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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connor here, Good morning, Rio, Hey guys, coome onrn
Speaker 2: in Pati. Did you guys know this Saturday Winter Solstice?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: And do you know why?
Speaker 6: Because I'm going on a Winter Solstice trip away.
Speaker 2: It's come around so quick. So it's so winter Solstice
Speaker 2: means shortest day, longest night of the year. And then
Speaker 2: it means that the three days to nights leading up
Speaker 2: to it and the three days and nights afterwards, that
Speaker 2: seven day period least amount of daylight of.
Speaker 1: The whole year.
Speaker 2: Is that what actually means. That's why the start starting yesterday,
Speaker 2: you would have felt like it was already quite a
Speaker 2: short to day, and then same with today and Friday
Speaker 2: and then Saturday obviously the longest, longest night, but shortest
Speaker 2: day of the year. That means though once you get
Speaker 2: out there, we start the big turn. Suddenly more daylight
Speaker 2: starts creeping back in.
Speaker 5: We're past the worst of it daylight wise. That is exciting.
Speaker 2: But I thought we were only just getting into the
Speaker 2: middle of winter, but now we're actually started crushted. We're
Speaker 2: going to come out the other sign very soon. It's
Speaker 2: because the long summer we've had. Yeah, it's actually sort
Speaker 2: of camouflaged win winter. It's been amazing. Hawd you partially
Speaker 2: send the weather today. So actually going to be a
Speaker 2: couple of nice days.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so from tomorrow, so Friday, Saturday, Sunday in Melbourne, sunshine,
Speaker 7: tops of sixteen degrees.
Speaker 8: My kind of winter, isn't it great?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is my kind of winter.
Speaker 2: I love it. So what we what we win to
Speaker 2: Solstice weekend away be like a pagan chace a little
Speaker 2: bit with the Wickens we did.
Speaker 6: There's twenty of us and one of our friends is
Speaker 6: a bit witchy, and so she's organized as sort of
Speaker 6: she winter Solstice Weekend Away.
Speaker 5: I have no idea what involves.
Speaker 6: Caitlin thinks it's going to involve bathing naked in the moonlight.
Speaker 2: I don't it's not about that. I don't know pagan
Speaker 2: rituals about respecting the land.
Speaker 5: So hopefully it's not that.
Speaker 2: But I'll let you know how naked.
Speaker 5: Maybe it's a hur thing.
Speaker 2: Kevin where'd you get that from?
Speaker 3: I've heard about it before on a podcast that women
Speaker 3: because of our cycles when the winter solstice happens, it's
Speaker 3: a nice way of regenerating the body, aligning yourself and
Speaker 3: you get into the water naked.
Speaker 8: Okay, do you be a bit cold this time of year?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm not pitching that to my wife this weekend. He
Speaker 2: you know what, been a bit at the moment? Oh wow,
Speaker 2: why don't you go and bathe naked at midnight in
Speaker 2: the ocean?
Speaker 1: Help your cycles?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're still.
Speaker 2: We're still putting the relationship back together and go after
Speaker 2: four seasons? Am I empathy with the Steve Carell character?
Speaker 4: This will be too much Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 2: The first thing I did when I left the house
Speaker 2: this morning was check out my pile of hard rubbish.
Speaker 2: You know you're allowed to a year, right and I
Speaker 2: put mine yesterday, So you have to have all that
Speaker 2: stuff out there in a very organized I think it's
Speaker 2: two meters by two meters by one meter.
Speaker 5: Oh hi, what's the what's the third dimension?
Speaker 1: It must be?
Speaker 2: Oh god, damn it. The mine is like two or
Speaker 2: three because there's a there's an old upright mic stand
Speaker 2: leaning up against a tree. God damn it, that is
Speaker 2: that's going to be above that meter. I mean that
Speaker 2: mic stand's going to be stood there for quite some time.
Speaker 2: People think he keeps a mic stand at someone's house
Speaker 2: like a back a flagpole.
Speaker 5: He is dja.
Speaker 1: He really wants us to know.
Speaker 2: Is it an antenna? So yeah, you know when you
Speaker 2: worry like overnight, because I don't know about you guys,
Speaker 2: but if you see someone who's got hard rubbish, you
Speaker 2: sort of eyebolt and go, I'm coming back later on tonight.
Speaker 2: It's like cover of darkness and I'm dumping shit on
Speaker 2: your little phone.
Speaker 1: And this morning I was like rummaging around.
Speaker 2: I had the camera phone with with the with the
Speaker 2: light out still I was loading it. Yesterday I was power.
Speaker 2: I could see people slowing down they drove past, and oh,
Speaker 2: hard rubbish date for calendar, ten o'clock tonight, go aback.
Speaker 2: You can't guard it all, I mate.
Speaker 7: The vultures stand tendered that no one's taken anything off
Speaker 7: it because you think, oh it really was jump stuff,
Speaker 7: not good enough for you to steal us.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's even a what do you call drag along
Speaker 2: golf cart.
Speaker 5: Okay, have you given up on golf completely?
Speaker 1: And I retired? That's not the right way to phrase it.
Speaker 2: Golf retired me, right, yes, self retired me. Golf broke
Speaker 2: my ego and self esteem, took it all and robbing everything.
Speaker 2: And now Sandy, all that's left is that golf cart
Speaker 2: forlornly out the front there. It's like some sort of
Speaker 2: like a robot who's just been thrown out the front there.
Speaker 2: It's all collapsed down squad ye like wally to scard
Speaker 2: there with a round and also whenever you do rubbish,
Speaker 2: it's just it's so there's no connection other than these
Speaker 2: were all in this house, but none of the are
Speaker 2: joined up up. There's a One day one of my
Speaker 2: daughters came back home from UNI with this god awful
Speaker 2: wooden set of drawers. What are you doing? What are
Speaker 2: you doing with those? Oh my god? We're around at
Speaker 2: one of mum's friends houses. She said this would be
Speaker 2: nice for your your room at university. I didn't want
Speaker 2: to say no, so it's your problems.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 2: There's no hideous hand painted hippie dippy awful thing that
Speaker 2: I've had for yet to lug out there yesterday. No
Speaker 2: one is stealing that, even when they come and pick up.
Speaker 1: The hard rubbish.
Speaker 2: Who would have the DJ guy the MIC's stand and
Speaker 2: then he puts all his prep in here or something
Speaker 2: done yes, And then there's a golf cart.
Speaker 1: It looks like someone on the edge.
Speaker 2: Actually, something's been thrown out that fourth season. You're right,
Speaker 2: it's take it about it and come back and pick
Speaker 2: up all your stuff, Chris, the golf cart, the mic stand,
Speaker 2: your favorite red hippy dippy cabinet, Patsy, how was your
Speaker 2: day yesterday?
Speaker 7: I made a really interesting observation yesterday, so well done.
Speaker 7: We've just updated our will, which is very grown up,
Speaker 7: and the lawyer had very kind What do we get nothing,
Speaker 7: just just me, the joy of me every day.
Speaker 2: We won't have you, money, can't We won't have you.
Speaker 2: When it was inflection, we won't have you. Mis hearing it,
Speaker 2: we won't have you. You didn't go, We won't have you.
Speaker 2: We won't have you.
Speaker 1: Process celebrate, celebrate with my coffee.
Speaker 2: Milestone is dead stop.
Speaker 5: There's not much to leave.
Speaker 7: But the lawyer very kindly sent me her very big invoice.
Speaker 7: But I noticed her email signature.
Speaker 1: I had to sort of look so she woke for
Speaker 1: free you.
Speaker 8: No, they don't.
Speaker 7: I had to check three times because she's still got
Speaker 7: her fax number on her email signature, which I thought
Speaker 7: was odd for this sort of day and age.
Speaker 2: To still lawyers, those fax machines can like eat half
Speaker 2: a page, can't they. There's important documents, yeah, really important
Speaker 2: documents and wills and testamy and stuff.
Speaker 1: That I know.
Speaker 7: Or is that like maybe that's a tactic to add
Speaker 7: on extra fees.
Speaker 2: You know what, they're charging what they can right now
Speaker 2: because you know what's coming for them. AI Seriously, they
Speaker 2: know it. So they're like, we've got to pay off
Speaker 2: that second mortgage. So I wonder you're like checking that
Speaker 2: invoice three times. I'm taking on your mortgage and you'll
Speaker 2: pay for my summer house. Important.
