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Speaker 1: whereever you're listening today. This is Clearsy and Lisa's podcast.

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Speaker 2: Coming up on the podcast today, Will Smith is finally apologizing, what.

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Speaker 3: Did you accidentally? Maybe sometimes on purpose?

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Speaker 4: Bring home and Leno and Woodley joined us. He's justin

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Speaker 4: Javan is just the guy is drop.

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Speaker 5: They started half good, but then eventually they ended up

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Speaker 5: doing poorly.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, there's a cut on the field.

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Speaker 6: Hold on, that's what I want to see.

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Speaker 1: Clearzy and leases Sports Report.

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Speaker 2: So we've got another run over, Yes, we did, indeed,

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Speaker 2: except we've got some help today with Michael Genevie's Hello.

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Speaker 7: Morning, guys. What a busy weekend of sport.

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Speaker 8: It's kind of one of those weekends and there's only

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Speaker 8: a few times of the year where you just don't

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Speaker 8: know where to look like that, isn't it? Birmingham Emma McKeon.

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Speaker 2: She's just become the most successful Commonwealth Games athlete of

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Speaker 2: all time.

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Speaker 8: I heard her referred to as the Queen of the Commonwealth,

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Speaker 8: which I thought was appropriate but inaccurate.

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Speaker 4: But there was another way to have a queen.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was not ninety six though no.

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Speaker 9: Not yet.

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Speaker 4: So she's won eleven gold medals.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, she'll probably win ninety six gold.

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Speaker 4: Medals obviously not on the weekend.

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Speaker 8: No, no, no, she's just taken out the fifty three

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Speaker 8: as well and just a great ambassador for Australian sport

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Speaker 8: like that. Smile is worth a million bucks and she's

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Speaker 8: just lightning quick in the pool. It's always going to

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Speaker 8: be a swimmer though, right as the greatest ever Commonwealth

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Speaker 8: Games afe because there's just so many events for them

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Speaker 2: It like four different bus seat.

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Speaker 8: Strokes and then there's different for instance, relays as well.

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Speaker 2: Do you know, I didn't really know that there was

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Speaker 10: More recently they're doing in the track. I just learned

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Speaker 10: it well, the track and field. Even more recently there was.

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Speaker 8: A metally at the Tokyo Olympics as well, in which

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Speaker 7: It wastrilling.

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Speaker 2: Well, Australia's on top of the metal tally with twenty

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Speaker 2: two gold, thirteen silver and seventeen bronze.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, only only in front by a little bit.

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Speaker 8: We've doubled what the UK are at at the lait,

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Speaker 8: so it'd be tough to see them trying to catch up.

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Speaker 2: But they are second, they are second, they are hosting

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Speaker 2: and then it's daylight.

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Speaker 4: They have six million people representing them.

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Speaker 7: I think New Zealand coming in third as.

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Speaker 10: I think where you're finding this, are doing all right,

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Speaker 10: But also you'll probably find in the athletics weeak the

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Speaker 1: On the track.

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Speaker 8: And was Madison di Rosario is one her third Commonwealth

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Speaker 3: Yes, and what a winning smile.

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Speaker 4: She has a right football.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday the Eagles almost beat the Suns on the Gold Coast,

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Speaker 4: That's depressing.

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Speaker 8: They're kind of playing waves don't they like when they

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Speaker 10: There's not a four quarter effort off it, but seven

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Speaker 8: But yeah, it was just a little too late. Jay Cully,

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Speaker 8: This was one play he elbowed him flush on the chin.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm never for anyone getting hit in the head.

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Speaker 7: There was no rhyme or reason to it. The ball

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Speaker 8: Sometimes you see some contact made late and it's normally

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Speaker 7: He takes a step and then clocks him clean.

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Speaker 10: Unfortunately, he plays with aggression and he's trying to show

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Speaker 3: So yeah, it looks like he'll do some weeks.

