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Speaker 4: Fifty two, Christian O'Connell's Show. Good Morning, Patsy Morning, Good
Speaker 4: morning Jack Morning.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 4: If you felt the temperature of the team right now,
Speaker 4: it's not cold, it's not frosty. There's a free song,
Speaker 4: a free so on. There's something in the air, a
Speaker 4: free son. Because this team is going out to lunch today,
Speaker 4: can you fill.
Speaker 3: The vibes out?
Speaker 2: Excite?
Speaker 3: People are dressed up, people have changed their hair.
Speaker 4: Patsy's got Adidas gazelles on because we're offter Brunswick, so
Speaker 4: her feet.
Speaker 3: Are unfit right in.
Speaker 4: The new shoes are gone, the Brunswick gazelles are out.
Speaker 2: There is a VI when's the last time you've been
Speaker 2: to Brunswick? Patsy?
Speaker 5: See, I don't like this time.
Speaker 2: This was a friendly question. I don't want a team
Speaker 2: to get after the wrong.
Speaker 3: Story, says to me, says to me, not this year
Speaker 3: as well?
Speaker 6: No not.
Speaker 5: Yes, excuse me, Yes, it has been. As a matter
Speaker 5: of fact, it would have been when we went to
Speaker 5: see the Titanic exhibition in March and we had lunch
Speaker 5: in Brunswick.
Speaker 2: What was the exhibition at the museum?
Speaker 3: A bit of a that's a tone, that is a
Speaker 3: tone and Christian? When it was last Saturday? Saturday?
Speaker 2: What are you doing with?
Speaker 3: My daughter lives nearby?
Speaker 2: No details, thin story.
Speaker 3: Well, now we went to Leonardo's. Were you recommended?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I can't go back to Leonardo's.
Speaker 4: Oh it's an amazing place. We actually had the best
Speaker 4: pizza of our lives there.
Speaker 3: It was so good. I took my daughters on a
Speaker 3: boyfriend there. We had an epic dinner there. That food
Speaker 3: there is amazing.
Speaker 2: The food is amazing. Except last time I was there,
Speaker 2: I had an argument with Bianca there and now we
Speaker 2: can't go back.
Speaker 3: What a shame.
Speaker 4: The vibe there, the cocktails are great, it's so good.
Speaker 4: You need to go back.
Speaker 2: No we can't. It's got it's got a cloud.
Speaker 4: That's such a shame because it's such a great place
Speaker 4: generally partsy. You've got to go right next time, maybe
Speaker 4: next year when you're in Brunswick or something, and there's
Speaker 4: another big.
Speaker 5: I got a brown thank you very much. Just because
Speaker 5: I leave across over the bridge doesn't mean.
Speaker 4: I mean if you bought like an overnight swag bag.
Speaker 4: Are you got your pepper pepper spray? Com person and
Speaker 4: map got my mail ways to navigate these streets around here.
Speaker 4: And I bet she's got hand sanitizer for the hipsters
Speaker 4: at server today. They haven't washed their nails or anything
Speaker 4: like that. In ages, Patsy, what's going on with you yesterday?
Speaker 4: How's everything get home?
Speaker 5: You can't ask a teenager to do anything, because it's
Speaker 5: like you've asked them to recite the Spanish Inquisition or something.
Speaker 5: I asked Audrey last night. Can you please put the
Speaker 5: garbage out? Empty the bin, put it out.
Speaker 3: My kids have never done that, pick up the dog poo.
Speaker 3: They look at me like it's just like beyond their
Speaker 3: human rights.
Speaker 5: Girl, you've got no idea. When I was your you've
Speaker 5: got no idea. You don't have to do much. You're
Speaker 5: on a good wicket. So anyway, she has to turn
Speaker 5: around and she's putting on my big washing up gloves
Speaker 5: that like go up Milly to her shoulder. The bags
Speaker 5: it's like, oh, there's nothing that can get.
Speaker 3: It's not toxic waste, it's.
Speaker 5: Not nuclear waste. And then she's going into the one
Speaker 5: of the drawers and she brings out the big long
Speaker 5: barbecue tongue.
Speaker 3: Foot ones, turning the snack.
Speaker 5: Doing with those, and she said, I'm going to lift
Speaker 5: it up with these because I don't want to be
Speaker 5: light within a meter of us ore You're crazy, honestly,
Speaker 5: So she's like juggling it out the front door with
Speaker 5: the tongue.
Speaker 4: Do you remember that being a teenager where anything that
Speaker 4: your parents asked you to do just got filed in
Speaker 4: unreasonable demands. They look at you like and it actually
Speaker 4: so as you question something, is this un reasonable?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 4: And it would it would, It would use up maybe
Speaker 4: half a calorie of energy. So my daughter was off
Speaker 4: sick yesterday and when I came in, I could hear
Speaker 4: ships create the music on right, and I texted, going, Hey,
Speaker 4: I know you're at home today all day. Can you
Speaker 4: just there's a there's a food delivery today. Can you
Speaker 4: put it away? It's only about eight bags or shopping.
Speaker 4: I get in there, you know, you feel the anger
Speaker 4: I saw down the hallway. I heard that the TV
Speaker 4: theme tune one o'clock, curtains all drawn. You ain't in
Speaker 4: bed recovering, you're downstairs watching TV and there's all those
Speaker 4: shopping bags there. I know there was mince.
Speaker 3: I aud check in to be in the fridge and
Speaker 3: then she she heard the key in the door open.
Speaker 4: Before I could go, why is that shopping not there?
Speaker 4: She was like, I've managed to put away the cold stuff.
Speaker 3: We've got the oscars.
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Speaker 4: The biggest source of conflict in our house years ago,
Speaker 4: when the kids were younger, they first started to get
Speaker 4: mobile phones, and so how much time they spend on
Speaker 4: the phones now or like they're over that, you start
Speaker 4: to realize you don't have any hardly any influence on
Speaker 4: them now. To be fair, that my kids are almost
Speaker 4: eighteen and twenty this year, you can't still be going
Speaker 4: you still play angry birds. You're not gonna have a
Speaker 4: great life like that. Okay, listen to that Hubanman podcast
Speaker 4: about phone add activity. The other thought, the source of
Speaker 4: conflict in our house is always about the dishwasher. It
Speaker 4: is a constant source of anytime you go can you
Speaker 4: empty the dishrusher. Please, I'm doing dinner, Please can you help?
Speaker 2: That was Oh, that's so funny because that was my
Speaker 2: only chore that had recurring every week. Whereas I had
Speaker 2: to clean the dishwasher, I would get that, you know,
Speaker 2: that sick feeling you get if you've got like a
Speaker 2: job interview coming up or something. I would get that
Speaker 2: feeling where it's like, what's what have I got? Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I gotta do.
Speaker 3: You still see the dishwasher like that now when it pings,
Speaker 3: it's done? I do. It is an absolute pain in
Speaker 3: the backside if we're all on.
Speaker 4: Its right, even as adults, seeing that they're the worst
Speaker 4: thing is it's like, you know, it's night. It takes
Speaker 4: it only takes a couple of minutes, but in your
Speaker 4: mind it's like an hour's work out your day, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's just that's some sort of dysmorphia, a dishwasher dysmorphia,
Speaker 4: Like that's an hour or two.
Speaker 2: I still don't do it properly. Oh, do the plates
Speaker 2: and Cutlorie, They're obvious. But then anything that I'll fall
Speaker 2: under miscellaneous I just put on the bench top for.
Speaker 3: To say I do exactly the same as Jack.
Speaker 4: Right, if there's night tupperware or I'm not sure, the
Speaker 4: three draws, I'll leave that for the adult. I've seen
Speaker 4: an adult here during the day. I guess they'd come
Speaker 4: in and do that. I leave on the top.
Speaker 9: So so we go.
Speaker 4: Can we boller to open three Drawersn't really know, but
Speaker 4: ninety eight percent of it.
Speaker 3: Look at those knives. Let's talk about the knives.
Speaker 2: The calorie done, yes, perfectly.
Speaker 3: I uh and do you when you're stacking a dishwasher?
