Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: It should in young people inhaling the gas from cooking
Speaker 2: canisters known as names to get high.
Speaker 3: Some feelings make more sense than others.
Speaker 1: Done everything for you.
Speaker 3: My career on Hold could have been anything if I
Speaker 3: had the talent.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for observations. You didn't ask for his leadership.
Speaker 1: I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 3: Well, good, Just still a black couple of ritchies, one
Speaker 3: of us be Mi and the other Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Just to make things easier, your Mitch, I only call
Speaker 1: you Mitchell when you're being annoying.
Speaker 3: You always call me Mitchell. Oh no, he is Mitch,
Speaker 3: Julie and Mitchell kou Well, well, well here we are
Speaker 3: one man down, though we are poor Jana Comedia I
Speaker 3: got a.
Speaker 5: Don't make jokes. She love her grandmother, so that's very
Speaker 5: sad for her. She's not here this week. But fortunately
Speaker 5: we'd already lined up a guest host to be on
Speaker 5: the show this week. So the third wheel has just
Speaker 5: been replaced with another wheel, and this particular guess one
Speaker 5: of your types, Mitch and radio presenter. Yes, she's on
Speaker 5: error to the age ninety six one for the drive
Speaker 5: home and kiss.
Speaker 1: Her name is nat Penfald.
Speaker 6: She's here, Hello, very excited to be here.
Speaker 4: And yes, poor Jenna, I made a couple of inappropriate
Speaker 4: jokes without this morning, not knowing what had gone down.
Speaker 6: I might have to apologize.
Speaker 3: He said, she was in the bathroom, right.
Speaker 4: I was in the bathroom with her and just being
Speaker 4: inappropriate as I am. I walked in and said, Jenna's
Speaker 4: doing a ship and then and then she's like, now
Speaker 4: I'm not. And then after she came out of the cubicle,
Speaker 4: I went in, of course, as you do, and went
Speaker 4: and checked to make sure you do well.
Speaker 6: I was just like, oh, but you did. And she's like,
Speaker 6: there's napping in there, and I was like, she's covering
Speaker 6: up and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there were no skitties, but she just used the brushses.
Speaker 3: We're thinking of Jenna.
Speaker 1: We love it a bit, And little did you know
Speaker 1: she was grieving.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's in the.
Speaker 6: Toilet crying and I'm choking for skitty.
Speaker 3: She's had a big one and it made a tear
Speaker 3: up and she's like, no, I'm mourning. Oh, Jenn, I
Speaker 3: feel awful. But yeah, you're also a fellow shiron.
Speaker 1: Sure never heard that one before.
Speaker 3: From the Yes, we we kind of knew each other
Speaker 3: before we started working here.
Speaker 6: Yes, I think your sister was in the year below
Speaker 6: me at school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was a right bitch too, didn't you believe
Speaker 3: what did you believe her?
Speaker 6: Look, I probably believed. I'm not proud of these moments.
Speaker 6: But yes, we're both from the shy, the same school.
Speaker 6: I forget that, but you're I don't like it. I
Speaker 6: was trying to avoid this part.
Speaker 3: You're quite a bit younger than It's fine, No one
Speaker 3: knows we look the same.
Speaker 6: I've had some injections, but that is probably that's what
Speaker 6: I thought.
Speaker 1: I walked on Instagram. People can go check out what
Speaker 1: your face looks like. Look, I don't think i've gone
Speaker 1: penfold at that penfold.
Speaker 6: Yes, of course, I don't think I've gone too far
Speaker 6: with the injection.
Speaker 3: You've got a good amount.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to keep myself youthful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you do look it. But you do have worked
Speaker 3: together for years, right, You worked at the Edge on
Speaker 3: making the name of the breakfast show.
Speaker 5: Yes, I've actually brought a little grab with me because
Speaker 5: back in the day when we worked at the Edge,
Speaker 5: Natton and I did a little experiment because we realized
Speaker 5: that we both kind of had gender neutral voices. So
Speaker 5: I often get confused for a woman, particularly on the phone,
Speaker 5: and saying with Nat, she gets confused with it for
Speaker 5: a guy over the phone.
Speaker 3: You sound like a masculine woman, and you sound like
Speaker 3: a gay man.
Speaker 6: Exactly right.
Speaker 4: Like if he looked at us and switched our voices,
Speaker 4: it'd make way more sense to here.
Speaker 6: I am just yeah, the bush pig.
Speaker 3: I was in a car with a friend listening to kids.
Speaker 3: I always listened to it, and someone's like, who's this guy?
Speaker 3: And I'm like what, They're like, that's a gay man.
Speaker 6: Wait, who was it you?
Speaker 3: It was you, Nat? I thought it was just a
Speaker 3: gay man. Really deep, No.
Speaker 6: I know this happens.
Speaker 4: And when I was younger, I used to try and
Speaker 4: make my voice more feminine, and I used to be
Speaker 4: like hello when I'd.
Speaker 6: Answer calls from boys and stuff.
Speaker 4: But then now I've just worked out that having a whiny,
Speaker 4: high pitched voice as a girl is probably more annoying,
Speaker 4: so I'm rolling with it.
Speaker 5: But anyway, back in the day, we did these brank
Speaker 5: calls as an experiment. We both called I think it
Speaker 5: was Maya, one of the department stores and just asked
Speaker 5: to be put through to the clothing department to see
Speaker 5: where they put it.
Speaker 4: They then which clothing department we need?
Speaker 1: We both did one. Here's how mine went.
Speaker 5: Oh hi, I came shopping the other day and I
Speaker 5: just had a question about the particular item of clothing
Speaker 5: that I purchased. Can you put me through to the
Speaker 5: clothing department please?
Speaker 1: Any particular brand? Ralph Lauren?
Speaker 4: Sure this is for women, right?
Speaker 1: Yes, you make sure connecting you out, that's right, telling.
Speaker 3: That's goal.
Speaker 5: I wasn't surprised though, like it happens all the time,
Speaker 5: and even after I've corrected telemarketers and stuff on the
Speaker 5: phone or if I'm calling up about my shit Internet,
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm not, mam. Can you stop calling me mam?
Speaker 5: I'm very sorry, ma'am.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I'm not, man. I don't know
Speaker 1: how to get that through your head.
Speaker 4: I've been through McDonald's drive through before, and you know
Speaker 4: how there's a speaker box so they can't see you.
Speaker 4: That'll that'll happen soon, they'll put cameras on those things.
Speaker 4: But at the moment I'll order and then is that also.
Speaker 6: I'm like, you're going to get a.
Speaker 4: Our nuts went Hi boughts something the other day and
Speaker 4: it doesn't fit me. Could you put me through to
Speaker 4: the clothing department, please?
Speaker 6: Clothing?
Speaker 3: Thank you one moment.
Speaker 6: Oh, mine's in particular. If I like, if I don't
Speaker 6: talk like I'm excited, it's when it.
Speaker 5: Gets like if you're hungover all you'd.
Speaker 3: Be fucking thought hung over his game over For me,
Speaker 3: it'd sound awful. Let's start coming up on the show,
Speaker 3: Coombs is making his famous d I Y coffee scrub.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't call it famous yet, but it's been requested
Speaker 5: by listeners. Though it's basically bye roll.
Speaker 3: People really seem interested about this.
Speaker 6: Nat.
Speaker 3: My boyfriend Hayden said to me, all I want is
Speaker 3: Mitch's coffee scrub recipe, and I'm like, why and how
Speaker 3: do you know about?
Speaker 1: Before the lockdown? People have got time in their hands now, so.
Speaker 4: I love that he wants to spend his free time
Speaker 4: making his skin an extra smooth as well.
Speaker 6: I know what I want, healthy scratch.
Speaker 3: I want to smell like a Macona extrastan.
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassingly easy people. I'll tell it to you later on.
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, that's exciting. Plus, Nat, I don't know
Speaker 3: if you know how the show works, obviously you're an
Speaker 3: avid listener. But we kick off the show each week
Speaker 3: with it. Is it just me? It's the core of
Speaker 3: the show. It's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go first this week because I just have
Speaker 3: to get mine off my chest. What's yours about? I
Speaker 3: want to give us a little taste.
Speaker 5: I would say it's it's the moment that I realized
Speaker 5: just how much of a worse I really am, and.
Speaker 3: That you've got one too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, mine's food related with Oh is no surprise to
Speaker 4: anyone that would know me.
Speaker 6: I'm very passionate about my food. So something that angers
Speaker 6: me about food.
Speaker 1: You'll fit right out.
Speaker 3: All right, let's start. I'm gonna kick us off.
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Do you not want to believe that Ellen DeGeneres is
Speaker 3: an awful person?
Speaker 6: I know?
Speaker 3: Have you heard about this?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Have you mitched?
Speaker 1: I saw this the other day.
Speaker 5: I haven't read into it yet, though, if it's all
Speaker 5: the tweets former staff members, yeah, she's a massive pain.
Speaker 3: So it's like it's a couple of weeks old, but
Speaker 3: the thread is still being added to this. So yeah,
Speaker 3: to this day, there is over one hundred thousand likes
Speaker 3: on it. So the thread was started by a Twitter
Speaker 3: user named Kevin T. Porter and he has worked for
Speaker 3: Ellen for years, not anymore. He said, right now, we
Speaker 3: all need a little kindness, you know, like Ellen Degeneress
Speaker 3: always talks about. She's also notoriously one of the meanest
Speaker 3: people alive. Started the thread and said, if you know
Speaker 3: any insane stories that are true, comment down below and
Speaker 3: I'll donate two dollars to the LA Food Bank for
Speaker 3: every crazy story. Oh my god, Like they get nuts right,
Speaker 3: So they start off kind of like Lukewarm, someone says
Speaker 3: a friend of mine with a PA for her. On
Speaker 3: the show, when Russell Brand came into the employee break
Speaker 3: area to chat with the crew and hang out, Ellen
Speaker 3: came bursting in got furious at him, saying he didn't
Speaker 3: have to interact with the scum. That's why guests have
Speaker 3: their own backstage area. Wow, I mean, and she was
Speaker 3: embarrassing herself in front of another celebrity.
Speaker 6: I saw this.
Speaker 4: Thread, and the one that was the worst for me
Speaker 4: was did you hear about the one with the chick
Speaker 4: that worked at the restaurant with a nail polish?
Speaker 6: Yes, like, it's just so stupid.
Speaker 3: Ellen and Porsche. I love Porsche. Porsche just seems like
Speaker 3: a slave, doesn't she like on a leash? Porsche?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Porsche de ROSSI Oh, yeah, that's she's got an
Speaker 1: Aussie wife. I forgot about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she's got she's got media.
Speaker 1: I've done this. How we did celebs who don't use
Speaker 1: their real name?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where the hell is it? Amanda Rogers?
Speaker 6: Oh god, how boring.
Speaker 3: This is one you were talking about. I worked at
Speaker 3: a restaurant in La served her and Porsche at brunch.
