WEBVTT - SQUAWKING TENNIS

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<v Speaker 1>Are some guy is the ace Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Our producer is e Roll aka Clupman.

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<v Speaker 1>Our bosses Shan what's a shan nickname?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I don't know what do you call your wife?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? You want me to call our boss Shannon? Pooky Pie.

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<v Speaker 2>Throwing out a few babes.

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<v Speaker 1>I did the induction about harassment, and I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>pooky Pie would fly.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember the harassment bit of the induction.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you not do it? Is that why you've been

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<v Speaker 1>walking around grabbing asses?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Just every time I woke up the stairs on

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<v Speaker 2>my Hong Kong.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you keep telling the roll he's a beefcake.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you see those messages?

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<v Speaker 1>No way, Dave? Well, can you believe the opening week?

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<v Speaker 1>It's exciting. We've done so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Already, We've done too much.

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<v Speaker 1>Some might say we just had a couple of seagulls

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<v Speaker 1>in here.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't know what to say about it.

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<v Speaker 1>That was weird.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like, I mean, it looked insane.

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<v Speaker 1>It did look insane.

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<v Speaker 2>I can imagine it looking good on camera. Do they

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<v Speaker 2>get like all excess passes these? I hope not. I

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<v Speaker 2>hope they're not at a gym like us.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to see the seagulls doing squats and

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<v Speaker 1>deadlifts at the gym.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to super seagulls on the practice courts.

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<v Speaker 2>They probably look better than us. Yeah, well me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So these are this is an older couple, husband and.

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<v Speaker 2>Wife, we assume. Yeah, you can tell they're all through

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<v Speaker 2>the outfit the gate, yeah, the seagull gate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can tell. One of them had bad seagull hips.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And like, I mean, if you've been married for

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<v Speaker 2>forty years, what else are you going to do?

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<v Speaker 1>That's true?

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<v Speaker 2>True seagull time is coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And they wouldn't speak. They just squawked.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they said one word, what word?

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<v Speaker 1>Mine for the chips?

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<v Speaker 2>For the chips. We fed them chips. Yes, you heard

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<v Speaker 2>that right, We fed them chips for chips. What did

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<v Speaker 2>your parents want you to do with your life? They

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<v Speaker 2>wanted me to be a radiographer actually, which is an

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<v Speaker 2>X ray person. And what am I doing now interviewing

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<v Speaker 2>squawking seagulls?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, feeding an old man chips who's wearing a seagull outfit?

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<v Speaker 1>Will they be proud?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they'd be surprised. They'll be like, is this a job?

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<v Speaker 2>I know I have a lot of degree. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>was a lawyer.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and I'm asking an old woman and a seagull

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<v Speaker 1>outfit if she would shit on a Rafael on the

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<v Speaker 1>doll statue.

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<v Speaker 2>Two squawks for no. Yeah, she didn't want to shoot

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<v Speaker 2>on anyone. She did.

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<v Speaker 1>The husband was the big ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>How many ships can we get away with on this

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<v Speaker 1>unlimited chap that's the name of your solo.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my special coming out, unlimited ships to give. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a menipuzzled woman. Look out, that's my stick. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We have the seagulls in here. They were Roger Featherer.

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<v Speaker 2>And Boris Pecker.

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<v Speaker 1>And also we do in our lovely set here, we

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<v Speaker 1>do have a couple of seagulls once in a cage

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<v Speaker 1>and they were traumatized. But then we played them in

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<v Speaker 1>the one point ping pong slam and I hit a

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<v Speaker 1>ping pong ball at speed at the back of an

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<v Speaker 1>old lady.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So perfect day, so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Proud parents.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyways, that's not a tease for the seagull chat. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what is sday tuned big day already, big

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<v Speaker 1>big Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I walked in through the kids center, did you this morning? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>If you come through from the Flinders Street side. You

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<v Speaker 2>walk straight through the kids stuff and it is going

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<v Speaker 2>off in there.

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<v Speaker 1>At ten thirty, I have to keep fifty meters away

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<v Speaker 1>from that timmer.

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<v Speaker 2>That's unfortunate because it's really something. Yeah, man, you go.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw a couple of kids, I assume siblings. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>a brother hit his sister with the tennis ball on purpose,

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Like what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're kids, Yeah, they're good.

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<v Speaker 1>But we're you know, stunted adults.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. But then then the boy got in trouble

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<v Speaker 2>and his payback was the girl got to hit the boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Thought that's nice. Yeah, that's great. And then I saw

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<v Speaker 2>all these kids without their top so on, like boys,

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<v Speaker 2>young boys were I was like, what's going on? And

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<v Speaker 2>then I realized there's a little water park. Yeah definitely.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, what is this? And then I saw

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<v Speaker 2>there's like an inflatable water side right, yeah, so there's

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<v Speaker 2>just kids like going anyway, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Can boot all the kids out of this section and

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<v Speaker 1>we get free.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks really fun. And then there's also a stage

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<v Speaker 2>where they're reading tennis youth.

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<v Speaker 1>Novels, right, young adult tennis fiction.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's it. Wow, Like nobody was there.

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<v Speaker 1>What would a young adult tennis book be.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I imagine a little bit horny, to

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<v Speaker 2>be honest, What the hell isn't that any young adult?

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<v Speaker 2>Anything I wrote as a young adult was like just

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<v Speaker 2>like leaning into puberty.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's like a rite of passage or discovery. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>did you see anything else walking through the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, at the end of the kids zone, I

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<v Speaker 2>found the shake Shack. Oh, so I want to go

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<v Speaker 2>there this afternoon and try my first shake shack.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been good so far. We've been eating salads and

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<v Speaker 1>some sushi. But you're thinking we ruin all.

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<v Speaker 2>That, and well you don't. I'm not insane. You shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait wait, what are you implying? You said you're on

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<v Speaker 2>a dog? Okay, you're watching what you eat.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard when I was playing in the one point Slam,

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<v Speaker 1>which we'll get to very soon. We played it yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>but I heard I heard your voice when I was

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<v Speaker 1>on court. I heard you distinctly say look at that

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<v Speaker 1>tub of goog.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, he can really move.

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<v Speaker 1>Who would have thought? Yeah, the one point Slam will

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<v Speaker 1>get to later in the episode, but it was quite

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<v Speaker 1>the event. We have so many stories.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like you can tell in the tones of

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<v Speaker 2>our voices how things went.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, But other than that, let's get into the show proper.