Speaker 4: Right, I do this thing where I will arrange the
Speaker 4: knives with the knives, the forks with the forks, spoons
Speaker 4: with the spoons, little spoons with the little spoons, so
Speaker 4: then I can.
Speaker 3: Go grab, grab drop. No, it's a game changer.
Speaker 2: Chaos everywhere.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, no, it's a gift to you, and an
Speaker 4: hour's time when it brings future you will high five
Speaker 4: you an hour ago. Hey, thank you for doing this.
Speaker 4: Put them all together, because then it's like you're an
Speaker 4: ordered man.
Speaker 3: You like that.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 2: I love to cram that dish. I chuck it into
Speaker 2: the brim.
Speaker 5: I don't even like bend over and put it in.
Speaker 5: I just like throw it and I'm such a good
Speaker 5: shot now that it just gets in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Maybe like I reckon almost fifty percent of the time
Speaker 2: I put on a load of dishwashing. It doesn't wash
Speaker 2: properly because I've started.
Speaker 3: To there's always a plate. It's like blocking upstairs. You
Speaker 3: ain't getting a wash.
Speaker 4: And I somehow think water finds its way around things
Speaker 4: that block it, doesn't. It sort of just go round
Speaker 4: when it somehow get up there. It's find its own way.
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Speaker 4: But talking this week on the show about things on
Speaker 4: your to do list that have been on there a
Speaker 4: very very long time that you haven't got round to doing.
Speaker 4: To Scott, the wedding photo album, got the album, the
Speaker 4: photos haven't been done yet. That was twenty eight years
Speaker 4: ago when we got married.
Speaker 11: So much.
Speaker 3: Three decades. Yeah, that is amazing. Never do it take
Speaker 3: it to the next life. Bury you with that undone album.
Speaker 2: We never got our wedding video edited because the guy
Speaker 2: who's filming it would do it for cheaper, and I said,
Speaker 2: I'll be happy to edit it. I've got the editing.
Speaker 2: Never got around to dropping all those files in one day.
Speaker 3: Your son Gord is going to go. Can we watch
Speaker 3: the video? We can good. I need you to edit it.
Speaker 2: All the raw files are there if you've got twenty
Speaker 2: four hours.
Speaker 4: Collette bathroom got to two years ago. Still waiting for
Speaker 4: my husband, a renovator, and he's in the trade. David
Speaker 4: Monty built a pergola back in twenty eighteen. Still hasn't
Speaker 4: been painted.
Speaker 3: Tara.
Speaker 4: My husband built a bond over ten years ago. I'm
Speaker 4: still waiting for him to fit the motor for the
Speaker 4: road door. So it's just freezing. Danielle. I knew this
Speaker 4: is incredible, Danielle, a new roof. It's been sitting on
Speaker 4: the ground outside for coming up to four years now.
Speaker 3: Wow, no roof, no.
Speaker 4: Room the wedding photo album. I can kind of understand that,
Speaker 4: but no roof, I actually can't. Liza, my husband renovating
Speaker 4: the bathroom was renovating the bathroom. We ran out of
Speaker 4: steam to finish time in the floor. I've been waiting
Speaker 4: for thirteen years. How long did it take him to
Speaker 4: recharge to re steam to reload doing the tiling Rio
Speaker 4: you're putting up.
Speaker 3: With someone at the moment that you haven't got around
Speaker 3: to repairing. Yes.
Speaker 11: Still at my family's house back in Sydney, the kids
Speaker 11: bathroom had like one of those plastic sliding doors that
Speaker 11: like to get into the shower.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they're just a work start. How can they
Speaker 3: still exist? I know it's actually crazy. We've got ai
Speaker 3: but we've also got those. What world is this?
Speaker 11: But from my entire childhood I didn't actually know it
Speaker 11: was like a really a sliding door because we are
Speaker 11: it has had to it didn't work, so they had
Speaker 11: to take it out of like the gutter below every time.
Speaker 11: Every time, that's just how we use. Lifted it off
Speaker 11: the truck, lift it off the tracks and then sort
Speaker 11: of put it like off into the rest.
Speaker 2: Absolute pain and you get stuck there sometimes.
Speaker 5: Like mom stuck.
Speaker 3: Come while you're in the shower and take it out
Speaker 3: like she let you out.
Speaker 2: Of the shower and it's all right.
Speaker 4: So what is the longest thing not yet done on
Speaker 4: your to do list? Can anyone be twenty eight years
Speaker 4: on a wedding photo album that's never going to get done?
Speaker 3: Nine one four three.
Speaker 4: Everyone who calls the show today and gets on a
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Speaker 4: Just hear Rio talk about her his showered door at
Speaker 4: home and sometimes you'd have to shout it to mom
Speaker 4: and dad to come and free him from a shower.
Speaker 4: There's that thing about your parents, that kind of situation
Speaker 4: where you're naked or their naked, where when you're very young,
Speaker 4: you shouldn't have any qualms about that because it is natural. Sadly,
Speaker 4: there's the way we developed. Suddenly at a certain age
Speaker 4: it becomes the worst situation you can be in. And
Speaker 4: it's a shame because the two situations it should always
Speaker 4: have been natural. But when you're a teenager, that self consciousness,
Speaker 4: there's something about even it's the glance of your parents
Speaker 4: bending over.
Speaker 3: Jox on or something.
Speaker 4: It's God, God, Lord, it's going to take some while
Speaker 4: to get that out. What's your what's the visually work
Speaker 4: that that burns? Doesn't it?
Speaker 2: What age were you still yelling out to get rescued
Speaker 2: from the shower?
Speaker 3: Still?
Speaker 11: Like if I go back there, like.
Speaker 4: You go to the gym, if you kind of free
Speaker 4: yourself from a weak ass shower, you're like a grown
Speaker 4: stiffler in there.
Speaker 3: And there's no.
Speaker 11: Magazines of you I just want to prove I just
Speaker 11: like long Shell.
Speaker 4: Yeah afterwards.
Speaker 3: Anyway, anyway, where we were you.
Speaker 4: This thing undone on your to do list? Nine four
Speaker 4: one four one o four three rees. Good morning, Good
Speaker 4: morning morning, Ree. So what haven't you got around to
Speaker 4: doing it?
Speaker 3: Reese?
Speaker 12: My dad actually has been renovating the house and he
Speaker 12: started every single room and not finished one.
Speaker 6: It's been eight years now.
Speaker 3: He's a perfectionist.
Speaker 4: It's wait waiting for the news to come back to him.
Speaker 4: He's gone so far, he's.
Speaker 3: Gone so far.
Speaker 2: I get that because I like starting a project more
Speaker 2: than finishing. Yeah, if you're halfway through the bathroom, yeah,
Speaker 2: it would be fun doing the.
Speaker 3: Bedroom, Reese.
Speaker 4: That's a great one. Do you remember in the early days, Patsy,
Speaker 4: of working with jack when he was Yah, I was
Speaker 4: was renovating that place. That was an endless renovation. And well,
Speaker 4: obviously we're starting the show together. And I used to
Speaker 4: dread every Monday because I'd go to you pass what
Speaker 4: happened the weekend.
Speaker 3: And you'd have some weekend stories, and Jackie and we
Speaker 3: were doing the I actually remember going.
Speaker 4: To Boss one day actually asking for some money from
Speaker 4: did I haven't tell you about this to see.
Speaker 2: If you wanted to send a professional for the.
Speaker 4: Sake of the show and my career, that flipping Reno
Speaker 4: could sink this whole show.
Speaker 3: And to be fair, he shipped me in the Rehnino. Anyway, Well,
Speaker 3: thank me for this.
Speaker 2: How long was it? That was three years?
Speaker 3: Would you think he was doing in Paris?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Trustian O'Connell's show. Good morning Christian to listen to you
Speaker 4: guys chat about dishwashers and the nightmare. Have been demanded
Speaker 4: to empty them as a kid, and you're trying to
Speaker 4: get your teenage daughters to do now after suffering when
Speaker 4: I was growing up like Jack, traumatize the memories of
Speaker 4: huge sibling arguments about whose turn it was to empty
Speaker 4: the dishwasher.
