Speaker 1: Okay, so Christmas is just around the corner.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like I can smell the missiletoe in
Speaker 2: the air, I can taste the Christmas pudding.
Speaker 1: Christmas. I mean, I was trying to be descriptive until
Speaker 1: you brought that in.
Speaker 3: That's my job, feeling jolly. I was dressed as Santa.
Speaker 3: Laura's dressed is Missus Claus and.
Speaker 1: I'm an elf.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's all right, No, But I think it's a
Speaker 2: really important time of year to talk about presents. I
Speaker 2: think it's really important to know what people want and
Speaker 2: don't want, because there's nothing worse than getting a gift
Speaker 2: that you're like, I actually have no use for this.
Speaker 2: It's not gonna do anything. You've wasted your money. And
Speaker 2: there's a list going viral at the.
Speaker 1: Moment, which I think is perfect.
Speaker 2: And this woman has put her whole list of things
Speaker 2: like if you are someone in my life that wants to.
Speaker 1: Buy me something, don't make it. It's not none of
Speaker 1: these you know. I kind of love that. I love it,
Speaker 1: like the opposite effect.
Speaker 4: It's like instead of saying these are the things I want,
Speaker 4: and it's like, I want a lot of stuff, but
Speaker 4: none of this.
Speaker 2: Well, it's the stuff that like, okay, anything personalized, so
Speaker 2: like personalized blankets, anything that's had your name graved dinner,
Speaker 2: like a frame that has a name at the bottom,
Speaker 2: just don't do it.
Speaker 1: Loads of people like personalized gears.
Speaker 4: That's what about with your lettering, like you know, just
Speaker 4: like you're embossing of your initials or something.
Speaker 3: No, it's so you can regift it, I think, because
Speaker 3: if you get given a gift that's embroidered, you can't
Speaker 3: then regift that.
Speaker 2: I reckon teachers twenty of their students get a monk
Speaker 2: with a name on it as well.
Speaker 4: That's true. It's a little bit naf, but also it
Speaker 4: could be thoughtful. I'm not completely against lift of things
Speaker 4: not together.
Speaker 1: It's like tea towels.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, they suck, Yeah, especially they always.
Speaker 4: Yes, Okay, what if you are someone who spends a
Speaker 4: lot of time in the kitchen, te tails could be important.
Speaker 1: Not against this.
Speaker 3: Hey, you know how you complain about being trapped in
Speaker 3: the kitchen. Here's something that will make you spend more
Speaker 3: time trapped in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: A teatower, and not even a good quality one once
Speaker 2: it don't wipe up anything.
Speaker 1: This list, Yes, candles no, that's mine. I don't want candles.
Speaker 3: See, but it's universal. Everyone hates getting a candle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and a cheese knife, only because I've been given
Speaker 2: so many cheese knives.
Speaker 1: And don't have enough cheese. I love cheese knives, but
Speaker 1: I've got so many written. Do you guys suck? I
Speaker 1: will take any of these presents? Well, what do you
Speaker 1: not want? Okay?
Speaker 4: The one thing I don't want and like, I don't
Speaker 4: mind a gift card. Give cards are fine, but only
Speaker 4: if they're for a shop that you actually go to. Okay, wait,
Speaker 4: I've got another one. Self help books. I once had
Speaker 4: an ex boyfriend who bought me a self help book,
Speaker 4: and I think.
Speaker 1: He was trying to tell me. Ex boyfriend also not
Speaker 1: so subtle.
Speaker 3: Can I say one thing?
Speaker 1: Food? I don't want food.
Speaker 3: I can shop for my own food. My Alma, who
Speaker 3: doesn't listen to the radio because the car broke so
Speaker 3: I know she's not listening to this. Almah, stop buying
Speaker 3: me Dutch snacks.
Speaker 2: You make us buy you lunch every day and you
Speaker 2: happily take that.
Speaker 3: That's different.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Can I tell you what I did? This is the
Speaker 2: ultimate fail last year. I'm so embarrassed. We were going
Speaker 2: to have family Christmas, and we do Chris Kringle. Everyone
Speaker 2: buys like, you know, twenty dollar gift, thirty dollars gift, whatever.
Speaker 2: But the whole idea is you never know who gave
Speaker 2: it to you. And we're on the way up the
Speaker 2: coast and my sister Sherry had called me. She was
Speaker 2: already at this party at this house, and she said,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I have forgotten my Chris Kringle. So
Speaker 2: someone's not going to get a gift. Do you have
Speaker 2: something in your house you can bring four girl? And
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, easy, I'll find something. Went into
Speaker 2: the cupboard, found a little makeup thing that I had
Speaker 2: actually been given from a brand, like someone had sent
Speaker 2: it to me a long time ago. I don't even remember,
Speaker 2: but it was a PR gift and it was still
Speaker 2: packaged up, and I was like, this is perfect. It's
Speaker 2: so nice. It was like lip glosses and mirrors. Threw
Speaker 2: it in, gave it to my sister Sherry to give
Speaker 2: to this girl. Anyway, everyone's opening up.
Speaker 1: It was my cousin.
Speaker 2: Everyone's opening their presence and she opens hers and she's like,
Speaker 2: oh this is nice. She'd like gee, one who gave
Speaker 2: me this, Britney. And I was like, and it actually
Speaker 2: wasn't even from me. It was from Sheridan. So I
Speaker 2: was like, what, I didn't give that to you?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: She's like, you obviously did, and I was like, hand
Speaker 2: on heart, that is not from me.
Speaker 1: She sh doubled down.
Speaker 2: I doubled down with my lie and she pulled it
Speaker 2: out and I didn't know but the brand had engraved
Speaker 2: my name in it, and I had I had gifted
Speaker 2: her a present that was like, dear Britney.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I'm so embarrassed. All right.
Speaker 4: So from all from all the gifts you could get given,
Speaker 4: the one that you don't want is the regifted gift.
Speaker 4: That's the worst of the words personal, because if you
Speaker 4: didn't want it, no one.
Speaker 1: Else wants to.
Speaker 3: I okay, let's go everyone, We're getting out here. If
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Speaker 2: Do you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 2: in your mouth, kiss him and split it into his
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Speaker 4: Ever coming to you for advice again. Literally like what
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