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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian o'connel Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: All right, time now for this week's House of Pain.

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Speaker 2: This is where every week we walk around our house

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Speaker 2: of Pain. We're building with you guys. As we go

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Speaker 2: into each room, we look for your stories where you've

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Speaker 2: had pain. We've been around in the House of Pain.

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Speaker 2: So far, we've been into your kitchens. Last week, we're

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Speaker 2: in your bedrooms with lots of amazing stories. Now we're

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Speaker 2: moving into the hallway, hallways, doors, porches and attics.

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Speaker 3: Is that right? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I like it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So any injuries in the hallway at

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Speaker 2: the front door, porches or attics on nine four one

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Speaker 2: four one oh four three.

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Speaker 5: I can kick it off. Do you remember the first

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Speaker 5: time you ever got winded?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god? Yeah, that's a young kid.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, being winded.

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Speaker 5: That's awful, feel awful. Mine was pushing the couch up

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Speaker 5: to the edge of the door, and my idea was

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Speaker 5: to jump off the couch, grab the top of the

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Speaker 5: door frame, and swing through the hall way into my bedroom.

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Speaker 3: As a grab an audacious plan. It wasn't.

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Speaker 5: As I grabbed the top of the door frame, I

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Speaker 5: got a good purchase on it, too good that I

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Speaker 5: went vertical, then I went horizontal and came down on

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Speaker 5: my back all the way down.

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Speaker 3: My oh my god, I can feel that now.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember at the start of the year when

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Speaker 2: I got COVID and Sue the boss right decided to

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Speaker 2: come round my house to give me the recording equipment

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Speaker 2: so I could still do the show.

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Speaker 5: The show must go on.

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Speaker 2: The show musco on that is that is our bosses

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Speaker 2: sue motto, even COVID or it doesn't matter, it's still show.

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Speaker 3: Shove a microphone in his face.

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Speaker 2: I remember the engineers said, well, look, we can't go

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Speaker 2: around there because he's got COVID, and Sue didn't didn't matter.

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Speaker 2: She came around. She would face COVID to thrust that

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Speaker 2: microphone in my wheezy face. So anyway there used to be,

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Speaker 2: there is no more because of what I'm about to

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Speaker 2: tell you. A very slippery, dangerous front doormat that my

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Speaker 2: wife got right the people always us go, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: was slipped on that.

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Speaker 5: Now you e a doormat is the grippy text.

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Speaker 2: I don't know whether I actually think my wife was

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Speaker 2: planning this for me to break my name kind of

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Speaker 2: claim on the insurance.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, Sue turns up. She's laden death with.

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Speaker 2: Big flightcases, with all there's equipment I need.

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Speaker 3: Sady slip.

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Speaker 2: Sue doesn't just slip, she actually breaks her foot on

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Speaker 2: my front door. I've still got the text message from

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Speaker 2: the chief executive going, you broke Sue.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, moon boot for weeks.

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Speaker 2: All right, So, Patsy, you ever sustained any injuries in

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Speaker 2: the hallway at the door porches or attic.

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Speaker 1: No, I haven't, I.

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Speaker 6: Haven't, but you know what I have done in the

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Speaker 6: hallway when Ords broke a leg and she was in

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Speaker 6: a wheelchair, we had to take the poor deer to

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Speaker 6: the bathroom each time, and this one time she was

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Speaker 6: busting and I kind of cut the corner and shoved

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Speaker 6: a corner of the wheelchair into the plaster in the

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Speaker 6: horse and the hole is still there. And every time

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Speaker 6: Chris walks past and he goes, I can't believe you

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Speaker 6: left Ale in the plaster.

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Speaker 2: All right, we're looking for your stories and about injuries

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Speaker 2: the hallway and the door porches for as This.

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Speaker 1: Is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Last week in the House of Paying with a confure

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Speaker 2: injuries that you sustained in the bedroom today we move

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Speaker 2: into hallways, doors, porches, and attics.

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Speaker 3: One four three Mark, Good morning.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Christian. How are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm good Mark. So where do we go in the

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Speaker 3: house of paying with you? Hallway?