Speaker 3: Do you think that single item.
Speaker 4: It's not about the fridge because you need to empty
Speaker 4: the fridge or clean the fridge or go and get
Speaker 4: some mealk out the fridge.
Speaker 3: It's that dishwasher, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's like it's not the hot zone for arguments in
Speaker 4: the house if you've got kids, Christian, Because of that,
Speaker 4: I've deliberately chosen never to have a home dishwasher as
Speaker 4: a grown up for thirty years to triggering. Yeah, because
Speaker 4: of BDSD about it.
Speaker 3: That's from Sue. Okay, so this morning we want to hear.
Speaker 4: About what you've won on a TV game show because
Speaker 4: Lisa this week, one of our listeners, was on Deal
Speaker 4: or No Deal. She did bring it me a couple
Speaker 4: of weeks ago. She called us in the morning round
Speaker 4: about now, actually saying that she was on her way
Speaker 4: to the recording, not knowing that she was going to
Speaker 4: be selected, and were trying to give us some advice.
Speaker 10: In the car, we pat partner and my son and
Speaker 10: we're on our way to a taping of Deal or
Speaker 10: No Deal. It's actually random you actually get picked. But yeah,
Speaker 10: you've got a pretty good chance.
Speaker 2: So why not have you talked about whether you'll split
Speaker 2: the money or up with just.
Speaker 10: Some renovations and we need to put three phase power
Speaker 10: in the house for I need to pay for that.
Speaker 4: Right Listen, listen, you're not going to get selected with
Speaker 4: that story. Those producers we've got to help you with
Speaker 4: a story story.
Speaker 3: Okay, So be the energy you're going to be on
Speaker 3: TV when you arrive.
Speaker 10: Yep, all right, gotcha, And you've got this.
Speaker 3: You've got this. You've just got to have that story,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 4: Forget about those three ovens.
Speaker 3: She took all that and well this happened. I'm looking
Speaker 3: for Lisa Midso.
Speaker 10: What are we trying to win money for three phase power?
Speaker 11: I know three phase power at home?
Speaker 3: You need more power.
Speaker 10: Yes, we're going through renovations and we're putting in three.
Speaker 3: Ovens, three ophns, ovens ophns rapidly. Paul Gront going nowhere,
Speaker 3: running out of runway.
Speaker 4: Grant, I walked good, have been me there, but for
Speaker 4: the grace of God, go anyway.
Speaker 2: I didn't see the program go to air, but you
Speaker 2: know that he's looking off to the side and a
Speaker 2: producer like, we're going to have a talk about this later.
Speaker 4: That producer has left the show as of two days ago.
Speaker 4: But lisaid it brilliantly.
Speaker 8: At the very last second, you said, K sixteen yep.
Speaker 1: Is there thirty thousand or are you walking out of
Speaker 1: here with forty thousand dollars? Let's find out inside, enjoy the.
Speaker 5: Egg powers, beautiful meals on behalf of steak.
Speaker 4: You're all invited, all right, So whatever you want on
Speaker 4: a TV show nine four one four one oh four
Speaker 4: three do you know anyone who's won someone on TV show?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 5: Actually back in the eighties in primary school, remember Natalie
Speaker 5: Bars Natalie.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this is a story that should never have
Speaker 4: been shared by Patsy. That actually killed the direction. Jack
Speaker 4: and I were taking a show we can never talk about.
Speaker 4: Have you been injured from Monkey Bars? After I just
Speaker 4: speculated that actually no one's ever got injured from monkey Bars,
Speaker 4: and Patsy just suddenly said nothing and then went by.
Speaker 3: My friend Natalie fell off when and broke her neck.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's really badly, she's good now, all good now, okay,
Speaker 5: but her mum was on Sale of the Century and
Speaker 5: won a set of saucepans with Tony Barber once.
Speaker 3: These were good prices. Yeah, eighties going bloody hell.
Speaker 4: Much If you heard coming up next on gold saucepans.
Speaker 2: I actually think that would be a popular Do.
Speaker 4: You know what, We've got a two week break. Let's
Speaker 4: come back strong, Let's come back with saucepan every day.
Speaker 4: Every day one family wins new saucepans, like and we're
Speaker 4: talking those nice those nicely crusade ones or something, those
Speaker 4: big old heavy ones.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but I think it was one of the
Speaker 5: you know pick aboard where you had to pick behind
Speaker 5: someone's head and then they turned it around. That's the
Speaker 5: famous faces, famous faces.
Speaker 3: Who guess who? Guess who?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 5: And you know the model had them there on the
Speaker 5: stage and they're in a rack. There was like ten pieces.
Speaker 4: I most love old school game shows. This is so popular,
Speaker 4: didn't they Yeah? Yeah, And I'm like, now you look bad,
Speaker 4: And there was like it was like it was like
Speaker 4: basic prize, I set of encyclopedias, and I remember the
Speaker 4: other on was matching luggage.
Speaker 3: Would lose their mind some suitcases carry on what They're
Speaker 3: all the same, They're not random colors.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, to live like this. Thank you, Tony Barber.
Speaker 4: All right, lines are up, and now what have you
Speaker 4: won from a TV show? Nine four one four one
Speaker 4: o four three.
Speaker 8: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show this morning. Right now they're asking you
Speaker 4: have you ever won anything from a TV show? A
Speaker 4: nine four one four one four three. When I was
Speaker 4: a young kid, that used to be a TV show
Speaker 4: in the UK, And you remember about Saturday Morning cartoons.
Speaker 4: Saturday Mornings was obviously the only time you already had
Speaker 4: children's TV. You had about ten minutes once a week
Speaker 4: during the week. And then obviously I don't know why
Speaker 4: the people used to grow nups at rang TV channels,
Speaker 4: just the thing. The only time we could have some
Speaker 4: time time was a Saturday morning. I think it was
Speaker 4: to give Mom and.
Speaker 3: Dade a lie.
Speaker 2: Thinking back to it, that's what it was.
Speaker 3: In the bedroom.
Speaker 4: You know, cartoons are on and then someone because of
Speaker 4: hyperactive TV show, kids were kids.
Speaker 3: I know a friend of.
Speaker 4: Mine who went years later became a producer the show,
Speaker 4: used to work in children's TV in the eighties and
Speaker 4: he said that, you know, because those kids were like
Speaker 4: bounce off the walls.
Speaker 3: They would feed them all.
Speaker 4: Leaters of coke and physy drinks and chocolates and then
Speaker 4: make the TV show the kids were like feral. Anyway,
Speaker 4: they used to be used to be called number seventy three.
Speaker 4: I still I don't even know why it's called number
Speaker 4: seventy three, but anyway, they used to thing. Where do
Speaker 4: you remember the TV shows back in the day, you
Speaker 4: just had to write in yes, yes. They didn't want
Speaker 4: to hear. They did not want to hear from you.
Speaker 4: They didn't want to speak to you. There was a
Speaker 4: po box and get your pen out, and they would
Speaker 4: go and give you some time to go and get
Speaker 4: a pen and they're going to read that and send
Speaker 4: us that a stamp to dress envelope if you like
Speaker 4: a reply. Anyway, they did a weekly joke corner for
Speaker 4: kids called Makers Laugh. Right, all I'm going to say
Speaker 4: is I want a prize to joke. I've got the
Speaker 4: joke store. I still remember, it's burned into my mind.
Speaker 3: Right. All I'm going to say is I was.
Speaker 2: Ten Did you write the joke or did you?
Speaker 3: I will handle these. I to collect joke books that kids.
Speaker 3: I used to love to reading out the jokes, try
Speaker 3: understand it.
Speaker 4: So I got a badge and a goodies bag, you
Speaker 4: know when you just got a load of like a
Speaker 4: show bag. Basically, the joke was why didn't the Prune
Speaker 4: go out with the fig because she already had a date.
Speaker 2: For ten year old?
Speaker 4: For ten year old you can and actually said that's
Speaker 4: a funny, smart joke, And I was like, this is it.
Speaker 4: I'm getting the number seventy three badge and the back.
Speaker 2: Neil Buchanan hosted Art Attack. Yeah yeah, we loved as
Speaker 2: a kid. Yeah, oh yeah, Big Hero on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Neil Buchanan was a legend of children's
Speaker 4: TV globally. Actually, all right, so what have you wont
Speaker 4: on a TV show?
Speaker 3: Ralph?
Speaker 9: Good morning, Good morning Christian and game how are you today?
Speaker 3: We're very good, Ralph, and I hope you're having a
Speaker 3: good week. Ralph, what have you won?
Speaker 9: I actually won a Lema trainset on a show called
Speaker 9: Cartoon Corner back in the early seventies.
Speaker 3: And who was the host of Cartoon Corner?
Speaker 9: It was a very young girl summers.
Speaker 3: Wow. And what did you have to do? Is it
Speaker 3: a game to play?
Speaker 9: Or yes, yes, exactly as you said. You're sent in
Speaker 9: an envelope to a PA address. And it was for
Speaker 9: a game called Norton Crosses. And I competed against a
Speaker 9: young lady and she went first. She won the game,
Speaker 9: but I still won the train set television.
Speaker 3: Well, this is great, Ralph. I love that. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much his story, Thank you. Should we bring back
Speaker 3: the old school write in a competition where we have
Speaker 3: to wait quite a long time on this one right
Speaker 3: where they have to write?
Speaker 4: And do we need a po box number? Let's get
Speaker 4: a peer box number for the show. All right, nine
Speaker 4: four one four one O four three, What if you
Speaker 4: won from a TV show?
Speaker 3: Give us a call.
Speaker 4: Just coming up for eleven minutes past seven. It's the
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell Show on Gold.
Speaker 8: Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show, Jack and I just gone down a
Speaker 4: deep dive, a wormhole of Neil Buchanan, legendary TV show,
Speaker 4: kids TV show presenter. When you think of Neil BEGANI
Speaker 4: close your mind, you think of the Red Jumper. His
Speaker 4: uniform was a red jumper, very clean shaving as well,
Speaker 4: but a brilliant, enthusiastic presenter about teaching kids the joy
Speaker 4: of making things.
Speaker 3: In our art.
Speaker 2: Attack was one of our favorite shows that I still
Speaker 2: love that show. I've stumbling across a headline that says,
Speaker 2: is Neil Buchanan actually Banksy an expert? Ways in?
Speaker 3: I can tell you this new Buchanan does not look
Speaker 3: like how we used to join him on TV. He's
Speaker 3: now in a heavy rock band called Marseille.
Speaker 2: Really not with the Red Jumper anymore.
Speaker 4: And get this, his sketches in between songs. He used
Speaker 4: to be in an eighties right called what do you mean?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 2: On stage?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's got like long hair now and is
Speaker 4: I think he must have been in his sixties mid
Speaker 4: sixties by now, Neil Buchanan. But he's still loving the
Speaker 4: art and spreading it, but also in the medium of
Speaker 4: heavy metal.
Speaker 3: He's blended those two things together. All right.
Speaker 4: What have you won from a TV show? Nine four
Speaker 4: one four one oh four three?
Speaker 3: Jason?
Speaker 6: Good morning, Christian, How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good, Jason, thanks to Colling the show. What did
Speaker 3: you win? Mate?
Speaker 9: Yeah? I won of football on the Early Bird Show
Speaker 9: and from other Parapa.
Speaker 4: See his basic prizes. But they meant the world, didn't
Speaker 4: they about you? Bet you coverted?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What did you have to do?
Speaker 6: I had to go on the handball competition?
Speaker 2: So you actually went in studio Yeah, into.
Speaker 9: The studio channel team there in spring Bello Road.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: Wow, Jason, thank you very much, your story mate. Thanks
Speaker 4: for calling the very problem.
Speaker 3: So yeah, let's get a Maria here, Good morning.
Speaker 6: Maria, Hi, good morning guys.
Speaker 9: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good Maria? And now what did you win on
Speaker 3: a TV show?
Speaker 12: My sister won a competition on a program back in
Speaker 12: the early nineties called Smash Sheets. She won tickets to
Speaker 12: see Lisa's dancefield in London at Wembley Stadium, and we
Speaker 12: got tickets to go to London and to see a show,
Speaker 12: and she got her name picked out of a barrel.
Speaker 4: Wow, that was a big moment. You got your name
Speaker 4: right out on TV. It was being anointed by.
Speaker 12: The Pope and we didn't need me watch it. So
Speaker 12: we got a PHS video said to our home so
Speaker 12: we could see her name being picked out of the barrel.
Speaker 4: You'll want this, You'll want this for history preserved on
Speaker 4: VHS and.
Speaker 12: Absolutely And we didn't even end up going to see
Speaker 12: Lisa Standsfield. We couldn't make the show.
Speaker 3: Do you mean all that? You ungrateful losease? I know
Speaker 3: the great Lisa stands up around the world.
Speaker 9: I know what I know.
Speaker 3: What do you mean he couldn't make the show? That's
Speaker 3: what you were there for, you playing the trip.
Speaker 12: Round it a little ungrateful, little little teenager. And I
Speaker 12: said to my older sister, I went to camp, but
Speaker 12: I've got school and we've got to miss the show.
Speaker 12: But we can still go to London. So we missed
Speaker 12: the show.
Speaker 9: How grateful I.
Speaker 2: Feel sorry for us. She would have looked out into
Speaker 2: the front.
Speaker 4: Petranian fans growing the audience out there. Maria, thank you
Speaker 4: very much, your story mate.
Speaker 3: Have a good day, you two. See you guys fail.
Speaker 3: Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 3: What did you win on TV show?
Speaker 6: My wife's friend when she was younger. I got on
Speaker 6: the Price is Right all the way through to the
Speaker 6: final round. They showed her all the prizes and then
Speaker 6: she had to put them in price order to win
Speaker 6: the whole thing, the whole cash jackpot, And unfortunately for
Speaker 6: the studio, they lost power just before she got to
Speaker 6: put them in order.
Speaker 4: That's a very good TV producer with those, and we
Speaker 4: cannot afford.
Speaker 3: At the end of the show, so is making a
Speaker 3: note of this.
Speaker 2: By the way, we've got the receipts for the jets
Speaker 2: c and the barbecue and they have to go back
Speaker 2: by five o'clock today.
Speaker 3: Power Cup, Power Cup. So what happened next?
Speaker 6: So they said to her, you sit over the side
Speaker 6: here on your own, don't talk to anyone, and we'll
Speaker 6: try and get this fixed. So for forty minutes she
Speaker 6: got to sit there and stare at the prizes and
Speaker 6: calculate in her head would be so when they began
Speaker 6: rolling again, she stepped up and within thirty seconds put
Speaker 6: them all in the right order and walked away with
Speaker 6: the car, the holiday, then the golf clubs, the whole brilliant.
Speaker 3: Wow, this is incredible.
Speaker 6: She won the whole lot, absolutely everything.
Speaker 4: Amazing stuff. Phil, Thank you very much for sharing it today.
Speaker 4: Thanks you go on the show.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's Show.
Speaker 4: One of the many wonderful things about doing this job
Speaker 4: is that sometimes you get these incredible messages, and sometimes
Speaker 4: you're on the show. You can be doing the show
Speaker 4: and they just come out of nowhere, and I've literally
Speaker 4: just had one of those.
Speaker 3: In the last minute.
Speaker 4: We were about to set something out up and I've
Speaker 4: just seen this message from Brian. A couple of days ago.
Speaker 4: We were actually talking about this, Brian. So I don't
Speaker 4: know if it's taking you for a couple of days
Speaker 4: to think about it and then take the risk in
Speaker 4: sending a message, but we were actually talking about Captain Sully.
Speaker 4: The reason we were talking about Captain Sully and landing
Speaker 4: that plane the miracle on Hudson fifteen years guys, because
Speaker 4: in Patsy's News, I think Monday or Tuesday, there was
Speaker 4: a very rare occurrence. But there was a bird strike
Speaker 4: to a Virgin plane flying out of Queenstown, was it?
Speaker 4: And they do an emergency landing and everyone's okay, ye
Speaker 4: do an emergent landing.
Speaker 3: I think it was invlock. Brian was on that flight.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, And he just.
Speaker 4: Wants to say this, He said, Christian, I just need
Speaker 4: your help to send a bit of thanks that of
Speaker 4: the Queenstown Virgin flight that had the bird strike. I
Speaker 4: was on board this flight and in moments of disbelief
Speaker 4: and panic on there with serious issues and everyone was scared.
Speaker 4: Everyone had huge faith that the pilots would get us
Speaker 4: out of the situation, and they definitely did. They remained
Speaker 4: so calm and kept the flight path extremely smooth. Actually,
Speaker 4: I don't think the pilots have received enough thanks. I
Speaker 4: heard you talk about Captain Suddy, and the media haven't
Speaker 4: really done enough to actually shout at what they've done.
Speaker 4: It was an incredibly rare bird strike that could have
Speaker 4: gone a different way, but it didn't.
Speaker 3: I just want to say thank you to them all.
Speaker 3: That's from Brian. Additionally, everyone who is part of the
Speaker 3: arrangements and also then getting me home, a big thank
Speaker 3: you to them. I must say that Virgin Airlies handled
Speaker 3: an unexpected situation which wasn't their fault very well. Thanks
Speaker 3: again from Brian.
Speaker 4: Brian, what an amazing thing to do, after going through
Speaker 4: that a couple of days ago, to actually want to
Speaker 4: send a message of a huge thank you to them
Speaker 4: as well. It's an incredible story. You're right, we were
Speaker 4: talking about it. But Brian, thank you very much. And Brian,
Speaker 4: I'm also going to say thank you so because one
Speaker 4: of my daughters are very nervous fly so about the
Speaker 4: moment she can't actually fly, this will actually help reassure
Speaker 4: her because these things are really really rare. Well, I
Speaker 4: think we even said on the show, you don't hear
Speaker 4: about it very often. The only of the birds stripe
Speaker 4: we heard a belt was Captain Sully, which is what
Speaker 4: we done. Real have you watched that movie yet, by
Speaker 4: the way, come on, get it watched. But Brian, I'll
Speaker 4: actually I'm going to share your message with her so
Speaker 4: it will help her actually reassure her. So Brian, thank
Speaker 4: you very much, and everyone involved that Virgin Headlines, thank
Speaker 4: you very much for keeping everybody safe. We've got the
Speaker 4: Headlines coming up next. And Brian, thank you for sending
Speaker 4: a message and any of you if you ever want
Speaker 4: to share a message about anything with the show, you
Speaker 4: can always just reach out by whatever it is.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's show, Christian.
Speaker 4: I never want anything on a TV show, but Jane
Speaker 4: Bunn has a photography page on her Facebook account. You
Speaker 4: take a photo and send it in and if you're lucky,
Speaker 4: you get your photo as part of her weather report.
Speaker 4: I was chosen a month ago.
Speaker 3: Ah wow.
Speaker 2: One of my dad's proudest moments is something like that,
Speaker 2: where you take a photo and you send it to
Speaker 2: a newspaper and the newspaper publishers like photo of the
Speaker 2: common man. And he got his photo of the moon
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 3: Oh awesome.
Speaker 4: Christ And I went to school with a girl whose
Speaker 4: dad had been on Hey Well this feels like week
Speaker 4: is claim to fameous come back. I went to school
Speaker 4: with a girl who's dan had been on Hey Hey
Speaker 4: it's Saturday, and he won a soft plush duck toy from.
Speaker 3: I would have been the packet would That's great? Thank
Speaker 3: you very much, Christian.
Speaker 4: My mum won a diamond ring on the Midday Show
Speaker 4: and it just turned up randomly a few days later
Speaker 4: in the post, guessing it wasn't very expensive, all right,
Speaker 4: So we're gonna do two phone ins right now and
Speaker 4: you can win beanie hats. And also we've got passes
Speaker 4: to go to any of the great zoos in Victoria.
Speaker 4: School of Days coming up very very soon for the
Speaker 4: next two weeks, so if you want to take your
Speaker 4: kids to the family to the zoo, you can as
Speaker 4: well as we've got beanies to keep you warm. Other weekend,
Speaker 4: the team recommended that I go to Leonardo's. Take my
Speaker 4: nineteen year old George's at the University of Melbourne lives
Speaker 4: up near there. We went to Leonardo's and had genuinely
Speaker 4: I've had I've had some great pizzas, but.
Speaker 3: That was I don't know how they did.
Speaker 4: You know, it sounds much a name going that's the
Speaker 4: best pizza I've ever had, But we're all going, how
Speaker 4: is it so good and different to other good pizza?
Speaker 4: What can change? Surely a good pizza is a good pizza.
Speaker 4: But it was amazing. But Jack was telling me he
Speaker 4: can never go back to his place.
Speaker 2: Well, sadly I had an argument with Bianca there and
Speaker 2: now it's tainted despite how delicious the food is. Whenever
Speaker 2: I think of Leonardo's I think of the argument we
Speaker 2: had tucked away in the back of the restaurant there.
Speaker 3: Well, Patsy, where can you never go back?
Speaker 5: We can never go back to our local lap or kidder?
Speaker 5: Thanks to the love God.
Speaker 12: He has.
Speaker 3: Hello lab.
Speaker 5: He has a thing with chairs. So they have wooden
Speaker 5: chairs there and a wooden it's a nice joint, very
Speaker 5: slippery wooden chairs there.
Speaker 3: Jack.
Speaker 5: Anyway, he bought the chair out and sat down somewhat awkwardly.
Speaker 5: I don't know what he was with.
Speaker 3: Well, we're not used to using one of these fancy
Speaker 3: wooden chairs.
Speaker 4: Give me an old, metallic one any day, if foreign chairs.
Speaker 5: Anyway, it was a bit sort of rickety, and as
Speaker 5: he sat down, the chairs sort of went out from
Speaker 5: under him sideways, and so he ended up on his
Speaker 5: backside on the floor. And this chair, I swear to god,
Speaker 5: I'm not exaggerating, it was like a bullet and it
Speaker 5: just went zoom from one end of the restaurant right
Speaker 5: to the other.
Speaker 3: Come on.
Speaker 4: The moment you say I'm not exaggerating, I lean forward
Speaker 4: like we're getting a real The BS factor's gone through
Speaker 4: the roof now and then the stories always go the
Speaker 4: same way.
Speaker 3: Some shuman amount of force is generated doesn't add up.
Speaker 4: I want to do my own version of MythBusters for
Speaker 4: so many of his stories. That one a goat buttered
Speaker 4: you and me two hundred feet up into the end.
Speaker 4: You landed in another state.
Speaker 5: Took me out of a gun.
Speaker 3: Chairs prepared an entire restaurant.
Speaker 5: You should have seen this. It was almost like gathering
Speaker 5: g forces.
Speaker 6: It just.
Speaker 5: And it was almost like it was in slow motion
Speaker 5: because everyone like stopped eating to watch this chair. It
Speaker 5: was ridiculous. Anyway, it went right into the kitchen and
Speaker 5: I was so embarrassed. And then the chef actually came
Speaker 5: out holding it with this look of amazement on his
Speaker 5: face of like, what on.
Speaker 4: Earth is this's raising his glass?
Speaker 5: Just ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Make these.
Speaker 5: Not only that he'd fallen off the chair, but it
Speaker 5: was more about the speed of the chair, never.
Speaker 3: Physics of time and space.
Speaker 5: Something more likely.
Speaker 2: This is a Looney Tunes cartoon or something.
Speaker 5: Loony and pats his head right now, Oh we had
Speaker 5: we were there with friends. You can ask them.
Speaker 3: They oh, yeah, because we're going to do that.
Speaker 4: I don't we take witness statements, and in my heart
Speaker 4: it was ridiculous, So why can't we go back?
Speaker 5: It was embarrassing. He landed on his backside. He said,
Speaker 5: we can never ever come back here.
Speaker 3: No, that's your pot chat for you humans.
Speaker 4: They got a photo of Chris in my mind the
Speaker 4: cartoon there's a chair shaped hot.
Speaker 3: Where were we? Where were we? That's right, we're live
Speaker 3: on the radio, all right, Why can't you go back?
Speaker 3: Nine four one four one O four three?
Speaker 4: And what happened when you were left in charge? Those
Speaker 4: are two phonios right now, nine four one four one
Speaker 4: O four three? Why can't you go back? What happened
Speaker 4: when you were left in charge? Like this yesterday?
Speaker 12: It was actually my son that injured my husband. My
Speaker 12: husband was in charge that day. They decided that a
Speaker 12: nurse gun war in the house would be.
Speaker 10: The best option.
Speaker 12: He was tackled by my son and went through the
Speaker 12: bedroom window, ended up in hospital with stitches, about fifteen
Speaker 12: stitches to me, all right.
Speaker 3: So what happened when you were in charge?
Speaker 4: Now? It might not just be of your own kids.
Speaker 4: It might be the way you're looking after a friend's pet.
Speaker 4: It might be why you were looking after someone's shot
Speaker 4: for an hour.
Speaker 8: I don't know, the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Bon Jovi, Living on a Prayer, Christian O'Connell's show on
Speaker 4: Gold seven fifty three. Can I wait to see Jay
Speaker 4: Seinfeld this weekend? I'm not sure if you heard the
Speaker 4: news Pasty referred him as comedic genius. Look if I
Speaker 4: cannot wait to see the show this weekend. You went
Speaker 4: to see a difficult comedy show last night in town.
Speaker 2: You went to see a local improv night a comedy Republic,
Speaker 2: the city's brilliant. Actually yeah, and they had special guests
Speaker 2: and Edmund on.
Speaker 3: She is so very very funny, funny start. I think
Speaker 3: she's awesome.
Speaker 2: Improv is something that we've shied away from for a
Speaker 2: long time because years ago I took Biank's parents and
Speaker 2: Bianca to an improv show and it was just so bad.
Speaker 3: It's horrendous. When it's great, it's unbelievable, But there's no media, is.
Speaker 2: There there was there? There was just no laughter the
Speaker 2: whole time, So four people sat in silence. There wasn't
Speaker 2: even the kind of laughter where you could pretend that
Speaker 2: you're having fun.
Speaker 4: You start to actually hate the people doing it. I
Speaker 4: start to imagine bad things befolding them.
Speaker 2: And they they start to be aware that whatever they
Speaker 2: were doing is not.
Speaker 4: Just you're eating one and you're making up eating one.
Speaker 4: They probably use that as an unfunny sketch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we still do the full hour.
Speaker 4: And were they asking so last night it was good?
Speaker 4: And were they obviously the audience heavily involved. He sat suggestions.
Speaker 2: Next to the exactly they yell out, like you say
Speaker 2: a random word that you're thinking of. I don't like
Speaker 2: to do audience participation, though, so I leave that to others.
Speaker 3: Patsy. By the way, before the show today, Jack told Reu.
Speaker 2: No no, no no, I already started.
Speaker 3: Grind each other a couple of no no nos a
Speaker 3: couple of years. Is are you hugging in your.
Speaker 4: No no no, no no no, because you suspanding we
Speaker 4: should all be allowed a kind of no no no
Speaker 4: over the over the course of the show.
Speaker 3: No no. If you don't want to, I won't no, okay, well, no,
Speaker 3: I prefer the.
Speaker 4: Way that I always always have it up top, always
Speaker 4: have it up there, even if I'm handing you an award,
Speaker 4: I always spend you all year.
Speaker 3: You remember why he didn't do that improv oh, I
Speaker 3: would just jack posts everyone presential of the year.
Speaker 2: I would just rather handle it than you retell it.
Speaker 2: I said to Christian Rha that I didn't like to
Speaker 2: yell out a suggestion just in case the off chance
Speaker 2: that the participants on stage recognize me from the radio
Speaker 2: and then put them off, which I know, I know,
Speaker 2: I know is a low probability.
Speaker 5: If or asked you to come up on stage.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh my god, look he's here. And then
Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden, the whole and they get.
Speaker 3: To see the magic man. Yes, wow, how we oh
Speaker 3: my god, we're shon Hoo's. But it is that Michael
Speaker 3: Jordan there. Oh please, mister mister, oh my good accompany
Speaker 3: that I'm intimidated. Now Robin Williams is here, Guys.
Speaker 2: I know it's probability duty.
Speaker 3: I'm off duty. Think of me as a mere audience
Speaker 3: member and not the professional improviser. I am professionally funny,
Speaker 3: no script. Every day.
Speaker 4: I will be in the shadows and see imagine I
Speaker 4: wasn't here and wasn't there.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't have come. I shouldn't have come.
Speaker 4: With my status and reputation that follows me everywhere.
Speaker 3: Oh, darned me.
Speaker 4: Magnificent even in the dark. I'm probably beaming right now
Speaker 4: and you can see me illuminated.
Speaker 3: It was a good show. It was good to show,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 4: Coming up after eight, then more improv from Jack and
Speaker 4: I showing your kids how it's done. I mean to
Speaker 4: be honest, this show is improv. There's no scripts, and
Speaker 4: at times it is real stinky improve okay, but at
Speaker 4: least you know the pay to get it.
Speaker 3: That's what we can.
Speaker 2: We don't have an audience feedback.
Speaker 3: We don't know if well they email me. Trust me,
Speaker 3: I get the emails. They're all from Pantcy, all right,
Speaker 3: coming up next to them.
Speaker 4: The name game, as in, if you've got one of
Speaker 4: those names where you're so used to Pepper going how
Speaker 4: do you spell it?
Speaker 3: What did you say? Again?
Speaker 4: You have a kind of go to one line where
Speaker 4: you say as in and you explain it in one
Speaker 4: line to them like this, We turn it into.
Speaker 10: A games a surname and it is as in lightning thunder, yes.
Speaker 3: Wow, not a great one strong name.
Speaker 9: My name is first and last, and it's as in
Speaker 9: Muriel's wedding.
Speaker 5: Tim Sims, yep, wow wowing.
Speaker 10: Mine is my surname and it's ousy or great Ripper
Speaker 10: browse is it it's a surname, my name as in
Speaker 10: not Petrol Deel.
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, that's how works. We try and guess
Speaker 3: your name.
Speaker 4: You tell you what's the phrase you use when you
Speaker 4: are describing your name, as in if me check your pants,
Speaker 4: none of us can guess your name.
Speaker 1: You went the prize well, Christian Connell's Show podcast, All right.
Speaker 3: Let's play the name game. This is for you.
Speaker 4: If you've got one of those names where it's a
Speaker 4: bit of a pain and you have one line to
Speaker 4: explain to people, we try and hear the line and
Speaker 4: guess what your name is on nine four one four
Speaker 4: one o four three.
Speaker 3: Pats you ready?
Speaker 5: Well, I blitzed last week, so.
Speaker 3: The bleachers back. Pats the blitz jack you ready to
Speaker 3: play the challenger?
Speaker 2: Is ready?
Speaker 4: Caller one? Good morning, Caller one. Obviously I don't know
Speaker 4: the name. This is improvised Caller one.
Speaker 12: My name is my surname as in Sheep, not the hotel.
Speaker 2: As in she Sheridan.
Speaker 3: Yes, Wow done, challenger, Wow, watch out blitz he's coming
Speaker 3: through and.
Speaker 5: I could quite hear if she's said sorry, I'll just
Speaker 5: my earphones.
Speaker 4: Someone was an improv show last night. It was with
Speaker 4: some of that magic there. What a great one.
Speaker 5: Beautiful name.
Speaker 3: Actually it's a Celtic name.
Speaker 4: Beautiful anyway, not very loving, mind too, snap, make a wish,
Speaker 4: Jack Sir faded the down, so I can't chat any
Speaker 4: more about etymology of Celtic names. Corner too, good morning,
Speaker 4: good morning, good morning, quarter two.
Speaker 3: Okay, off you go.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's a two parter surname, a body's organ and
Speaker 4: a body's joint liver spleen.
Speaker 3: Nice to meet you, Nice to meet heavy metal, living speed.
Speaker 3: Oh that's hard me. That's the last one. Okay, your
Speaker 3: surname is.
Speaker 6: Me now the first name is the body organ, the
Speaker 6: first part.
Speaker 2: To the first.
Speaker 3: All right, Hartney Yepney. Have we met Harney before the Chess.
Speaker 2: Guy Harley Showcross? How do I remember that?
Speaker 3: Honestly? Go every night. Please, that's a great one. Thank
Speaker 3: you very much, Thank you, call a three, good morning, call.
Speaker 8: Of three, Good morning.
Speaker 9: All. My name is as in I'm own backwards.
Speaker 3: No as in nom Naomi, Naomi, you are all.
Speaker 2: That was Thank you.
Speaker 4: Court of a point for an assist. Lovely name is Celtic.
Speaker 4: That want's found you down again.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get my own podcast. Celtic names. Who
Speaker 3: we got here? This is call of four, Good morning,
Speaker 3: Call of four. I My name is as in rent,
Speaker 3: lend money, No.
Speaker 13: I think think of renting an.
Speaker 7: Offer space, No four, it is four landlord business when
Speaker 7: something is four high available.
Speaker 3: Let's no.
Speaker 1: It starts with l.
Speaker 10: Oh, my god, it is lease, but it is spelt
Speaker 10: l y s e and no one can pronounce it.
Speaker 3: I won't either. It's not Celtic. That is not Celtic.
Speaker 9: I get life, Louise, Lisa, Lisa, you name it.
Speaker 3: Chuckle lies. Thank you very much for give us a call.
Speaker 3: I'm going to call it life. If it's that, I'm
Speaker 3: saying that phonetic names. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4: She had to go more than we did. We're just
Speaker 4: running down the clock to nine every day. Put that
Speaker 4: on the posters.
Speaker 6: All right, here we got here, got a five morning came.
Speaker 6: I hope you're well.
Speaker 10: We are, Thank you and hope you My maiden name
Speaker 10: to the name I grew up with, as in.
Speaker 3: Brick, red mortar, lost cement.
Speaker 4: No solid, no, no, no, it's good association.
Speaker 3: At the moment, he's doing really well.
Speaker 4: What else is there? Brick No, I just say it again, brick.
Speaker 3: Brick mortar? No, what is it?
Speaker 8: Wall?
Speaker 3: Don't sound stupid. I was about what a great name?
Speaker 3: So what is your full name?
Speaker 9: It was Angela Wall, but no one could sell Wall.
Speaker 3: You were able?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I wll.
Speaker 6: Lo.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian o'connall Show, Christian an exciting moments has happened. I've
Speaker 4: just seen my very first bin sticker in the wild. Christopher,
Speaker 4: where was it? Thank you very much about the only
Speaker 4: text we've had in five weeks of anyone.
Speaker 3: I mean, we.
Speaker 4: Over ten thousand stickers to get a guy called Christopher
Speaker 4: Davies to listen to the show. Who actually turns out
Speaker 4: spoiler already listened to the show that is bad marketing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why we really needed text to say I never
Speaker 2: listened to the show. That have come past a binsticker
Speaker 2: Now I'm listening.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if that's you, please call. We're on a two
Speaker 4: week break tomorrow. I'd love to go into the break
Speaker 4: knowing that just maybe maybe maybe, even if you said
Speaker 4: I retuned after one, I'm occasional listener. All right, The
Speaker 4: Name Game Part two, Jack is on fire this week.
Speaker 4: Let's see what happens in Part two, second half? Everything
Speaker 4: to play for Caller one?
Speaker 9: Good morning, good morning, how are you team?
Speaker 4: We're good, caller one? And are you having a good week? Okay,
Speaker 4: your name please? Sorry, your clue?
Speaker 9: Okay, So this is my surname and it's like the
Speaker 9: nut Almond.
Speaker 7: Oh, oh my gosh, well done, Jack.
Speaker 3: It's like the Lionel MESSI of it today to.
Speaker 9: Actually I've actually got another one.
Speaker 5: My maiden name is like baby powder Malcolm Johnson.
Speaker 8: Yeah, good on your Pat Johnson rubbish.
Speaker 3: So what's what is your whole name Zormond? Okay, my
Speaker 3: whole well married or ex married name is Kelly Almond.
Speaker 9: And then my maiden name was Kelly Johnson.
Speaker 3: And so who are you now?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 9: No, I kept my my married name Armond.
Speaker 3: Ah right, you kept the nut.
Speaker 9: Yes, I have kids, the nuts a.
Speaker 3: Divorce, the guys use everything the shack and you'll lose enough.
Speaker 3: Just one of them. You get fifty to fifty, get
Speaker 3: seen them every other weekend.
Speaker 4: All right, Thank you very much, thank you, thank you,
Speaker 4: thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Hello caller too.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 12: Last name as in small.
Speaker 14: Jocks teeny no minuscule, no no no minutes jocks, little.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we may made that harder work than it was.
Speaker 4: Imagine everyone right now in Melbourne and showed yelling. Do
Speaker 4: you answer almost probably immediately?
Speaker 2: Do you know Tommy little No, I listen, I'm going
Speaker 2: to I'm going to you down.
Speaker 3: Otherwise I'll be back to my Celtic names. We got here.
Speaker 3: Call a call a three. It's you now, call a three.
Speaker 6: Follow my first name as in Michael the actor Douglas.
Speaker 4: No, Michael Empoli start the Sopranos bit off a long shot.
Speaker 6: Do you need another clue?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 6: Please, I think Batman.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 4: Get in all right on, uncle mister Keaton. Uh call
Speaker 4: a four.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Yeah.
Speaker 9: Good morning guys.
Speaker 4: My name is my surname and it's mouse drop droppings. Pooh,
Speaker 4: mouse drop mouse drop mouse drop droppings.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'll drop no drop drop, drop down or drop.
Speaker 3: I meant you meant.
Speaker 2: I thought you meant like rodent slip.
Speaker 3: That must be your name. Slip rats, Yes, rat Trina
Speaker 3: Jones just situation break up.
Speaker 13: It's rat clumsy, yeah, rat like rat, rat stumble, rat trips,
Speaker 13: rat trip, butter fingers, rap, fumbler.
Speaker 3: Rap, someone is called that rat fumbler rat fiddler?
Speaker 5: What is that of our misery.
Speaker 3: What what is your name?
Speaker 9: It's rad Cliff.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that is so good.
Speaker 3: A couple of prizes. That is great.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 4: That's really good. That's like a New York Times going
Speaker 4: to crossword clue. Very very very good. Too smart for
Speaker 4: this show.
Speaker 3: But thank you for thank you every thinking we could
Speaker 3: guess that. Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: All right, take care, okay, bye, call a five the
Speaker 4: squeeze one, last one in before the news indicators.
Speaker 7: Hi, La, And it's like the barbecue.
Speaker 2: Not webber, Webber, No, barbecue's galore.
Speaker 3: No, it's a spelling thing, Bobbie.
Speaker 2: What is the name of your barbecue Metador? Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's her name, Matador, like the barbecue.
Speaker 3: Not there, grizzly. My god. Well then your name is Grills.
Speaker 9: Last name?
Speaker 4: What I mean when we come back, who's got an
Speaker 4: Australian name?
Speaker 3: Grill. That's her top ten Australian name. That's a red
Speaker 3: gioe plate as.
Speaker 2: Well, Grills, missus Grills.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't mess with grills, missus Grills. That's so good.
Speaker 3: I love that name.
Speaker 1: I'm grilling them, you.
Speaker 4: Know, yes, yeah, yeah, that's great. Thank you very much
Speaker 4: for giving us a call, We'll send you price.
Speaker 1: Thank you. This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: There is so much competition for your ears right now
Speaker 4: in Melbourne, Kay and Jay or the other mumblies, and
Speaker 4: we are we are super serving you.
Speaker 3: I think the phrase is my friends a double pass
Speaker 3: to the zoo? When does he get older? This stuff?
Speaker 3: Who does he know in this town?