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<v Speaker 1>Quiet please welcome to pod Labor Arena. We are back

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<v Speaker 1>for day three of opening week of the Australian Open.

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<v Speaker 1>As always, my name is Mike goldteen and I'm joined

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<v Speaker 1>by the Pat McEnroe to my John McEnroe Lizzy, who Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you cannot be serious.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not serious.

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<v Speaker 1>This is good. It's another huge day. Yesterday was thirty

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<v Speaker 1>four thousand people. What is on a Tuesday for a

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<v Speaker 1>qualifying week?

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<v Speaker 2>People are crazy for tennanse here. Yeah, it's wild. It's

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<v Speaker 2>so it's like shouldered to shoulder out there, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>good out there. Yeah, it's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>They put on such a good event, like it like

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<v Speaker 1>it's a carnival out there.

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<v Speaker 2>The Hot Ship played last night, did they? Yeah? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>I saw a lot of people on my socials that

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<v Speaker 2>went to that, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>At the Seagulls were front and center for Hot Ship,

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<v Speaker 1>Am I right?

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<v Speaker 2>But I missed up?

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, as we said before, we played in the

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<v Speaker 1>one point Slam yesterday. A lot more people watching that

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<v Speaker 1>than I would have expected.

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<v Speaker 2>And expected or wanted to be honest, I didn't really

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<v Speaker 2>know what I was getting myself in.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we'll get more into that in a bit. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't wait to revisit trauma. Look, I will say this,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, the powers that'd be if they don't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm sorry, but I'm a I'm an edge lord.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, famous, famous the opening week.

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<v Speaker 1>The numbers are so good. They're wondering if people have

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<v Speaker 1>been duped to thinking opening week means the tournament proper.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, it is a little misleading. I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>In the company line.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to get fired. I actually I actually

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<v Speaker 2>think the person who coined it opening week needs are raised. True, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because they have doubled attendance, more than doubled. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the opening day last year was something like

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<v Speaker 1>seven thousand people and it was twenty five thousand. So

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you do the math. And I'm not saying

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<v Speaker 1>that because you're half Asian.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't even thinking that. Then that's how good at

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<v Speaker 2>math's I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll bring it up because there was a post online.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I saw the same one. Was it the comments?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, from like Twitter or something, yeah, th eggs whatever

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<v Speaker 2>it is whatever truth social.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, people here opening week and they think it's the

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<v Speaker 1>first week of the main draw tournament. But I put

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<v Speaker 1>it to you that that's.

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<v Speaker 2>On them for not for not looking into not.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking into it, and also what's on seeing what's on,

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<v Speaker 1>And then also they're getting their money's worth. It's twenty

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<v Speaker 1>bucks to get in on the grounds, you got to

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<v Speaker 1>go see some awesome matches. So I think in the

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<v Speaker 1>past it's just been called qualifying week, right, right, So

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<v Speaker 1>then people are like, oh, okay, I guess you're every

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<v Speaker 1>man would think, oh, qualifiers all right, whatever. But then

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<v Speaker 1>people are just wandering around, you know, expecting to see

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<v Speaker 1>sinner or you know, outcrass. But they can also see

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<v Speaker 1>them practicing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they can see them practicing and doing exhibition.

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<v Speaker 1>That yeah, and getting a good seat.

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<v Speaker 2>So you would never actually see that if you came

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<v Speaker 2>in the next couple of weeks, well you could, but

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<v Speaker 2>it'd be.

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<v Speaker 1>Expect Yeah, you're paying for broad labor tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>A roll suggested our producer that you might only see

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<v Speaker 1>the seagulls in the opening week.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is a major draw cut.

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<v Speaker 1>I think. So I looked into their hallowed out dead eyes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was like looking into the void it's like they.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a whole puncher and did it a few times.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you stare into the abyss. Sometimes the abyss stares

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<v Speaker 2>into you. Speaking of people who are who are coming

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<v Speaker 2>to the the Open? Have you heard the rumor about

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<v Speaker 2>Taylor and Travis?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? Is that even any sense of credibility to that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I also think the pr person here

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<v Speaker 2>should get a race, because it's like they've extended an

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<v Speaker 2>open invitation to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey to come

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<v Speaker 2>to the Open.

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<v Speaker 1>Do they have a cute couple name truly.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister missus Swift? Yeah, I do. I don't know. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not really as swiftys. I am not a swifty I

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<v Speaker 2>am cool. I'm like rock. Don't get the Taylor Swift

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<v Speaker 2>fans after us, Oh yeah, we love you.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like if you don't want to turn their

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<v Speaker 1>fans off against you, you don't want to turn the

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<v Speaker 1>BTS fans against you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh they're coming out? Yeah that would be that.

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<v Speaker 1>Would be huge. But I mean that kind of hurts

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<v Speaker 1>if Travis Kelce came out because it's during NFL playoffs

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<v Speaker 1>and I know he's free because my team is the

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<v Speaker 1>Kansas City Chiefs. I grew up in Kansas City, and

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<v Speaker 1>I know his schedule is free and clear because we

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<v Speaker 1>shit the bed and did not even make the playoffs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how would you feel you think if you were

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<v Speaker 2>Travis Kelcey and you've lost, and you've got all this

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<v Speaker 2>free time and then just a little open invitation to

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<v Speaker 2>thea AO comes along, would you do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, But I feel anything in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like he's carrying Tatay's luggage for her, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, oh, that's a pretty far trip and her sharpa.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well they do have a private jin, but I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know you could extend an open invitation to anyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, let's do it right here. Open invitation Taylor

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<v Speaker 1>Swift Travis Kelcey to come on pod Labor Arena.

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<v Speaker 2>Other guests have included the Seagulls.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, an old married couple dress like Seagulls.

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<v Speaker 2>Eliza West Tennis fashion content creator was fantastic, and maybe

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<v Speaker 2>Saloon Stea.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she already bailed. I got the text while

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<v Speaker 1>we were talking.

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<v Speaker 2>Taylor, Travis, if you're listening, please come on.

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<v Speaker 1>Please come on. Yeah. As always, the podcast is brought

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<v Speaker 1>to you by Piper Heidzik Champagne, the only Champagne players

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<v Speaker 1>choose to drink between sets.

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<v Speaker 2>We assume, we assume.