Speaker 3: She wrote a letter, handwritten to the owner complained about
Speaker 3: my chipped nail polish wasn't even on her plate, just
Speaker 3: on her hands. She worked all night till closing the
Speaker 3: night before, almost got her fired. Imagine writing a letter
Speaker 3: to someone about their nail polish.
Speaker 1: A letter haven, and she went to all.
Speaker 4: That effort to handwrite a letter. Is it the eighteen hundreds?
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of it.
Speaker 4: I'm a fan of a complaint email lea, Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: a lot of it.
Speaker 3: An old friend worked with they were a lot, and
Speaker 3: smiled and said good afternoon to her. One day. After
Speaker 3: working for two years, Ellen became unhinged. Who do you
Speaker 3: think you are? You don't look at me, YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 3: She said poor. She was there and seemed embarrassed and
Speaker 3: tried to pull her away. I'm not poor, Amanda Rogers.
Speaker 3: Ellen stopped darling.
Speaker 4: Please don't No, she's the girlfriend at the party that
Speaker 4: you know that it's getting embarrassed by their partner being
Speaker 4: too drunk.
Speaker 6: But I feel like, oh, please, like, don't do anything tonight.
Speaker 6: That's Ellen. But anytime she goes in public.
Speaker 3: Now there's so many more. Go and read the thread.
Speaker 3: There's one about her firing and autistic worker because he
Speaker 3: smiled because that was just a sort of like a
Speaker 3: twitch that he had, and she fired him the day
Speaker 3: after he did it. She said, don't smile at me,
Speaker 3: and he did it again but he couldn't help it.
Speaker 3: She fired him the day after he started. See.
Speaker 5: I love to jump to Ellen's defense and be like, oh,
Speaker 5: it's been in Bella. She's taken out of context, but
Speaker 5: I can't think of her context.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 4: If this many people have joined the threat as well,
Speaker 4: because you could argue people just hate successful people and
Speaker 4: then jazz.
Speaker 6: But if there's been this many tweets, it's just you have.
Speaker 3: To believe where there's smoke, there's fire, there has to
Speaker 3: be some truth to it.
Speaker 5: We all work behind the scenes in media, right. There
Speaker 5: is kind of a general understanding when you're in like
Speaker 5: a producing type role that you just you just keep
Speaker 5: the talent happy. You just give them what they want,
Speaker 5: not in like a cruel way, but you just kind
Speaker 5: of that's you understand, that's part of the job. It
Speaker 5: was funny when I was doing one of my Studio
Speaker 5: ten segments. When I was filming, I mentioned, oh god,
Speaker 5: I'm really thirsty. You feel like my mouth is dry.
Speaker 5: The producer I was working with, without missing a beat,
Speaker 5: just like walked off and went to get a bottle
Speaker 5: of water for me, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I can get
Speaker 1: my own water, Like I'm fucking no. It was I
Speaker 1: just feel like people are kind of trained to do that,
Speaker 1: but when the demands get that bad, it's like, I.
Speaker 4: Mean, I missed that memo because if I produce a
Speaker 4: breakfast show, if either of those hosts were like, oh God, I'm.
Speaker 6: So thirsty, I'd be like, I'm not running in the
Speaker 6: kitchen for water.
Speaker 1: Mike, you never had a very down to it, though
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what I want to know. We all work
Speaker 3: in the entertainment industry. We've all had our fair share
Speaker 3: of interaction with celebs. Have you met any that have
Speaker 3: just been real bastards or fuck faces? Like I can't
Speaker 3: I think of one. But it was a really bad scenario.
Speaker 3: Like it was. It was at a movie premiere and
Speaker 3: I met Hamish Blake and it was a very rush interaction.
Speaker 3: And I was like, maybe eleven, and I was so excited.
Speaker 1: To know, Oh, but you did say something to him.
Speaker 1: I've heard this through that's a little bit creepy, so
Speaker 1: I can understand why he might have been a bit sandyst.
Speaker 6: Were you eleven?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I was probably eleven or twelve. Yeah, no, And
Speaker 3: I was like Hamish Hi, He's like hi, And I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I've got a dog and I named
Speaker 3: it Hamish after you. He said we'll get a cat
Speaker 3: and David andy and walked off. It was funny.
Speaker 6: That wasn't rude from you. You're eleven.
Speaker 4: It's not like you meant anything by it, and you're
Speaker 4: not calling him a dog, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: About way I am, But that was all I've got.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, recently Kevin Hart came here. Yeah, I'm a
Speaker 4: huge fan of Kevin Hart. Was really annoyed by the
Speaker 4: fact that I wasn't here for it. So I was
Speaker 4: later told You're lucky you weren't here, because apparently he
Speaker 4: was just a fucking prick. Kept his Sonnies on the
Speaker 4: whole interview, and I was texting on his phone.
Speaker 6: While they'll asking him questions.
Speaker 3: You are kidding, so I was.
Speaker 4: They said, never meet your heroes because you'll always be disappointed.
Speaker 4: So I was like, I'm glad I didn't because I
Speaker 4: find him so funny. I wouldn't be able to look
Speaker 4: at him the same if I knew he was a
Speaker 4: dickheads ocky.
Speaker 3: We weren't here with a gay bash, just bas.
Speaker 1: I was here. I remember they were like, oh, can
Speaker 1: you crop him on his phone out of the interview video?
Speaker 6: So he was here as well.
Speaker 5: Yes, when he was on with Kyle and Jackie, Oh
Speaker 5: thank god he was doing the interview with Tiffany head
Speaker 5: Dish because she it was so funny.
Speaker 6: That's the same that happened with us.
Speaker 4: So obviously he's all energetic and all that stuff, and
Speaker 4: then when it comes to real life, He's just.
Speaker 3: She's new money like she wasn't she was living in
Speaker 3: a calf years so she still works. She's gracious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what about you, Mitch Well.
Speaker 5: I feel like in our scenario, a lot of CELEBSI
Speaker 5: just hate doing press. It's just an obligation they have
Speaker 5: to do to make a bit of extra money. A
Speaker 5: lot of them don't like doing interviews, so you do
Speaker 5: catch them in a foul mood, which is why I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't blame Lily Allen for not being on her
Speaker 5: game the day that I met her, but I was
Speaker 5: very excited.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to get a photo with
Speaker 1: Lily Allen.
Speaker 5: But she was just a bit apparently she was feeling
Speaker 5: a bit anxious and tired. So I was like, I'm
Speaker 5: not gonna I'm not gonna get up in her face.
Speaker 3: That yeah, she was.
Speaker 1: She was having an off day. Put it that way.
Speaker 5: And a lot of the times, because they don't like interviews,
Speaker 5: you often can catch them on an off day.
Speaker 6: Have I missed the part where anyone cares about Lily Allen?
Speaker 6: I'm currently sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm kidding of one song. It's that it's not fair song,
Speaker 4: And does anyone care about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you a new album is really good. I went
Speaker 5: and saw her live and your boyfriend was there.
Speaker 6: Mitch.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm reading a book as well.
Speaker 6: When was Lily Allen ever a thing? Has she even
Speaker 6: had a song that charlted?
Speaker 1: She was here last year? You shut your eye.
Speaker 6: I'm not surprised I didn't hear about this appearance.
Speaker 1: And we go back to the edge. Mate, you wouldn't know,
Speaker 1: You wouldn't know.
Speaker 3: Well, I got my vent out, my ellen vent. Who's
Speaker 3: who's going to go next night? You want to?
Speaker 6: I'll go next? Is it just man? No?
Speaker 1: No, we've got a soundffect for that dune.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm sorry. I played it and shows had to
Speaker 6: keep going.
Speaker 3: You let me press my button. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: McDonald's cheers go cold if you don't eat them in
Speaker 4: thirty seconds, you have to, and therefore you have to
Speaker 4: eat the chips in the car. So McDonald's to me
Speaker 4: is car food. You can't get it delivered through a
Speaker 4: delivery service, and you can't buy it, drive it home
Speaker 4: and eat it because by the time you get there,
Speaker 4: there's something in it that makes it cold and shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like just die after a year, but maccus
Speaker 3: dies after.
Speaker 4: So if I get McDonald's, I will say to my
Speaker 4: partner and he'll be like, just like wait till we
Speaker 4: get home. Will eat it and said, no, it's done,
Speaker 4: Then I don't want it. Then I'm eating it now
Speaker 4: in the car while I'm driving.
Speaker 6: If I have to, all that's illegal doing well.
Speaker 4: I think the law is if if it affects the
Speaker 4: ability of your driving.
Speaker 3: I've had a Shercuteri Ballbill driving not a job. I
Speaker 3: had Quinn's pace.
Speaker 6: Joking.
Speaker 4: Everyone understands and like, oh, yes, it's just crazy.
Speaker 5: I kind of disagree though, because when I worked at maccas,
Speaker 5: there was this woman that would always come in and
Speaker 5: be like, can I have my fries hot and fresh?
Speaker 5: So whenever I saw her walking in the building, I'd
Speaker 5: be like, oh, she's coming quick, putting your batch down.
Speaker 5: But I never understood that because I'm kind of a fan.
Speaker 5: When they're skimming a bit sog.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to agree with you.
Speaker 1: When they're hot, you like so I like this.
Speaker 3: I like the chips that bend over, you know, the
Speaker 3: ones that flop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a slippery slope between chips that bend over
Speaker 4: and are enjoyable and you bite them and they become
Speaker 4: like chalky.
Speaker 1: Chalky, chalky, that's a good word for chips.
Speaker 4: I also worked at McDonald's, and I know for fact
Speaker 4: that sometimes they just drop the same chips back in
Speaker 4: the fryer refry back in that day they did, they
Speaker 4: refried if you don't have a customer come through for
Speaker 4: a while. So you're best going during peak time because
Speaker 4: they're constantly making stuff.
Speaker 5: Otherwise there's literally someone on chip duty during the peak times,
Speaker 5: but during off peak times it's usually just the person
Speaker 5: that's getting the food, or maybe one of the drink
Speaker 5: runners or whatever will have to do chips as well.
Speaker 5: But so when you've got a designation at a chip
Speaker 5: person making sure there's a fresh batches, that's when you're
Speaker 5: gonna get to.
Speaker 4: The secret is to say no salt, so they give
Speaker 4: they have to make you fresh chips.
Speaker 3: Oh, but you have to add your soul because you can't.
Speaker 4: Have them, and they give me the chips. Oh, so sorry,
Speaker 4: can I get a little salt? Seash di y that
Speaker 4: this avoids the whole stale chips.
Speaker 3: I realized because I finished work at midnight, so I
Speaker 3: often get the soggy chips, but I'm fine with that
Speaker 3: they don't make wraps. I had a fight with some
Speaker 3: woman over the box two nights ago over the box.
Speaker 3: Over the box, I was like, hi, pulled up and
Speaker 3: she was like and I was like, Hi, can I
Speaker 3: please get can?
