WEBVTT - #22: DIY Coffee Scrub with Nat Penfold

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird ship.

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<v Speaker 2>It should in young people inhaling the gas from cooking

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<v Speaker 2>canisters known as names to get high.

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<v Speaker 3>Some feelings make more sense than others.

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<v Speaker 1>Done everything for you.

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<v Speaker 3>My career on Hold could have been anything if I

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<v Speaker 3>had the talent.

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<v Speaker 1>Bless yourself for observations. You didn't ask for his leadership.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had.

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<v Speaker 4>You.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, good, Just still a black couple of ritchies, one

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<v Speaker 3>of us be Mi and the other Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 1>Just to make things easier, your Mitch, I only call

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<v Speaker 1>you Mitchell when you're being annoying.

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<v Speaker 3>You always call me Mitchell. Oh no, he is Mitch,

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<v Speaker 3>Julie and Mitchell kou Well, well, well here we are

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<v Speaker 3>one man down, though we are poor Jana Comedia I

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<v Speaker 3>got a.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't make jokes. She love her grandmother, so that's very

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<v Speaker 5>sad for her. She's not here this week. But fortunately

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<v Speaker 5>we'd already lined up a guest host to be on

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<v Speaker 5>the show this week. So the third wheel has just

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<v Speaker 5>been replaced with another wheel, and this particular guess one

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<v Speaker 5>of your types, Mitch and radio presenter. Yes, she's on

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<v Speaker 5>error to the age ninety six one for the drive

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<v Speaker 5>home and kiss.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name is nat Penfald.

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<v Speaker 6>She's here, Hello, very excited to be here.

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<v Speaker 4>And yes, poor Jenna, I made a couple of inappropriate

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<v Speaker 4>jokes without this morning, not knowing what had gone down.

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<v Speaker 6>I might have to apologize.

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<v Speaker 3>He said, she was in the bathroom, right.

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<v Speaker 4>I was in the bathroom with her and just being

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<v Speaker 4>inappropriate as I am. I walked in and said, Jenna's

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<v Speaker 4>doing a ship and then and then she's like, now

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not. And then after she came out of the cubicle,

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<v Speaker 4>I went in, of course, as you do, and went

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<v Speaker 4>and checked to make sure you do well.

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<v Speaker 6>I was just like, oh, but you did. And she's like,

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<v Speaker 6>there's napping in there, and I was like, she's covering

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<v Speaker 6>up and.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there were no skitties, but she just used the brushses.

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<v Speaker 3>We're thinking of Jenna.

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<v Speaker 1>We love it a bit, And little did you know

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<v Speaker 1>she was grieving.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's in the.

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<v Speaker 6>Toilet crying and I'm choking for skitty.

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<v Speaker 3>She's had a big one and it made a tear

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<v Speaker 3>up and she's like, no, I'm mourning. Oh, Jenn, I

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<v Speaker 3>feel awful. But yeah, you're also a fellow shiron.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure never heard that one before.

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<v Speaker 3>From the Yes, we we kind of knew each other

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<v Speaker 3>before we started working here.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I think your sister was in the year below

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<v Speaker 6>me at school.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she was a right bitch too, didn't you believe

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<v Speaker 3>what did you believe her?

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<v Speaker 6>Look, I probably believed. I'm not proud of these moments.

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<v Speaker 6>But yes, we're both from the shy, the same school.

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<v Speaker 6>I forget that, but you're I don't like it. I

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<v Speaker 6>was trying to avoid this part.

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<v Speaker 3>You're quite a bit younger than It's fine, No one

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<v Speaker 3>knows we look the same.

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<v Speaker 6>I've had some injections, but that is probably that's what

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<v Speaker 6>I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>I walked on Instagram. People can go check out what

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<v Speaker 1>your face looks like. Look, I don't think i've gone

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<v Speaker 1>penfold at that penfold.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, of course, I don't think I've gone too far

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<v Speaker 6>with the injection.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got a good amount.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm trying to keep myself youthful.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you do look it. But you do have worked

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<v Speaker 3>together for years, right, You worked at the Edge on

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<v Speaker 3>making the name of the breakfast show.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I've actually brought a little grab with me because

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<v Speaker 5>back in the day when we worked at the Edge,

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<v Speaker 5>Natton and I did a little experiment because we realized

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<v Speaker 5>that we both kind of had gender neutral voices. So

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<v Speaker 5>I often get confused for a woman, particularly on the phone,

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<v Speaker 5>and saying with Nat, she gets confused with it for

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<v Speaker 5>a guy over the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>You sound like a masculine woman, and you sound like

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<v Speaker 3>a gay man.

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<v Speaker 6>Exactly right.

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<v Speaker 4>Like if he looked at us and switched our voices,

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<v Speaker 4>it'd make way more sense to here.

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<v Speaker 6>I am just yeah, the bush pig.

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<v Speaker 3>I was in a car with a friend listening to kids.

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<v Speaker 3>I always listened to it, and someone's like, who's this guy?

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like what, They're like, that's a gay man.

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<v Speaker 6>Wait, who was it you?

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<v Speaker 3>It was you, Nat? I thought it was just a

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<v Speaker 3>gay man. Really deep, No.

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<v Speaker 6>I know this happens.

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<v Speaker 4>And when I was younger, I used to try and

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<v Speaker 4>make my voice more feminine, and I used to be

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<v Speaker 4>like hello when I'd.

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<v Speaker 6>Answer calls from boys and stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>But then now I've just worked out that having a whiny,

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<v Speaker 4>high pitched voice as a girl is probably more annoying,

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<v Speaker 4>so I'm rolling with it.

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<v Speaker 5>But anyway, back in the day, we did these brank

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<v Speaker 5>calls as an experiment. We both called I think it

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<v Speaker 5>was Maya, one of the department stores and just asked

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<v Speaker 5>to be put through to the clothing department to see

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<v Speaker 5>where they put it.

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<v Speaker 4>They then which clothing department we need?

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<v Speaker 1>We both did one. Here's how mine went.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh hi, I came shopping the other day and I

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<v Speaker 5>just had a question about the particular item of clothing

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<v Speaker 5>that I purchased. Can you put me through to the

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<v Speaker 5>clothing department please?

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<v Speaker 1>Any particular brand? Ralph Lauren?

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<v Speaker 4>Sure this is for women, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you make sure connecting you out, that's right, telling.

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<v Speaker 3>That's goal.

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<v Speaker 5>I wasn't surprised though, like it happens all the time,

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<v Speaker 5>and even after I've corrected telemarketers and stuff on the

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<v Speaker 5>phone or if I'm calling up about my shit Internet,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, I'm not, mam. Can you stop calling me mam?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm very sorry, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, I'm not, man. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how to get that through your head.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been through McDonald's drive through before, and you know

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<v Speaker 4>how there's a speaker box so they can't see you.

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<v Speaker 4>That'll that'll happen soon, they'll put cameras on those things.

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<v Speaker 4>But at the moment I'll order and then is that also.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like, you're going to get a.

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<v Speaker 4>Our nuts went Hi boughts something the other day and

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<v Speaker 4>it doesn't fit me. Could you put me through to

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<v Speaker 4>the clothing department, please?

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<v Speaker 6>Clothing?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you one moment.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, mine's in particular. If I like, if I don't

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<v Speaker 6>talk like I'm excited, it's when it.

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<v Speaker 5>Gets like if you're hungover all you'd.

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<v Speaker 3>Be fucking thought hung over his game over For me,

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<v Speaker 3>it'd sound awful. Let's start coming up on the show,

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<v Speaker 3>Coombs is making his famous d I Y coffee scrub.

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<v Speaker 5>I wouldn't call it famous yet, but it's been requested

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<v Speaker 5>by listeners. Though it's basically bye roll.

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<v Speaker 3>People really seem interested about this.

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<v Speaker 6>Nat.

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<v Speaker 3>My boyfriend Hayden said to me, all I want is

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch's coffee scrub recipe, and I'm like, why and how

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<v Speaker 3>do you know about?

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<v Speaker 1>Before the lockdown? People have got time in their hands now, so.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that he wants to spend his free time

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<v Speaker 4>making his skin an extra smooth as well.

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<v Speaker 6>I know what I want, healthy scratch.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to smell like a Macona extrastan.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm embarrassingly easy people. I'll tell it to you later on.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Okay, that's exciting. Plus, Nat, I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>if you know how the show works, obviously you're an

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<v Speaker 3>avid listener. But we kick off the show each week

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<v Speaker 3>with it. Is it just me? It's the core of

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<v Speaker 3>the show. It's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go first this week because I just have

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<v Speaker 3>to get mine off my chest. What's yours about? I

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<v Speaker 3>want to give us a little taste.

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<v Speaker 5>I would say it's it's the moment that I realized

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<v Speaker 5>just how much of a worse I really am, and.

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<v Speaker 3>That you've got one too.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, mine's food related with Oh is no surprise to

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<v Speaker 4>anyone that would know me.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm very passionate about my food. So something that angers

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<v Speaker 6>me about food.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll fit right out.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's start. I'm gonna kick us off.

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<v Speaker 6>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you not want to believe that Ellen DeGeneres is

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<v Speaker 3>an awful person?

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<v Speaker 6>I know?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you heard about this?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you mitched?

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<v Speaker 1>I saw this the other day.

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't read into it yet, though, if it's all

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<v Speaker 5>the tweets former staff members, yeah, she's a massive pain.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's like it's a couple of weeks old, but

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<v Speaker 3>the thread is still being added to this. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>to this day, there is over one hundred thousand likes

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<v Speaker 3>on it. So the thread was started by a Twitter

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<v Speaker 3>user named Kevin T. Porter and he has worked for

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<v Speaker 3>Ellen for years, not anymore. He said, right now, we

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<v Speaker 3>all need a little kindness, you know, like Ellen Degeneress

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<v Speaker 3>always talks about. She's also notoriously one of the meanest

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<v Speaker 3>people alive. Started the thread and said, if you know

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<v Speaker 3>any insane stories that are true, comment down below and

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<v Speaker 3>I'll donate two dollars to the LA Food Bank for

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<v Speaker 3>every crazy story. Oh my god, Like they get nuts right,

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<v Speaker 3>So they start off kind of like Lukewarm, someone says

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<v Speaker 3>a friend of mine with a PA for her. On

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<v Speaker 3>the show, when Russell Brand came into the employee break

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<v Speaker 3>area to chat with the crew and hang out, Ellen

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<v Speaker 3>came bursting in got furious at him, saying he didn't

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<v Speaker 3>have to interact with the scum. That's why guests have

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<v Speaker 3>their own backstage area. Wow, I mean, and she was

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<v Speaker 3>embarrassing herself in front of another celebrity.

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<v Speaker 6>I saw this.

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<v Speaker 4>Thread, and the one that was the worst for me

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<v Speaker 4>was did you hear about the one with the chick

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<v Speaker 4>that worked at the restaurant with a nail polish?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, like, it's just so stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>Ellen and Porsche. I love Porsche. Porsche just seems like

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<v Speaker 3>a slave, doesn't she like on a leash? Porsche?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Porsche de ROSSI Oh, yeah, that's she's got an

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<v Speaker 1>Aussie wife. I forgot about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but she's got she's got media.

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<v Speaker 1>I've done this. How we did celebs who don't use

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<v Speaker 1>their real name?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Where the hell is it? Amanda Rogers?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh god, how boring.

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<v Speaker 3>This is one you were talking about. I worked at

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<v Speaker 3>a restaurant in La served her and Porsche at brunch.

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<v Speaker 3>She wrote a letter, handwritten to the owner complained about

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<v Speaker 3>my chipped nail polish wasn't even on her plate, just

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<v Speaker 3>on her hands. She worked all night till closing the

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<v Speaker 3>night before, almost got her fired. Imagine writing a letter

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<v Speaker 3>to someone about their nail polish.

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<v Speaker 1>A letter haven, and she went to all.

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<v Speaker 4>That effort to handwrite a letter. Is it the eighteen hundreds?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a fan of it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a fan of a complaint email lea, Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of it.

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<v Speaker 3>An old friend worked with they were a lot, and

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<v Speaker 3>smiled and said good afternoon to her. One day. After

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<v Speaker 3>working for two years, Ellen became unhinged. Who do you

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<v Speaker 3>think you are? You don't look at me, YadA, YadA, YadA.

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<v Speaker 3>She said poor. She was there and seemed embarrassed and

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<v Speaker 3>tried to pull her away. I'm not poor, Amanda Rogers.

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<v Speaker 3>Ellen stopped darling.

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<v Speaker 4>Please don't No, she's the girlfriend at the party that

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<v Speaker 4>you know that it's getting embarrassed by their partner being

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<v Speaker 4>too drunk.

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<v Speaker 6>But I feel like, oh, please, like, don't do anything tonight.

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<v Speaker 6>That's Ellen. But anytime she goes in public.

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<v Speaker 3>Now there's so many more. Go and read the thread.

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<v Speaker 3>There's one about her firing and autistic worker because he

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<v Speaker 3>smiled because that was just a sort of like a

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<v Speaker 3>twitch that he had, and she fired him the day

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<v Speaker 3>after he did it. She said, don't smile at me,

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<v Speaker 3>and he did it again but he couldn't help it.

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<v Speaker 3>She fired him the day after he started. See.

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<v Speaker 5>I love to jump to Ellen's defense and be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>it's been in Bella. She's taken out of context, but

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<v Speaker 5>I can't think of her context.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine.

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<v Speaker 4>If this many people have joined the threat as well,

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<v Speaker 4>because you could argue people just hate successful people and

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<v Speaker 4>then jazz.

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<v Speaker 6>But if there's been this many tweets, it's just you have.

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<v Speaker 3>To believe where there's smoke, there's fire, there has to

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<v Speaker 3>be some truth to it.

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<v Speaker 5>We all work behind the scenes in media, right. There

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<v Speaker 5>is kind of a general understanding when you're in like

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<v Speaker 5>a producing type role that you just you just keep

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<v Speaker 5>the talent happy. You just give them what they want,

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<v Speaker 5>not in like a cruel way, but you just kind

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<v Speaker 5>of that's you understand, that's part of the job. It

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<v Speaker 5>was funny when I was doing one of my Studio

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<v Speaker 5>ten segments. When I was filming, I mentioned, oh god,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm really thirsty. You feel like my mouth is dry.

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<v Speaker 5>The producer I was working with, without missing a beat,

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<v Speaker 5>just like walked off and went to get a bottle

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<v Speaker 5>of water for me, and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I can get

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<v Speaker 1>my own water, Like I'm fucking no. It was I

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<v Speaker 1>just feel like people are kind of trained to do that,

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<v Speaker 1>but when the demands get that bad, it's like, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Mean, I missed that memo because if I produce a

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<v Speaker 4>breakfast show, if either of those hosts were like, oh God, I'm.

