Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 4: No one's talked more about stephan a Berg than this
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Speaker 3: Are you a cow? My son can touch?
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Speaker 3: Good morning, Monday morning five. When it's past six, it's
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Speaker 3: in pass morning. Now tell me this Patsy.
Speaker 6: I know you went round you the Worriby love God
Speaker 6: and ordered to see purchucer Kadian's new home. What did
Speaker 6: you see about the conditions of this the Pampa dog.
Speaker 2: Henry boy, you've got no idea. This dog has a
Speaker 2: matching bed to Caitlin's.
Speaker 3: Now, what do you mean? Okay, break this down?
Speaker 2: What do you mean the same material? So Caitlin has
Speaker 2: purchased this beautiful bed, absolutely stunning stud the very modern, cutting.
Speaker 4: Edge, very nice one technology.
Speaker 2: Head as in nineteen eighties, no as in I don't
Speaker 2: know what they call it. It's like, no, it's not
Speaker 2: How would you describe it? How would I describe it?
Speaker 2: Very minimalist, very modern, but it's like a fabric. So
Speaker 2: the actual bed base has no head, which apparently is
Speaker 2: you don't have a backboard anymore. That's like old anymore.
Speaker 2: Well it's old fashioned apparently.
Speaker 6: The graphs now, all the money, all the people invested
Speaker 6: in headboards, we went on head.
Speaker 3: Seriously, taken a bar but it goes no.
Speaker 2: But it's fabric. It's like a bubbly fabric. And they've
Speaker 2: got these modern chairs made out of the same sort
Speaker 2: of fabric. I don't know what it's called, but.
Speaker 3: Quite the talk of wabe. These new people with their
Speaker 3: new way of Dangelo's moved in next door. They don't
Speaker 3: have a head.
Speaker 2: Apparently anyway. Henry's bed, which is like just a meter
Speaker 2: from her bed, is made of the same stuff. It
Speaker 2: looks like they've got matching beds.
Speaker 7: It's very cool.
Speaker 3: So has that been bought or made?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think she's bought it.
Speaker 3: What a small dog basket she's in there, Kaitlyn.
Speaker 2: It's called boot clay, right, What's what's b clay.
Speaker 8: It's a type of fabric, so it's just a bit
Speaker 8: it's like bally kind.
Speaker 3: Of I think I know the thing you mean.
Speaker 8: Actually it's beautiful. So yeah, purchased our bed and just
Speaker 8: by chance, we also purchased one that was exactly the same.
Speaker 6: So is it sold as a dog bed or as
Speaker 6: a thing for a child?
Speaker 8: No, no, no, it's a proper dog bed.
Speaker 3: Wow and actual sort of proper but the same fabric.
Speaker 3: Is it nice?
Speaker 8: It is beautiful and Henry absolutely loves it.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised though, the way that you treat that dog
Speaker 4: that he doesn't sleep tucked in next to you every night.
Speaker 6: Yeah, with an eye mask and he's got that thing
Speaker 6: having the six where they wax their tach and a
Speaker 6: hairnet as well, and he's like moisturizing with his paws.
Speaker 4: And then to give him plenty of space, Caitlyn has
Speaker 4: to curl up in the dog bears.
Speaker 2: No, Caitlyn, it's I'm so happy for you. It's a
Speaker 2: beautiful home and it's there's you walk in the front
Speaker 2: door and you can just feel the love. It's just
Speaker 2: a really happy space. But he does have his little
Speaker 2: feeding station in the kitchen as well, with a special well.
Speaker 2: He's got a special place smash and different plates with
Speaker 2: different cuisine. No, come on, very organized, very not like
Speaker 2: our dog. We just like chuck a bone out in
Speaker 2: the backyard and close the door. No, this dog, he's royalty.
Speaker 6: Wow we what do you mean he's got to Caitlin.
Speaker 6: He's got his own feeding station.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So his grandparents bought him like a match his grandparents.
Speaker 3: I'm so confused.
Speaker 6: Now, you're blowing the line between actual humans and dogs.
Speaker 8: So my partner's parents bought him a mat that actually
Speaker 8: cleans his feet while he eats.
Speaker 3: I'd like that. I want a mat that cleans my feet.
Speaker 3: How does it clean his feet? What he eats?
Speaker 8: It's just made out of like I don't know, some
Speaker 8: sort of fabric that were his pools, like dripping, like
Speaker 8: go into it when they're a bit wet from being outside,
Speaker 8: and it basically just dries it while he stands there first.
Speaker 6: That one of those sort of you know, sort of
Speaker 6: things you had to walk through when you used to
Speaker 6: go swimming with the school to get rid of our
Speaker 6: face foot They've.
Speaker 3: Got one of those incredible scenes.
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Speaker 6: Your wife turned on to pick you up to take
Speaker 6: you away for the weekend to Port Philow and we
Speaker 6: saw your beautiful son Gordon. Now I saw him in November.
Speaker 6: You brought him in one Friday, and he's already grown
Speaker 6: a lot more angels quick, he knows a lot more words,
Speaker 6: and just how he can be with people. Really, my
Speaker 6: daughter was here and we had a lovely oness an
Speaker 6: hour with you and your wife and Gordon. What a
Speaker 6: gorgeous family.
Speaker 4: He loves coming in here, guys, thank you for having him.
Speaker 3: Joy.
Speaker 4: He's so giggly with you all. And he gets like
Speaker 4: sits behind the microphone, pretends he's talking into it. He
Speaker 4: gets a pen out.
Speaker 6: I guess these are like new toys, aren't they. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I notice as well.
Speaker 3: We did a doodle or a notepad. And when I
Speaker 3: came in this morning.
Speaker 6: I saw it and I thought, what a lovely gift
Speaker 6: he's giving you for when he come into work today.
Speaker 4: I'm going to tear this out. And I mean, we've
Speaker 4: got plenty of these doodles, because he's picking up pens
Speaker 4: and drawing on furniture and the cupboards and the house.
Speaker 3: But there's a real young Banksy.
Speaker 4: There's something really nice about this one that it's like
Speaker 4: he did a gift for me to see it. Monday morn.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you were on your way and you were
Speaker 6: going to stop him because a lot of people call
Speaker 6: him the show Friday and recommend that you stop at
Speaker 6: the farm, this dairy farm because Gordon lights cows.
Speaker 4: Yes, cold and meat farm. Thank you to everybody who
Speaker 4: recommended it. We really loved it there, although I didn't
Speaker 4: get the moment that I was hoping for with him,
Speaker 4: because he's only seen cows on YouTube and in cartoons
Speaker 4: so far and in books. I thought when he saw
Speaker 4: a real cow he would his mind would explode. But
Speaker 4: I guess to him, a cow on TV is a
Speaker 4: cow in real life. There's not much difference. Because he
Speaker 4: was just like, oh cow, and then.
Speaker 3: This is bullshit? No, then he in the car.
Speaker 4: Honestly, he was more interested.
Speaker 6: About that radio studio. He was trying to snap that microphone.
Speaker 6: He was sweeting think of it.
Speaker 3: He can't do much that was studio because so Timbo.
Speaker 4: Anyway, he looked at the cows for you know, less
Speaker 4: than a minute, and then he was stepping in puddles,
Speaker 4: picking up a witch's hat, climbing on logs, that sort
Speaker 4: of thing. But we we did love it down there.
Speaker 4: The problem is you can't get right up close to him,
Speaker 4: probably for safety. It makes sense big animals, cow can't
Speaker 4: just trample the kids there.
Speaker 6: Why would they not have any kind of ruling about
Speaker 6: this or just traveling these poor kids?
Speaker 4: Maybe if he was able to get up close in
Speaker 4: personal them the only one.
Speaker 3: Who don't want to courage I'm not gonna sign.
Speaker 6: Would that be like no entry side get puss in
Speaker 6: the cows.
Speaker 3: Don't be doing that.
Speaker 6: And certainly no kids ever trampled here Heaven forbid, No, no,
Speaker 6: no, no trampling.
Speaker 3: And don't bloody get pursed for those girls.
Speaker 6: Okay, when I go out west, go reeled out far west,
Speaker 6: goal seriously West.
Speaker 4: You are allowed to touch the goats though, so he was handing.
Speaker 3: Me go.
Speaker 6: Just impurely a consensual feeling.
Speaker 4: The goats they stick their heads the fence and they glory.
Speaker 6: No, this is this is a great fun hangout there,
Speaker 6: isn't it yet? So did he feed the goats? You
Speaker 6: go and buy the food. We used to take the
Speaker 6: kids like some sort of walking fire where you can
Speaker 6: buy like the feed and you go and feed the goats.
Speaker 4: We didn't buy the food because it got about ninety
Speaker 4: cents or one dollar twenty. There was lots of food
Speaker 4: like other kids had dropped.
Speaker 2: You are shocking, don't wear Oh no, that's a cow.
Speaker 3: Don't clean yet.
Speaker 2: Not Was it like a dollar or two dollars or something?
Speaker 3: It would have been no more than a.
Speaker 9: Dollar fifty Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Talking about cows. Do you remember years ago?
Speaker 6: I think it was when I first started in twenty
Speaker 6: eighteen there was that mega cow.
Speaker 3: Was it Nichols? It was enormous.
Speaker 6: I was just suddenly thinking, why what's the word mega
Speaker 6: cow coming to me of this enormous cow?
Speaker 3: So I knew it was him in Australia.
Speaker 4: He was a Guinness World Record hold, wasn't.
Speaker 3: I think it was something like fifteen hundred kilos.
Speaker 6: It was like a ton and hour and it was
Speaker 6: like they were like cows and there was just like
Speaker 6: what the bloody head is that it was like some
Speaker 6: sort of mechanical you found it was it Nickers If
Speaker 6: you look.
Speaker 4: It was Nickers. It was great memories fifteen hundred kilos.
Speaker 6: Because it was because it was such an annoyancement way.
Speaker 6: It's a ton and a half.
Speaker 4: It's two meters tall. On the cows could walk under
Speaker 4: his belly.
Speaker 3: Still remembered Nickers the cow.
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Speaker 3: He made a mistake. You try to go cheaper at
Speaker 3: the weekend.
Speaker 2: I lined up at Eldie Saturday morning at eight thirty
Speaker 2: because special Byesday, Wednesdays and Saturdays they were having pillows.
Speaker 2: The last we got to know about this because you
Speaker 2: get the catalogs in the mailbox junk mail.
Speaker 3: You're the person's keeping the industry going. I still wonder,
Speaker 3: like who is going through this stuff?
Speaker 2: I love it. Put it up on the fridge so
Speaker 2: I don't forget. We got our last pillows at Alien. Honestly,
Speaker 2: they've been brilliant and so I thought, you know what,
Speaker 2: that's been a few years. You should turn them over
Speaker 2: so I wanted to get the love God. These pillows
Speaker 2: that are called the anti snare pillow. I don't want
Speaker 2: to go and get in one of those. He's a
Speaker 2: shocking snorer. They don't work. He snoils, still snoring.
Speaker 3: How was it going to work though with a mere pillow? No,
Speaker 3: it's like Jack, he needs the machine.
Speaker 2: He is going to the doctor for that. It's got
Speaker 2: a special shape that encourages you to sleep on your
Speaker 2: side and.
Speaker 3: A metal spike and make unique contour.
Speaker 4: Or pillow should be the same shape.
Speaker 6: Just pillow. The technology hasn't moved on. Pillows be pillowing.
Speaker 2: It's meant to position your neck in a certain way
Speaker 2: that opens sleep more.
Speaker 3: Like in UFC. Is it an arm or something? You
Speaker 3: trap them in it?
Speaker 4: Come along now that they don't work, I could have
Speaker 4: told you that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly saved the time.
Speaker 9: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 6: Christian, I heard you five minutes ago talking about flashback
Speaker 6: to Nickers.
Speaker 3: The Cow is a big sensation of twenty eighteen.
Speaker 6: Probably the biggest star in Australia in twenty eighteen was Nickers.
Speaker 6: The Cow seem to be a rutman for the DSUs
Speaker 6: share the Grundy thing didn't work out, they're.
Speaker 3: Going to try a two meter talk cow Christian.
Speaker 6: I used to live over there and near where Nickers
Speaker 6: is from, and Nickers would come out to the local show.
Speaker 3: What did he make us up?
Speaker 6: Was wander over and we would line up to take
Speaker 6: photos with telling it probably going to be in this
Speaker 6: year's trically come dancing or you know, in the jungle,
Speaker 6: and I'm a celebrity, be one of the more recognizable.
Speaker 3: Stars that Nickers.
Speaker 6: Some of their bows got no idea who that is,
Speaker 6: but that's Nickers. Can we find out what's actually happened
Speaker 6: to Nickas? Is Nickas still with us?
Speaker 3: I know he's big back in twenty eighteen. Yeah, Nickcas
Speaker 3: is still going strong. Yeah yeah, it's still a big
Speaker 3: star of in Wa.
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, yeah he's been I think he's gone overseas
Speaker 10: as well.
Speaker 4: He last started in Wyoming.
Speaker 3: What's he doing over there?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 4: American Cow shows.
Speaker 3: His toys coming on nation. All right, we're doing Knock
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Speaker 6: We've got special Knock on Monday mugs or we can
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Speaker 3: Pillow if you like. Good morning to Sharon.
Speaker 11: Good morning. How are you this morning?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good. Showon. And how was your weekend Sharon?
Speaker 3: What was the best thing you did over the weekend?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 11: I went to spend some time with my children, which
Speaker 11: was fabulous. That we did go shopping and cost me
Speaker 11: a fortune. But anyway, that's okay.
Speaker 3: And are your work already? Who do you work for? Sharon?
Speaker 11: I work with Victoria Police, but I think it works
Speaker 11: for quite some time already, so I've been here since
Speaker 11: six a.
Speaker 3: M oh wow. Okay, Now your choice.
Speaker 6: You can have both the mugg and knock on Monday
Speaker 6: mug or you can have the pillow or both.
Speaker 3: It's up to you.
Speaker 11: I'm going to try the pillow. I have spent a
Speaker 11: fortune trying to find the right pillow, so I feel
Speaker 11: like this could be the right one. So I've just
Speaker 11: got my fingers crossed.
Speaker 3: Good luck. We'll have you get on well with your
Speaker 3: new pillow. A great night sleeper. Wait, all right, have
Speaker 3: a good week, Sharon. Thanks you on the show.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Daniel.
Speaker 12: Good morning morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: Good morning, So Daniel you're a baker.
Speaker 12: Yes, we've been works in three in this morning, yeltomers.
Speaker 3: And who do you work for? Well?
Speaker 12: Worse than Grandla and cranb West tell me this right?
Speaker 3: I love hot cross bunds. Do you guys like a
Speaker 3: hot cross bund?
Speaker 12: Yea the proven already?
Speaker 3: Do you get that? You get them when they're really hot,
Speaker 3: you get that butcher on them?
Speaker 12: Nice to have them.
Speaker 4: Do you like the raisins though?
Speaker 3: Or no? No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: It's all different sorts now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I'm telling you now, I think that hot
Speaker 6: crosponds should be available all year round, not just come on.
Speaker 2: Don't be like that on mosting day, which was ridiculous.
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's yeah, I agree, Patrick, I agree.
Speaker 4: What is it harder to make than your regular bun?
Speaker 3: Is it? Dan?
Speaker 12: They're not harder to make. It's just it adds more
Speaker 12: to your production. Because you've got the normal what you
Speaker 12: have to make every day. Then you've got another three
Speaker 12: or four more varieties you have to make of something
Speaker 12: else that. It just adds more more hours to your day.
Speaker 12: But at all good, it's not fun.
Speaker 6: Well, Daniel, I appreciate the extra production being had because
Speaker 6: I love the hot crosponds.
Speaker 3: Glad to hear it now, Daniel, what do you want
Speaker 3: to pillow?
Speaker 6: If you get up at three am when you start working,
Speaker 6: then do you want the spine leaves pillow?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I love a pilo because I'm having trouble sleep
Speaker 12: and I've just done a sleep study like Jacket, and
Speaker 12: I'm just waiting for my results to come back.
Speaker 4: So good luck, Daniel Jack.
Speaker 3: All right, Daniel, have a good day. Thanks for thank you.
Speaker 3: By I'm a certain good morning.
Speaker 7: Good morning, I said.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good. And Allison, you have a nice weekend.
Speaker 11: I had great way to thank you.
Speaker 3: What are you up to right now? You're working on
Speaker 3: your way in.
Speaker 11: I'm on my way into rowing.
Speaker 13: We're doing the pre season drop off.
Speaker 3: Third morning I've done this holiday.
Speaker 6: Don't you feel bad dropping them off in the middle
Speaker 6: of the night to do that rowing, It's like it's
Speaker 6: pitch black. Get on that flipping canoe whatever it is
Speaker 6: I called it, and start rowing at like seven am.
Speaker 13: This is a late one.
Speaker 11: Normally it's a six am start, so we're a bit lucky.
Speaker 6: I used to drop Ruby off about five on my
Speaker 6: way to work. She would be dropped off with these
Speaker 6: other barely even standing teenagers were sort of being tipped
Speaker 6: out of a car by parents at court?
Speaker 4: Why can only be done the first thing in the
Speaker 4: morning of darkness?
Speaker 6: When we watched the World champions at the Olympics. It's
Speaker 6: during daylight hours. It's not like six am or five am.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, it's like all these schools.
Speaker 4: I'm actually allowed to be on the river and they've
Speaker 4: got to do it before everybody wakes.
Speaker 6: Cheaper, we don't have to pay the fees. Maybe that's
Speaker 6: what we should have done instead of all the permits
Speaker 6: for the longest serve, just do it at midnight with
Speaker 6: throat and balls. Allison, what would you like? Would you
Speaker 6: like the pillow, the mugs?
Speaker 3: Both?
Speaker 13: Okay?
Speaker 3: Both?
Speaker 13: If I can?
Speaker 3: You can, you really really can? All right, have a
Speaker 3: great day. Thank you very much, Alis, thank you all right.
Speaker 3: Thanks nine four one four one oh four three.
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Speaker 6: Do you guys take your pillows away with you if
Speaker 6: you're go and stay somewhere.
Speaker 4: I took them this weekend.
Speaker 6: Bet I'll bet get a bed night's sleep because your
Speaker 6: pillows have got your scent on them.
Speaker 4: That's the thing you can just well, it's not for
Speaker 4: a cent, it's because you're used to.
Speaker 6: The I'm pretty sure I have a theory that we
Speaker 6: all have our own unique scent signature, a musk, if
Speaker 6: you will, like animals do. And so I reckon that subconsciously.
Speaker 6: You smell this pillow, you know this is where my
Speaker 6: head belongs.
Speaker 3: No, I think.
Speaker 4: I think I's because of the pillows contours. I'm used
Speaker 4: to its exact shape. That's why I like to have it.
Speaker 4: It's not because it smells like me.
Speaker 3: It's all of that factored into it. Jackie boy. So
Speaker 3: would you if you were going away over seas on
Speaker 3: a plane you turn the pillows?
Speaker 4: No, they're too bulky to take on a plane. I
Speaker 4: think because we used a whole large suitcase to take
Speaker 4: two pillows, and we took our whole donner the bloody pillows. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we took the whole don to do that.
Speaker 3: When you go with the kids.
Speaker 4: Yeah, our friends said you have to put new sheets
Speaker 4: on the bed because they don't have sheets. I thought
Speaker 4: it's much easier.
Speaker 3: We've done that before.
Speaker 4: Bring the whole thing.
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, it's a lot easier. Do you take your
Speaker 6: pillows away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I have like a border sort of block,
Speaker 2: so I won't go over into state with a pillow,
Speaker 2: but i'll go regional VIC like I have a limit.
Speaker 2: There are limits. I'll go three four hours, but that's it.
Speaker 6: It's interesting almost that it's interesting when you people. I've
Speaker 6: got these rulings on things. I need to get some
Speaker 6: more rulings in twenty five neares resolution to myself.
Speaker 4: So you're still more rule. You'll go to Aubrey, but
Speaker 4: you won't go to Wodonga.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, I'll go to Wodonga, but I won't.
Speaker 4: Go to on our side.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably cheted it over the weekend.
Speaker 6: Why won't you go into state? What's the problem like
Speaker 6: going into essay on that with your own pillows?
Speaker 2: That's just a bit too far.
Speaker 3: Do you mean you never go there anyway because you're
Speaker 3: worried about it? Have been a flat earth that you.
Speaker 2: Falled off the edge of the family in Aubrey. So
Speaker 2: we do venture into New South Wales? Thank you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, thank you very much. Do you know anything
Speaker 3: I take away with me slippers? Oh? Definitely, I took
Speaker 3: to Iland last year. You were in a suitcase.
Speaker 4: Overrated?
Speaker 6: No, I think it goes slippers pillow in my mind
Speaker 6: in terms of comfort for your soul.
Speaker 4: They're hard to keep on your feet.
Speaker 3: No, not if you get a good pair. If you
Speaker 3: get a good pair.
Speaker 4: Are always slipping off your feet?
Speaker 2: Oh no, you need to get good slippers right ones?
Speaker 4: Maybe no Byankee gave me an expensive upmarket pair of
Speaker 4: slippers for years.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: But the smugs.
Speaker 4: She said they were very special and I never wear them.
Speaker 6: I've never heard of that brand. They're very special brand.
Speaker 6: I reckon they were dirt cheap. That's why they keep four.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: This morning, I want to.
Speaker 6: Know who takes their pillows away with them and does
Speaker 6: anyone go international? Does actually shove them in a suitcase?
Speaker 6: I want to can find out by another cock morning?
Speaker 6: What is the furthest these pillows have ever gone? Even
Speaker 6: gone around the world trip with their own pillows?
Speaker 5: Carl Brener, No, you're listening to the question, you know,
Speaker 5: Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 6: Do you take your pillows? Do you pack away your
Speaker 6: pillows to come on a holiday with you? Do you
Speaker 6: do that if you were going overseas? Nine four one
Speaker 6: four one o four three Marie, Good.
Speaker 13: Morning, Good morning, Christian. How are you.
Speaker 6: I'm going Marie, welcome to the show. So where have
Speaker 6: you take any pillows?
Speaker 13: Well, I actually just got back from Los Angeles yesterday
Speaker 13: for a week's trip for work and the pillow was definitely.
Speaker 3: In this That is great.
Speaker 6: Now is it hand luggage you have it then you
Speaker 6: sort of onun snuggle up to on the in your
Speaker 6: seat or is it in the actual big suitcase?
Speaker 13: No, in the big suitcase there's too big for their
Speaker 13: hands through you know the luggage one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And do you find that you sleep better than
Speaker 3: when you're away?
Speaker 13: Yes, most definitely. And I also do a lot of
Speaker 13: travel for work around Australia, so it is always in
Speaker 13: my suitcase or in the car and that sort of thing,
Speaker 13: so definitely worthwhile.
Speaker 4: In the car woes in case you need a nap
Speaker 4: on the side.
Speaker 6: Of the Yeah, yeah, just put it over and I've
Speaker 6: got my own special pillow.
Speaker 3: Marie, thank you very much. Have a good day you too.
