Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
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Speaker 2: Why? Okay?
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood.
Speaker 5: Why is your life so expensive?
Speaker 1: I'm not even having a good child.
Speaker 2: Is it just.
Speaker 1: By a couple of mitches?
Speaker 6: What about me?
Speaker 5: Don't forget now?
Speaker 1: He is Michtui and one in person. Welcome to episode
Speaker 1: seventy three one digitally live from Bogan Gate. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm noting a Channel nine cross.
Speaker 5: Oh I actually wasn't going to address that. I'm in
Speaker 5: by Gate. It's illegal for me to leave Greater Sydney.
Speaker 5: Thanks for that. Oh no, well, I'm only kidding. I
Speaker 5: got I got the clearance to leave. It's fine. I
Speaker 5: was only kidding. I wanted to freak you out. But no,
Speaker 5: I'm in bogen Gate. Back home on the fart.
Speaker 1: It'll be interesting, isn't isn't modern tech beautiful? Mitchell? We've
Speaker 1: managed to do the show.
Speaker 5: I know we've managed to do this. How's Sydney Lockdown going?
Speaker 5: I fled?
Speaker 1: Oh god, well, I started the biggest career achievement today.
Speaker 1: It's my own breakfast show on Kyle and Jackieo's time slot.
Speaker 1: Finally get a producer. Two week snap, Sydney Lockdown. Come on.
Speaker 5: So there's less people in cars actually listening to your
Speaker 5: momentous radio promotion. But that's okay.
Speaker 1: But I don't mind. I'm enjoying it. I'm having fun.
Speaker 1: I'm good, We're saved. Jenna's here as well. High prizekeeper
Speaker 1: jenn Is in actually in studio, in the flesh. I
Speaker 1: can see you. How's isolation not isolation quarantine for you?
Speaker 4: You're right, it's been okay.
Speaker 6: Yesterday I spent time with my cat, and I wanted
Speaker 6: to see her reaction to the Cats Soundtrap, the original
Speaker 6: Broadway recording.
Speaker 4: She really liked it.
Speaker 1: Really, she would be the only one in the world
Speaker 1: that enjoyed the remake too.
Speaker 4: Oh no, she didn't listen to the remake. Oh I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't give her that note.
Speaker 1: It wasn't your last cat deaf, So you weren't able
Speaker 1: to do that with it? Yes, yes, crumpet crumbed of course,
Speaker 1: cinmon toast.
Speaker 5: So are you by essential services or something? You're not
Speaker 5: having to work from home?
Speaker 1: You're in the office, Yeah, playing stupid radio games getting
Speaker 1: people to guess if it's a fart or a crack
Speaker 1: is essential. I'm actually getting the vaccine this Sunday I'm
Speaker 1: getting I'm getting fires. I am my brain condition, I
Speaker 1: am and my sister is a is a frontline worker,
Speaker 1: so I have double the reason. And I applied the
Speaker 1: day before lockdown and they're like, book in for next Sunday.
Speaker 1: I'm like, great, then lockdown hit. No, you can't get
Speaker 1: it for months. But Hayden and I booked in and
Speaker 1: we're both getting fires a Sunday. You believe.
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 5: Wow, isn't fires are a good one? What's the what's
Speaker 5: the crap one that apparently people don't want? The astro projector.
Speaker 1: Astrosenic Yeah, it would be a great drag name for me.
Speaker 1: Please work on the stage Astrosedika. She will kill the stage.
Speaker 1: Now I'm getting fires. Don't be afraid of the vaccine, guys.
Speaker 1: It's brilliant. Science is amazing. Vaccines are hot.
Speaker 5: Get vaccinated, even Astroseneka. I kid I kid. Apparently it's
Speaker 5: it's risk free. It's fine. But there you go. You're
Speaker 5: getting the jab. Lucky you.
Speaker 1: I know I'm the first one. They're like any heart problems,
Speaker 1: I might probably, but there wasn't a box for that,
Speaker 1: so I said no, And here I am getting it
Speaker 1: on Sunday, So all out Live will be happening that
Speaker 1: like hours after I get my vaccine, so we will
Speaker 1: see if the service is good on the live because
Speaker 1: apparently the five G and the vaccine will help me.
Speaker 1: You might boost the signal.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, Sunday night, Instagram Live. You'll have a little
Speaker 5: band aid on your shoulder.
Speaker 1: Yes, I will one. I've put up little insta story
Speaker 1: with let's get vaccinated sticker and everything. Every uful, she went,
Speaker 1: But welcome to the show. If it is your first
Speaker 1: time listening, This is it just me? Every week we
Speaker 1: start the same way with two Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mine this
Speaker 1: week is something that's from the Breakfast show. I did
Speaker 1: an interview with someone, which was great. He was very lovely,
Speaker 1: but it made me think, sir, you're useless. God, that's harsh. Okay,
Speaker 1: lovely guest in society. What role do you serve? It
Speaker 1: will all make sense when I say it, What do
Speaker 1: you have? Mitchell?
Speaker 5: Mine is about something that's really troubling the people out
Speaker 5: in the bush as you know, at home on the
Speaker 5: farm at the moment. And there's something that's really troubling people.
Speaker 5: But either I reckon it's a problem in the city
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 1: Really what that that? You're a gay man there the terrifying.
Speaker 5: No, that's got nothing to do with it.
Speaker 1: Or actually a local Celebrian bogen Gate, aren't you.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean the pool is pretty shallow as far
Speaker 5: as celebrities go in bogen Gate, So I guess so
Speaker 5: other than Shannon Knowl from Condoberlin, if like a half
Speaker 5: hour drive away, I'm it really interesting.
Speaker 1: All right, well two regions. I'll do mine first. I
Speaker 1: think I will jump in. But also we're doing another
Speaker 1: round of you've brought this to the table, Mitchell, But
Speaker 1: we don't talk back tings on the show today.
Speaker 5: Ray, Yes, a lot of people say this is their favorite.
Speaker 5: When I was listening to like thick the hours of
Speaker 5: talkback during the drive back home and I finally found
Speaker 5: something cooked, I was like, oh my god, I have
Speaker 5: to bring that up. I think it's brilliant. It's a
Speaker 5: bit out there, but I think that you could actually
Speaker 5: implement it into you know, Sydney radio.
Speaker 1: Mitchell, Oh, listen, I'm on Breakfast number one, sorry by
Speaker 1: in front of Jones and Amanda, So we will have
Speaker 1: to see. We'll do that later on the show talkback.
Speaker 1: Things were ready for my igy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Is it just me? Are you unsure what
Speaker 1: purpose royal commentators serve?
Speaker 5: It sounds like a self appointed job, right, Yes, it's
Speaker 5: not a role.
Speaker 1: I mean I will love to meet a McDonald's commentator,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't exist.
Speaker 5: No, it's ever doesn't.
Speaker 1: But maybe that's what that's my point. All these royalists
Speaker 1: have come together and gone, hey, we're just obsessed with
Speaker 1: this drama pre Crown on Netflix. There was this underground
Speaker 1: cult obsession with the royals. They all must have a
Speaker 1: Reddit page or an email read and they decided to
Speaker 1: be royal commentators and commentator in the royal family. But
Speaker 1: they all have the weirdest connection, like it was a
Speaker 1: royal commentator today because it's Princess Diana's would have been
Speaker 1: her sixtieth birthday, but she was murdered, assassinated by the Royals, allegedly,
Speaker 1: And I heard one on the news today and he went, yeah,
Speaker 1: Princess Diana frequented the local cafe that I went to,
Speaker 1: and I knew. I knew that she'd hate this statue.
Speaker 5: How would you not?
Speaker 6: Do you remember just before the Meghan and Harry's Oprah interview,
Speaker 6: and I'm pretty sure there were YouTubers who did a
Speaker 6: prank and got all these royal commentators and said, this
Speaker 6: will be aired after the interview, just act as if
Speaker 6: you've seen it, and they all acted as if yes, Yeah.
Speaker 6: I was disgusted when Meghan said They were like.
Speaker 5: Oh, I think that it was clear that Meghan was lying.
Speaker 5: You could tell from her body language. It's like, you
Speaker 5: haven't seen it, dog.
Speaker 1: It hasn't happened. It makes me sick, and it literally
Speaker 1: they all get one this morning the Today Show. And yes,
Speaker 1: I was walking past Windsor Castle and I knew Elizabeth
Speaker 1: was seeing the new statue of Diana. The hell did
Speaker 1: you know? You have no right to say this? And
Speaker 1: what the fuck's a commentator? You've got a tennis commentator,
Speaker 1: go for? You're watching sport football commentators? Yeah, fantastic, you're
Speaker 1: watching something happening, But royal commentating isn't real.