Speaker 1: They talk so fast?
Speaker 3: So fast, and she's doing with their headset on what
Speaker 3: she's flying at eight three eighty. I'm like, bitch of sixteen,
Speaker 3: you're doing a TikTok while you taking my order.
Speaker 4: You just listen to be so sad about life already.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm top on the wadio, you're most to
Speaker 3: be hearing. And I was like, can I get a
Speaker 3: Chicken season wrapp? You don't have a Math twelve. I'm like, pardon,
Speaker 3: don't have Math twelve.
Speaker 1: I was like, you don't have them after now, after midnight,
Speaker 1: after midnight, and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, you're kidding me and she's like yes, And
Speaker 3: I was like to me, I'm not backing down. I
Speaker 3: was like, when did this come into effect? It's been
Speaker 3: for a while now, what has because I always get
Speaker 3: raps after all? And then she was like, you can
Speaker 3: do a bit chicken and I was like, did I ask?
Speaker 6: Trying to tell me what it's that?
Speaker 3: Or the ice cream machines in deep roast?
Speaker 6: Is it ever not?
Speaker 3: Or can I get a coke zerup? You can have grape.
Speaker 3: I don't want grape.
Speaker 1: Do you know what? I've just realized.
Speaker 5: It's because you know how they're trying to make They've
Speaker 5: got all day breakfast, but that's only the breakfast favorites,
Speaker 5: whereas during breakfast hours, which is midnight to ten thirty am,
Speaker 5: you have the whole breakfast range plus all day favorites,
Speaker 5: And so wraps mustn't be included in the all day
Speaker 5: favorite because when they go back to lunch men you
Speaker 5: ten thirty onwards, you'll be able to get the wraps.
Speaker 5: But see, you're complicated as a favorite.
Speaker 4: Most people would just want your Big Max and your
Speaker 4: mc chickens, and you're going through asking for a whole
Speaker 4: meal grilled Caesar rapway.
Speaker 3: Mulland you got a diet it's about The grilled is
Speaker 3: so much better because it's so moist. They must just
Speaker 3: keep it in a hot bath of oil. It's so Yeah.
Speaker 5: I do love a half sauce because they put half
Speaker 5: the amount of mayonnaise and it might resemble something healthy
Speaker 5: that way.
Speaker 3: I used to love a mini snack wrap, but I
Speaker 3: just don't think that.
Speaker 4: Half sauce when they go to McDonald's, I'm asking it
Speaker 4: doesn't just happen. Go to McDonald's and get healthy food.
Speaker 4: It's like getting a whole large big macmeal with a
Speaker 4: diet coke.
Speaker 3: And one of the worst is when you go up
Speaker 3: your order and then you try to mega, they go, so,
Speaker 3: what did you order again? I'm like, you're fucking kidding me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you just yelled at this mechanical mesh and you don't
Speaker 3: know what I ordered. It's so fun.
Speaker 1: You know what gets me when they try and double
Speaker 1: check your order, but they read out the whole thing
Speaker 1: in one send.
Speaker 5: It's like the large big mat dab good dad, or
Speaker 5: read it.
Speaker 6: In their own lingos.
Speaker 4: They're like grill extra cheese and I'm like, I don't
Speaker 4: want to know that you've added a grill slip to
Speaker 4: my burger.
Speaker 3: My final and anoyance.
Speaker 4: With McDonald's, though, is when you get to pay, they
Speaker 4: always just now assume you're paying on card, so they've
Speaker 4: got to hand out the window with the attitude and
Speaker 4: the fox machine my cash please.
Speaker 3: Know so much, to the point that they have a
Speaker 3: little le f post machine with a built in like
Speaker 3: Harley Davidson handle. They're like, and it's on this grip
Speaker 3: and I'm like, what is it like your tripod that?
Speaker 6: And then this is you know what.
Speaker 4: I've come to realize a lot of things frustrate me
Speaker 4: about McDonald's, despite the fact that I love it. They
Speaker 4: tell you to drive a wait in the waiting bay
Speaker 4: when no one else is there because they want their
Speaker 4: timers to be under because they obviously have.
Speaker 1: To force so you know that they're competing.
Speaker 4: There's like a timer that goes off and they have
Speaker 4: to give your food within X amount of time. Really,
Speaker 4: so if they put you in the waiting bay, they
Speaker 4: clear your thing off and then their timers stage.
Speaker 3: The manager check the times.
Speaker 5: Do you know that all the macas are competing because
Speaker 5: there's like a drive through scoreboard and they'd be like,
Speaker 5: oh shit, Blue Mountains overtook Forbes McDonald's.
Speaker 1: That's where I worked. Planes are in front. You know.
Speaker 1: It's like it's a petition.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was one, but even has the highest camp
Speaker 3: this month.
Speaker 5: That's why if you go in store, not that you
Speaker 5: can during rona season, but if you go in saw
Speaker 5: during peak, you're screwed because drive through is always.
Speaker 1: Going to be a priority.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're not allowed, though, Mitch.
Speaker 5: You're not allowed to have gripes about Macis because you
Speaker 5: don't come from the perspective that Nat and I do
Speaker 5: of being a former Macis employee.
Speaker 1: You don't know the struggles.
Speaker 3: Let me tee. I've invested so much in that fucking company.
Speaker 3: I paid for their twenty sixteen rebrand. The amount of
Speaker 3: money I'm putting it in.
Speaker 4: Good pay for justin Timberlake singing Loving It five.
Speaker 1: You don't know what the Mitches look like.
Speaker 6: Just imagine Lisa Wilkinson and Princess Fyoda after sunset, or
Speaker 6: see for yourself.
Speaker 1: Just search at a couple of Mitches on socials.
Speaker 6: You're listening to Is It just Me?
Speaker 1: After you've done that, you can search at Nat Penfold.
Speaker 1: Check out our.
Speaker 5: Guest host what she looks like? What do you think
Speaker 5: people think you look like based off your voice?
Speaker 4: I think they think I'm better looking than I am,
Speaker 4: So you reckon. I think people are going to be
Speaker 4: very disappointed.
Speaker 1: Wow. I felt the same myself, deprecating when when I.
Speaker 6: First I've heard I've heard Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 3: People are just so rude as well.
Speaker 4: Oh and you're like, yeah, I know what I am,
Speaker 4: and I to me, my voice matches who I am
Speaker 4: because I've always had it.
Speaker 3: It's just rudeness.
Speaker 1: Hey, while, before we get into my is it just
Speaker 1: me Nat?
Speaker 5: I have been working on something on the show, and
Speaker 5: I've been getting a guest host to contribute every time
Speaker 5: they come in. It's my list of things that are
Speaker 5: better than drugs and dick. So it's essentially an opportunity
Speaker 5: to look for the little.
Speaker 1: Things in life. A lot of people are having to
Speaker 1: go without drugs and dick during isolation for coronavirus. So
Speaker 1: is there anything that brings to mind? Is something that
Speaker 1: you thinks?
Speaker 6: You know, cleaning your ears?
Speaker 1: What the little pleasures in life? That's as like an obligation.
Speaker 4: There'd be many people out there that haven't cleaned the
Speaker 4: it is, Yeah, I haven't done.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 6: I've twice to day. It's like an organism.
Speaker 5: I don't know whether I accept that submission. Can I
Speaker 5: tell you the sort of other things that on the list?
Speaker 6: Well, I like mine, but continue.
Speaker 5: A cool a cool breeze, apples with a good crunch,
Speaker 5: a good quality fruit cutting night.
Speaker 6: I don't see where mine isn't relevant taking.
Speaker 5: Your bra off when you get home, climbing into bed
Speaker 5: with freshly shaved legs and clean sheets. Midge added, a
Speaker 5: high fiber shit that is doesn't leave a mess, fluffy
Speaker 5: socks on a cool evening.
Speaker 3: I've been thinking too, A nice wet cheese, like a muzzle, like.
Speaker 6: A barrada, like a barrata, like you love a good barada.
Speaker 3: It has to be a wet cheese because it's such
Speaker 3: a beautiful consistency.
Speaker 6: M See, I don't know. I think I'm more of
Speaker 6: a fan of a parmesan, a hard cheese.
Speaker 3: Really, you got a grater that you can't gnaw on that?
Speaker 6: I don't know, I reckon? I could?
Speaker 3: You can always tell too, because there's a three teeth
Speaker 3: indense of cheese and it's just like teeth off the coon.
Speaker 1: Alright, alright, I'll leave the cleaning ears on my list
Speaker 1: of things.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I find it extremely satisfying, and you kind
Speaker 4: of brought it up on the spot.
Speaker 6: So that's what I've got.
Speaker 3: Well done.
Speaker 1: That why did you do that?
Speaker 3: Just should make her feel good. Just the quest.
Speaker 6: I don't know what was happening.
Speaker 1: It was like an emergency siren when I lockdown the
Speaker 1: end of the show, that.
Speaker 3: The high score at the local macas driver. That's like
Speaker 3: the sad effects of maggots.
Speaker 5: We've still got my DIY coffee scrub to go, but
Speaker 5: first my is it just me for the week?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Do you find the news.
Speaker 5: A little bit aggressive when they're reporting this coronavirus situation?
Speaker 1: Obviously the pandemic is serious. They can't beat around the bush,
Speaker 1: But I just feel like some of.
Speaker 5: The language that's used in news reports is so unnecessarily dramatic.
Speaker 5: Channel nine being the worst offender. The other day, I
Speaker 5: saw someone say.
Speaker 1: The retail sector in the country can only be described
Speaker 1: as a blood bath. I was like, really, I'm sure
Speaker 1: you could have thought of some other adjectives there.
Speaker 5: It could only be described And then he threw back
Speaker 5: to the bloody bitty at the desk and she's like, wow, Charles,
Speaker 5: life as we know it doesn't look like it's getting
Speaker 5: any better.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: I thought, Divina, keep that to yourself, morbid negative. It
Speaker 5: is so long as I'm relying on them to like
Speaker 5: report information only, I don't want your bloody dramatic twist
Speaker 5: on the end, Like no, keep it to yourself.
Speaker 6: But then they level it out because they run promos
Speaker 6: like we're all in this together. I know. Oh god,
Speaker 6: they're creepy.
Speaker 3: They get their local starts.
Speaker 6: Like film me on their iPhone.
Speaker 3: It's like their dad filming from a low angle.
Speaker 1: It's like, mate, yeah, I don't enjoy those at all,
Speaker 1: Like Matt Preston's hideous beard from a low angle.
Speaker 6: It's press.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, we're in this together, okay.
Speaker 5: But yeah, obviously, like I say, the situation is serious.
Speaker 5: They can't beat around the bush. But I have found
Speaker 5: a news service. I'm being a little bit more delicate
Speaker 5: about it, and I'll tell you what. I nearly burst
Speaker 5: into tears the first time I discovered this because I
Speaker 5: realized exactly how fragile I am.
Speaker 1: I reckon.
