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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you wearing a life checket?

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<v Speaker 3>Today?

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<v Speaker 4>No one's talked more about stephan a Berg than this

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<v Speaker 4>show this week?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you a cow? My son can touch?

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<v Speaker 5>The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, Monday morning five. When it's past six, it's

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<v Speaker 3>gold or one oh four point three, it's a Christian

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<v Speaker 3>O'Connell show. Come on in Jack morning, guys, come on

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<v Speaker 3>in pass morning. Now tell me this Patsy.

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<v Speaker 6>I know you went round you the Worriby love God

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<v Speaker 6>and ordered to see purchucer Kadian's new home. What did

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<v Speaker 6>you see about the conditions of this the Pampa dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Henry boy, you've got no idea. This dog has a

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<v Speaker 2>matching bed to Caitlin's.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, what do you mean? Okay, break this down?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean the same material? So Caitlin has

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<v Speaker 2>purchased this beautiful bed, absolutely stunning stud the very modern, cutting.

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<v Speaker 4>Edge, very nice one technology.

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<v Speaker 2>Head as in nineteen eighties, no as in I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what they call it. It's like, no, it's not

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<v Speaker 2>How would you describe it? How would I describe it?

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<v Speaker 2>Very minimalist, very modern, but it's like a fabric. So

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<v Speaker 2>the actual bed base has no head, which apparently is

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have a backboard anymore. That's like old anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it's old fashioned apparently.

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<v Speaker 6>The graphs now, all the money, all the people invested

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<v Speaker 6>in headboards, we went on head.

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<v Speaker 3>Seriously, taken a bar but it goes no.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's fabric. It's like a bubbly fabric. And they've

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<v Speaker 2>got these modern chairs made out of the same sort

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<v Speaker 2>of fabric. I don't know what it's called, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Quite the talk of wabe. These new people with their

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<v Speaker 3>new way of Dangelo's moved in next door. They don't

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<v Speaker 3>have a head.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently anyway. Henry's bed, which is like just a meter

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<v Speaker 2>from her bed, is made of the same stuff. It

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<v Speaker 2>looks like they've got matching beds.

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<v Speaker 7>It's very cool.

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<v Speaker 3>So has that been bought or made?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I think she's bought it.

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<v Speaker 3>What a small dog basket she's in there, Kaitlyn.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called boot clay, right, What's what's b clay.

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<v Speaker 8>It's a type of fabric, so it's just a bit

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<v Speaker 8>it's like bally kind.

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<v Speaker 3>Of I think I know the thing you mean.

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<v Speaker 8>Actually it's beautiful. So yeah, purchased our bed and just

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<v Speaker 8>by chance, we also purchased one that was exactly the same.

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<v Speaker 6>So is it sold as a dog bed or as

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<v Speaker 6>a thing for a child?

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<v Speaker 8>No, no, no, it's a proper dog bed.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow and actual sort of proper but the same fabric.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it nice?

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<v Speaker 8>It is beautiful and Henry absolutely loves it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm surprised though, the way that you treat that dog

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<v Speaker 4>that he doesn't sleep tucked in next to you every night.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, with an eye mask and he's got that thing

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<v Speaker 6>having the six where they wax their tach and a

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<v Speaker 6>hairnet as well, and he's like moisturizing with his paws.

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<v Speaker 4>And then to give him plenty of space, Caitlyn has

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<v Speaker 4>to curl up in the dog bears.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Caitlyn, it's I'm so happy for you. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful home and it's there's you walk in the front

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<v Speaker 2>door and you can just feel the love. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>a really happy space. But he does have his little

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<v Speaker 2>feeding station in the kitchen as well, with a special well.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got a special place smash and different plates with

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<v Speaker 2>different cuisine. No, come on, very organized, very not like

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<v Speaker 2>our dog. We just like chuck a bone out in

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<v Speaker 2>the backyard and close the door. No, this dog, he's royalty.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow we what do you mean he's got to Caitlin.

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<v Speaker 6>He's got his own feeding station.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>So his grandparents bought him like a match his grandparents.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so confused.

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<v Speaker 6>Now, you're blowing the line between actual humans and dogs.

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<v Speaker 8>So my partner's parents bought him a mat that actually

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<v Speaker 8>cleans his feet while he eats.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd like that. I want a mat that cleans my feet.

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<v Speaker 3>How does it clean his feet? What he eats?

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<v Speaker 8>It's just made out of like I don't know, some

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<v Speaker 8>sort of fabric that were his pools, like dripping, like

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<v Speaker 8>go into it when they're a bit wet from being outside,

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<v Speaker 8>and it basically just dries it while he stands there first.

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<v Speaker 6>That one of those sort of you know, sort of

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<v Speaker 6>things you had to walk through when you used to

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<v Speaker 6>go swimming with the school to get rid of our

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<v Speaker 6>face foot They've.

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<v Speaker 3>Got one of those incredible scenes.

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<v Speaker 6>Your wife turned on to pick you up to take

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<v Speaker 6>you away for the weekend to Port Philow and we

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<v Speaker 6>saw your beautiful son Gordon. Now I saw him in November.

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<v Speaker 6>You brought him in one Friday, and he's already grown

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<v Speaker 6>a lot more angels quick, he knows a lot more words,

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<v Speaker 6>and just how he can be with people. Really, my

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<v Speaker 6>daughter was here and we had a lovely oness an

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<v Speaker 6>hour with you and your wife and Gordon. What a

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<v Speaker 6>gorgeous family.

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<v Speaker 4>He loves coming in here, guys, thank you for having him.

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<v Speaker 3>Joy.

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<v Speaker 4>He's so giggly with you all. And he gets like

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<v Speaker 4>sits behind the microphone, pretends he's talking into it. He

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<v Speaker 4>gets a pen out.

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<v Speaker 6>I guess these are like new toys, aren't they. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>I notice as well.

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<v Speaker 3>We did a doodle or a notepad. And when I

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<v Speaker 3>came in this morning.

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<v Speaker 6>I saw it and I thought, what a lovely gift

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<v Speaker 6>he's giving you for when he come into work today.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to tear this out. And I mean, we've

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<v Speaker 4>got plenty of these doodles, because he's picking up pens

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<v Speaker 4>and drawing on furniture and the cupboards and the house.

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<v Speaker 3>But there's a real young Banksy.

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<v Speaker 4>There's something really nice about this one that it's like

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<v Speaker 4>he did a gift for me to see it. Monday morn.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so you were on your way and you were

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<v Speaker 6>going to stop him because a lot of people call

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<v Speaker 6>him the show Friday and recommend that you stop at

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<v Speaker 6>the farm, this dairy farm because Gordon lights cows.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, cold and meat farm. Thank you to everybody who

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<v Speaker 4>recommended it. We really loved it there, although I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>get the moment that I was hoping for with him,

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<v Speaker 4>because he's only seen cows on YouTube and in cartoons

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<v Speaker 4>so far and in books. I thought when he saw

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<v Speaker 4>a real cow he would his mind would explode. But

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<v Speaker 4>I guess to him, a cow on TV is a

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<v Speaker 4>cow in real life. There's not much difference. Because he

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<v Speaker 4>was just like, oh cow, and then.

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<v Speaker 3>This is bullshit? No, then he in the car.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, he was more interested.

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<v Speaker 6>About that radio studio. He was trying to snap that microphone.

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<v Speaker 6>He was sweeting think of it.

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<v Speaker 3>He can't do much that was studio because so Timbo.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, he looked at the cows for you know, less

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<v Speaker 4>than a minute, and then he was stepping in puddles,

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<v Speaker 4>picking up a witch's hat, climbing on logs, that sort

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<v Speaker 4>of thing. But we we did love it down there.

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<v Speaker 4>The problem is you can't get right up close to him,

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<v Speaker 4>probably for safety. It makes sense big animals, cow can't

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<v Speaker 4>just trample the kids there.

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<v Speaker 6>Why would they not have any kind of ruling about

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<v Speaker 6>this or just traveling these poor kids?

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe if he was able to get up close in

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<v Speaker 4>personal them the only one.

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<v Speaker 3>Who don't want to courage I'm not gonna sign.

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<v Speaker 6>Would that be like no entry side get puss in

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<v Speaker 6>the cows.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't be doing that.

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<v Speaker 6>And certainly no kids ever trampled here Heaven forbid, No, no,

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<v Speaker 6>no, no trampling.

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<v Speaker 3>And don't bloody get pursed for those girls.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, when I go out west, go reeled out far west,

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<v Speaker 6>goal seriously West.

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<v Speaker 4>You are allowed to touch the goats though, so he was handing.

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<v Speaker 3>Me go.

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<v Speaker 6>Just impurely a consensual feeling.

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<v Speaker 4>The goats they stick their heads the fence and they glory.

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<v Speaker 6>No, this is this is a great fun hangout there,

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<v Speaker 6>isn't it yet? So did he feed the goats? You

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<v Speaker 6>go and buy the food. We used to take the

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<v Speaker 6>kids like some sort of walking fire where you can

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<v Speaker 6>buy like the feed and you go and feed the goats.

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<v Speaker 4>We didn't buy the food because it got about ninety

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<v Speaker 4>cents or one dollar twenty. There was lots of food

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<v Speaker 4>like other kids had dropped.

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<v Speaker 2>You are shocking, don't wear Oh no, that's a cow.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't clean yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Not Was it like a dollar or two dollars or something?

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<v Speaker 3>It would have been no more than a.

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<v Speaker 9>Dollar fifty Christian Connall Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Talking about cows. Do you remember years ago?

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<v Speaker 6>I think it was when I first started in twenty

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<v Speaker 6>eighteen there was that mega cow.

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<v Speaker 3>Was it Nichols? It was enormous.

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<v Speaker 6>I was just suddenly thinking, why what's the word mega

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<v Speaker 6>cow coming to me of this enormous cow?

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<v Speaker 3>So I knew it was him in Australia.

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<v Speaker 4>He was a Guinness World Record hold, wasn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was something like fifteen hundred kilos.

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<v Speaker 6>It was like a ton and hour and it was

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<v Speaker 6>like they were like cows and there was just like

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<v Speaker 6>what the bloody head is that it was like some

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<v Speaker 6>sort of mechanical you found it was it Nickers If

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<v Speaker 6>you look.

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<v Speaker 4>It was Nickers. It was great memories fifteen hundred kilos.

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<v Speaker 6>Because it was because it was such an annoyancement way.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a ton and a half.

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<v Speaker 4>It's two meters tall. On the cows could walk under

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<v Speaker 4>his belly.

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<v Speaker 3>Still remembered Nickers the cow.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, we're going to open up lines around now then

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<v Speaker 6>for knock on Monday. So if you're already at work

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<v Speaker 6>or you're on your way in right.

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<v Speaker 3>Now at six point thirty, give us a call.

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<v Speaker 6>We have prizes for the secret workers of Melbourne on

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<v Speaker 6>nine four one four one oh four three spinal ease pillows,

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<v Speaker 6>the world's greatest pillow pats.

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<v Speaker 3>He made a mistake. You try to go cheaper at

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<v Speaker 3>the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>I lined up at Eldie Saturday morning at eight thirty

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<v Speaker 2>because special Byesday, Wednesdays and Saturdays they were having pillows.

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<v Speaker 2>The last we got to know about this because you

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<v Speaker 2>get the catalogs in the mailbox junk mail.

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<v Speaker 3>You're the person's keeping the industry going. I still wonder,

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<v Speaker 3>like who is going through this stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. Put it up on the fridge so

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<v Speaker 2>I don't forget. We got our last pillows at Alien. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>they've been brilliant and so I thought, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>that's been a few years. You should turn them over

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<v Speaker 2>so I wanted to get the love God. These pillows

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<v Speaker 2>that are called the anti snare pillow. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to go and get in one of those. He's a

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<v Speaker 2>shocking snorer. They don't work. He snoils, still snoring.

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<v Speaker 3>How was it going to work though with a mere pillow? No,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like Jack, he needs the machine.

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<v Speaker 2>He is going to the doctor for that. It's got

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<v Speaker 2>a special shape that encourages you to sleep on your

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<v Speaker 2>side and.

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<v Speaker 3>A metal spike and make unique contour.

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<v Speaker 4>Or pillow should be the same shape.

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<v Speaker 6>Just pillow. The technology hasn't moved on. Pillows be pillowing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's meant to position your neck in a certain way

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<v Speaker 2>that opens sleep more.

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<v Speaker 3>Like in UFC. Is it an arm or something? You

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<v Speaker 3>trap them in it?

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<v Speaker 4>Come along now that they don't work, I could have

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<v Speaker 4>told you that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly saved the time.

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<v Speaker 9>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Christian, I heard you five minutes ago talking about flashback

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<v Speaker 6>to Nickers.

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<v Speaker 3>The Cow is a big sensation of twenty eighteen.

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<v Speaker 6>Probably the biggest star in Australia in twenty eighteen was Nickers.

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<v Speaker 6>The Cow seem to be a rutman for the DSUs

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<v Speaker 6>share the Grundy thing didn't work out, they're.

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<v Speaker 3>Going to try a two meter talk cow Christian.

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<v Speaker 6>I used to live over there and near where Nickers

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<v Speaker 6>is from, and Nickers would come out to the local show.

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<v Speaker 3>What did he make us up?

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<v Speaker 6>Was wander over and we would line up to take

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<v Speaker 6>photos with telling it probably going to be in this

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<v Speaker 6>year's trically come dancing or you know, in the jungle,

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<v Speaker 6>and I'm a celebrity, be one of the more recognizable.

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<v Speaker 3>Stars that Nickers.

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<v Speaker 6>Some of their bows got no idea who that is,

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<v Speaker 6>but that's Nickers. Can we find out what's actually happened

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<v Speaker 6>to Nickas? Is Nickas still with us?

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<v Speaker 3>I know he's big back in twenty eighteen. Yeah, Nickcas

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<v Speaker 3>is still going strong. Yeah yeah, it's still a big

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<v Speaker 3>star of in Wa.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah yeah, yeah he's been I think he's gone overseas

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<v Speaker 10>as well.

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<v Speaker 4>He last started in Wyoming.

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<v Speaker 3>What's he doing over there?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>American Cow shows.

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<v Speaker 3>His toys coming on nation. All right, we're doing Knock

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<v Speaker 3>on Monday.

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<v Speaker 6>So if you're at work right now, we have prizes

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<v Speaker 6>for you nine four one four one oh four three.

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<v Speaker 6>We've got special Knock on Monday mugs or we can

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<v Speaker 6>have a spinal ease.

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<v Speaker 3>Pillow if you like. Good morning to Sharon.

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<v Speaker 11>Good morning. How are you this morning?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm good. Showon. And how was your weekend Sharon?

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<v Speaker 3>What was the best thing you did over the weekend?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 11>I went to spend some time with my children, which

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<v Speaker 11>was fabulous. That we did go shopping and cost me

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<v Speaker 11>a fortune. But anyway, that's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>And are your work already? Who do you work for? Sharon?

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<v Speaker 11>I work with Victoria Police, but I think it works

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<v Speaker 11>for quite some time already, so I've been here since

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<v Speaker 11>six a.

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<v Speaker 3>M oh wow. Okay, Now your choice.

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<v Speaker 6>You can have both the mugg and knock on Monday

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<v Speaker 6>mug or you can have the pillow or both.

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<v Speaker 3>It's up to you.

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<v Speaker 11>I'm going to try the pillow. I have spent a

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<v Speaker 11>fortune trying to find the right pillow, so I feel

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<v Speaker 11>like this could be the right one. So I've just

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<v Speaker 11>got my fingers crossed.

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<v Speaker 3>Good luck. We'll have you get on well with your

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<v Speaker 3>new pillow. A great night sleeper. Wait, all right, have

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<v Speaker 3>a good week, Sharon. Thanks you on the show.

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<v Speaker 9>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Daniel.

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<v Speaker 12>Good morning morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, So Daniel you're a baker.

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<v Speaker 12>Yes, we've been works in three in this morning, yeltomers.

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<v Speaker 3>And who do you work for? Well?

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<v Speaker 12>Worse than Grandla and cranb West tell me this right?

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<v Speaker 3>I love hot cross bunds. Do you guys like a

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<v Speaker 3>hot cross bund?

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<v Speaker 12>Yea the proven already?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you get that? You get them when they're really hot,

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<v Speaker 3>you get that butcher on them?

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<v Speaker 12>Nice to have them.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you like the raisins though?

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<v Speaker 3>Or no? No, no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all different sorts now.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, And I'm telling you now, I think that hot

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<v Speaker 6>crosponds should be available all year round, not just come on.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't be like that on mosting day, which was ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, that's yeah, I agree, Patrick, I agree.

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<v Speaker 4>What is it harder to make than your regular bun?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it? Dan?

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<v Speaker 12>They're not harder to make. It's just it adds more

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<v Speaker 12>to your production. Because you've got the normal what you

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<v Speaker 12>have to make every day. Then you've got another three

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<v Speaker 12>or four more varieties you have to make of something

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<v Speaker 12>else that. It just adds more more hours to your day.

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<v Speaker 12>But at all good, it's not fun.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, Daniel, I appreciate the extra production being had because

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<v Speaker 6>I love the hot crosponds.

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<v Speaker 3>Glad to hear it now, Daniel, what do you want

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<v Speaker 3>to pillow?

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<v Speaker 6>If you get up at three am when you start working,

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<v Speaker 6>then do you want the spine leaves pillow?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, I love a pilo because I'm having trouble sleep

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<v Speaker 12>and I've just done a sleep study like Jacket, and

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<v Speaker 12>I'm just waiting for my results to come back.

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<v Speaker 4>So good luck, Daniel Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Daniel, have a good day. Thanks for thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>By I'm a certain good morning.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning, I said.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm good. And Allison, you have a nice weekend.

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<v Speaker 11>I had great way to thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you up to right now? You're working on

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<v Speaker 3>your way in.

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<v Speaker 11>I'm on my way into rowing.

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<v Speaker 13>We're doing the pre season drop off.

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<v Speaker 3>Third morning I've done this holiday.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't you feel bad dropping them off in the middle

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<v Speaker 6>of the night to do that rowing, It's like it's

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<v Speaker 6>pitch black. Get on that flipping canoe whatever it is

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<v Speaker 6>I called it, and start rowing at like seven am.

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<v Speaker 13>This is a late one.

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<v Speaker 11>Normally it's a six am start, so we're a bit lucky.

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<v Speaker 6>I used to drop Ruby off about five on my

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<v Speaker 6>way to work. She would be dropped off with these

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<v Speaker 6>other barely even standing teenagers were sort of being tipped

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<v Speaker 6>out of a car by parents at court?

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<v Speaker 4>Why can only be done the first thing in the

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<v Speaker 4>morning of darkness?

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<v Speaker 6>When we watched the World champions at the Olympics. It's

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<v Speaker 6>during daylight hours. It's not like six am or five am.

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<v Speaker 2>It's yeah, it's like all these schools.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm actually allowed to be on the river and they've

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<v Speaker 4>got to do it before everybody wakes.

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<v Speaker 6>Cheaper, we don't have to pay the fees. Maybe that's

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<v Speaker 6>what we should have done instead of all the permits

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<v Speaker 6>for the longest serve, just do it at midnight with

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<v Speaker 6>throat and balls. Allison, what would you like? Would you

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<v Speaker 6>like the pillow, the mugs?

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<v Speaker 3>Both?

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<v Speaker 13>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Both?

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<v Speaker 13>If I can?

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<v Speaker 3>You can, you really really can? All right, have a

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<v Speaker 3>great day. Thank you very much, Alis, thank you all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks nine four one four one oh four three.

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<v Speaker 6>If you're at work or at work already on your

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<v Speaker 6>way in, we've got prices for you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you guys take your pillows away with you if

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<v Speaker 6>you're go and stay somewhere.

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<v Speaker 4>I took them this weekend.

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<v Speaker 6>Bet I'll bet get a bed night's sleep because your

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<v Speaker 6>pillows have got your scent on them.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the thing you can just well, it's not for

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<v Speaker 4>a cent, it's because you're used to.

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<v Speaker 6>The I'm pretty sure I have a theory that we

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<v Speaker 6>all have our own unique scent signature, a musk, if

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<v Speaker 6>you will, like animals do. And so I reckon that subconsciously.

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<v Speaker 6>You smell this pillow, you know this is where my

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<v Speaker 6>head belongs.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I think.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I's because of the pillows contours. I'm used

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<v Speaker 4>to its exact shape. That's why I like to have it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not because it smells like me.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all of that factored into it. Jackie boy. So

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<v Speaker 3>would you if you were going away over seas on

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<v Speaker 3>a plane you turn the pillows?

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<v Speaker 4>No, they're too bulky to take on a plane. I

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<v Speaker 4>think because we used a whole large suitcase to take

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<v Speaker 4>two pillows, and we took our whole donner the bloody pillows. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>we took the whole don to do that.

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<v Speaker 3>When you go with the kids.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, our friends said you have to put new sheets

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<v Speaker 4>on the bed because they don't have sheets. I thought

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<v Speaker 4>it's much easier.

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<v Speaker 3>We've done that before.

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<v Speaker 4>Bring the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, yeah, it's a lot easier. Do you take your

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<v Speaker 6>pillows away.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I have like a border sort of block,

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<v Speaker 2>so I won't go over into state with a pillow,

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<v Speaker 2>but i'll go regional VIC like I have a limit.

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<v Speaker 2>There are limits. I'll go three four hours, but that's it.

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<v Speaker 6>It's interesting almost that it's interesting when you people. I've

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<v Speaker 6>got these rulings on things. I need to get some

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<v Speaker 6>more rulings in twenty five neares resolution to myself.

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<v Speaker 4>So you're still more rule. You'll go to Aubrey, but

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<v Speaker 4>you won't go to Wodonga.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well no, I'll go to Wodonga, but I won't.

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<v Speaker 4>Go to on our side.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, probably cheted it over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 6>Why won't you go into state? What's the problem like

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<v Speaker 6>going into essay on that with your own pillows?

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<v Speaker 2>That's just a bit too far.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you mean you never go there anyway because you're

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<v Speaker 3>worried about it? Have been a flat earth that you.

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<v Speaker 2>Falled off the edge of the family in Aubrey. So

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<v Speaker 2>we do venture into New South Wales? Thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, thank you very much. Do you know anything

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<v Speaker 3>I take away with me slippers? Oh? Definitely, I took

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<v Speaker 3>to Iland last year. You were in a suitcase.

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<v Speaker 4>Overrated?

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<v Speaker 6>No, I think it goes slippers pillow in my mind

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<v Speaker 6>in terms of comfort for your soul.

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<v Speaker 4>They're hard to keep on your feet.

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<v Speaker 3>No, not if you get a good pair. If you

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<v Speaker 3>get a good pair.

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<v Speaker 4>Are always slipping off your feet?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, you need to get good slippers right ones?

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe no Byankee gave me an expensive upmarket pair of

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<v Speaker 4>slippers for years.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>But the smugs.

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<v Speaker 4>She said they were very special and I never wear them.

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<v Speaker 6>I've never heard of that brand. They're very special brand.

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<v Speaker 6>I reckon they were dirt cheap. That's why they keep four.

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>This morning, I want to.

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<v Speaker 6>Know who takes their pillows away with them and does

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<v Speaker 6>anyone go international? Does actually shove them in a suitcase?

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<v Speaker 6>I want to can find out by another cock morning?

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<v Speaker 6>What is the furthest these pillows have ever gone? Even

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<v Speaker 6>gone around the world trip with their own pillows?

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<v Speaker 5>Carl Brener, No, you're listening to the question, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>Carl Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you take your pillows? Do you pack away your

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<v Speaker 6>pillows to come on a holiday with you? Do you

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<v Speaker 6>do that if you were going overseas? Nine four one

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<v Speaker 6>four one o four three Marie, Good.

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<v Speaker 13>Morning, Good morning, Christian. How are you.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going Marie, welcome to the show. So where have

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<v Speaker 6>you take any pillows?

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<v Speaker 13>Well, I actually just got back from Los Angeles yesterday

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<v Speaker 13>for a week's trip for work and the pillow was definitely.

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<v Speaker 3>In this That is great.

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<v Speaker 6>Now is it hand luggage you have it then you

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<v Speaker 6>sort of onun snuggle up to on the in your

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<v Speaker 6>seat or is it in the actual big suitcase?

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<v Speaker 13>No, in the big suitcase there's too big for their

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<v Speaker 13>hands through you know the luggage one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And do you find that you sleep better than

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<v Speaker 3>when you're away?

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<v Speaker 13>Yes, most definitely. And I also do a lot of

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<v Speaker 13>travel for work around Australia, so it is always in

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<v Speaker 13>my suitcase or in the car and that sort of thing,

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<v Speaker 13>so definitely worthwhile.

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<v Speaker 4>In the car woes in case you need a nap

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<v Speaker 4>on the side.

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<v Speaker 6>Of the Yeah, yeah, just put it over and I've

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<v Speaker 6>got my own special pillow.

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<v Speaker 3>Marie, thank you very much. Have a good day you too.

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<v Speaker 9>Look Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>How did you tell us about what you got up

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<v Speaker 6>to this weekend? In six words and Christian text.

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<v Speaker 3>Using six words or this.

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<v Speaker 6>Tell him about your be can.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you go doorbing?

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<v Speaker 9>On making new friends?

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<v Speaker 3>It's always one of.

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<v Speaker 6>The two, isn't it I go down the RSL and

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<v Speaker 6>make any friend, or do I gosorbing? It's always always

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<v Speaker 6>one of those two, all right?

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<v Speaker 3>So how would you tell us would have gone up

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<v Speaker 3>to this weekend? Six words? Text it into me?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, four seven, five, three, one oh four three prizes

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<v Speaker 6>for the better ones.

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<v Speaker 3>Patsy, what's this weekend for?

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<v Speaker 2>You learned something new at Titanic exhibition? So we went

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<v Speaker 2>to Melbourne Museum yesterday. We're talking about it on the

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<v Speaker 2>show Fridays.

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<v Speaker 14>You know what.

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<v Speaker 6>It correct such a big impact. I tried to put tickets.

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<v Speaker 6>The family will want to go to someone out the weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it said, you'll be lndering around the blo Seriously.

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<v Speaker 3>Your I, Patsy Beatlemania before Tylor Swift.

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<v Speaker 6>Titanic's already done three nights at the MCGJTA.

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<v Speaker 2>Popular, very popular ques all ages. This was amazing. It

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<v Speaker 2>came to Melbourne about ten years ago and now it's back.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was hoping by.

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<v Speaker 3>Popular demand for one season only.

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<v Speaker 2>Titanic, hoping that there would be some different artifacts, and

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<v Speaker 2>they were a few different things. So I get I

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<v Speaker 2>think at any given time around the world, there might

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<v Speaker 2>be a few different Titanic exhibitions, and I guess there's

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<v Speaker 2>only a limited number of relics that have been brought up.

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<v Speaker 6>But they's suit case again at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Like that Jewelry show us the body.

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<v Speaker 2>Where scot it was amazing some of the stuff that

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<v Speaker 2>survived the sinking, like tiny little glass port glasses and

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<v Speaker 2>dishes that were untouched and clothing. It was just incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>But I actually didn't know there were five Australians on

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<v Speaker 2>board the ship at the time and only two survived.

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<v Speaker 2>I had no idea there were any Australians on board.

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<v Speaker 2>One of them was from McCrae here in Melbourne. I

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<v Speaker 2>had idea. But look, I highly recommend it.

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<v Speaker 3>It is so I want to go.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, I saw your photos yesterday. Did they recreate the

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<v Speaker 4>grand staircase into the ballroom?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So when you walk it's incredible, Oh it is. It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>When you walk in, it's like you're actually it's that

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<v Speaker 2>whole sense thory experience of walking onto the ship. So

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<v Speaker 2>it's like you're going down one of the corridors and

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<v Speaker 2>there is the big grant like a re enactment. I

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<v Speaker 2>guess you'd call it of the cud.

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<v Speaker 4>Up the whole staircase and bring it to Melbourne, recreate it.

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<v Speaker 2>They recreated it. You get photos there and they've also

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<v Speaker 2>got at the end a slab of ice to give

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<v Speaker 2>you an idea of how cold the water was. Apparently

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<v Speaker 2>seawater it gets colder than fresh water, if that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>So it is brilliant. It is for all ages. If

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<v Speaker 2>you've got kids, take them, but allow like two or

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<v Speaker 2>three hours because.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to read.

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<v Speaker 6>I question if you want to take some younger kids.

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<v Speaker 6>They might get a bit sense about going to see

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<v Speaker 6>a ship that where a lot over fifteen hunch of

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<v Speaker 6>people died.

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<v Speaker 2>Not at all, it's interesting take.

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<v Speaker 3>Take a five year old.

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<v Speaker 6>Were too early to learn about death and trailing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, of course it's very very sad, but it's done

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<v Speaker 2>very tastefully.

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<v Speaker 6>I thought taste or sadness come along to the Titanic exhibition.

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<v Speaker 6>It is an incredible story because I think it would

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<v Speaker 6>it's sinking nineteen twelve, nineteen thirteen. But they didn't actually

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<v Speaker 6>discover the wreckage until the eighties.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, eighty six, and it was accidental. I think they

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<v Speaker 2>were mapping that area of Nova Scotia for some other

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<v Speaker 2>reason and they had spare time.

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<v Speaker 3>Seriously, it was a secret US military mission.

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<v Speaker 6>They were looking for another submarine, I think even a

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<v Speaker 6>Russia want or something. And then they couldn't believe imagine,

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<v Speaker 6>They're like, what.

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<v Speaker 4>The hell, it's not a small portcas.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that a staircase? I remember?

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<v Speaker 6>So the ship set off from the city of Southampton

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<v Speaker 6>in the UK, which is where I'm near. And I

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<v Speaker 6>went to do a talk at a school once and

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<v Speaker 6>I had this huge photo of the Titanic, and the

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<v Speaker 6>head master was showing around. I said, why is there

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<v Speaker 6>a photo of the Titanic here? And most of the

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<v Speaker 6>crew were from the city of Southampton, right most and

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<v Speaker 6>obviously perished on board.

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<v Speaker 3>He said.

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<v Speaker 6>In this school here one hundred and sixty kids in

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<v Speaker 6>nineteen twelve, one hundred and thirty of them lost their

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<v Speaker 6>dad on that. It's such an amazing story.

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<v Speaker 9>Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>How to tell Us the Story of your weekend in

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<v Speaker 6>six words I sort we do every Monday six word

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<v Speaker 6>weekend Text them into oh four seven five three one

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<v Speaker 6>O four three.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian.

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<v Speaker 6>My weekend Tennis parkrom Rodeo pt Sunday Chees Rodeo Rodeo

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<v Speaker 6>was in town. Somebody's was I went to a Donkey festival.

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<v Speaker 6>That must have been the big ticket to tell huh.

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<v Speaker 4>No one told us the Donkey festivals.

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<v Speaker 6>Coming trufore we had the downlow on everything in this city.

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<v Speaker 6>How the hell can donk fest be going on? We

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<v Speaker 6>don't know a single thing about it. Where was this

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<v Speaker 6>incredible festal Donkey festival played golf over weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>Golf sucks, Jamie. That's why I retired. I've been there.

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<v Speaker 3>You know that.

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<v Speaker 6>You know what kind of around that guy had. If

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<v Speaker 6>you go play over the week can gold sucks? My

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<v Speaker 6>six word weekend actually comes from a message I got

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<v Speaker 6>for my wife over the weekend. In a relationship, often

0:26:08.000 --> 0:26:10.520
<v Speaker 6>a lot of the communication it's very transactional, isn't There's

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<v Speaker 6>no there's no sort of preamble.

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<v Speaker 3>You're straight into it.

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<v Speaker 6>I've got a text over the weekend, Saturday afternoon, we

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<v Speaker 6>have an ant situation. Not in the new kitchen, no, no,

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<v Speaker 6>they're in the letterbox. It's horrible in that and in

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<v Speaker 6>our letterbox. So the weekend how to google how to

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<v Speaker 6>take out an ant mother load because obviously you can

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<v Speaker 6>put boiling water in there.

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<v Speaker 3>But wait, revenge ants are coming. They're like guys you

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<v Speaker 3>where to hear what these guys did come. Let's already

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<v Speaker 3>get in their posts and direct maul and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 4>So what do you do track them back to the source.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm still trying to google at the moment. How something

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<v Speaker 6>that takes out the mother load, like the death star

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<v Speaker 6>or the or the nest or where they come from.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, it's a lot im passing on. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we've got ants in the kitchen at the moment.

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<v Speaker 3>And why they love the kitchen, don't they?

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<v Speaker 2>They're looking for the water.

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<v Speaker 3>The solution is, I'm looking for the source of the nile.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are they looking for water? There? Sugar?

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<v Speaker 2>No, my mother said to me, they look for water.

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<v Speaker 4>But we want to take a few of them to

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<v Speaker 4>turn the touchs on.

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<v Speaker 7>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Our solution has always been.

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<v Speaker 3>A big ladder of.

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<v Speaker 6>Like nine thousands of them. We've got the post, let's

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<v Speaker 6>get the water, and we're done.

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<v Speaker 2>Every time we've had them, what's got rid of them

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<v Speaker 2>is I wipe everything down with eucalyptus oil, just on

0:27:35.800 --> 0:27:39.400
<v Speaker 2>the dishcloth, and really they hate it. Yeah, I reckon,

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<v Speaker 2>if you wipe the inside of your letter box, it

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<v Speaker 2>might deter them.

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<v Speaker 3>Just it's all nice and fresh Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's you know, it's not like damage.

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<v Speaker 3>My nas passages.

0:27:50.480 --> 0:27:53.640
<v Speaker 2>And it's not nasty chemicals like it's all natural. I've

0:27:53.680 --> 0:27:54.399
<v Speaker 2>found that works.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't mind going for agent. Put my hand in.

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<v Speaker 3>Then there's like thousands of.

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<v Speaker 6>Ants everywhere, Jackie. But if anyone has got an information,

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<v Speaker 6>please let me there. Jack How what's your six weekend?

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<v Speaker 6>What happened for you?

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<v Speaker 4>Mine was getting told off by a child as I

0:28:08.760 --> 0:28:12.159
<v Speaker 4>was in Philip Island. We went surfing Saturday morning. Now

0:28:12.160 --> 0:28:15.480
<v Speaker 4>I've tried to surf a couple of times without success.

0:28:15.520 --> 0:28:17.879
<v Speaker 4>I can't really stand on the board, so my friends

0:28:17.880 --> 0:28:22.040
<v Speaker 4>gave me this gigantic floating It was like being on

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<v Speaker 4>a door talking about Titanic at the end of the film.

0:28:26.440 --> 0:28:27.560
<v Speaker 3>He was Jack and Rose.

0:28:27.640 --> 0:28:30.200
<v Speaker 4>It was massive, and they said, you can't. You'll definitely

0:28:30.240 --> 0:28:32.399
<v Speaker 4>stand up on this because it's so buoyant, But it

0:28:32.520 --> 0:28:34.720
<v Speaker 4>means it's hard to maneuver while you're in the water.

0:28:35.040 --> 0:28:38.080
<v Speaker 4>So I'm trying to As a wave's coming, I'm trying

0:28:38.120 --> 0:28:40.959
<v Speaker 4>to paddle like crazy to get on it, but I'm

0:28:41.000 --> 0:28:43.440
<v Speaker 4>so unfamiliar in there and I can't control where I'm

0:28:43.480 --> 0:28:45.440
<v Speaker 4>going and I see you out of this corner of

0:28:45.440 --> 0:28:48.640
<v Speaker 4>my eye. Another surfboard coming towards me hits me in

0:28:48.680 --> 0:28:52.600
<v Speaker 4>the side. I go tumbling over, and I'm worried about

0:28:53.520 --> 0:28:56.720
<v Speaker 4>some you know local is going to throw me off

0:28:56.720 --> 0:28:58.760
<v Speaker 4>a cliff afterwards, because I've tried.

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<v Speaker 3>To point right where there's right.

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<v Speaker 6>Coming on a Monday, and Pats has got yet another

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<v Speaker 6>story of some outsider.

0:29:09.040 --> 0:29:13.080
<v Speaker 3>So he's been thrown off. They're going to have the

0:29:13.160 --> 0:29:16.000
<v Speaker 3>bodies who were waiting there. Oh yeah, you two mate.

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<v Speaker 6>So so you're six or five, you're jacked. I really

0:29:23.200 --> 0:29:24.920
<v Speaker 6>don't want to go, mate, Now, I don't like this tool.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to throw off a cliff.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, my head pops out of the water and it's

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<v Speaker 4>a ten year old girl with a pink surfboard.

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<v Speaker 6>She was the worst kind of pick you up and

0:29:33.880 --> 0:29:36.080
<v Speaker 6>have an embarrasson on Monday.

0:29:36.320 --> 0:29:38.720
<v Speaker 4>She's saying sorry, sorry, I'm really sorry. I said no,

0:29:38.800 --> 0:29:41.200
<v Speaker 4>that was my fault. It's my first time surfing. I'm

0:29:41.280 --> 0:29:43.440
<v Speaker 4>learning how to do it. She goes, oh, wow, well,

0:29:43.720 --> 0:29:46.080
<v Speaker 4>good luck today. I said, thank you. She said, this

0:29:46.200 --> 0:29:49.000
<v Speaker 4>is a great place to learn how to surf. All

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<v Speaker 4>I would say is just be careful of people who

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<v Speaker 4>are already on a wave wow wow.

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<v Speaker 6>Otherwise you don't have this to your next you're off

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<v Speaker 6>that big ass cliff up there.

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<v Speaker 3>See this your walk, You've been served.

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<v Speaker 9>Carler Brighter.

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<v Speaker 5>You're listening to the Christian o'crls show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>So in two days time, Wednesday, this time of the

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<v Speaker 6>show will be down at the Yarra hosting our Longest

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<v Speaker 6>Serve up for grabs there. The big price is two

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<v Speaker 6>VIP courtside tickets to the Australian Open, the men's final

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<v Speaker 6>thanks to Emirates.

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<v Speaker 3>Himmy with your best serve.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh can you hit over the ya be caught side

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<v Speaker 10>of Rod lab Rosie too.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, we're calling the Longer Serve because it's about

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<v Speaker 6>you coming down on Wednesday. Can you hit a tennis

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<v Speaker 6>ball over the era? It's seventy meters? Last week on

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<v Speaker 6>the show not only recruiting you to come and join us,

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<v Speaker 6>but we suddenly realized we had the tickets, we had

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<v Speaker 6>the location, we had everything ready. We just can work

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<v Speaker 6>out how to measure probably the most important thing, how

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<v Speaker 6>to measure each shot as you hit the tennis ball.

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<v Speaker 6>We have a man now called who knows how to

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<v Speaker 6>good a.

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<v Speaker 14>Christian my named Luke. I work for a local urban

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<v Speaker 14>development company called Taylor's. One of the main things we

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<v Speaker 14>do is different types of surveang which is measuring stuff.

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<v Speaker 14>So when I heard you asking about measuring the longest serve,

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<v Speaker 14>I thought, yep, that sounds like us. We've done similar

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<v Speaker 14>events in the past, like measuring the longest puppet the

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<v Speaker 14>world's toury stack of crapes. So I've definitely got all

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<v Speaker 14>the gear, certainly got the experience. So yeah, we can

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<v Speaker 14>get you the distance for a shot live on the day.

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<v Speaker 6>I want to know how long the world's longest puppet

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<v Speaker 6>it was, so you need actually a team of surveyors

0:31:38.920 --> 0:31:42.400
<v Speaker 6>to actually measure it. Okay, So coming down this Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 6>we've been splining you up into verius age brackets.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got the young guns eighteen to thirteen.

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<v Speaker 6>We've got people like twenty four year old Amen who's

0:31:50.160 --> 0:31:53.760
<v Speaker 6>hitting under the nickname Redemption because he came last in

0:31:53.800 --> 0:31:56.840
<v Speaker 6>a country tennis tournament. We've got someone who is actually

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<v Speaker 6>called Stephan Eedburg, named after Stephan Eedburg. The seniors who

0:32:00.800 --> 0:32:04.120
<v Speaker 6>got Popeye be Susie used to play mart Filipusos in

0:32:04.200 --> 0:32:07.120
<v Speaker 6>a mixed squad when they were fifteen. We've got Rosie

0:32:07.120 --> 0:32:09.720
<v Speaker 6>who's fifty eight. It was a tennis virgin, never hit

0:32:10.120 --> 0:32:11.920
<v Speaker 6>a tennis ball in her life. It's going to be

0:32:11.960 --> 0:32:15.960
<v Speaker 6>hitting a tennis ball for the first time on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 6>We've got a guy called Perco David Achilles Toy's Achilles

0:32:20.960 --> 0:32:23.120
<v Speaker 6>two months ago playing tennis and it's ready to pick

0:32:23.200 --> 0:32:24.960
<v Speaker 6>up a racket again for redemption.

0:32:25.400 --> 0:32:28.160
<v Speaker 3>And then the Vets over sixty year olds.

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<v Speaker 6>Garth sixty one, it's done the Melbourne Mouth and ten times,

0:32:31.960 --> 0:32:35.360
<v Speaker 6>which makes him a spartan. Kim Psychops has got a

0:32:35.400 --> 0:32:39.440
<v Speaker 6>new amazing mega eye ready to test out lining up

0:32:39.520 --> 0:32:43.640
<v Speaker 6>the era. She's almost got advantage. Really, she's got better

0:32:43.680 --> 0:32:46.680
<v Speaker 6>eyes sight than anyone else she's got. She's cataract free.

0:32:47.120 --> 0:32:50.280
<v Speaker 6>And then there's Cam who's sixty one recording him Mojo

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<v Speaker 6>won the coup Yon Classic two.

0:32:52.560 --> 0:32:54.000
<v Speaker 3>Years in a row back in the day.

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<v Speaker 6>So listen, we have some wildcard spots, whether you were

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<v Speaker 6>a young gun eighteen to thirty, whether you're going to

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<v Speaker 6>be the seniors.

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<v Speaker 3>Thirty to sixty.

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<v Speaker 6>All the bets joining Cyclops we're looking for exit will

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<v Speaker 6>to come down this Wednesday morning on the show down

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<v Speaker 6>to the era.

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<v Speaker 3>You could get a lucky shot, you could be the.

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<v Speaker 6>One that wins the tickets. These are VIP tickets to

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<v Speaker 6>the Men's Final this weekend. Give us a call now

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<v Speaker 6>nine four one oh four to three. Also this morning

0:33:19.160 --> 0:33:20.880
<v Speaker 6>we'll tell you exactly where we're going to be. So

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<v Speaker 6>if you are in that last final, tough week with

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<v Speaker 6>the kids on school holidays, bring them down, come and

0:33:25.600 --> 0:33:26.920
<v Speaker 6>say look, we're going to be down there from seven

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<v Speaker 6>o'clock this Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian o'connells show podcast Big Thing.

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<v Speaker 3>How many on the show this week?

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<v Speaker 6>Then we're sending you to the Men's Final this weekend

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<v Speaker 6>at the Australian Open thanks to Emirates celebrating ten years

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<v Speaker 6>Champions of What We get a March pack and you

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<v Speaker 6>get afternoon tea for four of you bar a trim.

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<v Speaker 6>It's the longest serve this Wednesday as we take the

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<v Speaker 6>show down to the.

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<v Speaker 10>Rahim me with your best, sir, Oh, can you hit

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<v Speaker 10>over the yah?

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<v Speaker 4>Be cautside of Rod lay.

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<v Speaker 3>Rosie too?

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<v Speaker 5>Way?

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<v Speaker 7>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Who wants to come and join us?

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<v Speaker 6>Then on Wednesday you could be in the young Gun's

0:34:25.560 --> 0:34:27.719
<v Speaker 6>age bracket eighteen to thirty. You could be in the

0:34:27.760 --> 0:34:29.960
<v Speaker 6>seniors thirty to sixty, or you could be in the

0:34:30.040 --> 0:34:35.360
<v Speaker 6>veterans sixty plus. Good morning, Emma, Third Morning Team.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, Emma, you're telling us about your partner.

0:34:38.719 --> 0:34:41.880
<v Speaker 15>Yes, my partner, Justin is seven foot tall, and I

0:34:41.960 --> 0:34:45.040
<v Speaker 15>reckon he could definitely hit it over the seventy meters.

0:34:45.160 --> 0:34:46.560
<v Speaker 3>That is tall.

0:34:47.560 --> 0:34:50.080
<v Speaker 15>Yes, he's an ex basketball player, of.

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<v Speaker 6>Course, of course, of course seven foot And what's he

0:34:52.880 --> 0:34:53.799
<v Speaker 6>like at tennis?

0:34:55.400 --> 0:34:56.360
<v Speaker 15>I have no idea.

0:34:56.360 --> 0:34:59.000
<v Speaker 13>I've never seen it makes sense.

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<v Speaker 6>He called this a competition called the Laws. I've got

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<v Speaker 6>no idea. But he's tall, so that those tall people,

0:35:07.600 --> 0:35:07.959
<v Speaker 6>you know.

0:35:09.080 --> 0:35:09.440
<v Speaker 3>You're right.

0:35:09.440 --> 0:35:12.640
<v Speaker 6>If you can harness the levers, then maybe it could

0:35:12.640 --> 0:35:15.360
<v Speaker 6>work and you get over there. Yeah, and does he

0:35:15.440 --> 0:35:17.440
<v Speaker 6>know that you've been you've nominated him or.

0:35:18.160 --> 0:35:20.680
<v Speaker 15>Yes, he's a school teacher though, so I think he's

0:35:20.719 --> 0:35:22.680
<v Speaker 15>sleeping at the moment still on school holidays.

0:35:23.200 --> 0:35:24.319
<v Speaker 3>For that sort of breaker.

0:35:27.680 --> 0:35:28.880
<v Speaker 7>Need to get him out of the house.

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<v Speaker 15>So this would be a great thing for him to do, all.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, and it's justin.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, yeah, all right, we'll see we can speak to

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<v Speaker 6>him for the end of the show. Thank you very

0:35:37.360 --> 0:35:40.640
<v Speaker 6>much for nominating seven foot justin. Emma, let's get to

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<v Speaker 6>Steve here.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning Steve, Good morning Christian team.

0:35:44.320 --> 0:35:45.879
<v Speaker 6>All right, Steve, what do you think you'd be good

0:35:45.880 --> 0:35:47.839
<v Speaker 6>on Wednesday? And you could hit a tennis ball over

0:35:47.880 --> 0:35:48.319
<v Speaker 6>the era?

0:35:49.120 --> 0:35:52.840
<v Speaker 7>Oh? I actually changed schools and joined up with the

0:35:52.880 --> 0:35:57.120
<v Speaker 7>elite tennis squad at Box you'll Senior Secondary College back

0:35:57.120 --> 0:36:02.120
<v Speaker 7>in ninety nine two thousand. We came second in Australia. Wow,

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<v Speaker 7>more than in the team that actually, God, God, God

0:36:06.360 --> 0:36:07.200
<v Speaker 7>on the actual call.

0:36:07.280 --> 0:36:11.319
<v Speaker 3>I appreciate the honesty. You know what.

0:36:11.800 --> 0:36:14.399
<v Speaker 6>You didn't even let yourself have a second of glory there.

0:36:16.239 --> 0:36:17.959
<v Speaker 6>I knew some of the people that were very good.

0:36:18.080 --> 0:36:21.239
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Used to high five for the match. Drink.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if you want, Christian, I'll see if I can

0:36:22.880 --> 0:36:23.799
<v Speaker 3>get someone to come down.

0:36:25.400 --> 0:36:27.760
<v Speaker 7>I was right number ten and of about eighteen boys.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, okay, I think you say they're Australia Tennis Wow,

0:36:37.719 --> 0:36:41.120
<v Speaker 6>you real, Maverick of the top Gun Academy there that

0:36:41.160 --> 0:36:41.800
<v Speaker 6>we found.

0:36:41.600 --> 0:36:42.520
<v Speaker 3>Our winner here.

0:36:44.280 --> 0:36:45.640
<v Speaker 7>Nicknamed Smoky.

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<v Speaker 3>So, Steve, what happened you get injured or anything?

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<v Speaker 7>No, no, just we had to sort of internally train

0:36:53.800 --> 0:36:57.200
<v Speaker 7>and move through the rankings ourselves, and.

0:36:57.920 --> 0:36:59.520
<v Speaker 4>Hard to get injured if you're not playing.

0:37:00.080 --> 0:37:02.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hold you back.

0:37:02.239 --> 0:37:04.680
<v Speaker 7>I was never coached until I actually went to box Hill,

0:37:04.680 --> 0:37:08.720
<v Speaker 7>seen the secondary college. So so what are you making.

0:37:08.719 --> 0:37:11.440
<v Speaker 6>It's like some sort of mountain top retreat, isn't it,

0:37:11.520 --> 0:37:13.320
<v Speaker 6>You know, like trained by ninjas?

0:37:13.320 --> 0:37:13.520
<v Speaker 7>Are that?

0:37:15.320 --> 0:37:20.120
<v Speaker 3>This is the word elite academy? Yeah, turning out all

0:37:20.120 --> 0:37:21.879
<v Speaker 3>those champions over the last few years.

0:37:21.880 --> 0:37:26.200
<v Speaker 7>Of course, there are in certain individuals like Ben Simmons, uh,

0:37:26.480 --> 0:37:31.359
<v Speaker 7>you know, Jason Cloak, ye, Damian Cubido, all these sorts

0:37:31.400 --> 0:37:33.359
<v Speaker 7>of small stars that are coming out there, but not

0:37:33.719 --> 0:37:34.840
<v Speaker 7>not Smoky.

0:37:35.000 --> 0:37:37.719
<v Speaker 3>Smoky until Wednesday.

0:37:38.440 --> 0:37:41.439
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, smoke, bring the smoke show, Bring the smoke show

0:37:41.480 --> 0:37:42.200
<v Speaker 6>this Wednesday.

0:37:42.280 --> 0:37:42.879
<v Speaker 7>I'll be there.

0:37:43.520 --> 0:37:47.280
<v Speaker 3>You don't make that elite academy proud?

0:37:48.239 --> 0:37:52.000
<v Speaker 7>Well, might have to dust off the old tracksuit pants.

0:37:52.080 --> 0:37:52.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, please do.

0:37:53.000 --> 0:37:57.040
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, shiny satin ones. All right, Smoky, come on down, Steve.

0:37:57.080 --> 0:38:01.200
<v Speaker 6>We're seeing Wednesday, and good luck, great, thank you, see Patrick,

0:38:01.239 --> 0:38:02.600
<v Speaker 6>Good morning, Patrick.

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<v Speaker 16>Hey, Christian, Hey everybody, Good morning morning Patrick.

0:38:06.600 --> 0:38:09.080
<v Speaker 3>So why do you think you should come along the Wednesday?

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<v Speaker 16>Well, look, you know the arena, the famous arena, Rod

0:38:13.760 --> 0:38:16.760
<v Speaker 16>Labor arena. The man was left handed and I'm left handed.

0:38:16.840 --> 0:38:17.960
<v Speaker 16>You got to have lefties there.

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<v Speaker 6>It's got to happen, all right, So you think it's

0:38:20.880 --> 0:38:23.440
<v Speaker 6>got to happen. We need well, so we've got age categories.

0:38:23.480 --> 0:38:25.319
<v Speaker 6>Now we need to have lefties and righties.

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<v Speaker 16>I am fifty five, a young fifty five and a

0:38:29.680 --> 0:38:33.560
<v Speaker 16>career tennis coach, and I have a connection to the

0:38:33.560 --> 0:38:35.600
<v Speaker 16>man himself, the legendary Rod Labor.

0:38:36.040 --> 0:38:39.919
<v Speaker 6>Bribing down that simply just buy an act of genetic fate.

0:38:40.360 --> 0:38:41.280
<v Speaker 3>You're left handed.

0:38:42.960 --> 0:38:46.799
<v Speaker 16>My dad coached Rod Laver's granddaughter in San Diego. Rod

0:38:46.880 --> 0:38:49.200
<v Speaker 16>Laver has lived in San Diego for the last fifty years.

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<v Speaker 6>This is making us up in more respect for you.

0:38:55.360 --> 0:39:01.759
<v Speaker 6>If you did, Patrick, we're don let Lefty come come down.

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<v Speaker 3>Then, Okay, you can come on down, Patrick.

0:39:04.200 --> 0:39:04.880
<v Speaker 7>I appreciate it.

0:39:05.000 --> 0:39:07.160
<v Speaker 3>Christian, see you there, Okay, thank you very much.

0:39:09.080 --> 0:39:10.000
<v Speaker 4>He's not making it up.

0:39:10.560 --> 0:39:13.200
<v Speaker 3>He's not making line ber.

0:39:13.440 --> 0:39:16.279
<v Speaker 5>You're listening to the Christian o'cyls show podcast.

0:39:16.680 --> 0:39:19.640
<v Speaker 6>Listen, I don't like it when you turn on each other. Christian,

0:39:19.680 --> 0:39:24.840
<v Speaker 6>what's that last clown calling hibout the tennis challenge or

0:39:24.840 --> 0:39:28.160
<v Speaker 6>the weakest claim to fame? Come on now, Tim, come

0:39:28.200 --> 0:39:32.000
<v Speaker 6>on play nice? Hi, Come on, this isn't America. Okay,

0:39:32.080 --> 0:39:34.880
<v Speaker 6>we support each other. I don't understand what you mean

0:39:34.880 --> 0:39:38.319
<v Speaker 6>the strange line anyway. Seven minutes past eak gold one

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<v Speaker 6>oh four point three. It is time for this week's

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<v Speaker 6>misheard lyrics. It's just another mishard Man day, Christian O'Connell's

0:39:48.440 --> 0:39:51.600
<v Speaker 6>mishard lyrics. Everybody on the show, we play back all

0:39:51.640 --> 0:39:54.759
<v Speaker 6>your misheard lyrics. As we're playing them back and we're

0:39:54.760 --> 0:39:57.040
<v Speaker 6>trying to listen out. Are we hearing what you think

0:39:57.080 --> 0:40:01.840
<v Speaker 6>you're mishearing? If we agree, you'll hear this if we don't.

0:40:03.080 --> 0:40:07.440
<v Speaker 6>And for the great ones, Hall of Favor, recent Hall

0:40:07.520 --> 0:40:11.720
<v Speaker 6>of Famous. Last week Phil had this one from John Farnham,

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<v Speaker 6>all the voice, We're not gonna sit in silence, We're

0:40:14.400 --> 0:40:16.520
<v Speaker 6>not gonna live with Phil, he heard himself from the

0:40:16.600 --> 0:40:27.080
<v Speaker 6>song Fansy was calling him. Then there was this one

0:40:27.080 --> 0:40:29.759
<v Speaker 6>that Kathy spots Head from Calvin Harris. Do you mind

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<v Speaker 6>if I steal a kid?

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<v Speaker 3>Sir? I steal the kidser.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, brand new ones. Nick's got this don't lose

0:40:39.360 --> 0:40:41.680
<v Speaker 6>my number? From Phil Connins, you better, you better, you

0:40:41.760 --> 0:40:52.560
<v Speaker 6>better run for your life. Oh, has Phil got a

0:40:52.600 --> 0:40:58.000
<v Speaker 6>new telescope and he's saying Jupiter, Jupiter, Jupiter, run for

0:40:58.080 --> 0:40:58.640
<v Speaker 6>your life.

0:40:59.080 --> 0:41:09.640
<v Speaker 3>Phil's coming. Yes, we agree, Nick.

0:41:11.239 --> 0:41:15.439
<v Speaker 6>This one is from listener James Ransom, Christian I think

0:41:15.520 --> 0:41:19.040
<v Speaker 6>I'm hearing my name in bon Jovi's Bed of Roses,

0:41:19.080 --> 0:41:22.200
<v Speaker 6>the original line of King's Ransom in Dimes.

0:41:22.719 --> 0:41:23.920
<v Speaker 3>I'd give it each night.

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<v Speaker 9>Jeeves Ransom and Dimes and give each na.

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<v Speaker 3>See you already hear it, don't you?

0:41:29.920 --> 0:41:33.520
<v Speaker 6>It's one hundred percent there, James Ransom and I I'd

0:41:33.520 --> 0:41:41.560
<v Speaker 6>give each night Jeeves Ransom. Well spotted James Ransom hearing

0:41:41.600 --> 0:41:44.720
<v Speaker 6>your full name in bon Jovi's Better Roses All of Favor.

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<v Speaker 6>Alexandra Barnes has got call on me, Eric Prayers. I'm

0:41:49.120 --> 0:41:55.200
<v Speaker 6>the same boy I used to be. You're just gonna

0:41:55.239 --> 0:41:56.359
<v Speaker 6>need to turn this up a bit.

0:41:56.520 --> 0:41:57.200
<v Speaker 3>I hear it?

0:41:57.840 --> 0:42:05.319
<v Speaker 6>Or is Eric saving for a new set tea?

0:42:05.760 --> 0:42:12.799
<v Speaker 3>It's there, I'm saving for a new settee. It is there.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, we trying to drop some. Jason Derrilla on the

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<v Speaker 6>show right now, Stephen Houston. On the other side, Jason Derilleau,

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<v Speaker 6>if he walked down this road, we'll.

0:42:23.000 --> 0:42:24.640
<v Speaker 3>Be lovers for sure.

0:42:28.880 --> 0:42:30.719
<v Speaker 6>Or is it if we walk down this road, we'll

0:42:30.760 --> 0:42:38.200
<v Speaker 6>be lamer's for sure. Oh my god, that is such

0:42:38.239 --> 0:42:41.040
<v Speaker 6>a great one. Stephen well spotted. If we walk down

0:42:41.040 --> 0:42:42.399
<v Speaker 6>this road, we'll be lamas for sure.

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<v Speaker 9>Walked sounds.