Speaker 5: It's kind of like social commentators, like you know those
Speaker 5: pre mixedwens of the world that just kind of get
Speaker 5: up on breakfast TV or any sort of panel show
Speaker 5: and just go on rants. And it's like, who what
Speaker 5: qualifies you to go on these rants? Why is your
Speaker 5: social commentary more important than some clown typing comments on Facebook.
Speaker 5: It's just I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like you have a flannel shirt, Mitch, you're gonna rebrand?
Speaker 1: Is a flannel shirt commentator? I don't think so.
Speaker 5: I could, but I don't have a lot to say.
Speaker 5: It needs to be something that you could honestly commentate about.
Speaker 5: Like if you get a nerd started on Minecraft, for example,
Speaker 5: they talk for how if they won't shut up. I
Speaker 5: don't think there's anything like that that I could be
Speaker 5: a commentator about. You could easily be, like, I don't know,
Speaker 5: a Rupeaul commentator or a macis commentator. As he said,
Speaker 5: Jennet could be a murder commentator.
Speaker 1: I'll try and be a I'll try and be a
Speaker 1: McDonald's commentator. So, Mitch, pretend we're on a breakfast talk
Speaker 1: show and Macus has just dropped a new menu item.
Speaker 1: So to comment on it, you've got macas commentator, Mitch
Speaker 1: mac because that's what my name would be, Mitch Sesame.
Speaker 5: See no this we're not doing a fake name. We're
Speaker 5: doing this as though you could actually do this tomorrow
Speaker 5: and like this could be your new gig. You could
Speaker 5: leave Rady and become a Macus commentator.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I've got news music if you want it,
Speaker 1: I do have it.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, hit it. And the Big Mac as we
Speaker 5: know it is about to get a make over there,
Speaker 5: expanding the family. We cross now to our McDonald's commentator,
Speaker 5: Mitchell Cherry. Mitch, what can you tell us about the
Speaker 5: new burghersh.
Speaker 1: It is great to be here, Mitch. You're cute as
Speaker 1: a nugget. I would wrap you in sweet and sour
Speaker 1: if I could, and I would. Let me tell you,
Speaker 1: it's a pleasure to be here today. And the new
Speaker 1: Mac range is expanding its chores to Australia, a long
Speaker 1: time coming, New Zealand, Asia, Paraguay, China and we believe
Speaker 1: at Madagascar have had the macrange since ninety seven, and
Speaker 1: of course we didn't have the mac range in ninety
Speaker 1: seven because of the massacre that took place on Max
Speaker 1: Street in nineteen ninety seven. Of course it was a
Speaker 1: bit on the nose.
Speaker 5: Okay, you're just making shit up now, I can't. This
Speaker 5: is an audition to any of the TV stations.
Speaker 1: Now, that's what they do. They find links and they
Speaker 1: fluff shit. Ha. Anyway, that's my agent. I've got it
Speaker 1: out of my system. You ready, Mitchell, Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 5: Is it just me? Is TV so confusing now?
Speaker 1: Yes? Like the show, Yes, all the.
Speaker 5: Free to wear TV shows. They're like swapping channels and
Speaker 5: it's so hard to keep up. I might even do
Speaker 5: a quiz with you guys. Right, So Australian Idol, where
Speaker 5: would you find that?
Speaker 4: Channel ten?
Speaker 6: Ten?
Speaker 5: Well, it used to be, but it's coming back to seven? Yes,
Speaker 5: far yes, Farmer wants a Wife? Where would you find
Speaker 5: that nine?
Speaker 1: That's nine?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Channel seven now again Channel seven is need to be
Speaker 5: picking up all the oldies Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 4: I think that's back to seven, ye, but it was ten.
Speaker 1: It was ten because Grant Daniels ten.
Speaker 5: Yes, it went seven then ten? Now back to seven?
Speaker 5: What about Beauty and the Geek? Where would you find that?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm on that show. I do know that channel.
Speaker 4: I would say ten.
Speaker 5: No, it is Channel nine. I also got it wrong, Jenna.
Speaker 5: Can I tell you, Mitchell? You know how you told
Speaker 5: us last week that you'd locked in Sophie Monk to
Speaker 5: come on the show. Yeah, so she's hosting Beauty in
Speaker 5: the Geek and she's going to come on our podcast
Speaker 5: to promote it. And before that we'd spoken off the
Speaker 5: cloud about getting her on the show. You said, oh,
Speaker 5: let me reach out, and I I just didn't believe you.
Speaker 5: I thought you would, like you've done many times before,
Speaker 5: not actually do it. And so I took it upon
Speaker 5: myself to reach out to one of my publicists. But
Speaker 5: I emailed the wrong TV station.
Speaker 1: Oh no, she was so confused, or who did you
Speaker 1: email instead of Channel nine publicity?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 5: I thought Bearding in the Geek was on Channel fucking seven,
Speaker 5: didn't I? So I emailed them. I said, Hey, who's
Speaker 5: looking after Sophie Monk's press schedule? And they were like,
Speaker 5: we can't help you with that for Channel nine and
Speaker 5: I was like, oh no, I should have just trusted Mitchell.
Speaker 5: I shouldn't looked what I've done. I've made a fool
Speaker 5: of myself.
Speaker 1: I'm on the fucking show. This is the one thing
Speaker 1: that I do know, the one time I can actually
Speaker 1: get a guest.
Speaker 5: I know, I believe me. I seriously thought it was
Speaker 5: on Channel seven. Since when is it on nine? No?
Speaker 1: I completely agree. I even said to the team, Oh,
Speaker 1: what's it like working at Channel seven when we were filming?
Speaker 1: I think fuck Production Company was running it and not
Speaker 1: Channel seven. They're like, oh, babe, we're and am ol shine.
Speaker 1: I got no idea. This is Channel nine. Just so
Speaker 1: you know, thank.
Speaker 5: God, You're like, I wore red for this. What do
Speaker 5: you mean it's Channel line? Well? Can I just say,
Speaker 5: if you think TV is confusing enough for us, it's
Speaker 5: even more confusing in the country, right. Did you know
Speaker 5: Mitchell Jenna would know being from Dubbo. Did you know
Speaker 5: that all the stations have different names out in the bush.
Speaker 1: For what reason would they need to have different names?
Speaker 5: That baffles me because it's like they've got their own
Speaker 5: TV networks, but they simulcast whatever's happening in the city.
Speaker 5: Like the last few years, Channel ten have been called WIN, right,
Speaker 5: and I.
Speaker 6: Don't like that because it was originally Channel nine was WIN.
Speaker 5: That's right. Channel nine was WIN for ages. Then WIN
Speaker 5: became Channel ten for the last few years. But today
Speaker 5: I'm not even kidding. Literally today they swapped again, so
Speaker 5: WIN is now Channel nine and Channel ten shows will
Speaker 5: be on Southern Cross ten. It's very confusing, even especially
Speaker 5: for old people like my mother. She was complaining to
Speaker 5: me this morning about actually see if she's here.
Speaker 1: Jane her house. Hope, Yes, she's near coming here, probably
Speaker 1: in the kitchen.
Speaker 5: Jay was selling this morning. She's very upset because she's
Speaker 5: very confused about her favorite show. What were you telling me?
Speaker 5: Mitch and Jenner? Here?
Speaker 1: Hi, Mitch and Jenna. Jay.
Speaker 8: I was having a bit of a winge because I
Speaker 8: love watching The Ball and the Beautiful and I won't
Speaker 8: know what channel to put it on now.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's very important, more than the news, I'd say.
Speaker 5: Also, where was it before?
Speaker 8: Was on channel eight? Right?
Speaker 5: You press eight on the remote? Now, what do you press? Bye?
Speaker 5: There you go. You know what you're doing. You'll be
Speaker 5: able to find it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, I hope so, because I don't want to
Speaker 8: miss Brooken Ridge. You never know what they're going to
Speaker 8: get up to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exact, Clara, I thank you, Jane, Jane, bathroom there
Speaker 5: you go. So if it's confusing for young people like us,
Speaker 5: what hope do the elderly like my mother have. It's like,
Speaker 5: whenever people tell me that they don't listen to podcasts
Speaker 5: because they find them confusing, I'm like, what do you mean?
Speaker 5: Our podcast US is in the same place whenever you
Speaker 5: want it. You can listen at any time you like,
Speaker 5: just choose an app and it's there all the time.
Speaker 5: There's no chopping and changing like all the bloody TV channels.
