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Speaker 1: Your boyfriend David Campbell is father of the Year. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's next to his old man, Jimmy Bark.

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Speaker 2: They're joint fathers of the Year.

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Speaker 1: You know, I can't compete with that s.

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Speaker 2: But there's other categories.

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Speaker 1: There's also no on what do you mean.

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Speaker 3: There's also Community Leader, Community Father of the Year, there's

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Speaker 3: Sporting Father of the Year.

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Speaker 2: There's best Workplace.

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Speaker 3: Let me just have maybe I'm missing a page because

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Speaker 3: your's not on here.

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Speaker 4: You just you don't even have real papers. That's just

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Speaker 4: the form guide. So you're pretending that my list, my

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Speaker 4: name is on some sort of list.

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Speaker 3: The Australian Father and Awards celebrate three individual father in

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Speaker 3: categories and one workplace.

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Speaker 2: So that's four. Let me check again. Do you think

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Speaker 2: you should be on it? Are you father of the I.

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Speaker 1: Think I should.

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Speaker 4: You know, out of all my three children, I was

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Speaker 4: there four. I was there at all of their birth.

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Speaker 2: Yes, there at the conception, there at the birth. That

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Speaker 2: doesn't make you father of the year.

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Speaker 1: I'll say this. The last one I saved his life.

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Speaker 1: He came out. The corp was around his neck.

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Speaker 4: The birth had gone on forever and it ended up

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Speaker 4: going into a theater, not not the.

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Speaker 1: Lyric theater, a theater theater.

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Speaker 2: It ended well for Abraham Lincoln.

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Speaker 4: And so the doctor he's saying, well, we've got a situation.

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Speaker 4: The baby is not coming out. Coincidentally, at the same time,

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Speaker 4: a bunch of medical students all gowned up came into

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Speaker 4: the theater because what they were going to do. Helen

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Speaker 4: Cervix hadn't come open enough for the little baby Dominic

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Speaker 4: to come out, so all these students were in to

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Speaker 4: watch what they thought was going to be Caesara in section.

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Speaker 1: I'm there, gowned up as well, just standing with the students.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, at the last minute, helen Cervix gave way and

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Speaker 4: little dom came out. But as he came out, the

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Speaker 4: cor was around his neck and I went, eh, cord,

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Speaker 4: call cord around the neck. And the doctor said, good,

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Speaker 4: spot that student there, and he said, as you can

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Speaker 4: see the quarters around the babies the child's neck, and

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Speaker 4: he said, can you put your finger here, still thinking

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Speaker 4: that I'm a medical practitioner, put your finger here.

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Speaker 2: This story gets more elaborate every time.

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Speaker 5: This is how it is because we're on a podcast

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Speaker 5: and I can, you know, I can where did you

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Speaker 5: put the finger between the cord and little dominic's larynx,

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Speaker 5: because what happens a lot of times, young little kids

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Speaker 5: with gravity voices because the doctors nipped.

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Speaker 2: Nicked there as they were listening the cord.

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Speaker 4: Losing the court. So I put the finger there. He

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Speaker 4: got the scalpel and he.

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Speaker 1: Said that was some good note the good work.

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Speaker 4: What's your name? And I said, Brendan. He goes, and

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Speaker 4: how long have you been a student? And I said,

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Speaker 4: I am the father.

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Speaker 2: How young did you look? I'm the father?

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Speaker 4: And he looked around at the other hands and he

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Speaker 4: was He just went, well, what's going on here?

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Speaker 1: You idiots? Didn't say it? This guy? And I know

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Speaker 1: I'm probably a man among men, but.

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Speaker 2: So did you go from room to room with the

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Speaker 2: other side?

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Speaker 1: I could do it? So where you got some hemberoids?

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Speaker 2: There, some hemorrhoids. Who needs a hip replacement?

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Speaker 1: Put your finger? But what I'm saying is right?

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Speaker 2: Are you saying?

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Speaker 1: The middle one Romany?

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Speaker 4: When she came out, she had been Helen. My wife

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Speaker 4: is an allergic to pethidine. And for those who don't

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Speaker 4: know that I'm in the medic medical trades like I am,

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Speaker 4: pethodine had an adverse reaction to Helen and the little

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Speaker 4: baby Romany. So Romony came out there like this lifeless slug.

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Speaker 4: So they had to give her knakhaan to get her

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Speaker 4: across the line. But once again I was Johnny on

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Speaker 4: the spot.

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Speaker 1: I was there. Yeah, he cush you there with the

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Speaker 1: doc becorse.

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Speaker 4: They were counting down twenty thirty and then if we don't,

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Speaker 4: if this gets to fifty, we're going to lose this kid. No,

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Speaker 4: a little Roman, little lifeless slug. And he looked at

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Speaker 4: me and he said who are you? And I said,

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Speaker 4: I'm the father yet again, and he said, he said,

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Speaker 4: what we're doing, mister Janes, is your wife has had

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Speaker 4: an adverse reaction to the pathoden.

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Speaker 1: We're giving her nakhan That's what they give the junkies

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Speaker 1: when they took too much heroin, so they injected it

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Speaker 1: to a foot. That movie Cocoon, the old folks.

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Speaker 4: Touching people and pink the skin comes back to life.

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Speaker 1: That's what little Rome was like. And little Lusty Whale

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Speaker 1: brought her into the world.

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Speaker 2: Were you dressed as a whale?

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Speaker 1: No, No, Lusty Whale like a cry.

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Speaker 3: I need to ask you this though, that being father

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Speaker 3: of you doesn't mean you were president of the book.

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Speaker 3: That intervening year is also master saying what else have

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Speaker 3: you done that?

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Speaker 1: Okay, here's my final one. Why I'm Father of the Year. Morgan.

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Speaker 4: I was there Johnny on the spot when he came out. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: actually no, that's not a good story because I was

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Speaker 4: high on the on the gas and I.

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Speaker 2: Thought, I think you're a student again.

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Speaker 1: I thought, you know the little vacuum thing that they

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Speaker 1: put on for ten he came out. So I was

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Speaker 1: so high when the baby, when Morgan and came out,

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Speaker 1: the suction thing broke off his head.

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Speaker 4: I thought that the doctor had taken off Morgan's head,

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Speaker 4: but I was so high.

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Speaker 1: That's already he would just stick that back on.

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Speaker 4: When you're making a pottery you know, when you're making

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Speaker 4: pottery on a on a wheel or something and a

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Speaker 4: bit breaks up and you and you just.

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Speaker 1: Stick it back on. I thought that that was going.

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Speaker 2: I wish people could see my face right now. Do

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Speaker 2: you think that's why.

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Speaker 1: You face of admiration?

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Speaker 3: Is that why you didn't get Father of the Year

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Speaker 3: because you were off your face when he was by?

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Speaker 3: You know, but it's not all about the you know,

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Speaker 3: have tell me one story where you've redeemed yourself.

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Speaker 2: I'll wait.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations to Jimmy Barnes and David Campbell. Happy Father's Day,

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Speaker 3: everybody worthy winners.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah,