Speaker 1: Just understood a couple of mitches. Delease yourself for the
Speaker 1: rude shocks of young adults. Is this an intervention, No,
Speaker 1: it's not an intervention. Well it's a meeting. That's not
Speaker 1: an intervention. No, one's in trouble. Jenner and I just
Speaker 1: have a group chat without you, and we're very scared.
Speaker 1: So you have a direct message. I'm not jealous of that.
Speaker 2: No, he is.
Speaker 1: Miuri and Mitchell coups. Are you you? How are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm just fucking on top of the world.
Speaker 4: You know me, of course, always every day of the week,
Speaker 4: just chair. But you're known for your attitude. You're happy
Speaker 4: to go lucky bye.
Speaker 1: My glass half full approach to everything. Of course you've
Speaker 1: been better lately.
Speaker 4: You used to be more of a pessimist, but now
Speaker 4: you're more of an optimist.
Speaker 1: I feel yeah, that's I credit Sean to that. Oh
Speaker 1: that's not a bath that when it started, he's just
Speaker 1: mellowed you out. It's a good thing. It's a it's
Speaker 1: all compliment with love. Just means you're a great match,
Speaker 1: you're a good couple, you work well together. I actually
Speaker 1: feel compelled to be more of a bitch around him,
Speaker 1: just for balance because you're so horrifically pleasant. Far too nice,
Speaker 1: far too nice. Price Givy Genesee high Jenny.
Speaker 4: I'm deeply stressed because potentially in four days time I
Speaker 4: could be going to Africa in the I'm a celebrity.
Speaker 1: Get me out of your jungle?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I don't know think you're supposed to
Speaker 1: say that? Am I to say that? It's fully announced,
Speaker 1: it's revealed, the world knows that you're going, well potentially, yeah, So,
Speaker 1: Julia Morrison, what's his name? Who's the kid that Robert
Speaker 1: Irwin name the kid? The boy?
Speaker 4: I wanted a radio personality. So they came on the
Speaker 4: pick up and said, Britt Law or Mitch, one of
Speaker 4: you are going to be on there going to be
Speaker 4: fly to Africa on this coming Friday. So we have
Speaker 4: to do challenges all week and then whoever wins the
Speaker 4: challenges gets to go to Africa.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I might lose. I don't think I want
Speaker 1: to go to Africa. Just fuck it up, you'll be wrong,
Speaker 1: Just you reckon? Just what throw the challenges? Yeah? Just
Speaker 1: do a dreadful job? Or might that'll actually be so easy?
Speaker 5: Give it a trick where the user has to go.
Speaker 1: Dear Janet, that's what I thought too, that that's what
Speaker 1: th if you were actually going, surely they would have
Speaker 1: done some sort of negotiations, gotten managers involved. That Can
Speaker 1: they really just spring it on you? They're all involved.
Speaker 4: We've I've had to sign waivers, I've had to do
Speaker 4: preapproval for sheets, I've got times for the fun I
Speaker 4: think you got.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. By the time our darling idiots
Speaker 1: are listening to this, correct, they'll know whether you're going
Speaker 1: or not. No, and they will not Ah right.
Speaker 4: But I have asked ahead of time if I can
Speaker 4: plug my seapap into the jungle somewhere, and they said
Speaker 4: absolutely not.
Speaker 1: You'll just have to choke.
Speaker 5: Well, Shane Warne could smoke.
Speaker 4: He could smoke, So I should be able to get
Speaker 4: my life saving seapap machine. They could just sure they
Speaker 4: could get production to build an African outlet into a
Speaker 4: pine tree or something next to cab.
Speaker 1: This is an odd suggestion, but is it possible or
Speaker 1: a bit fucked up to borrow someone's sleep at near machine?
Speaker 1: I've got two you can borrow, do you? Because what
Speaker 1: if I just gave it a whirl? You don't, do you?
Speaker 4: Have.
Speaker 1: Do you think you have sleep happen? Yeah, well, it'll
Speaker 1: be nice to find out there's of elimination because I
Speaker 1: just keep waking up during the night and not being
Speaker 1: able to get to sleep right away, which is why
Speaker 1: I'm doing a sleep pack on today's Oh yeah, good tying. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: well you can borrow what I've got too.
Speaker 4: I've got at home one that I use every night,
Speaker 4: then a portable one for travel. You can just take
Speaker 4: the travel one for a.
Speaker 1: Night, can I Actually yeah, you'd have to deeply.
Speaker 4: Sanitize it, but that's all right. Just clean it for me.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you clean it before you give it?
Speaker 4: No, No, because if you don't, I'm happy if you'd
Speaker 4: have my juices, but I don't want yours.
Speaker 1: Wow, what a slander against my juices. No, I mean
Speaker 1: I've got beautiful juice. Well you're not sick. Actually, I
Speaker 1: really couldn't care less.
Speaker 4: You know, I had COVID, and when I first got
Speaker 4: diagnosed had COVID, I was using it and then my
Speaker 4: auntie and uncle like, we want to try it, So
Speaker 4: they had a nap using it and I had COVID.
Speaker 4: They didn't realize and they didn't get COVID.
Speaker 5: They didn't.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I'd love to give it a whirl.
Speaker 1: Is that something I'm not supposed to do? Is it
Speaker 1: like you're using an asp and puffer when you don't
Speaker 1: have asthma.
Speaker 4: It's just that it's no, it's not a medication, it's
Speaker 4: a treatment. It's just that the settings won't be right
Speaker 4: because mine is fully tweaked. The amount of appnews that
Speaker 4: I have.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what an appneer is, and that
Speaker 1: means when you stop breathing during sleep.
Speaker 5: But do you do you really need it anymore?
Speaker 4: Yeah, mine's central sleep at me house. So there's two
Speaker 4: types to sleep at me out. It's central, which is
Speaker 4: like where your brain goes you're not going to breathe,
Speaker 4: and then obstructive, which is when you've got a mass
Speaker 4: on your neck.
Speaker 1: Or it's physiological.
Speaker 4: So I've got the brain one, which I kind of yeah,
Speaker 4: life like I've lost forty five kilos and my doctor's like,
Speaker 4: you're going to lose your ap now and now it's
Speaker 4: the same. Oh, so it's in the brain, but you
Speaker 4: can use it. You feel amazing. I like have oxygen
Speaker 4: all my long and it's quite it's a little massive house,
Speaker 4: because I don't know if.
Speaker 1: That's the reason I'm waking up two or three times
Speaker 1: a night because I don't have oxygen. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's it. It could be one of the reasons.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, sleep at me is so common. You know,
Speaker 4: you can get and I endorse everyone to go get
Speaker 4: a free sleep study. You can get free sleep studies
Speaker 4: and they put wis on.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll do that instead.
Speaker 4: And the olden days, Yeah, that's probably better idea. The
Speaker 4: olden days of doing it in a hospital are gone.
Speaker 4: You do it in your house now.
Speaker 6: Oh really, Because I was going to say, do you
Speaker 6: have to sleep in front of doctors when.
Speaker 1: I was fifteen?
Speaker 4: And you have to in like a zoo enclosure and
Speaker 4: two people watch you and they take shifts while you
Speaker 4: saw it.
Speaker 5: I picture it.
Speaker 1: That's as dreadful.
Speaker 4: It's awful. They loved it when I'm masturbated.
Speaker 1: Though, yuck, especially at fifteen. Oh, it would have been
Speaker 1: cracking stiffyth or not was God?
Speaker 5: So now it's changed my directions.
Speaker 4: No, they're all right, they're just not as strong as
Speaker 4: they were when I was fifteen.
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, I'm not claiming that I'm going to be
Speaker 1: able to cure your rap now. No, no, no, no, I
Speaker 1: do have a sleep pack that it's supposed to be
Speaker 1: helpful for calming your racing mind before you go to bed,
Speaker 1: which is partly the issue with me falling asleep. And
Speaker 1: this isn't an AD. No, no, no, it's not an AD.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need it. I mean with my sleep at
Speaker 4: mir it's amazing. Sometimes I wake up and because it's
Speaker 4: just a nose nozzle, I don't have it over the mouth.
Speaker 1: It's like leaking.
Speaker 4: So I'm just air has been blowing in my face,
Speaker 4: so I have like an upward fringe.
Speaker 1: I've had like a free blowout.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also I'm going to be revealing my photoshop fail. Yeah.
Speaker 1: As I've always said, I'm just like Princess Cake. Yes,
Speaker 1: the same boat I'd always have been with people off.
Speaker 4: And say that he does. My friend has that podcast
Speaker 4: with that royal it's Mitchell Combs.
Speaker 1: Combs, for God's sake, I'm actually not kidding right now.
Speaker 1: People have made comparisons with the hair. Yeah, my long hair.
Speaker 1: They said, oh, you look like Princess Kane. Look I'm
Speaker 1: going for is bizarre. You're very caate. I'm very Diana
Speaker 1: and Jennery is of course Prince Andrew. You think you're
Speaker 1: Diana do of course? No, way, you're Camilla. I am
Speaker 1: not Camilla.
Speaker 5: I'm not Andrew.
Speaker 1: Yes you are. You can't argue it, Yes I can.
Speaker 1: You can. But that's very Andrew. Why don't you go
Speaker 1: in sixty minutes and talk about it.
Speaker 5: I do sweat.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you're sweating. Now, who's the horse
Speaker 1: girl on the crown? What her name? Man?
Speaker 4: And you're actually very Anne.
Speaker 1: I was saying general, Yeah, I'm in Yeah, you are stoic.
Speaker 5: No, I want to be not Andrew.
Speaker 1: You're aunt o think who would I be if not?
Speaker 1: What living royal?
Speaker 5: Am I Camilla?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not Camilla. That was very Camilla of you. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not Pamilla.
Speaker 4: She gets a bad rat. God got the royals are
Speaker 4: so cool, they're fucked. No, but the st sorry not cool,
Speaker 4: wrong word, so engaging. I'm so into it. And the
Speaker 4: fact that you are intertwined with the Mitchell and you
Speaker 4: almost went to legal core with a pop star is incredible.
Speaker 1: And that's the story that's very close to the truth.
Speaker 1: St it's quite close to the truth. Yeah, like an O. J.
Speaker 1: Simpson trial. That's very what mean? I think the ninthest
Speaker 1: way of putting it is obviously Princess Kate's photoshop fail
Speaker 1: made the news, as did mine. Where you go? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's on the show and I'll tell you a
Speaker 1: bit later. But first there is it? It's me's of course. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, and we start every week, you're listening.
Speaker 1: If you're listening, and it.
Speaker 4: Might be not the reoccurring time, it's your first time.
Speaker 4: Every episode we start with is it just me? Something
Speaker 4: we've noticed, something we hate to appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine,
Speaker 4: I don't know Mitchell's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're going in blind here, Doug, I went
Speaker 1: first last time. You want to begin, Yeah, I can
Speaker 1: go as well. Jenny. You just do as you're told. Okay?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Do I look more like a
Speaker 1: woman than usual lately?
Speaker 5: What this is like A I don't think so.
Speaker 1: No. I'm highly highly confused with my social media activity recently.
Speaker 5: But can I say something I have noticed?
Speaker 1: Yeah, your hair has been looking so good, thanks for
Speaker 1: God a new mood.
Speaker 5: I've been admiring.
Speaker 1: It's looking thick. You're right between the moose and the mask.
Speaker 1: I've got oh beautiful moose and mask? Yes, sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: shine mask and then a moose that I put in
Speaker 1: when it's wet before I go. You're gonna piss people off.
Speaker 1: Tell them what it is. What do you mean? What
Speaker 1: is the moose in the mask?
Speaker 2: I remember?
Speaker 1: Actually I think they're both well a branded anyway, Well
Speaker 1: is goody?
Speaker 5: I don't think you look more female?
Speaker 1: Well neither did I. But only in the last month.
Speaker 1: Only in the last month. Yes, basically fucking everything I post.
Speaker 1: I've been getting comments from people saying, shave your beard, love.
Speaker 1: Women aren't supposed to have beards. Oh God, here we go.
Speaker 1: And as I've said before, hello, have you been to Orphan? Yes,
Speaker 1: women can have facial hair. Yes, But also why all
Speaker 1: of a sudden people lay eyes on me and think, oh,
Speaker 1: that's someone trying to pass as a woman. But the
Speaker 1: facial hair is what the giveaway is that they were
Speaker 1: perhaps born a man. And I'm now having to clarify
Speaker 1: that I'm not a woman, Nor did I used to
Speaker 1: be a woman, Nor am I endeavoring to become a woman. Correct.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm having to clarify this now.
Speaker 4: No, I mean, are people that dumb that they see
Speaker 4: long hair and go a woman.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't care that.
Speaker 1: I don't understand it. It started with the video that
Speaker 1: I posted at the Taylor Swift show pretending that I
Speaker 1: wanted to be proposed to by Sean. That was a
Speaker 1: good video, that was one of your best. And I
Speaker 1: think because I was sort of imitating a clingy white
Speaker 1: bitch and because I dulled myself up for the show,
Speaker 1: so I kind of understood why people thought that I
Speaker 1: looked like a woman, and so people were like, oh God,
Speaker 1: if you're a woman, I wouldn't propose to you either.
Speaker 1: Could look at that fucking beitd Jesus, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: side note is it just me on the fly. I
Speaker 1: hate having to shave because I shave now more than ever.
Speaker 1: I used to be able to get away with like
Speaker 1: one shave a week, and then it became two a week,
Speaker 1: and now it's every second day because my facial hair
Speaker 1: grows that quickly. So don't think I'm not shaving. Everyone's like,
Speaker 1: you need to shave. I probably did an hour ago.
Speaker 1: I promise you, I promise you. And so it started
Speaker 1: with the Taylor Swift thing and then our podcast artwork.
Speaker 1: Obviously I was impersonating Beyonce. I looked quite fucking fabulous.
Speaker 1: I understood that people might have thought that I was
Speaker 1: a woman because they looked like a fucking supermodel. And
Speaker 1: people were commenting, shave your beard, love, And one of
Speaker 1: them was someone who'd been following me for a while.
Speaker 1: They'd been following me for seven months. And I commented back, saying,
Speaker 1: you know that sometimes men have beards, and he replies, Oh,
Speaker 1: I've been telling everyone, all my friends to follow this
Speaker 1: Mitchell chick, who I think is really funny, because I
Speaker 1: thought that's the look you were going for. I thought
Speaker 1: you were a woman. That's not true.
Speaker 4: That's what they have to be a fucking eye. That's
Speaker 4: also I've got the artwork up. You've got barey any stubble.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was looking at to see I was cleanly shaven,
Speaker 1: and even then too much, some of apparently because it
Speaker 1: grows back so quick, because surprise, surprise, there is testoster
Speaker 1: my system hundred percent, because yes, yes, And so those two,
Speaker 1: the Taylor Swift one and the podcast artwork, I was like, sure,
Speaker 1: I looked a bit old up. Maybe they thought I
Speaker 1: was a woman. But I posted a video when I
Speaker 1: went home for mum's birthday. I'd been on the road
Speaker 1: for fucking seven hours. I was sweaty, I was tired.
Speaker 1: I did not have one lick and makeup on. I
Speaker 1: did not look dulder and same fucking thing. Why did
Speaker 1: this girl have a beer? I was like, what it's
Speaker 1: going on. I've never gotten these comments before, and suddenly
Speaker 1: I'm being hammered.
Speaker 4: I think all it says is that you're reaching new
Speaker 4: heights of your success because you're reaching those corners of
Speaker 4: the Internet where people believe those things. Your videos are
Speaker 4: just going viral. They're being seen by more people. Inevitably,
Speaker 4: that's going to happen. Possibly got some of my stuff
Speaker 4: goes viral. Sometimes all it is look at your tits.
Speaker 4: He's got tits is all they say. They go, who's
Speaker 4: this lesbian? I'm not joking. When videos go big, people
Speaker 4: just go to the lowest hanging fruit people eat.
Speaker 1: Right. But Okay, maybe that's true because I've noticed, particularly
Speaker 1: on Facebook reels, my videos have been reaching read full
Speaker 1: corners of the internet. Yeah, but things like my profile picture,
Speaker 1: the podcast that work that just went to my people
Speaker 1: that follow me, and the comments are still there. I'm like,
Speaker 1: have you followed me this whole time, I thought I
Speaker 1: was a woman.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't get so.
Speaker 1: I've found an old video of mine. Right, this is
Speaker 1: from like a year or two ago. Do I look
Speaker 1: more masculine here? I still had long hair? You know
Speaker 1: what now you mention it?
Speaker 4: Really, it's because you've lost so much weight in your face.
Speaker 4: You've got a chisel jaw. What you've lost so much?
Speaker 1: Is that a feminine thing?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 5: No, I feel like you look more feminine there.
