Speaker 1: Laura, come on in, Hello girl, Hello minho ty Laura.
Speaker 1: Happy Monday Wednesday out like last days?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm actually not? Because I had
Speaker 1: my first night last night with a one week old
Speaker 1: baby at my house and I'm just in all sorts.
Speaker 3: O gat that on your Instagram story? Sorry.
Speaker 4: First of all, that baby's older than one week. Ten
Speaker 4: on his legs, that's my brother.
Speaker 1: There's two ones, one and that's the one that was
Speaker 1: standing up on his legs.
Speaker 3: The other one is ten days old.
Speaker 1: So this is BRIT's niss or nephew. Boys are nephews.
Speaker 1: It's niece's nephew. But Britt, I would like to it's Brittan, it's.
Speaker 3: Nephew, it's Monday, and it's niece's nephew.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, but Britt, you did earlier refer to
Speaker 1: your sweet darling little one week called nephew as an it,
Speaker 1: which really brings out the non maternal side. Well, I
Speaker 1: thought it'd be funny. I put a photop at boom
Speaker 1: and I said, what do I do with it?
Speaker 3: Because that's funny relatable.
Speaker 4: But I feel like mum's feel and dads would feel
Speaker 4: like that with their normal kids. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't really call my kids an it, but I
Speaker 1: mean I don't know what to do with me sometimes. Actually,
Speaker 1: speaking of speaking of kids, I definitely don't know what
Speaker 1: to do with mine at the moment. Something has ripped
Speaker 1: through our household. There is an epidemic that is happening,
Speaker 1: and ground zero is the Johnson household.
Speaker 3: It's no good times. Let's get face masks on. You
Speaker 3: going to tellus what it is? Or is that a hook?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: I'm telling you next on the show though, I mean
Speaker 4: we're taking a little different note here, a serious turn.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you girls are across Joshua Taylor Miles.
Speaker 4: He's the junior Cronulla Sharks player in Sydney who has
Speaker 4: blatantly homophobic tattoos on his start.
Speaker 3: It's been a big news story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's been some developments in the case. I'm not
Speaker 4: impressed by it. I'm not happy if you're not across it.
Speaker 4: I'll get you up to speed next here at the
Speaker 4: pick up around Australia. Let's go for your what is
Speaker 4: it again?
Speaker 3: Wednesday? We're all on board. Now we go, ladies.
Speaker 4: Something that you know that I'm very passionate about that.
Speaker 4: I want to talk about today is the story of
Speaker 4: Joshua Taylor Miles. He's a junior Crinella Sharks player NRL
Speaker 4: player who has two of the most horrific tattoos a
Speaker 4: text aside the message that they that they portray aside
Speaker 4: horrific looking tatoos on his quads.
Speaker 1: These tattoos like ugly tattoos anyway, No, it's what they say.
Speaker 3: They're horrible. They're really bad tattoos.
Speaker 4: So the tattoos on his on his left side, on
Speaker 4: his left thigh says each shit and then it's a
Speaker 4: gay slur, a slur against gay people, the F slur.
Speaker 4: I'm not on to say it because I think it's disgusting.
Speaker 4: On the other leg, it says snort lines and f.
Speaker 3: The F word.
Speaker 1: So he's full of class.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's a class, classy twenty three year old kid. Play.
Speaker 1: I mean it's three in sans seraph, So that does
Speaker 1: scream a bit of class, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: Where it does. If it was comic sands, I'd be
Speaker 3: vomiting in my mouth.
Speaker 1: If it was general italics, man, I mean, listen, it's horrific,
Speaker 1: is what it is.
Speaker 4: Jokes aside disgusting tattoos. I'm a gay man. I've got
Speaker 4: a boyfriend. I also live in Cronulla. I'm a Cronella boy.