Speaker 7: I thought it was odd to still have effects affects number.
Speaker 2: Industry still use fax machines.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of medical facilities to be listened
Speaker 2: tos right now still alarm fax machine.
Speaker 7: A lot still these, like for referrals and stuff patients.
Speaker 5: It's just easier.
Speaker 2: There's a whole load of industries that still I think
Speaker 2: financial institutions still for big orders and trade still use
Speaker 2: fax machines, really, I think so.
Speaker 5: I wonder if we still have a fax machine in
Speaker 5: the office.
Speaker 2: I think we've we have had one before because it
Speaker 2: took two days for us to work out what the
Speaker 2: actual number was. I wasted the engineers time for two days,
Speaker 2: but we then fired up and people could send us
Speaker 2: fax machines.
Speaker 1: The joy oh that, oh it was. I don't know
Speaker 1: why it was so much run.
Speaker 2: We should try and find out what the fact we
Speaker 2: have a fact number here, I know we do. If
Speaker 2: your job still requires the use of a fax machine,
Speaker 2: I'd love to know thirteen fifty five twenty two. And
Speaker 2: by the way, Patsy, that is a proper grown up thing,
Speaker 2: but such an important thing to do. But it's sad,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 1: It is because you have to actually future proof your life.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you do.
Speaker 2: Once you become parents. You have to then keep updating
Speaker 2: about And the worst part of it is isn't about
Speaker 2: the financial stuff, because as pat said, there's not a
Speaker 2: fortune to inherit. It's not like the rights to a
Speaker 2: back catalog what some free podcasts and I leave on
Speaker 2: my ieheart data parks of the Christian currents and my
Speaker 2: kids like we don't want much shit he pumped out
Speaker 2: there over the years.
Speaker 1: It's too much. Actually, it's actually a hole in the.
Speaker 2: But it's actually you have to actually, but the worst
Speaker 2: thing is, well, who looks after your children if you
Speaker 2: both die? It is the worst conversation left, but it's
Speaker 2: the most important one.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 1: You have to do it.
Speaker 2: She's fourteen and she's got through this. You've got it
Speaker 2: this far, so.
Speaker 8: Well we'll see how she got his.
Speaker 7: But a lot of people think that it just automatically
Speaker 7: goes to your family and stuff, but that's actually not necessarily.
Speaker 2: Family's fall out over that. It has to be written
Speaker 2: down and then what we did as well. So I
Speaker 2: don't know who is going to be looking after Order
Speaker 2: and Audie. But you don't have to ask these people
Speaker 2: because it's a big You can't. You can't just suddenly
Speaker 2: one day you know you're impossible. Towhen you go an
Speaker 2: hour left, listen, you've taken on Audi. I'll do that,
Speaker 2: but not that dog. Just read the last right.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Since and talking about doing your willing yesterday, Patsy, I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's something because of the lack of
Speaker 2: daylight at the moments we head into the big turn
Speaker 2: this weekend and the shortest down the longest night. Yesterday,
Speaker 2: my wife and I were talking and my wife said,
Speaker 2: you know, because I've been asked by my youngest daughter
Speaker 2: if I could make a playlist yesterday. She's got a
Speaker 2: big exam today. She said, Dad, can you make me playlist?
Speaker 2: I need some new energy in some new vibes. This
Speaker 2: is my favorite request from anybody. I like, you know,
Speaker 2: I love a plays you. It is my canvas, let
Speaker 2: me paint and our masterpiece. So anyway, my wife goes,
Speaker 2: the joy I had putting this playlist together, like every
Speaker 2: joy playlist. My wife goes, I'm really wide that if
Speaker 2: anything happened to you, I wouldn't know exactly what songs
Speaker 2: you on the funeral. And I'm actually thinking, you know what,
Speaker 2: she wouldn't And she goes like, I know, oh what Springsteen,
Speaker 2: so you should know by now. Ah, And I was
Speaker 2: actually wide, like they can't screw that up. And I
Speaker 2: really would be so annoyed if it wasn't the right songs.
Speaker 2: And then they just put like googled, oh Gene, it's
Speaker 2: sheering and said, and I'm like, this is not what
Speaker 2: I wanted, guys, and then I'll come back and haunt them.
Speaker 2: So he's really upset because that that final playlist for
Speaker 2: me needs to be the best one ever. It needs
Speaker 2: to speak to the essence of who was this man? Yes,
Speaker 2: he's still with us through music. So then I was wondering,
Speaker 2: can you put this attach it to the will?
Speaker 5: You can pretty much put anything in the will.
Speaker 2: And it would have been would have been sure. It
Speaker 2: wouldn't be legally binding, I think.
Speaker 6: To some extent, because my mum's friend had seating arrangements
Speaker 6: in her will how she.
Speaker 1: Wanted to do.
Speaker 2: And that's the other thing is I want to have
Speaker 2: written down and agreed on there my front row people.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be up at the Pearly Gates.
Speaker 2: And of course I'm going there. I'm God's DJ here
Speaker 2: on Earth. I doant up there like hang on, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: just about to come in God. But WHOA how they
Speaker 2: got in the front row, any of us in the
Speaker 2: front No, no, no, you quit the radio, get in
Speaker 2: that front row.
Speaker 1: You don't get back in that front row.
Speaker 2: Front rowers off you from now on, my friend, freemales
Speaker 2: are over and front row at my funeral.
Speaker 1: It's gone.
Speaker 7: You need to do what my father in law did
Speaker 7: and have a pre plan and funeral, and he did
Speaker 7: it all himself before he departed years before.
Speaker 2: And I've just got this image of someone in their
Speaker 2: garage at the weekends building their own coffin. It's actually
Speaker 2: going to be really cozy in the guys. I've really
Speaker 2: got a couple of little side draws for snatch, the
Speaker 2: remote control and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Burying me with my remote control. Let me take it
Speaker 1: to the other side.
Speaker 7: And he had exactly how he wanted, had all the
Speaker 7: songs he wanted. He didn't want any flowers. He said,
Speaker 7: I don't want people wasting their money on flowers, so
Speaker 7: they were not.
Speaker 8: It was exactly how Patrick wanted it. It was his
Speaker 8: day and that was just actually.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it should be like that. So what I'm going
Speaker 2: to do now is I'm going to have on Spotify.
Speaker 2: I'm going to build this weekend.
Speaker 5: A bit more.
Speaker 2: That is so morbid. God. I spoke to you first
Speaker 2: because I seriously was going to do this, and then
Speaker 2: text my daughters and my gone, this is my final play.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No you just save it on your phone.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, this is too much for them to be.
Speaker 1: You know, they're going to think, is he is he
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, what does he know?
Speaker 5: Just the thought of doing but you do have to
Speaker 5: do it at some point, Yes.
Speaker 1: If any about people. Would you be worried about pats?
Speaker 2: Is it just me as a music obsessive worried about
Speaker 2: the final song? Oh?
Speaker 7: No, I tell Chris now, I'm very specific, Yes, exactly
Speaker 7: what I want. And I know the Eagles song that
Speaker 7: he wants because he loves the Eagles, and there's a
Speaker 7: particular song it's yeah, No, it's something about coming home,
Speaker 7: like is.
Speaker 1: Something with a hotel.
Speaker 8: No, it's not Hotel California. No, it's not that.
Speaker 7: No, it's a song, it's not it's not like high
Speaker 7: rotation song. It's a different song, and it's something about oncoming.
Speaker 8: You ask him, Yeah, I will.
Speaker 7: I'll text him now. I think it's the lyrics that
Speaker 7: I'm coming home. I'll do a Google search.
Speaker 2: Well, you've got news coming up there.
Speaker 5: I have a look and then go look for Yeah, priorities.
Speaker 4: Christian Connal Show podcast.
Speaker 2: The perfect song to be coming off the back of
Speaker 2: to talk about your funeral songs. It's the right vibe,
Speaker 2: just worried about the last of half an hour of
Speaker 2: radio meme Pats talking about dyeing our wheels. It's a darkness,
Speaker 2: isn't it. In the middle of summer, it wouldn't have happened.
Speaker 1: We wouldn't have been talking about this. It's the darkness.
Speaker 2: The solstice needs to hurry up for the sake of
Speaker 2: the radio showing our poor listeners. They come to the
Speaker 2: show wanting I guess an energy buzz help me out
Speaker 2: this morning, I'm tired and sudden it's like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: thinking about my death and the songs at my funeral,
Speaker 2: Like bloody.
