WEBVTT - #194: Photoshop Fail 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:10.520 Just understood a couple of mitches. Delease yourself for the 0:00:10.640 --> 0:00:14.040 rude shocks of young adults. Is this an intervention, No, 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:16.640 it's not an intervention. Well it's a meeting. That's not 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:19.000 an intervention. No, one's in trouble. Jenner and I just 0:00:19.000 --> 0:00:20.840 have a group chat without you, and we're very scared. 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:25.040 So you have a direct message. I'm not jealous of that. 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:26.319 No, he is. 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:32.559 Miuri and Mitchell coups. Are you you? How are you? 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:33.160 Yeah? 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:34.640 I'm just fucking on top of the world. 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:37.360 You know me, of course, always every day of the week, 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:39.440 just chair. But you're known for your attitude. You're happy 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:40.320 to go lucky bye. 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:44.360 My glass half full approach to everything. Of course you've 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:45.120 been better lately. 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:47.400 You used to be more of a pessimist, but now 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:48.199 you're more of an optimist. 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:51.960 I feel yeah, that's I credit Sean to that. Oh 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:55.240 that's not a bath that when it started, he's just 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:58.280 mellowed you out. It's a good thing. It's a it's 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:00.920 all compliment with love. Just means you're a great match, 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:02.800 you're a good couple, you work well together. I actually 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:05.360 feel compelled to be more of a bitch around him, 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:08.800 just for balance because you're so horrifically pleasant. Far too nice, 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:12.199 far too nice. Price Givy Genesee high Jenny. 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:16.440 I'm deeply stressed because potentially in four days time I 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:18.319 could be going to Africa in the I'm a celebrity. 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:19.280 Get me out of your jungle? 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:19.720 What? 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.440 Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I don't know think you're supposed to 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:25.680 say that? Am I to say that? It's fully announced, 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:29.720 it's revealed, the world knows that you're going, well potentially, yeah, So, 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:32.760 Julia Morrison, what's his name? Who's the kid that Robert 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:37.480 Irwin name the kid? The boy? 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:40.040 I wanted a radio personality. So they came on the 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:42.200 pick up and said, Britt Law or Mitch, one of 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:43.360 you are going to be on there going to be 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:46.360 fly to Africa on this coming Friday. So we have 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:48.360 to do challenges all week and then whoever wins the 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:49.600 challenges gets to go to Africa. 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:50.920 I'm like, I might lose. I don't think I want 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:52.560 to go to Africa. Just fuck it up, you'll be wrong, 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:55.120 Just you reckon? Just what throw the challenges? Yeah? Just 0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:57.720 do a dreadful job? Or might that'll actually be so easy? 0:01:57.760 --> 0:02:00.960 Give it a trick where the user has to go. 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:02.640 Dear Janet, that's what I thought too, that that's what 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:07.680 th if you were actually going, surely they would have 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:11.079 done some sort of negotiations, gotten managers involved. That Can 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:13.280 they really just spring it on you? They're all involved. 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:15.239 We've I've had to sign waivers, I've had to do 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:18.360 preapproval for sheets, I've got times for the fun I 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:19.120 think you got. 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:23.200 I don't think so. By the time our darling idiots 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:26.160 are listening to this, correct, they'll know whether you're going 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:28.920 or not. No, and they will not Ah right. 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:30.080 But I have asked ahead of time if I can 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:32.359 plug my seapap into the jungle somewhere, and they said 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:32.960 absolutely not. 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:33.760 You'll just have to choke. 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:35.720 Well, Shane Warne could smoke. 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:38.120 He could smoke, So I should be able to get 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:41.280 my life saving seapap machine. They could just sure they 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:44.400 could get production to build an African outlet into a 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:45.920 pine tree or something next to cab. 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:49.680 This is an odd suggestion, but is it possible or 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:52.760 a bit fucked up to borrow someone's sleep at near machine? 