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Speaker 1: Are some guy is the ace Man.

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Speaker 2: Our producer is e Roll aka Clupman.

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Speaker 1: Our bosses Shan what's a shan nickname?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't know what do you call your wife?

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Speaker 1: Oh? You want me to call our boss Shannon? Pooky Pie.

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Speaker 2: Throwing out a few babes.

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Speaker 1: I did the induction about harassment, and I don't think

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Speaker 2: I don't remember the harassment bit of the induction.

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Speaker 1: Did you not do it? Is that why you've been

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Speaker 1: walking around grabbing asses?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Just every time I woke up the stairs on

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Speaker 2: my Hong Kong.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you keep telling the roll he's a beefcake.

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Speaker 2: Do you see those messages?

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Speaker 1: No way, Dave? Well, can you believe the opening week?

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Speaker 1: It's exciting. We've done so much.

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Speaker 2: Already, We've done too much.

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Speaker 1: Some might say we just had a couple of seagulls

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Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know what to say about it.

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Speaker 1: That was weird.

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Speaker 2: It was like, I mean, it looked insane.

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Speaker 1: It did look insane.

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Speaker 2: I can imagine it looking good on camera. Do they

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Speaker 2: get like all excess passes these? I hope not. I

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Speaker 2: hope they're not at a gym like us.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to see the seagulls doing squats and

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Speaker 2: I don't want to super seagulls on the practice courts.

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Speaker 2: They probably look better than us. Yeah, well me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So these are this is an older couple, husband and.

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Speaker 2: Wife, we assume. Yeah, you can tell they're all through

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Speaker 2: the outfit the gate, yeah, the seagull gate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can tell. One of them had bad seagull hips.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And like, I mean, if you've been married for

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Speaker 2: forty years, what else are you going to do?

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Speaker 1: That's true?

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Speaker 2: True seagull time is coming.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And they wouldn't speak. They just squawked.

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Speaker 2: No, they said one word, what word?

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Speaker 1: Mine for the chips?

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Speaker 2: For the chips. We fed them chips. Yes, you heard

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Speaker 2: that right, We fed them chips for chips. What did

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Speaker 2: your parents want you to do with your life? They

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Speaker 2: wanted me to be a radiographer actually, which is an

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Speaker 2: X ray person. And what am I doing now interviewing

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Speaker 2: squawking seagulls?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, feeding an old man chips who's wearing a seagull outfit?

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Speaker 1: Will they be proud?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they'd be surprised. They'll be like, is this a job?

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Speaker 2: I know I have a lot of degree. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: Well, and I'm asking an old woman and a seagull

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Speaker 2: Two squawks for no. Yeah, she didn't want to shoot

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Speaker 1: The husband was the big ship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely.

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Speaker 1: How many ships can we get away with on this

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Speaker 1: unlimited chap that's the name of your solo.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my special coming out, unlimited ships to give. I'm

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Speaker 2: a menipuzzled woman. Look out, that's my stick. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We have the seagulls in here. They were Roger Featherer.

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Speaker 1: And also we do in our lovely set here, we

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Speaker 1: and they were traumatized. But then we played them in

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Speaker 1: the one point ping pong slam and I hit a

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Speaker 1: So perfect day, so much.

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Speaker 2: Proud parents.

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Speaker 2: I walked in through the kids center, did you this morning? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: If you come through from the Flinders Street side. You

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Speaker 2: That's unfortunate because it's really something. Yeah, man, you go.

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Speaker 2: I know. But then then the boy got in trouble

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Speaker 2: and his payback was the girl got to hit the boy.

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Speaker 2: Thought that's nice. Yeah, that's great. And then I saw

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Speaker 2: It looks really fun. And then there's also a stage

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Speaker 2: found the shake Shack. Oh, so I want to go

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Speaker 1: We've been good so far. We've been eating salads and

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Speaker 1: some sushi. But you're thinking we ruin all.

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Speaker 2: That, and well you don't. I'm not insane. You shouldn't.

