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Speaker 1: And Amanda jam Nation.

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Speaker 2: Percola is a fabulously busy woman. On Sunday, she delivered

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Speaker 2: one of the moments of the night at the logis

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Speaker 2: thiring off a fabulous F bomb on stage, which is

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Speaker 2: not dropping profanity. She's hosting Thank God You're here. She

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Speaker 2: has a new stand up show, so much to discuss, Celia.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, you got the bleep button ready for me?

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Speaker 3: Really, it's going to be so good if you swore

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Speaker 3: on our show, because we need to put some bums

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Speaker 3: on seats. So that's what happens these days.

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Speaker 1: Listen in my defense, it was two in the morning

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Speaker 1: and no regrets. And you know what, it's the strangest

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Speaker 1: thing because you know when you have a night out

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Speaker 1: and then the next day you're like, that can't have happened.

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Speaker 1: How I remember it happening, But then you remember that

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Speaker 1: it was on live national television, so you're able to

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Speaker 1: go back and check.

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Speaker 3: But I was watching it Kitty Flannag and she dropped

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Speaker 3: the F bomb at seven thirty. Yeah, and just as

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Speaker 3: I was watching, I thought, Kitty just swear. I just

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Speaker 3: in my when I first started in radio, ilmost the

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Speaker 3: sack because I accidentally put the s word to air,

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Speaker 3: and there was this whole thing. So this was nineteen

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Speaker 3: ninety and now we're at a point where and they.

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Speaker 2: Say Free to Wear TV is dead, you're keeping it alive.

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Speaker 1: Well you got to you got to offer something to

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Speaker 1: the people who've stuck about it are still watching at

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Speaker 1: that time. Full respects, but I mean me and Kitty jeez,

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Speaker 1: the women of the ABC are really not being very

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Speaker 1: respectful at all. But yeah, what an outrageous evening it was.

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Speaker 1: So I appreciate you having me on, even though I

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Speaker 1: might bring your wonderful show into disrepute. It thrilled.

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Speaker 3: Dispute.

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Speaker 2: I love your returning to stand up for the first

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Speaker 2: time in five years. I know you had a baby

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Speaker 2: two years ago. What does it feel very different to

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Speaker 2: be coming back?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: It really did. And it was particularly special for me

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Speaker 1: because I didn't I honestly didn't know if I would

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Speaker 1: come back to stand up when I was because it

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Speaker 1: was lockdown and all of that, and then when I

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Speaker 1: was pregnant it was such a new thing. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how this is going to affect me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm going to feel like doing afterwards.

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Speaker 1: So the fact that I found that I still wanted

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Speaker 1: to do it, and if anything, I had a lot

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Speaker 1: more to talk about because of this outrageous process that is,

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Speaker 1: you know, meeting someone new in a whirlwind, and then

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Speaker 1: getting pregate very fast, and then having a baby and

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Speaker 1: all of this stuff. So I was really delighted to

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Speaker 1: get back on stage. And also sub audiences were so

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Speaker 1: warm and wonderful, particularly in Melbourne where I opened it.

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Speaker 1: I'm still taking it to Sydney and Brisbane, but just

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Speaker 1: because I've been away for a while, it really felt

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Speaker 1: like a catch up. It was just like, guys, I've

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Speaker 1: got so much to tell you, and I loved it.

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Speaker 1: That said, I don't think I'll do another one for

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Speaker 1: a few years because I need to. Like everything's different now.

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Speaker 1: Nightlife is not like gigging at night is just not

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Speaker 1: sort of conducive to my current nine pm bedtimes, and

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Speaker 1: I need to live some more life before I've got

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Speaker 1: something to talk about. But yeah, I love coming back.

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Speaker 2: Amy Poehla used to say that, you know, why can't

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Speaker 2: we see shows and see musicians and all of that.