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<v Speaker 6>So thirsty, I'd be like, I'm not running in the

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<v Speaker 6>kitchen for water.

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<v Speaker 1>Mike, you never had a very down to it, though

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<v Speaker 1>I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's what I want to know. We all work

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<v Speaker 3>in the entertainment industry. We've all had our fair share

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<v Speaker 3>of interaction with celebs. Have you met any that have

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<v Speaker 3>just been real bastards or fuck faces? Like I can't

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<v Speaker 3>I think of one. But it was a really bad scenario.

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<v Speaker 3>Like it was. It was at a movie premiere and

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<v Speaker 3>I met Hamish Blake and it was a very rush interaction.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, maybe eleven, and I was so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>To know, Oh, but you did say something to him.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard this through that's a little bit creepy, so

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<v Speaker 1>I can understand why he might have been a bit sandyst.

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<v Speaker 6>Were you eleven?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? I was probably eleven or twelve. Yeah, no, And

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<v Speaker 3>I was like Hamish Hi, He's like hi, And I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, I've got a dog and I named

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<v Speaker 3>it Hamish after you. He said we'll get a cat

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<v Speaker 3>and David andy and walked off. It was funny.

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<v Speaker 6>That wasn't rude from you. You're eleven.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not like you meant anything by it, and you're

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<v Speaker 4>not calling him a dog, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>About way I am, But that was all I've got.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, recently Kevin Hart came here. Yeah, I'm a

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<v Speaker 4>huge fan of Kevin Hart. Was really annoyed by the

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<v Speaker 4>fact that I wasn't here for it. So I was

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<v Speaker 4>later told You're lucky you weren't here, because apparently he

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<v Speaker 4>was just a fucking prick. Kept his Sonnies on the

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<v Speaker 4>whole interview, and I was texting on his phone.

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<v Speaker 6>While they'll asking him questions.

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<v Speaker 3>You are kidding, so I was.

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<v Speaker 4>They said, never meet your heroes because you'll always be disappointed.

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<v Speaker 4>So I was like, I'm glad I didn't because I

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<v Speaker 4>find him so funny. I wouldn't be able to look

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<v Speaker 4>at him the same if I knew he was a

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<v Speaker 4>dickheads ocky.

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<v Speaker 3>We weren't here with a gay bash, just bas.

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<v Speaker 1>I was here. I remember they were like, oh, can

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<v Speaker 1>you crop him on his phone out of the interview video?

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<v Speaker 6>So he was here as well.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, when he was on with Kyle and Jackie, Oh

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<v Speaker 5>thank god he was doing the interview with Tiffany head

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<v Speaker 5>Dish because she it was so funny.

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<v Speaker 6>That's the same that happened with us.

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<v Speaker 4>So obviously he's all energetic and all that stuff, and

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<v Speaker 4>then when it comes to real life, He's just.

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<v Speaker 3>She's new money like she wasn't she was living in

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<v Speaker 3>a calf years so she still works. She's gracious.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, what about you, Mitch Well.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like in our scenario, a lot of CELEBSI

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<v Speaker 5>just hate doing press. It's just an obligation they have

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<v Speaker 5>to do to make a bit of extra money. A

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<v Speaker 5>lot of them don't like doing interviews, so you do

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<v Speaker 5>catch them in a foul mood, which is why I don't.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't blame Lily Allen for not being on her

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<v Speaker 5>game the day that I met her, but I was

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<v Speaker 5>very excited.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm going to get a photo with

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<v Speaker 1>Lily Allen.

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<v Speaker 5>But she was just a bit apparently she was feeling

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<v Speaker 5>a bit anxious and tired. So I was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 5>not gonna I'm not gonna get up in her face.

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<v Speaker 3>That yeah, she was.

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<v Speaker 1>She was having an off day. Put it that way.

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<v Speaker 5>And a lot of the times, because they don't like interviews,

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<v Speaker 5>you often can catch them on an off day.

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<v Speaker 6>Have I missed the part where anyone cares about Lily Allen?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm currently sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm kidding of one song. It's that it's not fair song,

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<v Speaker 4>And does anyone care about it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you a new album is really good. I went

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<v Speaker 5>and saw her live and your boyfriend was there.

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<v Speaker 6>Mitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I'm reading a book as well.

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<v Speaker 6>When was Lily Allen ever a thing? Has she even

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<v Speaker 6>had a song that charlted?

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<v Speaker 1>She was here last year? You shut your eye.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not surprised I didn't hear about this appearance.

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<v Speaker 1>And we go back to the edge. Mate, you wouldn't know,

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I got my vent out, my ellen vent. Who's

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<v Speaker 3>who's going to go next night? You want to?

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<v Speaker 6>I'll go next? Is it just man? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, we've got a soundffect for that dune.

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<v Speaker 6>Sorry, I'm sorry. I played it and shows had to

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<v Speaker 6>keep going.

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<v Speaker 3>You let me press my button. Okay, here we go.

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<v Speaker 6>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 4>McDonald's cheers go cold if you don't eat them in

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<v Speaker 4>thirty seconds, you have to, and therefore you have to

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<v Speaker 4>eat the chips in the car. So McDonald's to me

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<v Speaker 4>is car food. You can't get it delivered through a

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<v Speaker 4>delivery service, and you can't buy it, drive it home

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<v Speaker 4>and eat it because by the time you get there,

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<v Speaker 4>there's something in it that makes it cold and shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're like just die after a year, but maccus

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<v Speaker 3>dies after.

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<v Speaker 4>So if I get McDonald's, I will say to my

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<v Speaker 4>partner and he'll be like, just like wait till we

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<v Speaker 4>get home. Will eat it and said, no, it's done,

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<v Speaker 4>Then I don't want it. Then I'm eating it now

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<v Speaker 4>in the car while I'm driving.

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<v Speaker 6>If I have to, all that's illegal doing well.

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<v Speaker 4>I think the law is if if it affects the

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<v Speaker 4>ability of your driving.

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<v Speaker 3>I've had a Shercuteri Ballbill driving not a job. I

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<v Speaker 3>had Quinn's pace.

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<v Speaker 6>Joking.

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<v Speaker 4>Everyone understands and like, oh, yes, it's just crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>I kind of disagree though, because when I worked at maccas,

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<v Speaker 5>there was this woman that would always come in and

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<v Speaker 5>be like, can I have my fries hot and fresh?

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<v Speaker 5>So whenever I saw her walking in the building, I'd

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<v Speaker 5>be like, oh, she's coming quick, putting your batch down.

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<v Speaker 5>But I never understood that because I'm kind of a fan.

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<v Speaker 5>When they're skimming a bit sog.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I have to agree with you.

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<v Speaker 1>When they're hot, you like so I like this.

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<v Speaker 3>I like the chips that bend over, you know, the

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<v Speaker 3>ones that flop.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there's a slippery slope between chips that bend over

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<v Speaker 4>and are enjoyable and you bite them and they become

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<v Speaker 4>like chalky.

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<v Speaker 1>Chalky, chalky, that's a good word for chips.

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<v Speaker 4>I also worked at McDonald's, and I know for fact

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<v Speaker 4>that sometimes they just drop the same chips back in

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<v Speaker 4>the fryer refry back in that day they did, they

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<v Speaker 4>refried if you don't have a customer come through for

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<v Speaker 4>a while. So you're best going during peak time because

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<v Speaker 4>they're constantly making stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>Otherwise there's literally someone on chip duty during the peak times,

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<v Speaker 5>but during off peak times it's usually just the person

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<v Speaker 5>that's getting the food, or maybe one of the drink

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<v Speaker 5>runners or whatever will have to do chips as well.

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<v Speaker 5>But so when you've got a designation at a chip

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<v Speaker 5>person making sure there's a fresh batches, that's when you're

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<v Speaker 5>gonna get to.

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<v Speaker 4>The secret is to say no salt, so they give

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<v Speaker 4>they have to make you fresh chips.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, but you have to add your soul because you can't.

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<v Speaker 4>Have them, and they give me the chips. Oh, so sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>can I get a little salt? Seash di y that

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<v Speaker 4>this avoids the whole stale chips.

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<v Speaker 3>I realized because I finished work at midnight, so I

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<v Speaker 3>often get the soggy chips, but I'm fine with that

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<v Speaker 3>they don't make wraps. I had a fight with some

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<v Speaker 3>woman over the box two nights ago over the box.

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<v Speaker 3>Over the box, I was like, hi, pulled up and

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<v Speaker 3>she was like and I was like, Hi, can I

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<v Speaker 3>please get can?

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<v Speaker 1>They talk so fast?

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<v Speaker 3>So fast, and she's doing with their headset on what

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<v Speaker 3>she's flying at eight three eighty. I'm like, bitch of sixteen,

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<v Speaker 3>you're doing a TikTok while you taking my order.

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<v Speaker 4>You just listen to be so sad about life already.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I'm top on the wadio, you're most to

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<v Speaker 3>be hearing. And I was like, can I get a

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<v Speaker 3>Chicken season wrapp? You don't have a Math twelve. I'm like, pardon,

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<v Speaker 3>don't have Math twelve.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you don't have them after now, after midnight,

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<v Speaker 1>after midnight, and I.

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<v Speaker 3>Was like, you're kidding me and she's like yes, And

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<v Speaker 3>I was like to me, I'm not backing down. I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, when did this come into effect? It's been

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<v Speaker 3>for a while now, what has because I always get

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<v Speaker 3>raps after all? And then she was like, you can

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<v Speaker 3>do a bit chicken and I was like, did I ask?

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<v Speaker 6>Trying to tell me what it's that?

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<v Speaker 3>Or the ice cream machines in deep roast?

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<v Speaker 6>Is it ever not?

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<v Speaker 3>Or can I get a coke zerup? You can have grape.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want grape.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what? I've just realized.

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<v Speaker 5>It's because you know how they're trying to make They've

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<v Speaker 5>got all day breakfast, but that's only the breakfast favorites,

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<v Speaker 5>whereas during breakfast hours, which is midnight to ten thirty am,

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<v Speaker 5>you have the whole breakfast range plus all day favorites,

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<v Speaker 5>And so wraps mustn't be included in the all day

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<v Speaker 5>favorite because when they go back to lunch men you

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<v Speaker 5>ten thirty onwards, you'll be able to get the wraps.

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<v Speaker 5>But see, you're complicated as a favorite.

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<v Speaker 4>Most people would just want your Big Max and your

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<v Speaker 4>mc chickens, and you're going through asking for a whole

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<v Speaker 4>meal grilled Caesar rapway.

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<v Speaker 3>Mulland you got a diet it's about The grilled is

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<v Speaker 3>so much better because it's so moist. They must just

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<v Speaker 3>keep it in a hot bath of oil. It's so Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I do love a half sauce because they put half

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<v Speaker 5>the amount of mayonnaise and it might resemble something healthy

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<v Speaker 5>that way.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to love a mini snack wrap, but I

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<v Speaker 3>just don't think that.

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<v Speaker 4>Half sauce when they go to McDonald's, I'm asking it

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't just happen. Go to McDonald's and get healthy food.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like getting a whole large big macmeal with a

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<v Speaker 4>diet coke.

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<v Speaker 3>And one of the worst is when you go up

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<v Speaker 3>your order and then you try to mega, they go, so,

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<v Speaker 3>what did you order again? I'm like, you're fucking kidding me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you just yelled at this mechanical mesh and you don't

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<v Speaker 3>know what I ordered. It's so fun.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what gets me when they try and double

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<v Speaker 1>check your order, but they read out the whole thing

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<v Speaker 1>in one send.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like the large big mat dab good dad, or

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<v Speaker 5>read it.

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<v Speaker 6>In their own lingos.

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<v Speaker 4>They're like grill extra cheese and I'm like, I don't

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<v Speaker 4>want to know that you've added a grill slip to

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<v Speaker 4>my burger.

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<v Speaker 3>My final and anoyance.

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<v Speaker 4>With McDonald's, though, is when you get to pay, they

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<v Speaker 4>always just now assume you're paying on card, so they've

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<v Speaker 4>got to hand out the window with the attitude and

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<v Speaker 4>the fox machine my cash please.

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<v Speaker 3>Know so much, to the point that they have a

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<v Speaker 3>little le f post machine with a built in like

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<v Speaker 3>Harley Davidson handle. They're like, and it's on this grip

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, what is it like your tripod that?

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<v Speaker 6>And then this is you know what.

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<v Speaker 4>I've come to realize a lot of things frustrate me

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<v Speaker 4>about McDonald's, despite the fact that I love it. They

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<v Speaker 4>tell you to drive a wait in the waiting bay

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<v Speaker 4>when no one else is there because they want their

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<v Speaker 4>timers to be under because they obviously have.

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<v Speaker 1>To force so you know that they're competing.

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<v Speaker 4>There's like a timer that goes off and they have

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<v Speaker 4>to give your food within X amount of time. Really,

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<v Speaker 4>so if they put you in the waiting bay, they

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<v Speaker 4>clear your thing off and then their timers stage.

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<v Speaker 3>The manager check the times.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know that all the macas are competing because

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<v Speaker 5>there's like a drive through scoreboard and they'd be like,

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<v Speaker 5>oh shit, Blue Mountains overtook Forbes McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where I worked. Planes are in front. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like it's a petition.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was one, but even has the highest camp

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<v Speaker 3>this month.

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<v Speaker 5>That's why if you go in store, not that you

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<v Speaker 5>can during rona season, but if you go in saw

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<v Speaker 5>during peak, you're screwed because drive through is always.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to be a priority.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so you're not allowed, though, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 5>You're not allowed to have gripes about Macis because you

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<v Speaker 5>don't come from the perspective that Nat and I do

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<v Speaker 5>of being a former Macis employee.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know the struggles.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tee. I've invested so much in that fucking company.

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<v Speaker 3>I paid for their twenty sixteen rebrand. The amount of

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<v Speaker 3>money I'm putting it in.

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<v Speaker 4>Good pay for justin Timberlake singing Loving It five.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know what the Mitches look like.

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<v Speaker 6>Just imagine Lisa Wilkinson and Princess Fyoda after sunset, or

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<v Speaker 6>see for yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Just search at a couple of Mitches on socials.

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<v Speaker 6>You're listening to Is It just Me?

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<v Speaker 1>After you've done that, you can search at Nat Penfold.

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<v Speaker 1>Check out our.

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<v Speaker 5>Guest host what she looks like? What do you think

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<v Speaker 5>people think you look like based off your voice?

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<v Speaker 4>I think they think I'm better looking than I am,

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<v Speaker 4>So you reckon. I think people are going to be

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<v Speaker 4>very disappointed.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. I felt the same myself, deprecating when when I.