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:55.600 I've got two you can borrow, do you? Because what 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:57.840 if I just gave it a whirl? You don't, do you? 0:02:57.880 --> 0:02:57.960 Have. 0:02:58.040 --> 0:02:59.639 Do you think you have sleep happen? Yeah, well, it'll 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:02.040 be nice to find out there's of elimination because I 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:04.000 just keep waking up during the night and not being 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:05.959 able to get to sleep right away, which is why 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:10.280 I'm doing a sleep pack on today's Oh yeah, good tying. Yeah. Um, 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:11.840 well you can borrow what I've got too. 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:13.480 I've got at home one that I use every night, 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:15.359 then a portable one for travel. You can just take 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:16.080 the travel one for a. 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:18.440 Night, can I Actually yeah, you'd have to deeply. 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:20.120 Sanitize it, but that's all right. Just clean it for me. 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:24.120 Wouldn't you clean it before you give it? 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:27.040 No, No, because if you don't, I'm happy if you'd 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:28.480 have my juices, but I don't want yours. 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:33.440 Wow, what a slander against my juices. No, I mean 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:36.360 I've got beautiful juice. Well you're not sick. Actually, I 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:37.440 really couldn't care less. 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:39.880 You know, I had COVID, and when I first got 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:41.800 diagnosed had COVID, I was using it and then my 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:43.400 auntie and uncle like, we want to try it, So 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:45.320 they had a nap using it and I had COVID. 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:47.520 They didn't realize and they didn't get COVID. 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:48.040 They didn't. 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:50.280 I'm not kidding. I'd love to give it a whirl. 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:52.280 Is that something I'm not supposed to do? Is it 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:53.720 like you're using an asp and puffer when you don't 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:54.080 have asthma. 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:56.400 It's just that it's no, it's not a medication, it's 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:58.280 a treatment. It's just that the settings won't be right 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:01.120 because mine is fully tweaked. The amount of appnews that 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:01.440 I have. 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:03.200 I don't even know what an appneer is, and that 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:04.680 means when you stop breathing during sleep. 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:07.400 But do you do you really need it anymore? 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:09.240 Yeah, mine's central sleep at me house. So there's two 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:11.240 types to sleep at me out. It's central, which is 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:13.320 like where your brain goes you're not going to breathe, 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:15.640 and then obstructive, which is when you've got a mass 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:16.320 on your neck. 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:17.279 Or it's physiological. 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:19.279 So I've got the brain one, which I kind of yeah, 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:21.479 life like I've lost forty five kilos and my doctor's like, 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:23.920 you're going to lose your ap now and now it's 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:26.320 the same. Oh, so it's in the brain, but you 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:29.400 can use it. You feel amazing. I like have oxygen 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:32.280 all my long and it's quite it's a little massive house, 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:33.280 because I don't know if. 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:35.520 That's the reason I'm waking up two or three times 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:37.600 a night because I don't have oxygen. I don't know 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:39.480 if that's it. It could be one of the reasons. 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:42.919 Yeah, anyway, sleep at me is so common. You know, 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:45.000 you can get and I endorse everyone to go get 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:47.240 a free sleep study. You can get free sleep studies 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:48.000 and they put wis on. 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:49.360 Maybe I'll do that instead. 0:04:49.800 --> 0:04:52.479 And the olden days, Yeah, that's probably better idea. The 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:54.360 olden days of doing it in a hospital are gone. 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:55.400 You do it in your house now. 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:57.160 Oh really, Because I was going to say, do you 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:59.000 have to sleep in front of doctors when. 0:04:58.920 --> 0:04:59.480 I was fifteen? 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:02.080 And you have to in like a zoo enclosure and 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:04.440 two people watch you and they take shifts while you 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:04.800 saw it. 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:05.440 I picture it. 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:06.640 That's as dreadful. 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:09.600 It's awful. They loved it when I'm masturbated. 