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Speaker 7: It'll be tough for him to show that on his

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Speaker 8: For the nineteen year old, and he's just his third

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Speaker 8: game the mid season recruit there for the Eagles. The

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Speaker 2: Well they were very retro they even lost, so you

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Speaker 3: Dockers the Socks. I never want to see them again,

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Speaker 4: I like it.

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Speaker 3: Look, we just don't kicking enough.

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Speaker 10: We don't kick enough goals and should prove it again

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Speaker 10: on the weekend to win finals. That's the problem right

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Speaker 10: now when you look at a team like Geelong and

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Speaker 10: that Bailey Bandfield not getting the game and Darcy Tucker's

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Speaker 3: Also we'll see what.

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Speaker 2: See what changes who are doing very well last year's

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Speaker 2: Premier of course.

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Speaker 7: And that's my thoughts on Freeman.

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Speaker 8: I think against the middle tier sides, they look like

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Speaker 8: and they are risky enough to take that kick, hit

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Speaker 9: But then when.

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Speaker 8: They're playing against the top four contenders like a Geelong

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Speaker 8: much and they can no longer hit that target and

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Speaker 3: Confidence has gone downhill since the buy too.

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Speaker 4: They're not doing anything to prove they can play in

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Speaker 8: No, true, so they need the weather on their side.

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Speaker 8: But they don't write them off, is what I would say.

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Speaker 3: It's funny.

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Speaker 10: It was a former coach in ross lyone who said

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Speaker 10: So we'll say this three weeks of the season left

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Speaker 4: Finals, so that covers all.

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Speaker 2: Basically, yeah, doesn't as good or bad as it seems.

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Speaker 3: Well, he's not there anymore, I guess give Kevin. He's

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Speaker 8: They sit sixth at the moment on fifty points and

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Speaker 8: they to run home. They play the last three games

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Speaker 8: against the Western Bulldogs, which there are chance of winning.

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Speaker 8: the Dockers off for top four, top four hopes just yet.

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Speaker 8: But when they play against top four teams. They really

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Speaker 10: It's going to be a cracker of a derby this one.

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Speaker 10: There's some Eagles boys in the points to prove. Just

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Speaker 10: get this feeling. Doc is down on form, down in

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Speaker 3: That's sport. I reckon that sport.

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Speaker 1: No Crazy more Lisa More podcasts soon, ninety six The

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Speaker 1: Sure Report on ninety six AM.

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Speaker 2: Four months after Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the

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Speaker 2: Academy Awards, four months Will has finally said something. He's

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Speaker 2: released an apology video on his YouTube channel. He's called

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Speaker 2: the video It's been a minute, and the first thing

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Speaker 2: during his acceptance speech.

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Speaker 11: I was fogged out by that point. It's it's it's

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Speaker 11: it's all fuzzy. I've reached out to Chris and me.

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Speaker 11: The message that came back is that he's not ready

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Speaker 11: So where I will say to you, Chris, I apologize

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Speaker 11: to you. My behavior was unacceptable, and I'm here whenever

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Speaker 2: Someone who was fogged out the rest of his speech

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Speaker 2: was fairly clear.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. As I recall, well, he got the big gong

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Speaker 3: and then he danced to his own music at the party.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: He also apologized to Chris Rock's mother and brother. Then

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Speaker 2: he apologized to his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith. Then he

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Speaker 2: Then he apologized to his fellow Oscar Oscar nominees for

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Speaker 2: questlove who won the Academy Award immediately following the slap,

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Speaker 2: A moment that will be forever lost to that whole

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Speaker 2: carry on. He wrapped it up by saying he's trying

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Speaker 4: He's very good to himself, isn't He.

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Speaker 3: Said sorry a lot the hardest word.

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Speaker 4: Some sad news.

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Speaker 2: Michelle Nicol, the original lieutenant to her from Star Trek,

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Speaker 2: has passed away. She was eighty nine years old. Nichols

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Speaker 2: broke down barriers and television with her role in the

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Speaker 2: Star Trek movies. Nichols was also instrumental in recruiting women

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Speaker 2: and minorities for NASA in the Women in Motion program.