Speaker 9: Look Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 6: How did you tell us about what you got up
Speaker 6: to this weekend? In six words and Christian text.
Speaker 3: Using six words or this.
Speaker 6: Tell him about your be can.
Speaker 4: Did you go doorbing?
Speaker 9: On making new friends?
Speaker 3: It's always one of.
Speaker 6: The two, isn't it I go down the RSL and
Speaker 6: make any friend, or do I gosorbing? It's always always
Speaker 6: one of those two, all right?
Speaker 3: So how would you tell us would have gone up
Speaker 3: to this weekend? Six words? Text it into me?
Speaker 6: Oh, four seven, five, three, one oh four three prizes
Speaker 6: for the better ones.
Speaker 3: Patsy, what's this weekend for?
Speaker 2: You learned something new at Titanic exhibition? So we went
Speaker 2: to Melbourne Museum yesterday. We're talking about it on the
Speaker 2: show Fridays.
Speaker 14: You know what.
Speaker 6: It correct such a big impact. I tried to put tickets.
Speaker 6: The family will want to go to someone out the weekend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it said, you'll be lndering around the blo Seriously.
Speaker 3: Your I, Patsy Beatlemania before Tylor Swift.
Speaker 6: Titanic's already done three nights at the MCGJTA.
Speaker 2: Popular, very popular ques all ages. This was amazing. It
Speaker 2: came to Melbourne about ten years ago and now it's back.
Speaker 2: And I was hoping by.
Speaker 3: Popular demand for one season only.
Speaker 2: Titanic, hoping that there would be some different artifacts, and
Speaker 2: they were a few different things. So I get I
Speaker 2: think at any given time around the world, there might
Speaker 2: be a few different Titanic exhibitions, and I guess there's
Speaker 2: only a limited number of relics that have been brought up.
Speaker 6: But they's suit case again at all.
Speaker 3: Like that Jewelry show us the body.
Speaker 2: Where scot it was amazing some of the stuff that
Speaker 2: survived the sinking, like tiny little glass port glasses and
Speaker 2: dishes that were untouched and clothing. It was just incredible.
Speaker 2: But I actually didn't know there were five Australians on
Speaker 2: board the ship at the time and only two survived.
Speaker 2: I had no idea there were any Australians on board.
Speaker 2: One of them was from McCrae here in Melbourne. I
Speaker 2: had idea. But look, I highly recommend it.
Speaker 3: It is so I want to go.
Speaker 4: Actually, I saw your photos yesterday. Did they recreate the
Speaker 4: grand staircase into the ballroom?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So when you walk it's incredible, Oh it is. It's amazing.
Speaker 2: When you walk in, it's like you're actually it's that
Speaker 2: whole sense thory experience of walking onto the ship. So
Speaker 2: it's like you're going down one of the corridors and
Speaker 2: there is the big grant like a re enactment. I
Speaker 2: guess you'd call it of the cud.
Speaker 4: Up the whole staircase and bring it to Melbourne, recreate it.
Speaker 2: They recreated it. You get photos there and they've also
Speaker 2: got at the end a slab of ice to give
Speaker 2: you an idea of how cold the water was. Apparently
Speaker 2: seawater it gets colder than fresh water, if that makes sense.
Speaker 2: So it is brilliant. It is for all ages. If
Speaker 2: you've got kids, take them, but allow like two or
Speaker 2: three hours because.
Speaker 3: I need to read.
Speaker 6: I question if you want to take some younger kids.
Speaker 6: They might get a bit sense about going to see
Speaker 6: a ship that where a lot over fifteen hunch of
Speaker 6: people died.
Speaker 2: Not at all, it's interesting take.
Speaker 3: Take a five year old.
Speaker 6: Were too early to learn about death and trailing.
Speaker 2: Well, of course it's very very sad, but it's done
Speaker 2: very tastefully.
Speaker 6: I thought taste or sadness come along to the Titanic exhibition.
Speaker 6: It is an incredible story because I think it would
Speaker 6: it's sinking nineteen twelve, nineteen thirteen. But they didn't actually
Speaker 6: discover the wreckage until the eighties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, eighty six, and it was accidental. I think they
Speaker 2: were mapping that area of Nova Scotia for some other
Speaker 2: reason and they had spare time.
Speaker 3: Seriously, it was a secret US military mission.
Speaker 6: They were looking for another submarine, I think even a
Speaker 6: Russia want or something. And then they couldn't believe imagine,
Speaker 6: They're like, what.
Speaker 4: The hell, it's not a small portcas.
Speaker 3: Is that a staircase? I remember?
Speaker 6: So the ship set off from the city of Southampton
Speaker 6: in the UK, which is where I'm near. And I
Speaker 6: went to do a talk at a school once and
Speaker 6: I had this huge photo of the Titanic, and the
Speaker 6: head master was showing around. I said, why is there
Speaker 6: a photo of the Titanic here? And most of the
Speaker 6: crew were from the city of Southampton, right most and
Speaker 6: obviously perished on board.
Speaker 3: He said.
Speaker 6: In this school here one hundred and sixty kids in
Speaker 6: nineteen twelve, one hundred and thirty of them lost their
Speaker 6: dad on that. It's such an amazing story.
Speaker 9: Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 6: How to tell Us the Story of your weekend in
Speaker 6: six words I sort we do every Monday six word
Speaker 6: weekend Text them into oh four seven five three one
Speaker 6: O four three.
Speaker 3: Christian.
Speaker 6: My weekend Tennis parkrom Rodeo pt Sunday Chees Rodeo Rodeo
Speaker 6: was in town. Somebody's was I went to a Donkey festival.
Speaker 6: That must have been the big ticket to tell huh.
Speaker 4: No one told us the Donkey festivals.
Speaker 6: Coming trufore we had the downlow on everything in this city.
Speaker 6: How the hell can donk fest be going on? We
Speaker 6: don't know a single thing about it. Where was this
Speaker 6: incredible festal Donkey festival played golf over weekend?
Speaker 3: Golf sucks, Jamie. That's why I retired. I've been there.
Speaker 3: You know that.
Speaker 6: You know what kind of around that guy had. If
Speaker 6: you go play over the week can gold sucks? My
Speaker 6: six word weekend actually comes from a message I got
Speaker 6: for my wife over the weekend. In a relationship, often
Speaker 6: a lot of the communication it's very transactional, isn't There's
Speaker 6: no there's no sort of preamble.
Speaker 3: You're straight into it.
Speaker 6: I've got a text over the weekend, Saturday afternoon, we
Speaker 6: have an ant situation. Not in the new kitchen, no, no,
Speaker 6: they're in the letterbox. It's horrible in that and in
Speaker 6: our letterbox. So the weekend how to google how to
Speaker 6: take out an ant mother load because obviously you can
Speaker 6: put boiling water in there.
Speaker 3: But wait, revenge ants are coming. They're like guys you
Speaker 3: where to hear what these guys did come. Let's already
Speaker 3: get in their posts and direct maul and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: So what do you do track them back to the source.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I'm still trying to google at the moment. How something
Speaker 6: that takes out the mother load, like the death star
Speaker 6: or the or the nest or where they come from.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it's a lot im passing on. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, we've got ants in the kitchen at the moment.
Speaker 3: And why they love the kitchen, don't they?
Speaker 2: They're looking for the water.
Speaker 3: The solution is, I'm looking for the source of the nile.
Speaker 3: Why are they looking for water? There? Sugar?
Speaker 2: No, my mother said to me, they look for water.
Speaker 4: But we want to take a few of them to
Speaker 4: turn the touchs on.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 2: Our solution has always been.
Speaker 3: A big ladder of.
Speaker 6: Like nine thousands of them. We've got the post, let's
Speaker 6: get the water, and we're done.
Speaker 2: Every time we've had them, what's got rid of them
Speaker 2: is I wipe everything down with eucalyptus oil, just on
Speaker 2: the dishcloth, and really they hate it. Yeah, I reckon,
Speaker 2: if you wipe the inside of your letter box, it
Speaker 2: might deter them.