Speaker 1: Hell, mister buzz killed the morbid hour, Christian, I was.
Speaker 2: This is this is unbelievable. You never know who's listening
Speaker 2: with the joy of this job. Sometimes, Christian, listened to
Speaker 2: your talk about this. It is really important. Two years
Speaker 2: ago I was living, I was given two years to live.
Speaker 2: I am building my playlist right now. Music for my
Speaker 2: funeral is suddenly very very important to me. I am
Speaker 2: really really sorry to hear that. How are you going?
Speaker 2: That is incredible. I really hope we haven't also given
Speaker 2: you a buzzkill. Definitely, if you've only got two years
Speaker 2: left to live and you need something from this radio show.
Speaker 1: And suddenly we're talking about someone.
Speaker 2: Which is actually very real life view rather than hopefully
Speaker 2: theory for Patsy and I. Also, the guy has just
Speaker 2: sent me that message. I'm saying guy, because I don't
Speaker 2: know your name. I want to know is his his
Speaker 2: Twitter handlers undertaker?
Speaker 1: Oh and he's a funeral director?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yes that is.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's a good Twitter name.
Speaker 2: It is a very good Tritter name. Will you leave that?
Speaker 2: Will you leave that in your will to one of
Speaker 2: the other funeral directors I've just seen. Why is he
Speaker 2: called himself that? Did he call himself that when he
Speaker 2: found out the diagnosis? But he's actually a full time
Speaker 2: funeral director. Christian I brought these books and myself and
Speaker 2: three of my friends. I'm worried that my husband will
Speaker 2: screw up the funeral planning. This is a book. This
Speaker 2: is a what I didn't know you could get this. Sorry,
Speaker 2: it's your problem now because I'm dead.
Speaker 1: End of Life Planner.
Speaker 2: Incredible, it's obviously got a it's a black front cover. Sorry,
Speaker 2: is your problem now because I'm dead? Spoiler alert end
Speaker 2: of Life Planner. Oh wow, I didn't know you could
Speaker 2: actually do that, Christian, take it from me. I'm a celebrant.
Speaker 2: Listen to this this morning. I support individuals to write
Speaker 2: and plan funerals.
Speaker 1: For loved ones.
Speaker 2: Patsy's right, it just takes you, know, suddenly the worst
Speaker 2: day of your life. You're trying to put together you
Speaker 2: know the way? Can you really want to do them right?
Speaker 2: It's better if you help out people. Why it's one,
Speaker 2: it's a very big thing. They don't have to worry
Speaker 2: about put all the details down, even what food and
Speaker 2: drinks you want served as well? She goes some people
Speaker 2: or so have names of people they do not want
Speaker 2: at the wake.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love that you How do you manage that?
Speaker 2: We don't have to no, no, no no, But how do
Speaker 2: you stop people from coming to a wake?
Speaker 1: Do they have weight bounces?
Speaker 2: Respectfully, I'd like to ask you to leave. Don't make
Speaker 2: this difficult, otherwise we can put you in the coffee
Speaker 2: and Christian, I have a Dad's Gone playlist shared with
Speaker 2: my kids on Spotify. Too dark that that's gone. So
Speaker 2: you're not here, Matthew, Christian, I wrote my funeral playlist
Speaker 2: ten years ago at twenty eight.
Speaker 5: My phone notes it'd be mostly like Pitball.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you might want to.
Speaker 2: Go and revisit that. A lot of Black Eyed Peace
Speaker 2: sadly no longer relevant. Christian bit morbid. But I have
Speaker 2: a Spotify playlist called a memorium, hoping I don't have
Speaker 2: to use it anytime soon. But it's nice to note
Speaker 2: if I did the playlist that my weight would be
Speaker 2: full of bangers. See that's what I want, Christian. My
Speaker 2: husband and I both have our playlist and we have
Speaker 2: Fields of Gold by Sting written into our wheels.
Speaker 5: That is a great one.
Speaker 2: It is a beautiful song there I remember you.
Speaker 1: That's the only line I know West Winds and is
Speaker 1: it in the.
Speaker 2: Field Bally if you were to higher Rio and I
Speaker 2: to sing it live at your funeral, Gladys, do let us.
Speaker 1: Know, Christian.
Speaker 2: I've had this on my phone ready for quite some time.
Speaker 2: This guy's got the whole playlist. Time to what moments
Speaker 2: funeral songs hopefully not need for many years.
Speaker 1: Entry.
Speaker 2: I want a walk on by by Dionne Warwick. And
Speaker 2: then for the photo montage, only you ya zoo.
Speaker 1: I love that this is a great song.
Speaker 2: Alison Moye into Benny and the Jets. All the photos
Speaker 2: are coming on into Lewis Capaldi. This is a huge
Speaker 2: this is this is the big think of the poor
Speaker 2: people watching it.
Speaker 5: They're already broken and.
Speaker 2: Then he's even got coffin exits. Don't let the sun
Speaker 2: go down on me Elton John with George Michael. Final
Speaker 2: song is ever long Foo Fighters. That is.
Speaker 5: It picks up.
Speaker 1: I like it though.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, lines are open now we should we
Speaker 2: move on from funeral planning.
Speaker 5: I would like to come back to it at some.
Speaker 1: Point, but not today.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, we have to let the light in
Speaker 5: that pace up now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's case up. Now, It's time for you versus
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Speaker 2: I know we're not supposed to jump on our phones
Speaker 2: first single the morning, but the small thing I did
Speaker 2: for one reason overnight, it was dropped around the world.
Speaker 2: The first full trailer of the new Springsteen movie, starring
Speaker 2: the great Jeremy Alla White as the Boss, comes out
Speaker 2: in October.
Speaker 1: The two and a half minute trailer is incredible.
Speaker 5: It looks good.
Speaker 1: I was so.
Speaker 2: Nervous because, you know, I love Springsteen and it's so
Speaker 2: hard to get musical bipics really great. Robbie William Wus
Speaker 2: was great, Rocking Man was brilliant. But the Springsteen one,
Speaker 2: they're not going for a whole life story. Oh right,
Speaker 2: there's a great book that came out a couple of
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Speaker 2: after Springsteen had broken really big and the industry wanted
Speaker 2: a certain type of album and he didn't want to
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Speaker 2: about an artist staying true to themselves. I guess with
Speaker 2: the Bob Dinner one where he goes lecturer, that was,
Speaker 2: you know, complete unknown's about. But anyway, the trailer two
Speaker 2: and a half minute is electric. Jeremy Allen God, he
Speaker 2: looks like he's just he's clearly Jeremy Alla White. He's
Speaker 2: not Boss, but he's embodied the the energy and the
Speaker 2: intensity and that muscular chut that the Boss has.
Speaker 1: You've got to see the trade.
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Speaker 1: We asked you a question from the.
Speaker 2: News and I know the fact that a lot of
Speaker 2: you now are watching seven News at six as you
Speaker 2: should be, but now making notes and.
Speaker 1: As we all are, as we always do.
Speaker 2: Patsy's always they make notes though about Patsy's news in
Speaker 2: the morning, so they're listening to Patsy's.
Speaker 1: Making notes the mainly that's kind of you know, don't
Speaker 1: do it much.
Speaker 2: Kiara, Welcome to the show. Hello, Hello, Hello, is it
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Speaker 5: Yes, thank you.
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Speaker 2: What's the scene right now where you are?
Speaker 1: Kiara?
Speaker 8: I am in bed?
Speaker 2: Wow, casual competing? You're in bed? It sounded I don't
Speaker 2: want to be rude, but you sounded a little bit
Speaker 2: sleepy there.
Speaker 1: So I was trying to politely say, are you upright?
Speaker 1: Have you had a coffee?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: We're playing in bed. Okay, So I don't.
Speaker 7: Drink coffee, but I'm awake on adrenaline.
Speaker 2: No greater adrenaline than being live on the radio trying
Speaker 2: to win two thousand dollars from your bed right now.
Speaker 1: So what did you hear it on your bedside radio
Speaker 1: or your phone? You listening to the show.
Speaker 7: I'm listening to the radio from my computer.
Speaker 1: I love this.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, live from your bed, QR. I so
Speaker 2: want you to win the two thousand dollars. Before I
Speaker 2: ask you the question, what do you want to do
Speaker 2: with the money? What are we trying to play for?