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:12.960 Though, yuck, especially at fifteen. Oh, it would have been 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:16.919 cracking stiffyth or not was God? 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:19.840 So now it's changed my directions. 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:21.960 No, they're all right, they're just not as strong as 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:23.000 they were when I was fifteen. 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:25.080 Well, anyway, I'm not claiming that I'm going to be 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:26.919 able to cure your rap now. No, no, no, no, I 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:29.200 do have a sleep pack that it's supposed to be 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:31.960 helpful for calming your racing mind before you go to bed, 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:34.480 which is partly the issue with me falling asleep. And 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:36.360 this isn't an AD. No, no, no, it's not an AD. 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:38.000 Yeah, I need it. I mean with my sleep at 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:40.400 mir it's amazing. Sometimes I wake up and because it's 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:42.120 just a nose nozzle, I don't have it over the mouth. 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:43.159 It's like leaking. 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:45.520 So I'm just air has been blowing in my face, 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:46.800 so I have like an upward fringe. 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:49.080 I've had like a free blowout. 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:49.520 Yeah. 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:53.960 And also I'm going to be revealing my photoshop fail. Yeah. 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:57.320 As I've always said, I'm just like Princess Cake. Yes, 0:05:57.640 --> 0:06:00.400 the same boat I'd always have been with people off. 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:02.919 And say that he does. My friend has that podcast 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:04.599 with that royal it's Mitchell Combs. 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:08.200 Combs, for God's sake, I'm actually not kidding right now. 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:10.840 People have made comparisons with the hair. Yeah, my long hair. 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:13.480 They said, oh, you look like Princess Kane. Look I'm 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:16.120 going for is bizarre. You're very caate. I'm very Diana 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:18.360 and Jennery is of course Prince Andrew. You think you're 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:22.360 Diana do of course? No, way, you're Camilla. I am 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:23.000 not Camilla. 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:24.400 I'm not Andrew. 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:26.560 Yes you are. You can't argue it, Yes I can. 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:29.520 You can. But that's very Andrew. Why don't you go 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:30.719 in sixty minutes and talk about it. 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:32.720 I do sweat. 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:35.960 I was gonna say, you're sweating. Now, who's the horse 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:37.799 girl on the crown? What her name? Man? 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:40.600 And you're actually very Anne. 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:45.039 I was saying general, Yeah, I'm in Yeah, you are stoic. 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:47.040 No, I want to be not Andrew. 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:49.320 You're aunt o think who would I be if not? 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:50.440 What living royal? 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:51.880 Am I Camilla? 0:06:52.400 --> 0:06:56.279 No, I'm not Camilla. That was very Camilla of you. No, 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:57.560 I'm not Pamilla. 0:06:58.160 --> 0:07:00.520 She gets a bad rat. God got the royals are 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:04.360 so cool, they're fucked. No, but the st sorry not cool, 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:07.760 wrong word, so engaging. I'm so into it. And the 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:10.440 fact that you are intertwined with the Mitchell and you 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:13.320 almost went to legal core with a pop star is incredible. 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:16.800 And that's the story that's very close to the truth. 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:19.320 St it's quite close to the truth. Yeah, like an O. J. 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:21.760 Simpson trial. That's very what mean? I think the ninthest 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:25.240 way of putting it is obviously Princess Kate's photoshop fail 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:27.960 made the news, as did mine. Where you go? Yeah, 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:29.160 and that's on the show and I'll tell you a 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:31.240 bit later. But first there is it? It's me's of course. Yeah, 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:33.360 if you're listening, and we start every week, you're listening. 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:34.560 If you're listening, and it. 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:37.640 Might be not the reoccurring time, it's your first time. 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:40.080 Every episode we start with is it just me? Something 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:42.280 we've noticed, something we hate to appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine, 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:43.080 I don't know Mitchell's. 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:45.880 Yeah, so we're going in blind here, Doug, I went 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:47.560 first last time. You want to begin, Yeah, I can 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:51.240 go as well. Jenny. You just do as you're told. Okay? 