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<v Speaker 6>First I've heard I've heard Yeah, that's nice.

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<v Speaker 3>People are just so rude as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh and you're like, yeah, I know what I am,

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<v Speaker 4>and I to me, my voice matches who I am

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<v Speaker 4>because I've always had it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just rudeness.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, while, before we get into my is it just

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<v Speaker 1>me Nat?

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<v Speaker 5>I have been working on something on the show, and

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<v Speaker 5>I've been getting a guest host to contribute every time

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<v Speaker 5>they come in. It's my list of things that are

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<v Speaker 5>better than drugs and dick. So it's essentially an opportunity

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<v Speaker 5>to look for the little.

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<v Speaker 1>Things in life. A lot of people are having to

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<v Speaker 1>go without drugs and dick during isolation for coronavirus. So

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<v Speaker 1>is there anything that brings to mind? Is something that

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<v Speaker 1>you thinks?

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<v Speaker 6>You know, cleaning your ears?

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<v Speaker 1>What the little pleasures in life? That's as like an obligation.

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<v Speaker 4>There'd be many people out there that haven't cleaned the

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<v Speaker 4>it is, Yeah, I haven't done.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 6>I've twice to day. It's like an organism.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know whether I accept that submission. Can I

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<v Speaker 5>tell you the sort of other things that on the list?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I like mine, but continue.

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<v Speaker 5>A cool a cool breeze, apples with a good crunch,

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<v Speaker 5>a good quality fruit cutting night.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't see where mine isn't relevant taking.

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<v Speaker 5>Your bra off when you get home, climbing into bed

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<v Speaker 5>with freshly shaved legs and clean sheets. Midge added, a

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<v Speaker 5>high fiber shit that is doesn't leave a mess, fluffy

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<v Speaker 5>socks on a cool evening.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been thinking too, A nice wet cheese, like a muzzle, like.

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<v Speaker 6>A barrada, like a barrata, like you love a good barada.

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<v Speaker 3>It has to be a wet cheese because it's such

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<v Speaker 3>a beautiful consistency.

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<v Speaker 6>M See, I don't know. I think I'm more of

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<v Speaker 6>a fan of a parmesan, a hard cheese.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, you got a grater that you can't gnaw on that?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know, I reckon? I could?

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<v Speaker 3>You can always tell too, because there's a three teeth

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<v Speaker 3>indense of cheese and it's just like teeth off the coon.

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<v Speaker 1>Alright, alright, I'll leave the cleaning ears on my list

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<v Speaker 1>of things.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, yeah, I find it extremely satisfying, and you kind

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<v Speaker 4>of brought it up on the spot.

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<v Speaker 6>So that's what I've got.

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<v Speaker 3>Well done.

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<v Speaker 1>That why did you do that?

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<v Speaker 3>Just should make her feel good. Just the quest.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know what was happening.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like an emergency siren when I lockdown the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the show, that.

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<v Speaker 3>The high score at the local macas driver. That's like

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<v Speaker 3>the sad effects of maggots.

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<v Speaker 5>We've still got my DIY coffee scrub to go, but

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<v Speaker 5>first my is it just me for the week?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you find the news.

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<v Speaker 5>A little bit aggressive when they're reporting this coronavirus situation?

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously the pandemic is serious. They can't beat around the bush,

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<v Speaker 1>But I just feel like some of.

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<v Speaker 5>The language that's used in news reports is so unnecessarily dramatic.

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<v Speaker 5>Channel nine being the worst offender. The other day, I

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<v Speaker 5>saw someone say.

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<v Speaker 1>The retail sector in the country can only be described

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<v Speaker 1>as a blood bath. I was like, really, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>you could have thought of some other adjectives there.

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<v Speaker 5>It could only be described And then he threw back

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<v Speaker 5>to the bloody bitty at the desk and she's like, wow, Charles,

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<v Speaker 5>life as we know it doesn't look like it's getting

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<v Speaker 5>any better.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought, Divina, keep that to yourself, morbid negative. It

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<v Speaker 5>is so long as I'm relying on them to like

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<v Speaker 5>report information only, I don't want your bloody dramatic twist

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<v Speaker 5>on the end, Like no, keep it to yourself.

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<v Speaker 6>But then they level it out because they run promos

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<v Speaker 6>like we're all in this together. I know. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 6>they're creepy.

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<v Speaker 3>They get their local starts.

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<v Speaker 6>Like film me on their iPhone.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like their dad filming from a low angle.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, mate, yeah, I don't enjoy those at all,

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<v Speaker 1>Like Matt Preston's hideous beard from a low angle.

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<v Speaker 6>It's press.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry, we're in this together, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>But yeah, obviously, like I say, the situation is serious.

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<v Speaker 5>They can't beat around the bush. But I have found

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<v Speaker 5>a news service. I'm being a little bit more delicate

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<v Speaker 5>about it, and I'll tell you what. I nearly burst

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<v Speaker 5>into tears the first time I discovered this because I

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<v Speaker 5>realized exactly how fragile I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon.

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<v Speaker 5>A big reason that my mood lowered during the Corona

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<v Speaker 5>thing was because I was just watching too much news,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, and there's.

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<v Speaker 1>Big things happening to aware.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you're more inclined to watch news, like more people

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<v Speaker 5>tuning in, yes, And so I reckon because I was

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<v Speaker 5>consuming so much of that.

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<v Speaker 1>It really got me down.

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<v Speaker 5>But I've been brought back up, baby, he let me

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<v Speaker 5>tell you because I've discovered on the Project's Instagram. Every

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<v Speaker 5>night they've been posting Family News Flash, which is essentially

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<v Speaker 5>the day's news regarding coronavirus, but they've deliberately avoided any

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<v Speaker 5>language that would make kids panic. And I'll fucking tell

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<v Speaker 5>you what, it's just the best thing in the world.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm obsessed.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's one of the Project Family news flashes for you.

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<v Speaker 6>It's time now.

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<v Speaker 7>For the Projects Family News Flash and the PM Scott

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<v Speaker 7>Morrison has announced some tighter rules around what Australians can

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<v Speaker 7>and can't do while we were to manage the coronavirus.

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<v Speaker 7>We can't go to places where there are too many

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<v Speaker 7>other people around, like public pools or play centers. It

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<v Speaker 7>also means we can't hang out with a big group

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<v Speaker 7>of mates, which I know is a bummer, but all

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<v Speaker 7>in all, his most important message is that if we

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<v Speaker 7>all stay home as much as possible, we'll be able

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<v Speaker 7>to save people's lives. People we love deely, like our

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<v Speaker 7>Nanon pops and other vulnerable people in the community.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that is really sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't that just like soothing in a way?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait till you hear Lisa Wilkinson doing one.

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<v Speaker 2>Well time now for your Project Family news Flash. Prime

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<v Speaker 2>Minister Scott Morrison went on TV today to tell us

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<v Speaker 2>about a new rule that anyone coming back to Australia

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<v Speaker 2>from overseas will have to follow to keep us all safe.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyone who comes into Australia will have to stay by

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<v Speaker 2>themselves in a hotel room for two weeks just to

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<v Speaker 2>make sure they don't have coronavirus.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you love that they have to stay by themselves

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<v Speaker 1>instead of that's how quarantine shut in for two weeks?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, blood buf You know the word they love

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<v Speaker 4>using at the moment, draconian.

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<v Speaker 6>I've never heard the word until now.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like an old school word that means like really

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<v Speaker 4>bad effects. I think it's like, yeah, the new something

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<v Speaker 4>will be I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 6>I've looked it up. It clearly didn't.

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<v Speaker 5>How do I bloody dracon Oh you are? Yeah, Usually

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<v Speaker 5>we get Jenet to google stuff for us.

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<v Speaker 3>Draconian is a law of their application excessively harshens for me.

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<v Speaker 3>The Nazi The Nazis destroyed independence of press by a

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<v Speaker 3>series of Dracronian laws. Really intense.

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<v Speaker 1>That is intense.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so obviously all these lockdowns and stuff they describe

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<v Speaker 4>me as draconian.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually want to try something for it. Can you

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<v Speaker 3>give me a really awful topic. I'm going to try

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<v Speaker 3>and family family use it? Oh my god, the Zodiac

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<v Speaker 3>killer spray, something really intense.

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<v Speaker 6>What about christ Church? The shooting?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh maybe maybe the anniversary?

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<v Speaker 3>What about it's very close.

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<v Speaker 1>To there's only there's only really dark things coming to mind.

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<v Speaker 3>Something that's old. Maybe I would have loved.

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<v Speaker 1>To have had family news splashes back in. I know

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<v Speaker 1>the bushfires.

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<v Speaker 4>News.

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<v Speaker 6>Now what about Kobe Bryant dying?

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say that Sydney thieves the Martin.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going I'm giving the Titanic or something that no

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<v Speaker 3>one cares about anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, report the Titanic as though it's a project family

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<v Speaker 5>news flash, safe for kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll time out for your project family news flash.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember last summer when the fan fan went on the

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<v Speaker 3>boaty boat to Lake Shell Harbor. Think of that, but

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<v Speaker 3>much bigger. Heaves and heaves of people on the boat

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<v Speaker 3>hit a little rocky, and the shippy like your crackers

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<v Speaker 3>do in the morning, split in half, water filled in

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<v Speaker 3>through both sides of the boaty and the boat went

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<v Speaker 3>sleep sleeps over one thousand people now resting, just like

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<v Speaker 3>Aunt Pop and Uncle Greg did last Christmas. Right.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh no, that's the way to crook family anti pop

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<v Speaker 8>do you and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Can think a really dark one? Nine eleven, some naughty pilots.

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<v Speaker 3>I've gone for you. You're going to do the death

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<v Speaker 3>of Princess Diana. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, time now for your project family. News flash.

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<v Speaker 4>An old British woman on a way to work and

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<v Speaker 4>unfortunately she drove into the tunnel and just.

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<v Speaker 6>Never came out. She lives in that tunnel.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, I wouldn't say that to a kid. You Now,

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<v Speaker 5>Unfortunately the princess has been involved with an accident. Hug

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<v Speaker 5>your mummy and daddy extra type clear, little baby Prince

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<v Speaker 5>William Mary won't have a mummy.

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon. You can do it, can you?

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<v Speaker 1>You've got this in the What's My Story?

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<v Speaker 3>You've got fires?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I mentioned, No George.

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<v Speaker 3>Early George pell could be good. Why don't you do

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<v Speaker 3>the Hindenburg crashing. I'm not across, but what's a terrible event?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I know what about don't tell us.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's see if we can decode it based on how

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<v Speaker 3>nicely you put it.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, okay, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll time out for your project. Family news flash.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the man who we rely on to run the country,

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<v Speaker 1>mister Tony Abbott, has today felt a little bit hungry

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<v Speaker 1>and felt the need to snack on an onion. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't advise you do that. I'd be asking mommy

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<v Speaker 1>and daddy's permission before you go gnawing down on one

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<v Speaker 1>of those yourself. Only dickheads do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, too much, too much vulgar, vulgarity.

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<v Speaker 6>I have no idea what you're very eating the onion? What?

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<v Speaker 6>Why do you eat an onion?

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<v Speaker 3>That's why he got out of office. No one knows

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<v Speaker 3>he's naughty. He's a fucking fool because he just ate.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it doesn't seem like anything really wrong with.

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<v Speaker 3>That to an onion, like an apple.

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<v Speaker 6>He loses his job over it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's not why I lost his job.

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<v Speaker 3>His approval rating went right down after the onion in.

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<v Speaker 1>God, yeah, people won't fucking impressed. Put it that way.

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<v Speaker 6>I reckon I could do that, Like I reckon I

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<v Speaker 6>get an onion. I reckon I couldnore into an onion

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<v Speaker 6>and enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 3>And if the thing is anyone good in that? But

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<v Speaker 3>no one wants to see the leader of a free

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<v Speaker 3>nation jowered out into a white onion.

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<v Speaker 6>It's bizarre.

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<v Speaker 1>No doubt there's any onions in our work fridge, because that'd.

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<v Speaker 6>Be you know what, though, onions last a long time.

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<v Speaker 4>I've learned that since stockpiling, I've had onions in my cupboard.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean stockpiling well in coronavirus. You one

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<v Speaker 1>of those panic buyers.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, but I had things in my pantry

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<v Speaker 4>that I'm won't let go of that just yet, because

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<v Speaker 4>you never know when I might need it.

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<v Speaker 6>These onions, I'm telling you, they're holding on for dear life.

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<v Speaker 6>I have used onion from five months.

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<v Speaker 1>Ago, unlike Macket's chips. Of course, thirty seconds you're listening

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<v Speaker 1>to is it just me?

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<v Speaker 6>A podcast by a couple of midges?

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<v Speaker 5>All right, arguably this segment everyone's been waiting for. My

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<v Speaker 5>DIY coffee scrub.

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<v Speaker 3>This will be very interesting. I've used it once. Now

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you if you use it like this,

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<v Speaker 3>but I thought it's entire purpose was was.

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<v Speaker 1>A butt scrub, like solely for yours.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was purely made for the butt whole area,

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<v Speaker 3>because that's a hard because sometimes so busy enough for it.

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<v Speaker 3>So maybe you need to really get in there with

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<v Speaker 3>some grinds.

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<v Speaker 6>The facial exfoliant and you can exfoliate your hands.

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<v Speaker 3>Coffee is coarse, is anything? Yeah, but I did it

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<v Speaker 3>in my butt and it went like up even days,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, sometimes it slips in.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to think about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, I never I've never in my life thought getting

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<v Speaker 4>a little bit rough down there, I might have to

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<v Speaker 4>exfoliate my anals.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you do use it for me?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I because I used to be a fat kid.

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<v Speaker 5>When I lost all the weight, I've been left with

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<v Speaker 5>that stretchy skin. Yes, and so it means I'm really

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<v Speaker 5>prone to raise the rash. So I need a really

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<v Speaker 5>hectic exfoliator like coffee scrub in.

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<v Speaker 1>Order to prepare my face for a shave.

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<v Speaker 5>So every time I'm shaving, which isn't often, let's be real,

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<v Speaker 5>once a week.

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<v Speaker 6>I think we're all fat kids.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, I'm just a fat person talking about

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<v Speaker 3>I was actually such a skin kid. I've done it

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<v Speaker 3>the opposite in so much weight. I don't know why

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<v Speaker 3>I was so skinny all through high school. Out of

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<v Speaker 3>high school when I lived in America.

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<v Speaker 1>Good If you don't care, then who cares?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I care? I guess I don't care.

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<v Speaker 6>Na, I understand. You get money, you can stop on

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<v Speaker 6>your own food. Your parents don't hold you back.