Speaker 8: I told us before that I would use the money
Speaker 8: to rescue our puppies.
Speaker 2: Oh that is a great thing to do. Now listen,
Speaker 2: I will say this RSPCA Victoria are always got puppies
Speaker 2: that have Sadly, people don't realize it's a lot of
Speaker 2: responsibility taking a dog on. They don't realize it's a
Speaker 2: big commitment, and so they then end up at the RSPCA.
Speaker 2: You do great work looking after these beautiful little dogs
Speaker 2: and older dogs trying to rehome as well. So I
Speaker 2: would urge you to have a look there as well.
Speaker 2: There might be a puppy that's waiting for you right now.
Speaker 2: And you said your money, because if you're going to
Speaker 2: get a puppy, you know you've got to get the
Speaker 2: pet insurance.
Speaker 1: It's expensive. You've got to get all their jabs, the food.
Speaker 7: Ye all that.
Speaker 1: I'm on the adadgine.
Speaker 10: Funerals and always getting up life advice about pets. Just
Speaker 10: worry about the little all that put that on my
Speaker 10: chemstone guys, all of that car?
Speaker 2: You ready for your question?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Are you even sat up right in bed? And you
Speaker 2: just lying down with the phone. Thank you? So maybe
Speaker 2: we should start a new game thiss, just taking each
Speaker 2: other on from their beds. Okay, bed versus bed, only
Speaker 2: one bed will win the bed quiz. I'm running ahead,
Speaker 2: all right. So here's the question from last night's seven News.
Speaker 2: Did you watch it?
Speaker 1: Yes, we did great Okay, here is the question.
Speaker 3: It was a rocky start to the day for residents
Speaker 3: with a two point eight magnitude earthquake.
Speaker 1: All right, where was.
Speaker 2: The place that had that two point eight magnitude earthquake?
Speaker 6: It was in war Walter.
Speaker 2: It is close enough.
Speaker 1: Maybe the pillow got in the way, but I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure I heard raw soon.
Speaker 2: Which is the right answer. Yes, you wont your two
Speaker 2: thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Kiara, Oh my gosh, I know from bed.
Speaker 2: The most casual Aussie winning there can be winning from bed.
Speaker 2: You are winning the day already before even getting out
Speaker 2: of bed. Your two thousand dollars. Thank you so much, pleasure,
Speaker 2: Thank you very much for calling the show, listening from
Speaker 2: your computer and then picking up the phone from the bed.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: This is a new way of listening to the show.
Speaker 2: So Kiara, good luck with the puppy.
Speaker 6: Thank you so.
Speaker 1: Much, so much, I might regret asking us.
Speaker 2: Is there someone else in that bed.
Speaker 6: Besides my dog?
Speaker 2: Know what I heard? Someone else? Someone else is my
Speaker 2: dog at my feet?
Speaker 8: She gets mad when I move.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you've only got one dog. You want to
Speaker 1: get another dog?
Speaker 2: The more dogs the better, All right, Crew and a deville.
Speaker 2: Now does the current dog know there might be some
Speaker 2: hot new replacement coming in?
Speaker 8: I would not be aureaplane.
Speaker 2: Oh it breaks the heart.
Speaker 1: They know. Now.
Speaker 2: We had a dog many years ago, right, and he
Speaker 2: started to get real ill, and so my daughters were
Speaker 2: youngest mon I said we should get a new dog.
Speaker 2: Now went no, that I'll break his heart. He's okay,
Speaker 2: sanging in there a new one in. You know, she's
Speaker 2: just I said, now, worried if anything happens to.
Speaker 1: Me, like.
Speaker 2: Is it twenty five year old?
Speaker 1: Oh he's a backup husband.
Speaker 2: We all hope you make it. But if not, Andrew's
Speaker 2: ready here. You know. Oh, it was heartbreaking. We got
Speaker 2: that backup dog. That older dog looked at me like
Speaker 2: you should have.
Speaker 5: All people says, raf.
Speaker 1: This will come for you. What they do for me
Speaker 1: will come for you.
Speaker 2: Hey, Kiara, well done.
Speaker 1: He won two thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: All right, come back to sleep now.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell Shower one podcast.
Speaker 2: Someone on the show cannot count. Let me see if
Speaker 2: it's you real, okay, all right? So if entries for
Speaker 2: our Big Oasis competition end at midnight Sunday, how many
Speaker 2: days left to go.
Speaker 5: Friday night, Saturday night days.
Speaker 9: O days, Yeah, Saturday.
Speaker 5: Four days, that's right.
Speaker 2: According to this, I can tell Caitlin's been on this.
Speaker 2: There's three days to go. Sunday Night is apparently the
Speaker 2: new Saturday Nights. Everyone's saying yes, that's right. So it
Speaker 2: closes midnight and making it sound like an end of
Speaker 2: financial eoffye, Oasis, eoffye. We're talking about a big Oasis competition.
Speaker 2: Sing it and win it.
Speaker 5: Seem to win. It's got your ti k Yeah, record
Speaker 5: your entry. You could be when.
Speaker 2: Four Days to Go closes midnight, We'll all be up
Speaker 2: all nights. It's like when they're doing the the voting,
Speaker 2: isn't it counting all the votes? Now that's us. We're
Speaker 2: doing an all nights are on Sunday team. Okay, we're
Speaker 2: all gonna have a big sleepover at the radio station
Speaker 2: listening to your shabby Oasis entries. No, the stad it
Speaker 2: is getting better, better and better. So you're picking Owaysis song.
Speaker 2: You write your own lyrics to it, put your own
Speaker 2: words to it. We're looking for passion here. It's not
Speaker 2: a singing competition. However, over the last few days, because
Speaker 2: people know it's coming to an end and it's an
Speaker 2: amazing price.
Speaker 1: We fly out to London. You'll have a great time.
Speaker 2: And then you go and see the biggest reunion in
Speaker 2: music history in decades, Oasis back together for the first
Speaker 2: time in seventeen years. And you'll that the first night
Speaker 2: at Wembley Stadium. The eyes and ears of the world
Speaker 2: are all going to be on that and you've got
Speaker 2: bragget rights the rest of your life. You were actually there.
Speaker 2: So you've got to do is sing it and win it.
Speaker 2: This is amazing from Dave. This is actually why I
Speaker 2: feel it's an Oasis fan. Dave it oate has made me
Speaker 2: feel alive. It makes me swacker when I walk Mega
Speaker 2: found for thirty years and it's even met them. Oh what,
Speaker 2: we'll take his best mates if I win. Christian and
Speaker 2: fellow Megafan Lurch. I presume that's not his name in
Speaker 2: his pastor name. I don't know in Australia maybe it is,
Speaker 2: but anyway, this is Dave's entry. It is incredible. What
Speaker 2: a great voice you got, Dave, supersonic.
Speaker 5: Send me to every Christian. I'm begging please.
Speaker 2: I'm seeing in on the duney dreaming of the.
Speaker 5: Money of the back kids been.
Speaker 4: They give me the.
Speaker 2: Way to make it on the plane. So the kids
Speaker 2: Wilfa follow is my friend Sady come with me.
Speaker 6: I see it on the plane to Wereverly.
Speaker 5: All that's incredible, one.
Speaker 4: Of the.
Speaker 2: One of the best entries I've heard for a while,
Speaker 2: and we've had some brilliant once the last couple of days.
Speaker 2: His voice is incredible.
Speaker 5: He's got that.
Speaker 4: What does he do?
Speaker 2: Also, by the way, what's happened this week? Where for
Speaker 2: last week of this I've had their full names? Now
Speaker 2: I know old mates come back from Italy with jet
Speaker 2: leg Now it's simply Dave. Maybe it's like, oh right,
Speaker 2: is this one that's just da Dave luch All right?
Speaker 2: You have how many days ago?
Speaker 1: Rio? Four days? You got it?
Speaker 2: Email me your entries, you record it on your phone,
Speaker 2: then you send it over to me Christian at Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connor dot com dot AU if you're worrying. But there's
Speaker 2: no bloody point. It's just been one by that guy, Dave.
Speaker 2: This is still wide open because you know who's still
Speaker 2: lurking around there in hot contention. Yeah, you can't sleep
Speaker 2: because this guy's out there. Greg.
Speaker 5: I would like to leave this city Patman.
Speaker 4: Liam's back on the mole.