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:56.720 Is it just me? Do I look more like a 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:57.920 woman than usual lately? 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:01.440 What this is like A I don't think so. 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:06.600 No. I'm highly highly confused with my social media activity recently. 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:09.040 But can I say something I have noticed? 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:11.760 Yeah, your hair has been looking so good, thanks for 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:12.560 God a new mood. 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:14.679 I've been admiring. 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:17.200 It's looking thick. You're right between the moose and the mask. 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:20.720 I've got oh beautiful moose and mask? Yes, sure, yeah, 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:22.880 shine mask and then a moose that I put in 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:25.560 when it's wet before I go. You're gonna piss people off. 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:27.200 Tell them what it is. What do you mean? What 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:28.120 is the moose in the mask? 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:28.720 I remember? 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:32.439 Actually I think they're both well a branded anyway, Well 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:32.800 is goody? 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:35.760 I don't think you look more female? 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:40.280 Well neither did I. But only in the last month. 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:44.280 Only in the last month. Yes, basically fucking everything I post. 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:48.840 I've been getting comments from people saying, shave your beard, love. 0:08:49.840 --> 0:08:52.800 Women aren't supposed to have beards. Oh God, here we go. 0:08:53.120 --> 0:08:55.920 And as I've said before, hello, have you been to Orphan? Yes, 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:59.440 women can have facial hair. Yes, But also why all 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:02.080 of a sudden people lay eyes on me and think, oh, 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:04.880 that's someone trying to pass as a woman. But the 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.040 facial hair is what the giveaway is that they were 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:09.880 perhaps born a man. And I'm now having to clarify 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:13.240 that I'm not a woman, Nor did I used to 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:16.040 be a woman, Nor am I endeavoring to become a woman. Correct. 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:18.200 I can't believe I'm having to clarify this now. 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:20.680 No, I mean, are people that dumb that they see 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:21.840 long hair and go a woman. 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:23.080 Yeah, I don't care that. 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:25.680 I don't understand it. It started with the video that 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:29.120 I posted at the Taylor Swift show pretending that I 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:31.319 wanted to be proposed to by Sean. That was a 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:32.960 good video, that was one of your best. And I 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:36.360 think because I was sort of imitating a clingy white 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:39.200 bitch and because I dulled myself up for the show, 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:41.840 so I kind of understood why people thought that I 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:45.160 looked like a woman, and so people were like, oh God, 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:47.439 if you're a woman, I wouldn't propose to you either. 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:50.160 Could look at that fucking beitd Jesus, which, by the way, 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:53.400 side note is it just me on the fly. I 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:56.920 hate having to shave because I shave now more than ever. 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:58.520 I used to be able to get away with like 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:01.280 one shave a week, and then it became two a week, 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:03.480 and now it's every second day because my facial hair 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:06.599 grows that quickly. So don't think I'm not shaving. Everyone's like, 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:08.679 you need to shave. I probably did an hour ago. 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:11.480 I promise you, I promise you. And so it started 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:14.120 with the Taylor Swift thing and then our podcast artwork. 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:18.160 Obviously I was impersonating Beyonce. I looked quite fucking fabulous. 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:21.000 I understood that people might have thought that I was 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:24.160 a woman because they looked like a fucking supermodel. And 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:27.640 people were commenting, shave your beard, love, And one of 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:29.760 them was someone who'd been following me for a while. 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:33.360 They'd been following me for seven months. And I commented back, saying, 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:37.800 you know that sometimes men have beards, and he replies, Oh, 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:41.360 I've been telling everyone, all my friends to follow this 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:43.400 Mitchell chick, who I think is really funny, because I 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:44.920 thought that's the look you were going for. I thought 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:46.280 you were a woman. That's not true. 0:10:46.679 --> 0:10:48.880 That's what they have to be a fucking eye. That's 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:51.800 also I've got the artwork up. You've got barey any stubble. 