Speaker 1: In the old one. Yeah. Well, now I'm equally confused
Speaker 1: bread into it. Also, there's nothing wrong with looking feminine.
Speaker 1: Oh I've always believed that, and I've led by a
Speaker 1: fuck an example. But it's only suddenly in the last
Speaker 1: few weeks or whatever that people have started to think
Speaker 1: that I'm not a feminine man. I'm just a flat
Speaker 1: out woman with a beer. Here's the idea.
Speaker 4: Just lean into it and just say that you are
Speaker 4: a woman, and then really fuck with him and go, yes,
Speaker 4: you've noticed.
Speaker 1: Thanks, I'm actually really insecure about my fucking facial hair.
Speaker 4: No, it'd be like it's a hormone imbalance. Thanks a
Speaker 4: fucking lot.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much. I will shave totally, totally.
Speaker 1: I ran out of bleach. My beautician has gone into liquidation.
Speaker 1: I usually get the my.
Speaker 4: Wax exactly, just go think you no one to have
Speaker 4: had the guts to tell me that.
Speaker 1: And I'm going through menophorse total so fuck you? Oh,
Speaker 1: very good anyway them. So the verdict is I don't
Speaker 1: look especially femin at the moment. How you don't?
Speaker 5: Don't you don't.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's the moose and the mask in the hair,
Speaker 4: I think, and maybe the anal sex with your male partner.
Speaker 1: What does the anal sex have to do with anything?
Speaker 1: Just more means gay? That was never up for discussion,
Speaker 1: that's true.
Speaker 5: Is it just gay?
Speaker 1: Even if I, for instance, sake was a transforment? Yeah,
Speaker 1: how fucking rude?
Speaker 5: Yes, of course.
Speaker 1: Get rid of your fucking mo love fuck you? Oh
Speaker 1: it's rude regardless, it's just disgusting. Yeah, anyway, all right, whatever,
Speaker 1: we'll move on. Do you have anysit just I've gone?
Speaker 1: Of course? Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Was everyone else's dream job as a child to work
Speaker 4: on Getaway? All I wanted as a kid was to
Speaker 4: work on Getaway. I wanted to be Jewels lined and
Speaker 4: Katrina round Tree like there was no tomorrow. I really
Speaker 4: wanted to work on that show. Now as an adult,
Speaker 4: I realized that'd be fucking hell.
Speaker 1: Why would it be hell?
Speaker 4: Traveling is so exhausting, and the packing of your bag
Speaker 4: living out of a suitcase is awful. After doing four
Speaker 4: weeks in Europe, I'm like, I can't do another week.
Speaker 4: I hate Where do I wash my clothes? I gotta
Speaker 4: find a laundromat. It's expensive, you've got conversion rates, you've
Speaker 4: got different plugs in different sockets, like making having your
Speaker 4: job being to travel. They make it look glamorous. I
Speaker 4: guarantee you. They're there for twenty four hours at a time.
Speaker 1: Imagine how much footage doesn't get used. Yes, because they
Speaker 1: go to like different corners of Europe and like, look
Speaker 1: at this beautiful spot, and here's another beautiful spot, and
Speaker 1: they do what ten seconds of talking to the camera
Speaker 1: one hundred percent. Yeah, so it would probably be bit
Speaker 1: of a nightmare. Having said that, I've never once wanted
Speaker 1: a job on Getaway. I used to hate that show.
Speaker 1: I thought it was so boring. Really yeah, set Away,
Speaker 1: I loved it. I just never got off on like
Speaker 1: real estate pawn Oh look at these rich houses that
Speaker 1: I can never afford. Knowing that I can't afford them.
Speaker 1: I just don't look.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel you on that doesn't do much for me.
Speaker 1: So like holidays, we were raised in a bloody drought.
Speaker 1: Our idea of a holiday was going to fucking pin
Speaker 1: with movie cinemas. Orange. I am orange.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I never thought. It's not that I wanted to travel.
Speaker 4: I just wanted that job. Jules Lunder's like, here I
Speaker 4: am parasailing, and next I've got lunch with a local
Speaker 4: tribe clan leader, and then he'd be eating like Carver
Speaker 4: out of a coconut shell.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want to be doing that.
Speaker 5: It's also like, oh, you don't really have to do much,
Speaker 5: you just travel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it seemed like the dream job. But then adulthood
Speaker 4: kicked in, reality kicked in, and you realize that it's
Speaker 4: not fun.
Speaker 1: You know what. I'm actually more interested in my guilty
Speaker 1: pleasure is Katrina round Trees Instagram. Oh, more interested in
Speaker 1: her home life than any fucking holiday she goes on.
Speaker 1: I don't follow. Oh my god, it's so worth that
Speaker 1: she gives you updates on the chucks, she gives you
Speaker 1: updates on the shed being built. It's fabulous.
Speaker 6: Her experience at Taylor swift was astounding. She could trine
Speaker 6: around tree cat try owner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, while I get her up? What worked quickly?
Speaker 4: Your dream jobs as kids, because I've distinctly remember I
Speaker 4: had too.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you asked, actually, because you know what
Speaker 1: I've been thinking lately. Career change, well not a change,
Speaker 1: but what I'm doing now, as in making videos, full time, podcasting,
Speaker 1: full time. Essentially, I feel like I enjoyed it more
Speaker 1: when it was a side hustle. Yes, And so I've
Speaker 1: been thinking of getting an actual job right so that
Speaker 1: I enjoy all the creative stuff more as a project. Yes. Yes.
Speaker 1: And so when I was a kid, I wanted to
Speaker 1: be a hairdresser, and I'm like, I might fucking go
Speaker 1: to tape.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can see you as a hairdressing.
Speaker 1: The only thing is that I don't want to do
Speaker 1: it full time. I'm like, I'll do every second Tuesday
Speaker 1: or something, do it. I can't commit a part time
Speaker 1: hairdressing it once a month? Yeah? Maybe? God is that funny.
Speaker 1: I'm the opposite.
Speaker 4: I've been thinking I've never actually had a period since
Speaker 4: I was eighteen where I haven't worked full time, and
Speaker 4: I'm twenty eight. Kill did not work and just do
Speaker 4: the podcast. I want to swap join a hit award
Speaker 4: winning radio two radio shows.
Speaker 1: I'd rather hit my own shit, I honestly, because it
Speaker 1: drains you, doesn't it. When you're expected to do these
Speaker 1: things that you used to love so much full time?
Speaker 1: It takes the fun out of it. I still love it,
Speaker 1: but I know what you mean.
Speaker 6: Yes, I remember even when I was younger, it used
Speaker 6: to make all those fan videos and stuff. Yes, in
Speaker 6: my own time. Now, I couldn't think of anything worse.
Speaker 1: You're like, son of a bitch. If I have to
Speaker 1: look at Premiere proper, one more thing.
Speaker 4: Totally, But even this, I'm like, God, I've got to
Speaker 4: come in. I've got to do more talking. I don't
Speaker 4: want to talk. Last thing I want to do is talk.
Speaker 4: I think I talk more in a week. Have I
Speaker 4: said this on the show than a Pilgrim woman would
Speaker 4: ever talk in her entire fucking life.
Speaker 5: It's true.
Speaker 4: Now, I don't could Trina around trees. Not how I'm
Speaker 4: thinking about. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: It's who I'm thinking about? Going to her Instagram? No
Speaker 1: I am, but who am I thinking about? It's hard
Speaker 1: to say, really, She's I think it's better homes and gardens.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, the one with the huge knocker.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, yes, Jo, I think it's j.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, we love her. She's the one that blasted
Speaker 1: the Olympics like that with shit nice. Was she an Olympian?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did she laughs the Olympic? She was doing the Olympics
Speaker 1: coverage and she basically said that was rubbish with the
Speaker 1: opening ceremony or something for the comble game? What did
Speaker 1: she host.
Speaker 5: Better homes than gardens?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That is that? What she could join a grig's hosted.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking. Okay, but here's Katrina round Trees.
Speaker 1: Look at her. Isn't she just angelic? No, she's got sheep.
Speaker 1: They're the shit the sheep. It's just so funny that
Speaker 1: she's so dulled up looking TV ready and she's rough
Speaker 1: on in the shear and shit, I love her. It's
Speaker 1: worth a follow, Cheery do it?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll give her a phlock. Can I just say
Speaker 4: a game that I reckon we should play on the show.
Speaker 4: At one point, when you go to an Instagram account,
Speaker 4: it says related accounts, I think we should play a
Speaker 4: game where related to me? Well, that's my point. We
Speaker 4: try to find someone like we try to find Mitchell
Speaker 4: in the related.