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Speaker 2: a dog? Okay, you're watching what you eat.

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Speaker 1: Who would have thought? Yeah, the one point Slam will

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Speaker 1: get to later in the episode, but it was quite

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Speaker 2: I feel like you can tell in the tones of

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But other than that, let's get into the show proper.

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Speaker 1: Quiet please welcome to pod Labor Arena. We are back

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Speaker 1: for day three of opening week of the Australian Open.

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Speaker 1: As always, my name is Mike goldteen and I'm joined

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Speaker 1: by the Pat McEnroe to my John McEnroe Lizzy, who Yes,

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Speaker 1: you cannot be serious.

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Speaker 2: I am not serious.

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Speaker 1: This is good. It's another huge day. Yesterday was thirty

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Speaker 1: four thousand people. What is on a Tuesday for a

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Speaker 1: qualifying week?

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Speaker 2: People are crazy for tennanse here. Yeah, it's wild. It's

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Speaker 2: so it's like shouldered to shoulder out there, and it's

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Speaker 1: They put on such a good event, like it like

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Speaker 1: it's a carnival out there.

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Speaker 2: The Hot Ship played last night, did they? Yeah? Right?

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Speaker 2: I saw a lot of people on my socials that

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Speaker 1: At the Seagulls were front and center for Hot Ship,

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Speaker 1: Am I right?

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Speaker 2: But I missed up?

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Speaker 1: Well, we'll get more into that in a bit. I

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Speaker 1: can't wait to revisit trauma. Look, I will say this,

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm sorry, but I'm a I'm an edge lord.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, famous, famous the opening week.

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Speaker 1: The numbers are so good. They're wondering if people have

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it is a little misleading. I wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to get fired. I actually I actually

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Speaker 2: think the person who coined it opening week needs are raised. True, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: because they have doubled attendance, more than doubled. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think the opening day last year was something like

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Speaker 2: I wasn't even thinking that. Then that's how good at

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll bring it up because there was a post online.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, people here opening week and they think it's the

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Speaker 1: And then also they're getting their money's worth. It's twenty

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they can see them practicing and doing exhibition.

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Speaker 1: Expect Yeah, you're paying for broad labor tickets.

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Speaker 1: A roll suggested our producer that you might only see

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Speaker 1: the seagulls in the opening week.

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Speaker 2: Which is a major draw cut.

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Speaker 1: I think. So I looked into their hallowed out dead eyes, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Got a whole puncher and did it a few times.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you stare into the abyss. Sometimes the abyss stares

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Speaker 2: into you. Speaking of people who are who are coming

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Speaker 2: to the the Open? Have you heard the rumor about

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Speaker 2: Taylor and Travis?

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Speaker 1: Wow? Is that even any sense of credibility to that?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I also think the pr person here

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Speaker 2: open invitation to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey to come

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Speaker 2: to the Open.

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Speaker 1: Do they have a cute couple name truly.

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Speaker 2: Mister missus Swift? Yeah, I do. I don't know. I'm

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Speaker 2: Taylor, Travis, if you're listening, please come on.

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Speaker 1: Please come on. Yeah. As always, the podcast is brought

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Speaker 1: to you by Piper Heidzik Champagne, the only Champagne players

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to pod Labor arena. We are talking headline calls,

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Speaker 1: all the biggest news from in and around the tennis world.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: We talked about Bernard Thomic winning his first qualifying round.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so there's no room for both.

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Speaker 1: There's no room for it's one or the other.

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Speaker 1: We're so fickle. But I mean, look, we just love

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Speaker 1: the tennis world. Mexican player reveals Ozzie sunburn is the headline.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you a go at pronouncing her name. I've

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Speaker 2: Before, Renada Zarazua, Zarazua.

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Speaker 2: Here for you.

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Speaker 1: Right to us aid pod labor or are we pod

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Speaker 1: labor at? What are we pod labor.

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Speaker 3: At a.

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Speaker 2: Tennis dot com.