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<v Speaker 6>Stephen Houston, come on in Hall of Favor, and finally

0:42:52.320 --> 0:42:54.680
<v Speaker 6>Teagan Scott this one. I took a pill in I

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<v Speaker 6>be that, my Mike, Myposna. I drive a sports car

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<v Speaker 6>just to prove iDrive a sports car just or is it?

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<v Speaker 6>I dove a sports card just to pooh.

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<v Speaker 9>I try a sports card just to pooh.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, it's nothing other than that, mister Posner. I

0:43:11.960 --> 0:43:13.439
<v Speaker 3>drive a sports card just to pooh.

0:43:13.640 --> 0:43:18.120
<v Speaker 11>I try a sports card just to poll of favor.

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<v Speaker 6>Great stuff this morning, Thank you very Mushall has misheard lyrics.

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<v Speaker 6>As always, whenever you mishear them, email me Christian at

0:43:24.800 --> 0:43:26.840
<v Speaker 6>Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

0:43:27.040 --> 0:43:29.839
<v Speaker 9>But Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian, I think I'm hearing her piece and a song.

0:43:32.280 --> 0:43:37.759
<v Speaker 3>What do I do for first? Then contact your foe,

0:43:37.920 --> 0:43:41.480
<v Speaker 3>DJ email it to me. What's a song? Or are

0:43:41.520 --> 0:43:42.200
<v Speaker 3>you just hearing that?

0:43:42.360 --> 0:43:45.200
<v Speaker 6>Generally I need some more teacher, for I can direct

0:43:45.280 --> 0:43:47.880
<v Speaker 6>your inquiry the right way, Matt. If it's a misheard

0:43:47.960 --> 0:43:50.879
<v Speaker 6>email them always. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot

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<v Speaker 6>au So Christian O'Connell show on Guard fifteen minutes past

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<v Speaker 6>stay for Kan Institute.

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<v Speaker 3>On Friday.

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<v Speaker 6>When we doing this the week, I was saying, how

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<v Speaker 6>in all the excitement of the Black Friday big discounts,

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<v Speaker 6>I thought I was getting the deal of a lifetime

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<v Speaker 6>and getting a brand new electric top of the range

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<v Speaker 6>toothbrush for thirty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>What arrived was just the little heads you know that

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<v Speaker 3>inch long. Yeah, it.

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<v Speaker 6>Didn't read the full specter or just just saw that.

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<v Speaker 6>So today we're looking for your stories about you ordered

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<v Speaker 6>the wrong thing. Rio this happened to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I thought i'd start the new year. Knew me

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<v Speaker 4>kind of vibe.

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<v Speaker 10>So I bought Jane's Clear's Atomic Habits, great book. I

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<v Speaker 10>thought i'd start, you know, some new habits and new routines.

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<v Speaker 10>It comes in the mail and what I thought was

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<v Speaker 10>going to be a book, like a hard copy book

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<v Speaker 10>was a CD ROM version of the book.

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<v Speaker 3>Where do you even put one of those? These days?

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<v Speaker 6>You know my daughters in the studios nineteen she's like,

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<v Speaker 6>what are they talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>What is a CD wrong? Jimmy?

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<v Speaker 6>When it was like you used to have like encyclopedias

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<v Speaker 6>on there and ye stuff like that, but a CD wrong?

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<v Speaker 3>Where would you now information on the CD?

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<v Speaker 10>I have to watch it read it on my like

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<v Speaker 10>old Windows laptop. I don't even know how it would work.

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<v Speaker 6>You re need the book, though, you need better habits,

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<v Speaker 6>You really really really need that. Someone else you got

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<v Speaker 6>online over the weekend. Christian, I ordered a sucker Girl

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<v Speaker 6>for my grandkids. Only the net arrived.

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<v Speaker 3>Just get some of your mates to hold it up. Christian.

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<v Speaker 6>My mum brought my little boy some toy saucepans and

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<v Speaker 6>frying pants. Was toy kitchen, but when they arrived they

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<v Speaker 6>were just for teeny tiny doll size houses. Christian, I

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<v Speaker 6>ordered a bike online. Some assembly required. There should be

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<v Speaker 6>rulings about that. Thought maybe I got to put the

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<v Speaker 6>wheels and chain on, but no, it was handlebars. The

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<v Speaker 6>seat didn't even come with the spokes in the ring

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<v Speaker 6>that I had to take it to a bike shop.

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<v Speaker 6>They called me eight hundred dollars. The bike only cost

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<v Speaker 6>me one hundred dollars eight hundred dollars to put it together, Yeather.

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<v Speaker 6>I took it to the scrap metal guy and then

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<v Speaker 6>went and got off and km up for seventy five bucks.

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<v Speaker 6>Christ I thought I ordered electric guitar off eBay. What

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<v Speaker 6>turned up was a mini electric.

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<v Speaker 3>That's basically your version of what I did. Christian.

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<v Speaker 6>I ordered what I thought was a small table for

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<v Speaker 6>my mum. What a righte was a magazine rack. I

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<v Speaker 6>hadn't quite understood the photo.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get a Mark here, good wanting Mark and Tame.

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<v Speaker 9>I definitely ordered the wrong item off Facebook.

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<v Speaker 7>What was it?

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<v Speaker 15>I bought a pair of ADDI dash runners.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, black and white, one for one hundred and twenty bucks.

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<v Speaker 15>When they arrived, the wording was adds A DA.

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<v Speaker 3>D I A s Oh No you had dodgy knockoffs.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, but they're actually really comfortable.

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<v Speaker 3>These are limited collaboration. Mark. That's great, Thank you very

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<v Speaker 3>much for call you ordered the wrong thing? What was

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<v Speaker 3>it for you?

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<v Speaker 9>The Christian Connell Show podcast, We'll.

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<v Speaker 6>Looking for your stories about ordering the wrong thing online. Christian,

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<v Speaker 6>I thought I was buying a steel chainsaw. What arrived

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<v Speaker 6>was a length of a chainsaw chain with a rope

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<v Speaker 6>tied on both ends.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you'd beat the chainsaw.

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<v Speaker 9>The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast Two.

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<v Speaker 6>Madonna fans, let's be our head of music here loves Madonna,

0:47:26.600 --> 0:47:29.800
<v Speaker 6>loves loves making us play my Donna every day. Chaeriship

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<v Speaker 6>turn to it today, be another one to if you

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<v Speaker 6>missed it. Two Madonna fans are suing a singer for

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<v Speaker 6>being late. She was more than two hours to show

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<v Speaker 6>last month in New York. That they're they're suing Madonna.

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<v Speaker 6>And I mean it's a big old cage you're taking

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<v Speaker 6>on Madonna. Wait and Live Nation. The world's they like

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<v Speaker 6>manage the Stones that I just promoted this they managed

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<v Speaker 6>the Stones many ticket holders who attended a concert was

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<v Speaker 6>a weeknight. How to get up early, go to work,

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<v Speaker 6>take care of family babies is and that I mean

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<v Speaker 6>it would be hugely irritating two hours.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a long time.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a memory that in her at her Melbourne show,

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<v Speaker 4>she didn't go on stage till after midnight.

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<v Speaker 3>Now does that ring am hitting? Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>Enough?

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<v Speaker 4>I hate that.

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<v Speaker 3>This is amazing.

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<v Speaker 6>I have a concert in Tampa Bay in nineteen ninety one,

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<v Speaker 6>Guns and Roses roll three hours late get others because

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<v Speaker 6>Axel Rose was watching the new teenage mutant Ninja Turtles movie.

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<v Speaker 3>This is this is rock and roll, this is what

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<v Speaker 3>they should be doing. Okay, I'm a huge irritated.

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<v Speaker 6>I remember going to see Guns and Roses and they

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<v Speaker 6>were over two hours late, but it just added to

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<v Speaker 6>the whole anticipation. But they were They're always their own

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<v Speaker 6>stones used to always be late as well. However, so

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<v Speaker 6>Madonna's getting sued and Live Nation been two hours late.

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<v Speaker 6>If you were to sue a band, who would you

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<v Speaker 6>sue and why may it would be Kings of Leon.

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<v Speaker 6>I saw them once in Hyde Park in London and

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<v Speaker 6>I love Kings of Leon. This was the worst show

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<v Speaker 6>I ever seen. They broke up a couple of weeks

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<v Speaker 6>later and you're like, we already saw you clearly hated

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<v Speaker 6>each other, and it was it was so disappointing. Everything

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<v Speaker 6>about it was just like it just it was a

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<v Speaker 6>real shame. When there were like eighty thousand people there

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<v Speaker 6>Hyde Park in London in the sunshine, people have been

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<v Speaker 6>excited about it, brought all the tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so bad.

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<v Speaker 4>I would like to see the Strokes.

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<v Speaker 3>Great band.

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<v Speaker 4>What happened two thousand and three? I guess two thousand

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<v Speaker 4>and four Big Day Out? They were huge back then,

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<v Speaker 4>great band they were. They took forty five minutes to

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<v Speaker 4>come on stage, so people were waiting there. And with

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<v Speaker 4>the Big Day Out, you're going you're flipping from band

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<v Speaker 4>band band, band band, So it's not like they can

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<v Speaker 4>just come out late and then keep playing. So they

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<v Speaker 4>only played for half an hour. Top had the energy

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<v Speaker 4>of somebody who didn't care at all. I would actually

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<v Speaker 4>like to see another band from that same day.

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<v Speaker 3>What happened that Big Day Out? The band?

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<v Speaker 4>I actually really liked the Vines. I loved their first album.

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<v Speaker 4>It was highly evolved, highly evolved, the first album same

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<v Speaker 4>earlier in the day on that same day. I guess

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<v Speaker 4>they don't have a big back catalog. So they played

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<v Speaker 4>the couple of radio songs from that alves to hits,

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<v Speaker 4>and then they were smash guitars for about say forty minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually got bored of theme and smashes.