Speaker 3: Just it's all nice and fresh Australia.
Speaker 2: And it's you know, it's not like damage.
Speaker 3: My nas passages.
Speaker 2: And it's not nasty chemicals like it's all natural. I've
Speaker 2: found that works.
Speaker 3: I don't mind going for agent. Put my hand in.
Speaker 3: Then there's like thousands of.
Speaker 6: Ants everywhere, Jackie. But if anyone has got an information,
Speaker 6: please let me there. Jack How what's your six weekend?
Speaker 6: What happened for you?
Speaker 4: Mine was getting told off by a child as I
Speaker 4: was in Philip Island. We went surfing Saturday morning. Now
Speaker 4: I've tried to surf a couple of times without success.
Speaker 4: I can't really stand on the board, so my friends
Speaker 4: gave me this gigantic floating It was like being on
Speaker 4: a door talking about Titanic at the end of the film.
Speaker 3: He was Jack and Rose.
Speaker 4: It was massive, and they said, you can't. You'll definitely
Speaker 4: stand up on this because it's so buoyant, But it
Speaker 4: means it's hard to maneuver while you're in the water.
Speaker 4: So I'm trying to As a wave's coming, I'm trying
Speaker 4: to paddle like crazy to get on it, but I'm
Speaker 4: so unfamiliar in there and I can't control where I'm
Speaker 4: going and I see you out of this corner of
Speaker 4: my eye. Another surfboard coming towards me hits me in
Speaker 4: the side. I go tumbling over, and I'm worried about
Speaker 4: some you know local is going to throw me off
Speaker 4: a cliff afterwards, because I've tried.
Speaker 3: To point right where there's right.
Speaker 6: Coming on a Monday, and Pats has got yet another
Speaker 6: story of some outsider.
Speaker 3: So he's been thrown off. They're going to have the
Speaker 3: bodies who were waiting there. Oh yeah, you two mate.
Speaker 6: So so you're six or five, you're jacked. I really
Speaker 6: don't want to go, mate, Now, I don't like this tool.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to throw off a cliff.
Speaker 4: Well, my head pops out of the water and it's
Speaker 4: a ten year old girl with a pink surfboard.
Speaker 6: She was the worst kind of pick you up and
Speaker 6: have an embarrasson on Monday.
Speaker 4: She's saying sorry, sorry, I'm really sorry. I said no,
Speaker 4: that was my fault. It's my first time surfing. I'm
Speaker 4: learning how to do it. She goes, oh, wow, well,
Speaker 4: good luck today. I said, thank you. She said, this
Speaker 4: is a great place to learn how to surf. All
Speaker 4: I would say is just be careful of people who
Speaker 4: are already on a wave wow wow.
Speaker 6: Otherwise you don't have this to your next you're off
Speaker 6: that big ass cliff up there.
Speaker 3: See this your walk, You've been served.
Speaker 9: Carler Brighter.
Speaker 5: You're listening to the Christian o'crls show podcast.
Speaker 6: So in two days time, Wednesday, this time of the
Speaker 6: show will be down at the Yarra hosting our Longest
Speaker 6: Serve up for grabs there. The big price is two
Speaker 6: VIP courtside tickets to the Australian Open, the men's final
Speaker 6: thanks to Emirates.
Speaker 3: Himmy with your best serve.
Speaker 10: Oh can you hit over the ya be caught side
Speaker 10: of Rod lab Rosie too.
Speaker 6: All right, we're calling the Longer Serve because it's about
Speaker 6: you coming down on Wednesday. Can you hit a tennis
Speaker 6: ball over the era? It's seventy meters? Last week on
Speaker 6: the show not only recruiting you to come and join us,
Speaker 6: but we suddenly realized we had the tickets, we had
Speaker 6: the location, we had everything ready. We just can work
Speaker 6: out how to measure probably the most important thing, how
Speaker 6: to measure each shot as you hit the tennis ball.
Speaker 6: We have a man now called who knows how to
Speaker 6: good a.
Speaker 14: Christian my named Luke. I work for a local urban
Speaker 14: development company called Taylor's. One of the main things we
Speaker 14: do is different types of surveang which is measuring stuff.
Speaker 14: So when I heard you asking about measuring the longest serve,
Speaker 14: I thought, yep, that sounds like us. We've done similar
Speaker 14: events in the past, like measuring the longest puppet the
Speaker 14: world's toury stack of crapes. So I've definitely got all
Speaker 14: the gear, certainly got the experience. So yeah, we can
Speaker 14: get you the distance for a shot live on the day.
Speaker 6: I want to know how long the world's longest puppet
Speaker 6: it was, so you need actually a team of surveyors
Speaker 6: to actually measure it. Okay, So coming down this Wednesday,
Speaker 6: we've been splining you up into verius age brackets.
Speaker 3: We've got the young guns eighteen to thirteen.
Speaker 6: We've got people like twenty four year old Amen who's
Speaker 6: hitting under the nickname Redemption because he came last in
Speaker 6: a country tennis tournament. We've got someone who is actually
Speaker 6: called Stephan Eedburg, named after Stephan Eedburg. The seniors who
Speaker 6: got Popeye be Susie used to play mart Filipusos in
Speaker 6: a mixed squad when they were fifteen. We've got Rosie
Speaker 6: who's fifty eight. It was a tennis virgin, never hit
Speaker 6: a tennis ball in her life. It's going to be
Speaker 6: hitting a tennis ball for the first time on Wednesday.
Speaker 6: We've got a guy called Perco David Achilles Toy's Achilles
Speaker 6: two months ago playing tennis and it's ready to pick
Speaker 6: up a racket again for redemption.
Speaker 3: And then the Vets over sixty year olds.
Speaker 6: Garth sixty one, it's done the Melbourne Mouth and ten times,
Speaker 6: which makes him a spartan. Kim Psychops has got a
Speaker 6: new amazing mega eye ready to test out lining up
Speaker 6: the era. She's almost got advantage. Really, she's got better
Speaker 6: eyes sight than anyone else she's got. She's cataract free.
Speaker 6: And then there's Cam who's sixty one recording him Mojo
Speaker 6: won the coup Yon Classic two.
Speaker 3: Years in a row back in the day.
Speaker 6: So listen, we have some wildcard spots, whether you were
Speaker 6: a young gun eighteen to thirty, whether you're going to
Speaker 6: be the seniors.
Speaker 3: Thirty to sixty.
Speaker 6: All the bets joining Cyclops we're looking for exit will
Speaker 6: to come down this Wednesday morning on the show down
Speaker 6: to the era.
Speaker 3: You could get a lucky shot, you could be the.
Speaker 6: One that wins the tickets. These are VIP tickets to
Speaker 6: the Men's Final this weekend. Give us a call now
Speaker 6: nine four one oh four to three. Also this morning
Speaker 6: we'll tell you exactly where we're going to be. So
Speaker 6: if you are in that last final, tough week with
Speaker 6: the kids on school holidays, bring them down, come and
Speaker 6: say look, we're going to be down there from seven
Speaker 6: o'clock this Wednesday.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast Big Thing.
Speaker 3: How many on the show this week?
Speaker 6: Then we're sending you to the Men's Final this weekend
Speaker 6: at the Australian Open thanks to Emirates celebrating ten years
Speaker 6: as the official airline of this Australian Open in twenty
Speaker 6: twenty four. These are court sided VIP tickets worth over
Speaker 6: six thousand dollars each. You also get the bazaar behind
Speaker 6: the scenes experience at the opening, including the underground walkthrough
Speaker 6: Champions of What We get a March pack and you
Speaker 6: get afternoon tea for four of you bar a trim.
Speaker 6: It's the longest serve this Wednesday as we take the
Speaker 6: show down to the.