Speaker 1: You know, the one network that never changes, the fucking
Speaker 1: pawn channels?
Speaker 5: What porn channel?
Speaker 1: Always it's always ninety seven, ninety eight, ninety nine sexy
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Speaker 5: To play Jesus. I don't know about you, Jenna, but
Speaker 5: they didn't have that out in the country when I'm
Speaker 5: up there.
Speaker 1: I didn't know need the suicide rates to drop if
Speaker 1: you did that you're listening to Is it just me
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Speaker 5: And plus weirdest analogy of ef but it worked everyone knows.
Speaker 1: That's how we pay Jen. It's just a double beef
Speaker 1: and bacon on the day. Wow a Maca's heavy episode.
Speaker 5: Yeah are you hungry, Darlin?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been up since three. I had a bowl
Speaker 1: of Sultana brand and that went fucking soggy.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that stuff does go soggy, doesn't know how
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Speaker 4: Surprisingly quite a lot of people really.
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Speaker 5: Did he actually say what he's been listening to my
Speaker 5: old podcast? I'm assuming yeah, not my cup of tea, not.
Speaker 1: My cot I don't know, no wonder it was canceled,
Speaker 1: historically canceled. I low key want Shuri to be my
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Speaker 1: let's roll talkback teams.
Speaker 5: So talkback Tings is where we play the weird shit
Speaker 5: that happens on talkback radio. It's such a unique, cooked
Speaker 5: world of its own, isn't it talkback radio?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it isn't coming from FM radio? Tight bright,
Speaker 1: no dead air, You move on. You don't really have
Speaker 1: conversations unless that's the point of the whole segment. But
Speaker 1: talk back now they got a field endless amounts of air.
Speaker 5: Well. I heard something during the six hour drive back
Speaker 5: home to bogen Gate wearingham right now, and I thought, oh,
Speaker 5: that's very out there. That's odd. But I'm thinking, Mitch,
Speaker 5: you can implement it into your FM radio world. So
Speaker 5: John Law's right, the King. We've heard from him quite
Speaker 5: a few times in this segment. He was taking a
Speaker 5: call from someone and halfway through he sort of just
Speaker 5: broke into song. What but he wasn't singing. It was
Speaker 5: more like poetry.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 5: It sounds weird, but give it a listen. I really
Speaker 5: think Mitch, you should know take this on board.
Speaker 1: I don't think I need it. I think my show
Speaker 1: is just fine. But we have the audio. This is
Speaker 1: Jong Laws on AM Radio.
Speaker 2: One three hundred five six four sixty five two. Should
Speaker 2: you like to give us a call and tell us.
Speaker 1: What sorry that fucking number? Simplify it.
Speaker 5: It's like one three hundred John Laws. It spelled his name.
Speaker 1: Hey, listeners already have damage frontal loaves like, don't make
Speaker 1: them have to hours? Is thirteen one o six five easy.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you.
Speaker 5: Know when you use the text on a Nokia as
Speaker 5: the letters and numbers would be there. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 5: one three hundred whatever it is that spells one three
Speaker 5: hundred John Laws.
Speaker 4: Oh my WSFM.
Speaker 1: Oh that's actually smart. So they catered for that back
Speaker 1: in the day when that was really cool.
Speaker 5: But he doesn't say that. He says the number in
Speaker 5: four one three hundred five six four six fighter.
Speaker 1: His listeners can barely remembiner to take their blood pressure medication,
Speaker 1: not alone that number. All right here, continuing the audio.
Speaker 2: It is that is on your mind? We better talk
Speaker 2: to Ross Ross? Are you there?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Mate?
Speaker 2: Okay, what do you want to talk about? Ross?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 9: Yeah, just I had a bit of a culture shop
Speaker 9: myself the other day. I drive a truck up and
Speaker 9: down the up the coast and Queensland coast, and after
Speaker 9: as far as Mount Eyser, and I was getting ready
Speaker 9: to find in me truck and the gear bag was
Speaker 9: missed five minutes on the front sets. And I come
Speaker 9: from a country town where you went down the pub
Speaker 9: and you left your wallet and your money on the
Speaker 9: on the bar when you.
Speaker 1: Went to the toilet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody touched the thing. Yeah. Oh, God knows what's
Speaker 2: happened to that lovely attitude we used to have in
Speaker 2: little towns where you could do anything you like. You
Speaker 2: just got to be so careful these days because the
Speaker 2: world has become a much more violent place than a
Speaker 2: much more dishonest place than it used to be.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and you know, everyone looked after everyone else.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 9: Everyone looked up for everyone up now it makes a
Speaker 9: really paranoid about people, you know.
Speaker 2: I remember a story I did about little towns. I
Speaker 2: might read that for you.
Speaker 6: Oh no, ye.
Speaker 2: Okay, ros turn your radio on and listen, because it's
Speaker 2: a good story about little towns. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Where do you get a good town from.
Speaker 3: Let's just think about the magic of the little town.
Speaker 3: A little town is where everybody knows what everybody else
Speaker 3: is doing, but they read the weekly newspaper just to
Speaker 3: see who got caught doing it. A little town is
Speaker 3: where if you get the wrong number, you can talk
Speaker 3: for fifteen minutes anyway if you want to. In any town,
Speaker 3: the ratio of good people to bad people is one
Speaker 3: hundred to one.
Speaker 5: Where'd you get that statistic?
Speaker 1: From?
Speaker 3: One hundred are uncomfortable in a little town the one
Speaker 3: is uncomfortable. A small town policeman has a first name.
Speaker 3: The small town school teacher has the last word. The
Speaker 3: small town preacher is sometimes a full time farmer. The
Speaker 3: small town fireman takes turns. And you say, why would
Speaker 3: anybody want to live in one of these tiny blink?
Speaker 3: And you missed towns. I don't know, maybe because in
Speaker 3: the class play there's a part for everybody. What in
Speaker 3: the town jail there's rarely anybody? And then the terms
Speaker 3: you're still among friends?
Speaker 1: Oh my, Mitchell, what did you think when you heard
Speaker 1: that live?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I'll be honest, I did think, what
Speaker 5: the fuck is going on? Where did this come from?
Speaker 5: And I also did think, oh, he's clearly not reading
Speaker 5: that live. His voice sounds way younger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was in the mid eighties at least the
Speaker 1: phlem wasn't on his throat as well at that point
Speaker 1: in time.
Speaker 5: But then I thought, this is John Laws we're talking about.
Speaker 5: He has been in radio for four hundred years, and
Speaker 5: so there must be some key to his longevity. And
Speaker 5: I feel that that might be the fact that he
Speaker 5: really thinks outside the box. So, Mitchell, I think you
Speaker 5: should take inspiration from his poetry.
Speaker 4: I was quite inspired.
Speaker 1: And what starts some poetry on the night show or
Speaker 1: the national breakfast show that I'm doing.
Speaker 5: No, precisely, that's what I'm thinking. You've got this new
Speaker 5: fancy radio gig. You're doing breakfast hours at the moment,
Speaker 5: and I was thinking you should call your boss and
Speaker 5: find some gentle guitar music similar to what John Laws
Speaker 5: has with the pan Flete and then just say to him, hey, man,
Speaker 5: I've got this idea. Can you let me know what
Speaker 5: you think of this and then wing it? Just improvise
Speaker 5: something similar to that.
Speaker 1: Hold on, wait a second, now, I don't want to
Speaker 1: implement this in my show. I've got enough content. I'm
Speaker 1: more than a cross it.
Speaker 5: Hey, if it's good enough for the great John Laws,
Speaker 5: it's good enough for you, bucko. You could learn a
Speaker 5: thing or two from him. I feel like poetry could
Speaker 5: be your thing.
Speaker 1: I found some music. This is perfect. This is lovely,
Speaker 1: sounds like something from Banjo KAZUOI.
Speaker 5: Okay, so call you bof dB.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm going to call my producer. I'm going
Speaker 1: to call my producer, Alex Alex. Yeah, Alex is my
Speaker 1: producer for the Winter Breakfast show.
Speaker 5: That I oh wait, that is that the same intern
Speaker 5: Alex that we had on this podcast. We brought her
Speaker 5: into Oust Jenna.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes we did, and then.
Speaker 5: We offered her a role on this podcast as a producer,
Speaker 5: and then she ghosted it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she fucking did.
Speaker 4: Came never.
Speaker 5: We did a welfare check and we just presumed she
Speaker 5: was dead. So she's back from the dead working on
Speaker 5: your radio show, is she?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she got the call up. She's my head producer.
Speaker 4: She's alive.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 5: I can't believe she faked her own death just to
Speaker 5: get out of working on this podcast. That's unbelieva.