Speaker 2: Is I mean Greg versus send to web? There's not
Speaker 2: Christian not thinking it.
Speaker 7: I would like to men.
Speaker 1: Federer to wear.
Speaker 2: Back to Nadal. I would like to me it's a
Speaker 2: mad mash up, all right, Christian Christian O'Connell dot com.
Speaker 4: Delve the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Every week on the show we do small thing, Big Rage.
Speaker 2: This is the counterpart to it, the inn to the yang.
Speaker 2: Small thing, big joy, small big joy. I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: Small thing big rage is that this needs to be better.
Speaker 2: This better.
Speaker 1: It is not bringing me joy.
Speaker 2: But right now I'm all about the joy.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm wearing joy? I'm in joy?
Speaker 2: Oh, well is it? I've got new socks on my
Speaker 2: good Let's talk about socks, baby here, let's talk about
Speaker 2: you and me? What are you thinking?
Speaker 5: What are you rocking?
Speaker 2: If you've got to know, I got a great deal online.
Speaker 2: I'm not entirely sure of the legit ones. They're a
Speaker 2: very good deal for three pairs of Paul Smith socks
Speaker 2: for over thirty years.
Speaker 5: As a tree.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, this lovely hoops color.
Speaker 2: Paul Smith is a famous British designer does these socks
Speaker 2: and not make good expense of or anything, but for
Speaker 2: some reason they just they last for years. Oh wow,
Speaker 2: shrieked myself on my birthday and I actually wrapped them
Speaker 2: up and gave it to my sound That is half
Speaker 2: four the morning before that day's show. I really did,
Speaker 2: Hey you, this is for you, from you to me,
Speaker 2: to me to you. So I've got the new ones on.
Speaker 1: God they are good.
Speaker 6: This first we oh yeah, yeah, you are living larger.
Speaker 2: Nothing bad can happen to me today, even that terrible
Speaker 2: jingle you made. So remember my feet are in new socks,
Speaker 2: literally hugged. It's like a foot rub.
Speaker 6: I remember seeing a documentary about David Beckham way back
Speaker 6: in the day and he always has new clients and
Speaker 6: new socks every day.
Speaker 1: What a life.
Speaker 2: Well get this. Then many years ago, when b movie
Speaker 2: came out thousand seven two thousand reference Jerry, I got
Speaker 2: to interview Jerry seinfilm and I said, what do you
Speaker 2: do before a show? And he goes, it's on my rider,
Speaker 2: every stadium, every venue, new pair of white socks, right,
Speaker 2: That's all I asked them. But it's got to be
Speaker 2: a brand new pair. So he says, literally about ten
Speaker 2: minutes beforehand, and take his shoes off, take his old
Speaker 2: socks off that he wore to get there, put the
Speaker 2: brand new pair of and he goes out there and
Speaker 2: he's in a fresh mood. Yes, yeah, you haven't seen
Speaker 2: Jerry live. He's always fresh. He's got the new those
Speaker 2: you know, those white ones he as well. What a
Speaker 2: great thing to have any rider, Just a brand new
Speaker 2: pair of white socks, perhatsy.
Speaker 1: What's it for you, small thing, big joint.
Speaker 7: I love to get a hair pin and get the
Speaker 7: curvy side of it, the rounded side of it, and
Speaker 7: get it in your ear and give it a good
Speaker 7: dem scratch.
Speaker 2: It's the best sort of thing a drunk nana does
Speaker 2: in Christmas. And they all go, my god, she's doing that.
Speaker 5: So much.
Speaker 8: So always carry a hairpin on me, and.
Speaker 2: It is an old bees wax on there, of course,
Speaker 2: it's all.
Speaker 1: You've got a honeycomb in there.
Speaker 8: It is so good.
Speaker 7: I have just such itchy ears with menopause, like really
Speaker 7: madly itchy, and it just gives you.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 2: But I've seen every just about every symptom of my wife.
Speaker 2: I've not seen this even made that up. No, I
Speaker 2: did not justified fiddling with you here in publica.
Speaker 7: So good and it doesn't like right in the canal,
Speaker 7: it's just in the outside.
Speaker 2: When else feeling a bit sick.
Speaker 6: It's great hitting and that is like eyes rolling in
Speaker 6: the back of it's such a.
Speaker 8: Good dog going when you get.
Speaker 1: Twitch under their belly. What a great way.
Speaker 2: To live your life as well, belly up to life.
Speaker 2: I say, those new socks and not that it is
Speaker 2: disgusting that waxy in round bag in there. Real what's
Speaker 2: it for you? Oh, we haven't got time.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: When you've been with someone a long time.
Speaker 2: The messages you get on your phone, you're so way
Speaker 2: beyond sexting each other. I've been talking about this out
Speaker 2: of the last week, how we're we're going to be
Speaker 2: selling our house that have been in for six and
Speaker 2: a half years. Might not sound like a long time,
Speaker 2: but we've only been at seven years, so it's been
Speaker 2: a safe favor for us and making a new life
Speaker 2: here and they we're doing it because we're downsize and
Speaker 2: the kids have all moved out now, so we're getting
Speaker 2: rid of a lot of stuff. And today I think
Speaker 2: it's about ten o'clock ruler stagents are coming around to
Speaker 2: have a look at the house, right, you come up
Speaker 2: with some ideas how it all look, stuff like that
Speaker 2: and sort of just sort of give an idea what
Speaker 2: the price we might and how it might be dressing
Speaker 2: all this. My wife obviously has been at fever pitch
Speaker 2: yesterday and was suddenly I realized there was a lot
Speaker 2: of questions about what time would I be coming home.
Speaker 2: And at first I feel she thought she wanted me
Speaker 2: there as a man of house. Now realize it's more
Speaker 2: about stay away.
Speaker 5: On making sure you're not there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ah, and this one, now, if you are coming back
Speaker 2: before ten, please go to the toilet at work. Is
Speaker 2: that your suddenly you know they know me going in this?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And I'm going to give that ten minutes.
Speaker 2: That is a lovely toilet in there, but not not.
Speaker 2: I've just dealt with that, so that might that might
Speaker 2: knock a couple of k off the house.
Speaker 6: Actually, if you do have to go work, can you
Speaker 6: please use the kiss toilets?
Speaker 2: All right? Small thing, big joy? Joy?
Speaker 1: What is a small thing, big joy for you?
Speaker 6: I've started doing as a little winter treat, putting my
Speaker 6: dry my clothes in the dryer as I shower in
Speaker 6: the morning.
Speaker 5: Then I come out of the shower.
Speaker 2: That is brilliant.
Speaker 5: Yes, warm underpants.
Speaker 1: Oh god, so Wallace and Drama.
Speaker 5: It is so nice.
Speaker 6: I start the day like Jerry Seinfeld in his new
Speaker 6: socksh my fresh warm undies, my fresh warm socks.
Speaker 5: To shirt's like a little warm hunt.
Speaker 2: I use the bathroom radiate, you know, the towel radiator.
Speaker 2: I put my socks and anddies on that nice so
Speaker 2: the nice and toasty. I like toasted nuts. Now I
Speaker 2: have some warmed up almonds and macademia nuts. And small thing,
Speaker 2: big joy, finding unexpected magnamized cream at the bottom of
Speaker 2: the freezer when you thought you'd run out of them.
Speaker 2: Richard Christian, small thing with big joy. I'm with Patsy.
Speaker 2: I'm a waxy girl as well. I'm a waxy girl
Speaker 2: in a waxy world. When you get the ears flushed out,
Speaker 2: it's so good. Christian. I'll be honest with you, or
Speaker 2: cosmic any thing, big orgasm.
Speaker 5: Tara.
Speaker 2: Fresh sheets on the bed always a great joy. Yes, However,
Speaker 2: yesterday I washed the sheets because obviously it's coming around.
Speaker 2: They don't be looking at a soil bed sleep. Who's
Speaker 2: there and he just sleeps here a poor woman. It's
Speaker 2: knocking thousands off the water. The pain though when you
Speaker 2: have to then make the bed ah, and.
Speaker 1: I suddenly realized it was before getting into bed.