Speaker 1: To go to mine. Go to the bottom where it
Speaker 1: says related accounts.
Speaker 5: Oh all right, West.
Speaker 1: Barber Triple j fuck off?
Speaker 4: How insulting the Prime Minister of Australia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with thick as Thieves and album and I call
Speaker 1: him ant.
Speaker 5: I love how Mitch isn't on there.
Speaker 1: Wow, Instagram is trying to split us up.
Speaker 5: Oh can you see mine? I bet you're online?
Speaker 1: What are you?
Speaker 5: Jenna under score Benson?
Speaker 4: Here we get related accounts off in my lat oh chart.
Speaker 1: You're listening to?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude Shocks of Young adulthood? Okay, you guys ready
Speaker 1: for a nap?
Speaker 4: Potentially you've brought us hacks in the past and haven't worked. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you've tried to make me fall asleep on the show before,
Speaker 4: which makes me think you want to just do weird things.
Speaker 1: You made me lie back in the chair. I remember
Speaker 1: that was the the phone that was meant to replicate
Speaker 1: an acid trip. Because the phone torch just flashes in
Speaker 1: your eyes. I still stand by that. It's called illuminate.
Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, it didn't work for me. I
Speaker 1: think it did, didn't it? You said that you had hallucination.
Speaker 1: I say, thanks to hurry this up. Ah he does.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember what you claimed that you hallucinated.
Speaker 1: I think you said you saw a giant praying mantis
Speaker 1: or something. Oh I really did.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't make that up. No, I just don't
Speaker 4: think I can't.
Speaker 1: So my hacks do work. Take that back. Sorry, what's
Speaker 1: your new hack? Because I'm ready. So I've been struggling
Speaker 1: to fall asleep recently. I'll do everything right. I'll try
Speaker 1: and have an hour of screen free time. I say
Speaker 1: you should do that. I'll take a sleep supplement, only vitamins.
Speaker 1: I'll pop the fucking diffuse it on with some lavender oil.
Speaker 1: I'll put the eye mask on. I'll go to bed,
Speaker 1: and then my mind's raising a million miles an hour.
Speaker 1: I can't get to sleep, I can't get comfortable, and
Speaker 1: then when I eventually do get to sleep, sometimes it
Speaker 1: can take two hours. Yeah, that's not good. And even
Speaker 1: when I'm asleep, I usually wake up two or three
Speaker 1: times a night, and I'm like, fuck me, I just
Speaker 1: want to sleep through the night and wake up feeling refreshed.
Speaker 1: I genuinely can't remember the last time I did that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the last time I slept all the way through the
Speaker 1: night was because I was so fucking hungover, like I'd
Speaker 1: had that much a drink. And I'm like, I am
Speaker 1: trying to do the healthy thing here. I shouldn't have
Speaker 1: to write myself off every night just to sleep through
Speaker 1: the night.
Speaker 4: No, definitely not. You should go to the doctor, not
Speaker 4: talk to Jenna and I. But I think we can
Speaker 4: help in this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, think the next get a sleep test. Sleep doctors exist.
Speaker 1: They're amazing. Yeah, okay, I actually I'm genuinely thinking about that. Now.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to I gave you my therapist, I'll
Speaker 1: give you my sleep doctor. They'll work. Wonders, how far
Speaker 1: do I have to travel? No, Randwick, Oh sweet about
Speaker 1: it all. I travel to see them because they're that good.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, I'm not kidding. I'll get those details off you.
Speaker 1: But you know how TikTok has a way of reading
Speaker 1: your mind. I didn't search sleep hacks, and there's this
Speaker 1: one that comes up and says, if you're struggling to
Speaker 1: file asleep and you have ADHD, this trick might work.
Speaker 1: And I was like, fuck me, you've got my attention. Yea,
Speaker 1: keep going late okay, so what do you do? Well,
Speaker 1: I want to try it on you. I'm not said
Speaker 1: you have to fall asleep right here, right now, but
Speaker 1: maybe you can just tell me, oh, yeah, this is working.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to not off.
Speaker 4: Okay, well I used to struggle falling asleep. Now I
Speaker 4: fall asleep in five minutes flat. As of age.
Speaker 1: I'm good with myself, just naturally. Yeah. I take no supplements,
Speaker 1: so frucrating lucky, I'm lucky. Yeah. Anyway, So basically how
Speaker 1: it works is it's kind of like counting sheep vibes.
Speaker 1: So let's just say you've gone to bed, your mind's racing,
Speaker 1: and you know, you get a bit frustrated with yourself, like, oh,
Speaker 1: just stop thinking. Stop thinking, yes all the time. This method.
Speaker 1: Rather than putting pressure on yourself to stop thinking, you
Speaker 1: just channel your thoughts into something that's frankly quite boring.
Speaker 1: Here's how it works. Okay, pick a category. Let's say, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know fruits and vegetables, uh huh, yep, boring.
Speaker 1: And then, rather than trying to switch your thoughts off,
Speaker 1: you just use your thoughts to go through the alphabet
Speaker 1: from ABC onwards and pick a fruit or vegetable. So,
Speaker 1: for example, you might be sitting there going apple, banana, carrot,
Speaker 1: whatever it is, and eventually you're supposed to just get
Speaker 1: so fucking bored that you not off. So sort of
Speaker 1: calm your brain. But it doesn't put any pressure on
Speaker 1: yourself to switch off your thoughts. You're actually just using
Speaker 1: your thought.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, maybe you could play odd episodes of trash
Speaker 4: Alley because that'd bore me to pieces and I'd be
Speaker 4: able to fall asleep.
Speaker 1: Is that the premire? Or you could listen to the
Speaker 1: night show? No, well, you know you'd say up all
Speaker 1: night it's a thrilling No, not your flag work.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's not you when you left and they
Speaker 4: got that model in from one model to the other,
Speaker 4: I guess, of course, but it's a feather.
Speaker 1: Okay. Should I turn the lights off in the studio? Sure?
Speaker 1: So I've brought a sleep mask with me. Can you
Speaker 1: bring up some sleep music? Yeah, of course I can.
Speaker 1: Do you want to do the thing where you lie
Speaker 1: on the floor? Yeah? Have you got the extension?
Speaker 4: Call?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I get an extension. There's one there now. Obviously
Speaker 1: I'm not suggesting anyone tries this right now. If you're
Speaker 1: driving a car or whatever. Actually, you probably wouldn't be
Speaker 1: able to play because we're doing an example. Yes, so
Speaker 1: maybe give it a crack later. Your mind's racing and
Speaker 1: you want to calm your thoughts. Okay, this is good.
Speaker 4: So I've got the mic on an extension cord. Can
Speaker 4: I have that sleeping mask?
Speaker 1: Of course. I'm gonna lie down. This MIC's sock is
Speaker 1: a pillow. Oh do you want me to give you
Speaker 1: something as a pillow? No, it's all right now. Actually
Speaker 1: I prefer God, my back is going to crack off.
Speaker 1: I can find a couch cushion out there or something.
Speaker 1: Or is that all right? Oh? Did you get a
Speaker 1: good crack? I got a brilliant crack. I love doing
Speaker 1: that laying down on the pilates, Matt, it wasn't in
Speaker 1: my back. Jenna's just standing over me. All right. I'm
Speaker 1: putting my eye mask on. It's dark in the studio. Okay,
Speaker 1: So do you want me to say a B C
Speaker 1: and then you just go from there? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Good idea.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I've got a few topics here. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna I've got them written down a paper. I'll
Speaker 1: pull one out for you ready, Yeah, okay, it's good
Speaker 1: to sleep on a hard surface. Okay. Your category is
Speaker 1: like I'm on the chase. Well, try not to act
Speaker 1: like you're on the chase. Okay, it's meant to be calming,
Speaker 1: worri and don't rush yourself. Your category is things you'd
Speaker 1: find in a supermarket. Am I saying them out loud?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: How else do you think I want you to say?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Out loud?
Speaker 7: It's a podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be idea, like hey you ready.
Speaker 7: I'm ready? Hey Apple, the banana see cherry ripe d
Speaker 7: digital camera, E.
Speaker 2: Neckplat, Yes, frozen males, che gravy h or x a
Speaker 2: ice creams ja jab Okay, cogs crunching up.
Speaker 1: Just checking in. You're feeling tired, dozing off. It's not working,
Speaker 1: mit Jo, I'm awake and I can feel Z coming.
Speaker 1: You can feel what I can feel Z coming. My
Speaker 1: head goes.