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Speaker 4: What a talent, Yeah, what a life?

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Speaker 3: That's your sure report.

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Speaker 4: Have you ever brought.

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Speaker 2: Something home with you from holiday accidentally in your suitcase?

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Speaker 4: Have to be you don't have to have brought it

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Speaker 2: You can just have accidentally brought it home A shocking

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Speaker 10: A shocker with stationary and pens terrible, you know, picking

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Speaker 10: them up in just everywhere. Now, I've got to admit

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Speaker 10: a few weeks ago, went to a funeral. This is

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Speaker 10: true story, went to funeral, got home. You know the

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Speaker 10: out and said, purslow funerals. Yeah, the pen as well,

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Speaker 10: I had the penns Well, I felt terrible.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well this is a little bit more disturbing than

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Speaker 2: a pen. A woman came home from holiday in Croatia

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Speaker 2: to Austria and found eighteen scorpions in her suitcase. To

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Speaker 2: be fair, it was one big mummy scorpion and seventeen babies.

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Speaker 4: Obviously, you had on the way.

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Speaker 2: Back, and this was not the first time that had happened.

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Speaker 2: Returning from Croatia to Austria, another woman found a scorpion

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Speaker 2: in her suitcase. Both of them took them to an

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what chance.

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Speaker 4: Probably wouldn't get that far with me.

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Speaker 2: And also recently a British woman brought home a tarantula

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Speaker 3: That's disturbing, isn't it.

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Speaker 5: Well no, I don't think she wanted anything to do

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Speaker 3: What would you do same What would I do? Same time?

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Speaker 9: On mate.

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Speaker 10: I went shopping with once. His name was Roger, when

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Speaker 10: There's no accident in that one accident bringing it home

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Speaker 4: A statute of limitations might not be up.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, Roger, can't get him you reckoned. It was an accident.

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Speaker 4: Though, okay. The owner and silvil Grove, Hello, how good?

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Speaker 4: What did you accidentally bring home?

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Speaker 14: Well?

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Speaker 9: The story?

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Speaker 14: Yes, When I was about ten in the early eighties,

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Speaker 9: No, it was in the boat.

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Speaker 3: I was in the boat all the way.

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Speaker 12: We took him dingey up there.

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Speaker 14: You'll freak me out now so years later, so yeah,

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Speaker 3: Would put you off, totally.

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Speaker 2: Pauline in Big Park, last call, What did you accidentally

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Speaker 17: Good morning, guys. I brought home a snail from where

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Speaker 4: Oh, a Balinese snail Bali.

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Speaker 17: The show always clicked little shells. Whenever I go somewhere,

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Speaker 17: As I opened kind of opened up, there was a snail?

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Speaker 17: I kept it in a fish bowl for about nearly

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Speaker 4: Now, thank you Pauline.

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Speaker 3: Before you go, do you say so did you call

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Pauline. Not well, this was this was many years ago,

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Speaker 4: Soon ninety six, Lena would have joined us.

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Speaker 15: Good morning, good morning and great nice to see pleasure

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Speaker 9: Sorry, thank you so much, garden.

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Speaker 18: You're right, well, no, because our show is we're doing

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Speaker 15: Yeah, it's maybe Dick slash Aquarium. We bring in live, live,

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Speaker 15: Swimming lessons, Yes, swimming lessons, mouth to mouth resuscitation, bodysurfing, surfing,

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Speaker 9: Are we on air? A big fan of body shirt

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Speaker 6: It's actually a new joke, Frank well done one every

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Speaker 4: Minby Dick is not a short read. No, it's not pages.

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Speaker 9: I read it in lockdown.

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Speaker 6: Bridged, maybe Digger Bridge, maybe dickar bridged.

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Speaker 9: Have you read it, Lisa, No, I have not.

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Speaker 3: I haven't been there. No, Frank, let's go the mini

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Speaker 9: It is seven hundred pages and it is.

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Speaker 16: That he hadn't been reading fifty Shades of performing.

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Speaker 7: Although I'm still ming enthusiasts.