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<v Speaker 1>And also I don't know if we've gotten any emails.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll check with our producer, but right into us at

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<v Speaker 1>Podlabor at tennis dot com dot au. Let us know

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<v Speaker 1>your feedback, unless it's too hurtful, because I am a

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<v Speaker 1>very fragile little man.

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<v Speaker 2>You, Mike will cry.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't do we have any emails?

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<v Speaker 2>No, keep that in no, but yeah, the pod is young,

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<v Speaker 2>is young?

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to pod Labor arena. We are talking headline calls,

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<v Speaker 1>all the biggest news from in and around the tennis world.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>We talked about Bernard Thomic winning his first qualifying round.

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<v Speaker 1>He's playing his second qualifying round as we speak speak

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<v Speaker 1>right now. I saw his orange BMW parked outside.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's looking a little west for west.

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<v Speaker 1>A little worse for wear. But another Ausie hopeful, Vukic

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<v Speaker 1>Alexander Vukic in the Adelaide tournament took out sits A

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<v Speaker 1>pass Stefanos. He was too busy not practicing because he

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<v Speaker 1>was fixing the stitching on his leopard print pantaloons. Sits

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<v Speaker 1>A bass did not get through that round. And Vukic

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<v Speaker 1>he's always kind of been a journeyman tennis player. I

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<v Speaker 1>believe he's thirty years old now, which is old in

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<v Speaker 1>the Tennis World Show. And he's like always been solid

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<v Speaker 1>in wild cards, qualifying whatever, and like I want to say,

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<v Speaker 1>he's pushed through to the second or third round. I

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<v Speaker 1>could making that up. But we love Vukic. So we're

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<v Speaker 1>off team Atomic and onto Alexander Vukic.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so there's no room for both.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no room for it's one or the other.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, so fickle.

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<v Speaker 1>We're so fickle. But I mean, look, we just love

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<v Speaker 1>to see. Uh. I wish that tu Pass was wearing

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<v Speaker 1>the leopard print.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish he had a tennis version of it right,

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<v Speaker 2>that it was just shorts and like a singlet. Nice,

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<v Speaker 2>that would be amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, Like but like the single, it only goes

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<v Speaker 1>halfway down like a midrift.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, beautiful, beautiful, and it's got like some like gaping arms,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, oh, like a single, like a real loose

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<v Speaker 2>so he's flowing. Yeah, you could see everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, but Vukach took him out in straight sets

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<v Speaker 1>at the Adelaide Tournament. Another great tournament in the lead

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<v Speaker 1>up to the Australian Open. Some other news from around

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<v Speaker 1>the tennis world. Mexican player reveals Ozzie sunburn is the headline.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you a go at pronouncing her name. I've

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<v Speaker 1>seen her.

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<v Speaker 2>Before, Renada Zarazua, Zarazua.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking, yeah, so the story here is just she

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<v Speaker 1>got her really bad sunburn.

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<v Speaker 2>I am. I am passionate about sunscreen. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if you knew that about me, but yeah, I really

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<v Speaker 2>love a Fact to fifty. And all around the grounds

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<v Speaker 2>they have big pump bottles of Factor fifty everywhere. I've

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<v Speaker 2>been spotting them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've noticed you've been like filling your water bottle.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm taking it. It's the mecca stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how ect is good stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it really is good stuff. But she's she's got

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<v Speaker 2>a picture of her back and it is red raw.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, some of it does look like some Chinese

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<v Speaker 2>cupping stuff going on, but then a lot of it

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<v Speaker 2>is just I reckon it's third degree. Wow, it's auchi.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean this just tells you, actually, how punishing the Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>It is really bad here because.

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<v Speaker 1>She's Mexican, right, like she would be used to hot conditions, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and I mean most tennis players would.

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<v Speaker 2>But she just she doesn't know about the hole, the

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<v Speaker 2>Ozone hole?

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<v Speaker 1>No, what's that it was? It wasn't Tazzy.

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<v Speaker 2>Does Tazzy have worse? Like you know in New Zealand

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<v Speaker 2>the hole is worse.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that true?

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<v Speaker 2>That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard that about Perth, that the hole in the

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<v Speaker 1>Ozone is worse. Oh I thought it was, or maybe

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<v Speaker 1>someone was just calling Perth a hole.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think so, Yeah, I think just hot. But

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<v Speaker 2>New Zealand like if you if you're there, the sun

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<v Speaker 2>feels Bernie Bernie Atomic, Bernie tomic. Correct, that's what the ratings.

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<v Speaker 1>Are, right, So slip, stop slap if you're out there.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you don't know that. It's obviously

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<v Speaker 1>a tennis player. But I think Australians has been ingrained

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<v Speaker 1>into them to stay more sun saved. It couldn't go

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<v Speaker 1>out if anyone needs me to run the sunscreen on

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<v Speaker 1>them throughout the open.

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<v Speaker 2>Here for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Right to us aid pod labor or are we pod

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<v Speaker 1>labor at? What are we pod labor.

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<v Speaker 3>At a.

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<v Speaker 2>Tennis dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>Right to us at pod labor at tennis dot com

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<v Speaker 1>dot Au. If you would like me to apply sunscreen

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<v Speaker 1>to your body, don't? Yeah, but yeah, everyone stay safe

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<v Speaker 1>out there in the brutal ausy son. Another story player, Camillogo.

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<v Speaker 1>I imagine it's Ugo.

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<v Speaker 2>We're saying, where's the I go?

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<v Speaker 1>Camillo? Ugo.

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<v Speaker 2>Cara Belly cut his hair at mid match. Why wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>you if it was annoying you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe you thought his previous haircut made him look

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<v Speaker 1>like a bit of an Ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly a bit of an Ugo. But he just

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<v Speaker 2>gets out the scissors, like the medical scissors from the

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<v Speaker 2>first aid kit and cuts his fringe a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, make you more aerodynamic, you think, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it was getting in his eyes and he just

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<v Speaker 2>thought it's gotta go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's kind of weird to have scissors in your

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<v Speaker 1>like go bag at a tennis marriage.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I have first aid scissors, probably to cut the

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<v Speaker 2>bandages and.