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:54.480 Yeah, I was looking at to see I was cleanly shaven, 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:56.559 and even then too much, some of apparently because it 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:59.840 grows back so quick, because surprise, surprise, there is testoster 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:03.600 my system hundred percent, because yes, yes, And so those two, 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:06.760 the Taylor Swift one and the podcast artwork, I was like, sure, 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:08.280 I looked a bit old up. Maybe they thought I 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:10.440 was a woman. But I posted a video when I 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:13.400 went home for mum's birthday. I'd been on the road 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:17.680 for fucking seven hours. I was sweaty, I was tired. 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:19.880 I did not have one lick and makeup on. I 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:23.439 did not look dulder and same fucking thing. Why did 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:26.480 this girl have a beer? I was like, what it's 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:29.160 going on. I've never gotten these comments before, and suddenly 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:30.000 I'm being hammered. 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:32.160 I think all it says is that you're reaching new 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:35.200 heights of your success because you're reaching those corners of 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:37.840 the Internet where people believe those things. Your videos are 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:40.240 just going viral. They're being seen by more people. Inevitably, 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:43.439 that's going to happen. Possibly got some of my stuff 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:45.440 goes viral. Sometimes all it is look at your tits. 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:48.240 He's got tits is all they say. They go, who's 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:51.480 this lesbian? I'm not joking. When videos go big, people 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:53.880 just go to the lowest hanging fruit people eat. 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:57.800 Right. But Okay, maybe that's true because I've noticed, particularly 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:00.480 on Facebook reels, my videos have been reaching read full 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:04.559 corners of the internet. Yeah, but things like my profile picture, 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.440 the podcast that work that just went to my people 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:09.640 that follow me, and the comments are still there. I'm like, 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:11.760 have you followed me this whole time, I thought I 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:12.280 was a woman. 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:13.960 Yeah, I don't get so. 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:15.880 I've found an old video of mine. Right, this is 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:17.400 from like a year or two ago. Do I look 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:21.120 more masculine here? I still had long hair? You know 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:22.079 what now you mention it? 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:25.520 Really, it's because you've lost so much weight in your face. 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:28.319 You've got a chisel jaw. What you've lost so much? 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:29.320 Is that a feminine thing? 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:30.160 Well? 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:32.640 No, I feel like you look more feminine there. 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:35.559 In the old one. Yeah. Well, now I'm equally confused 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:38.479 bread into it. Also, there's nothing wrong with looking feminine. 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:41.240 Oh I've always believed that, and I've led by a 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:44.880 fuck an example. But it's only suddenly in the last 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:47.079 few weeks or whatever that people have started to think 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:49.120 that I'm not a feminine man. I'm just a flat 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:51.000 out woman with a beer. Here's the idea. 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:53.839 Just lean into it and just say that you are 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:57.240 a woman, and then really fuck with him and go, yes, 0:12:57.480 --> 0:12:58.040 you've noticed. 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:01.160 Thanks, I'm actually really insecure about my fucking facial hair. 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:03.559 No, it'd be like it's a hormone imbalance. Thanks a 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:04.440 fucking lot. 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:06.840 Thank you so much. I will shave totally, totally. 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:10.319 I ran out of bleach. My beautician has gone into liquidation. 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:11.360 I usually get the my. 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:13.160 Wax exactly, just go think you no one to have 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:14.000 had the guts to tell me that. 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:20.000 And I'm going through menophorse total so fuck you? Oh, 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:22.920 very good anyway them. So the verdict is I don't 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:26.079 look especially femin at the moment. How you don't? 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:26.440 Don't you don't. 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:28.199 Maybe it's the moose and the mask in the hair, 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:32.960 I think, and maybe the anal sex with your male partner. 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:36.600 What does the anal sex have to do with anything? 