Speaker 4: I don't know what i'd get at the supermarket that
Speaker 4: starts with zed. This isn't working. Okay, up, you get
Speaker 4: Wait can we change the location? The like grocery stores weird?
Speaker 1: I'm not. I find grocery shopping exciting, so I'm excited. Okay,
Speaker 1: if I've got all these categories written down. Yeah, to
Speaker 1: pull another one. Give me the most boring category. Okay.
Speaker 1: The next category is TV shows and movies? Oh god,
Speaker 1: and the alphabet two? Okay, yeah, do you want me
Speaker 1: to say the letters? Do you find it is? Keep going?
Speaker 7: I'll find to keep going. I get the point, Abbit, Elementary,
Speaker 7: very far, Cats and dogs of.
Speaker 2: The film Datosaurus. I'll know in the big city.
Speaker 1: See now I'm stressed.
Speaker 7: Pull Out Boy the documentary.
Speaker 1: Do you want to tap out? I hate this game? Okay,
Speaker 1: this is dumb, you know what. I'm more awake than ever.
Speaker 1: I'm actually glad that this is how you've responded, because
Speaker 1: it didn't work for me either. I thought there was
Speaker 1: something wrong with me. Fuck TikTok. The first night that
Speaker 1: I tried it, it worked, I was out like a light.
Speaker 1: Actually it really really worked. But then I started getting competitive.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure who with goes. It's competing with myself? Yes,
Speaker 1: And then I started get really frantic, like I was
Speaker 1: on the fucking chase. That's how I felt it didn't help.
Speaker 1: I started getting so aggressive in my hand.
Speaker 4: Mitchell, Can I say if that's what you need to
Speaker 4: fall asleep? That's not normal. I just closed my eyes
Speaker 4: and I'm asleepy within minutes.
Speaker 1: All the comments swore by it, and so I was
Speaker 1: sure that it was going to work because it worked
Speaker 1: for me once. But then I started getting really fucking competitive.
Speaker 1: So do you want me to give it a crack? Now?
Speaker 1: I'll show you what it brings out of me? Yes, sure,
Speaker 1: show us. Do you want the lights off in the
Speaker 1: lavender mask? I bought the sleep mask for a reason.
Speaker 1: Can probably stay Okay? Do you need me to count
Speaker 1: you in my category? Is mhm Sydney Suburbs? Okay? Sure, okay?
Speaker 1: Can you do the thing where you say the letters? Yes? Respond?
Speaker 1: All right, I'll try and stay calm. I'll try and stay.
Speaker 4: Calm, mature like falling asleep. Thank you, Sydney Suburbs starting
Speaker 4: do they timan b Thanks town see coolroy d d
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Speaker 1: Kelly bell Ell like mascot Anytown Orang Park, Kenrith's Hill,
Speaker 1: Thurry Hills, Terry Hills, Tomorow folklouse Well x x X
Speaker 1: expensive brand. Why you're going to yeare stressed out?
Speaker 6: But now I'm real I'm not rested the opposite.
Speaker 1: This could be the worst hack you've ever brought to
Speaker 1: the show. Well, I was going to see if it
Speaker 1: worked on you, but thank god, did not work. Not
Speaker 1: just me? Ah, full circle?
Speaker 2: Full circle?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 5: of mitches. If you don't, you're a dickhead.
Speaker 8: All right, Now, a long awaited Mitchell, you will be
Speaker 8: revealing your photoshop fail or, as I like to refer
Speaker 8: to it, your moment, your brush with crime and the law.
Speaker 1: You almost ended up in federal celebrity court. This was
Speaker 1: a big moment for you, not quite how it happened.
Speaker 4: Now, will you tell a story because it does involve
Speaker 4: a big So I'm actually I thought this is gonna
Speaker 4: be a fun story to tell, but I'm actually feeling
Speaker 4: a bit nervous because he's still quite embarrassed about this
Speaker 4: to this day. Well, this is off the back of
Speaker 4: Kate Middleton, all the photoshop drama surrounding her and the
Speaker 4: many photos she's released and the Royals have released that
Speaker 4: were photoshopped. You've had your own crisis similar at a
Speaker 4: similar level, into a similar public interest.
Speaker 1: In fact same I mean, I actually don't believe what
Speaker 1: they're trying to tell us about Kate photoshopping the photo.
Speaker 1: They put out this photo. I'm sure everyone's across it.
Speaker 1: But they put out the photo on Mother's Day trying
Speaker 1: to appease everyone that was worried about Kate's whereabouts because
Speaker 1: she hasn't been seen in ages. No, and the photo
Speaker 1: did not put anyone's mind at ease because it was
Speaker 1: clearly doctored and not very well.
Speaker 4: No, it was doctored terribly. And then Kate came out
Speaker 4: on Twitter and said, I was playing around on my
Speaker 4: iPad mini and I accidentally photoshopped it in canvas a
Speaker 4: little too far k.
Speaker 1: See set x X. She said, like many amateur photographers,
Speaker 1: I do okay to in the experiment with editing. So
Speaker 1: they're blaming her, saying it was a photoshop fail, which
Speaker 1: I'm just going to put it out there. I don't
Speaker 1: believe it for a seconds. It's not true, but let's
Speaker 1: just operate on the assumption that that is true. Correct.
Speaker 1: I'm here to say you're not the only one, my girl.
Speaker 1: It's not just you. No, it happens to the last
Speaker 1: part of photoshot fail that is landed in the news
Speaker 1: headlines as well. I remember this, hit us, tell us
Speaker 1: the story. This is going back to when I worked
Speaker 1: for the Kyle and Jackie O Show. I was their
Speaker 1: video producer for three or four years. Yep. And do
Speaker 1: you remember when I first started a kiss. I wasn't
Speaker 1: working for that show yet, but I probably told you
Speaker 1: my goal is to work for Kyl and Jackio by
Speaker 1: the time I'm twenty five. Yes, And then I got
Speaker 1: the job at age twenty one, and I was obviously stoked,
Speaker 1: but also kind of shitting myself. I was so young,
Speaker 1: so out of my depth, so nervous, and so nervous
Speaker 1: that they gave me the nickname Mike Mitch. Of course, yep,
Speaker 1: Meal Mik. So that's the context that you fucking need
Speaker 1: going into this. I meet little Mitch, and my job
Speaker 1: was to put all the social media stuff for them
Speaker 1: out into the world. How long did you say in
Speaker 1: that job? I forget three or four years. I just said, yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: And in that time there was a few things that
Speaker 1: I created and put out into the world that landed
Speaker 1: in headlines. Just google Kyle stan Lands, Virgin Mary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't bring that up. I'm not being getting involved with that. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's still too soon to talk about that. But this
Speaker 1: one not quite as controversial, but equally embarrassing for me.
Speaker 1: I would say, yeah, okay. They were doing this thing
Speaker 1: on the show where they were talking about is it
Speaker 1: possible to make a hit song in one day? And
Speaker 1: so they were sort of proving that with a right producer,
Speaker 1: even someone who can't sing necessarily well like Jackie, if
Speaker 1: you can still make a fucking bop really, And so
Speaker 1: they put together this song called Honey Money. They did
Speaker 1: in a day, they did, and they debuted it on
Speaker 1: the radio show the next morning. Do you reckon? It's
Speaker 1: still in the system.
Speaker 4: I've got any money here, I've got the song. Do
Speaker 4: you want the hook or you want the full side?
Speaker 1: I'll give us the hook. Yeah. So, honey Money, this
Speaker 1: is the song that Jackie O. This is Jackie O's boys.
Speaker 1: You can barely recognizebody had a good drop. It's catchy,
Speaker 1: right yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: So they recorded that in the morning, then by the
Speaker 4: afternoon it was on streaming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no. I think they recorded the song after
Speaker 1: the show that day, and then the next morning they
Speaker 1: debuted it. And then because I was the video producer,
Speaker 1: I filmed them debuting the song ye, and had their
Speaker 1: reactions in studio to Kyle hearing it for the first time. Whatever,
Speaker 1: And then I put it on the YouTube channel. Ye,
Speaker 1: you're doing your job, yes, And I created a thumbnail
Speaker 1: for the YouTube video, right, And in that thumbnail I
Speaker 1: photoshopped an artwork of Iggy Azalea's which was not random.
Speaker 1: I think Kyle had made some joke about who do
Speaker 1: you think you are releasing a single? Who were you
Speaker 1: Iggy Azalea, like calling her a white wrapper, yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: trying to imply I think he said, oh, who are
Speaker 1: you Jackie azale l And so I took an existing
Speaker 1: artwork of Iggy Azaleas and photoshopped Jackie O's face on
Speaker 1: it purely for the YouTube thumbnail. That's it. That's it.
