if you

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Speaker 1: want to hear the full story. But basically, we found

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Speaker 1: out his ex had the same name as your mum.

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Speaker 1: We thought that might be a good bit. Turns out,

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Speaker 4: It was a really bad idea.

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Speaker 2: Obviously, he seems like that.

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Speaker 3: In hindsight, it's like, I can't believe we ever thought

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Speaker 3: being a bad person.

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Speaker 2: He's lovely, he was great. That friendly bottled it.

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Speaker 4: We completely ruined it.

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Speaker 1: And I think we probably should have known that, given

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Speaker 1: that I got sent in to try and suss him

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Speaker 1: out beforehand, Like you just you just ran to the toilets.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I did that on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: You get your podcasts just sich.

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Speaker 4: We'll get to that.

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Speaker 1: But in the meantime, let's talk about this situation, because

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Speaker 1: we're just talking about it in the song. I don't

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Speaker 1: think dating someone even with the same first name as

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Speaker 1: my mum, I'll be able to get around.

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Speaker 2: Because you'd think about it just saying the name.

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Speaker 4: And saying their name and there in the throes.

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Speaker 3: Of exactly and then as soon as you say the

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Speaker 3: name your your mum would, oh goodness gracious.

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Speaker 4: As an association.

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Speaker 2: Let's got to.

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Speaker 3: Christina and Christina. This is interesting. You've you've you've done this.

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Speaker 3: You do this, yes, okay, So so this is with

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 7: With dad?

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Speaker 2: So Dad's what's dad's name? Tony Tony? Okay, So and

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Speaker 2: you date or dated a Tony.

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Speaker 7: I've married, Tony married and my grandfather was Tony.

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Speaker 3: Oh grandpa and three generations of Tony.

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Speaker 2: Okay, christ daddy complex.

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Speaker 3: I've ever heard run us through, run us through the

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Speaker 7: I did actually think, oh God, I'm going to get

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Speaker 7: paid out so much for this, and I'm going to

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Speaker 7: little bit, but it sort of died down now, okay.

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Speaker 3: So even for you will mention it before he brought

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Speaker 3: personal question. But like in the throes of passions, I

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Speaker 3: just kissing and stuff and his name, you know, Tony.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, but when you.

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Speaker 1: Say that, like and he's in the car with her

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Speaker 6: Yeah I can hear.

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Speaker 3: So sorry, christ And my question remains, though, does does

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 7: I deliberately not say Tony in the bedroom?

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Speaker 2: What do you use what you have?

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Speaker 7: You might try it now, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Oh you can if you want. So what what nicknamed?

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Speaker 3: What do you called Tony husband Tony when you're in the.

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Speaker 7: Throne Tony Tony?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Nice, big Tones?

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Speaker 2: We call him big Tones, big Times. How do you

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Speaker 2: feel about that?

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Speaker 1: Have you had any any nasty crossover there? Or do

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Speaker 1: you feel a bit awkward meeting Christina's dad?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? It was.

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Speaker 3: It was definitely something unexpected.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, maybe now, as she said, I might, I

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Speaker 5: might get her to call me daddy in the bedroom.

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Speaker 4: Right now?

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Speaker 5: Though?

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Speaker 1: Would a brand new episode of We'll get to that

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Speaker 1: wherever you get your podcasts Just Woods.

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Speaker 2: And I solving the World's problems.

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Speaker 4: The wish Can You Be Too Silly? Is the one

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Speaker 4: that we really go out today and we end up

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Speaker 4: in the birth suaite.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: My theasis was that, Yes, I think you can be

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Speaker 1: a bit too silly in the birth suite.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because we were kind of we were spitballing for

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Speaker 3: a while there on what is the one scenario where

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Speaker 3: you you probably should be a bit serious, And we

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Speaker 1: Although for any men listening, I think that we do

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Speaker 1: end up in a really good discussion. Or if you've

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Speaker 1: because we do really get into like that line of

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Speaker 1: and we bring up actually, funnily enough, you bring up

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Speaker 1: Robbie Williams in the birthwait, which I think was all

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Speaker 2: Go and one with a reading and so.

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Speaker 3: Here I don't think his partner Ada was loving that.

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Speaker 2: Wow, there you go, there you go. Wow, I've loaded that.

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Speaker 4: Uh So, anyway, can you be too.

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Speaker 2: Silly in the Birthuait? Mary?

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Speaker 4: What did your partner say to you? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Hi, So I was having my C section and my

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Speaker 5: And when that happens, you get that sizzling smell. And

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Speaker 5: my husband just said in the theater, he said, well,

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Speaker 3: Risk I reward because Mary, and then given your having

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Speaker 3: a laugh there, like, did that you down a little bits?

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Speaker 5: It kind of like I just sort of geared up

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Speaker 5: laughing because I was like, I'm in like so much

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Speaker 5: of an awkward position right now, but I have to laugh.

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Speaker 2: So it's a positive.

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Speaker 3: I's got to Rebecca here cook. Jeez, that could have

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Speaker 3: gone badly anyway. Rebecca, what did your partner go for

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Speaker 8: He wanted to see how high the hospital bed can

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Speaker 10: I was stuck in it, or I was stuck in

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Speaker 2: High did you get it?

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Speaker 8: Pretty high?

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Speaker 8: Yeah that's different, like, yeah, this guy and you're kind

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Speaker 7: Who let us?

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Speaker 8: Who's gonna let us have a child?

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Speaker 2: But you know, services immediately when they had the best

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Speaker 8: But we were like, oh my god. But the notes

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Speaker 7: They think?

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Speaker 2: Oh, well, there's a story another success.

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Speaker 1: All right, we've got Brittany here, Brittany on thirty Can

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Speaker 1: you be too silly in the birth suiteit? Brittany, I

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Speaker 1: assume you haven't heard the podcast yet.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well make sure you're gonna give it a listen,

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Speaker 1: and some very bad advice to his brother.

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Speaker 3: Actually, but let's get into your babies, all healthy babies.

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Speaker 4: What your partner did in the Birthwait, Brittany.

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Speaker 7: So I went into spontaneous. I was going about eight

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Speaker 7: It was very painful, and just for school. While I

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Speaker 5: Literally really did a three.

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Speaker 7: Sixty turn, nearly punched him in the face.

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Speaker 1: And see what sort of a slap brick like a

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Speaker 7: Like good job?

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Speaker 3: What was going for? So he was going for like

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Speaker 6: Encouragement like good job, you're doing well.

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Speaker 2: God, you're not a horse.