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<v Speaker 1>His parents still pay for his food.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like I gained the most weight when I

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<v Speaker 4>got my license and could go through drive through and

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<v Speaker 4>all that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>I do it every night at midnight. Can't get a

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<v Speaker 3>fucking wrap though.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, coffee scrub. I'm going to tell you it's very

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<v Speaker 5>easy and also a very perfect time for me to

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<v Speaker 5>be teaching this apparently fun fact. People are googling diys

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<v Speaker 5>and how to's now more than ever, Like apparently Google

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<v Speaker 5>seeing a way higher search rate for like how to

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<v Speaker 5>is and dow whes than they were during Christmas and

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<v Speaker 5>East the holidays.

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<v Speaker 1>People are fucking bored while they're isolating.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I watched her how to make soft scrambled eggs

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<v Speaker 3>this morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Had to go for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Great, I made them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good. I'm hoping people action this as well.

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<v Speaker 6>Did you get the little bits of toast crust and

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<v Speaker 6>jip them in?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? The little soldiers or whatever you call Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 3>slice the bread up vertical. Yeah, I'm gonna give you

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<v Speaker 3>some music, mich and that what some just some cooking music.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, well, let me tell you how easy it is.

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<v Speaker 5>Three ingredients and one measuring cup. So all three ingredients

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<v Speaker 5>are just half a cup. Okay, so I'm going to

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<v Speaker 5>start with half a cup. Oh gosh, I don't want

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<v Speaker 5>to get in the studio.

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<v Speaker 3>What is that?

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<v Speaker 1>This is the coconut oil. It's like it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>need to be melted me. I hope you're ready for

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<v Speaker 1>a run. Usually i'd make generity this, but you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to go to the work for it, walk.

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<v Speaker 3>There and talk to three people on the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you always do that?

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<v Speaker 3>It's microwave in a metal tinnitch put.

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<v Speaker 1>It in the bowl card. Who do you think I am?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know you've done this before? Cooling?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly. So I'm currently scooping out the coconut oil

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<v Speaker 1>cook with.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you eat coconut oil?

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<v Speaker 6>Or you can cook with?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why you would like you wouldn't, just

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't eat it like my love.

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<v Speaker 6>You know you don't put your That's like having a

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<v Speaker 6>spoon of veggie. Mind, No one doesn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of coconut oil on there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so hopefully no one's panic brought this. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>it'd be easy to find.

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<v Speaker 3>Adding an oil for a coconut squeeze it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's usually in the health food section, by the way, coconut.

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<v Speaker 3>If sounds hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, look that nut.

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<v Speaker 6>I've got some.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys.

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<v Speaker 5>So I've just given you half a cup of coconut oil.

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<v Speaker 5>Go whack that in the microwave so that it's liquid

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<v Speaker 5>if you really want to. Actually, no, don't be putting

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<v Speaker 5>your finger in.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I touch my half cup. I've got a freaking

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<v Speaker 1>I've got all the other ingredients in that.

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<v Speaker 3>It tastes like a coconut to be liquid.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how long to use your brain until it's liquid?

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<v Speaker 6>Anyway, you can tell he still lives it home.

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<v Speaker 1>I know of having the white button.

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<v Speaker 6>Do I push?

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<v Speaker 1>He bloody licked my half cup.

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<v Speaker 5>I literally said, one measuring cup is all you need

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<v Speaker 5>half cup for every ingredient, and he knows that to

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<v Speaker 5>use it again, gross pig. Anyway, that's hope. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 5>have the roner.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope.

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<v Speaker 5>So although he did nearly call in sick today, it

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<v Speaker 5>was nearly you and I net Jenna's not here what

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<v Speaker 5>a shame.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it was nearly just you and I. Mitch messaged

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<v Speaker 1>me this morning and goes, oh, I'm feeling really sick

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<v Speaker 1>and Jemma's not coming in. I was like, all right, Nat,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll do it. I think he got jealous at

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<v Speaker 1>the idea of someone being funny than him, so it

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<v Speaker 1>was like.

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<v Speaker 4>No, come, well, doesn't he still have to work tonight anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly, I don't know what he thought was going to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a fan of coffee scrub? Do you use it?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't understand the whole concept of coffee stroke, Like,

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<v Speaker 4>there are a million other things I'd want to smell

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<v Speaker 4>like before, I'd want to smell like moldy coffee. And

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<v Speaker 4>you know what it reminds me of is that gross

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<v Speaker 4>teacher with the yellow teeth that would stand over your

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<v Speaker 4>shoulder in school and tell you like.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, you need to need to.

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<v Speaker 1>Fraction and you're.

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<v Speaker 6>Just like, you know, seventeen coffees four hours ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't literally smell what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>The foulous thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It was math and they're saying fraction.

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<v Speaker 4>And why every teacher that has coffee bread disgusting to

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<v Speaker 4>look at as well?

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<v Speaker 6>What are you pulling that off for? How vigorous is

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<v Speaker 6>the meat?

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<v Speaker 1>I just had to take my handbrace off because it

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of no, of course not, I'm sanitizing my hands.

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<v Speaker 1>There won't be any gems left on them.

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<v Speaker 3>The oil oils there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back on mic Oh hello music, No need to

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<v Speaker 1>put it back on. All right, I did a we

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<v Speaker 1>just in that time, very yellow though we didn't need

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<v Speaker 1>to know that.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I said three ingredients.

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<v Speaker 5>It's all a half cup. So first one is coconut oil.

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<v Speaker 5>The second one is brown sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>If you ate that, I would get oh.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I would get four stretch marks.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe that's why I'm well.

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<v Speaker 1>I only learned this when I started making my own

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<v Speaker 1>coffee scruf. It's completely edible. It's all food.

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<v Speaker 3>I eat it. No one has to dare me.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, So half a cup of brown sugar, half a

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<v Speaker 5>cup of coconut it, and now the final ingredient, half.

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<v Speaker 1>A cup of coffee grounds.

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<v Speaker 5>You can either get the fresh coffee grounds if you're

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<v Speaker 5>making it with a coffee machine, or if you're really

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<v Speaker 5>really patient, you can get the stuff out of the

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<v Speaker 5>pods after you've used them and build that up to

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<v Speaker 5>a half cup.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you could have just gone into our work kitchen

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<v Speaker 4>and gotten the grounds containers.

0:37:56.800 --> 0:37:58.800
<v Speaker 3>Should get coffee John to keep it for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've been a little there's a little machine in there.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, exactly, I should start doing that, but I've just

0:38:04.080 --> 0:38:06.200
<v Speaker 5>made it easy for myself. So I've just gotten coffee

0:38:06.200 --> 0:38:08.799
<v Speaker 5>grounds just in the cube thing. It's just near all

0:38:08.800 --> 0:38:10.200
<v Speaker 5>the instant coffee in the supermarkets.

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<v Speaker 1>So half a cup of this ship making a right message?

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<v Speaker 1>I really am, I really am. It's someone's trying to

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<v Speaker 1>play gamera above me to make it look like a

0:38:17.640 --> 0:38:20.200
<v Speaker 1>fancy tutorial online, but it's going to look bolting.

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<v Speaker 3>In the bon Appetite test kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go?

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<v Speaker 6>Is that page tasty?

0:38:26.040 --> 0:38:29.280
<v Speaker 3>The Yeah, it's very orgasmic.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, I'm mixing all three ingredients together, put.

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<v Speaker 3>The mic nice and clothes for the sound effect.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not much happening.

0:38:36.480 --> 0:38:41.560
<v Speaker 3>It smells good, so that's not quite the moldy teacher's

0:38:41.560 --> 0:38:43.160
<v Speaker 3>breath coffee smell that I thought it would be.

0:38:43.480 --> 0:38:48.000
<v Speaker 5>But optional extra ingreding is a little bit of vanilla essence.

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<v Speaker 5>I've never done it though, but some of the recipes

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<v Speaker 5>do say it add a bit, but.

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<v Speaker 3>You add half a cup of self raising flower, put

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<v Speaker 3>that in the mug in the microwave. You got yourself

0:38:54.840 --> 0:38:55.800
<v Speaker 3>a mug mark mudcake.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it does look like that, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 5>So just recapping half a cup of coconut oil melted,

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<v Speaker 5>half a cup of coffee grounds, half.

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<v Speaker 1>A cup of brown sugar, and there we go. It's done.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a little jar here to make it look.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I take this time to hate it?

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<v Speaker 6>That'd make sure you literally he's made the budget version

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<v Speaker 6>of it was.

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<v Speaker 1>On clearance that the IgA. There we go. Okay, that

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<v Speaker 1>was in.

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<v Speaker 5>When you said tried. Are you going to put it

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<v Speaker 5>on your hand? Or do you want to actually eat it?

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<v Speaker 5>Like you said, I think he wants to eat it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not scrubbing. Oh god, I try to shower just

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<v Speaker 3>before we.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to take it over there. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to.

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<v Speaker 6>That's gross.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you expecting before you eat it? Because I

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<v Speaker 4>don't think you're expected it will be.

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<v Speaker 3>My expectations are low every time I eat anything, so

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<v Speaker 3>I really don't mind you.

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<v Speaker 5>Just remember I already admitted these coffee grounds were ninety

0:39:46.719 --> 0:39:49.280
<v Speaker 5>nine cents at IgA a long time ago on clearance.

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<v Speaker 1>So like they're probably not the sort of thing you

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<v Speaker 1>should be.

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<v Speaker 3>I was raised on the Kona, so I'm an instant boy.

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<v Speaker 3>So this will be fine. Ready, smell smells delicious. You

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<v Speaker 3>know what I'm going for a second. That's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>What is wrong?

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<v Speaker 6>It would be so pound much are you putting in

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<v Speaker 6>your mouth? Oh, if you'd have the smoothest tongue.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not joking, I'm not bullshitting. That's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 6>Get a big heapful.

0:40:17.320 --> 0:40:18.799
<v Speaker 1>Put a bit on your hand. Man, tell me if

0:40:18.840 --> 0:40:23.640
<v Speaker 1>it's heels good. It's very more so warm because he microwave.

0:40:25.320 --> 0:40:27.040
<v Speaker 1>Isn't it beautiful? And how easy was that?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you often just want? Do you lick your lips

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<v Speaker 3>and go, oh, I've done well?

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<v Speaker 6>You know what smells nice?

0:40:32.160 --> 0:40:34.239
<v Speaker 3>Try some Come on, do it? You have worse things

0:40:34.239 --> 0:40:35.960
<v Speaker 3>in your mouth. I'm gonna lick this little bit of

0:40:36.239 --> 0:40:36.879
<v Speaker 3>the coffee melts.

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<v Speaker 5>By the way, just as the person giving the tutorial,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't recommend eating it.

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<v Speaker 6>It's it's not bad, but it also.

0:40:44.800 --> 0:40:46.879
<v Speaker 1>Oh you're hitting it too, what's wrong with you?

0:40:46.880 --> 0:40:47.000
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:40:47.040 --> 0:40:49.400
<v Speaker 6>It kind of just tastes like coconut oil with a

0:40:49.480 --> 0:40:50.040
<v Speaker 6>little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Of coffee and sugar. Have you cleaned the bowl up

0:40:52.880 --> 0:40:55.200
<v Speaker 3>over there, got it down like an armadillo with a snakehole.

0:40:55.719 --> 0:40:56.839
<v Speaker 6>Do you not lick the bowl after?

0:40:57.040 --> 0:40:59.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm not not when I've got company.

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<v Speaker 6>Put that in your bag for later.

0:41:02.600 --> 0:41:04.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, bloody hell, well done, beach. Where can they get

0:41:04.640 --> 0:41:05.360
<v Speaker 3>the recipe?

0:41:06.440 --> 0:41:08.680
<v Speaker 1>I just told you recommemory that bad.

0:41:08.960 --> 0:41:12.200
<v Speaker 6>It's three things and each of the same amount.

0:41:12.320 --> 0:41:13.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to put the video up on our Instagram

0:41:14.000 --> 0:41:14.719
<v Speaker 1>at some point, So.

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<v Speaker 5>Just recapping half a cup of coconut oil, half a

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<v Speaker 5>cup of coffee grounds, half a cup of brown sugar.

0:41:21.360 --> 0:41:23.200
<v Speaker 3>It's so easy, I'll be honest. It is repeating on

0:41:23.239 --> 0:41:23.560
<v Speaker 3>me now.

0:41:24.400 --> 0:41:25.799
<v Speaker 5>Oh, I didn't think it was going to do to

0:41:25.800 --> 0:41:27.480
<v Speaker 5>eat it? That texts you down your throat. It's like

0:41:27.520 --> 0:41:28.400
<v Speaker 5>swallowing sand.

0:41:28.480 --> 0:41:30.360
<v Speaker 3>I feel like the coffee is blooming in my stomach.

0:41:30.520 --> 0:41:32.759
<v Speaker 4>I thought originally you'd planned your dinner for later, and

0:41:32.800 --> 0:41:35.160
<v Speaker 4>now you go backing out of a kiss.

0:41:35.239 --> 0:41:37.640
<v Speaker 3>My boyfriend, what have you been doing? You're going to

0:41:37.680 --> 0:41:41.080
<v Speaker 3>have that bready breath.

0:41:40.880 --> 0:41:43.120
<v Speaker 1>If it's lingered in your asshole for soon? How long

0:41:43.120 --> 0:41:44.360
<v Speaker 1>it is gonna linger in your mount.

0:41:45.480 --> 0:41:46.800
<v Speaker 6>Very rough at all? The orifice.

0:41:46.880 --> 0:41:51.160
<v Speaker 3>That's enough. My orifice is off the table. During Rona.

0:41:51.480 --> 0:41:53.960
<v Speaker 3>Mine never really gets action. You're right.

0:41:54.600 --> 0:41:55.439
<v Speaker 1>What doesn't get an action?

0:41:55.960 --> 0:41:58.640
<v Speaker 6>He said during Rona his orifice is a rounded action.

0:41:59.160 --> 0:42:01.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, really well no, but that is.

0:42:01.680 --> 0:42:04.279
<v Speaker 4>The advice they're giving them, saying that you shouldn't be

0:42:04.360 --> 0:42:05.319
<v Speaker 4>also having a male partner.

0:42:05.320 --> 0:42:06.680
<v Speaker 3>You can just you know, quick easy.

0:42:07.360 --> 0:42:09.240
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, But couldn't you just also do that himself?

0:42:09.640 --> 0:42:11.560
<v Speaker 3>No, but it's funny with someone It's sometimes that.

0:42:11.600 --> 0:42:13.160
<v Speaker 6>I mean, wouldn't you want to do something you couldn't

0:42:13.200 --> 0:42:13.880
<v Speaker 6>just do to himself?