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<v Speaker 9>To the Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Christian, I heard you talking about making the mistake and

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<v Speaker 6>ordering the wrong thing online. My dad thought it was

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<v Speaker 6>ordering the most amazing Christmas tree lights. He thought it

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<v Speaker 6>was ordering a two meter tool programmable Christmas tree for

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<v Speaker 6>just fifty dollars. However, it was one of the programmall

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<v Speaker 6>lights that would have to go with forty nine other strands.

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<v Speaker 3>The whole thing would have, of course, two and a

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<v Speaker 3>half thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 6>He sent it back. Obviously the was most expensive Christmas

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<v Speaker 6>tree all right. Time for today's time waste stuff up

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<v Speaker 6>for grabs on the time wasted this week. It's a

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<v Speaker 6>spinallyse pillow Sleep and Wake better on the world's Best

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<v Speaker 6>We're looking for your comfortable movies today. Make a movie

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<v Speaker 6>comfortable in its national Comfy Clothes Day hasn't happened most

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<v Speaker 6>of the days here in Australia. In twenty twenty three,

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<v Speaker 6>study into Australian workplace attire shows major shifts towards.

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<v Speaker 3>Comfortable clothing in the last five years.

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<v Speaker 6>The number of people that believe it's appropriate to wear thongs,

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<v Speaker 6>bokenstocks or sandals to work.

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<v Speaker 3>Is up don't don't down seventeen percent. How do they know?

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<v Speaker 6>All this stuff they're doing, like posters outside the front

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<v Speaker 6>of offices and cubicles. The number of office workers wearing

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<v Speaker 6>active wear to work is up thirty seven percent people

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<v Speaker 6>wearing shorts. Isn't there warning here where you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>Meant to, not meant to or open toad shoes?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, a good friend of ours dame names but it's

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<v Speaker 6>ding ding ding, and all these people wearing shorts to this.

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<v Speaker 6>But Huggy's here at nine people wearing shorts up forty.

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<v Speaker 3>One percent, just charting this shorts. Okay, all right, make

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<v Speaker 3>a movie comfortable comfortable movies.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, like The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

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<v Speaker 6>Gold Spoony Miss Daisy, it's a gold plus catch me

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<v Speaker 6>if you can.

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<v Speaker 3>You've seen that greatly in Ocafri movie.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, make it more comfortable Cashmere if you can,

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<v Speaker 6>so nice, Pashmina Gold love the movie point blank it's

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<v Speaker 6>quite a rough movie in point blanket actually go through

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<v Speaker 6>and Easy Rider, hell of a rough old seventies movie

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<v Speaker 6>about about those those motorbike riders.

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<v Speaker 3>How does it get more comfortable? Spinally? Easy Rider?

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<v Speaker 4>Too much of a tickle for the client, Jackie White, What.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you got?

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<v Speaker 4>Comfy movies?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Along cane pillow, Yeah, it was a Spidallese pillow yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Chicken, the Morsel, The Crime.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a new feature and cells. It is available to

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<v Speaker 3>This time of the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Comfy movie. Oh yeah, yeah, what you got there, Jack

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<v Speaker 4>and the Devil Wears Pajamas? Oh lovely Silver plus sixteen cuddles.

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<v Speaker 3>Set of sixteen cancls.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Plus, but these written late for Sunday night. Sorry, there

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<v Speaker 6>he's choking on them.

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<v Speaker 4>Vomit cocaine, bear hug, A bear hug. That's not as uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 3>Silver blast. All right, what have you got?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, we're looking for comfortable movies. Texta men oh four

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<v Speaker 6>seven five O three one o four three and you

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<v Speaker 6>could be winning that spinal Les pillow.

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<v Speaker 9>Chris, you know Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Our Time Wasters. We're asking you this morning to make

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<v Speaker 6>show this morning on the Time Waster gets Spinally's billow.

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<v Speaker 3>Comfortable movies, Jack, make yourself at home, put your feed

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<v Speaker 3>up a mark away.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm feeling comfy.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm getting pants on gold.

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<v Speaker 6>Fate, strong start, very good, The Lion, The Witch and

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<v Speaker 6>the Walk in Wardrobe, Bronze.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, where's my spine? Least I didn't sleep very well.

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<v Speaker 6>and Darren my cushion.

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<v Speaker 3>Vinnie said, of my cousin Vinnie, that's very good. Good Gold, Joe,

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<v Speaker 3>very good, Murmy Muriels jeggings. That's very good. Cory, well done,

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<v Speaker 3>take about very good Murieals jeggings. Cardigan's of the Galaxy gold. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>Kurt Russell a nice Cardiff Roonda seat of salt burned,

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<v Speaker 3>salt soooth gold. Really sometimes there's no markings.

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<v Speaker 6>framed Roger snuggle Bunny Bronze tried Edward massage hands, No,

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<v Speaker 6>that sounds creepy as anything. Brothers in Seattle Gold, Edward

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<v Speaker 6>Spinally's hands. Come on, we got one an active wear

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<v Speaker 6>wolf in Paris silver and throw Douna from the train

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<v Speaker 6>silver plus.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, who's best in shirt? Jackie boy, Let's.

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<v Speaker 4>Give it to Joe for my cushioned Vinie done.

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<v Speaker 9>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Tomorrow's show Today, What are you making deal with right now.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sure at home there might be something where you've

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<v Speaker 6>got to kind of work around or makeshift thing. Maybe

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<v Speaker 6>January tough month. Money's will be spent over the summer holidays, Christmas.

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<v Speaker 6>That's a kind of like February, March or Easter thing.

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<v Speaker 6>Right now, my daughter's shared bathroom, it's broken, and I

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<v Speaker 6>found a way to a make do until we can

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<v Speaker 6>get it repaired because the part apparently has to come

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<v Speaker 6>from overseas.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone is part of the toilet. The toilet wasn't working

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<v Speaker 3>very well.

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<v Speaker 6>My wife took the mysterious bit off, you know that

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<v Speaker 6>top it's all yeah, you know, then you got all

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<v Speaker 6>the workings and the system and all that. She touched

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<v Speaker 6>something and apparently her worf is not mine. It disintegrated

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<v Speaker 6>in her hands. Such as the power of my wife.

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<v Speaker 6>She can literally change matter. It disintegrated in my hands.

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<v Speaker 6>The powerful he used that power, you know, for good

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<v Speaker 6>or bad, just touched it, just slightly powerful driving that

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<v Speaker 6>car and the car disintegrating in your hands. And so

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<v Speaker 6>the way I've got to work at the moment is

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<v Speaker 6>the cistern is off, so it's a naked open to

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<v Speaker 6>it deconstructed, you know, and it's two cable ties.

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<v Speaker 3>You pull one of them to flush. It looks terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>Not just that we had house set as well.

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<v Speaker 6>We went away and they had to use that bathroom

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<v Speaker 6>and I made a video of showing love nick toilet

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<v Speaker 6>for you while you stay in our house with cable ties.

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<v Speaker 4>But the longer it goes, the easier is to just

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<v Speaker 4>make do with what you got. You got the cable

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<v Speaker 4>tie toilet. That's how we're doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just working very well of them. What do you

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<v Speaker 3>make him do with?

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<v Speaker 4>Over summer, we got a new full length mirror from

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<v Speaker 4>Facebook Marketplace and I measured it perfectly. We sit between

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<v Speaker 4>the window and Bianca's wardrobe, but I didn't account for

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<v Speaker 4>how thick it was going to be, so after I

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<v Speaker 4>hung it, now Bianca's wardrobe door only opens three quarters

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<v Speaker 4>of the it's so she can still technically get in there.

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<v Speaker 3>And get crawling on your side like a snake.

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<v Speaker 4>They're in there, woman, And now that there's been a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of weeks, I just think we're making do with that.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's how her wardrobe works now, all.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, So what are you making do with?

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<v Speaker 6>You can email me today Christian at Christian O'Connell dot

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<v Speaker 6>com dot AU. Tomorrow will be our last day before

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<v Speaker 6>Wednesday show The Longest Serve. We'll be down live from

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<v Speaker 6>the Yarra seeing can you hit a tennis ball over

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<v Speaker 6>the hour? Whoever hits a tennis ball the furtherest Wednesday

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<v Speaker 6>Way to the Australian Open. It's the Big men's Final

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<v Speaker 6>this weekend. Here's some of the aphabetes coming down so fast.

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<v Speaker 10>Introducing the young guns aged eighteen to thirty. My name

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<v Speaker 10>is Aimen aka Redemption because I came dead last in

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<v Speaker 10>my last tennis tournament. Don't forget about the seniors age

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<v Speaker 10>thirty one to sixty.

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<v Speaker 12>It is Dave aka Hotshot because I've got a massive

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<v Speaker 12>four hand.

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<v Speaker 3>My name is John aka Pong because I used to

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<v Speaker 3>play a giant game of pong with my mate.

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<v Speaker 15>Oh, my name's Suzie aka Popeye because I've got a

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<v Speaker 15>massive right arm.

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<v Speaker 13>My name is Rosie and I'm a tennis version. I've

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<v Speaker 13>never hit a tennis ball in my life and this

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<v Speaker 13>is the first time ever.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you for being.

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<v Speaker 10>And last, but not least, it's the veterans age sixty

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<v Speaker 10>and over.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Kill aka Cyclops because I'm playing with

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<v Speaker 2>a brand new ie.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, my name is josh Aka Spaton Spot.

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<v Speaker 7>And I have ten Melbourne Marathons under my belt.

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<v Speaker 13>I'm my name's cam Aka Mojo.

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<v Speaker 3>I've lost my mojo.

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<v Speaker 13>I want to carey on Class twenty five years ago,

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<v Speaker 13>back to back and I just want to get my

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<v Speaker 13>mojo back.

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<v Speaker 6>Last chance to join them on tomorrow's show, Hugging on my.

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<v Speaker 3>Way Call a bra.

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<v Speaker 5>You're listening to the Christian o'carl's Show podcast