Speaker 4: My dad is an ex Coronella Sharks player, played for
Speaker 4: the Cornela Sharks reserve team like thirty years ago, and
Speaker 4: now I live right around the corner from the SHARKI stadium,
Speaker 4: so this hits really close to home. Let me read
Speaker 4: what the Cronella Sharks or the Junior NRL squad said.
Speaker 4: They said, the NSW NRL and Cronella Junior are committed
Speaker 4: to providing a safe, fund and inclusive environment for all people.
Speaker 4: So what we've asked Josh to do is cover the
Speaker 4: tattoos up or will ban him?
Speaker 3: So cover the tattoos up and he can keep playing.
Speaker 1: Mitch, how do you feel about that as being an
Speaker 1: adequate response to this? Because I know how much this
Speaker 1: affects you and how when you saw this, what that
Speaker 1: net like, what that did for you and what they
Speaker 1: did to you. What does covering it up like?
Speaker 3: Is that enough?
Speaker 4: I had a visceral reaction to this. It angered me,
Speaker 4: like deeply angered me. First of all, the way we
Speaker 4: found out about these tattoos was the Junior Shark's Instagram
Speaker 4: page posted it at a professional photoshoot.
Speaker 3: Of them playing.
Speaker 4: They post tattoo showing with the tattoo showing. Obviously they
Speaker 4: didn't see it, they didn't notice. But the fact that
Speaker 4: that that slur was posted to their Instagram without anybody
Speaker 4: knowing tells me there's not a gay man that works
Speaker 4: in the NRL on the Cnolic Show.
Speaker 1: But also, I don't believe that it could be possible
Speaker 1: for that entire team to not know what was written
Speaker 1: on his legs, for the coach to not know what
Speaker 1: was written on his legs. He's always wearing shorts and
Speaker 1: it's very visible what has been written. It's not like
Speaker 1: this is small. This covers hit the entirety of the
Speaker 1: front of his thigh.
Speaker 4: So here's the thing goes deeper. So he's gone to
Speaker 4: Barley and he's got the tattoos covered up. So he
Speaker 4: sat down with the management at Junior Sharki's and they've
Speaker 4: said cover it up and you can play.
Speaker 3: He's gone to Bali to rub it in.
Speaker 4: He's documented the whole process on Instagram stories of covering,
Speaker 4: covering them up. He's got I don't even I don't
Speaker 4: even know what he's covered up with. There's an eyeball
Speaker 4: and there's a bear and shut like he's got full.
Speaker 1: Now it's like a Viking and a bear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, full full quad tattoos.
Speaker 4: It is covered up, he posted on his Insta story
Speaker 4: Gone but not forgotten.
Speaker 1: I think this is so completely disgusting. And I know
Speaker 1: that if you worked in any other workplace, if you
Speaker 1: rocked up with a visible tattoo that was discriminatory in
Speaker 1: any way about race, religion, sexuality, it doesn't matter, you
Speaker 1: would lose your job for that. And I think that
Speaker 1: we make so many allowances for people who work in
Speaker 1: the sporting world because we see them as icons. It's like,
Speaker 1: if you can throw a ball and you're really good
Speaker 1: at sport, you can get away with so many things
Speaker 1: that other people are not given the allowances on. But
Speaker 1: also in this, I mean, we all remember back in
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen Israel p Filao he lost his four million
Speaker 1: dollar contract because he had posted very publicly on social
Speaker 1: media that hell was a place for gay people or
Speaker 1: something to that effect. I don't wait to quote exactly,
Speaker 1: but that's what it was about. And he doubled down
Speaker 1: on this, and I think that this is the same thing.
Speaker 1: Because he's doubled down the thing that he posted on
Speaker 1: Instagram saying gone but not forgotten. It means that even
Speaker 1: though yes, he might have covered the tattoos, he still
Speaker 1: holds those values. He still believes very strongly in the
Speaker 1: things that he's posting and whether or not we like it,
Speaker 1: people who play in professional sport in Australia, they are
Speaker 1: they are role models, they are icons, they get influences.
Speaker 3: He's a father, yeah, and him is a father. He's
Speaker 3: got a son that would.