Speaker 10: Rahim me with your best, sir, Oh, can you hit
Speaker 10: over the yah?
Speaker 4: Be cautside of Rod lay.
Speaker 3: Rosie too?
Speaker 5: Way?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 3: Who wants to come and join us?
Speaker 6: Then on Wednesday you could be in the young Gun's
Speaker 6: age bracket eighteen to thirty. You could be in the
Speaker 6: seniors thirty to sixty, or you could be in the
Speaker 6: veterans sixty plus. Good morning, Emma, Third Morning Team.
Speaker 3: Now, Emma, you're telling us about your partner.
Speaker 15: Yes, my partner, Justin is seven foot tall, and I
Speaker 15: reckon he could definitely hit it over the seventy meters.
Speaker 3: That is tall.
Speaker 15: Yes, he's an ex basketball player, of.
Speaker 6: Course, of course, of course seven foot And what's he
Speaker 6: like at tennis?
Speaker 15: I have no idea.
Speaker 13: I've never seen it makes sense.
Speaker 6: He called this a competition called the Laws. I've got
Speaker 6: no idea. But he's tall, so that those tall people,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 3: You're right.
Speaker 6: If you can harness the levers, then maybe it could
Speaker 6: work and you get over there. Yeah, and does he
Speaker 6: know that you've been you've nominated him or.
Speaker 15: Yes, he's a school teacher though, so I think he's
Speaker 15: sleeping at the moment still on school holidays.
Speaker 3: For that sort of breaker.
Speaker 7: Need to get him out of the house.
Speaker 15: So this would be a great thing for him to do, all.
Speaker 3: Right, and it's justin.
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, all right, we'll see we can speak to
Speaker 6: him for the end of the show. Thank you very
Speaker 6: much for nominating seven foot justin. Emma, let's get to
Speaker 6: Steve here.
Speaker 7: Good morning Steve, Good morning Christian team.
Speaker 6: All right, Steve, what do you think you'd be good
Speaker 6: on Wednesday? And you could hit a tennis ball over
Speaker 6: the era?
Speaker 7: Oh? I actually changed schools and joined up with the
Speaker 7: elite tennis squad at Box you'll Senior Secondary College back
Speaker 7: in ninety nine two thousand. We came second in Australia. Wow,
Speaker 7: more than in the team that actually, God, God, God
Speaker 7: on the actual call.
Speaker 3: I appreciate the honesty. You know what.
Speaker 6: You didn't even let yourself have a second of glory there.
Speaker 6: I knew some of the people that were very good.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Used to high five for the match. Drink.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want, Christian, I'll see if I can
Speaker 3: get someone to come down.
Speaker 7: I was right number ten and of about eighteen boys.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, I think you say they're Australia Tennis Wow,
Speaker 6: you real, Maverick of the top Gun Academy there that
Speaker 6: we found.
Speaker 3: Our winner here.
Speaker 7: Nicknamed Smoky.
Speaker 3: So, Steve, what happened you get injured or anything?
Speaker 7: No, no, just we had to sort of internally train
Speaker 7: and move through the rankings ourselves, and.
Speaker 4: Hard to get injured if you're not playing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hold you back.
Speaker 7: I was never coached until I actually went to box Hill,
Speaker 7: seen the secondary college. So so what are you making.
Speaker 6: It's like some sort of mountain top retreat, isn't it,
Speaker 6: You know, like trained by ninjas?
Speaker 7: Are that?
Speaker 3: This is the word elite academy? Yeah, turning out all
Speaker 3: those champions over the last few years.
Speaker 7: Of course, there are in certain individuals like Ben Simmons, uh,
Speaker 7: you know, Jason Cloak, ye, Damian Cubido, all these sorts
Speaker 7: of small stars that are coming out there, but not
Speaker 7: not Smoky.
Speaker 3: Smoky until Wednesday.
Speaker 6: Yeah, smoke, bring the smoke show, Bring the smoke show
Speaker 6: this Wednesday.
Speaker 7: I'll be there.
Speaker 3: You don't make that elite academy proud?
Speaker 7: Well, might have to dust off the old tracksuit pants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, please do.
Speaker 6: Yeah, shiny satin ones. All right, Smoky, come on down, Steve.
Speaker 6: We're seeing Wednesday, and good luck, great, thank you, see Patrick,
Speaker 6: Good morning, Patrick.
Speaker 16: Hey, Christian, Hey everybody, Good morning morning Patrick.
Speaker 3: So why do you think you should come along the Wednesday?
Speaker 16: Well, look, you know the arena, the famous arena, Rod
Speaker 16: Labor arena. The man was left handed and I'm left handed.
Speaker 16: You got to have lefties there.
Speaker 6: It's got to happen, all right, So you think it's
Speaker 6: got to happen. We need well, so we've got age categories.
Speaker 6: Now we need to have lefties and righties.
Speaker 16: I am fifty five, a young fifty five and a
Speaker 16: career tennis coach, and I have a connection to the
Speaker 16: man himself, the legendary Rod Labor.
Speaker 6: Bribing down that simply just buy an act of genetic fate.
Speaker 3: You're left handed.
Speaker 16: My dad coached Rod Laver's granddaughter in San Diego. Rod
Speaker 16: Laver has lived in San Diego for the last fifty years.
Speaker 6: This is making us up in more respect for you.
Speaker 6: If you did, Patrick, we're don let Lefty come come down.
Speaker 3: Then, Okay, you can come on down, Patrick.
Speaker 7: I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Christian, see you there, Okay, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: He's not making it up.
Speaker 3: He's not making line ber.
Speaker 5: You're listening to the Christian o'cyls show podcast.
Speaker 6: Listen, I don't like it when you turn on each other. Christian,
Speaker 6: what's that last clown calling hibout the tennis challenge or
Speaker 6: the weakest claim to fame? Come on now, Tim, come
Speaker 6: on play nice? Hi, Come on, this isn't America. Okay,
Speaker 6: we support each other. I don't understand what you mean
Speaker 6: the strange line anyway. Seven minutes past eak gold one
Speaker 6: oh four point three. It is time for this week's
Speaker 6: misheard lyrics. It's just another mishard Man day, Christian O'Connell's
Speaker 6: mishard lyrics. Everybody on the show, we play back all
Speaker 6: your misheard lyrics. As we're playing them back and we're
Speaker 6: trying to listen out. Are we hearing what you think
Speaker 6: you're mishearing? If we agree, you'll hear this if we don't.
Speaker 6: And for the great ones, Hall of Favor, recent Hall
Speaker 6: of Famous. Last week Phil had this one from John Farnham,
Speaker 6: all the voice, We're not gonna sit in silence, We're
Speaker 6: not gonna live with Phil, he heard himself from the
Speaker 6: song Fansy was calling him. Then there was this one
Speaker 6: that Kathy spots Head from Calvin Harris. Do you mind
Speaker 6: if I steal a kid?
Speaker 3: Sir? I steal the kidser.
Speaker 6: All right, brand new ones. Nick's got this don't lose
Speaker 6: my number? From Phil Connins, you better, you better, you
Speaker 6: better run for your life. Oh, has Phil got a
Speaker 6: new telescope and he's saying Jupiter, Jupiter, Jupiter, run for
Speaker 6: your life.
Speaker 3: Phil's coming. Yes, we agree, Nick.
Speaker 6: This one is from listener James Ransom, Christian I think
Speaker 6: I'm hearing my name in bon Jovi's Bed of Roses,
Speaker 6: the original line of King's Ransom in Dimes.
Speaker 3: I'd give it each night.
Speaker 9: Jeeves Ransom and Dimes and give each na.
Speaker 3: See you already hear it, don't you?
Speaker 6: It's one hundred percent there, James Ransom and I I'd
Speaker 6: give each night Jeeves Ransom. Well spotted James Ransom hearing
Speaker 6: your full name in bon Jovi's Better Roses All of Favor.