Speaker 4: That's something I would do.
Speaker 1: You should imagine my when I got a call from
Speaker 1: a number, I thought it's a polt.
Speaker 5: Guys anyway, so maybe call Alex then, your producer and
Speaker 5: just say, oh god, this is actually better because she'll
Speaker 5: be really polite. She won't have the heart to tell
Speaker 5: you that it's fucking stupid. Yeah, like, hey, babe, I'm
Speaker 5: thinking outside the box. I want to bring something fresh
Speaker 5: to the radio show next week. What do you think of?
Speaker 5: And then what do you want your poem to be about?
Speaker 1: Or maybe ask her, now, what's what's my poem to be?
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna have to have an idea for a poem?
Speaker 1: What about Princess Diana's mural.
Speaker 5: That nah, you do better? You do better when you're improvising.
Speaker 5: Maybe ask her to give you a random topic.
Speaker 1: Oh good, Yeah, Okay, I'm going to dial her through.
Speaker 1: I'm going to connect my phone so she knows it's me.
Speaker 1: Fucking hell.
Speaker 5: Can I hear the music again?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I've got options. So this gentle guitar number three,
Speaker 1: which you've heard, this sounds like the final Ballad of
Speaker 1: the Titanic as it's into the North Pacific.
Speaker 2: Does? Yeah?
Speaker 5: That one's too emo. It needs to be a bit inspiring. Yeah,
Speaker 5: this one sounds like New Poise panty line if by
Speaker 5: Libra it does?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does. I like the bat trash, It's true
Speaker 1: milk because I don't want the calthium and take from
Speaker 1: regular milk. That's why I drink so good. All right, No,
Speaker 1: I like three, this is it. This is it. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's it. I'm gonna call it, but I'm going to
Speaker 1: get her opinion on which it's me. You're not you
Speaker 1: won't speaker phone rule number one, like I taught you. Oh,
Speaker 1: I had an idea for the show. I'm thinking, you
Speaker 1: know how you have Tom Gleismer from Have you been
Speaker 1: paying Attention? Monday? Yeah, I'm thinking on Tuesday, just to
Speaker 1: like tie into that comedy aspect and the fun we
Speaker 1: should do. Okay, I should do poetry on the air, okay,
Speaker 1: like live poetry, live lyrics about a topic that's current, Okay,
Speaker 1: cool fun.
Speaker 6: It'd be like, yeah, like I have like a slam
Speaker 6: poetry kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not even slam, like inspiring, Like I want to
Speaker 1: inspire like like people like kids listening, what's topical, what's
Speaker 1: happening at the mow in like culture?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean you.
Speaker 1: Could you know, kind of do something inspiring in terms
Speaker 1: of Brittany, you know, Britney Spears, people control you. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Britney Spears cooking. I just like get some
Speaker 1: music out and I like i'd sing to music ideas.
Speaker 5: It'd be like.
Speaker 1: We knew you from a girl titan cue, but now
Speaker 1: look at you like an old haggard boot free Brittany.
Speaker 1: Let her out of that cage, Poor poor Brittany. It
Speaker 1: makes me filled with rage. Blonde hair, blue eyes, her
Speaker 1: father doing this. I despise something like that, you know,
Speaker 1: like a poem, a current, Yeah yeah, that could work.
Speaker 1: Or what else is topical? Well, I mean royal or
Speaker 1: topical royals? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You shouldn't have
Speaker 1: got in that taxi cab. I'll die. Why did you
Speaker 1: have to die? You would have been sixty today, it's
Speaker 1: the sixty anniversary of her.
Speaker 7: If there was a statue made for die and it
Speaker 7: was built from concrete and lie, concrete and line.
Speaker 1: A beautiful son's attended, tension was at an all time
Speaker 1: No sign of Queen Lizzie, no sign h Philip wasn't there.
Speaker 1: I guess he probably couldn't, because Philip.
Speaker 5: Died, just like Die.
Speaker 1: Princess died. Yes see, I think there's something you die too.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, well we can talk Monday and then
Speaker 1: we'll send it to managementcause I reckon that's good to
Speaker 1: center like dB the buses. Yeah, I love that. Okay, fabulous,
Speaker 1: all right, thanks Alex, I'll talk to you over the weekend.
Speaker 1: Love you, love you. See Thanks the tips. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Now that didn't that didn't even feel like a prank call.
Speaker 5: That felt like a genuine fucking brainstorm. And you know what,
Speaker 5: I'm soul. I loved it.
Speaker 1: I actually might run that audio on Monday morning.
Speaker 5: That was inspirator. Oh my god, that was actually quite impressive.
Speaker 5: You know what, Maybe save it for when you're back
Speaker 5: doing nights radio because I believe you don't have a
Speaker 5: news reader, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no newsreader.
Speaker 5: That could be your way of keeping people in foroard.
Speaker 5: You just sing the news at them. Imagine Sandra Sully
Speaker 5: doing that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, twelve dead in a car crash on
Speaker 1: the Hume high Away this morning.
Speaker 5: Do you know what the most impressive part was?
Speaker 1: What? What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 5: The fact that John Laws's poem wasn't actually rhyming. I
Speaker 5: don't know if you realized that, but you managed to
Speaker 5: make your rhyme even though you didn't need to.
Speaker 1: Because I've been to fucking theater school, I started improv
Speaker 1: if there's one thing in life I can do, I
Speaker 1: will never be a builder, never be a salesman. If
Speaker 1: there's one thing I can do, it's fucking rhyme on
Speaker 1: a song. I don't know where that is ever going
Speaker 1: to come in handy, but you know what, I've got it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've found your niche and you need to go
Speaker 5: for it. I think this is your new thing. I mean,
Speaker 5: I'm saying this now, like, oh, you should definitely start
Speaker 5: doing this on radio or on our podcast. But I
Speaker 5: think if if one week you came in and said
Speaker 5: I have another poem, we'd be like, oh, the moment's passed.
Speaker 5: We've been caught up at the moment.
Speaker 1: Now, well, geez, nice to know that I've got in
Speaker 1: the nahble after an executive producer from a big break, you.
Speaker 5: Know that I obviously have more honesty than that. I'd
Speaker 5: tell you if something is shit.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you would you do? I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: why don't we make pancakes on the show and throw
Speaker 1: them at Sam?
Speaker 4: And you go, no, Dylan, I think that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: Can we do it guys week four? Or without Sam?
Speaker 1: Is he okay?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Who knows?
Speaker 1: What's he doing.
Speaker 5: I don't know, well, I think he might be caught
Speaker 5: up in Sydney lockdown.
Speaker 1: True, we forget that general gener and I are essential
Speaker 1: and she's not essential.
Speaker 2: Not.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, can I tell you something? Just because
Speaker 5: we're all friends here and I know that I'm in
Speaker 5: an environment where I'm not being judged, of course, i'd
Speaker 5: fucking slaugh to someone for a vapor right now?
Speaker 1: Do not have one?
Speaker 5: No, I thought, because you now have been weaning off
Speaker 5: them slowly. I thought that if I was going out
Speaker 5: clubbing and stuff, it'd be like temptation. I'm with friends
Speaker 5: social vaping. But because we're in lockdown two weeks of
Speaker 5: no clubbing or any socializing, I'm like, now it's the time.
Speaker 5: So I haven't bought a single vape with me to
Speaker 5: bogen Gate, and.
Speaker 1: It's not easy to be fair. I did think that
Speaker 1: you were in my neighborhood this morning. When I woke up,
Speaker 1: Sidney was blanketed in fog. I thought, shit, Mitchell Combs
Speaker 1: is back in town. But no, it was just thick
Speaker 1: natural fog. It wasn't you on the vapes. I was
Speaker 1: very confused at the moment, but it all was all
Speaker 1: cleared up Wow, what it happened? What a show? You
Speaker 1: know what randampause for us? Another isolation show. I mean,
Speaker 1: where is studio? But Mitch, you're You're on bogen Gate
Speaker 1: and we made it work just for you idiots listening.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was only going to come home for a
Speaker 5: couple of days. This was always the plan, even before
Speaker 5: we went into lockdown. But now that I'm here, I'm like,
Speaker 5: might just stay put a bit. I'd rather be locked
Speaker 5: down with the crisp country air than in Sydney.
Speaker 1: Are you guys? So can you like go out and
Speaker 1: shop like without masks or is it New South Wales Wide?
Speaker 5: No? Because I came from Sydney, I still have to
Speaker 5: obey the stay at home order, so I'm stuck on
Speaker 5: the fucking fart oh only allowed to leave for like
Speaker 5: employment purposes. So the only time I've left is to
Speaker 5: post the is it just me mugs that people have ordered.