Speaker 1: That wasn't the album artwork or anything. No, I thought,
Speaker 1: no one far as it went, well, that's as far
Speaker 1: as I thought it was going to get. And I
Speaker 1: didn't put much effort into the photoshop because I thought
Speaker 1: it's a YouTube thumbnail. Who's going to be paying that
Speaker 1: close attention And it's obviously the whole thing's a pissed
Speaker 1: take anyway, Yes, and so anyway, pop it on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Come into work the next day and the audio producer
Speaker 1: at the time, Kean, who has his own podcasts, Actually,
Speaker 1: what's according it already canceled. Kean Yas and Abniesha good
Speaker 1: for that, Yeah that's them, shout out. So he was
Speaker 1: the audio producer at the time, and he said, hey,
Speaker 1: can you send me that artwork that you made with
Speaker 1: Jackie on Iggy'salia And I was like, sure, what are
Speaker 1: you doing with it? And he said, well, we've decided
Speaker 1: that we're going to put the song on iTunes and
Speaker 1: see if we can get it to number one, and
Speaker 1: all the proceeds from people buying the song will go
Speaker 1: to charity, whatever, whatever. And I was like, oh, hang
Speaker 1: on a minute, just stuff fucking minute. What you can't
Speaker 1: use that as the official artwork? Are you sure? Like
Speaker 1: I put no effort into that. Can't I do something today?
Speaker 1: Can I take a photo of Jackie today? I'm making you?
Speaker 1: And he's like, nah, na, bro, it's all good. Everyone
Speaker 1: knows it's a piss take. It's fine, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not how that works in a court
Speaker 1: of war. I think. I was like, okay, sure, So
Speaker 1: I sent it to him that went out as the
Speaker 1: official artwork for the photo my bullshit photoshopping. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you've fined it, is it available anywhere? Yeah, just google
Speaker 1: Jackie Oh Honey Money and you'll find it.
Speaker 5: You can tell that it's photoshopped. Well, yeah, the whole thing.
Speaker 1: It wasn't supposed to be, like a subtle photoshop hoping
Speaker 1: no one noticed. It's like I didn't do a good job.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh jeez.
Speaker 4: Okay, So here, Mitchell, that's a shocking job.
Speaker 5: Well yeah, I thought that was the point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's clearly a piss take. You photoshopped
Speaker 4: her head onto Iggy's body.
Speaker 1: If I'm being really fucking honest, I didn't make it
Speaker 1: shit on purpose. I just didn't try that hard because
Speaker 1: it wasn't intended to be us as an official artwork.
Speaker 4: Totally okay, So what happened from here?
Speaker 1: Well, on her face, it looks really bad. So anyway,
Speaker 1: they put the song on iTunes with that horrendous photoshop
Speaker 1: job of mine. It shocking, and then it goes to
Speaker 1: number one. Everyone's overjoyed. There's this huge celebration. Jackie's stoked,
Speaker 1: she's loving herself sick. She's like, oh, I'm a number
Speaker 1: one recording artist. Fuck me, dad, it's here, and so
Speaker 1: that was great whatever, and then the very next day,
Speaker 1: this is what happened.
Speaker 3: Oh god, you're not going to believe this. I've just
Speaker 3: been informed of something. So did you go our song
Speaker 3: Honey Money? It went number one? We now have to
Speaker 3: take it down?
Speaker 1: Why? Okay?
Speaker 5: So let me tell the story. Can I just say?
Speaker 5: The cover artwork is horrific.
Speaker 9: It's it's my head photoshopped and I didn't know, really
Speaker 9: badly photos onto Iggy Azalea's body and that is a
Speaker 9: copyright infringement and we now have to take it down.
Speaker 5: This is such a disaster. They're calling your photoshop job.
Speaker 5: I really did.
Speaker 1: I mean, to be fair, they were quite good to
Speaker 1: me during that because I think they could tell that
Speaker 1: I was new, I was meek, and I was mortified
Speaker 1: about anything that happened on air. They actually blamed intern Pe, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's the running joke that he fucks everything. Ye
Speaker 1: threw you a bone there, Yeah, they did, and intern
Speaker 1: peak copy of the flag, even though we had nothing
Speaker 1: to do with it. Yes, it was all me. It
Speaker 1: was all fucking me. Fuck and I was just so fucking.
Speaker 4: Did anyone talk to you, like, did anyone pull you
Speaker 4: aside and say to you you've done the wrong thing?
Speaker 1: Did you get scolded? At no point did anyone talk
Speaker 1: to me about it, which was actually worse because little
Speaker 1: Meek Mitch was overthinking it. I was like, Jacki's gonna
Speaker 1: hate me. I'm gonna get fired. They're all gonna be
Speaker 1: so embarrassed because no one had said anything to me
Speaker 1: about it, So I was like, what do they think?
Speaker 1: So I was like, I'm gonna have to go talk
Speaker 1: to them about it. Yes. I was like, guys, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry about that. And Jackie was actually so relieved.
Speaker 1: She goes, oh, I'm so glad this is how the
Speaker 1: on air saga ended because people were starting to pressure
Speaker 1: me to do a music video for it, all these things.
Speaker 1: I couldn't be fucked. I'm actually glad that this is
Speaker 1: how it ended. Like that's funny. She found it funny,
Speaker 1: so thank fuck good. But in that moment, I was
Speaker 1: just like, this has gone so out of control. My
Speaker 1: photohop was never meant to go.
Speaker 4: So they had to take it down. There was no
Speaker 4: legal action, but there could have been.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then have you seen the embarrassing news headlines
Speaker 1: that were generated from that. Oh yeah, I've got them
Speaker 1: up now, Yeah, saying like, oh, this will haunt your dreams.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Jackie O's debut single has been pulled from iTunes after
Speaker 4: hitting number one due to a copyright infringement.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, Mitchell, so that's what you're referring to about
Speaker 1: me going it's celebrity court right, totally was going to
Speaker 1: see me personally, Yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Mean daily Mail really embellish. Jackie O Henderson released his
Speaker 4: first ever single, Honey Money, off the back of eg Ye's.
Speaker 1: Alia's success.
Speaker 4: Move over Iggy Asalia jack Ki Oo Henderson unveils her
Speaker 4: first ever a little bit track titled Honey Money, and
Speaker 4: fans are going wild for the sexy song one.
Speaker 1: Issue the artwork.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's a long headline and little did they
Speaker 4: know that it's poor little Mitchell ker No, well, it was.
Speaker 1: Never publicly announced or mentioned that it was me that
Speaker 1: did it. And yeah, I was still so embarrassed about
Speaker 1: the whole thing. And there was one point where Sonya
Speaker 1: the EP here Actually I don't know if she was
Speaker 1: EP at the time, but anyway, she was a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks prior she'd asked me to photoshop a few
Speaker 1: things really quickly. I can't even remember what it was.
Speaker 1: It might have been like Carl and jack Yo, when
Speaker 1: are saying, I wonder what we're going to look like
Speaker 1: when we're old, so something A quick job. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: she was like, Mitch, quick, photoshop it. And I'm like, now, yeah,
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, they're talking about it. I said, just
Speaker 1: do it really quickly, and then we put it up
Speaker 1: on the screen and Kyle and JACKIEA were like, that
Speaker 1: looks terrible. Who did that right? And then I think
Speaker 1: it happened a couple of times they wanted me to
Speaker 1: really really quickly photoshop Jack yeo with a mullet or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't remember exactly, but basically the Honey Money incident,
Speaker 1: that was like the third time that I'd done a
Speaker 1: really bad, rushed photoshop job and Sonia says to me, Mitch,
Speaker 1: you're so fucking shit at the photoshop you're banned from
Speaker 1: doing it ever again. And this was the first time
Speaker 1: that little meek Mitch act up. Yeah, she goes, You're
Speaker 1: you're so shit at photoshop, and I said, well, fucking
Speaker 1: stop asking me to do it. Then, at no point
Speaker 1: in my job interview. Did they say I needed to
Speaker 1: be a graphic designer. It's a separate skill. No one
Speaker 1: ever asked me. Then you use photoshop. I never claimed
Speaker 1: to be able to use photoshop, So just stop fucking
Speaker 1: asking me. If it's not good enough, then did they
Speaker 1: stop here? Well, I think in that moment, like Sony
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind me telling this story. We'd laugh about it now.