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<v Speaker 1>This is an emergency.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you got cut.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, would you ever do any kind of I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, beauty, beauty mid game mid game? Well this is

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<v Speaker 2>why I think all women in sports a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>them wear braids. Oh yeah, did you notice this? Like

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<v Speaker 2>sock players tennis players. So there's a lot of braids, right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought they'd all just all back. I thought they'd

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<v Speaker 1>all just come back from holiday and BALI.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not, that's so funny. No, okay, they said

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<v Speaker 2>they wear the braids, so it's all out of their right.

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<v Speaker 2>So I think he needs a braid.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, breid it up all right, treadlocks.

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<v Speaker 2>No, just like a front braid, front braid. Yeah, with

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<v Speaker 2>maybe a headband or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, interesting though, the hairy cut mid match or

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<v Speaker 1>swand but is it kind of a power move as well?

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<v Speaker 1>If you look across the court and your opponents like

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<v Speaker 1>doing some grooming, some casual grooming.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd be like, you'd be super distracted.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. My next tennis match, on the change of ends,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna wax my backsack and.

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<v Speaker 2>Crack nothing going on here.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that your Mike g impression?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's you. I'm waxing my backsack of crack.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>One more story that happened yesterday at the q Yoon Classic.

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<v Speaker 1>Nick Kurrios want a match against uh triple Z.

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<v Speaker 3>Triple Z.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we want him on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We do want him.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to both actually yeah, and Z. But he looked good.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to have a good say in his

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<v Speaker 1>name proper?

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<v Speaker 2>See ethnically, I am Chinese and this is gonna embarrass

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<v Speaker 2>all of my ancestors. They're in their little graves right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll have to commit seppuku. Is that the right? Ji

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<v Speaker 1>Jen Jung Zi Zen Jung lost to Nick Kirios in

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<v Speaker 1>a battle at the key on Classic, showing that Kirios

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<v Speaker 1>still has the chops and singles, but he's still not

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<v Speaker 1>going to play.

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<v Speaker 2>He couldn't go a long game though, five yeah destroy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean maybe a little too many video games.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, munchies, Yeah, maybe maybe a couple of monchies.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it's it's good to see him back playing.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's always exciting and awesome to watch, and

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<v Speaker 1>the Triple Z is a great player.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's a good matchup personalities. But I like to

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<v Speaker 2>see Curios playing because then he's going to be fitter

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<v Speaker 2>for the doubles.

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<v Speaker 1>True, Yeah, special K and the doubles. I'm ready for it,

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<v Speaker 1>ready for it? All right, let's look ahead to the

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<v Speaker 1>one point slam.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what we've all been wed in to talk about?

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<v Speaker 1>This is it?

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<v Speaker 3>This is it.

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking about the one point Slam that we both

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<v Speaker 2>competed in yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>What a day.

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<v Speaker 2>What a day. So when we got in yesterday, they said, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>we got you guys an entry in the one point

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<v Speaker 2>Slam and I was like cool, and I didn't think

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<v Speaker 2>anything about now. And then I asked you to bring

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<v Speaker 2>in a racket for me. I did, and that that

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<v Speaker 2>was it. That was the prep. I just bought in sneakers.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I better take sneakers in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And then we did our pod and then we

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<v Speaker 2>went to the practice course.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a hit with Eliza West.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, quite good turn.

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<v Speaker 1>She was killing us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you'd want to be good, Like she looks good.

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<v Speaker 2>She's got a nice skirt and she got the good outfit.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're wearing that outfit, you want to be good

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<v Speaker 2>at tennis. Whoa she delivered Yeah, like you know, tennis

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<v Speaker 2>content creator and she backs it up with a solid game. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So she was also competing in the one point Slam.

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<v Speaker 1>We went and played on practice courts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like where all the professionals are practice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's people looking over at us like whiffing serves.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we were in the middle court.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, before we talk about our experience. Let's have

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<v Speaker 1>a look at what happened at the one point slam.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have to you have to relive it? Lizzie

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<v Speaker 1>and Mike Hare from Pod Labor Arena. We're competing in

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<v Speaker 1>the million dollar one point slam. You excited?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pumped.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, we're going to take.

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<v Speaker 2>It super seriously. We immediately began training before being escorted

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<v Speaker 2>to court six, where we drank heavily and said the

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<v Speaker 2>word tennis to calm our.

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<v Speaker 1>Nurse you in a million bucks. What are you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm going to quit the odd labor.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do all Oh wow, tennis. We also bumped

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<v Speaker 1>into an overconfident Dave Hughes. I hope we go up

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<v Speaker 1>against each other, So do I.

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<v Speaker 2>If I go up against you on one step close,

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<v Speaker 2>you do.

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<v Speaker 3>A million dollars.

0:24:18.280 --> 0:24:19.160
<v Speaker 1>And you need the money.

0:24:19.440 --> 0:24:22.720
<v Speaker 2>And Adam Hillsy Hills gave us no help whatsoever.

0:24:22.840 --> 0:24:24.600
<v Speaker 1>What's your strategy today, Adam.

0:24:25.880 --> 0:24:26.400
<v Speaker 2>Strategy?

0:24:27.080 --> 0:24:29.080
<v Speaker 3>My strategy is to not tighten up.

0:24:29.280 --> 0:24:32.959
<v Speaker 1>Oka say lose. Yeah, you think you might choke at

0:24:32.960 --> 0:24:33.320
<v Speaker 1>at one.

0:24:35.520 --> 0:24:38.280
<v Speaker 2>First round, I had to play a pro, which is

0:24:38.440 --> 0:24:39.280
<v Speaker 2>total bullshit.

0:24:39.480 --> 0:24:41.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm here with SU's Loman's we're up against each other

0:24:41.880 --> 0:24:45.040
<v Speaker 1>and the million dollar one point slam. She is a pro.

0:24:46.040 --> 0:24:49.080
<v Speaker 1>I am not, but anything can have any points, so

0:24:49.520 --> 0:24:52.200
<v Speaker 1>we'll see, we'll see. I have the eye of the tiger.

0:24:53.280 --> 0:24:54.119
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what I have.

0:24:55.960 --> 0:24:59.520
<v Speaker 1>I felt like a gladiator walking into the coliseum if

0:24:59.560 --> 0:25:02.359
<v Speaker 1>I went the why because I'm the better tennis player.

0:25:03.520 --> 0:25:06.560
<v Speaker 1>I think I got she took one looking man. She

0:25:06.840 --> 0:25:10.879
<v Speaker 1>has that scame time, and I was feeling super positive.

0:25:11.280 --> 0:25:38.320
<v Speaker 1>Felt I received Susan hits the net and Goldstein advances.