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Speaker 9: I put my heart and soul into it.

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Speaker 6: He said.

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Speaker 9: I read it first and to be done.

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Speaker 15: No, no, no, but it's but it's but it's it's so dense,

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Speaker 15: You know, he goes out to fight the whale, he

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Speaker 15: Everybody knows that it's going to end badly. But but

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Speaker 9: It's doing from the start.

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Speaker 16: But nevertheless, if you're studying maybe Dick Att at university,

451
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Speaker 16: don't come to our show because frank the research that

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Speaker 16: I did, I got about a stand of the way

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Speaker 16: through the Wikipedia page. I don't know that much about it,

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Speaker 16: but it's really just grissed for the mill, for us

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Speaker 16: to run around and being stupid. And I suppose the

456
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Speaker 16: whale is kind of like Captain ahem ahabs nemesis, and

457
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Speaker 16: I'm sort of Cole's nemesis in terms of the whale

458
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Speaker 16: has been hitting annoying, annoying, had for an eternity, and

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Speaker 16: I've been doing the same for Colin these days.

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Speaker 9: I put on quite a bit of weight since you

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Speaker 9: saw me.

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Speaker 16: I'm massive, way like two hundred kilo. Stopped now it's

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Speaker 16: kind of working out that I'm playing the whale.

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Speaker 7: Stop talking.

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Speaker 10: I stopped talking because Colin's caught up with friends and family. Right, Yes, dangerous,

466
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Speaker 10: isn't it catching up with friends and family and doing

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Speaker 10: radio the next day.

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Speaker 15: Well, yes, Clazy, if you want to mention that, yes,

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Speaker 15: we had a we had an afternoon yesterday and we

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Speaker 15: hadn't seen each other for a while, that's right, and

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Speaker 15: so we had a few wines.

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Speaker 3: That's what's happened.

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Speaker 9: That we had a few wines.

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Speaker 4: And that kind of weather.

475
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Speaker 9: It was that kind of weather.

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Speaker 15: You stay inside and you have afternoon tea and then

477
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Speaker 15: you go back to your friends in condoslow and you

478
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Speaker 15: have a lovely steak on the on the fire and

479
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Speaker 15: you watch footy and it's all. It's great to be

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Speaker 15: in Perth though. It's great to be you know, because

481
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Speaker 15: I was born in Perth at a very early age,

482
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Speaker 15: and you know, that's why I've got so much personality.

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Speaker 9: So it's great to be back in.

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Speaker 15: The sunny, warm and lovely time of birth.

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Speaker 9: W it's been hard being away. I've gone mental. Thank you,

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Speaker 9: Thank you, Lisa the Fly.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and then maybe dick Yes, what would be the

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Speaker 2: next classic you think you might rework?

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Speaker 9: That's a good question that we haven't got a joke for.

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Speaker 16: Dickens wrote a Tale of Two Cities, and apparently that's

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Speaker 16: a very that's got a very famous first line. But

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Speaker 16: I've been reading that in.

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Speaker 9: Bendit warning it's gorning, it's coming.

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Speaker 16: Well, I fall asleep very quickly when I start reading,

495
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Speaker 16: So as far as I know, it's just a story

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Speaker 16: about it being the best of time.

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Speaker 3: Oh right downhill after the surprised.

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Speaker 9: Give us a call if you know what that joke

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Speaker 9: referred to.

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Speaker 15: Give us a call now and Lisa literature humor literature

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Speaker 15: literature line, give us a call.

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Speaker 10: So we can expect a few pratfalls, I would imagine

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Speaker 10: with a show, maybe some freaky things, because Frank, I

504
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,400
Speaker 10: did see one of your shows once in a telephone

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Speaker 10: miraculously bounced across the stage and landed back in.

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Speaker 3: The phone, old school telephone. Yes, couldn't happen if you

507
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Speaker 3: tried it a million times.

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Speaker 9: No, I don't know if that.

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Speaker 16: We've had anything quite so extraordinary happen in this show.

510
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 9: Because I had just this.