Speaker 1: But in that moment, I think she saw, oh, I've
Speaker 1: hit a nerve. So she was like, ray relax. I
Speaker 1: was just staring you. Yeah, but clearly the honeymoney, yeah
Speaker 1: trauma was that song was playing back in your head.
Speaker 1: And so this is why, to this day, I've never
Speaker 1: used face tune. I've never fucking altered any photo of
Speaker 1: men anyway ever, because I'm just I'm too scared of
Speaker 1: being caught out and the reaction it's just mortifying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't do it.
Speaker 4: The new artwork Mitch wanted to photoshop tits into the
Speaker 4: two of us. Whitch, your track record is not strong,
Speaker 4: please don't.
Speaker 1: Why I always get someone better at graphic design, like
Speaker 1: contraceptive diving. Correct, I'm outsourcing because if I do it myself,
Speaker 1: it looks shit and on the specialty as well. They
Speaker 1: know what they're doing exactly. I mean in the new artwork,
Speaker 1: the Easter egg of the Mona, Lisa, look closely. If
Speaker 1: you haven't clocked it yet, we had a professional do that.
Speaker 1: We won't see anymore on that if you haven't yet
Speaker 1: realized look at the Mona. So what are you saying here?
Speaker 1: You're saying that Kate Middleton is iggis out of? Is
Speaker 1: that the point? That's not all what I said? How
Speaker 1: did you derive that? I was just wondering. I thought
Speaker 1: maybe that's what we were.
Speaker 5: Can we get Daily Mail to put that that.
Speaker 1: Would be the next headline fading? How did you get
Speaker 1: to that conclusion? I didn't. It's a joke. Yeah, people
Speaker 1: in their cars are laughing. Yeah.
Speaker 4: People listening to this in the street not the same.
Speaker 4: I'm glad you came out of that unscathed, Mitch. If
Speaker 4: you ever see iggys And as I say that, I
Speaker 4: realized how stupid that sounds. I don't think I came
Speaker 4: out on reliving you as you were saying it. This
Speaker 4: has clearly been said to a therapist at one point.
Speaker 1: No, I hasn't come up. That was my therapy session.
Speaker 1: Oh good, do you feel better. No, I'm feeling easily
Speaker 1: embarrassed about it. In hindsight. Don't be embarrassed. You were
Speaker 1: just doing your job. It's all good, Yes, you really were.
Speaker 4: The way live radio works is they're like, get this
Speaker 4: and we need it ten minutes ago. It's just not
Speaker 4: how it works. I did the same thing on my
Speaker 4: show and everyone's like, can you please stop? You know,
Speaker 4: it's the nature of it all. So no, I don't
Speaker 4: think anyone looks back at that and blames you.
Speaker 5: I feel like most people forgot it even now.
Speaker 1: It's also so funny, like that story is. You know,
Speaker 1: it's funny in hindsight, but at the time, I genuinely
Speaker 1: of course, Oh you would have thought it was the
Speaker 1: end of your career. I did, Yeah, I did. You
Speaker 1: poor thing, poor little fucking meg Niche. Well look there
Speaker 1: you go. You and Kate Middleton more like and more
Speaker 1: in common than we even realized. If it's true that
Speaker 1: she actually edited that herself, which again bullshit. If you
Speaker 1: asked me, yeah, she must be so. But the photos
Speaker 1: still up.
Speaker 4: I think either he's cheated on her will and she's like,
Speaker 4: I will just not be I don't want to be
Speaker 4: seen with him.
Speaker 1: I'm not. She's just not playing ball with the royals.
Speaker 4: And she's going, you fucking deal with it, you tool,
Speaker 4: I'm not doing, I'm not talking, I'm not going out
Speaker 4: in public, blah blah blah. Or she's like had a
Speaker 4: genuine very she had surgery, so she's not well on
Speaker 4: that treasure, she's letting her heel.
Speaker 1: But like, how bad would it have to be that
Speaker 1: she can't post a picture of by face, take a
Speaker 1: selfie in the hospital bed dumb yeah, or put some
Speaker 1: makeup on her I don't know it is. It is
Speaker 1: so weird or captivating.
Speaker 4: All of this is just a pru That's what I said.
Speaker 1: On Instagram the other day. I was like, I give
Speaker 1: more of a fuck about the Royal family currently than
Speaker 1: I ever have. Yeah, exactly, if she'd resumed her regular
Speaker 1: duties where she's cutting fucking ribbons or whatever she does,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have cared all the stunt to make us
Speaker 1: interested in the royal family but also to hide King
Speaker 1: Charles his cancer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, why do we also talking about it? Well,
Speaker 4: they said it was prostate answer, and then now they
Speaker 4: said they're not. Oh we had a prostate check, which
Speaker 4: we've all had and then he had they found cancer, but.
Speaker 5: It wasn't from that ten that was different. Yeah, but
Speaker 5: we still don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: Anyway, you came out on scathed, Mitch. Yes, and the
Speaker 1: photoshop work you do is brilliant.
Speaker 5: Yes, we're very proud of you.
Speaker 1: My photoshop work is not brilliantul don't ask me to
Speaker 1: photoshop anything ever, Okay, I never will. I wrote fucking
Speaker 1: wedding a Day on our carver photo on fakes embarrassing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't notice that. You're so fucking shit shot
Speaker 5: big Mitch.
Speaker 1: You know what did make me feel better because it
Speaker 1: wasn't our official artwork, the podcast artwork that you're looking
Speaker 1: at right now as you listen. It wasn't that. It
Speaker 1: was our Facebook cover photo where I wrote, let me
Speaker 1: get it up new episodes every Monday and Wednesday, but
Speaker 1: I got rid of their It was wedding a Day. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And one thing that made me feel better about that
Speaker 1: fuck up is that I sent all the cover photos
Speaker 1: to you too for approval, and neither of you picked
Speaker 1: up on an either. I did not see it, and
Speaker 1: I'd shown it to others as well. No one picked
Speaker 1: up on it. So I was like, thank fuck. I
Speaker 1: I picked up on it within like ten minutes of
Speaker 1: uploading it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I did not see it.
Speaker 1: Thank god, I didn't see it. I don't think anyone
Speaker 1: cared to be honest. Everyone's on your team, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I can't use photoshop at all. They need the
Speaker 1: red squiggly line under the text on photoshop so I
Speaker 1: can see that I've written it wrong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll bring back the red squiggly line.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's never left my side. I'm so glad that
Speaker 1: it's a thing. Yeah all right, Well should we go,
Speaker 1: guys on that note? Sure, let you go.
Speaker 4: All right, Thanks for listening everyone, This is a five
Speaker 4: star review. If you haven't, we'll be back next week.
Speaker 4: I might be in the jungle, so who knows. I
Speaker 4: might you have to get a fill in host. God, Okay,
Speaker 4: you'll be fine. You and JENNI can hold down the fort.
Speaker 4: I might get eliminated.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's gonna work. You and Jenna. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was one time in our very very early days.
Speaker 1: It might have even been like fucking within the first
Speaker 1: ten episodes when we all worked in this office, where
Speaker 1: you were fucking about talking to other colleagues and I'm
Speaker 1: in here going.
Speaker 5: I want to go home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we start the podcast, and so just to be
Speaker 1: a bitch, I said to Jenna, let's fucking start the
Speaker 1: podcast without him, and we couldn't actually hold a conversation.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. Actually, Yeah, we were like, we
Speaker 1: all need each other.
Speaker 5: You just kept looking behind him, like is he coming now?
Speaker 4: Although Jenny, Mitch and I were talking, We're very impressed
Speaker 4: with your availability this season.
Speaker 1: You haven't had one sickie in.
Speaker 4: The first couple of weeks of seasons, like ten episodes
Speaker 4: without wagging.
Speaker 1: Yep, I'm impressed. You're medicated.
Speaker 5: I'm dedicated.
Speaker 1: Idated and tell us something we don't know. Yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: How you can understand our shock though, because historically you've
Speaker 1: not been dedicated.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. But you know it's a new year, it's
Speaker 5: a new me.
Speaker 1: Yeah of course.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go, five stars. Please look after yourself.
Speaker 4: Say safe, We love you, Love you idiots, Bye, see
Speaker 4: you in a week.
Speaker 5: Bye. Is it just me? A podcast? By a couple
Speaker 5: of images.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. Welcome to
Speaker 1: a to debrief. Hello, this is our secret segment. On
Speaker 1: the end, we pretend the show's over that. We actually
Speaker 1: just keep talking shit here, nothing's planned or suctor what
Speaker 1: have you. I Jenna was saying that because I know
Speaker 1: we keep rabbing on about it, but it's big in
Speaker 1: our lives. We're changing studios, will be a new state
Speaker 1: of the art studios. I had a look.