0:25:38.880 --> 0:25:43.640
<v Speaker 1>I could practically taste the million one down forty to goo.

0:25:45.400 --> 0:25:52.960
<v Speaker 3>Wow, not only Monster baking Man, maybe not baby.

0:25:57.480 --> 0:26:08.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know who I play? Really?

0:26:09.200 --> 0:26:09.920
<v Speaker 1>What's that at me?

0:26:10.400 --> 0:26:17.760
<v Speaker 2>Soon? Have you got in the first round? A lazy

0:26:18.000 --> 0:26:20.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going on. I'm sorry. I am so nervous.

0:26:21.240 --> 0:26:23.120
<v Speaker 2>I didn't really know what I was getting myself into

0:26:23.200 --> 0:26:25.400
<v Speaker 2>because I were like, yeah, you can play this. I'm like, yeah, sure,

0:26:25.480 --> 0:26:27.680
<v Speaker 2>it'll be easier. And now I'm here and there's there's

0:26:27.720 --> 0:26:31.080
<v Speaker 2>pro tennis players here, there's people with like serious muscles,

0:26:31.680 --> 0:26:35.480
<v Speaker 2>and I get to play. Comedian Davehews.

0:26:37.200 --> 0:26:50.320
<v Speaker 3>One two three, but his pathetic little serve surprised me.

0:26:54.800 --> 0:26:55.720
<v Speaker 2>You did it welcome.

0:26:56.280 --> 0:26:58.639
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe I lost to you, but I was

0:26:58.720 --> 0:27:01.800
<v Speaker 1>still alive, and Lizzie had that to look forward to.

0:27:02.119 --> 0:27:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Still on you, Mike, and I can't stick around because

0:27:04.200 --> 0:27:05.400
<v Speaker 2>I gotta go walk my dog.

0:27:06.880 --> 0:27:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Tennis tennis. My time had finally arrived.

0:27:10.240 --> 0:27:12.480
<v Speaker 2>We've gotten my goldsteam once again.

0:27:12.760 --> 0:27:16.480
<v Speaker 3>A comedian and one of our books of lavor Arena.

0:27:16.760 --> 0:27:20.280
<v Speaker 1>I felt extremely confident in going up against Coco goth

0:27:20.400 --> 0:27:24.800
<v Speaker 1>hitting partner. This is BS. I'm gonna complain to Craig Tyler.

0:27:25.720 --> 0:27:26.520
<v Speaker 1>He's right up there.

0:27:26.720 --> 0:27:29.080
<v Speaker 2>The gestion box does not think JOCHI.

0:27:30.440 --> 0:27:42.959
<v Speaker 1>Allright, my gold is up ready. I can only assume

0:27:43.200 --> 0:27:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Coco was cheering for me. I'm gonna go cry on

0:27:46.240 --> 0:27:47.359
<v Speaker 1>the top for a while.

0:27:55.800 --> 0:28:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Whow that was awesome, Mike, what a time.

0:28:01.600 --> 0:28:03.720
<v Speaker 1>I looked a lot cooler in my mind.

0:28:04.840 --> 0:28:06.200
<v Speaker 2>That was cool? Was it?

0:28:06.480 --> 0:28:08.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? My form is terrible.

0:28:08.880 --> 0:28:11.280
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry about that. You beat a pro.

0:28:11.680 --> 0:28:14.119
<v Speaker 1>I did beat a pro. I knocked a pro out

0:28:14.160 --> 0:28:15.800
<v Speaker 1>of a major tournament.

0:28:16.040 --> 0:28:18.359
<v Speaker 2>You did, and then you got to go up against

0:28:18.440 --> 0:28:21.399
<v Speaker 2>Coco Golf's hitting pun. I don't know if you get

0:28:21.600 --> 0:28:24.680
<v Speaker 2>as well, like in a sentence, yeah, you played Coco

0:28:24.760 --> 0:28:25.240
<v Speaker 2>go hitting.

0:28:25.480 --> 0:28:27.200
<v Speaker 1>I was also he's also I don't know if you

0:28:27.200 --> 0:28:30.360
<v Speaker 1>could tell in the video, but one of the hottest

0:28:30.400 --> 0:28:34.200
<v Speaker 1>men I've ever seen. Yeah, I would turn by curios.

0:28:34.520 --> 0:28:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh really, we need to buy Curios button.

0:28:43.480 --> 0:28:45.320
<v Speaker 1>What a day. It was such a good event. I

0:28:45.400 --> 0:28:47.080
<v Speaker 1>know you're still reeling a little bit.

0:28:50.000 --> 0:28:50.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like it was.

0:28:51.160 --> 0:28:51.360
<v Speaker 3>It was.

0:28:51.560 --> 0:28:53.800
<v Speaker 1>We were thrown into the thick of it. We were

0:28:54.080 --> 0:28:56.560
<v Speaker 1>We had no idea what we were getting into. We

0:28:56.760 --> 0:28:59.960
<v Speaker 1>get there after a quick hitting sash with Eliza West

0:29:00.080 --> 0:29:04.360
<v Speaker 1>start our guest on yesterday's app and I immediately see

0:29:04.880 --> 0:29:09.320
<v Speaker 1>some professional players, one in particular Pablo Corina Busta, who

0:29:09.520 --> 0:29:11.640
<v Speaker 1>was once top ten in the world as.

0:29:11.600 --> 0:29:13.480
<v Speaker 2>Recently casually hanging out.

0:29:13.480 --> 0:29:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Casually hanging out playing in the tournament. Surely like looking

0:29:16.920 --> 0:29:20.160
<v Speaker 1>around like I got this, yeah, yeah, And I was like,

0:29:20.320 --> 0:29:23.400
<v Speaker 1>holy hell, there's some proper players in this.

0:29:23.880 --> 0:29:26.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And then that was us us.

0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:32.640
<v Speaker 1>The only other comedians in play were Adam Hills, as

0:29:32.720 --> 0:29:37.040
<v Speaker 1>you saw in Dave Hughes and yeah, I was talking

0:29:37.200 --> 0:29:38.600
<v Speaker 1>to Adam Hills a lot.

0:29:38.680 --> 0:29:40.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, what did he have to say, because he's

0:29:40.760 --> 0:29:42.520
<v Speaker 2>he plays tennis quite a bit.