Speaker 2: Now, well, another thing about being an adult. It's the
Speaker 2: pain in the back site. It's not just a conversation
Speaker 2: every day, what should we have for dinner tonight? It's
Speaker 2: how long it takes to get into the flipping bed. Yes,
Speaker 2: this is the Oh my god, it's minutes. When your
Speaker 2: kids used to just jump on the bed and someone
Speaker 2: else mum or dad would deal with it. It's a locking up,
Speaker 2: checking everything. It's my job to checking things locked up,
Speaker 2: everything's turned off. That's my job. Is like the warden
Speaker 2: at nighttime. Prisone water going around mother, gus, have you
Speaker 2: looked up? Have you really locked up? Can you go
Speaker 2: and do it again? Please?
Speaker 1: That's why because it looked like you were.
Speaker 5: In a rush around rattling the care.
Speaker 2: It takes.
Speaker 1: So you have to now back time and you go right.
Speaker 2: I want to be in bed by ten. I need
Speaker 2: to start the approach like a blank went down at
Speaker 2: nine thirty.
Speaker 1: It will take it takes.
Speaker 2: Half an hour to or the final chicks, get my
Speaker 2: victimins ready for the morning, get my clothes, run in
Speaker 2: my bag, ready for school.
Speaker 6: And by the time you even get to the bed,
Speaker 6: then you got to get through the pillow, the cushion.
Speaker 2: Force, remove the eighty seven pillows that do not need
Speaker 2: to be there from the pyramid of pillows. And then
Speaker 2: suddenly you're like, oh, hang on a minute, I've got
Speaker 2: a charge to my phone. It's running out of power.
Speaker 2: And then because you've been so busy for half an hour,
Speaker 2: I suddenly wiped away.
Speaker 5: Yes, I was on the damn couch.
Speaker 2: I was fast asleep.
Speaker 1: All right, Small Thing, Big Joy, send us yours.
Speaker 4: Christian Connel Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Small Thing, Big Joy, Christians, Small Thing, Big Joy. You
Speaker 2: stopped at the lights, listen to a great song on
Speaker 2: the person crossing is stepping to the beats of the song.
Speaker 5: Meredith, I love it.
Speaker 2: If they ever gave us a TV advert, they won't.
Speaker 2: Why would they. That's how I do it. I love
Speaker 2: that moment.
Speaker 1: Meredith. You're right, Cameron, Small Thing, Big Joy.
Speaker 2: When you buy a set of Lego and you get
Speaker 2: little extra pieces inside that you can use for emergencies.
Speaker 8: Oh, I didn't know they did that.
Speaker 1: The small thing that gives me big joy is paying
Speaker 1: Doom Eternal. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: Presume it's one of the so.
Speaker 1: Games.
Speaker 2: I'm guessing if it's something like playing it Doom Maternal.
Speaker 2: The Doom says to me it's zombies.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Whilst listened to my eighties Spotify playlist, I think there
Speaker 2: was probably a typo with that, probably an iHeart playlist.
Speaker 2: Maybe check where it is, and I just do accept
Speaker 2: your apology calm whilst dealing with a demon. Yeah, let
Speaker 2: me say, everyone's got their own rainbow in life exactly.
Speaker 2: You know, it's it's someone's lego and it's someone else
Speaker 2: trying to slaughter a demon while wake.
Speaker 1: Me up before you go go some more thing, big joy.
Speaker 2: When I go to my daughter's house and her dog
Speaker 2: does the happy feet dance, Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 2: When we had our German shepherd dog, Nisha, bless her,
Speaker 2: she would do a thing where she would put her
Speaker 2: towel in her mouth and chase it Whi's going out
Speaker 2: circle and then eventually get dizzy and falled over. Coming
Speaker 2: back to that every single day. That was a big, big, big, big,
Speaker 2: big joy. So we've we got some exciting news on
Speaker 2: the show. We are bringing someone new as to be
Speaker 2: part of our radio family and already great lineup with
Speaker 2: Pats Rio and myself. Alex Cullen is a brilliant journalist
Speaker 2: who is actually looking for a job. You might recognize
Speaker 2: the name. I did a couple of weeks ago and
Speaker 2: Alex Alex Culling. Google him before you get to the
Speaker 2: sea You're like, oh that guy, the guy that took
Speaker 2: the fifty thousand dollars that, Oh that's our guy. Now
Speaker 2: channel and I might go listen. We can't have that,
Speaker 2: but commercial breakfast radio we are very much up for Paola.
Speaker 2: Come on, don't worry, Alex, you found a home here.
Speaker 2: My friend so adis Cullin.
Speaker 1: You might remember me. He was brilliant with.
Speaker 2: Carl Stefanovitch on the Today Show did sports say he's
Speaker 2: been a journalist for twenty years. For a couple of years. Well,
Speaker 2: I've been thinking about who can we bring into the show,
Speaker 2: and I thought be great to have a sports supporter,
Speaker 2: really good sports supporter in the ukm OL radio show.
Speaker 2: There a hider guy who is a brilliant sports supporter,
Speaker 2: big sport, mega fan. It was also a great stand
Speaker 2: up comedian. So I've been really really thinking about over
Speaker 2: the last couple of years. And then with Jack's sudden
Speaker 2: news that he wanted to step away and retire at
Speaker 2: the age of thirty seven, and we always knew that
Speaker 2: was going to happen, that he'd actually peaked at just seven.
Speaker 1: Years into the job. He thought, I've taken this as.
Speaker 2: Far as I can. I've mastered the art for you know,
Speaker 2: chopin and avowed in those mugs, plugging away for years.
Speaker 2: It turns out he's only ten thousand hours, just three hours,
Speaker 2: and Jack was done. So anyway, with that, suddenly I
Speaker 2: was thinking to know about what can we do? Maybe
Speaker 2: this is the time to do what I thought about,
Speaker 2: And so Alex's name came up. I called him and
Speaker 2: I spoke to him for an hour, and when I
Speaker 2: got to find my wife said, who is that you've
Speaker 2: chatted to with so much chat to a friend, and
Speaker 2: it was Alex. We got on really well, and then
Speaker 2: he came over to He lives in Sydney at the moment,
Speaker 2: he's moving near to Melbourne for the job. He came
Speaker 2: over for a very very vigorous job interview with me,
Speaker 2: and that is a five hour lunch and that's when
Speaker 2: you're really put through your tests, you know, psychologically, physiologically, mentally.
Speaker 2: Now too, are untrained onlook because it might have looked
Speaker 2: like just a big, long lunch with flowing red whine. Ah,
Speaker 2: that's how it's Maybe that's how it looks to you,
Speaker 2: but that is a That is one of the toughest
Speaker 2: job interviews to anyone joined this team. Can you have
Speaker 2: a long lunch with me? And I actually think it's
Speaker 2: the first time I've ever offered somebody a job whilst
Speaker 2: being drunk. I remember the next morning going can you
Speaker 2: is it legally? Can you do it?
Speaker 9: Do that?
Speaker 2: Is it? Because even when I said to him, you've
Speaker 2: got the job, he went, oh right, wow. Reallys were
Speaker 2: saying goodbye like five o'clock when I've been there since midday. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Alex starts in a couple of weeks time. He's he's
Speaker 2: a lovely guy. He is a very funny guy. He's
Speaker 2: a loving dad as well. He's got too young he's
Speaker 2: got twins and he's got a young son as well.
Speaker 2: He's moving in a couple of weeks time. We are
Speaker 2: going to love welcome into the show. And I know
Speaker 2: everyone who's part of our show, our family as well,
Speaker 2: everyone who listens as well. You will get to love
Speaker 2: Alex Cunnen. He's joining perhapsy a Killer on news. We're
Speaker 2: gonna have a great news and sport team Alex Cunnen
Speaker 2: and Patrina Jones as well on News and sport.
Speaker 1: We're going to have a great time.
Speaker 2: So Alex starts in a couple of weeks time, please
Speaker 2: welcome him.
Speaker 1: Yes, Google, if.
Speaker 2: You're going Alex cunning that name even Rio said, my
Speaker 2: mum remembered his name. Hey, listen, you know when I
Speaker 2: called him out of the blue, I think he was hoping
Speaker 2: it was his old mate Carl Stephanovis saying you could
Speaker 2: come back, and I was like, I'm sorry, it's far worse.
Speaker 2: It's radio calling. Hey, don't be like that. You need
Speaker 2: a job right now. Radio's here for you, my friend.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show, Alex Cullhen.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show, Go on podcast, Christian Gray News.