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Speaker 1: Right to us at pod labor at tennis dot com

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Speaker 1: dot Au. If you would like me to apply sunscreen

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Speaker 1: out there in the brutal ausy son. Another story player, Camillogo.

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Speaker 1: I imagine it's Ugo.

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Speaker 2: Cara Belly cut his hair at mid match. Why wouldn't

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Speaker 1: This is an emergency.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you got cut.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, would you ever do any kind of I don't.

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Speaker 2: Crack nothing going on here.

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Speaker 1: One more story that happened yesterday at the q Yoon Classic.

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Speaker 1: Nick Kurrios want a match against uh triple Z.

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Speaker 3: Triple Z.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we want him on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Want to both actually yeah, and Z. But he looked good.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to have a good say in his

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Speaker 2: See ethnically, I am Chinese and this is gonna embarrass

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Speaker 2: all of my ancestors. They're in their little graves right now.

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Speaker 1: You'll have to commit seppuku. Is that the right? Ji

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Speaker 1: Jen Jung Zi Zen Jung lost to Nick Kirios in

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Speaker 1: a battle at the key on Classic, showing that Kirios

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Speaker 2: He couldn't go a long game though, five yeah destroy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean maybe a little too many video games.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he's always exciting and awesome to watch, and

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Speaker 2: And that's a good matchup personalities. But I like to

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Speaker 2: Oh what we've all been wed in to talk about?

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Speaker 1: This is it?

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Speaker 3: This is it.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about the one point Slam that we both

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Speaker 1: What a day.

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Speaker 2: was it. That was the prep. I just bought in sneakers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And then we did our pod and then we

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Speaker 1: We had a hit with Eliza West.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, quite good turn.

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Speaker 1: She was killing us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd want to be good, Like she looks good.

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Speaker 2: If you're wearing that outfit, you want to be good

447
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Speaker 2: at tennis. Whoa she delivered Yeah, like you know, tennis

448
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Speaker 2: content creator and she backs it up with a solid game. Yeah.

449
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 1: So she was also competing in the one point Slam.

450
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 1: We went and played on practice courts.

451
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, like where all the professionals are practice.

452
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's people looking over at us like whiffing serves.

453
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,160
Speaker 2: I think we were in the middle court.

454
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, before we talk about our experience. Let's have

455
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Speaker 1: a look at what happened at the one point slam.

456
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Speaker 1: Do you have to you have to relive it? Lizzie

457
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 1: and Mike Hare from Pod Labor Arena. We're competing in

458
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,160
Speaker 1: the million dollar one point slam. You excited?

459
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 2: I'm pumped.

460
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,159
Speaker 1: Oh, we're going to take.

461
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 2: It super seriously. We immediately began training before being escorted

462
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Speaker 2: to court six, where we drank heavily and said the

463
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,119
Speaker 2: word tennis to calm our.

464
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Speaker 1: Nurse you in a million bucks. What are you gonna do?

465
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Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to quit the odd labor.

466
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do all Oh wow, tennis. We also bumped

467
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Speaker 1: into an overconfident Dave Hughes. I hope we go up

468
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 1: against each other, So do I.

469
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Speaker 2: If I go up against you on one step close,

470
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Speaker 2: you do.

471
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Speaker 3: A million dollars.

472
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:19,160
Speaker 1: And you need the money.

473
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 2: And Adam Hillsy Hills gave us no help whatsoever.

474
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 1: What's your strategy today, Adam.

475
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Speaker 2: Strategy?

476
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Speaker 3: My strategy is to not tighten up.

477
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Speaker 1: Oka say lose. Yeah, you think you might choke at

478
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Speaker 1: at one.

479
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Speaker 2: First round, I had to play a pro, which is

480
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 2: total bullshit.

481
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 1: I'm here with SU's Loman's we're up against each other

482
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Speaker 1: and the million dollar one point slam. She is a pro.

483
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Speaker 1: I am not, but anything can have any points, so

484
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 1: we'll see, we'll see. I have the eye of the tiger.

485
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,119
Speaker 3: I don't know what I have.