0:29:42.520 --> 0:29:46.120
<v Speaker 1>He does, Hughsey told me once because Adam Hills, you know,

0:29:46.320 --> 0:29:49.960
<v Speaker 1>has a prosthetic foot and it's like a metal the

0:29:50.120 --> 0:29:53.280
<v Speaker 1>Blade Runner type thing. And Hughsey said he played Hillsey

0:29:53.320 --> 0:29:55.640
<v Speaker 1>on a day that was so hot, Adam Hills's foot

0:29:55.760 --> 0:30:02.040
<v Speaker 1>melted and he's he's you know, still claims he won

0:30:02.120 --> 0:30:02.400
<v Speaker 1>the best.

0:30:02.480 --> 0:30:04.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, he'll take anything.

0:30:04.400 --> 0:30:08.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I was talking to Hilsey and he said he's

0:30:08.000 --> 0:30:11.720
<v Speaker 1>been thinking about it for weeks. The strategy is to serve,

0:30:11.920 --> 0:30:14.600
<v Speaker 1>to elect to serve. If you win Rock paper Scissors,

0:30:15.280 --> 0:30:19.560
<v Speaker 1>why because then you can at least be in the

0:30:19.640 --> 0:30:22.360
<v Speaker 1>point if you roll it in. If you hit enough

0:30:22.440 --> 0:30:25.160
<v Speaker 1>of an easy serve, you're in the point. And he

0:30:25.280 --> 0:30:29.520
<v Speaker 1>thinks the percentages are higher. And then if they I know,

0:30:29.760 --> 0:30:32.320
<v Speaker 1>I know, and then the pros get one serve, right,

0:30:32.800 --> 0:30:34.800
<v Speaker 1>So he thought if they land to serve, it's going

0:30:34.880 --> 0:30:38.600
<v Speaker 1>to be much harder to return, right. So he goes

0:30:38.680 --> 0:30:41.400
<v Speaker 1>out there with this, I'm gonna elect to serve. You know.

0:30:41.480 --> 0:30:44.680
<v Speaker 1>There's a big cheer for Adam Hills. Uh, and he

0:30:44.840 --> 0:30:45.800
<v Speaker 1>double faults.

0:30:49.200 --> 0:30:54.080
<v Speaker 2>Strategy out the window the wind weeks of strategy planning

0:30:54.240 --> 0:30:55.040
<v Speaker 2>a whiteboard.

0:30:55.240 --> 0:30:55.920
<v Speaker 1>I heard.

0:30:58.200 --> 0:30:59.760
<v Speaker 2>Out on a double fault.

0:31:00.160 --> 0:31:03.360
<v Speaker 1>Well, at what point did you find out you were playing?

0:31:04.120 --> 0:31:07.200
<v Speaker 2>Dave Hughes, Well, I looked they had printouts of the

0:31:07.320 --> 0:31:10.840
<v Speaker 2>drawer in that little area where we were sort of congregating,

0:31:11.440 --> 0:31:12.840
<v Speaker 2>and I just looked at the name and I'm like,

0:31:12.920 --> 0:31:15.960
<v Speaker 2>hang on a minute, I'm thirty one is Lizzie who

0:31:16.040 --> 0:31:18.480
<v Speaker 2>thirty two is Dave Hughes? Am I playing Husy? And

0:31:18.520 --> 0:31:21.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm playing Husy? And then I went up

0:31:21.880 --> 0:31:25.240
<v Speaker 2>to Husey. I was like, you're playing me? And the

0:31:25.360 --> 0:31:28.800
<v Speaker 2>look of disappointment on this guy's face because I think, actually, well,

0:31:28.840 --> 0:31:30.880
<v Speaker 2>to be fair, I think he was like quite quite

0:31:30.920 --> 0:31:33.320
<v Speaker 2>excited because he knew he could get to the second round.

0:31:34.200 --> 0:31:36.080
<v Speaker 2>But also I think he wanted to play a pro.

0:31:36.800 --> 0:31:41.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah really, yeah, you he hed Hugh No.

0:31:42.600 --> 0:31:47.840
<v Speaker 1>Hughsey's eyes lit up. Yeah, because he thought he had

0:31:47.920 --> 0:31:49.600
<v Speaker 1>more of a chance of getting through. But I also

0:31:49.680 --> 0:31:51.720
<v Speaker 1>thought it gave you a chance same, you know.

0:31:52.000 --> 0:31:53.600
<v Speaker 2>I also thought that because.

0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:55.840
<v Speaker 1>When I saw my name, Susan Lemonz, I was like,

0:31:55.960 --> 0:31:57.920
<v Speaker 1>I know that name, and then I looked her up

0:31:58.320 --> 0:32:01.120
<v Speaker 1>and she's been ranked as high fifty seventh in the world.

0:32:01.720 --> 0:32:03.920
<v Speaker 1>She's not even in qualifying because she's already in the

0:32:04.000 --> 0:32:07.120
<v Speaker 1>main draw of the Australian Open. A Dutch player. Very

0:32:07.240 --> 0:32:12.240
<v Speaker 1>nice and she was like, are you nervous? And I'm like, yeah,

0:32:12.280 --> 0:32:14.080
<v Speaker 1>I guess I'm pretty nervous. But I feel like you'll

0:32:14.160 --> 0:32:15.600
<v Speaker 1>just kill me. And she's like, oh, I don't know,

0:32:15.800 --> 0:32:17.360
<v Speaker 1>and she was, you know, worried.

0:32:17.400 --> 0:32:18.320
<v Speaker 2>Did you get in her head?

0:32:18.440 --> 0:32:20.080
<v Speaker 1>I got in her head. I was playing my game

0:32:20.160 --> 0:32:22.160
<v Speaker 1>straight away. I was like, can I put some block

0:32:22.240 --> 0:32:30.640
<v Speaker 1>on your back? Fifty? And so I was. The nerves

0:32:30.680 --> 0:32:33.040
<v Speaker 1>didn't really hit me till I was out on court.

0:32:33.280 --> 0:32:35.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, this is more nerve wracking than any gig

0:32:35.880 --> 0:32:36.480
<v Speaker 2>I've ever done.

0:32:36.640 --> 0:32:38.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and there's a lot of people watch it a lot.

0:32:39.120 --> 0:32:41.280
<v Speaker 1>You just don't want to double fault. I think that's

0:32:41.560 --> 0:32:43.240
<v Speaker 1>if you're serving, you don't want to double fault.