0:42:14.000 --> 0:42:15.440
<v Speaker 3>No, because it's fun when someone else does it.

0:42:15.560 --> 0:42:17.399
<v Speaker 5>I thought of you the other day, Mitch, because you've

0:42:17.440 --> 0:42:21.360
<v Speaker 5>been going between your partner's house, in your partner's parents'

0:42:21.400 --> 0:42:23.279
<v Speaker 5>house and your parents' house. The two of you have

0:42:23.320 --> 0:42:25.680
<v Speaker 5>been like saying each other's house. They've cracked down in

0:42:25.719 --> 0:42:27.879
<v Speaker 5>New South Wales. Apparently you can't do that anymore. Yeah,

0:42:28.040 --> 0:42:29.880
<v Speaker 5>it's like where you're sleeping is where you're saying you

0:42:29.880 --> 0:42:31.720
<v Speaker 5>can't go with the other people, even your partners.

0:42:31.719 --> 0:42:33.479
<v Speaker 3>That's what's confusing me. We're not there yet.

0:42:33.520 --> 0:42:35.520
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have to choose you law. No, but we

0:42:35.560 --> 0:42:38.040
<v Speaker 1>are there. That's one of the new rules. Okay, maybe

0:42:38.040 --> 0:42:38.680
<v Speaker 1>you're going to get a rest.

0:42:38.800 --> 0:42:39.840
<v Speaker 3>What are you doing with your boyfriend?

0:42:40.160 --> 0:42:42.680
<v Speaker 6>I live with him, so he is my one other person.

0:42:42.800 --> 0:42:44.720
<v Speaker 3>Are you in those cranella towers near the sharkis?

0:42:44.880 --> 0:42:46.319
<v Speaker 6>I was not anymore got it?

0:42:46.360 --> 0:42:50.279
<v Speaker 1>Okay, shy talk, sorry boring? Who is the house? Are

0:42:50.280 --> 0:42:51.640
<v Speaker 1>you going to to get onto it?

0:42:51.760 --> 0:42:53.880
<v Speaker 5>Or are you guys going to stay apart for the

0:42:54.239 --> 0:42:56.160
<v Speaker 5>more important to my boyfriend or your family?

0:42:56.200 --> 0:42:57.879
<v Speaker 3>Well, my family are all working from home, so I'll

0:42:57.920 --> 0:42:59.960
<v Speaker 3>go crazy living in them. So probably we've had it.

0:43:00.200 --> 0:43:01.200
<v Speaker 1>So you'd move in with him.

0:43:01.320 --> 0:43:03.360
<v Speaker 3>He lives closer to work, so it'd be smarter to

0:43:03.360 --> 0:43:04.319
<v Speaker 3>move in with Hayden if his.

0:43:04.320 --> 0:43:06.160
<v Speaker 5>Mum would be lonely if he moved in with you too.

0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:07.839
<v Speaker 5>You've got enough bloody cherries under that room.

0:43:07.920 --> 0:43:09.000
<v Speaker 3>Very true, there's a lot of us.

0:43:09.400 --> 0:43:09.600
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:43:10.280 --> 0:43:11.560
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, Well I thought that.

0:43:11.640 --> 0:43:13.279
<v Speaker 1>I thought that conversation was going to be Oh my god,

0:43:13.280 --> 0:43:14.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm so torn. How do I to decide?

0:43:14.600 --> 0:43:17.200
<v Speaker 3>No? We just you just help me out my mind.

0:43:17.200 --> 0:43:17.759
<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much.

0:43:17.800 --> 0:43:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Good well, thanks for hanging out with us this week.

0:43:19.680 --> 0:43:21.160
<v Speaker 6>Now, no worries. It was fun.

0:43:21.200 --> 0:43:24.040
<v Speaker 3>You did a very good job. Well done. You're one

0:43:24.040 --> 0:43:25.080
<v Speaker 3>of the Actually I am going.

0:43:25.000 --> 0:43:29.200
<v Speaker 4>To say the same time, you've played that center bic

0:43:29.239 --> 0:43:29.680
<v Speaker 4>twice now.

0:43:29.719 --> 0:43:33.239
<v Speaker 6>On both times just say I was.

0:43:36.360 --> 0:43:37.879
<v Speaker 3>You've been the best guess we've had. I think because

0:43:37.880 --> 0:43:39.640
<v Speaker 3>we're very similar. That's maybe why I like having you.

0:43:39.680 --> 0:43:43.040
<v Speaker 6>One shy people people you wouldn't know, dirty bitches.

0:43:43.200 --> 0:43:44.880
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't know, and I'm quite happy not to know.

0:43:45.160 --> 0:43:47.399
<v Speaker 1>We'll be back next week to the Shy once once.

0:43:47.520 --> 0:43:50.040
<v Speaker 3>Now we're trying to wrap you played the sounds like,

0:43:50.120 --> 0:43:54.400
<v Speaker 3>let's talk about macus again. Shut up, finish.

0:43:54.560 --> 0:43:56.960
<v Speaker 5>The thing I don't understand about the Shire people, right,

0:43:57.120 --> 0:44:00.799
<v Speaker 5>people from that part of Sydney, is that they are

0:44:00.800 --> 0:44:03.360
<v Speaker 5>the first to talk about how awful the Shire is.

0:44:03.360 --> 0:44:06.520
<v Speaker 1>But if anyone else outside either, they're like, fuck.

0:44:06.400 --> 0:44:09.480
<v Speaker 5>Off your dog, we love the Shire.

0:44:08.520 --> 0:44:14.840
<v Speaker 3>You flew here, off weel. My grandfather said that the Bible,

0:44:15.160 --> 0:44:15.920
<v Speaker 3>fuck off weel.

0:44:16.560 --> 0:44:17.360
<v Speaker 6>What's whereful?

0:44:17.480 --> 0:44:20.160
<v Speaker 3>We're full? Like, well, wait, no one else.

0:44:20.920 --> 0:44:21.800
<v Speaker 6>A woman named were.

0:44:28.719 --> 0:44:30.719
<v Speaker 5>All right, guys, thanks for listening. We'll be back again

0:44:30.800 --> 0:44:32.919
<v Speaker 5>next week. It's going to be our first show not.

0:44:32.920 --> 0:44:33.680
<v Speaker 1>Using the studio.

0:44:33.880 --> 0:44:36.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're gonna be in ISO produces you and hopefully

0:44:36.960 --> 0:44:39.279
<v Speaker 3>we'll be back and some pilarates might be on the

0:44:39.320 --> 0:44:40.080
<v Speaker 3>table the floor.

0:44:40.760 --> 0:44:42.080
<v Speaker 1>Well, we were going to get her to do a

0:44:42.200 --> 0:44:45.719
<v Speaker 1>zoomber tutorial. But I'm up to date with all the

0:44:45.719 --> 0:44:48.640
<v Speaker 1>new regulations. Can't do that. Oh really, Yeah, I think

0:44:48.680 --> 0:44:49.960
<v Speaker 1>we're going to have to be in a different location.

0:44:50.000 --> 0:44:51.600
<v Speaker 3>Okay, well we'll plan it and next week's going to

0:44:51.640 --> 0:44:53.520
<v Speaker 3>be a very different show. But guaranteed you'll enjoy it.

0:44:53.600 --> 0:44:54.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun. I'm actually

0:44:54.840 --> 0:44:55.560
<v Speaker 1>looking forward to it.

0:44:55.760 --> 0:44:58.719
<v Speaker 3>Stay safe out there, everyone, it's actually wild, so stay safe,

0:44:58.760 --> 0:45:01.760
<v Speaker 3>look after yourself, SELFI and we're back next week, Fresh.

0:45:01.640 --> 0:45:05.520
<v Speaker 5>Up, Awesome Catching next Monday, guys, by fine, is it

0:45:06.000 --> 0:45:06.640
<v Speaker 5>just mean?

0:45:07.120 --> 0:45:10.879
<v Speaker 4>Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your podcast? Up?

0:45:17.080 --> 0:45:19.680
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, Mitch's cleaning up. I've never done this before. I

0:45:19.719 --> 0:45:21.480
<v Speaker 3>normally start the show and that and then Mitch ends

0:45:21.520 --> 0:45:23.800
<v Speaker 3>the show and introduces ad debrief.

0:45:23.960 --> 0:45:26.440
<v Speaker 1>It's our secret segment he still do after.

0:45:28.080 --> 0:45:30.000
<v Speaker 3>It's basically the segment at the end of the show

0:45:30.480 --> 0:45:32.960
<v Speaker 3>we try to deter people from listening because we sort

0:45:32.960 --> 0:45:34.960
<v Speaker 3>of get a bit dirty. We talk about anything. There's

0:45:35.040 --> 0:45:35.960
<v Speaker 3>no holds barred.

0:45:36.040 --> 0:45:39.280
<v Speaker 1>Not even necessarily dirty. It's this embarrassing that people become

0:45:39.320 --> 0:45:40.239
<v Speaker 1>in this segment.

0:45:40.040 --> 0:45:42.799
<v Speaker 3>Very true. What kinds of things I need to, Well,

0:45:42.800 --> 0:45:44.480
<v Speaker 3>there's nothing plans, so we do whatever we want.

0:45:44.560 --> 0:45:46.880
<v Speaker 1>It's the rule is that's row completely. We make no

0:45:46.920 --> 0:45:47.920
<v Speaker 1>plans during this. Yeah.

0:45:47.920 --> 0:45:52.080
<v Speaker 3>Also people can call through, so one four, three, two, nine,

0:45:52.120 --> 0:45:53.359
<v Speaker 3>six six six people can ring.

0:45:53.520 --> 0:45:54.759
<v Speaker 5>This is what I mean when I say I'm not

0:45:54.800 --> 0:45:56.920
<v Speaker 5>proud of this segment. He thinks it's funny to go

0:45:57.560 --> 0:45:59.520
<v Speaker 5>rogue on the sound effects and just make shit up.

0:46:00.040 --> 0:46:00.480
<v Speaker 6>A number up?

0:46:00.520 --> 0:46:02.400
<v Speaker 1>What do you guys have a He makes the new

0:46:02.440 --> 0:46:04.239
<v Speaker 1>number up every week and thinks it's funny.

0:46:04.080 --> 0:46:05.680
<v Speaker 3>Because because.

0:46:07.200 --> 0:46:12.240
<v Speaker 8>No, not, I think that's my breath from the coffee.

0:46:12.760 --> 0:46:14.960
<v Speaker 1>How did my coffee part breath?

0:46:15.640 --> 0:46:20.400
<v Speaker 3>I don't know? Yuck. People live tweet that they don't

0:46:20.480 --> 0:46:22.239
<v Speaker 3>I love we have fresh blad and people think it's

0:46:22.239 --> 0:46:26.120
<v Speaker 3>so good. People live tweet as we podcast. Guess who

0:46:26.120 --> 0:46:30.560
<v Speaker 3>it is Joe Hockey. Hey, guys love the edition of NAT.

0:46:30.840 --> 0:46:32.360
<v Speaker 3>Can't wait for the full episode to BEU because they

0:46:32.360 --> 0:46:34.440
<v Speaker 3>only started listening halfway through it fair enough because people

0:46:34.600 --> 0:46:36.120
<v Speaker 3>just as they tune in and then they can tweet

0:46:36.160 --> 0:46:39.200
<v Speaker 3>as they go. So okay, Jenna's joining is via zoom. Jennet,

0:46:39.200 --> 0:46:40.719
<v Speaker 3>you enjoyed the shoot? Did you like Nat? I thought

0:46:40.760 --> 0:46:41.400
<v Speaker 3>she was a good.

0:46:41.280 --> 0:46:47.480
<v Speaker 6>Guest, I agree with you. Then I'm boroughly enjoying my God,

0:46:47.560 --> 0:46:48.439
<v Speaker 6>I told you we can.

0:46:48.480 --> 0:46:51.719
<v Speaker 5>Actually, this is the first time, not my cup of tea,

0:46:52.160 --> 0:46:55.400
<v Speaker 5>that I've been able to use the Jenna grabs and

0:46:55.520 --> 0:46:58.600
<v Speaker 5>have them make sense because usually she's here, Oh, let's

0:46:58.640 --> 0:46:59.879
<v Speaker 5>fucking manipulate out the bitch.

0:47:00.160 --> 0:47:00.799
<v Speaker 1>What can we get it at?

0:47:00.840 --> 0:47:04.560
<v Speaker 6>That? Shut up? And she's aggressive today, isn't she?

0:47:04.640 --> 0:47:06.520
<v Speaker 3>What do you reckon Mitch brought to the table today?

0:47:06.600 --> 0:47:08.560
<v Speaker 6>Jay, Yeah, no, nothing good?

0:47:09.239 --> 0:47:09.439
<v Speaker 1>Ah?

0:47:10.880 --> 0:47:12.239
<v Speaker 6>How many of these? Do you have?

0:47:12.560 --> 0:47:13.360
<v Speaker 3>A lot? This?

0:47:14.000 --> 0:47:15.160
<v Speaker 1>This is my idea back in the day.

0:47:15.160 --> 0:47:17.280
<v Speaker 5>And then I found out because Mitch has no staff

0:47:17.280 --> 0:47:19.680
<v Speaker 5>on his radio show at night, he's been pretending to

0:47:19.680 --> 0:47:22.640
<v Speaker 5>have a producer with my Jenna grabs that I recorded

0:47:22.640 --> 0:47:25.080
<v Speaker 5>for my old every night people think producer Jen is real.

0:47:25.600 --> 0:47:28.279
<v Speaker 4>Jenna's got about seventeen jobs in this network if she

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<v Speaker 4>also produces.

0:47:29.280 --> 0:47:30.200
<v Speaker 1>You guys, she doesn't.

0:47:30.600 --> 0:47:32.760
<v Speaker 6>She doesn't. What else can we ask Jenna?

0:47:33.680 --> 0:47:36.200
<v Speaker 3>We sort of sit and out on the responses, So

0:47:36.239 --> 0:47:39.239
<v Speaker 3>maybe we've got in the report. You've got to go

0:47:39.239 --> 0:47:40.200
<v Speaker 3>to have a cup of tea, right.

0:47:40.200 --> 0:47:40.920
<v Speaker 2>I agree with you.

0:47:40.960 --> 0:47:42.040
<v Speaker 1>There, there's so many.

0:47:41.840 --> 0:47:44.279
<v Speaker 6>More I don't agree with you going to have a

0:47:44.280 --> 0:47:44.920
<v Speaker 6>cup of tea.