486
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 1: I felt like a gladiator walking into the coliseum if

487
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 1: I went the why because I'm the better tennis player.

488
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 1: I think I got she took one looking man. She

489
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,879
Speaker 1: has that scame time, and I was feeling super positive.

490
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 1: Felt I received Susan hits the net and Goldstein advances.

491
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:43,640
Speaker 1: I could practically taste the million one down forty to goo.

492
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 3: Wow, not only Monster baking Man, maybe not baby.

493
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know who I play? Really?

494
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 1: What's that at me?

495
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 2: Soon? Have you got in the first round? A lazy

496
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,640
Speaker 2: I'm not going on. I'm sorry. I am so nervous.

497
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,120
Speaker 2: I didn't really know what I was getting myself into

498
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 2: because I were like, yeah, you can play this. I'm like, yeah, sure,

499
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 2: it'll be easier. And now I'm here and there's there's

500
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 2: pro tennis players here, there's people with like serious muscles,

501
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 2: and I get to play. Comedian Davehews.

502
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 3: One two three, but his pathetic little serve surprised me.

503
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Speaker 2: You did it welcome.

504
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Speaker 1: I can't believe I lost to you, but I was

505
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Speaker 1: still alive, and Lizzie had that to look forward to.

506
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 2: Still on you, Mike, and I can't stick around because

507
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 2: I gotta go walk my dog.

508
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: Tennis tennis. My time had finally arrived.

509
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 2: We've gotten my goldsteam once again.

510
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 3: A comedian and one of our books of lavor Arena.

511
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: I felt extremely confident in going up against Coco goth

512
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: hitting partner. This is BS. I'm gonna complain to Craig Tyler.

513
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: He's right up there.

514
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 2: The gestion box does not think JOCHI.

515
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:42,959
Speaker 1: Allright, my gold is up ready. I can only assume

516
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 1: Coco was cheering for me. I'm gonna go cry on

517
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 1: the top for a while.

518
00:27:55,800 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 2: Whow that was awesome, Mike, what a time.

519
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: I looked a lot cooler in my mind.

520
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 2: That was cool? Was it?

521
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,719
Speaker 1: Yeah? My form is terrible.

522
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 2: Don't worry about that. You beat a pro.

523
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 1: I did beat a pro. I knocked a pro out

524
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: of a major tournament.

525
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 2: You did, and then you got to go up against

526
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 2: Coco Golf's hitting pun. I don't know if you get

527
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 2: as well, like in a sentence, yeah, you played Coco

528
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 2: go hitting.

529
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 1: I was also he's also I don't know if you

530
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Speaker 1: could tell in the video, but one of the hottest

531
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Speaker 1: men I've ever seen. Yeah, I would turn by curios.

532
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 2: Oh really, we need to buy Curios button.

533
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: What a day. It was such a good event. I

534
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: know you're still reeling a little bit.

535
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it was.

536
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 3: It was.

537
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: We were thrown into the thick of it. We were

538
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: We had no idea what we were getting into. We

539
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: get there after a quick hitting sash with Eliza West

540
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 1: start our guest on yesterday's app and I immediately see

541
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Speaker 1: some professional players, one in particular Pablo Corina Busta, who

542
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: was once top ten in the world as.

543
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 2: Recently casually hanging out.

544
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: Casually hanging out playing in the tournament. Surely like looking

545
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: around like I got this, yeah, yeah, And I was like,

546
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: holy hell, there's some proper players in this.

547
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then that was us us.

548
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: The only other comedians in play were Adam Hills, as

549
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 1: you saw in Dave Hughes and yeah, I was talking

550
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: to Adam Hills a lot.

551
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what did he have to say, because he's

552
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 2: he plays tennis quite a bit.

553
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 1: He does, Hughsey told me once because Adam Hills, you know,

554
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: has a prosthetic foot and it's like a metal the

555
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 1: Blade Runner type thing. And Hughsey said he played Hillsey

556
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: on a day that was so hot, Adam Hills's foot

557
00:29:55,760 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 1: melted and he's he's you know, still claims he won

558
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: the best.