511
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Speaker 16: Amazing fluke where where I had a colds looking at

512
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Speaker 16: me because he doesn't understand what we talking about.

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Speaker 9: That I did a solo.

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Speaker 16: Show and I had a telephone on a long curly lead, Yes,

515
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Speaker 16: and I tripped over the lost grip of it and

516
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Speaker 16: it flew through there and landed back in the telephone holder.

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Speaker 16: I see everybody in the theater.

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Speaker 9: Was like, he's good.

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Speaker 3: From off my seat is very good.

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Speaker 16: But I don't think we haven't had any comedy gods

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Speaker 16: shining quite like that so far.

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Speaker 9: Have we?

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Speaker 15: No, I don't think so. I mean, I mean Frank's

524
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Speaker 15: only joking. I mean I see all of his solo shows,

525
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Speaker 15: or I don't that that's you know, you know when

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Speaker 15: we broke up for twelve years. You know, he did

527
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Speaker 15: a lot of solo stand up shows at the Comedy Festival,

528
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Speaker 15: and I went to see none of them because I

529
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Speaker 15: would just sit there and just go, I told you,

530
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Speaker 15: because he did all the jokes that wouldn't work on me,

531
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Speaker 15: and then he went off and did them in solo shows,

532
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Speaker 15: and I sat in the audience just go, I told you,

533
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Speaker 15: I told you it wouldn't work. So I was just

534
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Speaker 15: sitting there being really critical. But you know, twelve years apart,

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Speaker 15: and then we got together. And then after about three

536
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Speaker 15: months I realized that we shouldn't have got back together

537
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Speaker 15: because he's still as annoying as he has always been.

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Speaker 3: Well, any counselor will say, Frank, you have your say, now,

539
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Speaker 3: what do you think.

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Speaker 9: About Yeah, what do you think about me?

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Speaker 16: Well, I've always had the utmost respect, and you know,

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Speaker 16: I appreciate and and I'm grateful that I've had the

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Speaker 16: opportunity to work with him.

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Speaker 7: But I'm surprised to hear that we split up.

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Speaker 9: I didn't know. I didn't you know.

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Speaker 16: I thought I thought you were just taking quite a

547
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Speaker 16: while to write the next script.

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Speaker 9: Always twelve years, it's going to be good for twelve years.

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Speaker 15: Yes, no, on only we split up. Yeah, that's right,

550
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Speaker 15: we spilled. So it's great to be back together.

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Speaker 4: I'm so glad that you got back together. It's been

552
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Speaker 4: a while.

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Speaker 2: Right now it's going well, it's going to stick.

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Speaker 9: It's like three or four years.

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Speaker 15: But that, you know, quite seriously, it's you know, we

556
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Speaker 15: did do other things over those twelve years, you know,

557
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 15: bits and pieces of television, theater, all that kind of stuff, musicals,

558
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Speaker 15: and then you get back together and you're on stage

559
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Speaker 15: and you just go, this is my natural place, you know,

560
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Speaker 15: watching him being being and me standing there laughing at him,

561
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Speaker 15: which I still do to this day. So it's it's

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Speaker 15: great to be doing stuff on stage with him.

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Speaker 2: I love you, Frank, Dick at the Regal Theater, the

564
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Speaker 2: beautiful Regal thing.

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Speaker 15: I'm playing Maybe and he's playing The Dick Thursday night,

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Speaker 15: Thursday Friday's a day ticket this.

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Speaker 4: Weekend, Yeah, this weekend through Ticket to Tech.

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Speaker 15: Come along or don't do it, and do whatever you want,

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Speaker 15: but come along. And this is my personal guarantee. If

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Speaker 15: you go to the box office and mention this interview

571
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Speaker 15: and say that we said that you can get half

572
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Speaker 15: priced tickets, it's my guarantee that they'll say, we don't know.

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Speaker 9: What you're talking about. That I stand by that. Thank you,

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Speaker 9: Thanks guys, good on you.

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Speaker 1: Bloody six FM Clezie and Lisa