Speaker 1: I'll just reach out to the park's dish and ask
Speaker 1: if you can do an insta story for them and
Speaker 1: give them ten bucks and there you go. Pay you
Speaker 1: leave the bog and Gate, all right, thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Seventy three Is it just Me? You can follow us
Speaker 1: on socials a couple of Mitches back on the TikTok.
Speaker 1: Now that Mitchell doesn't have an actual full time job,
Speaker 1: he can edit again, which is great and I feel
Speaker 1: bad saying that, but I've got guys. My only skill
Speaker 1: is able to rhyme and sing songs on the spot.
Speaker 1: But Mitchell's skill.
Speaker 5: What you're talking about. It's not like I ever stopped editor.
Speaker 1: No, I know, but you would. Got su are busy
Speaker 1: for a period. But now, oh my god, the TikTok's
Speaker 1: are back. I've had someone message me and go, I'm
Speaker 1: so glad I found your show on TikTok yesterday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of people do come from TikTok. They
Speaker 5: give us the follow up already.
Speaker 1: We will see you next week for seventy four and
Speaker 1: of course we'll see you on Instagram live this Sunday night.
Speaker 1: We do it every week six o'clock on our Instagram page.
Speaker 1: It's week. And buy mugs as well and leave us
Speaker 1: a review five stars. It keeps us going on the cloud.
Speaker 1: In the meantime, Mitch Day safe in bog and game.
Speaker 1: We'll see you guys next week.
Speaker 5: We will catch you guys next week.
Speaker 1: Bye bye. Is it just me?
Speaker 5: A podcast by a.
Speaker 4: Couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 5: Suff welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment.
Speaker 5: On the end, we pretend that we're done, We go bye, guys,
Speaker 5: and then we keep chatting away. Only our favorite listeners
Speaker 5: have discovered the secret. Though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, sometimes the best part, sometimes the worst.
Speaker 4: Most of the time it's the worst.
Speaker 5: I would say it's the worst, which is why we
Speaker 5: keep it a secret. We want people to think that
Speaker 5: we're kind of okay at producing a decent podcast. But
Speaker 5: this bit is just us talking shit.
Speaker 1: This is kind of like the after party. You know.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you have a great party and it's and it's produced, right.
Speaker 1: There's cake, and there's yeah, you know, lollly bags, and
Speaker 1: there's the event, and there's performances and there's speeches. It's
Speaker 1: a whole it's a whole production. And then you go,
Speaker 1: you know what is an after party? Not everyone's invited
Speaker 1: or you don't have to come. We're just going to
Speaker 1: John O's and it's gonna be loose, like bring your
Speaker 1: own alcohol and like no promises. You might get a
Speaker 1: blowy in the backyard, but hey, so you'll go. Sometimes
Speaker 1: the after party is the best part, and.
Speaker 4: You're just still sitting around.
Speaker 5: And sometimes they do keep the after party a secret
Speaker 5: from some people, like you know, they don't want like
Speaker 5: the Daggy aren't coming to the fucking after party.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're like me and you, Mitchell and everyone.
Speaker 1: At Kyle's fiftieth we go to his after party. You
Speaker 1: get straight in because Mitch's so confident. We're on Kyle's yacht.
Speaker 1: I think we mentioned, Oh maybe we've told this story. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Mitch walks straight into the after party and I go
Speaker 1: up and my name's not on the lease. He's like, Noah,
Speaker 1: you can't come in. I'm like, oh, I'm a cash cop.
Speaker 5: When yeah, I gotta let in.
Speaker 1: No worries Mitchell Coombs, Is it just me and kiss?
Speaker 1: FM walks straight in as a cartwheel up the step
Speaker 1: and then I can't even get in. I've got kiss
Speaker 1: tattooed on my fucking forehead. My year ten after party
Speaker 1: was really good. I remember it. It was a huge event.
Speaker 5: Year's ten. Who had a good memory from year to ten?
Speaker 5: Part if you wouldn't have been drinking or anything, Yeah
Speaker 5: we were.
Speaker 1: I was really straight and really skinny.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you wouldn't have been drinking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, of course I was. My parents let me drink.
Speaker 1: I had double backs and.
Speaker 5: Be hi because you've always been like, not much of
Speaker 5: a drinker.
Speaker 1: It was a ride of passy. I lived in the
Speaker 1: shi for god, so I had a couple of U dls.
Speaker 1: You know, I fingered a girl in the backyard. It
Speaker 1: was what we did.
Speaker 5: Oh, how revaulting I did?
Speaker 1: It was awful. What was your year ten formal mess?
Speaker 1: Did you have a year ten formal than a year
Speaker 1: twelve Farewell?
Speaker 5: I don't think I even went. Actually, no, that's that's
Speaker 5: a lie. I went to the junior dinner dance with
Speaker 5: my girlfriend. Well, I know, I got a record sage.
Speaker 5: I was very charming.
Speaker 1: I can imagine. Then what about year twelve? Were you
Speaker 1: out in year twelve?
Speaker 5: I think by the time we had our graduation, I'd
Speaker 5: come out to a few friends and so by that
Speaker 5: point I didn't have a buzz cut. I had a
Speaker 5: quiff gay right of passage and so, but I wasn't
Speaker 5: like out now like, I don't think I told my
Speaker 5: parents at that point. But yeah, I wasn't like there
Speaker 5: with a fucking guy. I put it that way.
Speaker 1: Jesus. Yeah. Now, did you guys have awards at your formals?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I was talking about this literally today
Speaker 5: with Mum. Right, So I feel like they just put
Speaker 5: these awards on shuffle and give it to any old
Speaker 5: clown because I got the school Spirit Award, which is
Speaker 5: absurd because my bragging right was that I had not
Speaker 5: been to a single swimming or athletics carnival the entirety
Speaker 5: of high school, and I openly had no school spirit.
Speaker 5: So for me to get the school Spirit of War
Speaker 5: was just fucking ridiculous. There were people there who actually
Speaker 5: had school spirit and were there leading on all the
Speaker 5: fucking chance give me a bee, and they didn't get
Speaker 5: the school Spirit of war, but I did. It was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember I got We all voted in my year,
Speaker 1: so mine was legit. And I remember Kylie Aquell came
Speaker 1: up to me and said, Mitch, you've won three awards,
Speaker 1: but you can only have one for fairness, so you
Speaker 1: get to pick what. Yeah, and I got to pick
Speaker 1: out of class clown, biggest gossip or best personality.
Speaker 5: Oh so they were like joke awards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well best personality is a bit fucking arrogant. Wasn't it.
Speaker 1: But of course that's the one that's fifty. No, how
Speaker 1: old have I been, seventeen year old Mitch pitt chows.
Speaker 1: I was like, best personality your bode Well, it'll be
Speaker 1: great on the great on the resume. So I go,
Speaker 1: I want best personality. But I was torn with class
Speaker 1: clown because a lot of my like comedy icons have
Speaker 1: always said I was class clown. But I went with the
Speaker 1: best personal and I got a sash. I was seeing
Speaker 1: the events, I gave it to myself.
Speaker 6: It was awful people who won class clown and all.
Speaker 1: That my class clown I think is dead.
Speaker 5: Has anyone from your year actually died?
Speaker 1: Oh? How horrific have they? Not? My year? But there's
Speaker 1: been people above it under yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a guy my year died, ut said about it?
Speaker 5: Who I actually liked him? He died in a car accident.
Speaker 1: I think, oh awful, Sorry, mitche I've had that too.
Speaker 1: It does you know what, as horrendous as it is,
Speaker 1: it does unite a year like or it does unite
Speaker 1: a group of friends at that age, in those formative years,
Speaker 1: having something traumatic happen really unites a bunch of people.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I'm talking after we graduated.
Speaker 1: Oh post graduation.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, at the five year reunion, it's like, whatever
Speaker 5: happened to that guy? keV Ah dead? Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh no we had it. We didn't have our five
Speaker 1: year reunion because apparently I was meant to organize it.
Speaker 1: And you know me, Mitchell, if that was the case,
Speaker 1: it was never happening.
Speaker 5: Oh you were not going to have a ten or
Speaker 5: twenty nothing. Why the fuck were you meant to organize?
Speaker 1: They said you were a school captain, you needed to organize. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what about Melchi too, Campbell, the female school captain, she
Speaker 1: could have fucking pulled her way, But no, she's working
Speaker 1: for Rio Tinto and the banks.