Speaker 4: And I'm talking whatever zoo you want, whether it's Melbourne Zoo,
Speaker 4: whereby Open Rain Zoo, Hillsville Sanctuary, Ki around Fauna Park,
Speaker 4: wherever there's a zoo near you, you can go. Yeah,
Speaker 4: family past two adults and two kids, or if you
Speaker 4: just four adults, stress up two of them as kids.
Speaker 3: We don't mind. You can fudge it. Get them on
Speaker 3: their knees going through that turnstiff. All right. Today is
Speaker 3: thank a publican day.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys.
Speaker 3: Later on for team lunch, an't we.
Speaker 2: We'll take them in person.
Speaker 3: One of the biggest riots in Australian history was over
Speaker 3: decision to close down above. That figures this is one
Speaker 3: of the few ones that I've got here where I
Speaker 3: don't have to query at rio. That figures I can
Speaker 3: really understand.
Speaker 4: In nineteen seventy nine, four thousand supporters of the Star
Speaker 4: Hotel in Newcastle protested the decision to demolish the building.
Speaker 4: The riots not protests became one of the most notorious
Speaker 4: in Australian history, with Old Chisel writing a song about
Speaker 4: it called Star Hotel.
Speaker 3: Oh actually we've actually got some here. Oh hello radio production?
Speaker 3: Any other words?
Speaker 2: I could have written that actually, because in Cold Chisel
Speaker 2: songs have actually really poetic. That is when they put
Speaker 2: down the pin Start Hotel.
Speaker 3: Just name it a couple of times and if we go,
Speaker 3: it's gonna sell loads of Newcastle.
Speaker 4: All right, today we're looking for your pub bands. Who
Speaker 4: is singing in the pub? Who's there, John Parnham go,
Speaker 4: Oh my word, he's singing and dancing.
Speaker 3: It's not justin Timberlake. It's justin can't walk straight?
Speaker 2: Very relevant, Yes, Silver Plus.
Speaker 3: Do you like a nice lark a jack? You're like
Speaker 3: a like a crisp Pills Now I tell you singing Sissudia.
Speaker 4: That's right, pills and college bronze. God, that is a
Speaker 4: beautiful Swedish maid bar. That's right, it's abba.
Speaker 3: Don't deny it, let it in, let it in, don't
Speaker 3: shrug it off. Ozzie Legends are playing in the pub.
Speaker 3: That's a c dakery.
Speaker 2: Often you order at the pub.
Speaker 3: I'm going to today.
Speaker 4: Round of Dakkery is my good barman for my team colleagues,
Speaker 4: Gold and a Carefu everyone today, our team lunch at
Speaker 4: the pub. Not to have too many drinks, otherwise you'll
Speaker 4: be van Herling Gold and maybe we won't be on
Speaker 4: the show today if we have too many drinks.
Speaker 3: That's right. Men, not at work today, you should start.
Speaker 4: You well, okay, Jackie boy? Who else is playing in
Speaker 4: the pub? Pub bands?
Speaker 2: David Lee Froth, Oh yeah, very good, Silver, the bea
Speaker 2: snitty Rollers, Gold Cake are a great band, aren't they?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, no one heard of them.
Speaker 2: You're okake? Oh yeah, Cake, we say Urinal yeah, Silver,
Speaker 2: Australian pub Crawl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: Gold and Savage Beer Garden.
Speaker 3: That's very good as too. Gold. All right, what have
Speaker 3: you got?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 3: We're looking for your pub bands and you can go
Speaker 3: to the zoo.
Speaker 8: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast a couple.
Speaker 4: Of texts of that didn't see earlier. Earlier on the show,
Speaker 4: we were talking about places you can never go back
Speaker 4: and why Nicole went to a nudist beach once. I
Speaker 4: can never go back, Nicole. You can't just leave it there.
Speaker 4: What the hell happened?
Speaker 3: Where? You can never go back?
Speaker 4: Because my son currently ten was only like two and
Speaker 4: a half at the time, he actually did a poo
Speaker 4: on a McDonald's playground.
Speaker 3: Oh never ever, ever, you can't. You can't go back
Speaker 3: to that McDonald's. You can, all right.
Speaker 4: We're looking for your pub bands. You ready to march Jack,
Speaker 4: I am up for grabs. Then a family pass to
Speaker 4: Zoo's Victorias. You could be going to Melbourne Zoo wherever
Speaker 4: you open Range Hillsville Sanctuary or Kai Brown Fauna Park, Pubman's,
Speaker 4: Billy Irish Pub, Silver, some Finesian's gone on there. Word
Speaker 4: on Pa sip not Gold That's very good. I love
Speaker 4: that it too, be quite will to stare at that
Speaker 4: to work out what that was, But sip not is
Speaker 4: very good.
Speaker 3: Well done. Lloydy ed Bern Gold, Spimy Lewis.
Speaker 2: In the News Silver plus.
Speaker 4: Draft Punk as in Draft Owl Gold World on Tim
Speaker 4: Charlie for X.
Speaker 2: Gold plus.
Speaker 3: That is so good.
Speaker 4: Word on Shinzia Guinnison Roses, Silver, Tom Petty and the
Speaker 4: Pulcube Breakers instead of the Heartbreaker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all right. Silver, Well, that's all right.
Speaker 4: Richard Tears of Bears Bronze, Grim, Schooner Gold, that's very good.
Speaker 3: Lee Conins Cider Bait God, someone that's so good. Who
Speaker 3: do that? Bethany Cider Bait World on Spinal on Tap gold,
Speaker 3: that's very good. Paul Eagle Horse Canadian Culture Club Gold,
Speaker 3: Keggy Rogers.
Speaker 2: Silver plus taps and I.
Speaker 3: Adam well done for that. Faith No more, you're drunk?
Speaker 2: Silver.
Speaker 3: Isn't the hangover cure?
Speaker 2: Bronze.
Speaker 4: This guy's come up with a couple, all right, So
Speaker 4: we're just going to read the more like because he's
Speaker 4: put a lot working is it's from Travis Yeastie Boys Gold,
Speaker 4: emc Hammered Bronze, Celine Publican Google goon Bag Dolls bronze.
Speaker 3: Alright, there's one goal now that one out of four
Speaker 3: is actually bad. The Temper on Tap silver and Bruno
Speaker 3: Bars gold.
Speaker 4: Not Paramour, Pour me morel and I send it there
Speaker 4: justin Wilder.
Speaker 3: All right, some great ones there. Who's off to the zoo.
Speaker 2: Let's give it to side debate, which was Bethany.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well done.
Speaker 8: Christian O'Connell's show podcast on.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow's show would have the Naked Hour.
Speaker 4: We give you the theme, you pick all the songs,
Speaker 4: also asking you if you're doing anything for the first
Speaker 4: time this weekend, and then not one but two amazing
Speaker 4: trips to fly you away to Sunshine and Migrating Wales.
Speaker 3: Oh that's not where I thought it was going to go.
Speaker 3: But one inch town is my grating Whales.
Speaker 10: But cost on fly.
Speaker 11: Christian O'Connell's gonna give you.
Speaker 3: A holiday.
Speaker 4: Holding all winners, all right, So on tomorrow's show every Friday,
Speaker 4: last color week, we're doing this giving you a breakup
Speaker 4: to Fraser Coast tomorrow. No one but two trips, two
Speaker 4: chances to win. Now one of them is going to
Speaker 4: be giving away to someone who actually wins it today.
Speaker 4: All you have to do is leave me a message.
Speaker 4: Why would you love to win this trip? You can
Speaker 4: call me and leave a voicemail. You can do it
Speaker 4: several times, you know, not the first one to do
Speaker 4: another one. All you have to do is call thirteen
Speaker 4: hundred call OC. You can call it today, thirteen hundred
Speaker 4: call OC. Leave me a message.
Speaker 3: One of those will win the very first trip tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4: You don't even to get up early. You can do
Speaker 4: it anytime today. Why don't you have a few beers
Speaker 4: and do it tonight? What could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 2: We're the ones you have to go through the messages.
Speaker 3: Que right to have more than a drunken slurring messages.
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