Speaker 4: Have I said this on the show before that I've
Speaker 4: seen our newim HQ.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you said that we wouldn't like them. I don't
Speaker 1: know if we will.
Speaker 4: The lighting is set to red by default. You can't
Speaker 4: change it because it's by art radio. So every video
Speaker 4: we're going to have red neon lights around.
Speaker 5: No, that's shoepair.
Speaker 4: I thought we'll just look like we're have a hot
Speaker 4: flush red lighting on Mitchell. We don't because we're brunettes.
Speaker 4: We don't skew nicely.
Speaker 1: Neither do you. Jenna.
Speaker 5: I'm a brunette.
Speaker 1: You are, no.
Speaker 4: But Mitch and I like dark chocolate brown. You're more
Speaker 4: of like a you know, possum brown.
Speaker 1: If I had to make a sim with Jenna, I'd
Speaker 1: give it lond hair, so would I.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got your eyebrows are gorgeous.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 1: It's fine. But basically, we spend our lives trying to
Speaker 1: look less red. So this is not fucking on our The.
Speaker 4: Kiss studios are good. Something about the pink hues bring
Speaker 4: out the pink in your cheeks. Everyone looks hot. And
Speaker 4: under the pink you've got ws FM. It's gold lighting,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 1: That would be nice? Well that's our colors.
Speaker 5: We're gold or yellow, so we should use that studio.
Speaker 1: You know, it's cool.
Speaker 4: All the meeting rooms and the whole two levels of
Speaker 4: the new business. You've got gold. You walk in, there's
Speaker 4: an led but led screen on the wall and you
Speaker 4: have your hand over it and it goes pink, gold, blue,
Speaker 4: pink for Kiss, gold for cater or other network, and
Speaker 4: then and then gold.
Speaker 1: For gold, blue for Cater. Oh, we've got the moth
Speaker 1: flying around you right now. Sorry, says a lot that
Speaker 1: there's moths in the studio.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you can just tap it and all
Speaker 4: the meeting room change to a set color.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 1: So you know we've got the swear jar that applies
Speaker 1: to a certain missing child. I started one for Jones
Speaker 1: in a Man, but we've forgotten to stick to that.
Speaker 1: I think we need a new one.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: I mentions of the new building until we're in it,
Speaker 1: because frankly, it does affect me, and yet I'm bored
Speaker 1: by it. And so people listening here were not affected
Speaker 1: by us changing buildings. It's going to sound the same.
Speaker 1: They're probably bored by it too. Yeah, no, I completely agree.
Speaker 1: He's going to yeah point, I'll learn all this stuff myself.
Speaker 1: I'll find out there's a coke fridge.
Speaker 5: That coke fridge.
Speaker 1: I'm excited for that coke fridge. I want to discover
Speaker 1: these things for myself. No spoilers, actually, no, there you go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no spoilers, no spoilers at all. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh shit, it's Peach pr C. I have to go,
Speaker 4: Peach PRC. I'm interviewing Peach PRC. TikTok. Superstuff is here.
Speaker 4: She's in the other studios. I know I'm not allowed
Speaker 4: to talk about it.
Speaker 1: So for your learning, Peach ps how far is the
Speaker 1: new studio from the Olds? Twenty minutes? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you have to go? Yeah, I really have to go.
Speaker 1: Maybe Jenna and I should test the theory.
Speaker 4: You can do it, I'm not joking. Peach pr is here.
Speaker 4: Yeah go, but I told them I still couldn't do
Speaker 4: until three thirty. I'm not going to get there by
Speaker 4: three thirty?
Speaker 1: Do you might actually go? Seriously, you guys are right?
Speaker 1: Do you know how to export the audio? Yeah? I'm
Speaker 1: not an idiot. You are right? Yeah, we're good. I
Speaker 1: hope this podcast made you feel at least two percent
Speaker 1: better today. So I just meant you specifically anyway, So
Speaker 1: does Mitch. This is a great test of the theory. Yeah?
Speaker 6: Is this?
Speaker 1: So? Tell Peter? I said, Hi, won't you charging brick?
Speaker 1: What do you need charging brick? On your right? You
Speaker 1: call that a charging brick? It's a fucking plug. Is
Speaker 1: this the thing you put in the PowerPoint? He says,
Speaker 1: thank you, love you, Hello, Lovely.
Speaker 5: There we go.
Speaker 1: This is a very rare opportunity for you, Jenner. This
Speaker 1: almost never happens. But is it just me?
Speaker 5: Do you feel suss when you buy Bleach?
Speaker 6: I do?
Speaker 5: Actually I bought Bleach the other day and I just
Speaker 5: felt like I was a murderer.
Speaker 1: Do you know what's worse? I bought Bleach on Amazon
Speaker 1: and I was like, this might look good. Not heaven forbid?
Speaker 1: I needed garbage bags as well. Fark enough because the
Speaker 1: wooly is metros. Yeah, they deemed the dumbest things essential oh,
Speaker 1: like I can buy top Deck chocolates, but I can't
Speaker 1: buy fucking mayonnaise, I know. And so I needed bleach,
Speaker 1: ye don't ask question, yep. And I couldn't get it
Speaker 1: at Wooli's Metro, so I got it on Amazon, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's gonna look weird, isn't it.
Speaker 5: It's so weird.
Speaker 6: I bought just bleach on its own because toilet was
Speaker 6: yuck and all that stuff. I wanted to clean it,
Speaker 6: and I wanted to get Connie some food. Didn't have
Speaker 6: any cat food, but they had a big want bleach.
Speaker 1: She didn't have a favorite wiskets, So I bought the bleach.
Speaker 1: I think that bleach for the toilet. You can just
Speaker 1: get that stuff, you know, that stuff you put around
Speaker 1: the rim of the toilet and then leave it for
Speaker 1: five and flush it. Yeah, that's good shit.
Speaker 6: I used to have that, but they didn't have it
Speaker 6: at the of course they didn't Cole's Express.
Speaker 5: So I had to get the bleach.
Speaker 6: So I walked home with the bleach in my hands
Speaker 6: because I didn't want to play for a bag and
Speaker 6: I just felt like a murderer.
Speaker 1: How big is your bathroom? It's pretty small, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the problem, because if you use a tiny bit of bleach,
Speaker 1: you're like, fuck me, I can't go in there for
Speaker 1: an hour. I might die.
Speaker 5: No, but now there's just a big tub of bleach
Speaker 5: next to my toilet. It's just us. I feel uncomfortable
Speaker 5: and I didn't murder anyone.
Speaker 1: Well that's not exactly true, is that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, we've got an x.
Speaker 4: Sorr.
Speaker 1: I'm at X files. Wow. Oh yes, What would we
Speaker 1: do if Mitch was the way? I think we could
Speaker 1: get our fourth wheel riving a Porter Oscar in because
Speaker 1: I've done that with you and Sam before, but because
Speaker 1: there's a hierarchy of wheels. Yes, you would be feeling
Speaker 1: in for Mitch. I'm technically oscar feeling in for you.
Speaker 1: How would you go doing Mitch's duties?
Speaker 5: You know, I think I'd be fine.
Speaker 1: What sort of duty is you have on this podcast?
Speaker 1: Apart from playing sound effects?
Speaker 5: Not many?
Speaker 1: Just do like a wrap up, like, okay, five stars,
Speaker 1: all that ship, wrap us up, I'll play the music. Okay,
Speaker 1: wrap us up today.
Speaker 5: Thanks for listening.
Speaker 6: If you loved it, please rate us five stars. Even
Speaker 6: if you hated it, just do it for us because
Speaker 6: it's a nice thing to do. You can do it
Speaker 6: on Apple podcasts or even on Spotify Now.
Speaker 1: You can, and you can comment below on this episode
Speaker 1: on Yes, of.
Speaker 5: Course I'll leave a review as well on an Apple podcast.
Speaker 1: I think you said that, No, I said that.
Speaker 5: Leave five stars.
Speaker 1: Ah you want the written one.
Speaker 6: Yes, you can do the written one as well. Cool cool,
Speaker 6: cool makes us feel happy. So thanks for listening, you
Speaker 6: know what, no notes, Actually, thank you, Fuck you, Mitch.
Speaker 5: We don't need you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for listening. Idiots up FU is It Just Me?
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