Speaker 5: A big reason that my mood lowered during the Corona
Speaker 5: thing was because I was just watching too much news,
Speaker 5: you know, and there's.
Speaker 1: Big things happening to aware.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're more inclined to watch news, like more people
Speaker 5: tuning in, yes, And so I reckon because I was
Speaker 5: consuming so much of that.
Speaker 1: It really got me down.
Speaker 5: But I've been brought back up, baby, he let me
Speaker 5: tell you because I've discovered on the Project's Instagram. Every
Speaker 5: night they've been posting Family News Flash, which is essentially
Speaker 5: the day's news regarding coronavirus, but they've deliberately avoided any
Speaker 5: language that would make kids panic. And I'll fucking tell
Speaker 5: you what, it's just the best thing in the world.
Speaker 5: I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1: Here's one of the Project Family news flashes for you.
Speaker 6: It's time now.
Speaker 7: For the Projects Family News Flash and the PM Scott
Speaker 7: Morrison has announced some tighter rules around what Australians can
Speaker 7: and can't do while we were to manage the coronavirus.
Speaker 7: We can't go to places where there are too many
Speaker 7: other people around, like public pools or play centers. It
Speaker 7: also means we can't hang out with a big group
Speaker 7: of mates, which I know is a bummer, but all
Speaker 7: in all, his most important message is that if we
Speaker 7: all stay home as much as possible, we'll be able
Speaker 7: to save people's lives. People we love deely, like our
Speaker 7: Nanon pops and other vulnerable people in the community.
Speaker 3: Oh that is really sweet.
Speaker 1: Wasn't that just like soothing in a way?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wait till you hear Lisa Wilkinson doing one.
Speaker 2: Well time now for your Project Family news Flash. Prime
Speaker 2: Minister Scott Morrison went on TV today to tell us
Speaker 2: about a new rule that anyone coming back to Australia
Speaker 2: from overseas will have to follow to keep us all safe.
Speaker 2: Anyone who comes into Australia will have to stay by
Speaker 2: themselves in a hotel room for two weeks just to
Speaker 2: make sure they don't have coronavirus.
Speaker 1: Do you love that they have to stay by themselves
Speaker 1: instead of that's how quarantine shut in for two weeks?
Speaker 4: I'm like, blood buf You know the word they love
Speaker 4: using at the moment, draconian.
Speaker 6: I've never heard the word until now.
Speaker 4: It's like an old school word that means like really
Speaker 4: bad effects. I think it's like, yeah, the new something
Speaker 4: will be I don't even know.
Speaker 6: I've looked it up. It clearly didn't.
Speaker 5: How do I bloody dracon Oh you are? Yeah, Usually
Speaker 5: we get Jenet to google stuff for us.
Speaker 3: Draconian is a law of their application excessively harshens for me.
Speaker 3: The Nazi The Nazis destroyed independence of press by a
Speaker 3: series of Dracronian laws. Really intense.
Speaker 1: That is intense.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so obviously all these lockdowns and stuff they describe
Speaker 4: me as draconian.
Speaker 3: I actually want to try something for it. Can you
Speaker 3: give me a really awful topic. I'm going to try
Speaker 3: and family family use it? Oh my god, the Zodiac
Speaker 3: killer spray, something really intense.
Speaker 6: What about christ Church? The shooting?
Speaker 4: Oh maybe maybe the anniversary?
Speaker 3: What about it's very close.
Speaker 1: To there's only there's only really dark things coming to mind.
Speaker 3: Something that's old. Maybe I would have loved.
Speaker 1: To have had family news splashes back in. I know
Speaker 1: the bushfires.
Speaker 4: News.
Speaker 6: Now what about Kobe Bryant dying?
Speaker 1: I was going to say that Sydney thieves the Martin.
Speaker 3: We're going I'm giving the Titanic or something that no
Speaker 3: one cares about anymore.
Speaker 5: Okay, report the Titanic as though it's a project family
Speaker 5: news flash, safe for kids.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 2: We'll time out for your project family news flash.
Speaker 3: Remember last summer when the fan fan went on the
Speaker 3: boaty boat to Lake Shell Harbor. Think of that, but
Speaker 3: much bigger. Heaves and heaves of people on the boat
Speaker 3: hit a little rocky, and the shippy like your crackers
Speaker 3: do in the morning, split in half, water filled in
Speaker 3: through both sides of the boaty and the boat went
Speaker 3: sleep sleeps over one thousand people now resting, just like
Speaker 3: Aunt Pop and Uncle Greg did last Christmas. Right.
Speaker 8: Oh no, that's the way to crook family anti pop
Speaker 8: do you and I.
Speaker 1: Can think a really dark one? Nine eleven, some naughty pilots.
Speaker 3: I've gone for you. You're going to do the death
Speaker 3: of Princess Diana. Here we go.
Speaker 2: Well, time now for your project family. News flash.
Speaker 4: An old British woman on a way to work and
Speaker 4: unfortunately she drove into the tunnel and just.
Speaker 6: Never came out. She lives in that tunnel.
Speaker 5: Now, I wouldn't say that to a kid. You Now,
Speaker 5: Unfortunately the princess has been involved with an accident. Hug
Speaker 5: your mummy and daddy extra type clear, little baby Prince
Speaker 5: William Mary won't have a mummy.
Speaker 3: I reckon. You can do it, can you?
Speaker 1: You've got this in the What's My Story?
Speaker 3: You've got fires?
Speaker 1: Like I mentioned, No George.
Speaker 3: Early George pell could be good. Why don't you do
Speaker 3: the Hindenburg crashing. I'm not across, but what's a terrible event?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know what about don't tell us.
Speaker 3: Let's see if we can decode it based on how
Speaker 3: nicely you put it.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: We'll time out for your project. Family news flash.
Speaker 1: Well, the man who we rely on to run the country,
Speaker 1: mister Tony Abbott, has today felt a little bit hungry
Speaker 1: and felt the need to snack on an onion. Now,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't advise you do that. I'd be asking mommy
Speaker 1: and daddy's permission before you go gnawing down on one
Speaker 1: of those yourself. Only dickheads do that.
Speaker 3: Sorry, too much, too much vulgar, vulgarity.
Speaker 6: I have no idea what you're very eating the onion? What?
Speaker 6: Why do you eat an onion?
Speaker 3: That's why he got out of office. No one knows
Speaker 3: he's naughty. He's a fucking fool because he just ate.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it doesn't seem like anything really wrong with.
Speaker 3: That to an onion, like an apple.
Speaker 6: He loses his job over it.
Speaker 1: No, that's not why I lost his job.
Speaker 3: His approval rating went right down after the onion in.
Speaker 1: God, yeah, people won't fucking impressed. Put it that way.
Speaker 6: I reckon I could do that, Like I reckon I
Speaker 6: get an onion. I reckon I couldnore into an onion
Speaker 6: and enjoy it.
Speaker 3: And if the thing is anyone good in that? But
Speaker 3: no one wants to see the leader of a free
Speaker 3: nation jowered out into a white onion.
Speaker 6: It's bizarre.
Speaker 1: No doubt there's any onions in our work fridge, because that'd.
Speaker 6: Be you know what, though, onions last a long time.
Speaker 4: I've learned that since stockpiling, I've had onions in my cupboard.
Speaker 1: What do you mean stockpiling well in coronavirus. You one
Speaker 1: of those panic buyers.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, but I had things in my pantry
Speaker 4: that I'm won't let go of that just yet, because
Speaker 4: you never know when I might need it.
Speaker 6: These onions, I'm telling you, they're holding on for dear life.
Speaker 6: I have used onion from five months.
Speaker 1: Ago, unlike Macket's chips. Of course, thirty seconds you're listening
Speaker 1: to is it just me?
Speaker 6: A podcast by a couple of midges?
Speaker 5: All right, arguably this segment everyone's been waiting for. My
Speaker 5: DIY coffee scrub.
Speaker 3: This will be very interesting. I've used it once. Now
Speaker 3: I don't know if you if you use it like this,
Speaker 3: but I thought it's entire purpose was was.
Speaker 1: A butt scrub, like solely for yours.
Speaker 3: I thought it was purely made for the butt whole area,
Speaker 3: because that's a hard because sometimes so busy enough for it.
Speaker 3: So maybe you need to really get in there with
Speaker 3: some grinds.
Speaker 6: The facial exfoliant and you can exfoliate your hands.
Speaker 3: Coffee is coarse, is anything? Yeah, but I did it
Speaker 3: in my butt and it went like up even days,
Speaker 3: you know, sometimes it slips in.
Speaker 1: I don't want to think about it.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I never I've never in my life thought getting
Speaker 4: a little bit rough down there, I might have to
Speaker 4: exfoliate my anals.
Speaker 3: What do you do use it for me?
Speaker 5: Well, I because I used to be a fat kid.
Speaker 5: When I lost all the weight, I've been left with
Speaker 5: that stretchy skin. Yes, and so it means I'm really
Speaker 5: prone to raise the rash. So I need a really
Speaker 5: hectic exfoliator like coffee scrub in.
Speaker 1: Order to prepare my face for a shave.
Speaker 5: So every time I'm shaving, which isn't often, let's be real,
Speaker 5: once a week.
Speaker 6: I think we're all fat kids.
Speaker 3: By the way, I'm just a fat person talking about
Speaker 3: I was actually such a skin kid. I've done it
Speaker 3: the opposite in so much weight. I don't know why
Speaker 3: I was so skinny all through high school. Out of
Speaker 3: high school when I lived in America.
Speaker 1: Good If you don't care, then who cares?
Speaker 3: I mean I care? I guess I don't care.
Speaker 6: Na, I understand. You get money, you can stop on
Speaker 6: your own food. Your parents don't hold you back.
Speaker 1: His parents still pay for his food.
Speaker 4: I feel like I gained the most weight when I
Speaker 4: got my license and could go through drive through and
Speaker 4: all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: I do it every night at midnight. Can't get a
Speaker 3: fucking wrap though.
Speaker 5: Anyway, coffee scrub. I'm going to tell you it's very
Speaker 5: easy and also a very perfect time for me to
Speaker 5: be teaching this apparently fun fact. People are googling diys
Speaker 5: and how to's now more than ever, Like apparently Google
Speaker 5: seeing a way higher search rate for like how to
Speaker 5: is and dow whes than they were during Christmas and
Speaker 5: East the holidays.
Speaker 1: People are fucking bored while they're isolating.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I watched her how to make soft scrambled eggs
Speaker 3: this morning.
Speaker 6: Had to go for you.
Speaker 3: Great, I made them.
Speaker 1: That's good. I'm hoping people action this as well.
Speaker 6: Did you get the little bits of toast crust and
Speaker 6: jip them in?
Speaker 3: Yeah? The little soldiers or whatever you call Yeah, you
Speaker 3: slice the bread up vertical. Yeah, I'm gonna give you
Speaker 3: some music, mich and that what some just some cooking music.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, let me tell you how easy it is.