Speaker 2: Alex Cullen is joining the show on Sports News. Make
Speaker 2: sure he speaks to mister Wolfe before we last week
Speaker 2: and have a smooth introduction. Yes, good idea, Thank you
Speaker 2: very much, Hannah. This time tomorrow morning on the show.
Speaker 2: It is the phone call the changes Somebody's life. It
Speaker 2: is the Royal Melbourne Hospital Home Lottery Grand Prize draw.
Speaker 2: So we'll be giving a name and a number and
Speaker 2: then we call one of you if you've got your ticket,
Speaker 2: and one amazing another beautiful home tomorrow. This is the
Speaker 2: first one I've done in the Peninsula since we've been
Speaker 2: doing this. Four and a half million dollar grand price home,
Speaker 2: a fully furnished Matt's home in Sorrento, five bedrooms, five bathrooms,
Speaker 2: RHEU and I it's been having a peak round on
Speaker 2: real estate. You also get one hundred thousand dollars worth
Speaker 2: of gold. They just chuck it in the pool.
Speaker 1: You get a pull.
Speaker 2: And if you've got a pull, you know what you need.
Speaker 2: You need a little house, you need any special poolhouse.
Speaker 1: For the has got a poolhouse.
Speaker 2: It is a street away from Sorrento Beach as well,
Speaker 2: which is stunning. Someone's going to win this tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2: It's going to be live at eight o'clock, so literally
Speaker 2: twenty four hours from now. I love the fact that
Speaker 2: the winner may be listening right now. And actually you've
Speaker 2: forgot that they got The ticket was certainly, not presuming
Speaker 2: that they're going to actually get the call tomorrow. This
Speaker 2: is live radio, and by that I mean sometimes you
Speaker 2: get these amazing stories, and because it's live, you also
Speaker 2: get what happened last time ramping up for day's phone
Speaker 2: call that changes something of and then it is live.
Speaker 1: You could barely hear this guy.
Speaker 2: Just you know, it's up these various own networks, whatever
Speaker 2: one you've got, they ain't great in this country, are they?
Speaker 1: You want that?
Speaker 2: Hello? Can you can you hear me? Now?
Speaker 5: Take us off speaker?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Take us?
Speaker 1: Can you hear me?
Speaker 2: You want can you can you? So there's a reason
Speaker 2: why we're not replaying it. It was live radio. It's live,
Speaker 2: and it'll be live tomorrow as well. But hopefully they
Speaker 2: can hear us and more bonny, we can hear them.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: It's all happening in twenty four hours from now. Coming
Speaker 2: up next to name game as in ten minutes past
Speaker 2: eight gold one oh four point three. It's a Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connell show.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 2: If you have a name that's a bit of a pain,
Speaker 2: you would have worked out wire by now. A one
Speaker 2: line demonstrator that you try and explain your name as
Speaker 2: in we take that clue and try and guess what
Speaker 2: your name is. It is time for the name game,
Speaker 2: as in do you have a name that's a pain?
Speaker 5: A name you always need to explain? Well, we've made
Speaker 5: that my name as in game.
Speaker 2: All right, let's rewinds last week's caller one. My name
Speaker 2: as in Shaver, Razor, foam.
Speaker 7: Blade, no Electric, Mac three, Mac five?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: What is your name? Broad caller two? What's your clue?
Speaker 1: As in Flower.
Speaker 2: Rose caller three?
Speaker 1: Good morning?
Speaker 2: As in the comic.
Speaker 5: Spider Man the Dark Knight.
Speaker 2: Nope, Oh, mysterio nope, Bino.
Speaker 8: Nope, foot rock flats nope.
Speaker 2: Oh so is it a new one?
Speaker 1: Is it a Marvel comic?
Speaker 9: That was it?
Speaker 2: That was it? I can tell Berton, and I'm not
Speaker 2: too familiar with what the kids are reading. Cartoon Bino
Speaker 2: is one thing from the nineteen fifties, a UK that
Speaker 2: went over it like a dog whistle.
Speaker 1: No one listen got that?
Speaker 2: Well the hell has he just said?
Speaker 1: What even are those words? All right?
Speaker 2: Okay, let's play thirteen fifty five twenty two. Let's get
Speaker 2: our first content on Caller one. Welcome to the show, hello, Hello,
Speaker 2: caller one. Okay, what's your clue for the name.
Speaker 4: Game, Well, it's first name as in.
Speaker 2: Christmas mistletoe, Noel, tree, Eve, presence, No Nicholas, no as
Speaker 2: in Christmas, Donna, Blitzen, schnorms, Kritsen.
Speaker 7: You another one as in Brady.
Speaker 1: Bunch, No Brady, and and it's related to Christmas, related
Speaker 1: to Christmas.
Speaker 2: Uh, we're out of time. What is your name? Carol? Oh?
Speaker 2: We should have got that, Yes, we should have got that.
Speaker 2: Shame on us, Carol. Thank you very much for giving
Speaker 2: us a call. We'll send your price you by. Have
Speaker 2: a nice day, call it too, welcome.
Speaker 7: Good morning morning. So my name.
Speaker 1: Breaking it down into two parts, thank you.
Speaker 4: First part as in.
Speaker 2: Roast turkey, beef, gravy, spuds, Yorkshire puddings, parsons, Brussels sprouts,
Speaker 2: hot chestnuts, fire, no something, roast sunday roast no.
Speaker 4: Uh, second part already Yeah, it's the second part.
Speaker 2: Yeah, second part.
Speaker 1: Now's a good time, Jack and Jill ouh hel hell
Speaker 1: broken crown hell hell?
Speaker 2: Hell?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: First part as in roast.
Speaker 1: Roast hill no, hell, roast.
Speaker 2: What I'm missing? Well, now you're confused. It's your name.
Speaker 2: Huh isn't listening to all this otherwise, He's said his
Speaker 2: agent is sure.
Speaker 1: No, I won't turn me back. It is just this
Speaker 1: or I'm on the streets.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, Now I think I get the feeling
Speaker 2: of producing.
Speaker 1: Kaitlyn put that one through. Do you put her through?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 7: I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got your It's got jet lag written all
Speaker 2: over it. Now can you explain it to me?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: So she's saying a word like a roast, So a
Speaker 3: type of roast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like but hill, but hell roast roast hill.
Speaker 3: No, so it's something hill And the clue for the
Speaker 3: first something is spit.
Speaker 8: Oh I gave it to you.
Speaker 5: Oh he just said it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, it doesn't matter. Actually, I'm losing interest
Speaker 2: in my own radio show right now. I'm telling to
Speaker 2: you're almost making me walk home right now. Okay, do
Speaker 2: we do a part two? Jet that Canine has killed it?
Speaker 2: If you come back next week? No, next week, next week?
Speaker 2: No control ord tole.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Remind me in five minutes time when we start to
Speaker 2: sell up the time waster properly to read out the
Speaker 2: email from Port Philip prison legitimately about the time waster
Speaker 2: from the prison, from the prison inside the prism. Uh, Patsy,
Speaker 2: what's been going on with you?
Speaker 7: Is there any other appliance do you reckon in your
Speaker 7: house that causes more angst than the roomba vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 8: She is always she's either saying she's fulled.
Speaker 2: You're having a breakdown right now. I just don't wanted
Speaker 2: to go and find you someone at the radio station
Speaker 2: and recharge you.
Speaker 5: Please.
Speaker 2: It is if you can hear me now, Hello.
Speaker 8: It's my favorite thing in the house.
Speaker 7: But it is just so so needy, But I.
Speaker 1: Just get messages from it.
Speaker 7: I'm trapped, Come and get my guessing it you won't.
Speaker 2: Clean me properly and wings in the voice that yes
Speaker 2: my wife even taking out anywhere.
Speaker 8: Ages and the bit snake constantly replacing.
Speaker 2: Talk about Sarah. She's not getting any younger.
Speaker 7: But like a side brushes have been missing for a
Speaker 7: few months now. I just haven't got around anyway.
Speaker 8: She is missing.
Speaker 7: She's I know she's in the house, but you mean
Speaker 7: I don't know where where she's gone.
Speaker 8: She's like round objects, she's under something.
Speaker 5: But there is so much How is your job with it?
Speaker 1: Our cat Larry hates it hates it, yeah, hates it.
