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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so Christmas is just around the corner.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I feel like I can smell the missiletoe in

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<v Speaker 2>the air, I can taste the Christmas pudding.

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas. I mean, I was trying to be descriptive until

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<v Speaker 1>you brought that in.

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<v Speaker 3>That's my job, feeling jolly. I was dressed as Santa.

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<v Speaker 3>Laura's dressed is Missus Claus and.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an elf.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's all right, No, But I think it's a

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<v Speaker 2>really important time of year to talk about presents. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's really important to know what people want and

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<v Speaker 2>don't want, because there's nothing worse than getting a gift

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<v Speaker 2>that you're like, I actually have no use for this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not gonna do anything. You've wasted your money. And

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<v Speaker 2>there's a list going viral at the.

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<v Speaker 1>Moment, which I think is perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>And this woman has put her whole list of things

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<v Speaker 2>like if you are someone in my life that wants to.

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<v Speaker 1>Buy me something, don't make it. It's not none of

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<v Speaker 1>these you know. I kind of love that. I love it,

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<v Speaker 1>like the opposite effect.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like instead of saying these are the things I want,

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<v Speaker 4>and it's like, I want a lot of stuff, but

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<v Speaker 4>none of this.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's the stuff that like, okay, anything personalized, so

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<v Speaker 2>like personalized blankets, anything that's had your name graved dinner,

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<v Speaker 2>like a frame that has a name at the bottom,

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<v Speaker 2>just don't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Loads of people like personalized gears.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what about with your lettering, like you know, just

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<v Speaker 4>like you're embossing of your initials or something.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's so you can regift it, I think, because

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<v Speaker 3>if you get given a gift that's embroidered, you can't

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<v Speaker 3>then regift that.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon teachers twenty of their students get a monk

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<v Speaker 2>with a name on it as well.

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<v Speaker 4>That's true. It's a little bit naf, but also it

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<v Speaker 4>could be thoughtful. I'm not completely against lift of things

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<v Speaker 4>not together.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like tea towels.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, they suck, Yeah, especially they always.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Okay, what if you are someone who spends a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of time in the kitchen, te tails could be important.

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<v Speaker 1>Not against this.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, you know how you complain about being trapped in

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<v Speaker 3>the kitchen. Here's something that will make you spend more

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<v Speaker 3>time trapped in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 2>A teatower, and not even a good quality one once

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<v Speaker 2>it don't wipe up anything.

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<v Speaker 1>This list, Yes, candles no, that's mine. I don't want candles.

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<v Speaker 3>See, but it's universal. Everyone hates getting a candle.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and a cheese knife, only because I've been given

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<v Speaker 2>so many cheese knives.

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<v Speaker 1>And don't have enough cheese. I love cheese knives, but

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<v Speaker 1>I've got so many written. Do you guys suck? I

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<v Speaker 1>will take any of these presents? Well, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>not want? Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>The one thing I don't want and like, I don't

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<v Speaker 4>mind a gift card. Give cards are fine, but only

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<v Speaker 4>if they're for a shop that you actually go to. Okay, wait,

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<v Speaker 4>I've got another one. Self help books. I once had

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<v Speaker 4>an ex boyfriend who bought me a self help book,

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<v Speaker 4>and I think.

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<v Speaker 1>He was trying to tell me. Ex boyfriend also not

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<v Speaker 1>so subtle.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I say one thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Food? I don't want food.

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<v Speaker 3>I can shop for my own food. My Alma, who

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't listen to the radio because the car broke so

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<v Speaker 3>I know she's not listening to this. Almah, stop buying

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<v Speaker 3>me Dutch snacks.

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<v Speaker 2>You make us buy you lunch every day and you

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<v Speaker 2>happily take that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's different.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you what I did? This is the

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<v Speaker 2>ultimate fail last year. I'm so embarrassed. We were going

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<v Speaker 2>to have family Christmas, and we do Chris Kringle. Everyone

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<v Speaker 2>buys like, you know, twenty dollar gift, thirty dollars gift, whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>But the whole idea is you never know who gave

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<v Speaker 2>it to you. And we're on the way up the

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<v Speaker 2>coast and my sister Sherry had called me. She was

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<v Speaker 2>already at this party at this house, and she said,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I have forgotten my Chris Kringle. So

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<v Speaker 2>someone's not going to get a gift. Do you have

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<v Speaker 2>something in your house you can bring four girl? And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, easy, I'll find something. Went into

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<v Speaker 2>the cupboard, found a little makeup thing that I had

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<v Speaker 2>actually been given from a brand, like someone had sent

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<v Speaker 2>it to me a long time ago. I don't even remember,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was a PR gift and it was still

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<v Speaker 2>packaged up, and I was like, this is perfect. It's

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<v Speaker 2>so nice. It was like lip glosses and mirrors. Threw

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<v Speaker 2>it in, gave it to my sister Sherry to give

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<v Speaker 2>to this girl. Anyway, everyone's opening up.

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<v Speaker 1>It was my cousin.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's opening their presence and she opens hers and she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh this is nice. She'd like gee, one who gave

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<v Speaker 2>me this, Britney. And I was like, and it actually

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't even from me. It was from Sheridan. So I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, what, I didn't give that to you?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, you obviously did, and I was like, hand

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<v Speaker 2>on heart, that is not from me.

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<v Speaker 1>She sh doubled down.

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<v Speaker 2>I doubled down with my lie and she pulled it

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<v Speaker 2>out and I didn't know but the brand had engraved

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<v Speaker 2>my name in it, and I had I had gifted

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<v Speaker 2>her a present that was like, dear Britney.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god, I'm so embarrassed. All right.

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<v Speaker 4>So from all from all the gifts you could get given,

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<v Speaker 4>the one that you don't want is the regifted gift.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the worst of the words personal, because if you

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<v Speaker 4>didn't want it, no one.

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<v Speaker 1>Else wants to.

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<v Speaker 3>I okay, let's go everyone, We're getting out here. If

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<v Speaker 3>you miss Daddy of the show, you can podcast it.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a great ask on KRT. Earlier in the show.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a listener ask us, my boyfriend's breath stinks?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I break up with stink? Tricky though, Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>advice was a.

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<v Speaker 3>Bit on the fence, like I think I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>it was our strongest.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>In your advice, you will like put your and gum

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<v Speaker 2>in your mouth, kiss him and split it into his

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<v Speaker 2>mouth like that's no no one's.

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<v Speaker 4>Ever coming to you for advice again. Literally like what

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<v Speaker 4>an eighteen year old would say.

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<v Speaker 1>Very true, I'm not far off.

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<v Speaker 3>Podcasted on the ihatapp Hear You Guys,