Speaker 6: Alexandra Barnes has got call on me, Eric Prayers. I'm
Speaker 6: the same boy I used to be. You're just gonna
Speaker 6: need to turn this up a bit.
Speaker 3: I hear it?
Speaker 6: Or is Eric saving for a new set tea?
Speaker 3: It's there, I'm saving for a new settee. It is there.
Speaker 6: Well, we trying to drop some. Jason Derrilla on the
Speaker 6: show right now, Stephen Houston. On the other side, Jason Derilleau,
Speaker 6: if he walked down this road, we'll.
Speaker 3: Be lovers for sure.
Speaker 6: Or is it if we walk down this road, we'll
Speaker 6: be lamer's for sure. Oh my god, that is such
Speaker 6: a great one. Stephen well spotted. If we walk down
Speaker 6: this road, we'll be lamas for sure.
Speaker 9: Walked sounds.
Speaker 6: Stephen Houston, come on in Hall of Favor, and finally
Speaker 6: Teagan Scott this one. I took a pill in I
Speaker 6: be that, my Mike, Myposna. I drive a sports car
Speaker 6: just to prove iDrive a sports car just or is it?
Speaker 6: I dove a sports card just to pooh.
Speaker 9: I try a sports card just to pooh.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it's nothing other than that, mister Posner. I
Speaker 3: drive a sports card just to pooh.
Speaker 11: I try a sports card just to poll of favor.
Speaker 6: Great stuff this morning, Thank you very Mushall has misheard lyrics.
Speaker 6: As always, whenever you mishear them, email me Christian at
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 9: But Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian, I think I'm hearing her piece and a song.
Speaker 3: What do I do for first? Then contact your foe,
Speaker 3: DJ email it to me. What's a song? Or are
Speaker 3: you just hearing that?
Speaker 6: Generally I need some more teacher, for I can direct
Speaker 6: your inquiry the right way, Matt. If it's a misheard
Speaker 6: email them always. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot
Speaker 6: au So Christian O'Connell show on Guard fifteen minutes past
Speaker 6: stay for Kan Institute.
Speaker 3: On Friday.
Speaker 6: When we doing this the week, I was saying, how
Speaker 6: in all the excitement of the Black Friday big discounts,
Speaker 6: I thought I was getting the deal of a lifetime
Speaker 6: and getting a brand new electric top of the range
Speaker 6: toothbrush for thirty five dollars.
Speaker 3: What arrived was just the little heads you know that
Speaker 3: inch long. Yeah, it.
Speaker 6: Didn't read the full specter or just just saw that.
Speaker 6: So today we're looking for your stories about you ordered
Speaker 6: the wrong thing. Rio this happened to you.
Speaker 4: Yes, I thought i'd start the new year. Knew me
Speaker 4: kind of vibe.
Speaker 10: So I bought Jane's Clear's Atomic Habits, great book. I
Speaker 10: thought i'd start, you know, some new habits and new routines.
Speaker 10: It comes in the mail and what I thought was
Speaker 10: going to be a book, like a hard copy book
Speaker 10: was a CD ROM version of the book.
Speaker 3: Where do you even put one of those? These days?
Speaker 6: You know my daughters in the studios nineteen she's like,
Speaker 6: what are they talking about?
Speaker 3: What is a CD wrong? Jimmy?
Speaker 6: When it was like you used to have like encyclopedias
Speaker 6: on there and ye stuff like that, but a CD wrong?
Speaker 3: Where would you now information on the CD?
Speaker 10: I have to watch it read it on my like
Speaker 10: old Windows laptop. I don't even know how it would work.
Speaker 6: You re need the book, though, you need better habits,
Speaker 6: You really really really need that. Someone else you got
Speaker 6: online over the weekend. Christian, I ordered a sucker Girl
Speaker 6: for my grandkids. Only the net arrived.
Speaker 3: Just get some of your mates to hold it up. Christian.
Speaker 6: My mum brought my little boy some toy saucepans and
Speaker 6: frying pants. Was toy kitchen, but when they arrived they
Speaker 6: were just for teeny tiny doll size houses. Christian, I
Speaker 6: ordered a bike online. Some assembly required. There should be
Speaker 6: rulings about that. Thought maybe I got to put the
Speaker 6: wheels and chain on, but no, it was handlebars. The
Speaker 6: seat didn't even come with the spokes in the ring
Speaker 6: that I had to take it to a bike shop.
Speaker 6: They called me eight hundred dollars. The bike only cost
Speaker 6: me one hundred dollars eight hundred dollars to put it together, Yeather.
Speaker 6: I took it to the scrap metal guy and then
Speaker 6: went and got off and km up for seventy five bucks.
Speaker 6: Christ I thought I ordered electric guitar off eBay. What
Speaker 6: turned up was a mini electric.
Speaker 3: That's basically your version of what I did. Christian.
Speaker 6: I ordered what I thought was a small table for
Speaker 6: my mum. What a righte was a magazine rack. I
Speaker 6: hadn't quite understood the photo.
Speaker 3: Let's get a Mark here, good wanting Mark and Tame.
Speaker 9: I definitely ordered the wrong item off Facebook.
Speaker 7: What was it?
Speaker 15: I bought a pair of ADDI dash runners.
Speaker 9: Yeah, black and white, one for one hundred and twenty bucks.
Speaker 15: When they arrived, the wording was adds A DA.
Speaker 3: D I A s Oh No you had dodgy knockoffs.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but they're actually really comfortable.
Speaker 3: These are limited collaboration. Mark. That's great, Thank you very
Speaker 3: much for call you ordered the wrong thing? What was
Speaker 3: it for you?
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Speaker 6: Looking for your stories about ordering the wrong thing online. Christian,
Speaker 6: I thought I was buying a steel chainsaw. What arrived
Speaker 6: was a length of a chainsaw chain with a rope
Speaker 6: tied on both ends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'd beat the chainsaw.
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Speaker 6: Madonna fans, let's be our head of music here loves Madonna,
Speaker 6: loves loves making us play my Donna every day. Chaeriship
Speaker 6: turn to it today, be another one to if you
Speaker 6: missed it. Two Madonna fans are suing a singer for
Speaker 6: being late. She was more than two hours to show
Speaker 6: last month in New York. That they're they're suing Madonna.
Speaker 6: And I mean it's a big old cage you're taking
Speaker 6: on Madonna. Wait and Live Nation. The world's they like
Speaker 6: manage the Stones that I just promoted this they managed
Speaker 6: the Stones many ticket holders who attended a concert was
Speaker 6: a weeknight. How to get up early, go to work,
Speaker 6: take care of family babies is and that I mean
Speaker 6: it would be hugely irritating two hours.
Speaker 3: This is a long time.
Speaker 4: I have a memory that in her at her Melbourne show,
Speaker 4: she didn't go on stage till after midnight.
Speaker 3: Now does that ring am hitting? Yes?
Speaker 5: Enough?
Speaker 4: I hate that.
Speaker 3: This is amazing.
Speaker 6: I have a concert in Tampa Bay in nineteen ninety one,
Speaker 6: Guns and Roses roll three hours late get others because
Speaker 6: Axel Rose was watching the new teenage mutant Ninja Turtles movie.
Speaker 3: This is this is rock and roll, this is what
Speaker 3: they should be doing. Okay, I'm a huge irritated.
Speaker 6: I remember going to see Guns and Roses and they
Speaker 6: were over two hours late, but it just added to
Speaker 6: the whole anticipation. But they were They're always their own
Speaker 6: stones used to always be late as well. However, so
Speaker 6: Madonna's getting sued and Live Nation been two hours late.
Speaker 6: If you were to sue a band, who would you
Speaker 6: sue and why may it would be Kings of Leon.