0:32:43.480 --> 0:32:46.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Right, And so I was up before you, and

0:32:46.560 --> 0:32:48.520
<v Speaker 2>then I missed you a game. I was in the toilet.

0:32:48.600 --> 0:32:49.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry.

0:32:49.160 --> 0:32:52.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, in my head, that last shot I hit was

0:32:53.520 --> 0:33:01.520
<v Speaker 1>a a real winner, a real winner, not a weird

0:33:01.760 --> 0:33:03.000
<v Speaker 1>lanky slice.

0:33:04.280 --> 0:33:07.480
<v Speaker 2>She was probably like, I've never seen this shot before.

0:33:07.680 --> 0:33:08.560
<v Speaker 1>Well that's what she said.

0:33:08.920 --> 0:33:11.040
<v Speaker 2>She was like. She was like, that short ball screwed

0:33:11.120 --> 0:33:12.680
<v Speaker 2>me up. I didn't know what the hell that was.

0:33:13.200 --> 0:33:15.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I just threw some junk at her and then

0:33:15.800 --> 0:33:18.000
<v Speaker 1>she tried to drop shot her back hits the top

0:33:18.080 --> 0:33:21.200
<v Speaker 1>of the tape, and then she wasn't happy afterwards. Probably

0:33:21.320 --> 0:33:23.280
<v Speaker 1>didn't help that I ran around with my arms in

0:33:23.320 --> 0:33:23.840
<v Speaker 1>the air.

0:33:25.520 --> 0:33:28.080
<v Speaker 2>As you should, as is your right when you defeat

0:33:28.120 --> 0:33:28.720
<v Speaker 2>a professional.

0:33:29.240 --> 0:33:31.600
<v Speaker 1>Thinking about it now, I should have kissed my bice absence.

0:33:31.920 --> 0:33:34.280
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you should have. You should have done a few

0:33:34.320 --> 0:33:39.680
<v Speaker 2>push ups, taken your shirt off. Real football's like pomping. Yeah.

0:33:40.280 --> 0:33:42.600
<v Speaker 1>So, but the adrenaline was like through the roof.

0:33:43.560 --> 0:33:45.960
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't sleep last night. I know a man. I

0:33:46.040 --> 0:33:48.480
<v Speaker 2>woke up so many times. Think we're just replaying my

0:33:48.680 --> 0:33:49.520
<v Speaker 2>terrible points.

0:33:49.560 --> 0:33:51.600
<v Speaker 1>Well, run us through it, running through you and Hughsy.

0:33:51.800 --> 0:33:56.720
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so Hughesy's obviously being Hughsy, just this obnoxious, frail

0:33:56.880 --> 0:34:05.600
<v Speaker 2>man like he loves that we're friends. We're okay, and

0:34:05.840 --> 0:34:08.160
<v Speaker 2>you know, I'm always excited to see him because he

0:34:08.320 --> 0:34:11.000
<v Speaker 2>looks like he doesn't have long to live.

0:34:12.840 --> 0:34:17.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, this is good. We only have so

0:34:17.239 --> 0:34:17.880
<v Speaker 1>much time.

0:34:17.800 --> 0:34:19.560
<v Speaker 3>With the man.

0:34:19.800 --> 0:34:24.080
<v Speaker 2>So look, let's give him his final wishes. We play.

0:34:24.320 --> 0:34:25.360
<v Speaker 2>We do I reckon.

0:34:25.680 --> 0:34:25.920
<v Speaker 3>We do.

0:34:26.400 --> 0:34:28.360
<v Speaker 2>Think the package didn't show it, but I reckon. We

0:34:28.480 --> 0:34:29.720
<v Speaker 2>did five rock paper.

0:34:30.360 --> 0:34:31.439
<v Speaker 1>That was That was fun.

0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:33.520
<v Speaker 2>That was probably really it was a great highlight.

0:34:33.680 --> 0:34:35.520
<v Speaker 1>Is it weird to know you and Hughes are on

0:34:35.600 --> 0:34:36.880
<v Speaker 1>the same wavelane?

0:34:36.960 --> 0:34:39.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because the chicks say, well, they're on the same waveleg. Oh,

0:34:41.800 --> 0:34:43.839
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if we are, but yeah, maybe we're

0:34:44.160 --> 0:34:45.440
<v Speaker 2>we're dialed in you are.

0:34:45.920 --> 0:34:48.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you guys are very similar comedically.

0:34:51.040 --> 0:34:53.759
<v Speaker 2>I talk about my kids and how many houses I

0:34:53.880 --> 0:34:58.920
<v Speaker 2>have for Crown, I got to work hus we do,

0:34:59.120 --> 0:35:00.880
<v Speaker 2>we both do. But all so, he was talking a

0:35:00.920 --> 0:35:02.920
<v Speaker 2>lot of smacks. He was talking a lot of smack,

0:35:02.960 --> 0:35:04.640
<v Speaker 2>and then he couldn't decide whether he was going to

0:35:04.719 --> 0:35:13.560
<v Speaker 2>serve or not. And then he's like and he finally says,

0:35:13.719 --> 0:35:18.080
<v Speaker 2>and he says this pathetic, pathetic serve, And I was

0:35:18.120 --> 0:35:21.279
<v Speaker 2>standing too deep. I was like, oh no, oh no,

0:35:21.440 --> 0:35:22.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to have to do I had to do

0:35:23.120 --> 0:35:26.279
<v Speaker 2>a couple of strides and then I hit it. I

0:35:26.360 --> 0:35:27.040
<v Speaker 2>hit it too hard.

0:35:27.360 --> 0:35:30.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, went out, He coaxed in. It was a drop serve.

0:35:31.239 --> 0:35:33.480
<v Speaker 1>He brings you in and then to handle it like

0:35:33.560 --> 0:35:35.719
<v Speaker 1>you're kind of falling through the shot. And then just

0:35:35.840 --> 0:35:36.200
<v Speaker 1>pushed it.

0:35:36.560 --> 0:35:39.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah too long. I know I needed more gentle touch.

0:35:41.040 --> 0:35:44.120
<v Speaker 2>If I would do it again, I'd just stand further

0:35:44.239 --> 0:35:49.000
<v Speaker 2>in and just maybe just tap it back, make him run.

