WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Laura didn't recognise this MASSIVE celeb 😎

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<v Speaker 1>Laura, come on in. Oh, I've got a Joe's.

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<v Speaker 2>Day, everybody. It's the pick up.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go trant to pick that out of your teeth, nitch,

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<v Speaker 3>pick what the bit of carrot that you've got hanging

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<v Speaker 3>out of your tee?

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<v Speaker 1>If you're gonna come for me to be handy, if

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<v Speaker 1>you've got your sentences right, the bit of carrot.

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<v Speaker 2>Get that out of your teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't say what? Like what my gums?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you could feel it because it's so big, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Got its own orbit and a bit of carrot in

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<v Speaker 2>my teeth. What's wrong?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm allowed to eat carrots.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want I just want some popcorn and to

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<v Speaker 4>watch this fike go down. I'm sitting back and just

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<v Speaker 4>watching YouTube pick up.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, like an old married quable, I have never seen

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<v Speaker 3>anybody eat as many carrots as you eat every day.

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<v Speaker 2>You walk in with like three carrots.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, when I was one hundred and sixty kilo and

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<v Speaker 1>I dit three crispy cremes a show, no one stopped me.

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<v Speaker 1>But now I try, and I try todrink water and

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<v Speaker 1>you all go, hey.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a bit on the nose to be like, hey, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 3>you've got Christy grease.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what it is? It's not that you

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<v Speaker 2>have a carrot. I will bring you a carrot. I

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<v Speaker 2>brought your boiled egg before. It's not the carrot. It's

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<v Speaker 2>that you eat with your mouth open.

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<v Speaker 4>So they do so the carrots really loud, and you

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<v Speaker 4>do it into the microphone.

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<v Speaker 2>Look like they're literally carrot all over the studio. Anyway, Look,

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<v Speaker 2>it's today written for me and Britt. No, for everyone listening.

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<v Speaker 1>You were giving away a carry if you want one

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<v Speaker 1>of Mitch Jury's half bitten carries scholars.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I just joke. All right, Well, look coming up.

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<v Speaker 2>I did something that.

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<v Speaker 3>Was so humiliating over the weekend. I had a very

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<v Speaker 3>famous celebrity come into my store.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a jewely store.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Tony May free plug that they came into my

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<v Speaker 3>store and I had no idea who they were.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not recognize them. I hate it. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 2>you about it next. All right, it's next. You have

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<v Speaker 2>the pickup. So Mitch and Laura.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like there are certain people in life that

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<v Speaker 4>like can only have one name and you know who

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<v Speaker 4>they are and see a photo of them, like you know, Madonna, Madonna, Beyonce, Beyond.

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<v Speaker 4>I was going to say, for example, Mitch, you couldn't

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<v Speaker 4>use your name. You couldn't just say Mitch, you're not

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<v Speaker 4>there yet, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got the clarity.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyone else in the car thought she was angling down

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<v Speaker 1>to Mitch Cherry.

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<v Speaker 4>Brittany, but you'd be like Britney Spears, like there are

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<v Speaker 4>people that you just have a name, and one of

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<v Speaker 4>them is global superstar Rihanna, like absolutely huge. So recently,

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<v Speaker 4>the funniest thing went down online. She was at a

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<v Speaker 4>Manchester City football game, like a soccer game, and one

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<v Speaker 4>of the football players there, Jack Grayleish's huge.

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<v Speaker 2>He's one of the best. You guys wouldn't know that,

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<v Speaker 2>but it is. So she's actually because that's my favorite.

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<v Speaker 4>If you don't know, if you're not following soccer, you're

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<v Speaker 4>not going to know who.

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<v Speaker 2>The problem is. I don't know who anyone is. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>do you know Rihanna know? So she's she's a set

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<v Speaker 2>of fact. Put him pick her a light up.

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<v Speaker 4>Rihanna's with some of the biggest players and she's just

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<v Speaker 4>hanging out with them, and then this kid comes up

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<v Speaker 4>and asks for a photo Andanna for a second, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>assuming things that's probably her.