Speaker 6: I saw them once in Hyde Park in London and
Speaker 6: I love Kings of Leon. This was the worst show
Speaker 6: I ever seen. They broke up a couple of weeks
Speaker 6: later and you're like, we already saw you clearly hated
Speaker 6: each other, and it was it was so disappointing. Everything
Speaker 6: about it was just like it just it was a
Speaker 6: real shame. When there were like eighty thousand people there
Speaker 6: Hyde Park in London in the sunshine, people have been
Speaker 6: excited about it, brought all the tickets.
Speaker 3: It was so bad.
Speaker 4: I would like to see the Strokes.
Speaker 3: Great band.
Speaker 4: What happened two thousand and three? I guess two thousand
Speaker 4: and four Big Day Out? They were huge back then,
Speaker 4: great band they were. They took forty five minutes to
Speaker 4: come on stage, so people were waiting there. And with
Speaker 4: the Big Day Out, you're going you're flipping from band
Speaker 4: band band, band band, So it's not like they can
Speaker 4: just come out late and then keep playing. So they
Speaker 4: only played for half an hour. Top had the energy
Speaker 4: of somebody who didn't care at all. I would actually
Speaker 4: like to see another band from that same day.
Speaker 3: What happened that Big Day Out? The band?
Speaker 4: I actually really liked the Vines. I loved their first album.
Speaker 4: It was highly evolved, highly evolved, the first album same
Speaker 4: earlier in the day on that same day. I guess
Speaker 4: they don't have a big back catalog. So they played
Speaker 4: the couple of radio songs from that alves to hits,
Speaker 4: and then they were smash guitars for about say forty minutes.
Speaker 4: Actually got bored of theme and smashes.
Speaker 9: To the Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 6: Christian, I heard you talking about making the mistake and
Speaker 6: ordering the wrong thing online. My dad thought it was
Speaker 6: ordering the most amazing Christmas tree lights. He thought it
Speaker 6: was ordering a two meter tool programmable Christmas tree for
Speaker 6: just fifty dollars. However, it was one of the programmall
Speaker 6: lights that would have to go with forty nine other strands.
Speaker 3: The whole thing would have, of course, two and a
Speaker 3: half thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: He sent it back. Obviously the was most expensive Christmas
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Speaker 6: We're looking for your comfortable movies today. Make a movie
Speaker 6: comfortable in its national Comfy Clothes Day hasn't happened most
Speaker 6: of the days here in Australia. In twenty twenty three,
Speaker 6: study into Australian workplace attire shows major shifts towards.
Speaker 3: Comfortable clothing in the last five years.
Speaker 6: The number of people that believe it's appropriate to wear thongs,
Speaker 6: bokenstocks or sandals to work.
Speaker 3: Is up don't don't down seventeen percent. How do they know?
Speaker 6: All this stuff they're doing, like posters outside the front
Speaker 6: of offices and cubicles. The number of office workers wearing
Speaker 6: active wear to work is up thirty seven percent people
Speaker 6: wearing shorts. Isn't there warning here where you're not.
Speaker 2: Meant to, not meant to or open toad shoes?
Speaker 6: Well, a good friend of ours dame names but it's
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Speaker 3: One percent, just charting this shorts. Okay, all right, make
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Speaker 9: Chris, you know Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 6: Our Time Wasters. We're asking you this morning to make
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Speaker 3: Comfortable movies, Jack, make yourself at home, put your feed
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Speaker 4: I'm feeling comfy.
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Speaker 6: Fate, strong start, very good, The Lion, The Witch and
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Speaker 3: Dude, where's my spine? Least I didn't sleep very well.
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Speaker 9: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 6: Tomorrow's show Today, What are you making deal with right now.
Speaker 6: I'm sure at home there might be something where you've
Speaker 6: got to kind of work around or makeshift thing. Maybe
Speaker 6: January tough month. Money's will be spent over the summer holidays, Christmas.
Speaker 6: That's a kind of like February, March or Easter thing.
Speaker 6: Right now, my daughter's shared bathroom, it's broken, and I
Speaker 6: found a way to a make do until we can
Speaker 6: get it repaired because the part apparently has to come
Speaker 6: from overseas.
Speaker 3: Someone is part of the toilet. The toilet wasn't working
Speaker 3: very well.
Speaker 6: My wife took the mysterious bit off, you know that
Speaker 6: top it's all yeah, you know, then you got all
Speaker 6: the workings and the system and all that. She touched
Speaker 6: something and apparently her worf is not mine. It disintegrated
Speaker 6: in her hands. Such as the power of my wife.
Speaker 6: She can literally change matter. It disintegrated in my hands.
Speaker 6: The powerful he used that power, you know, for good
Speaker 6: or bad, just touched it, just slightly powerful driving that
Speaker 6: car and the car disintegrating in your hands. And so
Speaker 6: the way I've got to work at the moment is
Speaker 6: the cistern is off, so it's a naked open to
Speaker 6: it deconstructed, you know, and it's two cable ties.
Speaker 3: You pull one of them to flush. It looks terrible.
Speaker 3: Not just that we had house set as well.
Speaker 6: We went away and they had to use that bathroom
Speaker 6: and I made a video of showing love nick toilet
Speaker 6: for you while you stay in our house with cable ties.
Speaker 4: But the longer it goes, the easier is to just
Speaker 4: make do with what you got. You got the cable
Speaker 4: tie toilet. That's how we're doing it.
Speaker 3: It's just working very well of them. What do you
Speaker 3: make him do with?
Speaker 4: Over summer, we got a new full length mirror from
Speaker 4: Facebook Marketplace and I measured it perfectly. We sit between
Speaker 4: the window and Bianca's wardrobe, but I didn't account for
Speaker 4: how thick it was going to be, so after I
Speaker 4: hung it, now Bianca's wardrobe door only opens three quarters
Speaker 4: of the it's so she can still technically get in there.
Speaker 3: And get crawling on your side like a snake.
Speaker 4: They're in there, woman, And now that there's been a
Speaker 4: couple of weeks, I just think we're making do with that.
Speaker 4: And that's how her wardrobe works now, all.
Speaker 3: Right, So what are you making do with?
Speaker 6: You can email me today Christian at Christian O'Connell dot
Speaker 6: com dot AU. Tomorrow will be our last day before
Speaker 6: Wednesday show The Longest Serve. We'll be down live from
Speaker 6: the Yarra seeing can you hit a tennis ball over
Speaker 6: the hour? Whoever hits a tennis ball the furtherest Wednesday
Speaker 6: Way to the Australian Open. It's the Big men's Final
Speaker 6: this weekend. Here's some of the aphabetes coming down so fast.
Speaker 10: Introducing the young guns aged eighteen to thirty. My name
Speaker 10: is Aimen aka Redemption because I came dead last in
Speaker 10: my last tennis tournament. Don't forget about the seniors age
Speaker 10: thirty one to sixty.
Speaker 12: It is Dave aka Hotshot because I've got a massive
Speaker 12: four hand.
Speaker 3: My name is John aka Pong because I used to
Speaker 3: play a giant game of pong with my mate.
Speaker 15: Oh, my name's Suzie aka Popeye because I've got a
Speaker 15: massive right arm.
Speaker 13: My name is Rosie and I'm a tennis version. I've
Speaker 13: never hit a tennis ball in my life and this
Speaker 13: is the first time ever.
Speaker 6: Thank you for being.
Speaker 10: And last, but not least, it's the veterans age sixty
Speaker 10: and over.
Speaker 2: My name is Kill aka Cyclops because I'm playing with
Speaker 2: a brand new ie.
Speaker 4: Hi, my name is josh Aka Spaton Spot.
Speaker 7: And I have ten Melbourne Marathons under my belt.
Speaker 13: I'm my name's cam Aka Mojo.
Speaker 3: I've lost my mojo.
Speaker 13: I want to carey on Class twenty five years ago,
Speaker 13: back to back and I just want to get my
Speaker 13: mojo back.
Speaker 6: Last chance to join them on tomorrow's show, Hugging on my.
Speaker 3: Way Call a bra.
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