Speaker 5: Too busy, right, God, why would they expect you to
Speaker 5: organize it? Did they realize that what they're up against?
Speaker 1: I was very organized in high school, befo had nothing
Speaker 1: else to do. School was my life. I love school,
Speaker 1: so like I was pouring myself into that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got when I came home the other day,
Speaker 5: I was looking through my my cupboard and I had
Speaker 5: all my folders that were color coded and really organized,
Speaker 5: and you know how you get the dividers but each subject,
Speaker 5: and I was like, fuck, I was organized. Look at this.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you guys have a school folder?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like I remember when you get to year ten, you
Speaker 1: got your backpack. I had a lunch pack, fruity two
Speaker 1: to break him, a little glad ziploc bag. And then
Speaker 1: once you get to senior the one the uniform changed,
Speaker 1: and two the backpack. You got rid of the backpack
Speaker 1: and you got like a giant clip folder that has
Speaker 1: the ring binder, like a big thick ring butter. And
Speaker 1: you didn't have books. You just had loose leaf pages
Speaker 1: with dividers. That was like English extension, English drama. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, what, books are so much easier than this,
Speaker 1: But we had to go to the folder. Did you
Speaker 1: guys have it?
Speaker 5: Just like? There was no directive that we had to
Speaker 5: swap from books to folders. Why is it just like
Speaker 5: an unspoken rule that once you're a senior youth folders
Speaker 5: Now you don't you.
Speaker 4: Thought about it, but it's true.
Speaker 1: Did you do folded too? Yeah? I did folders too,
Speaker 1: and one.
Speaker 5: Wasn't in force. It was just the thing to do.
Speaker 5: I don't think anyone ever questioned it. No, I don't
Speaker 5: think I would have gotten in trouble if I suddenly
Speaker 5: used books in year twelve.
Speaker 1: Now, I remember Jerome Simpson used books and they were
Speaker 1: contacted and he was horrifically bullied for it. I was
Speaker 1: school captain, I was, I was, you know, social commentator.
Speaker 1: I was very good.
Speaker 5: I don't think you're capable of bullying anyone to their faith.
Speaker 1: True. Also, i'd feel too guilty. I'd probably if I
Speaker 1: ever did bully anyone. And I'm not entorsing it. This
Speaker 1: is me. If I would apologize whenever I'm land Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were, and then I'd bully them back, It'd be
Speaker 1: a cycle of constant bullying to bully the bullies. It
Speaker 1: was awful, backward robin hood. I loved school, like I
Speaker 1: actually really enjoyed it.
Speaker 5: No, I didn't, not, Jennet, what schood did you go to?
Speaker 4: Oh it was a long time ago, you know it is.
Speaker 1: Of course you still had the death penalty. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you didn't obviously, Chris picks in the moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I was a close Yeah.
Speaker 1: Or the only subject you could do was home eg Yeah,
Speaker 1: nothing else, didn't you of course?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Jenna's First school is now a Heritage listed site.
Speaker 4: Yeah it is.
Speaker 5: It is an abandoned, termite infested shed.
Speaker 6: Yes, but my second has been turned into a museum.
Speaker 1: Oh beautiful, because that's where the dinosaurs asteroid hit. Right, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: my school is sinking.
Speaker 5: What what have you done?
Speaker 1: Well? I was there for seven years of it, so no,
Speaker 1: it's sinking because we're built because I'm in I was
Speaker 1: in the in the shire, which is like Botany area
Speaker 1: where Captain cookland and horrifically and it's all mangroves there
Speaker 1: like water, so the school is built on mangroves, so
Speaker 1: it's literally mud. There's no there's no ground under it,
Speaker 1: so we sink. So every year we go down in
Speaker 1: two millimeters. It was like an old school myth. And
Speaker 1: when it rains we get flat because we are like
Speaker 1: underwater and under sea level. It's awful.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that happens with my childhood home, the one that
Speaker 5: I'm currently in. That Oh, even when my brother was
Speaker 5: renovating the bathroom, just the house either sinks or like
Speaker 5: the clay beneath it. During the drought, in particular, because
Speaker 5: the soil was so dry, it actually did the opposite,
Speaker 5: like it expanded like and the house was like reverse sinking.
Speaker 5: And so when my brother was renovating the bathroom and stuff.
Speaker 5: They started getting like cracks in the wall and shit,
Speaker 5: it's very weird building a house upon Clay don't recommend it.
Speaker 1: Oh good, I'll just I'll have to call my buildroom
Speaker 1: let him know he's concrete. Hayden said to me the
Speaker 1: other days that we should buy a house. I'm like,
Speaker 1: we can barely afford the fucking bts Mac's mail bait.
Speaker 4: Buy a house, that's what he said.
Speaker 1: Hell, he's on that TikTok money.
Speaker 5: Oh oh god, you're starting to get that like commitment fear,
Speaker 5: aren't you. He says, buy a house, and you're like, no.
Speaker 1: No, I don't have commitment fear. I just I just
Speaker 1: don't know if you have to go to a bank,
Speaker 1: don't you sounds like.
Speaker 5: A lot of work buying a house, so much time.
Speaker 1: And they're like, what's your at score? I don't have
Speaker 1: any credit, Like I've never had a credit card in
Speaker 1: my life. A credit I'm too scared of. I have
Speaker 1: to pay. Yeah, I'm like, what do your mean, bab
Speaker 1: Why don't use dodo? I've got a plan my dad
Speaker 1: pays for it. Still did he? Actually no, he stopped
Speaker 1: when I moved out of home. He literally sat me
Speaker 1: down and was like, mate, this is disgusting. I'm paying
Speaker 1: your phone bill and you have your own national radio show.
Speaker 1: Something's not adding up. And I went, you're right, you
Speaker 1: should also be paying my internet. No, he pulled it off.
Speaker 1: Look who's who's here?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Come in, come in, Mitchell. Look who's Mitchell? Can't see
Speaker 1: am I supposed to? Look?
Speaker 5: Who there?
Speaker 4: I don't want her to come in. I don't like her.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Jenna is very upset bringer in ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: We'll know some fans will be excited. Is she coming in?
Speaker 1: We just waved her over and she is? She there?
Speaker 7: Guest.
Speaker 5: I feel like one of the listeners right now because
Speaker 5: I've got no idea what's going on?
Speaker 1: Oh this is exciting. This is like a she is
Speaker 1: does say it works? Does it work? Sit down on
Speaker 1: Mike number three please, Mitchell is on on remote, the
Speaker 1: satellite from Bogan Gate. You're on Mike three and they
Speaker 1: are going to give you clues in a different voice.
Speaker 4: And I don't like them.
Speaker 1: Jenna doesn't like us.
Speaker 5: All right, Oh my god, it's Natalie Penn's file.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't hear anything. She's got no headphones. I also
Speaker 1: have a block to ear. Oh, had that happened?
Speaker 10: I was sick?
Speaker 1: Covid did.
Speaker 10: And then it like the fluid moved to my ears.
Speaker 10: I can't hear a thing.
Speaker 5: Well that We need to get you back on again properly,
Speaker 5: sometime soon. We need you to guest host the show again.
Speaker 1: Mitch is saying, we need to get your back. No, no,
Speaker 1: you can still put them in there. Look, studios were
Speaker 1: Instead of a microphone, they're talking to a tin can
Speaker 1: on some string and hope it broadcasts hello Mitch.
Speaker 5: Hi, darling.
Speaker 1: Can you hear him? Turn it up? I can hear
Speaker 1: a bed that's hear me. I can hear you? Interesting?
Speaker 4: Can you hear me?
Speaker 2: Yes? I can hear you.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately speak Mitchell the same room. Of course you're here.
Speaker 5: Can I move to Mike four?
Speaker 1: I'm not Oh no, Jenner, remember give me the headphone.
Speaker 2: Jack.
Speaker 1: So, Mitchell, we had to set up because Mitch is
Speaker 1: on Saturday. You don't have to stand right next to me.
Speaker 1: On how Branden's coming in? Hold on, come in, Branden?
Speaker 5: Come, I just forget about Braiden.
Speaker 1: Do you want me? Yeah? Ok, thank you, Nat, come
Speaker 1: come in here.
Speaker 5: I don't want to speak to her that badly and
Speaker 5: all honesty.
Speaker 1: Make sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I had liked len Oh there you can hear me?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 5: Can you hello?
Speaker 10: Are we sharing a mic too?
Speaker 1: Can I bring my mic over? This is like school captain,
Speaker 1: go get the mic minutes? Yeah, but everyone, it was
Speaker 1: Nat Panfile.