559
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he'll take anything.

560
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was talking to Hilsey and he said he's

561
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 1: been thinking about it for weeks. The strategy is to serve,

562
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: to elect to serve. If you win Rock paper Scissors,

563
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: why because then you can at least be in the

564
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: point if you roll it in. If you hit enough

565
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: of an easy serve, you're in the point. And he

566
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: thinks the percentages are higher. And then if they I know,

567
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: I know, and then the pros get one serve, right,

568
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: So he thought if they land to serve, it's going

569
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: to be much harder to return, right. So he goes

570
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: out there with this, I'm gonna elect to serve. You know.

571
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: There's a big cheer for Adam Hills. Uh, and he

572
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 1: double faults.

573
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 2: Strategy out the window the wind weeks of strategy planning

574
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Speaker 2: a whiteboard.

575
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: I heard.

576
00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 2: Out on a double fault.

577
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: Well, at what point did you find out you were playing?

578
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 2: Dave Hughes, Well, I looked they had printouts of the

579
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 2: drawer in that little area where we were sort of congregating,

580
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 2: and I just looked at the name and I'm like,

581
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 2: hang on a minute, I'm thirty one is Lizzie who

582
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 2: thirty two is Dave Hughes? Am I playing Husy? And

583
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm playing Husy? And then I went up

584
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 2: to Husey. I was like, you're playing me? And the

585
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 2: look of disappointment on this guy's face because I think, actually, well,

586
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 2: to be fair, I think he was like quite quite

587
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 2: excited because he knew he could get to the second round.

588
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 2: But also I think he wanted to play a pro.

589
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 2: Yeah really, yeah, you he hed Hugh No.

590
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 1: Hughsey's eyes lit up. Yeah, because he thought he had

591
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: more of a chance of getting through. But I also

592
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 1: thought it gave you a chance same, you know.

593
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 2: I also thought that because.

594
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: When I saw my name, Susan Lemonz, I was like,

595
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: I know that name, and then I looked her up

596
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: and she's been ranked as high fifty seventh in the world.

597
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: She's not even in qualifying because she's already in the

598
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: main draw of the Australian Open. A Dutch player. Very

599
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: nice and she was like, are you nervous? And I'm like, yeah,

600
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: I guess I'm pretty nervous. But I feel like you'll

601
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: just kill me. And she's like, oh, I don't know,

602
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: and she was, you know, worried.

603
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 2: Did you get in her head?

604
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: I got in her head. I was playing my game

605
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: straight away. I was like, can I put some block

606
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: on your back? Fifty? And so I was. The nerves

607
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: didn't really hit me till I was out on court.

608
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is more nerve wracking than any gig

609
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 2: I've ever done.

610
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's a lot of people watch it a lot.

611
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 1: You just don't want to double fault. I think that's

612
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: if you're serving, you don't want to double fault.

613
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. Right, And so I was up before you, and

614
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 2: then I missed you a game. I was in the toilet.

615
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

616
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, in my head, that last shot I hit was

617
00:32:53,520 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: a a real winner, a real winner, not a weird

618
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: lanky slice.

619
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Speaker 2: She was probably like, I've never seen this shot before.

620
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: Well that's what she said.

621
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Speaker 2: She was like. She was like, that short ball screwed

622
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 2: me up. I didn't know what the hell that was.

623
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,719
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just threw some junk at her and then

624
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 1: she tried to drop shot her back hits the top

625
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: of the tape, and then she wasn't happy afterwards. Probably

626
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: didn't help that I ran around with my arms in

627
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: the air.

628
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 2: As you should, as is your right when you defeat

629
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Speaker 2: a professional.

630
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: Thinking about it now, I should have kissed my bice absence.

631
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 2: Yes, you should have. You should have done a few

632
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 2: push ups, taken your shirt off. Real football's like pomping. Yeah.

633
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: So, but the adrenaline was like through the roof.