0:35:49.160 --> 0:35:51.799
<v Speaker 1>Get in his head. Yeah, your time is up, old man,

0:35:53.080 --> 0:35:56.920
<v Speaker 1>is it? Yeah? Enough being on every single Channel.

0:35:56.640 --> 0:35:59.719
<v Speaker 2>Ten show, every single promotional thing you can be on.

0:36:00.239 --> 0:36:04.040
<v Speaker 2>He was wearing his AFL Legends jerseys. He was famously

0:36:04.160 --> 0:36:07.520
<v Speaker 2>he cracked his ribs at the Legends match. Yeah, at

0:36:07.520 --> 0:36:10.319
<v Speaker 2>the Legends match. It isn't sorry. I was gonna say,

0:36:10.320 --> 0:36:13.880
<v Speaker 2>if there's any overseas listeners, Hughsey is a big famous

0:36:13.920 --> 0:36:18.239
<v Speaker 2>Australian comedian. Yes, just to clarify, yes, but he's also

0:36:18.520 --> 0:36:22.080
<v Speaker 2>brittle and frail. Yeah. I have way more bone density

0:36:22.160 --> 0:36:22.680
<v Speaker 2>than this guy.

0:36:22.800 --> 0:36:24.840
<v Speaker 1>If you would have served and if he if the

0:36:24.960 --> 0:36:28.160
<v Speaker 1>ball hit him, he would have just been pulverized into dust.

0:36:28.440 --> 0:36:31.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Maybe that's my strategy for next time. Aim for

0:36:32.080 --> 0:36:38.800
<v Speaker 2>his body and then he just disintegrates on court. And

0:36:39.120 --> 0:36:42.320
<v Speaker 2>but what about hitting against Cocoa Gov's hitting partners.

0:36:42.360 --> 0:36:44.120
<v Speaker 1>Well, so in the second round, I was up against

0:36:44.160 --> 0:36:46.360
<v Speaker 1>Cocoa Gov's hitting partner, Like I said, one of the

0:36:46.400 --> 0:36:48.960
<v Speaker 1>hottest men I've ever seen in my life. Yes, and

0:36:49.200 --> 0:36:52.960
<v Speaker 1>he uh, as you saw from the video, I thought

0:36:53.000 --> 0:36:55.480
<v Speaker 1>I hit a decent backhand coming into the net. But

0:36:55.560 --> 0:36:57.760
<v Speaker 1>then he just smoked it down the line.

0:36:58.040 --> 0:36:59.920
<v Speaker 2>You almost got there though, you weren't that far off.

0:37:00.120 --> 0:37:02.359
<v Speaker 1>Wasn't that far off? Yeah, I'm just glad I didn't

0:37:02.360 --> 0:37:03.120
<v Speaker 1>a double fault.

0:37:03.560 --> 0:37:04.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you did well.

0:37:04.719 --> 0:37:04.959
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you can tell doctor Goldstein about this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, Yeah, he'd be proud of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you hear that, doctor Goldstein. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So the finalist tonight, The finalist tonight. We're gonna go

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<v Speaker 2>watch it. I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see how my buddy Andy Lee does

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<v Speaker 1>out there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he's in the final. See, there was some celebs

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<v Speaker 2>that went straight to final. They which usual. He was

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<v Speaker 2>really upset about. He thought he should have gone straight

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<v Speaker 2>to final.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he didn't make the cut for the big final tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>But Karl Stefanovic. And then this is the one that

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<v Speaker 1>Alcarez and I think Zverevt. Oh wow. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if sinners An Epoch is playing in it as well. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>she comes up against her hitting partner.

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<v Speaker 2>She'd be a bit of excitement though, because it is

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<v Speaker 2>quite tense. Energy out there is tense because anything could happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything could happen. But we both lost.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you lost in the second round. Yeah, I lost

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<v Speaker 2>real early. Anyway, we'll tell you about it tomorrow. I

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<v Speaker 2>will tell you all about it and yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Fun, it's definitely all right. Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to win some prizes? We got some

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<v Speaker 2>prizes for you, big cash money prizes.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>The Australian Open twenty twenty six is doing the ten

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<v Speaker 1>million dollar bracket challenge. Well, AO is launching a new

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<v Speaker 1>bracket challenge for AO twenty six with a ten million

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<v Speaker 1>dollar prize.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so apparently if someone predicts every winner then the

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<v Speaker 2>men's draw or the women's draw before the tournament starts,

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<v Speaker 2>they win ten million aud That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>That is crazy. It's wild. It's the richest rise in

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<v Speaker 1>world tennis for this kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>Game, powered by Nixo whatever that is nex. So let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go next.

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<v Speaker 2>So we'll have more details in the coming days of

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<v Speaker 2>the tournament. Do you think we can enter?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, we're there. Yeah. Who are you picking one

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<v Speaker 1>of the seagulls?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Toma all the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, speaking of seagulls, you're gonna love this. Next segment,

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to Pod laver Arena. Two huge guests today

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<v Speaker 1>on the squawk Box. We have Roger Featherer and Boris Pecker.

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<v Speaker 2>Which one is? Which one is? Which?

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea?

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<v Speaker 2>Boris Boris Roger Roger Feather right, does this intimidate you?

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<v Speaker 2>This cage it's a little bit sad.

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<v Speaker 1>So we'll ask you some questions. I guess. Squawk once

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<v Speaker 1>if the answers yes, Squawk twice if the answer is no,

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>What what?

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<v Speaker 2>How many chips have you stolen today? I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>that was above.

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<v Speaker 1>I told my parents I'd be interviewing Tennis Grace.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're gonna get Roger Veteran Jakovin. Yes, you know me,

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<v Speaker 2>and here we are.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me if you could only that's not yes or no?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you defecate? Hey, I'm getting there, I'm getting there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, my professionalism is being called out by Boris Pecker.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a career high for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you'll throw this to Roger Feather? Squawk once for yes,

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<v Speaker 1>squawk twice for now? Would you defecate on a statue

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<v Speaker 1>of Raphael on the doll?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Interesting? Would you?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you defecate on a statue of Bernard Tomic?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know who that is?

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<v Speaker 2>He's playing right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Anymore? Any more? Chips? You guys, so thank you so

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<v Speaker 1>much for coming in today. I want to see that

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<v Speaker 1>gobble down the hatch.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get it down there.

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<v Speaker 1>So close?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there?

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<v Speaker 3>You go?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you feed the baby gulls?