Speaker 5: Three ingredients and one measuring cup. So all three ingredients
Speaker 5: are just half a cup. Okay, so I'm going to
Speaker 5: start with half a cup. Oh gosh, I don't want
Speaker 5: to get in the studio.
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 1: This is the coconut oil. It's like it's going to
Speaker 1: need to be melted me. I hope you're ready for
Speaker 1: a run. Usually i'd make generity this, but you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to go to the work for it, walk.
Speaker 3: There and talk to three people on the way.
Speaker 1: Don't you always do that?
Speaker 3: It's microwave in a metal tinnitch put.
Speaker 1: It in the bowl card. Who do you think I am?
Speaker 3: I don't know you've done this before? Cooling?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. So I'm currently scooping out the coconut oil
Speaker 1: cook with.
Speaker 3: Can you eat coconut oil?
Speaker 6: Or you can cook with?
Speaker 1: I don't know why you would like you wouldn't, just
Speaker 1: I haven't eat it like my love.
Speaker 6: You know you don't put your That's like having a
Speaker 6: spoon of veggie. Mind, No one doesn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of coconut oil on there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so hopefully no one's panic brought this. I'm sure
Speaker 1: it'd be easy to find.
Speaker 3: Adding an oil for a coconut squeeze it.
Speaker 1: It's usually in the health food section, by the way, coconut.
Speaker 3: If sounds hot.
Speaker 1: Anyway, look that nut.
Speaker 6: I've got some.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 5: So I've just given you half a cup of coconut oil.
Speaker 5: Go whack that in the microwave so that it's liquid
Speaker 5: if you really want to. Actually, no, don't be putting
Speaker 5: your finger in.
Speaker 1: Now I touch my half cup. I've got a freaking
Speaker 1: I've got all the other ingredients in that.
Speaker 3: It tastes like a coconut to be liquid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how long to use your brain until it's liquid?
Speaker 6: Anyway, you can tell he still lives it home.
Speaker 1: I know of having the white button.
Speaker 6: Do I push?
Speaker 1: He bloody licked my half cup.
Speaker 5: I literally said, one measuring cup is all you need
Speaker 5: half cup for every ingredient, and he knows that to
Speaker 5: use it again, gross pig. Anyway, that's hope. He doesn't
Speaker 5: have the roner.
Speaker 1: I hope.
Speaker 5: So although he did nearly call in sick today, it
Speaker 5: was nearly you and I net Jenna's not here what
Speaker 5: a shame.
Speaker 1: No, it was nearly just you and I. Mitch messaged
Speaker 1: me this morning and goes, oh, I'm feeling really sick
Speaker 1: and Jemma's not coming in. I was like, all right, Nat,
Speaker 1: and I'll do it. I think he got jealous at
Speaker 1: the idea of someone being funny than him, so it
Speaker 1: was like.
Speaker 4: No, come, well, doesn't he still have to work tonight anyway?
Speaker 1: Exactly, I don't know what he thought was going to happen.
Speaker 1: Are you a fan of coffee scrub? Do you use it?
Speaker 4: I don't understand the whole concept of coffee stroke, Like,
Speaker 4: there are a million other things I'd want to smell
Speaker 4: like before, I'd want to smell like moldy coffee. And
Speaker 4: you know what it reminds me of is that gross
Speaker 4: teacher with the yellow teeth that would stand over your
Speaker 4: shoulder in school and tell you like.
Speaker 6: Oh, you need to need to.
Speaker 1: Fraction and you're.
Speaker 6: Just like, you know, seventeen coffees four hours ago.
Speaker 1: I didn't literally smell what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: The foulous thing.
Speaker 1: It was math and they're saying fraction.
Speaker 4: And why every teacher that has coffee bread disgusting to
Speaker 4: look at as well?
Speaker 6: What are you pulling that off for? How vigorous is
Speaker 6: the meat?
Speaker 1: I just had to take my handbrace off because it
Speaker 1: was kind of no, of course not, I'm sanitizing my hands.
Speaker 1: There won't be any gems left on them.
Speaker 3: The oil oils there.
Speaker 1: I'm back on mic Oh hello music, No need to
Speaker 1: put it back on. All right, I did a we
Speaker 1: just in that time, very yellow though we didn't need
Speaker 1: to know that.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I said three ingredients.
Speaker 5: It's all a half cup. So first one is coconut oil.
Speaker 5: The second one is brown sugar.
Speaker 1: If you ate that, I would get oh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would get four stretch marks.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why I'm well.
Speaker 1: I only learned this when I started making my own
Speaker 1: coffee scruf. It's completely edible. It's all food.
Speaker 3: I eat it. No one has to dare me.
Speaker 5: Okay, So half a cup of brown sugar, half a
Speaker 5: cup of coconut it, and now the final ingredient, half.
Speaker 1: A cup of coffee grounds.
Speaker 5: You can either get the fresh coffee grounds if you're
Speaker 5: making it with a coffee machine, or if you're really
Speaker 5: really patient, you can get the stuff out of the
Speaker 5: pods after you've used them and build that up to
Speaker 5: a half cup.
Speaker 4: Oh you could have just gone into our work kitchen
Speaker 4: and gotten the grounds containers.
Speaker 3: Should get coffee John to keep it for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been a little there's a little machine in there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, I should start doing that, but I've just
Speaker 5: made it easy for myself. So I've just gotten coffee
Speaker 5: grounds just in the cube thing. It's just near all
Speaker 5: the instant coffee in the supermarkets.
Speaker 1: So half a cup of this ship making a right message?
Speaker 1: I really am, I really am. It's someone's trying to
Speaker 1: play gamera above me to make it look like a
Speaker 1: fancy tutorial online, but it's going to look bolting.
Speaker 3: In the bon Appetite test kitchen.
Speaker 1: Here we go?
Speaker 6: Is that page tasty?
Speaker 3: The Yeah, it's very orgasmic.
Speaker 5: Right, I'm mixing all three ingredients together, put.
Speaker 3: The mic nice and clothes for the sound effect.
Speaker 1: It's not much happening.
Speaker 3: It smells good, so that's not quite the moldy teacher's
Speaker 3: breath coffee smell that I thought it would be.
Speaker 5: But optional extra ingreding is a little bit of vanilla essence.
Speaker 5: I've never done it though, but some of the recipes
Speaker 5: do say it add a bit, but.
Speaker 3: You add half a cup of self raising flower, put
Speaker 3: that in the mug in the microwave. You got yourself
Speaker 3: a mug mark mudcake.
Speaker 1: I know it does look like that, doesn't it.
Speaker 5: So just recapping half a cup of coconut oil melted,
Speaker 5: half a cup of coffee grounds, half.
Speaker 1: A cup of brown sugar, and there we go. It's done.
Speaker 1: I've got a little jar here to make it look.
Speaker 3: Can I take this time to hate it?
Speaker 6: That'd make sure you literally he's made the budget version
Speaker 6: of it was.
Speaker 1: On clearance that the IgA. There we go. Okay, that
Speaker 1: was in.
Speaker 5: When you said tried. Are you going to put it
Speaker 5: on your hand? Or do you want to actually eat it?
Speaker 5: Like you said, I think he wants to eat it.
Speaker 3: I'm not scrubbing. Oh god, I try to shower just
Speaker 3: before we.
Speaker 1: I don't want to take it over there. I don't
Speaker 1: want to.
Speaker 6: That's gross.
Speaker 4: What are you expecting before you eat it? Because I
Speaker 4: don't think you're expected it will be.
Speaker 3: My expectations are low every time I eat anything, so
Speaker 3: I really don't mind you.
Speaker 5: Just remember I already admitted these coffee grounds were ninety
Speaker 5: nine cents at IgA a long time ago on clearance.
Speaker 1: So like they're probably not the sort of thing you
Speaker 1: should be.
Speaker 3: I was raised on the Kona, so I'm an instant boy.
Speaker 3: So this will be fine. Ready, smell smells delicious. You
Speaker 3: know what I'm going for a second. That's beautiful.
Speaker 1: What is wrong?
Speaker 6: It would be so pound much are you putting in
Speaker 6: your mouth? Oh, if you'd have the smoothest tongue.
Speaker 3: I'm not joking, I'm not bullshitting. That's beautiful.
Speaker 6: Get a big heapful.
Speaker 1: Put a bit on your hand. Man, tell me if
Speaker 1: it's heels good. It's very more so warm because he microwave.
Speaker 1: Isn't it beautiful? And how easy was that?
Speaker 3: Do you often just want? Do you lick your lips
Speaker 3: and go, oh, I've done well?
Speaker 6: You know what smells nice?
Speaker 3: Try some Come on, do it? You have worse things
Speaker 3: in your mouth. I'm gonna lick this little bit of
Speaker 3: the coffee melts.
Speaker 5: By the way, just as the person giving the tutorial,
Speaker 5: I don't recommend eating it.
Speaker 6: It's it's not bad, but it also.
Speaker 1: Oh you're hitting it too, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: It kind of just tastes like coconut oil with a
Speaker 6: little bit.
Speaker 3: Of coffee and sugar. Have you cleaned the bowl up
Speaker 3: over there, got it down like an armadillo with a snakehole.
Speaker 6: Do you not lick the bowl after?
Speaker 3: I'm not not when I've got company.
Speaker 6: Put that in your bag for later.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bloody hell, well done, beach. Where can they get
Speaker 3: the recipe?
Speaker 1: I just told you recommemory that bad.
Speaker 6: It's three things and each of the same amount.
Speaker 1: I'm going to put the video up on our Instagram
Speaker 1: at some point, So.
Speaker 5: Just recapping half a cup of coconut oil, half a
Speaker 5: cup of coffee grounds, half a cup of brown sugar.
Speaker 3: It's so easy, I'll be honest. It is repeating on
Speaker 3: me now.
Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't think it was going to do to
Speaker 5: eat it? That texts you down your throat. It's like
Speaker 5: swallowing sand.
Speaker 3: I feel like the coffee is blooming in my stomach.
Speaker 4: I thought originally you'd planned your dinner for later, and
Speaker 4: now you go backing out of a kiss.
Speaker 3: My boyfriend, what have you been doing? You're going to
Speaker 3: have that bready breath.
Speaker 1: If it's lingered in your asshole for soon? How long
Speaker 1: it is gonna linger in your mount.
Speaker 6: Very rough at all? The orifice.
Speaker 3: That's enough. My orifice is off the table. During Rona.
Speaker 3: Mine never really gets action. You're right.
Speaker 1: What doesn't get an action?
Speaker 6: He said during Rona his orifice is a rounded action.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, really well no, but that is.
Speaker 4: The advice they're giving them, saying that you shouldn't be
Speaker 4: also having a male partner.
Speaker 3: You can just you know, quick easy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, But couldn't you just also do that himself?
Speaker 3: No, but it's funny with someone It's sometimes that.