634
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 2: I couldn't sleep last night. I know a man. I

635
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 2: woke up so many times. Think we're just replaying my

636
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 2: terrible points.

637
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 1: Well, run us through it, running through you and Hughsy.

638
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 2: Okay, so Hughesy's obviously being Hughsy, just this obnoxious, frail

639
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 2: man like he loves that we're friends. We're okay, and

640
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 2: you know, I'm always excited to see him because he

641
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 2: looks like he doesn't have long to live.

642
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is good. We only have so

643
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 1: much time.

644
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 3: With the man.

645
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 2: So look, let's give him his final wishes. We play.

646
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Speaker 2: We do I reckon.

647
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 3: We do.

648
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 2: Think the package didn't show it, but I reckon. We

649
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:29,720
Speaker 2: did five rock paper.

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00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,439
Speaker 1: That was That was fun.

651
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 2: That was probably really it was a great highlight.

652
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 1: Is it weird to know you and Hughes are on

653
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 1: the same wavelane?

654
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the chicks say, well, they're on the same waveleg. Oh,

655
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,839
Speaker 2: I don't know if we are, but yeah, maybe we're

656
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 2: we're dialed in you are.

657
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are very similar comedically.

658
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 2: I talk about my kids and how many houses I

659
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 2: have for Crown, I got to work hus we do,

660
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 2: we both do. But all so, he was talking a

661
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 2: lot of smacks. He was talking a lot of smack,

662
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 2: and then he couldn't decide whether he was going to

663
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 2: serve or not. And then he's like and he finally says,

664
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 2: and he says this pathetic, pathetic serve, And I was

665
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 2: standing too deep. I was like, oh no, oh no,

666
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Speaker 2: I'm going to have to do I had to do

667
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Speaker 2: a couple of strides and then I hit it. I

668
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 2: hit it too hard.

669
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, went out, He coaxed in. It was a drop serve.

670
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: He brings you in and then to handle it like

671
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 1: you're kind of falling through the shot. And then just

672
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 1: pushed it.

673
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 2: Yeah too long. I know I needed more gentle touch.

674
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 2: If I would do it again, I'd just stand further

675
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 2: in and just maybe just tap it back, make him run.

676
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 1: Get in his head. Yeah, your time is up, old man,

677
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 1: is it? Yeah? Enough being on every single Channel.

678
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 2: Ten show, every single promotional thing you can be on.

679
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 2: He was wearing his AFL Legends jerseys. He was famously

680
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 2: he cracked his ribs at the Legends match. Yeah, at

681
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 2: the Legends match. It isn't sorry. I was gonna say,

682
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 2: if there's any overseas listeners, Hughsey is a big famous

683
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 2: Australian comedian. Yes, just to clarify, yes, but he's also

684
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 2: brittle and frail. Yeah. I have way more bone density

685
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 2: than this guy.

686
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 1: If you would have served and if he if the

687
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: ball hit him, he would have just been pulverized into dust.

688
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe that's my strategy for next time. Aim for

689
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:38,800
Speaker 2: his body and then he just disintegrates on court. And

690
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 2: but what about hitting against Cocoa Gov's hitting partners.

691
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: Well, so in the second round, I was up against

692
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 1: Cocoa Gov's hitting partner, Like I said, one of the

693
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 1: hottest men I've ever seen in my life. Yes, and

694
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: he uh, as you saw from the video, I thought

695
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: I hit a decent backhand coming into the net. But

696
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,760
Speaker 1: then he just smoked it down the line.

697
00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 2: You almost got there though, you weren't that far off.

698
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 1: Wasn't that far off? Yeah, I'm just glad I didn't

699
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: a double fault.

700
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 2: Yeah you did well.

701
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:04,959
Speaker 1: Yeah.

702
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 2: I think you can tell doctor Goldstein about this one.

703
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 2: Oh really, Yeah, he'd be proud of this.

704
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, you hear that, doctor Goldstein. Yeah.

705
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 2: So the finalist tonight, The finalist tonight. We're gonna go

706
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 2: watch it. I'm excited.