Speaker 1: Totally him having these views. It allows other people to
Speaker 1: hold those views, and it makes it okay for other
Speaker 1: people to say those things.
Speaker 4: Or as a gay person, it scares me. You know,
Speaker 4: I don't think I've told you girls this. A month ago,
Speaker 4: two months ago, I don't know. I was in Cronella
Speaker 4: with my boyfriend Stephen getting ice cream. It was like
Speaker 4: nine pm. I was called the slur on the street
Speaker 4: of Cronella by a bunch of boys walking out of
Speaker 4: Northey's Pub. Now, I know, Kernella and all these doesn't
Speaker 4: have a reputation for being the most inclusive place, but
Speaker 4: I've been born and raised in Cronella. I'm eating ice
Speaker 4: cream with my boyfriend. I'm harming nobody, and I get
Speaker 4: called a slur and I'm a big, strong boy. I
Speaker 4: can cop that right. But I mean, you say that
Speaker 4: to a young queer boy, a boy that doesn't even
Speaker 4: know his identity.
Speaker 3: I mean about where.
Speaker 1: You are strong enough to copp it. It's about the
Speaker 1: fact that you shouldn't have to be in a position
Speaker 1: to be strong enough to cop it. You know.
Speaker 4: That's why, Well, that's why I think I think he
Speaker 4: should be stood down immediately. If I came to work
Speaker 4: with a shirt on that had any slur about any
Speaker 4: different minority group or any person that's different to the norm,
Speaker 4: I'd be fired on the spot. I think he should
Speaker 4: be fired because if that is what he's happy to
Speaker 4: promote on his body, imagine what he says behind closed doors.
Speaker 1: As someone that grew up with their dad playing for
Speaker 1: the Kronela Sharks, you grew up in Cronola, they are
Speaker 1: your team. How do you feel now knowing that something
Speaker 1: that you supported doesn't support you.
Speaker 3: It's hurtful. It's so deeply hurtful.
Speaker 4: And if you know, I mean, it's so the natural
Speaker 4: response is to say sackam you know, like it's easy,
Speaker 4: but it's genuinely how I feel. Unless he can sit
Speaker 4: face to face with me or members of the queer
Speaker 4: community and tell us why he feels like that way,
Speaker 4: I want to I'd love to know why. I'd love
Speaker 4: to know what thought process this guy had when he
Speaker 4: sat down, how he was, however old he was and
Speaker 4: got these tattoo on his body, because I mean, it's scary.
Speaker 4: Excuse me anyway, All right, let's got a break back
Speaker 4: after this on the pickup.
Speaker 1: Have you seen in the news that Gastro is currently
Speaker 1: at a twenty year high?
Speaker 3: What good for Gastro? Wow?
Speaker 1: I usually you'd congratulate that, right, like shares around at
Speaker 1: all time, like Gastro is. There has never been more
Speaker 1: gastro in Australia than what they currently do.
Speaker 3: We not have anything.
Speaker 4: Inflation's high, gas price is high, food high, Gastro price.
Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you, I don't need to read
Speaker 1: the news to know that Gastro is at an all
Speaker 1: time high because Gastro has absolutely ripped through the Johnson household.
Speaker 3: But the thing is, though, also I'm thinking, you're really
Speaker 3: close to.
Speaker 1: Me, no, because apparently it's this random it's this random
Speaker 1: strain of gastro. Right, it's like this like parasite gastro
Speaker 1: that's only attacking young kids. So both my kids and
Speaker 1: Australia has no cure animals, but Kulla children gastro, we
Speaker 1: got it all. They were like surprisingly like both my kids,
Speaker 1: Marley and Lola five three, they're in it like surprisingly
Speaker 1: good spirits considering. So like all of a sudden, one
Speaker 1: of them will have a vomit and then they're like,
Speaker 1: let's go outside and play and then they like run
Speaker 1: to the toilet for a bout of gastro. Right, they
Speaker 1: feel good because it's like an exorcism. Yeah, they're getting
Speaker 1: it all, and then they're back to normal, Let's go
Speaker 1: play with some lego. So it really has hit an
Speaker 1: all time high. And like I you guys don't have kids,
Speaker 1: so like it's really hard. I think to imagine what
Speaker 1: it's like taking care of a child that's like full
Speaker 1: gastro baby.
