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Speaker 1: You know the time travelers, how they were always predicting stuff,

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Speaker 1: and whenever this happens, I think, oh, I must tell Sean,

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Speaker 1: because you and I are always amused by the fact

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Speaker 1: that you can go anywhere if you're a time traveler

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Speaker 1: and tell you know, stuff that's gonna change everybody's lives.

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Speaker 1: So where would you go? United Nations, the Hague, the

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Speaker 1: White House? No TikTok Oh, yeah, of course tell people

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Speaker 1: on tiktoks pot. This is the guy who said watch

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Speaker 1: out for the alien invasion, but it didn't happen, to

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Speaker 1: which some person who may have been a scientist I

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Speaker 1: don't know, replied on TikTok what happened to the aliens? Bro?

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Speaker 2: He didn't have an answer for that.

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Speaker 1: He's got four hundred thousand people, so he's still giving

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Speaker 1: predictions now. Being a time traveler, he's from the future,

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Speaker 1: of course, so he's come back to warn us of

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Speaker 1: things are going to happen.

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Speaker 2: Alien invasion didn't happen, Bro.

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Speaker 1: However, there's going to be in May May fifteen, there's

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Speaker 1: gonna be a big tsunami in San Francisco, so look

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Speaker 1: out for that, and it's going to open up the

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Speaker 1: earth and release many species thought to be extinct where

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Speaker 1: it's just like that documentary Jurassic Park.

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Speaker 2: Obviously that with Sam Neil That wasn't it documentary? Oh? Okay?

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Speaker 1: In uh, what else we got for you? In June,

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Speaker 1: people are going to randomly fall from the sky and

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Speaker 1: there's going to be a cure for everything using the

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Speaker 1: petuitary gland from a squirrel. Wow, I imagine that, right,

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Speaker 1: You know, you cured of everything, but you've got, you know,

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Speaker 1: a thing for nuts. In December, there's going to be

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Speaker 1: a large crystal discovered deep in the Amazon. It's got

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Speaker 1: the power to heal all the ailments and injuries. Too late,

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Speaker 1: we've already had the squirrels nuts petuitary gland.

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Speaker 2: In December, scientists are going to find a way to

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Speaker 2: regrow organs so we can get replacement organs.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter because there's a crystal and a petuitary

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Speaker 1: gland from a squirrel that's already fixed all that.

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Speaker 2: So he's really made himself up leave

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Speaker 1: With all that craph hasn't What did were you really

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Speaker 1: get all this from your newsroom mate,