Speaker 5: I was just saying that we should get Nat on
Speaker 5: to guest host the podcast again. But now I'm having
Speaker 5: second thoughts.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it was very unprofessional. When I came in here
Speaker 1: was all prepared. It was spontaneous. I had an issue
Speaker 1: with my studio. I've got a voice track coming up
Speaker 1: in a couple of minutes. Oh you sure live on air?
Speaker 1: Are you? I really can't hear You're fine? So you're
Speaker 1: liquid on the ear?
Speaker 5: Yeah, in the ear drum.
Speaker 1: I was going to go.
Speaker 10: You know those candles we put them in and burn them.
Speaker 10: I went to get one of them and the pharmacist
Speaker 10: was like, what's wrong with your ear? And I said,
Speaker 10: I think it's blocked and she said no, no, no, that's
Speaker 10: for wax. So I had to get you know, there's
Speaker 10: bottles you put water in them and the sachet and
Speaker 10: then you put it up your nose in like a sinus. Yeah,
Speaker 10: nose douche had to get one of those things.
Speaker 1: God, the horrific.
Speaker 4: Have you done them before?
Speaker 5: I quite like them? Actually, I like them after.
Speaker 10: During it's very invasive, like you have to squeeze it
Speaker 10: into your nostril and then out of your other nostril
Speaker 10: comes the snot and you've got to keep your mouth
Speaker 10: open and it comes out your mouth.
Speaker 1: If you haven't done it before, it's your nose is
Speaker 1: so sensitive and it feels so.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it hits the back of it very cleansing. I
Speaker 5: quite like it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's not about Oh I got in trouble. I
Speaker 10: used my boyfriend's one.
Speaker 5: Are you kid? I was like, mate, your tongue been
Speaker 5: on my asshole.
Speaker 10: And you want to worry about my nose?
Speaker 1: Yeah didn't? You didn't as a good joke. You should
Speaker 1: leave now because that was a high. What's coming up
Speaker 1: on your show today? You know, just a lot of music?
Speaker 10: Yeah, yea, heaps of hits, heaps of R and B
Speaker 10: stand for.
Speaker 5: Hmm, rhythm and blues. What Mitchell Rhythm and blues? I
Speaker 5: didn't know that rhythm and blues. I thought everyone knew that.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I thought it was rumba or something umber and they
Speaker 1: just supposed to be.
Speaker 10: No rhythm and blues.
Speaker 1: Apparently, there you go, the more you know, thanking that pani? Okay,
Speaker 1: can you unplug my head? Yeah?
Speaker 5: That was chaos.
Speaker 1: Bye bye, Mitch Bye. I can't hear him again.
Speaker 5: We'll talk to you again soon.
Speaker 1: She's leaving.
Speaker 4: What did I bring in here?
Speaker 1: Nothing? Just your attitude? Yes, goodbye, thank you, nap Fold,
Speaker 1: well done, well done, well done. Isn't she just treat
Speaker 1: She's not.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So that's what I mean when I say this
Speaker 5: part is not the best part of the show.
Speaker 1: Entertaining there for did you guys hee brain and the technician? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said talk to me before you go. Do you
Speaker 1: know why he wants me to?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Are you in trouble?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not in trouble. I've mentioned this on the
Speaker 1: show before. When you reach a certain point in your
Speaker 1: career and your radio career, you get your own microphone.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Kyle's's goal Jacks as dimonded, Amanda Kell's's wood grain. Jonesy's
Speaker 1: is made of misogyny.
Speaker 5: It is not Jones is lovely? What what how could that?
Speaker 1: What would that be just famous women's faces with x's
Speaker 1: on them?
Speaker 5: No, it would just be like newspaper Jonesy has endorsed
Speaker 5: this show. It'd be Bob Hawk, Tony Abbott, Tony Abbott,
Speaker 5: he's the one that copped the fucking misogyny speech. Definitely
Speaker 5: plaster his fucked head all over it.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm getting my own microphone and I'm getting it custom,
Speaker 1: so I can pick any any texture, any color, any feature.
Speaker 1: And I don't know what I want to get. What
Speaker 1: should I get? If you listen to DM me, tell
Speaker 1: me what you think I should get, because it'll be
Speaker 1: in all my videos, my show. I'm on it. Now,
Speaker 1: what should I do for my mic? Guys?
Speaker 5: Oh god, there's a world of options, isn't there?
Speaker 1: Very unrelatable content? But you can still help.
Speaker 5: Why don't you get a dick like when people used
Speaker 5: to do like scoobies, they would like plat those string
Speaker 5: things together, just get scoobies all around.
Speaker 1: It, just scooby the vibe. Yeah, actually funny?
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's wrong with a scooby?
Speaker 1: Or what if I just what if I go to
Speaker 1: Wooli's headquarters and ask for ushies and just hot glue
Speaker 1: ushies all over my mic and that way if I
Speaker 1: drop it at one.
Speaker 5: That's you'll have crap falling off it. That's no good.
Speaker 1: I've thought what about hot wheel flames.
Speaker 5: Like a scooter.
Speaker 4: Like a.
Speaker 5: Scooter, yeah, like a pair of heelies. Make it look
Speaker 5: like a green machine. Oh my green.
Speaker 1: Oh, like a purple pink flame, kiss colors because my
Speaker 1: MIC's black, Jenny, you can see it. They could just
Speaker 1: matt blackheat and then on the base two flames coming
Speaker 1: up to my mouth that are bright purple.
Speaker 5: I quite like, what else could you do?
Speaker 1: What if I get it painted like a Harry Potter wand.
Speaker 4: Can you get a long one?
Speaker 1: Make it a long wondo. We've got the long stick
Speaker 1: ones that I'll get or Mitchell, you were talking to
Speaker 1: one of these ones, Mitchell, do you Jenny, You've got
Speaker 1: the long one. But I've got a broadcasting mic, which
Speaker 1: is like thick. It looks like a a submarine.
Speaker 5: Make it a submarine. That's funny.
Speaker 1: That's funny. To or a telescope.
Speaker 5: What if you made it look like a toilet paper roll,
Speaker 5: even with like a little bit of toilet paper left,
Speaker 5: and everyone's like, what.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's really good. That's cool. That's good.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send you Mitchell. I can get it chromed
Speaker 1: as well, like I could also make it like metal.
Speaker 5: What did that mean? Chromed?
Speaker 1: Chromed like sparkly, like silver like kyle'ss gold. Right, but
Speaker 1: like I could make mine like that shininess bit in
Speaker 1: any color?
Speaker 5: M okay, Jim. Yellow, Well, I mean, I wasn't gonna
Speaker 5: say anything, but that would be nice.
Speaker 1: Yellow is my favorite color. So it's not even to
Speaker 1: do with gym. It is my favorite color.
Speaker 5: Cute you should yellow yellow. That's gonna look a lot
Speaker 5: like the golden microphone, though you don't want to be
Speaker 5: accuses of copying him.
Speaker 1: And you know a yellow submarine, Oh my god, because
Speaker 1: I'm such a Beatles f.
Speaker 4: Your favorite band.
Speaker 1: I love their hit song Ladybug. Yes, orange, I do
Speaker 1: like orange, Matte, Matt, Orange could be good. This is
Speaker 1: about like.
Speaker 5: A down mation print.
Speaker 1: Oh what about it? What about a black and white
Speaker 1: checkerboard print that could be fun?
Speaker 5: No, that's very JJ's belt.
Speaker 1: It is is so is flames I had. All I'm
Speaker 1: thinking of is like it reminds me of that fat
Speaker 1: chubby it kid from my Karli. He always had like
Speaker 1: a black button up with red flames coming from the bottom.
Speaker 1: Like that's what I'm picturing, but I want it like
Speaker 1: it's it's self aware, it's referential. It's not like this
Speaker 1: is kol I'm a hotspeaker.
Speaker 5: You know what if you made it look like a
Speaker 5: red velvet cake, like you've cut open the cake and
Speaker 5: that texture, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, we're like a cupcake, like the top is
Speaker 1: the icing where I speak into here?
Speaker 5: Yeah, what about rainbow?
Speaker 1: Because I'm I.
Speaker 5: Could go a red velvet cake right now?
Speaker 1: Have they made it to bogen Gat or are they
Speaker 1: still on just chouk Mard.
Speaker 5: I don't think I'd be able to get it anywhere
Speaker 5: in bogen Gate, but surely for the parks or whatever
Speaker 5: red velvet?
Speaker 1: Can I get a red velvet cake plays at the
Speaker 1: local bakery? Rot button material? No, ma'am. In Sydney, that's
Speaker 1: a flavor, you lacky doo city folk. Next you'll be
Speaker 1: ausing for a cornerally cake. Sorry to make fun of
Speaker 1: the locals.