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<v Speaker 2>But he hands round on the phone. He's got no

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<v Speaker 2>idea who Rihanna.

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<v Speaker 4>Is, and he asks Rihanna to take the photo of

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<v Speaker 4>him with the football players, and of.

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<v Speaker 2>Course she does so cute.

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<v Speaker 4>But then the internet's gone wild, been like half of

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<v Speaker 4>them is like, how didn't you know that that was Rihanna?

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<v Speaker 4>The other half is blaming Rihanna, being like, you know

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<v Speaker 4>what fair? She hasn't released an album in ten years.

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<v Speaker 2>She's been out of.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she has, hasn't she She's kind of been out

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<v Speaker 3>of the like I guess in the scene, No, a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit. But this kid's like ten years old.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, if you were young, you don't know because she's

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<v Speaker 4>she became a mum and then opened businesses and she

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<v Speaker 4>didn't drop music anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I can relate to this because I feel like, out

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<v Speaker 3>of the three of us, I'm the one that never

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<v Speaker 3>knows who anyone is. You say a name, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know who you're talking about. This happened to me, It

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<v Speaker 3>must have been, I reckon it was probably around twenty fifteen,

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<v Speaker 3>like it was a long time ago now, but I

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<v Speaker 3>was in my shop at the time and I was

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<v Speaker 3>working in my store and this woman came in and

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<v Speaker 3>she was buying something and she went from Tony my

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<v Speaker 3>jewelry store. So she came in, she was buying something

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<v Speaker 3>and she was from America. She had a really thick

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<v Speaker 3>accent and she was like, do you know what, Just wait,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna get my husband. And her husband came in

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<v Speaker 3>and I was just making chit chat to this lovely

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<v Speaker 3>couple and I was like, Oh, what are you here for?

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<v Speaker 2>And he was like, oh, I'm here. I'm playing. I'm performing.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like what do you play? And he

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I play the guitar. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>good for you. It was sting or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, no, this went on for a little while and

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<v Speaker 3>he goes he goes like I said, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Like who what are you? What are you playing?

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<v Speaker 3>And he goes, oh have you have you ever heard

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<v Speaker 3>of the band Motley Crue? And I instantly assumed when

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<v Speaker 3>he said Motley Crue, I was like, oh, like a

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<v Speaker 3>covers band. And I was like, God, it must be

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<v Speaker 3>really hard to It must be really hard to make

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<v Speaker 3>money as a musician, you know, Like that's that's really challenging.

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<v Speaker 3>His wife kind of laughed a little bit and then

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<v Speaker 3>this went on for a while. Anyway, brought some jewelry

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<v Speaker 3>off they went, and at that same time, about fifteen

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<v Speaker 3>people came running out to me and they're like, oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god, do you know who that was? Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>he is here doing a covers band for Motley Crue.

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<v Speaker 3>It was Alice Cooper. You know you know, Michael, you

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<v Speaker 3>don't know who Alice Cooper is. I, Laura.

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<v Speaker 4>Would not know who that was if he was standing No,

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<v Speaker 4>I know who it is now, but if he was

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<v Speaker 4>in my store, I would not know.

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<v Speaker 2>It was Alice Cooper, the wife Alice Cooper.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, do you remember like scary movie where they're like,

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<v Speaker 3>who the f is Alice? He's like the biggest, like

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<v Speaker 3>shock rock star, He's like has a career that spans

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<v Speaker 3>sixty years. I cannot believe you don't know who he.

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<v Speaker 4>Is because he usually wears makeup as well.

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<v Speaker 2>This is true. He does normally wear maker.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, if he walked in, now, I'm going to like,

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<v Speaker 4>you're familiar, but I wouldn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we're taking your calls. Next, what celebrit did

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<v Speaker 1>you run into that you didn't recognize? Next, on the pickup,

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<v Speaker 1>Laura told us a story about how she had a

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<v Speaker 1>who she thinks is an A list celebrity in her store,

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<v Speaker 1>her jewelry store, Tony.