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Speaker 4: We're in the hallway. Yes, I have two I had

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Speaker 4: three kids. The two boys were sharing a room, and

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Speaker 4: some unguarly air of the morning, a four year old

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Speaker 4: comes down and says, oh, I don't feel well, so

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Speaker 4: all right, jump in bed to go back off to sleep.

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Speaker 4: So he jumps in the bed. Shortly after the other one.

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Speaker 4: The baby starts crying. My wife goes down the hallway.

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Speaker 4: All of a suddenly he is almighty bad and right

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Speaker 4: you see sp oh my goodness. And I go down

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Speaker 4: there and then she's sitting in the middle of the

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Speaker 4: floor holding her head. The young the four year old

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Speaker 4: come down, had vomited in the hallway, and unbeknownst to

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Speaker 4: my wife, she'd stepped in. It's gone a over ta slammed,

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Speaker 4: slammed her head against the door. Damn, she's got vromat

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Speaker 4: all over, she's got it in her hair. And then

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Speaker 4: the blood's gushing out.

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Speaker 3: Of the exorcist in your hallway.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. And then a half hour later, into Danny

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Speaker 4: in our hospital getting seven stitches in the scale to

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Speaker 4: fixed something with blood and vomit all over her hair

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Speaker 4: and everything like that.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's a great want to kick us off. Where

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Speaker 2: we go in the House of pain Mark, Thank you

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Speaker 2: very much, your story mate, have a good day, Thank you, goodbye,

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Speaker 2: bye bye Jason. Hello Jason, Yes, yes, Risen, there we go.

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Speaker 2: There we go, morning, Jason. What's your story? Where are

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Speaker 2: we going in the House of Paine. We in a hallway,

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Speaker 2: a doorway.

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Speaker 7: Okay, we're in a hallway. Now, this is a whole

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Speaker 7: different century. It was way back when I was a kid,

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Speaker 7: so we're talking nearly fifty years ago. My brother and

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Speaker 7: I were and we used to have holding doors open.

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Speaker 7: Were the old fashioned clothes irons that you haven't put

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Speaker 7: on the stove.

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Speaker 3: To heat up.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so we use those as doorstops. So we were

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Speaker 7: busy wrestling away in the hallway, and somehow this ended

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Speaker 7: up being lifted up and dropped onto my face, tipping

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Speaker 7: one of my front teeth. Yeah, well, I do remember

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Speaker 7: it happening. I remember also getting carted off to the

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Speaker 7: to the dentist and we had to get it because

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Speaker 7: basically I had a triangle piece taken out of one

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Speaker 7: of my front teeth, so I had to get a

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Speaker 7: cap on that. And you know, over the years, that

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Speaker 7: CAP's broken away and had to be replaced. Right at

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Speaker 7: the beginning of COVID, I was eating a dim sim

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Speaker 7: and I've actually broken it off again and I haven't

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Speaker 7: been able to get a picture because during COVID we

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Speaker 7: couldn't go.

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Speaker 3: To an durst.

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Speaker 5: No, that's right, Yeah, I mean there's been some free

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Speaker 5: time since the end of that.

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Speaker 3: We are out in the world now for a year.

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Speaker 3: To have that snaggle.

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Speaker 2: Tooth fitted like a shark's tooth. You got their nails

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Speaker 2: sharpened up, that's right.

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Speaker 7: But unfortunately, I'll work for myself, so having time off

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Speaker 7: to go to an indist is a luxury.

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Speaker 3: You know what. This gives me an idea.

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Speaker 2: Why don't they have mobile dentists for basic rudimentary stuff.

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Speaker 2: They can come round to yours with that bag of tools.

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Speaker 7: They can come and meet me on job site.

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Speaker 2: Ye, Jim's dentistry, Jesson, We've got an idea here.

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Speaker 1: Let's go fifty to fifty Yes, why not?

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Speaker 3: All right, Jason, I'll build up a business plan for you. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: So I love to get back to it. Jason, thank

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Speaker 3: you very much. She call M. I have a good day.

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Speaker 7: Thank you. Cheers.

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