Speaker 6: I mean, wouldn't you want to do something you couldn't
Speaker 6: just do to himself?
Speaker 3: No, because it's fun when someone else does it.
Speaker 5: I thought of you the other day, Mitch, because you've
Speaker 5: been going between your partner's house, in your partner's parents'
Speaker 5: house and your parents' house. The two of you have
Speaker 5: been like saying each other's house. They've cracked down in
Speaker 5: New South Wales. Apparently you can't do that anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's like where you're sleeping is where you're saying you
Speaker 5: can't go with the other people, even your partners.
Speaker 3: That's what's confusing me. We're not there yet.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to choose you law. No, but we
Speaker 1: are there. That's one of the new rules. Okay, maybe
Speaker 1: you're going to get a rest.
Speaker 3: What are you doing with your boyfriend?
Speaker 6: I live with him, so he is my one other person.
Speaker 3: Are you in those cranella towers near the sharkis?
Speaker 6: I was not anymore got it?
Speaker 1: Okay, shy talk, sorry boring? Who is the house? Are
Speaker 1: you going to to get onto it?
Speaker 5: Or are you guys going to stay apart for the
Speaker 5: more important to my boyfriend or your family?
Speaker 3: Well, my family are all working from home, so I'll
Speaker 3: go crazy living in them. So probably we've had it.
Speaker 1: So you'd move in with him.
Speaker 3: He lives closer to work, so it'd be smarter to
Speaker 3: move in with Hayden if his.
Speaker 5: Mum would be lonely if he moved in with you too.
Speaker 5: You've got enough bloody cherries under that room.
Speaker 3: Very true, there's a lot of us.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Well I thought that.
Speaker 1: I thought that conversation was going to be Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm so torn. How do I to decide?
Speaker 3: No? We just you just help me out my mind.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Good well, thanks for hanging out with us this week.
Speaker 6: Now, no worries. It was fun.
Speaker 3: You did a very good job. Well done. You're one
Speaker 3: of the Actually I am going.
Speaker 4: To say the same time, you've played that center bic
Speaker 4: twice now.
Speaker 6: On both times just say I was.
Speaker 3: You've been the best guess we've had. I think because
Speaker 3: we're very similar. That's maybe why I like having you.
Speaker 6: One shy people people you wouldn't know, dirty bitches.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know, and I'm quite happy not to know.
Speaker 1: We'll be back next week to the Shy once once.
Speaker 3: Now we're trying to wrap you played the sounds like,
Speaker 3: let's talk about macus again. Shut up, finish.
Speaker 5: The thing I don't understand about the Shire people, right,
Speaker 5: people from that part of Sydney, is that they are
Speaker 5: the first to talk about how awful the Shire is.
Speaker 1: But if anyone else outside either, they're like, fuck.
Speaker 5: Off your dog, we love the Shire.
Speaker 3: You flew here, off weel. My grandfather said that the Bible,
Speaker 3: fuck off weel.
Speaker 6: What's whereful?
Speaker 3: We're full? Like, well, wait, no one else.
Speaker 6: A woman named were.
Speaker 5: All right, guys, thanks for listening. We'll be back again
Speaker 5: next week. It's going to be our first show not.
Speaker 1: Using the studio.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna be in ISO produces you and hopefully
Speaker 3: we'll be back and some pilarates might be on the
Speaker 3: table the floor.
Speaker 1: Well, we were going to get her to do a
Speaker 1: zoomber tutorial. But I'm up to date with all the
Speaker 1: new regulations. Can't do that. Oh really, Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: we're going to have to be in a different location.
Speaker 3: Okay, well we'll plan it and next week's going to
Speaker 3: be a very different show. But guaranteed you'll enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun. I'm actually
Speaker 1: looking forward to it.
Speaker 3: Stay safe out there, everyone, it's actually wild, so stay safe,
Speaker 3: look after yourself, SELFI and we're back next week, Fresh.
Speaker 5: Up, Awesome Catching next Monday, guys, by fine, is it
Speaker 5: just mean?
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Speaker 3: Sorry, Mitch's cleaning up. I've never done this before. I
Speaker 3: normally start the show and that and then Mitch ends
Speaker 3: the show and introduces ad debrief.
Speaker 1: It's our secret segment he still do after.
Speaker 3: It's basically the segment at the end of the show
Speaker 3: we try to deter people from listening because we sort
Speaker 3: of get a bit dirty. We talk about anything. There's
Speaker 3: no holds barred.
Speaker 1: Not even necessarily dirty. It's this embarrassing that people become
Speaker 1: in this segment.
Speaker 3: Very true. What kinds of things I need to, Well,
Speaker 3: there's nothing plans, so we do whatever we want.
Speaker 1: It's the rule is that's row completely. We make no
Speaker 1: plans during this. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also people can call through, so one four, three, two, nine,
Speaker 3: six six six people can ring.
Speaker 5: This is what I mean when I say I'm not
Speaker 5: proud of this segment. He thinks it's funny to go
Speaker 5: rogue on the sound effects and just make shit up.
Speaker 6: A number up?
Speaker 1: What do you guys have a He makes the new
Speaker 1: number up every week and thinks it's funny.
Speaker 3: Because because.
Speaker 8: No, not, I think that's my breath from the coffee.
Speaker 1: How did my coffee part breath?
Speaker 3: I don't know? Yuck. People live tweet that they don't
Speaker 3: I love we have fresh blad and people think it's
Speaker 3: so good. People live tweet as we podcast. Guess who
Speaker 3: it is Joe Hockey. Hey, guys love the edition of NAT.
Speaker 3: Can't wait for the full episode to BEU because they
Speaker 3: only started listening halfway through it fair enough because people
Speaker 3: just as they tune in and then they can tweet
Speaker 3: as they go. So okay, Jenna's joining is via zoom. Jennet,
Speaker 3: you enjoyed the shoot? Did you like Nat? I thought
Speaker 3: she was a good.
Speaker 6: Guest, I agree with you. Then I'm boroughly enjoying my God,
Speaker 6: I told you we can.
Speaker 5: Actually, this is the first time, not my cup of tea,
Speaker 5: that I've been able to use the Jenna grabs and
Speaker 5: have them make sense because usually she's here, Oh, let's
Speaker 5: fucking manipulate out the bitch.
Speaker 1: What can we get it at?
Speaker 6: That? Shut up? And she's aggressive today, isn't she?
Speaker 3: What do you reckon Mitch brought to the table today?
Speaker 6: Jay, Yeah, no, nothing good?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 6: How many of these? Do you have?
Speaker 3: A lot? This?
Speaker 1: This is my idea back in the day.
Speaker 5: And then I found out because Mitch has no staff
Speaker 5: on his radio show at night, he's been pretending to
Speaker 5: have a producer with my Jenna grabs that I recorded
Speaker 5: for my old every night people think producer Jen is real.
Speaker 4: Jenna's got about seventeen jobs in this network if she
Speaker 4: also produces.
Speaker 1: You guys, she doesn't.
Speaker 6: She doesn't. What else can we ask Jenna?
Speaker 3: We sort of sit and out on the responses, So
Speaker 3: maybe we've got in the report. You've got to go
Speaker 3: to have a cup of tea, right.
Speaker 2: I agree with you.
Speaker 1: There, there's so many.
Speaker 6: More I don't agree with you going to have a
Speaker 6: cup of tea.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe you've deleted them or they've been over written
Speaker 5: in your system. But there were so many. There was
Speaker 5: I'll google that now and there's like, there's so many
Speaker 5: and there she's such.
Speaker 6: A polite producer as well, I'll google that now.
Speaker 1: And then we brought her in real life. Not polite
Speaker 1: at all. Such Jenna bitch.
Speaker 3: Mitch surely throwing it in the bin. Sure, you can
Speaker 3: sit down.
Speaker 6: But it's really annoying, like how quickly do you want
Speaker 6: to get out of here?
Speaker 3: At the end?
Speaker 1: Quiet?
Speaker 3: He often tries to.
Speaker 1: Someone's telling you this secret is shame.
Speaker 3: Opened the door when you cough? If walking in?
Speaker 6: How creaky is the door?
Speaker 3: No, we have one that we have a record that
Speaker 3: a door. Yeah, someone just walked in. They're out, now
Speaker 3: go again.
Speaker 6: Huh.
Speaker 3: I can't do in the open.
Speaker 1: That was That was an angle grinder.
Speaker 6: It was an angle grind.
Speaker 3: Sorry, it was the keys in the door unlock at Jake, Yeah,
Speaker 3: we are is coming in? What's it?
Speaker 6: You aett a little stiffy from this? Yeah? He does
Speaker 6: in the sound effects A little bit serious question though,
Speaker 6: I've noticed when.
Speaker 1: You laugh you cough, Yeah, he does.
Speaker 3: Can't fix it? What is that I don't smoke.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: Did you laugh when you cough?
Speaker 6: I don't find my coughs particularly hilarious.
Speaker 3: Sorry, by the way, around you cough when you laugh.
Speaker 3: Really see. I don't know what it is. I have asthma,
Speaker 3: severe asthma.
Speaker 6: Okay, well that's it.
Speaker 3: I was born two months premie, so I know.
Speaker 1: The connection with asthma and premature baby.
Speaker 3: Because my lungs weren't developed, so I want two months
Speaker 3: PREMI and sad. My left lung wasn't wasn't even it
Speaker 3: didn't exist, It just hadn't been built, so it grew later.
Speaker 3: When I came out, they were like, he's probably gonna die.
Speaker 3: And then I spent the first three months of my
Speaker 3: life in hospital and they're like, there'll be my mom's like,
Speaker 3: what happened to my boy? They're like, he'll be severely underweight.
Speaker 4: Do you want to know something, doctor bruck wrong didn't
Speaker 4: know something crook as fuck. When my parents found out
Speaker 4: that they were pregnant with me, doctor said I was
Speaker 4: down syndrome, no word of a life.
Speaker 1: And then you were born and they were like what
Speaker 1: the fuck?
Speaker 4: It didn't exactly happen like the whoops, but No, the
Speaker 4: first test they do for all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: Came up positive.
Speaker 6: It came up that I had the additional chromosome or
Speaker 6: whatever the test that they do. And what's crazy about that, though,
Speaker 6: is they actually give you the option.
Speaker 4: That's why they do it because there's some people aren't
Speaker 4: mentally fit to be able to look after twenty four
Speaker 4: or seven care yes, and my parents were like, you know,
Speaker 4: we'll love her any way kind of thing. And then
Speaker 4: they were just kind of like, whoopsie, Daisy, she's fine.
Speaker 4: My whole life, I've coped you. They were right, funny,
Speaker 4: oh classic gag.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I was very early, and yeah, I'd had
Speaker 3: to put me in the incubator and I basically it's
Speaker 3: like when a cake comes out too soon, you put
Speaker 3: a skewer and it's like it needs more. That was me.
Speaker 3: So just check me in an oven for three months
Speaker 3: and cooked me.