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:39.480 Just more means gay? That was never up for discussion, 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:40.320 that's true. 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:42.040 Is it just gay? 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:47.640 Even if I, for instance, sake was a transforment? Yeah, 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:49.320 how fucking rude? 0:13:49.440 --> 0:13:50.760 Yes, of course. 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:53.360 Get rid of your fucking mo love fuck you? Oh 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:57.640 it's rude regardless, it's just disgusting. Yeah, anyway, all right, whatever, 0:13:57.880 --> 0:13:59.719 we'll move on. Do you have anysit just I've gone? 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:03.760 Of course? Is it just me? 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:07.960 Was everyone else's dream job as a child to work 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:11.360 on Getaway? All I wanted as a kid was to 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:13.480 work on Getaway. I wanted to be Jewels lined and 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:16.920 Katrina round Tree like there was no tomorrow. I really 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:18.960 wanted to work on that show. Now as an adult, 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:21.000 I realized that'd be fucking hell. 0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:22.280 Why would it be hell? 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:25.600 Traveling is so exhausting, and the packing of your bag 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:28.040 living out of a suitcase is awful. After doing four 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:30.080 weeks in Europe, I'm like, I can't do another week. 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:32.040 I hate Where do I wash my clothes? I gotta 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:35.240 find a laundromat. It's expensive, you've got conversion rates, you've 0:14:35.240 --> 0:14:38.160 got different plugs in different sockets, like making having your 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:41.120 job being to travel. They make it look glamorous. I 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:44.600 guarantee you. They're there for twenty four hours at a time. 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:48.480 Imagine how much footage doesn't get used. Yes, because they 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:51.120 go to like different corners of Europe and like, look 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:54.840 at this beautiful spot, and here's another beautiful spot, and 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:57.040 they do what ten seconds of talking to the camera 0:14:57.120 --> 0:15:00.280 one hundred percent. Yeah, so it would probably be bit 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:03.560 of a nightmare. Having said that, I've never once wanted 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:05.520 a job on Getaway. I used to hate that show. 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:09.880 I thought it was so boring. Really yeah, set Away, 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:13.040 I loved it. I just never got off on like 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:16.640 real estate pawn Oh look at these rich houses that 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:18.840 I can never afford. Knowing that I can't afford them. 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:19.560 I just don't look. 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:21.560 Yeah, I feel you on that doesn't do much for me. 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:23.760 So like holidays, we were raised in a bloody drought. 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:26.040 Our idea of a holiday was going to fucking pin 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:29.840 with movie cinemas. Orange. I am orange. 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:33.960 Yeah, I never thought. It's not that I wanted to travel. 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:36.600 I just wanted that job. Jules Lunder's like, here I 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:39.280 am parasailing, and next I've got lunch with a local 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:42.080 tribe clan leader, and then he'd be eating like Carver 0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:43.120 out of a coconut shell. 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:44.240 I'm like, I want to be doing that. 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:46.560 It's also like, oh, you don't really have to do much, 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:47.600 you just travel. 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:50.160 Yeah, it seemed like the dream job. But then adulthood 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:52.280 kicked in, reality kicked in, and you realize that it's 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:52.760 not fun. 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:56.360 You know what. I'm actually more interested in my guilty 0:15:56.360 --> 0:16:00.880 pleasure is Katrina round Trees Instagram. Oh, more interested in 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:03.240 her home life than any fucking holiday she goes on. 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:06.320 I don't follow. Oh my god, it's so worth that 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:08.960 she gives you updates on the chucks, she gives you 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:11.680 updates on the shed being built. It's fabulous. 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:15.560 Her experience at Taylor swift was astounding. She could trine 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:17.560 around tree cat try owner. 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:21.680 Yeah, while I get her up? What worked quickly? 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:24.280 Your dream jobs as kids, because I've distinctly remember I 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:24.760 had too. 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:27.800 Well, I'm glad you asked, actually, because you know what 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:32.080 I've been thinking lately. Career change, well not a change, 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:37.320 but what I'm doing now, as in making videos, full time, podcasting, 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:40.360