Speaker 5: No, no, it's fine.
Speaker 1: That was a joke because red velvet is a type
Speaker 1: of material.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I do know that.
Speaker 6: You can buy Woolworths in Duble So really, parks and forms.
Speaker 1: Is there a coles or are you like running an
Speaker 1: IgA that has a local family surname attached to it,
Speaker 1: like Richie's IgA.
Speaker 5: Both there's like Woolies Coals and then Bernardi's It's Bernardi yep. Yeah. Also,
Speaker 5: how funny is this? You know how Target used to
Speaker 5: have like the mini version of Target called Target Country
Speaker 5: Country Towns. Yeah, so they got rid of Target Country
Speaker 5: recently and Jane was devastated. She's like, well, my kids
Speaker 5: have moved out, there's no Target Country. What's the point
Speaker 5: of even being here? And so she was devastated. But
Speaker 5: they've changed it into a mini kmart And guess what
Speaker 5: mani kmarts are called? Oh what k hub? Oh?
Speaker 1: I think I watched a great twinking crashed on that
Speaker 1: last night. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I feel like I've been stuck in a k hub
Speaker 5: once or twice to puffed off on early Sunday morning.
Speaker 1: Oh, very true. That's isn't that where you're buy ketamine
Speaker 1: on King Streets? They call it the k hub.
Speaker 5: It's a weird name for it, isn't it. But yeah,
Speaker 5: I still haven't been because I'm in fucking lockdown.
Speaker 1: But you know that's so funny K hub.
Speaker 4: Why couldn't it just be km up country?
Speaker 5: Well, it's kind of like, you know how you've got
Speaker 5: the Coles Express servos. Why don't they just call it
Speaker 5: kmart Express?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh came out express to be perfect.
Speaker 5: I've never even seen a k hub. Let me google
Speaker 5: this shit.
Speaker 1: Careful, hope you're not on the family Wi Fi. They
Speaker 1: might have alert set up. Your poor mom will call
Speaker 1: your dad.
Speaker 5: Cute Ian, what to be.
Speaker 1: Going while I'm at the store.
Speaker 5: No, they're quite cute. Actually, these k Hubs I've just
Speaker 5: searched k Hub.
Speaker 4: Be careful, Braiden, we'll come back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to get off the workwise.
Speaker 5: Oh so it's got the big K like kmart and
Speaker 5: then just the word hub instead of.
Speaker 1: Mart, nice and Rainbow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like a a kmart.
Speaker 1: August twenty twenty so it's new. Kmart unveils new k
Speaker 1: hub format in former Target stores. Also, they have bought
Speaker 1: all country targets, Mitch.
Speaker 5: It's so funny. I'm reading the list of towns that
Speaker 5: k hub is opening and it sounds like you've made
Speaker 5: half of them.
Speaker 1: Mark, Oh my god, I've got it to go ramble.
Speaker 5: Some off Ganada Picked and Timid a Ladala. Actually the
Speaker 5: the ro real places I know it does gilcare are
Speaker 5: Bowen Charter towers. That sounds about it. Chinchilla, that's surely
Speaker 5: fag stagham mariba.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've got the list too, flat at and tops
Speaker 1: underwindy Carrie Cecleton, Wow, what really it?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Kai Abram, I've got yagarossa heights.
Speaker 5: No, by the way, I'm reading real ones you're making.
Speaker 1: It might have failed.
Speaker 5: She believed my weird talent that I've kept with me
Speaker 5: from primary school. Speaking of country towns, you know that
Speaker 5: song that's like I've been everywhere, man, I've been everywhere.
Speaker 5: I still know the words to that because we had
Speaker 5: to do it at school.
Speaker 4: You know all the words sing it yep, and.
Speaker 5: You know how they rattle off the country towns really quick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, rattle off the towns.
Speaker 5: And I'm gonna have to remember as a bear man
Speaker 5: I breathe a mountain. Eh, I've traveled, I've had man,
Speaker 5: I've been everywhere. Been a Tullemore sing or Mala La
Speaker 5: Rick Birdsville and kind of kind of mind staff Fine
Speaker 5: Plott fuck lost there. If I was in studio, I
Speaker 5: would have gotten you to play the music so that
Speaker 5: would be more impressive.
Speaker 1: But you know I did search it. Sorry, but we
Speaker 1: don't have it.
Speaker 5: It would have been out of think anyway because of
Speaker 5: the delay between us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what we've done fucking well everyone for
Speaker 1: this show.
Speaker 5: Oh dear, I just realized that. Oh no, I just
Speaker 5: googled the song. I've been everywhere to see if I
Speaker 5: could find the lyrics, and it's performed by Rolph Harris.
Speaker 4: Oh no, all of that back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that can go.
Speaker 4: Goodness.
Speaker 5: Maybe I could re record it so that it doesn't
Speaker 5: it's not tainted by his memory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe, because I doubt he wrote it. Do you
Speaker 1: guys want to play the quiz that I do every
Speaker 1: morning on my new radio show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Question boost CUIs of the day, high questions.
Speaker 1: First quiz of the day. Because it's five in the morning,
Speaker 1: five questions at five am, first quiz. No one else
Speaker 1: has asked these questions. Is it making sense why it's
Speaker 1: called first quiz? Mitchell, let's get on with it. Sorry.
Speaker 1: Question one, Actually, if you win, you get to pick
Speaker 1: something from Carl Jackieo's prize vault, which sure I'm opening
Speaker 1: now I've got the curious that's just oh oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's where Brooklyn sleeps. That old on day one. That
Speaker 1: was a brilliant joke. That I've used every morning. Question one,
Speaker 1: how old de choice of Anturn this week twenty six
Speaker 1: or thirty.
Speaker 5: Six twenty twenty six? Obviously twenty six?
Speaker 1: Cloudy Day is the fresh track from which Ozzie.
Speaker 5: Local Oh oh oh tones?
Speaker 6: And I.
Speaker 1: Correct, Mitchell, Which Ossie reality show has sent its contestants
Speaker 1: to ULARU this week?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Mastership correct?
Speaker 1: I don't know how melissaly On put up with a
Speaker 1: dry heat. Question four? What profession is our upcoming bachelor?
Speaker 1: Jimy Nicholson?
Speaker 5: I know, pilot.
Speaker 4: He's a good pilot.
Speaker 1: The promos, actually, the promos look good.
Speaker 4: Have we all seen that promos are horrific?
Speaker 5: What do you mean? I was there when they were
Speaker 5: shooting it. I like it.
Speaker 4: What the ones of him in a plane in the sky.
Speaker 5: No, I was just there at the airport. I went
Speaker 5: and did like a behind the scenes shoot when I
Speaker 5: was working at Kisstones.
Speaker 1: Oh, I get it, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 5: That makes sense that they did a really good job
Speaker 5: at making that promo look more glamorous than it actually was.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, Yeah, it does look glam Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's so funny. That's like me watching the m H
Speaker 1: three seventy documentary. I was there, Well, but I get it.
Speaker 1: You're at the epop. All right, for the win, Rebel
Speaker 1: Wilson starts in the latest commercial for which payment service?
Speaker 5: Oh is it after pay?
Speaker 1: Well done in bog and Gate, you have won. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: we will send you something from win ten thousand dollars. No, no,
Speaker 1: that's not it's not the Kyle and Jackie O pop quiz.
Speaker 4: It doesn't he get to go in the vault.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he gets to go in the vault. But the
Speaker 1: vault is a random question. He doesn't actually get to
Speaker 1: pick what's in the vault.
Speaker 5: Oh, well, that's shit. I want to know what's in
Speaker 5: there and what I'm winning.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll let you know. Sadly, times and eyes on
Speaker 1: the other morning at kiss, What a funny thing to
Speaker 1: see five seconds rule is over. That's a great game.
Speaker 1: That's a good game. It's fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a good game if I'm the one winning.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I agree.
Speaker 7: True.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the metric is an okay? Fair, fair fair?
Speaker 1: Now I know for next time. All right, let's go,
Speaker 1: let's get out of here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's get out of here. I might see you
Speaker 5: next week, or I might be in Bogan Gate who knows.
Speaker 1: Who knows. We'll be here regardless. See you guys, have
Speaker 1: a great week.
Speaker 5: Thanks for listening. Don't forget. We hope this podcast made
Speaker 5: you feel at least two percent better today.
Speaker 1: That's all, that's, that's all, all right. See you guys
Speaker 1: next week. Bye, good bye bye.
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