0:47:45.239 --> 0:47:49.239
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, maybe you've deleted them or they've been over written

0:47:49.280 --> 0:47:51.319
<v Speaker 5>in your system. But there were so many. There was

0:47:51.360 --> 0:47:53.799
<v Speaker 5>I'll google that now and there's like, there's so many

0:47:53.840 --> 0:47:54.480
<v Speaker 5>and there she's such.

0:47:54.320 --> 0:47:57.080
<v Speaker 6>A polite producer as well, I'll google that now.

0:47:57.080 --> 0:47:58.800
<v Speaker 1>And then we brought her in real life. Not polite

0:47:58.800 --> 0:48:00.320
<v Speaker 1>at all. Such Jenna bitch.

0:48:00.640 --> 0:48:03.520
<v Speaker 3>Mitch surely throwing it in the bin. Sure, you can

0:48:03.560 --> 0:48:04.280
<v Speaker 3>sit down.

0:48:04.280 --> 0:48:06.600
<v Speaker 6>But it's really annoying, like how quickly do you want

0:48:06.600 --> 0:48:07.120
<v Speaker 6>to get out of here?

0:48:07.120 --> 0:48:07.520
<v Speaker 3>At the end?

0:48:07.719 --> 0:48:08.080
<v Speaker 1>Quiet?

0:48:08.200 --> 0:48:09.040
<v Speaker 3>He often tries to.

0:48:09.400 --> 0:48:13.640
<v Speaker 1>Someone's telling you this secret is shame.

0:48:13.440 --> 0:48:17.560
<v Speaker 3>Opened the door when you cough? If walking in?

0:48:18.160 --> 0:48:19.319
<v Speaker 6>How creaky is the door?

0:48:19.400 --> 0:48:22.880
<v Speaker 3>No, we have one that we have a record that

0:48:23.000 --> 0:48:25.759
<v Speaker 3>a door. Yeah, someone just walked in. They're out, now

0:48:26.040 --> 0:48:26.480
<v Speaker 3>go again.

0:48:26.760 --> 0:48:27.000
<v Speaker 6>Huh.

0:48:27.040 --> 0:48:28.839
<v Speaker 3>I can't do in the open.

0:48:31.239 --> 0:48:33.560
<v Speaker 1>That was That was an angle grinder.

0:48:33.840 --> 0:48:34.759
<v Speaker 6>It was an angle grind.

0:48:34.840 --> 0:48:39.120
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, it was the keys in the door unlock at Jake, Yeah,

0:48:39.160 --> 0:48:40.360
<v Speaker 3>we are is coming in? What's it?

0:48:40.560 --> 0:48:43.000
<v Speaker 6>You aett a little stiffy from this? Yeah? He does

0:48:43.040 --> 0:48:45.239
<v Speaker 6>in the sound effects A little bit serious question though,

0:48:45.280 --> 0:48:46.080
<v Speaker 6>I've noticed when.

0:48:45.920 --> 0:48:48.319
<v Speaker 1>You laugh you cough, Yeah, he does.

0:48:48.880 --> 0:48:51.560
<v Speaker 3>Can't fix it? What is that I don't smoke.

0:48:52.080 --> 0:48:52.440
<v Speaker 1>I do.

0:48:53.040 --> 0:48:54.680
<v Speaker 3>Did you laugh when you cough?

0:48:56.280 --> 0:48:58.200
<v Speaker 6>I don't find my coughs particularly hilarious.

0:48:58.239 --> 0:49:01.160
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, by the way, around you cough when you laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>Really see. I don't know what it is. I have asthma,

0:49:05.080 --> 0:49:05.760
<v Speaker 3>severe asthma.

0:49:05.840 --> 0:49:06.759
<v Speaker 6>Okay, well that's it.

0:49:06.800 --> 0:49:09.560
<v Speaker 3>I was born two months premie, so I know.

0:49:09.680 --> 0:49:12.239
<v Speaker 1>The connection with asthma and premature baby.

0:49:12.040 --> 0:49:14.240
<v Speaker 3>Because my lungs weren't developed, so I want two months

0:49:14.239 --> 0:49:17.239
<v Speaker 3>PREMI and sad. My left lung wasn't wasn't even it

0:49:17.280 --> 0:49:20.520
<v Speaker 3>didn't exist, It just hadn't been built, so it grew later.

0:49:20.560 --> 0:49:22.239
<v Speaker 3>When I came out, they were like, he's probably gonna die.

0:49:22.480 --> 0:49:24.080
<v Speaker 3>And then I spent the first three months of my

0:49:24.120 --> 0:49:26.960
<v Speaker 3>life in hospital and they're like, there'll be my mom's like,

0:49:26.960 --> 0:49:29.960
<v Speaker 3>what happened to my boy? They're like, he'll be severely underweight.

0:49:31.040 --> 0:49:33.479
<v Speaker 4>Do you want to know something, doctor bruck wrong didn't

0:49:33.520 --> 0:49:37.040
<v Speaker 4>know something crook as fuck. When my parents found out

0:49:37.080 --> 0:49:39.239
<v Speaker 4>that they were pregnant with me, doctor said I was

0:49:39.360 --> 0:49:42.240
<v Speaker 4>down syndrome, no word of a life.

0:49:42.040 --> 0:49:43.840
<v Speaker 1>And then you were born and they were like what

0:49:43.920 --> 0:49:44.200
<v Speaker 1>the fuck?

0:49:45.320 --> 0:49:47.960
<v Speaker 4>It didn't exactly happen like the whoops, but No, the

0:49:48.040 --> 0:49:50.480
<v Speaker 4>first test they do for all that kind of stuff.

0:49:50.440 --> 0:49:51.160
<v Speaker 3>Came up positive.

0:49:51.239 --> 0:49:53.320
<v Speaker 6>It came up that I had the additional chromosome or

0:49:53.320 --> 0:49:56.879
<v Speaker 6>whatever the test that they do. And what's crazy about that, though,

0:49:56.920 --> 0:49:58.080
<v Speaker 6>is they actually give you the option.

0:49:58.120 --> 0:49:59.840
<v Speaker 4>That's why they do it because there's some people aren't

0:50:00.120 --> 0:50:04.200
<v Speaker 4>mentally fit to be able to look after twenty four

0:50:04.239 --> 0:50:06.960
<v Speaker 4>or seven care yes, and my parents were like, you know,

0:50:07.000 --> 0:50:08.440
<v Speaker 4>we'll love her any way kind of thing. And then

0:50:08.480 --> 0:50:10.680
<v Speaker 4>they were just kind of like, whoopsie, Daisy, she's fine.

0:50:11.120 --> 0:50:14.000
<v Speaker 4>My whole life, I've coped you. They were right, funny,

0:50:14.040 --> 0:50:15.920
<v Speaker 4>oh classic gag.

0:50:16.080 --> 0:50:17.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well I was very early, and yeah, I'd had

0:50:17.920 --> 0:50:20.000
<v Speaker 3>to put me in the incubator and I basically it's

0:50:20.040 --> 0:50:21.480
<v Speaker 3>like when a cake comes out too soon, you put

0:50:21.480 --> 0:50:23.840
<v Speaker 3>a skewer and it's like it needs more. That was me.

0:50:24.000 --> 0:50:25.800
<v Speaker 3>So just check me in an oven for three months

0:50:25.800 --> 0:50:26.279
<v Speaker 3>and cooked me.

0:50:26.360 --> 0:50:28.680
<v Speaker 6>Stuck a kebab stick and you're like, it's perfect now.

0:50:28.680 --> 0:50:30.160
<v Speaker 3>Put an apple in my mouth and an onion in

0:50:30.160 --> 0:50:32.080
<v Speaker 3>my arse. And I was set to go. But I

0:50:32.120 --> 0:50:33.920
<v Speaker 3>think they overcooked me because I'm fucking huge.

0:50:34.520 --> 0:50:36.760
<v Speaker 6>But not until you've got your license and drug exactly.

0:50:36.760 --> 0:50:38.279
<v Speaker 3>You're right, I was skinny through I'm gonna show you

0:50:38.320 --> 0:50:39.720
<v Speaker 3>a photo.

0:50:39.840 --> 0:50:40.800
<v Speaker 6>Can I show you?

0:50:40.800 --> 0:50:40.880
<v Speaker 4>Do?

0:50:40.960 --> 0:50:42.680
<v Speaker 6>We all have photos of what used to be?

0:50:42.760 --> 0:50:44.920
<v Speaker 3>And Mitch get fat Mitch, I'll get skinny Mitch, and

0:50:44.960 --> 0:50:49.480
<v Speaker 3>you just get strategic nap awful. It actually makes me

0:50:49.640 --> 0:50:52.239
<v Speaker 3>just awful. Mine's my profile picture. I just have to

0:50:52.239 --> 0:50:53.879
<v Speaker 3>swipe back, maybe four swipes and I'm there.

0:50:55.040 --> 0:50:56.000
<v Speaker 1>I've got my fat pick.

0:50:56.520 --> 0:50:58.680
<v Speaker 6>I hang on, mine's not readily. How many people do

0:50:58.719 --> 0:50:59.239
<v Speaker 6>you show this to?

0:50:59.320 --> 0:51:01.600
<v Speaker 5>If you just literally one of the only photos in

0:51:01.600 --> 0:51:03.359
<v Speaker 5>my favorites for scenario is like this, so I can

0:51:03.400 --> 0:51:04.839
<v Speaker 5>whip it out and be like, see.

0:51:04.600 --> 0:51:09.600
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what one you want to see? This

0:51:09.719 --> 0:51:11.240
<v Speaker 3>is my most enerycent.

0:51:10.920 --> 0:51:12.600
<v Speaker 5>Well, we have a Facebook group for listeners of this

0:51:12.640 --> 0:51:15.720
<v Speaker 5>segment only. It's called Endurant Idiots, and the cover photo

0:51:16.000 --> 0:51:17.799
<v Speaker 5>is skinny Mitchturing.

0:51:17.280 --> 0:51:19.560
<v Speaker 3>Correct padding it an equestrian horse.

0:51:19.719 --> 0:51:23.200
<v Speaker 5>Yes, so only people who are aware of this segment

0:51:23.200 --> 0:51:24.239
<v Speaker 5>are able to enter that group.

0:51:24.320 --> 0:51:27.080
<v Speaker 3>I've got it, Okay, I'll go first because I started it.

0:51:27.120 --> 0:51:29.440
<v Speaker 3>This is skinny me. This was what year hod on

0:51:29.640 --> 0:51:31.520
<v Speaker 3>twenty eleven? This was nine years ago.

0:51:32.080 --> 0:51:37.799
<v Speaker 4>Ready, that's not you, it is, but the face is

0:51:38.080 --> 0:51:39.120
<v Speaker 4>that doesn't even look like you.

0:51:39.400 --> 0:51:41.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wow, that's me. Look at the collar bone on him.

0:51:42.000 --> 0:51:43.000
<v Speaker 3>True, this is me.

0:51:43.200 --> 0:51:44.280
<v Speaker 6>You'aring dog tags?

0:51:45.560 --> 0:51:47.279
<v Speaker 5>Yes, this is what I mean when I say I'm

0:51:47.280 --> 0:51:49.440
<v Speaker 5>not proud of this segment. No one can see the photos.

0:51:49.440 --> 0:51:50.520
<v Speaker 5>This is no good content.

0:51:50.600 --> 0:51:51.600
<v Speaker 3>We'll post them up. That's me.

0:51:52.239 --> 0:51:55.520
<v Speaker 6>See. Oh look I'm holding Do you know what will

0:51:55.520 --> 0:51:55.920
<v Speaker 6>pop them?

0:51:55.920 --> 0:51:58.000
<v Speaker 1>In the endurant idiots group?

0:51:58.600 --> 0:51:59.720
<v Speaker 6>People are in this endurant.

0:52:00.480 --> 0:52:02.960
<v Speaker 1>It's nearly two hundred right, yeah, I'm going to it's

0:52:03.000 --> 0:52:04.759
<v Speaker 1>one ninety. Here's my fatty pick.

0:52:05.760 --> 0:52:09.960
<v Speaker 4>Oh my, are you wearing a T shirt under your button? No,

0:52:10.000 --> 0:52:11.919
<v Speaker 4>because that's a true sign of being an FC.

0:52:12.200 --> 0:52:13.960
<v Speaker 5>Did you notice that Mitch was doing that in his

0:52:14.000 --> 0:52:16.880
<v Speaker 5>skinny pick? When you pop the button up undone over

0:52:16.920 --> 0:52:19.160
<v Speaker 5>the over the T shirt, that's when you're trying to

0:52:19.200 --> 0:52:20.000
<v Speaker 5>hide the love handle.

0:52:20.320 --> 0:52:21.520
<v Speaker 6>We're also bitch tits.

0:52:21.920 --> 0:52:24.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I had those, and I was having an undershirt

0:52:24.080 --> 0:52:26.279
<v Speaker 1>because of a sweat. You can see the.

0:52:26.360 --> 0:52:29.800
<v Speaker 6>Undershirt is for the I feel like covering the bumps.

0:52:29.960 --> 0:52:31.640
<v Speaker 1>Yes, no, that didn't work.

0:52:31.480 --> 0:52:33.799
<v Speaker 3>Because the more layers, the more it smooth things over.

0:52:34.000 --> 0:52:38.040
<v Speaker 4>But you get hotter, so then you just sweaty fat mess.

0:52:38.640 --> 0:52:40.200
<v Speaker 6>Do you want to say, man, go for it.

0:52:43.120 --> 0:52:44.359
<v Speaker 3>Oh is that a potato short?

0:52:45.600 --> 0:52:46.600
<v Speaker 6>No eyebrows either?

0:52:46.960 --> 0:52:47.280
<v Speaker 2>Wow?

0:52:47.600 --> 0:52:47.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh my?

0:52:48.400 --> 0:52:50.719
<v Speaker 4>And also I might just add that I'm wearing my

0:52:50.800 --> 0:52:53.640
<v Speaker 4>mum's old polo shirt.

0:52:55.000 --> 0:52:57.160
<v Speaker 3>Hold on, come here closer. You look like a kid

0:52:57.200 --> 0:52:58.719
<v Speaker 3>who comes up to you says, get games on your phone.

0:53:01.440 --> 0:53:04.680
<v Speaker 6>Okay, I just keep kicking you repetitively. I hate my

0:53:04.800 --> 0:53:06.520
<v Speaker 6>life when you're a.

0:53:06.480 --> 0:53:07.880
<v Speaker 3>Kid and you kind of have like a crusher, you

0:53:07.920 --> 0:53:11.080
<v Speaker 3>really admire someone older than you, like one of your siblings' friends,

0:53:11.080 --> 0:53:13.200
<v Speaker 3>and you just annoy them constantly. I used to do

0:53:13.239 --> 0:53:14.839
<v Speaker 3>that all the time, one.