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<v Speaker 3>May, and he was a pretty big celebrity, Alice Cooper.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like everyone from the old Degeneration who's listening

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<v Speaker 3>now is gonna be like, yeah, Alice Cooper.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was a woman.

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<v Speaker 3>Laura's like.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, is that the wife? Laura said the

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<v Speaker 2>wife was there and it was Alice Cooper.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, Alice and Cooper, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, maybe you'll know this.

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<v Speaker 3>This has happened to me a surprising amount of times.

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<v Speaker 3>I was walking down a main street and.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw a woman walking towards me.

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<v Speaker 3>He looked really familiar, and I was like, I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 3>sure I went to school with her.

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<v Speaker 2>He was the Budget version. And I was like, hey, babe,

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<v Speaker 2>are you going?

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<v Speaker 3>Nice to see you? And she looked at me like

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<v Speaker 3>who the hell are you? And it was Natalie and Brulia.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I know, And I was like, thank god, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 3>you finally know. Okay, I'm sorry that it's not like

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<v Speaker 3>Jojo Siwa or someone.

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<v Speaker 4>What a morekward situation? Were you torn with what to

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<v Speaker 4>do next? Hilarious, but I was all out of faith.

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<v Speaker 3>Then this is how I feel done.

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<v Speaker 1>You're getting Jessica is called hell, Jessica. Did you run

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<v Speaker 1>into a celebrity and not know who they were?

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<v Speaker 5>I was at Byron Bay and I was playing you know, grupball,

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<v Speaker 5>we like throw the tennis ball with that bell crow.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, yeah yeah and a yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the funnest game of our child.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so good. Anyway, I was playing with my best

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<v Speaker 5>friend and were laughing and having fun. We're on the

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<v Speaker 5>beach and this like random guy comes up to us

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<v Speaker 5>and starts chatting with us and he's like, hey, girls,

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<v Speaker 5>like cool game and everything, and we're like yeah, were

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<v Speaker 5>running your own busess And he kept walking and these

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<v Speaker 5>younger girls came up like drooling at the mouth, and

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<v Speaker 5>we were like hi, and they were like do you

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<v Speaker 5>know who you were just speaking to? And we were

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<v Speaker 5>like no, and they were like, oh that was Matt Damon.

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<v Speaker 4>No way.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have been like, mad, heads up, let's play gripball.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know ran Away, it's not a reference asking

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<v Speaker 1>him to play grip you Sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought that maybe that was from a movie then

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<v Speaker 3>he was in Please never say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Mad Damon, What a bill a zoo?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey?

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<v Speaker 2>Mad Damon Space?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Mad Damon department, department that's called Claire. Hey, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>what happened to you? When did you run into a

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<v Speaker 1>celebrity that you didn't realize was the star?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>Claire Hi.

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<v Speaker 6>It was several years ago now, back when I was

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<v Speaker 6>a little bit more irresponsible. But I was drunk as

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<v Speaker 6>a skunk and I ran into Shannon Noel and I

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<v Speaker 6>was convinced that it wasn't him, and I had tried

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<v Speaker 6>to convince him that he wasn't it either.

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<v Speaker 2>You believe him?

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<v Speaker 4>Was he?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know who I am? Yeah, very much. So okay,

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<v Speaker 2>tell me you know who Shannonoley.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't say you know who Alice Cooper is, Laura, and

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<v Speaker 4>you don't know who Shannon Nole is Australian.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I idle, I'm on the same page. Right, he's

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<v Speaker 2>the guy who came second to Guy Sebastian.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's saying, okay, I do know it isn't bad, Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you tell a good story with a punchline

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<v Speaker 1>that is an Alice Cooper.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm so sorry, Mitch. Okay, I was telling a story.

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<v Speaker 2>If you'd known who Alice Cooper is, you would have

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<v Speaker 2>thought it was a good story telling a story.

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<v Speaker 1>I read into buzz Hold and everyone's like, who oh God,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a kid.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I can't. Maybe we just have different people that.

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<v Speaker 3>To be honest, I'm not into Alice Cooper. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know anything about it, but I know him

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<v Speaker 2>Who Shannon Nole