Speaker 6: Stuck a kebab stick and you're like, it's perfect now.
Speaker 3: Put an apple in my mouth and an onion in
Speaker 3: my arse. And I was set to go. But I
Speaker 3: think they overcooked me because I'm fucking huge.
Speaker 6: But not until you've got your license and drug exactly.
Speaker 3: You're right, I was skinny through I'm gonna show you
Speaker 3: a photo.
Speaker 6: Can I show you?
Speaker 4: Do?
Speaker 6: We all have photos of what used to be?
Speaker 3: And Mitch get fat Mitch, I'll get skinny Mitch, and
Speaker 3: you just get strategic nap awful. It actually makes me
Speaker 3: just awful. Mine's my profile picture. I just have to
Speaker 3: swipe back, maybe four swipes and I'm there.
Speaker 1: I've got my fat pick.
Speaker 6: I hang on, mine's not readily. How many people do
Speaker 6: you show this to?
Speaker 5: If you just literally one of the only photos in
Speaker 5: my favorites for scenario is like this, so I can
Speaker 5: whip it out and be like, see.
Speaker 3: I don't know what one you want to see? This
Speaker 3: is my most enerycent.
Speaker 5: Well, we have a Facebook group for listeners of this
Speaker 5: segment only. It's called Endurant Idiots, and the cover photo
Speaker 5: is skinny Mitchturing.
Speaker 3: Correct padding it an equestrian horse.
Speaker 5: Yes, so only people who are aware of this segment
Speaker 5: are able to enter that group.
Speaker 3: I've got it, Okay, I'll go first because I started it.
Speaker 3: This is skinny me. This was what year hod on
Speaker 3: twenty eleven? This was nine years ago.
Speaker 4: Ready, that's not you, it is, but the face is
Speaker 4: that doesn't even look like you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, that's me. Look at the collar bone on him.
Speaker 3: True, this is me.
Speaker 6: You'aring dog tags?
Speaker 5: Yes, this is what I mean when I say I'm
Speaker 5: not proud of this segment. No one can see the photos.
Speaker 5: This is no good content.
Speaker 3: We'll post them up. That's me.
Speaker 6: See. Oh look I'm holding Do you know what will
Speaker 6: pop them?
Speaker 1: In the endurant idiots group?
Speaker 6: People are in this endurant.
Speaker 1: It's nearly two hundred right, yeah, I'm going to it's
Speaker 1: one ninety. Here's my fatty pick.
Speaker 4: Oh my, are you wearing a T shirt under your button? No,
Speaker 4: because that's a true sign of being an FC.
Speaker 5: Did you notice that Mitch was doing that in his
Speaker 5: skinny pick? When you pop the button up undone over
Speaker 5: the over the T shirt, that's when you're trying to
Speaker 5: hide the love handle.
Speaker 6: We're also bitch tits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had those, and I was having an undershirt
Speaker 1: because of a sweat. You can see the.
Speaker 6: Undershirt is for the I feel like covering the bumps.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, that didn't work.
Speaker 3: Because the more layers, the more it smooth things over.
Speaker 4: But you get hotter, so then you just sweaty fat mess.
Speaker 6: Do you want to say, man, go for it.
Speaker 3: Oh is that a potato short?
Speaker 6: No eyebrows either?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: Oh my?
Speaker 4: And also I might just add that I'm wearing my
Speaker 4: mum's old polo shirt.
Speaker 3: Hold on, come here closer. You look like a kid
Speaker 3: who comes up to you says, get games on your phone.
Speaker 6: Okay, I just keep kicking you repetitively. I hate my
Speaker 6: life when you're a.
Speaker 3: Kid and you kind of have like a crusher, you
Speaker 3: really admire someone older than you, like one of your siblings' friends,
Speaker 3: and you just annoy them constantly. I used to do
Speaker 3: that all the time, one.
Speaker 6: Of those get out of the classroom. Why that thought?
Speaker 5: That's say, you know what I notice a lot of
Speaker 5: the time, if you were like a foul kid in school,
Speaker 5: chances are you've had a glow up. But the so
Speaker 5: called hot girls are all like kind of ranked now
Speaker 5: don't you all too?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but hot girls are still with all their boyfriends,
Speaker 3: especially from our school. You'll know this. All the hot
Speaker 3: girls that have boyfriends that they met in your tent
Speaker 3: are still with them. Colme my hands down.
Speaker 5: But I've noticed that they might break up with the boyfriend,
Speaker 5: but then they get straight back into another relationship. They're
Speaker 5: just their relationship type. That's their way of telling you, well,
Speaker 5: I'm successful.
Speaker 3: And you know I remember when you're in when you're
Speaker 3: in school. So that coffee scrub, it's making me go,
Speaker 3: you're why did you eat it in those mouthfuls? Fucking
Speaker 3: buzzn't Actually, it's going to be like that magic sand
Speaker 3: that kids play with. I turn into a tree. Everyone
Speaker 3: from high school, especially the high school I went to,
Speaker 3: had such a reputation in high school, especially at our school,
Speaker 3: like be cheery. My sister was like bad, badass.
Speaker 1: Everyone knew who she was, and.
Speaker 6: To be a cop'd be a great What happened? Aunt?
Speaker 3: Wouldn't you pull me over? No?
Speaker 4: Well, no, the problem is I'd call people over and
Speaker 4: then they just pissed me off, So I just you
Speaker 4: know what.
Speaker 3: You'd be like, you've been pulled off for speeding, sir,
Speaker 3: and then they get.
Speaker 6: Them.
Speaker 5: You'd be that cop that goes viol on Facebook because
Speaker 5: you didn't realize there was a dash cam and.
Speaker 1: Then look at it dog copy.
Speaker 6: No, I have zero patients for anyone arguing back with me.
Speaker 3: I wasn't speeding your right while are you speeding? My
Speaker 3: wife is giving birth in the front seat. That's why
Speaker 3: we were.
Speaker 6: You don't have to fucking live through it now.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you're not a cop.
Speaker 3: See Can I just say I play this every week
Speaker 3: and no one thinks it's funny.
Speaker 1: You open the lines, didn't get any callers?
Speaker 5: Well, you get some interesting people calling through to the Edge,
Speaker 5: don't you that radio s My favorite is.
Speaker 6: Anyone with the name Mohammed. They're hilarious.
Speaker 1: Who is the Edge listener to people who have never
Speaker 1: tuned into the Edge? Ninety six one?
Speaker 4: Well, the Edge listener Western Sydney? Yeah, yeah, twenty five.
Speaker 5: I like to imagine every probably yeah, every trader with
Speaker 5: pea plates on it, all like a little Mazda that's
Speaker 5: going to the MACS drive through with peap plates.
Speaker 6: Well yeah, but it can't be like a new Highlights you.
Speaker 4: It's gotta be like an old white with a steel tray,
Speaker 4: red peas on it.
Speaker 5: Yes, young Western Sydney people. Right, and you answer the phone,
Speaker 5: So what sort of stuff do you get?
Speaker 3: Do you? I'll be you ready new into the phone
Speaker 3: already the Edge of Mike nomail. What's your name? John?
Speaker 6: John?
Speaker 3: What are you calling about?
Speaker 6: I just want to tell Markey is a fucking dukerd.
Speaker 3: Ok, Thanks, John, I'm gonna see we can get you
Speaker 3: one of the next ten today.
Speaker 1: There, get off bluetooth and speaker phone.
Speaker 3: Turn your Brady off in the background. What's your ideal caller? So,
Speaker 3: say you're in the morning you need a call, what
Speaker 3: do they say to get on air? What's the best thing?
Speaker 6: I like the unexpected things?
Speaker 4: Same, yeah, Like, if I could tell you what the
Speaker 4: ideal call would be, it wouldn't be the ideal call
Speaker 4: because I've thought of it. It'd have to be something
Speaker 4: that really gets me, like some when they actually make
Speaker 4: me laugh. Like I remember one one guy calling up
Speaker 4: and telling us this story about how his date shitter
Speaker 4: pants like during the date in the movie theater, and
Speaker 4: that I was barely laughing.
Speaker 3: Well, you told us just before we came in on
Speaker 3: air on the cloud that you have put the bed
Speaker 3: before I have shot As a kid, I was a child, yea.
Speaker 3: And what were you dreaming of?
Speaker 4: I dreamt, and I vividly remember dreaming of the toilet
Speaker 4: on that and I was like, oh, lucky there's a
Speaker 4: toilet there, because I'm turtlenecking. I remember sitting on the
Speaker 4: toilet wiping everything, and.
Speaker 5: Then I woke up and was like so like in
Speaker 5: the dream, made in your dream, you made the decision
Speaker 5: to ship, and then your body in real life was
Speaker 5: like yep, it was like inception.
Speaker 6: Like in my dream.
Speaker 4: I was like, hang on hold the dream, I gotta
Speaker 4: go upstairs to the too.
Speaker 6: And then it wasn't until I woke up that I realized.
Speaker 3: I've wet the bed recently.
Speaker 6: When you're drunk recently.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably nineteen, I wet the bed.
Speaker 4: I have friends who have boyfriends who pissed themselves every
Speaker 4: time they drink, so like.
Speaker 1: That will weir on my friends?
Speaker 5: I don't think I would put up with that. I'd
Speaker 5: have to really love someone to be like, no, babe,
Speaker 5: it's fine.
Speaker 6: No, I had a expert. I just I just remember
Speaker 6: the next boy from weed on me once. It wasn't
Speaker 6: a habit thing, but he did do it.
Speaker 3: We have a boss here at work. He said he
Speaker 3: weed on his girlfriend for fun.
Speaker 1: Hang on, I want to I wanted it fun for
Speaker 1: her or him him, not her, right, I want to
Speaker 1: unpack this one. Did she just your friend who said
Speaker 1: that that happened? Did she just put up with it
Speaker 1: and accepted?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Whenever day I get donky pisces. Oh, like that's his
Speaker 5: part of would she ever jump into snames.
Speaker 4: I was at the house and he went to sleep,
Speaker 4: and she said something like, oh, I'm not going to
Speaker 4: sleep in there tonight because he'll probably piss on me.
Speaker 3: And I was like, what got and then.
Speaker 4: She said, yeah, every time he drinks pretty much, he
Speaker 4: apparently knows he's doing it as well.
Speaker 6: He's just too lazy and drunk.
Speaker 1: Oh that's no good.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, she's a very accepting if it's
Speaker 5: an accident, but if he knows it's doing it.
Speaker 4: I think some people do it accidentally, but they will
Speaker 4: like open a wardrobe door and think it's the bathroom.
Speaker 6: Ah right, Yeah, he just lays there out of laziness.
Speaker 3: Do you guys we in the shower? I do, I
Speaker 3: do ye in the bar, but no, you can't do that.
Speaker 6: I don't work in the bath.
Speaker 3: You can't win the bath And.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not asking you to come share my bath waterer.
Speaker 1: True, what's the problem myself?