0:53:14.719 --> 0:53:18.640
<v Speaker 6>Of those get out of the classroom. Why that thought?

0:53:18.719 --> 0:53:21.120
<v Speaker 5>That's say, you know what I notice a lot of

0:53:21.160 --> 0:53:24.400
<v Speaker 5>the time, if you were like a foul kid in school,

0:53:25.200 --> 0:53:27.200
<v Speaker 5>chances are you've had a glow up. But the so

0:53:27.360 --> 0:53:29.440
<v Speaker 5>called hot girls are all like kind of ranked now

0:53:29.520 --> 0:53:30.799
<v Speaker 5>don't you all too?

0:53:31.080 --> 0:53:33.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but hot girls are still with all their boyfriends,

0:53:33.920 --> 0:53:36.480
<v Speaker 3>especially from our school. You'll know this. All the hot

0:53:36.520 --> 0:53:38.319
<v Speaker 3>girls that have boyfriends that they met in your tent

0:53:38.360 --> 0:53:40.200
<v Speaker 3>are still with them. Colme my hands down.

0:53:40.320 --> 0:53:43.080
<v Speaker 5>But I've noticed that they might break up with the boyfriend,

0:53:43.080 --> 0:53:45.080
<v Speaker 5>but then they get straight back into another relationship. They're

0:53:45.080 --> 0:53:47.440
<v Speaker 5>just their relationship type. That's their way of telling you, well,

0:53:47.520 --> 0:53:48.919
<v Speaker 5>I'm successful.

0:53:48.520 --> 0:53:51.120
<v Speaker 3>And you know I remember when you're in when you're

0:53:51.120 --> 0:53:52.960
<v Speaker 3>in school. So that coffee scrub, it's making me go,

0:53:53.080 --> 0:53:58.160
<v Speaker 3>you're why did you eat it in those mouthfuls? Fucking

0:53:58.239 --> 0:54:01.319
<v Speaker 3>buzzn't Actually, it's going to be like that magic sand

0:54:01.320 --> 0:54:08.160
<v Speaker 3>that kids play with. I turn into a tree. Everyone

0:54:08.160 --> 0:54:10.000
<v Speaker 3>from high school, especially the high school I went to,

0:54:10.040 --> 0:54:13.120
<v Speaker 3>had such a reputation in high school, especially at our school,

0:54:13.280 --> 0:54:15.600
<v Speaker 3>like be cheery. My sister was like bad, badass.

0:54:15.600 --> 0:54:16.560
<v Speaker 1>Everyone knew who she was, and.

0:54:18.960 --> 0:54:22.240
<v Speaker 6>To be a cop'd be a great What happened? Aunt?

0:54:22.520 --> 0:54:25.279
<v Speaker 3>Wouldn't you pull me over? No?

0:54:25.480 --> 0:54:27.560
<v Speaker 4>Well, no, the problem is I'd call people over and

0:54:27.600 --> 0:54:29.520
<v Speaker 4>then they just pissed me off, So I just you

0:54:29.520 --> 0:54:29.799
<v Speaker 4>know what.

0:54:30.480 --> 0:54:32.160
<v Speaker 3>You'd be like, you've been pulled off for speeding, sir,

0:54:32.320 --> 0:54:33.040
<v Speaker 3>and then they get.

0:54:36.200 --> 0:54:36.439
<v Speaker 6>Them.

0:54:36.880 --> 0:54:38.879
<v Speaker 5>You'd be that cop that goes viol on Facebook because

0:54:38.880 --> 0:54:40.319
<v Speaker 5>you didn't realize there was a dash cam and.

0:54:40.239 --> 0:54:42.160
<v Speaker 1>Then look at it dog copy.

0:54:42.920 --> 0:54:45.719
<v Speaker 6>No, I have zero patients for anyone arguing back with me.

0:54:46.160 --> 0:54:51.600
<v Speaker 3>I wasn't speeding your right while are you speeding? My

0:54:51.640 --> 0:54:53.359
<v Speaker 3>wife is giving birth in the front seat. That's why

0:54:53.400 --> 0:54:54.320
<v Speaker 3>we were.

0:54:55.800 --> 0:54:57.400
<v Speaker 6>You don't have to fucking live through it now.

0:55:00.000 --> 0:55:01.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm so glad you're not a cop.

0:55:01.800 --> 0:55:03.919
<v Speaker 3>See Can I just say I play this every week

0:55:03.960 --> 0:55:05.000
<v Speaker 3>and no one thinks it's funny.

0:55:05.040 --> 0:55:06.440
<v Speaker 1>You open the lines, didn't get any callers?

0:55:06.760 --> 0:55:10.359
<v Speaker 5>Well, you get some interesting people calling through to the Edge,

0:55:10.440 --> 0:55:12.440
<v Speaker 5>don't you that radio s My favorite is.

0:55:12.440 --> 0:55:14.560
<v Speaker 6>Anyone with the name Mohammed. They're hilarious.

0:55:14.560 --> 0:55:16.440
<v Speaker 1>Who is the Edge listener to people who have never

0:55:16.560 --> 0:55:18.360
<v Speaker 1>tuned into the Edge? Ninety six one?

0:55:18.880 --> 0:55:23.399
<v Speaker 4>Well, the Edge listener Western Sydney? Yeah, yeah, twenty five.

0:55:23.800 --> 0:55:28.080
<v Speaker 5>I like to imagine every probably yeah, every trader with

0:55:28.120 --> 0:55:30.399
<v Speaker 5>pea plates on it, all like a little Mazda that's

0:55:30.440 --> 0:55:32.160
<v Speaker 5>going to the MACS drive through with peap plates.

0:55:32.200 --> 0:55:34.320
<v Speaker 6>Well yeah, but it can't be like a new Highlights you.

0:55:34.440 --> 0:55:37.400
<v Speaker 4>It's gotta be like an old white with a steel tray,

0:55:37.960 --> 0:55:38.840
<v Speaker 4>red peas on it.

0:55:39.160 --> 0:55:42.839
<v Speaker 5>Yes, young Western Sydney people. Right, and you answer the phone,

0:55:42.880 --> 0:55:44.000
<v Speaker 5>So what sort of stuff do you get?

0:55:44.000 --> 0:55:45.960
<v Speaker 3>Do you? I'll be you ready new into the phone

0:55:46.000 --> 0:55:48.440
<v Speaker 3>already the Edge of Mike nomail. What's your name? John?

0:55:49.040 --> 0:55:49.239
<v Speaker 6>John?

0:55:49.280 --> 0:55:50.160
<v Speaker 3>What are you calling about?

0:55:50.880 --> 0:55:53.600
<v Speaker 6>I just want to tell Markey is a fucking dukerd.

0:55:53.239 --> 0:55:55.040
<v Speaker 3>Ok, Thanks, John, I'm gonna see we can get you

0:55:55.040 --> 0:55:55.839
<v Speaker 3>one of the next ten today.

0:55:55.880 --> 0:55:57.520
<v Speaker 1>There, get off bluetooth and speaker phone.

0:55:57.719 --> 0:56:00.560
<v Speaker 3>Turn your Brady off in the background. What's your ideal caller? So,

0:56:00.600 --> 0:56:02.000
<v Speaker 3>say you're in the morning you need a call, what

0:56:02.000 --> 0:56:04.319
<v Speaker 3>do they say to get on air? What's the best thing?

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<v Speaker 6>I like the unexpected things?

0:56:06.320 --> 0:56:08.520
<v Speaker 4>Same, yeah, Like, if I could tell you what the

0:56:08.560 --> 0:56:10.439
<v Speaker 4>ideal call would be, it wouldn't be the ideal call

0:56:10.520 --> 0:56:12.200
<v Speaker 4>because I've thought of it. It'd have to be something

0:56:12.200 --> 0:56:14.799
<v Speaker 4>that really gets me, like some when they actually make

0:56:14.880 --> 0:56:18.160
<v Speaker 4>me laugh. Like I remember one one guy calling up

0:56:18.160 --> 0:56:20.240
<v Speaker 4>and telling us this story about how his date shitter

0:56:20.320 --> 0:56:23.160
<v Speaker 4>pants like during the date in the movie theater, and

0:56:23.200 --> 0:56:24.800
<v Speaker 4>that I was barely laughing.

0:56:24.960 --> 0:56:26.719
<v Speaker 3>Well, you told us just before we came in on

0:56:26.760 --> 0:56:29.680
<v Speaker 3>air on the cloud that you have put the bed

0:56:29.719 --> 0:56:33.680
<v Speaker 3>before I have shot As a kid, I was a child, yea.

0:56:33.840 --> 0:56:34.799
<v Speaker 3>And what were you dreaming of?

0:56:34.960 --> 0:56:37.800
<v Speaker 4>I dreamt, and I vividly remember dreaming of the toilet

0:56:37.920 --> 0:56:40.719
<v Speaker 4>on that and I was like, oh, lucky there's a

0:56:40.760 --> 0:56:45.560
<v Speaker 4>toilet there, because I'm turtlenecking. I remember sitting on the

0:56:45.560 --> 0:56:47.560
<v Speaker 4>toilet wiping everything, and.

0:56:47.520 --> 0:56:49.279
<v Speaker 5>Then I woke up and was like so like in

0:56:49.320 --> 0:56:52.320
<v Speaker 5>the dream, made in your dream, you made the decision

0:56:52.360 --> 0:56:54.279
<v Speaker 5>to ship, and then your body in real life was

0:56:54.280 --> 0:56:56.080
<v Speaker 5>like yep, it was like inception.

0:56:56.239 --> 0:56:57.000
<v Speaker 6>Like in my dream.

0:56:57.120 --> 0:56:58.879
<v Speaker 4>I was like, hang on hold the dream, I gotta

0:56:58.880 --> 0:57:01.000
<v Speaker 4>go upstairs to the too.

0:57:01.520 --> 0:57:04.360
<v Speaker 6>And then it wasn't until I woke up that I realized.

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<v Speaker 3>I've wet the bed recently.

0:57:08.200 --> 0:57:09.880
<v Speaker 6>When you're drunk recently.

0:57:09.520 --> 0:57:13.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, probably nineteen, I wet the bed.

0:57:13.640 --> 0:57:16.640
<v Speaker 4>I have friends who have boyfriends who pissed themselves every

0:57:16.640 --> 0:57:17.680
<v Speaker 4>time they drink, so like.

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<v Speaker 1>That will weir on my friends?

0:57:21.040 --> 0:57:23.040
<v Speaker 5>I don't think I would put up with that. I'd

0:57:23.080 --> 0:57:24.880
<v Speaker 5>have to really love someone to be like, no, babe,

0:57:24.880 --> 0:57:25.280
<v Speaker 5>it's fine.

0:57:25.440 --> 0:57:27.840
<v Speaker 6>No, I had a expert. I just I just remember

0:57:27.880 --> 0:57:29.840
<v Speaker 6>the next boy from weed on me once. It wasn't

0:57:29.840 --> 0:57:31.480
<v Speaker 6>a habit thing, but he did do it.

0:57:31.600 --> 0:57:32.720
<v Speaker 3>We have a boss here at work. He said he

0:57:32.760 --> 0:57:34.040
<v Speaker 3>weed on his girlfriend for fun.

0:57:34.200 --> 0:57:36.360
<v Speaker 1>Hang on, I want to I wanted it fun for

0:57:36.440 --> 0:57:39.720
<v Speaker 1>her or him him, not her, right, I want to

0:57:39.800 --> 0:57:42.400
<v Speaker 1>unpack this one. Did she just your friend who said

0:57:42.400 --> 0:57:43.840
<v Speaker 1>that that happened? Did she just put up with it

0:57:43.880 --> 0:57:44.280
<v Speaker 1>and accepted?

0:57:44.360 --> 0:57:44.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:57:44.560 --> 0:57:47.400
<v Speaker 5>Whenever day I get donky pisces. Oh, like that's his

0:57:47.480 --> 0:57:49.040
<v Speaker 5>part of would she ever jump into snames.

0:57:49.080 --> 0:57:51.000
<v Speaker 4>I was at the house and he went to sleep,

0:57:51.560 --> 0:57:53.720
<v Speaker 4>and she said something like, oh, I'm not going to

0:57:53.760 --> 0:57:55.360
<v Speaker 4>sleep in there tonight because he'll probably piss on me.

0:57:55.400 --> 0:57:58.280
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, what got and then.

0:57:58.120 --> 0:58:00.400
<v Speaker 4>She said, yeah, every time he drinks pretty much, he

0:58:00.480 --> 0:58:02.480
<v Speaker 4>apparently knows he's doing it as well.

0:58:02.480 --> 0:58:03.840
<v Speaker 6>He's just too lazy and drunk.

0:58:03.920 --> 0:58:04.919
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's no good.

0:58:04.960 --> 0:58:06.640
<v Speaker 5>I was gonna say, she's a very accepting if it's

0:58:06.640 --> 0:58:08.000
<v Speaker 5>an accident, but if he knows it's doing it.

0:58:08.240 --> 0:58:10.040
<v Speaker 4>I think some people do it accidentally, but they will

0:58:10.040 --> 0:58:13.000
<v Speaker 4>like open a wardrobe door and think it's the bathroom.

0:58:13.200 --> 0:58:16.080
<v Speaker 6>Ah right, Yeah, he just lays there out of laziness.

0:58:16.080 --> 0:58:18.280
<v Speaker 3>Do you guys we in the shower? I do, I

0:58:18.320 --> 0:58:22.439
<v Speaker 3>do ye in the bar, but no, you can't do that.

0:58:22.840 --> 0:58:23.960
<v Speaker 6>I don't work in the bath.

0:58:25.760 --> 0:58:27.120
<v Speaker 3>You can't win the bath And.

0:58:29.600 --> 0:58:34.480
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'm not asking you to come share my bath waterer.

0:58:35.280 --> 0:58:38.040
<v Speaker 1>True, what's the problem myself?

0:58:38.200 --> 0:58:41.040
<v Speaker 3>We couldn't fit in the bloody Meriton Himes or a

0:58:41.080 --> 0:58:46.080
<v Speaker 3>game of Mitch or that's a damn for everyone listening,

0:58:46.240 --> 0:58:52.000
<v Speaker 3>Hoover Mitch dam Yeah.

0:58:50.480 --> 0:58:53.280
<v Speaker 6>I just thought because we don't laugh.

0:58:53.480 --> 0:58:55.280
<v Speaker 1>He takes it really personally. If no one laughs and

0:58:55.320 --> 0:58:56.440
<v Speaker 1>it's like he.

0:58:56.400 --> 0:58:58.040
<v Speaker 4>Can, it would have been that weird kid growing up

0:58:58.080 --> 0:59:00.720
<v Speaker 4>doing performances for your family and they would have been laughing.