707
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,839
Speaker 1: I want to see how my buddy Andy Lee does

708
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 1: out there.

709
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 2: Oh, he's in the final. See, there was some celebs

710
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 2: that went straight to final. They which usual. He was

711
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 2: really upset about. He thought he should have gone straight

712
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 2: to final.

713
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't make the cut for the big final tonight.

714
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: But Karl Stefanovic. And then this is the one that

715
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: Alcarez and I think Zverevt. Oh wow. I don't know

716
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: if sinners An Epoch is playing in it as well. Right,

717
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 1: she comes up against her hitting partner.

718
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 2: She'd be a bit of excitement though, because it is

719
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 2: quite tense. Energy out there is tense because anything could happen.

720
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 1: Anything could happen. But we both lost.

721
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 2: Well, you lost in the second round. Yeah, I lost

722
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 2: real early. Anyway, we'll tell you about it tomorrow. I

723
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,720
Speaker 2: will tell you all about it and yeah.

724
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: Fun, it's definitely all right. Guys.

725
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 2: Do you want to win some prizes? We got some

726
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 2: prizes for you, big cash money prizes.

727
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 3: I love it.

728
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: The Australian Open twenty twenty six is doing the ten

729
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 1: million dollar bracket challenge. Well, AO is launching a new

730
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: bracket challenge for AO twenty six with a ten million

731
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: dollar prize.

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00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 2: Okay, so apparently if someone predicts every winner then the

733
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 2: men's draw or the women's draw before the tournament starts,

734
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 2: they win ten million aud That's crazy.

735
00:38:56,080 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 1: That is crazy. It's wild. It's the richest rise in

736
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: world tennis for this kind of.

737
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 2: Game, powered by Nixo whatever that is nex. So let's go.

738
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Speaker 1: Let's go next.

739
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 2: So we'll have more details in the coming days of

740
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 2: the tournament. Do you think we can enter?

741
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we're there. Yeah. Who are you picking one

742
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: of the seagulls?

743
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, Toma all the way.

744
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 1: Well, speaking of seagulls, you're gonna love this. Next segment,

745
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 1: Welcome back to Pod laver Arena. Two huge guests today

746
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: on the squawk Box. We have Roger Featherer and Boris Pecker.

747
00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 2: Which one is? Which one is? Which?

748
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: I have no idea?

749
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 2: Boris Boris Roger Roger Feather right, does this intimidate you?

750
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 2: This cage it's a little bit sad.

751
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,879
Speaker 1: So we'll ask you some questions. I guess. Squawk once

752
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: if the answers yes, Squawk twice if the answer is no,

753
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 1: All right?

754
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 3: What what?

755
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 2: How many chips have you stolen today? I feel like

756
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 2: that was above.

757
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 1: I told my parents I'd be interviewing Tennis Grace.

758
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna get Roger Veteran Jakovin. Yes, you know me,

759
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 2: and here we are.

760
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: Tell me if you could only that's not yes or no?

761
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,879
Speaker 1: Would you defecate? Hey, I'm getting there, I'm getting there.

762
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: Oh god, my professionalism is being called out by Boris Pecker.

763
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 2: Is that a career high for you?

764
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: Would you'll throw this to Roger Feather? Squawk once for yes,

765
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: squawk twice for now? Would you defecate on a statue

766
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,919
Speaker 1: of Raphael on the doll?

767
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 2: No?

768
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 3: Oh?

769
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 1: Yes? Interesting? Would you?

770
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 2: Would you defecate on a statue of Bernard Tomic?

771
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:43,800
Speaker 1: You don't know who that is?

772
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 2: He's playing right now.

773
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: Anymore? Any more? Chips? You guys, so thank you so

774
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 1: much for coming in today. I want to see that

775
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: gobble down the hatch.

776
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 2: Let's get it down there.

777
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: So close?

778
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 2: Is there?

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00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 3: You go?

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00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: Oh?

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00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 2: How do you feed the baby gulls?