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Speaker 2: Four in the afternoon and I can sit there with

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Speaker 2: a cheese a chair with back support and then go yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, during Melbourne my show was on at five o'clock

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Speaker 1: or six o'clock. It was fantast and the first light

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Speaker 1: hello everybody. First of all, five o'clock, You're welcome. You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: This is my charity work. This is how I give back,

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Speaker 1: because you know what, sometimes I want to night out,

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Speaker 1: but I want to be home before it's night. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's what it's about it.

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Speaker 3: And then look at you. You're just You're just doing

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Speaker 3: great stuff. Rose Haven's coming back, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: No, rose Havens is done. Look, maybe a Christmas movie

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Speaker 1: at one point and I saw Luca and I love

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Speaker 1: him dearly and I miss him so much, and we'll

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Speaker 1: do something else together. And I do miss rose Haven,

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Speaker 1: but it feels like we ended it the way we

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Speaker 1: Luke does not enjoy at all, which I think we

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Speaker 1: could do a Christmas movie on the Spirit of Tasmania

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Speaker 1: just entirely said, oh, the Spirit of Tasmania, and Luke

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Speaker 1: every time I bring it up, he goes, Celia, have

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Speaker 1: he goes, Yeah, that's why you want to do.

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Speaker 3: That, because the ad for the spirit of Tasmania is

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Speaker 3: getting there is half the fun. How bad's tasy to be?

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Speaker 1: So who knows? Maybe one day, but none of them moment.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we'll forget that. Then, thank god you're here though.

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Speaker 3: You are so good as the host.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's very kind. I feel like I just have

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Speaker 1: My job is to be functional and enjoy being there,

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Speaker 1: and I do like I just have the best seat

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Speaker 2: Do you get secret pleasure knowing how nervous everyone else is?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I love it so much. Oh, it's so delicious. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you saw last week's episode. Sampang was

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Speaker 1: on Who's one of my closest friends in the whole world?

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Speaker 1: And I never thought he'd do it in a million years,

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Speaker 1: And the joy I had watching him come out dressed

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Speaker 1: as a highwayman with a you know, three pointed hat

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Speaker 1: and a ponytail and a pistol, and I just, I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I slid down the wall in joy.

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Speaker 1: I was so delighted. But the thing is, I love them.

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Speaker 1: They're all nervous, but also I really like being there

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Speaker 1: to go you're going to be okay. You know. I

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Speaker 1: feel my role is to be the smiling face that

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Speaker 1: pushes you out of the airplane. You know, I'm the

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Speaker 1: last figures see before you get shoved off the cliff.

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Speaker 1: So I really try and by a friendly face. But no,

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Speaker 1: I love it. I'm delighted.

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Speaker 3: You are the one. You're the one that you're gonna

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Speaker 3: jump something on a pushbike, and you're the one that goes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll do it, You'll do You'll be five.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry. It's delightful. I don't have to actually do

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Speaker 1: it myself. I just get to enjoy watching them do it.

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Speaker 1: And I think it's a lot of them are my

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Speaker 1: clothes mates, like Luci gregor Sampang or whatever. But then

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Speaker 1: there's other just by comedy heroes who I don't know

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Speaker 1: super well, and I'm just beside myself. Like tonight's episode

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Speaker 1: is Ross Noble, who I'm still completely giddy and stand

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Speaker 3: No passion, no passion.

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Speaker 1: No pashing, no passion. No I'm swearing.

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Speaker 3: I don't know Ross passworthy.

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Speaker 2: He's crushworthy and he's going to be the subject of

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Speaker 2: your next stand up obviously.

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Speaker 1: Celian possibly possibly, Well, I mean i'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have at least twenty five minutes about the logis.

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Speaker 1: But and then then we'll get to Noble.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, it's great to see. Thank god you're here.

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Speaker 3: Is tonight on ten and ten play. You didn't drop

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Speaker 3: the F bomb, so we appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I'll try and improve myself like

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Speaker 1: you look after you