0:59:00.920 --> 0:59:02.320
<v Speaker 3>No, that didn't happen. But I did have an alto

0:59:02.400 --> 0:59:04.800
<v Speaker 3>saxophone from your nine to twelve and I played it

0:59:04.840 --> 0:59:06.000
<v Speaker 3>for the family at family dinners.

0:59:06.040 --> 0:59:06.840
<v Speaker 6>You know what I should do?

0:59:07.360 --> 0:59:09.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I picked up at the other day. It was

0:59:09.400 --> 0:59:10.880
<v Speaker 3>here at work and I played I have the Tiger

0:59:11.160 --> 0:59:11.560
<v Speaker 3>still here.

0:59:11.640 --> 0:59:13.640
<v Speaker 5>I was about to say I should get because my

0:59:13.720 --> 0:59:17.880
<v Speaker 5>sister she has my violin and she played like professionally.

0:59:17.880 --> 0:59:20.919
<v Speaker 5>She's a saxophone teacher, so she I'm like, I should

0:59:20.960 --> 0:59:22.560
<v Speaker 5>get her to come in one day with a saxon

0:59:22.600 --> 0:59:24.439
<v Speaker 5>a violin and see if we can play a fucking jet.

0:59:25.400 --> 0:59:26.240
<v Speaker 6>Can you play the violin?

0:59:26.360 --> 0:59:28.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well I have a touch twenty year me too.

0:59:28.160 --> 0:59:28.400
<v Speaker 3>I can.

0:59:28.440 --> 0:59:29.840
<v Speaker 6>I can can I sing on this?

0:59:29.960 --> 0:59:32.040
<v Speaker 3>I can close my eyes and I can I can

0:59:32.240 --> 0:59:33.720
<v Speaker 3>picture when my fingers go.

0:59:34.080 --> 0:59:35.960
<v Speaker 1>Let's get her to do Ave Maria while we play

0:59:35.960 --> 0:59:37.240
<v Speaker 1>on the saxophon violin.

0:59:37.400 --> 0:59:38.120
<v Speaker 3>That that'd be fun.

0:59:38.280 --> 0:59:39.000
<v Speaker 6>Ave Maria.

0:59:39.440 --> 0:59:43.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh, you know, I consider it.

0:59:43.920 --> 0:59:46.440
<v Speaker 6>I just thought that's for the prayer by Anthony Klea.

0:59:46.480 --> 0:59:48.000
<v Speaker 6>Didn't he do a version of.

0:59:48.480 --> 0:59:52.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking of Shrek? Isn't it in Shrek's Yah? Yeah,

0:59:52.640 --> 0:59:55.240
<v Speaker 3>I can actually sing dead set, don't hear it?

0:59:55.280 --> 0:59:55.520
<v Speaker 6>As in?

0:59:55.640 --> 0:59:57.880
<v Speaker 1>You can train or you just make it a coffin Now.

0:59:57.880 --> 0:59:59.280
<v Speaker 3>I went to see the school in New York and

0:59:59.280 --> 1:00:02.280
<v Speaker 3>part of the training was operatic singing. You've done what

1:00:03.640 --> 1:00:05.600
<v Speaker 3>I've done an opera. I say, if you listen to

1:00:05.640 --> 1:00:07.480
<v Speaker 3>the show, you know that I've mentioned that ready, I

1:00:07.480 --> 1:00:09.800
<v Speaker 3>don't think he has my diaphragm isn't warmed up?

1:00:10.440 --> 1:00:12.080
<v Speaker 6>If I say, shoulders moving upward?

1:00:13.520 --> 1:00:16.000
<v Speaker 3>Listen to my rage, I've got it.

1:00:16.800 --> 1:00:17.640
<v Speaker 6>You can do more than.

1:00:25.720 --> 1:00:29.160
<v Speaker 1>How dare I doubt him? Actually? That not like an

1:00:29.160 --> 1:00:32.120
<v Speaker 1>impression of someone doing an opera performance. That actually sounded

1:00:32.160 --> 1:00:32.840
<v Speaker 1>like an opera singer.

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<v Speaker 6>What do you think that was good?

1:00:34.280 --> 1:00:34.520
<v Speaker 1>Huh?

1:00:34.560 --> 1:00:36.800
<v Speaker 6>Do you think that was good? Would you buy his CD?

1:00:37.080 --> 1:00:37.120
<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course not, never bought an opera.

1:00:39.440 --> 1:00:40.400
<v Speaker 6>He listens to opera.

1:00:41.160 --> 1:00:44.040
<v Speaker 3>Mark Vincent lives in our area. He was on.

1:00:45.720 --> 1:00:48.080
<v Speaker 6>How he performs at the local pub. I really took

1:00:48.080 --> 1:00:48.640
<v Speaker 6>off his career.

1:00:48.640 --> 1:00:51.480
<v Speaker 3>He was performing at Christmas, which is the busiest sale

1:00:51.560 --> 1:00:52.160
<v Speaker 3>time of the year.

1:00:53.320 --> 1:00:54.560
<v Speaker 6>Family Christmas, I don't.

1:00:54.360 --> 1:01:00.240
<v Speaker 3>Have Christmas mark your present at Christmas at where Field,

1:01:00.280 --> 1:01:05.240
<v Speaker 3>you know what, everyone's rushing and you gotta get the card.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, fuck off.

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<v Speaker 6>There's just one level of opera though, like you can't

1:01:08.800 --> 1:01:10.600
<v Speaker 6>have chi No.

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<v Speaker 5>I love it when a lady does like a she

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<v Speaker 5>starts gentle, she's like, builds it up.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I could probably do that ready kind of,

1:01:26.880 --> 1:01:28.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm very deep. I'm very deep.

1:01:30.880 --> 1:01:31.920
<v Speaker 1>Just clearing the throat, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was actually not bad.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, do you guys know that meme with the

1:01:44.080 --> 1:01:47.240
<v Speaker 5>weird looking animal. Take a closer look at that snout.

1:01:47.680 --> 1:01:49.520
<v Speaker 5>I can do an impression. I'll show you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's I'll get up on the web.

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<v Speaker 6>Also, this bothers me. It's something that's a video. It's

1:01:54.520 --> 1:01:55.040
<v Speaker 6>not a meme.

1:01:56.080 --> 1:01:59.120
<v Speaker 5>Is going back to the vine days, I think. But

1:01:59.400 --> 1:02:01.240
<v Speaker 5>for the far it's from Phantom of the Opera and

1:02:01.320 --> 1:02:04.240
<v Speaker 5>I can do this opera. Just an impression of this meme.

1:02:04.320 --> 1:02:11.800
<v Speaker 1>Ready, take a closer look at that snout?

1:02:12.160 --> 1:02:13.720
<v Speaker 3>Why was this ever going viral?

1:02:15.080 --> 1:02:15.960
<v Speaker 4>Keep watching.

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<v Speaker 2>It?

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<v Speaker 6>West, I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 5>So, yeah, I can do an impression of that. That's

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<v Speaker 5>the exactly on go go go go, Take a close

1:02:33.600 --> 1:02:39.040
<v Speaker 5>look at that snout, I'd say, their hands, what do

1:02:39.120 --> 1:02:40.320
<v Speaker 5>they add part of the performance?

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<v Speaker 3>They fisted pencil? Please?

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<v Speaker 6>Why do you have this?

1:02:44.200 --> 1:02:44.680
<v Speaker 3>I scared?

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<v Speaker 6>Can I throw? I scared on smart Is there even

1:02:48.240 --> 1:02:49.040
<v Speaker 6>a smart board in this?

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<v Speaker 3>That's me and Hayden. I drew it on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you use it for who's eyebrows?

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<v Speaker 3>Haters? I was playing around with pencils?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just say, this is a very strange moment

1:02:59.760 --> 1:03:00.000
<v Speaker 1>for me.

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<v Speaker 5>If you come in on this show and you repeat

1:03:01.720 --> 1:03:03.760
<v Speaker 5>the same stories, because you forget that you've already told

1:03:03.800 --> 1:03:06.080
<v Speaker 5>them in the space of today. You've told me you're

1:03:06.120 --> 1:03:09.560
<v Speaker 5>an opera singer. You can fucking sketch very well. I'm

1:03:09.600 --> 1:03:13.840
<v Speaker 5>looking at that as well. Studied you study theater in Newry.

1:03:14.000 --> 1:03:16.000
<v Speaker 5>Have you been sitting on all these stories this whole time?

1:03:16.080 --> 1:03:18.160
<v Speaker 5>And yet up until now you just come in and go,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm on the radio.

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<v Speaker 3>I have no thumb.

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<v Speaker 1>He's on midnight now.

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<v Speaker 3>You never ask. Yeah, you've a good co host, probes,

1:03:25.800 --> 1:03:27.240
<v Speaker 3>you'd know you got to ask questions.

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 3>And we should probably wrap.

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<v Speaker 6>It's been a very for the past ninety seven Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>we should get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Very generous of you.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually say thank you for being here. It's great

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<v Speaker 3>to have someone who probes found out that I'm an

1:03:39.240 --> 1:03:39.880
<v Speaker 3>operatic singer.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know if that was her probing. We just

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<v Speaker 1>got there and it happened.

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<v Speaker 5>This is why I always encourage against the sound effect thing,

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<v Speaker 5>because the conversation can lead to.

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<v Speaker 3>Who knows, from next week no sound effects.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there won't be. We're going to be in isolation.

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<v Speaker 3>Nat, thank you for coming on Pure once again. Plug

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<v Speaker 3>your socials. Nap penfold, nap Penfold brilliant. Are your Twitter

1:03:57.000 --> 1:03:58.640
<v Speaker 3>user that I have one?

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<v Speaker 4>But I think my only tweet years ago when I

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<v Speaker 4>was trying to get it to pop up at the

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<v Speaker 4>bottom of the screen on the voice Oh yeah, do

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<v Speaker 4>you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know, exactly mean my altie and child's voice

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<v Speaker 3>of an Angel.

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<v Speaker 6>I think I loved Delta's dancing Tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>Compliments Delta, and they didn't put that on.

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<v Speaker 1>They would have been the only person.

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<v Speaker 4>If I'm a smart person, I would have found that

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<v Speaker 4>on my own Twitter and deleted.

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<v Speaker 3>Once. I'd tweet a big brother when they used to

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<v Speaker 3>do live and it came up and I made my

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<v Speaker 3>cover photo on face Well.

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<v Speaker 4>My god, I remember back in the day when Umi

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<v Speaker 4>Steime's was on MTV. We were like texting the line

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<v Speaker 4>that made the things come up because she was like

1:04:32.600 --> 1:04:33.840
<v Speaker 4>a huge TV thing back then.

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<v Speaker 3>What happened? What did she host?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, like Channel V or MTV or something, and she

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<v Speaker 6>was like cool, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh damn it. You definitely got rid of your old tweets.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I also was probably smart in the same period of

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<v Speaker 4>time deleting my Facebook my I mean sorry, my old MySpace.

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<v Speaker 6>And I also had a Biber at.

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<v Speaker 3>One point, which you won't Oh I had. I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>have Biber, but I had Habbo Hotel, don't I loved

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<v Speaker 3>Habo Hotel.

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<v Speaker 6>I was doing about this yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>My brother used to It's so annoyed at me because

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<v Speaker 4>we back then it was to get it on the internet,

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<v Speaker 4>so you have like a time limit each day, and

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<v Speaker 4>I'd use up all our time and have a hotel

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<v Speaker 4>going into private rooms and things changed to Bobba.

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<v Speaker 3>How about hotels like a cross between. It was like

1:05:16.680 --> 1:05:20.560
<v Speaker 3>Penguin and sims and you're all like lego figures, like.

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<v Speaker 4>A chat room, but you can make your own character

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<v Speaker 4>and you talk to each other people all around the world,

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<v Speaker 4>and then you have private rooms.

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<v Speaker 6>You can earn coins that give.

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<v Speaker 3>You like furniture in your seem like a hotel.

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<v Speaker 6>People used to.

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<v Speaker 4>Try and have sex with you and stuff on there

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<v Speaker 4>as in like you know, but they every word she

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<v Speaker 4>said that was like fuck or big made it turn

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<v Speaker 4>into Bobba. I'd feel like I don't want to bother

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<v Speaker 4>you and bob bob are you bobba?

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<v Speaker 3>And stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 6>I used to sit on there like you saw that,

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<v Speaker 6>you saw what I looked like.

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<v Speaker 4>Imagine that girl sweating at the computer of yuck, drinking

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<v Speaker 4>seventeen diet cokes.

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<v Speaker 3>Was groomed by a pedophile on Compenguin and now my

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<v Speaker 3>sister's a pedophile. She was fine, nothing ever happened, but

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<v Speaker 3>she was. He would just constantly.

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<v Speaker 6>They saying, now my sister is a pedophile.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, my sister is a pedophile hunter. She's a

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<v Speaker 3>pedophile cop.

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<v Speaker 6>Is she like a specialist pedophile cop?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's in that division air detective.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. And my my little sister was the one who

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<v Speaker 3>had a weird creep every time she'd gone, they'd be there, Hi,

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<v Speaker 3>come to my igloo And she never played.

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<v Speaker 6>This penguan thing. But I'm assuming the same concept.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, club Penguin pedophiles.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you wore, you got kicked off Club Penguin. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they were. They went Bubba or whatever the funk it was.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't of bubble to the same way. She's like,

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<v Speaker 3>do you want to have Boba in yours? I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>what do you want to fuck my milk tea?

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<v Speaker 1>He wants to blaye both marry Void.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Bobe you hey, that character in Star Wars dirty

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<v Speaker 3>Boba Fet what was his real first name? Fuck Fet

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<v Speaker 3>the builder Dirty? He died this week. Actually, the voice

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<v Speaker 3>of bub the Building passed away. The voice of Bob

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<v Speaker 3>the Builder from Corona didn't.

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<v Speaker 6>The guy from Star Wars did?

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<v Speaker 3>Did he Wars?

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<v Speaker 6>Someone from Star Wars died? Did they in Corona? Maybe Trek?

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<v Speaker 6>Is there a big difference?

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<v Speaker 3>That's all they're saying. They're all in fucking space ship.

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<v Speaker 3>We're all fighting some war that no one cares about.

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<v Speaker 6>I haven't. I haven't seen one episode of Star Wars

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<v Speaker 6>in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never seen episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're filmed.

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<v Speaker 3>Episode all right, we need to get out of here,

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<v Speaker 3>naped fold on all socials, Mitch, Mitch, We'll be back

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<v Speaker 3>tomorrow next week, and then Jenna should hopefully be here.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, see if we can social distance and still keep

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<v Speaker 1>her on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Love you guys, Stay safe, catch it just me.

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