Speaker 2: Right, But it's a it's a big fat cat. So
Speaker 2: the fat cat in our house is it runs the house,
Speaker 2: and I'm not He's in charge of us, the dog
Speaker 2: and the rumba, so much so that Larry will deliberately
Speaker 2: lie in front of its moving along and that rumber goes,
Speaker 2: I ain't picking a fight, will then just go around him,
Speaker 2: Like even though I have AI technology, I will not
Speaker 2: be dealing with a large fat object. Is it a donkey?
Speaker 2: Is it one of humans? I don't know, but I'm
Speaker 2: not picking a fight with that menacing thing staring at
Speaker 2: me right now. Once Larry was on it while it
Speaker 2: was moving, oh well, he's just gone to sleep on
Speaker 2: it because like it's a round thing, and I guess
Speaker 2: it was warm as it was charging on and then
Speaker 2: got the hell of his his life. It was new
Speaker 2: and it just started moving with him.
Speaker 5: As well.
Speaker 2: So you've lost it.
Speaker 8: She's missing.
Speaker 7: She's under a bed somewhere or under a cabinet somewhere,
Speaker 7: and I couldn't be bothered yesterday find it. But I
Speaker 7: know she's somewhere and I have I have hit the
Speaker 7: locator button on the app, but I can't.
Speaker 8: I can hear it, but I can't be bothered looking.
Speaker 2: But then the batch it will start to run down,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 8: And now she's flat.
Speaker 7: So I said to Audrey when she got home from
Speaker 7: school yesterday, I said, listen, do you want to earn
Speaker 7: a quick five bucks?
Speaker 8: She goes yeah. I said, if you can find we
Speaker 8: call a roda. If you can find Roda.
Speaker 2: Is called mccleany after one of my favorite TV show
Speaker 2: Great And.
Speaker 7: I said, if you can find it by five pm
Speaker 7: Friday when you get off the school bus.
Speaker 2: If it's there are sets of urgency in the house, then.
Speaker 1: You've got a man killed house a couple of days.
Speaker 2: Everywhere all over the floor there is it's like to
Speaker 2: get round of that Friday or five real reward during
Speaker 2: Western times about midnight. Batses right down by by the
Speaker 2: end of the month or at the end of the year.
Speaker 1: If you can find.
Speaker 8: Why can be bothered with it yesterday?
Speaker 2: We can tell today by five, but they need to do.
Speaker 7: Like a range of fluorescent color colored ones that are
Speaker 7: easy to spin.
Speaker 2: It goes the robot.
Speaker 5: You can't fly no, I.
Speaker 2: Could say it anyway, Well, hopefully by the end of
Speaker 2: wit you found it.
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Speaker 2: The Time Wastter again today for the best in show
Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty dollars if you do get whatever
Speaker 2: you want on cogan dot com Time Waster. An email
Speaker 2: came in yesterday from Sam Peace. Can you give us
Speaker 2: a shout out all the workers the boys in Green Now?
Speaker 2: Sam works as a prison guard at Port Philip Prison
Speaker 2: now Port Philip Prism Big prison. But it's perhaps you'll
Speaker 2: know more about this meeting. Isn't it closing down soon?
Speaker 1: Oh? Is it part of an end of financieer thing?
Speaker 1: Or I think let's go go go.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know where the thousand inmates that are
Speaker 2: in a maximum security are we meant to house them
Speaker 2: to wander around the Bellerine Peninsula. Katine, what do you know?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Is it closing down?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: So it closes at the end of this year.
Speaker 1: What happens over Christmas?
Speaker 2: Where did they go?
Speaker 1: The people that are insight They're.
Speaker 3: Moving to a new correctional facility in Lara.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, So it's been busy with a renot somewhere
Speaker 2: brings part of the new block. Sam cams prison block.
Speaker 2: That'd been great. They've watched that season. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's out there prison.
Speaker 5: Block my cueue.
Speaker 2: Anyway, our friend Sam who works there, please give a
Speaker 2: shout out all the workers who are right now enduring
Speaker 2: all the uncertainty of the forthcoming closure. We all listen
Speaker 2: to the show when we drive into work with listen show,
Speaker 2: and we have it on at work as well. Please
Speaker 2: spur us on, could you this week do a segment
Speaker 2: or even the time wastter prison now it's come from
Speaker 2: our friends.
Speaker 5: Yep, yeah, okay, they do good work.
Speaker 1: They do good work, the important work.
Speaker 2: Yes, So what say tomorrow prison movies songs? Let's do it?
Speaker 2: Can we do this prison?
Speaker 1: Is it right?
Speaker 5: We'll find out? Do we do it?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: All right? So today we're looking for your dairy songs.
Speaker 2: Today's Nash Dairy Day. Did we know Victoria is Australia's
Speaker 2: dairy land produces over fifty percent of Australia's cheese.
Speaker 5: You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Wow, we are the cheese states.
Speaker 2: All right. So we're looking for dairy songs Cheddarby Home
Speaker 2: Soon Good Silver Plus GOODA Vibrations gold IRP.
Speaker 1: You know who loves her cheese? Alanis Morrissette that's yeah,
Speaker 1: you oaked to know.
Speaker 2: Silver.
Speaker 1: Sir mix a lot loves the cheese platter always. That's right.
Speaker 1: He's always singing, baby got milk.
Speaker 6: Oh, that's a bit naudious, because.
Speaker 2: Not really milk cheese.
Speaker 1: You asked me to get dairy.
Speaker 5: I did, I did. Sorry, I let you do the
Speaker 5: cume part.
Speaker 2: Maybe she'd called him, sir Channelot depeche Mode, love the cheese,
Speaker 2: personal cheeses, very good, gold real, what have you got
Speaker 2: dairy songs?
Speaker 5: Sweet creams are made of these very good silver?
Speaker 6: Whoa black Bessie man balamb black Bessie.
Speaker 5: Bessie is the name of a cow.
Speaker 1: It could be.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no, don't keep looking around
Speaker 2: the impact. I'm not going to no no no, that's
Speaker 2: actually ungraded.
Speaker 5: You're good a friend in me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you got a bronze out of me and
Speaker 1: the curd.
Speaker 7: Curt is the word, oh yeah, courk good good is
Speaker 7: the word thank you?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 5: These were good?
Speaker 1: Okay, good chat all right?
Speaker 2: Text text yours in you'll be inside that prison of
Speaker 2: crimes against Russia.
Speaker 1: Text yours in dairy songs.
Speaker 2: Oh four seventy five O three one O four three
Speaker 2: do you know sometimes how we hit a vein with this.
Speaker 1: It's very rare, but it isn't funny.
Speaker 2: It was it pie so and then I it're now concerned.
Speaker 4: Songs, Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that one of my team has severe
Speaker 2: jet lag. Other than some very bad calls that got
Speaker 2: put through half an hour ago, the jet lag has
Speaker 2: now got really bad. I've got a list of thirty words.
Speaker 1: Here to do with jail. When am I?
Speaker 2: What am I going to do with this tomorrow? What
Speaker 2: are some of them? Detainee, banged up, visitation room, the slammer,
Speaker 2: the big house. It's like explaining prison to kids. Hey, kids, Wow,
Speaker 2: When I say prison, what it really mean is felon
Speaker 2: doing time remands, yard watch tower, lifer, the kink. Well,
Speaker 2: that is going to be a fun old chat tomorrow
Speaker 2: on the time waste. I'm now seriously starting to doubt
Speaker 2: prison movies, jet lag. Take the show off tomorrow, Start
Speaker 2: to get over that jet lag. Okay, take some more
Speaker 2: melotonin today, he's time wasting.
Speaker 1: It's a bad one. Lets you and I agree.
Speaker 2: We never return to the topic of Dairyes, deal for
Speaker 2: the last time. We're gonna miss it. When is God, No,
Speaker 2: we won't, all right, eyes Daniel, and someone's waiting two
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Speaker 2: Always take the heifer with you. Oh Gold, I'm like
Speaker 2: a curd. Silver cheese. Forgive me gold. Sorry your hurt
Speaker 2: Silver plus only the Provoloni. Oh gold, that's freezing, pansie silver,
Speaker 2: We melt the city. Countermeke gravy gold, you're so blue
Speaker 2: vein silver. Enter Parmesan, Oh God, don't stop bre leaving silver.
Speaker 1: Gee are the champions?
Speaker 5: Geek very deep cut gold plus.
Speaker 2: Twinkle Twinkle, little Western star. Who is the winner today?
Speaker 3: Enter?
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry I've just ridden. Enter
Speaker 5: I don't know, Oh dear
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