Speaker 3: We couldn't fit in the bloody Meriton Himes or a
Speaker 3: game of Mitch or that's a damn for everyone listening,
Speaker 3: Hoover Mitch dam Yeah.
Speaker 6: I just thought because we don't laugh.
Speaker 1: He takes it really personally. If no one laughs and
Speaker 1: it's like he.
Speaker 4: Can, it would have been that weird kid growing up
Speaker 4: doing performances for your family and they would have been laughing.
Speaker 3: No, that didn't happen. But I did have an alto
Speaker 3: saxophone from your nine to twelve and I played it
Speaker 3: for the family at family dinners.
Speaker 6: You know what I should do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I picked up at the other day. It was
Speaker 3: here at work and I played I have the Tiger
Speaker 3: still here.
Speaker 5: I was about to say I should get because my
Speaker 5: sister she has my violin and she played like professionally.
Speaker 5: She's a saxophone teacher, so she I'm like, I should
Speaker 5: get her to come in one day with a saxon
Speaker 5: a violin and see if we can play a fucking jet.
Speaker 6: Can you play the violin?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I have a touch twenty year me too.
Speaker 3: I can.
Speaker 6: I can can I sing on this?
Speaker 3: I can close my eyes and I can I can
Speaker 3: picture when my fingers go.
Speaker 1: Let's get her to do Ave Maria while we play
Speaker 1: on the saxophon violin.
Speaker 3: That that'd be fun.
Speaker 6: Ave Maria.
Speaker 3: Oh, you know, I consider it.
Speaker 6: I just thought that's for the prayer by Anthony Klea.
Speaker 6: Didn't he do a version of.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking of Shrek? Isn't it in Shrek's Yah? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I can actually sing dead set, don't hear it?
Speaker 6: As in?
Speaker 1: You can train or you just make it a coffin Now.
Speaker 3: I went to see the school in New York and
Speaker 3: part of the training was operatic singing. You've done what
Speaker 3: I've done an opera. I say, if you listen to
Speaker 3: the show, you know that I've mentioned that ready, I
Speaker 3: don't think he has my diaphragm isn't warmed up?
Speaker 6: If I say, shoulders moving upward?
Speaker 3: Listen to my rage, I've got it.
Speaker 6: You can do more than.
Speaker 1: How dare I doubt him? Actually? That not like an
Speaker 1: impression of someone doing an opera performance. That actually sounded
Speaker 1: like an opera singer.
Speaker 6: What do you think that was good?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 6: Do you think that was good? Would you buy his CD?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Of course not, never bought an opera.
Speaker 6: He listens to opera.
Speaker 3: Mark Vincent lives in our area. He was on.
Speaker 6: How he performs at the local pub. I really took
Speaker 6: off his career.
Speaker 3: He was performing at Christmas, which is the busiest sale
Speaker 3: time of the year.
Speaker 6: Family Christmas, I don't.
Speaker 3: Have Christmas mark your present at Christmas at where Field,
Speaker 3: you know what, everyone's rushing and you gotta get the card.
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck off.
Speaker 6: There's just one level of opera though, like you can't
Speaker 6: have chi No.
Speaker 5: I love it when a lady does like a she
Speaker 5: starts gentle, she's like, builds it up.
Speaker 3: You know, I could probably do that ready kind of,
Speaker 3: I'm very deep. I'm very deep.
Speaker 1: Just clearing the throat, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was actually not bad.
Speaker 5: You know, do you guys know that meme with the
Speaker 5: weird looking animal. Take a closer look at that snout.
Speaker 5: I can do an impression. I'll show you.
Speaker 3: It's I'll get up on the web.
Speaker 6: Also, this bothers me. It's something that's a video. It's
Speaker 6: not a meme.
Speaker 5: Is going back to the vine days, I think. But
Speaker 5: for the far it's from Phantom of the Opera and
Speaker 5: I can do this opera. Just an impression of this meme.
Speaker 1: Ready, take a closer look at that snout?
Speaker 3: Why was this ever going viral?
Speaker 4: Keep watching.
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 6: West, I don't like it.
Speaker 5: So, yeah, I can do an impression of that. That's
Speaker 5: the exactly on go go go go, Take a close
Speaker 5: look at that snout, I'd say, their hands, what do
Speaker 5: they add part of the performance?
Speaker 3: They fisted pencil? Please?
Speaker 6: Why do you have this?
Speaker 3: I scared?
Speaker 6: Can I throw? I scared on smart Is there even
Speaker 6: a smart board in this?
Speaker 3: That's me and Hayden. I drew it on the weekend.
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 6: Do you use it for who's eyebrows?
Speaker 3: Haters? I was playing around with pencils?
Speaker 1: Can I just say, this is a very strange moment
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 5: If you come in on this show and you repeat
Speaker 5: the same stories, because you forget that you've already told
Speaker 5: them in the space of today. You've told me you're
Speaker 5: an opera singer. You can fucking sketch very well. I'm
Speaker 5: looking at that as well. Studied you study theater in Newry.
Speaker 5: Have you been sitting on all these stories this whole time?
Speaker 5: And yet up until now you just come in and go,
Speaker 5: I'm on the radio.
Speaker 3: I have no thumb.
Speaker 1: He's on midnight now.
Speaker 3: You never ask. Yeah, you've a good co host, probes,
Speaker 3: you'd know you got to ask questions.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: And we should probably wrap.
Speaker 6: It's been a very for the past ninety seven Okay,
Speaker 6: we should get it.
Speaker 1: Very generous of you.
Speaker 3: I actually say thank you for being here. It's great
Speaker 3: to have someone who probes found out that I'm an
Speaker 3: operatic singer.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if that was her probing. We just
Speaker 1: got there and it happened.
Speaker 5: This is why I always encourage against the sound effect thing,
Speaker 5: because the conversation can lead to.
Speaker 3: Who knows, from next week no sound effects.
Speaker 1: Well, there won't be. We're going to be in isolation.
Speaker 3: Nat, thank you for coming on Pure once again. Plug
Speaker 3: your socials. Nap penfold, nap Penfold brilliant. Are your Twitter
Speaker 3: user that I have one?
Speaker 4: But I think my only tweet years ago when I
Speaker 4: was trying to get it to pop up at the
Speaker 4: bottom of the screen on the voice Oh yeah, do
Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, exactly mean my altie and child's voice
Speaker 3: of an Angel.
Speaker 6: I think I loved Delta's dancing Tonight.
Speaker 3: Compliments Delta, and they didn't put that on.
Speaker 1: They would have been the only person.
Speaker 4: If I'm a smart person, I would have found that
Speaker 4: on my own Twitter and deleted.
Speaker 3: Once. I'd tweet a big brother when they used to
Speaker 3: do live and it came up and I made my
Speaker 3: cover photo on face Well.
Speaker 4: My god, I remember back in the day when Umi
Speaker 4: Steime's was on MTV. We were like texting the line
Speaker 4: that made the things come up because she was like
Speaker 4: a huge TV thing back then.
Speaker 3: What happened? What did she host?
Speaker 6: Yeah, like Channel V or MTV or something, and she
Speaker 6: was like cool, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh damn it. You definitely got rid of your old tweets.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I also was probably smart in the same period of
Speaker 4: time deleting my Facebook my I mean sorry, my old MySpace.
Speaker 6: And I also had a Biber at.
Speaker 3: One point, which you won't Oh I had. I didn't
Speaker 3: have Biber, but I had Habbo Hotel, don't I loved
Speaker 3: Habo Hotel.
Speaker 6: I was doing about this yesterday.
Speaker 4: My brother used to It's so annoyed at me because
Speaker 4: we back then it was to get it on the internet,
Speaker 4: so you have like a time limit each day, and
Speaker 4: I'd use up all our time and have a hotel
Speaker 4: going into private rooms and things changed to Bobba.
Speaker 3: How about hotels like a cross between. It was like
Speaker 3: Penguin and sims and you're all like lego figures, like.
Speaker 4: A chat room, but you can make your own character
Speaker 4: and you talk to each other people all around the world,
Speaker 4: and then you have private rooms.
Speaker 6: You can earn coins that give.
Speaker 3: You like furniture in your seem like a hotel.
Speaker 6: People used to.
Speaker 4: Try and have sex with you and stuff on there
Speaker 4: as in like you know, but they every word she
Speaker 4: said that was like fuck or big made it turn
Speaker 4: into Bobba. I'd feel like I don't want to bother
Speaker 4: you and bob bob are you bobba?
Speaker 3: And stuff like that.
Speaker 6: I used to sit on there like you saw that,
Speaker 6: you saw what I looked like.
Speaker 4: Imagine that girl sweating at the computer of yuck, drinking
Speaker 4: seventeen diet cokes.
Speaker 3: Was groomed by a pedophile on Compenguin and now my
Speaker 3: sister's a pedophile. She was fine, nothing ever happened, but
Speaker 3: she was. He would just constantly.
Speaker 6: They saying, now my sister is a pedophile.
Speaker 3: No, no, my sister is a pedophile hunter. She's a
Speaker 3: pedophile cop.
Speaker 6: Is she like a specialist pedophile cop?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's in that division air detective.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And my my little sister was the one who
Speaker 3: had a weird creep every time she'd gone, they'd be there, Hi,
Speaker 3: come to my igloo And she never played.
Speaker 6: This penguan thing. But I'm assuming the same concept.
Speaker 3: Yeah, club Penguin pedophiles.
Speaker 1: But if you wore, you got kicked off Club Penguin. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they were. They went Bubba or whatever the funk it was.
Speaker 3: I can't of bubble to the same way. She's like,
Speaker 3: do you want to have Boba in yours? I'm like,
Speaker 3: what do you want to fuck my milk tea?
Speaker 1: He wants to blaye both marry Void.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bobe you hey, that character in Star Wars dirty
Speaker 3: Boba Fet what was his real first name? Fuck Fet
Speaker 3: the builder Dirty? He died this week. Actually, the voice
Speaker 3: of bub the Building passed away. The voice of Bob
Speaker 3: the Builder from Corona didn't.
Speaker 6: The guy from Star Wars did?
Speaker 3: Did he Wars?
Speaker 6: Someone from Star Wars died? Did they in Corona? Maybe Trek?
Speaker 6: Is there a big difference?
Speaker 3: That's all they're saying. They're all in fucking space ship.
Speaker 3: We're all fighting some war that no one cares about.
Speaker 6: I haven't. I haven't seen one episode of Star Wars
Speaker 6: in my life.
Speaker 3: I've never seen episodes.
Speaker 1: I think they're filmed.
Speaker 3: Episode all right, we need to get out of here,
Speaker 3: naped fold on all socials, Mitch, Mitch, We'll be back
Speaker 3: tomorrow next week, and then Jenna should hopefully be here.
Speaker 1: Well, see if we can social distance and still keep
Speaker 1: her on the show.
Speaker 3: Love you guys, Stay safe, catch it just me.
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