1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:01,240 Speaker 1: Right now. 2 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:02,440 Speaker 2: It's Will and Woody. 3 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:04,760 Speaker 1: Strange for me to say this, but this is not 4 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 1: the first time that Woody has been connected to a 5 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:09,879 Speaker 1: birth simulator, if you remember last time. So sure he 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:10,880 Speaker 1: saw it in our socials. 7 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:19,480 Speaker 2: But listen, that's just like champagne. 8 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: Can I just say before we get into this, Woods, 9 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,479 Speaker 1: A lot of people, you know, after we do something 10 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 1: like this, go, oh, you know, why is it Will 11 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 1: up there? 12 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:34,280 Speaker 2: Why is that it's your idea? 13 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:38,040 Speaker 1: Never this one time it is I'm going to throw 14 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 1: outside the poo pants to corroborate this, because this is outrage. 15 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:44,520 Speaker 1: He suggested strapping the electrodes to his ass and getting 16 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 1: shocked on air, didn't he poop pants? This was in 17 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:50,839 Speaker 1: your email this morning, h today, Yes, but previously the one, 18 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 1: the one off. 19 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 2: This is not only because I'm love it. You love it, 20 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 2: you love it. 21 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 3: He say that on radio. Now, there is a reason 22 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 3: why I'm doing it. Because there's this chess prodigy, Arnes Niemen. 23 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:06,479 Speaker 3: So last year he was accused of cheating in chess 24 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 3: because effectively he now. 25 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 4: Well you've got us. 26 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,040 Speaker 3: I'm trying to explain the story. He's just at my 27 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:13,520 Speaker 3: bottom there. 28 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:17,880 Speaker 2: Australia. Now, what is what's happened. What's happened is he's 29 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 2: been accused of he's been accused of cheating. A well, 30 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 2: put it down, stop it doesn't think get through the story. 31 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,360 Speaker 2: He's been accused of cheating. 32 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,920 Speaker 3: They say that he put beads up his bottom, and 33 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 3: his coach had a remote control and was sending him 34 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 3: signals by vibrating the beads before he made moves, et cetera. 35 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,600 Speaker 3: That's the claim, et cetera. He's denied that. Anyway, MY 36 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 3: big question was, how the hell did this guy sit 37 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 3: there playing chess and keep an act like he wasn't 38 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 3: getting his beads vibrated off his bum, Like surely everyone 39 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 3: would know you're getting vibrated because you'd react, so to 40 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 3: prove that, And unfortunately, I. 41 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,640 Speaker 2: Think we've already proved it because you keep sapping me 42 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 2: and I can't concentrate. 43 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 3: I want to see if I can have a conversation 44 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:06,640 Speaker 3: with Mona, who's called the show. 45 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 2: I'm thirteen one oh sixty five. Hello Mona. Hi, guys outstanding, Thank. 46 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 3: You so much getting involved in this, Mona. 47 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,360 Speaker 1: Just to make this a bit relatable for everyone, just 48 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 1: so they can, you know, conceptualize what's going on here, 49 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 1: what you have strapped and you've you've self administered the electrodes. 50 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: Here is a TENS machine, yes, which is an electro 51 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:34,000 Speaker 1: zapping machine that women use during pregnancy, but rather than 52 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 1: strapping it to. 53 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 4: Your lower back. 54 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, and you just got me to check this so 55 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 2: I know. 56 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: You've got one electrode on each ass cheek. Yeah, Now 57 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 1: you have a choice here. You could have put it 58 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 1: anywhere on the cheeks. No one would have cared. You've 59 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 1: gone pretty deep. Well no, because really deep inside the 60 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 1: Marianna's trench. 61 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 2: But I'm just because the chess guy had it up 62 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 2: the bottom. 63 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 3: So I'm trying to be as relatable and realistic to 64 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:55,920 Speaker 3: that as possible. 65 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:58,000 Speaker 2: Son A lot bit strange. The way this is gonna work. 66 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 3: Mona, is I'm just going to have a conversation with you, 67 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,360 Speaker 3: and we're gonna we're gonna test to see if I 68 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 3: can just hold the conversation and and and you won't 69 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,640 Speaker 3: realize that I'm being zapped on the cheeks. 70 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 2: So if you if you think I'm being zapped, let 71 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 2: me know. So does she say what? 72 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 1: Does she got a safe word or something that she 73 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: can say, and then that'll get you out of it. 74 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 2: Just just say you're getting zapped, Mona. If you think 75 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:19,799 Speaker 2: I'm getting. 76 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:22,639 Speaker 4: Zapped, okay, sap, I'll say sap. 77 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, perfect, perfect, here we go. Okay, So, Mona, what 78 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 2: do you what do you do for work? 79 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,519 Speaker 4: I work in a hospital over not yep. 80 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,760 Speaker 2: What's the what's the wildest thing you've seen as a nurse? 81 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 4: What have I seen? 82 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 1: A needle in the eye? 83 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 2: That was Did you put the needle in the eye? 84 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 4: I definitely did not put that needle in someone? 85 00:03:50,480 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 3: So someone just came in with a needle? Oh after 86 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 3: a while ago? 87 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 2: So I held it. Actually pretty well, great job. Brennan 88 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 2: wants to have a crack good job. Brennan wants to 89 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:07,760 Speaker 2: have a. 90 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:11,160 Speaker 3: Crack Well done, Mona, well done, Brennan. You know the rules, mate, 91 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,480 Speaker 3: We're just going to have a conversation. You tell me 92 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:14,480 Speaker 3: when you think im getting sapped. 93 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,480 Speaker 2: Okay, let's get to it. 94 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,839 Speaker 3: So the producers have told me that you have had 95 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 3: a bad day at work. 96 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 1: Oh mate, there was an absolute rubbish day and anything 97 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 1: that you could imagine that went wrong, it went wrong. 98 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 2: What's the worst thing that happened. 99 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 3: Probably packing all the tools up before the boss said 100 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,800 Speaker 3: that it was time to go and he made us 101 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,040 Speaker 3: get everything back out and go around the edges of 102 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 3: all our jobs. And Yeah, I think you're getting this 103 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 3: up day. 104 00:04:41,480 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, Yeah, I think you're getting him. Laura's Boys 105 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 4: on the Full Show podcast, all on the iHeartRadio app. 106 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 2: Oh, wherever you get your podcast.