Speaker 3: So Lola's had it the worst.
Speaker 1: And last night I had this real moment where it
Speaker 1: was three o'clock in the morning and I was like, ah,
Speaker 1: this is the real lows of parenting. So every night
Speaker 1: she comes in and she gets into bed with us, right,
Speaker 1: she sleeps in my bed. She usually comes in at
Speaker 1: about three in the morning, four in the morning, and
Speaker 1: she either no right every day night. I haven't slept
Speaker 1: for five years, guys. So she she'll either cry from
Speaker 1: her bedroom or she'll make her way to our bedroom
Speaker 1: and come by the bed. But she'll always be like
Speaker 1: a little bit wingy. So I wake up and she's
Speaker 1: right next to the bed and she's like mummy, and
Speaker 1: I rolled like rolled over and I was like sweetie,
Speaker 1: and I picked her up in my arms and I
Speaker 1: pulled her into the bed and I got her into
Speaker 1: the bed. So she's like up on the mattress with
Speaker 1: me and in my arms, and she goes, I let
Speaker 1: my nappy, and I was like, oh baby. I was like,
Speaker 1: don't worry, like everyone has accidents. So then as she
Speaker 1: said it, I was like, stop, don't. She did not
Speaker 1: wet her nappy. It was in fact not we She
Speaker 1: had gas strode from her neck to her toes.
Speaker 3: She was like a softy.
Speaker 1: She was full of poo like I'm talking.
Speaker 3: All through her onesie.
Speaker 1: I had to hand her downcause go up to the
Speaker 1: neck because because I get it, I've never pooed my neck.
Speaker 1: It's so watery that like the nappy can't actually contain
Speaker 1: it because there's so much volume. So you've got to
Speaker 1: imagine like you're laying down and you've got like a
Speaker 1: onesie on, so it just spreads out throughout. So it was.
Speaker 3: Literally down to her ankles and up to her neck.
Speaker 1: So I had to like strip her in the shower
Speaker 1: at three o'clock in the morning, hosing her down.
Speaker 3: She's crying.
Speaker 1: There was gastro in my bed, in her bed, on
Speaker 1: my sheets or my pillow. I cannot There was not
Speaker 1: one part of my house it's not been.
Speaker 3: Covered with this. Wake him up.
Speaker 1: He's got the cold. So he's been asleep for the
Speaker 1: class three days. So he's got the cold.
Speaker 3: The cold.
Speaker 1: I'm so sick. I thought he had COVID. I took
Speaker 1: him home one of those real fancy COVID tests. That's
Speaker 1: got RSB flu covid negative. He just has men flux except.
Speaker 3: For baby killing gastra.
Speaker 1: If only he had, I said to Laura, every time
Speaker 1: I think I'm getting close to wanting a child, she
Speaker 1: pushes me right back down. She pulls the legs up
Speaker 1: from underneath me, and I'm like, oh, yeah, no, I'm
Speaker 1: not there Okay, let me say the obligatory thing that
Speaker 1: every parent always says. I love I do well. I
Speaker 1: don't love ship reader.
Speaker 3: Shit, it's actually impressive to be honest. If she did.
Speaker 1: Look, if you're going to do it, do it well,
Speaker 1: because what I have to say. Oh, guys, funny story.
Speaker 1: Imagine coining sick. Don't either of you do this because
Speaker 1: I need both of you. Imagine coining sick and then
Speaker 1: getting sprung by your boss. That is what has happened
Speaker 1: to one girl. I'm going to tell you about it
Speaker 1: after the break.
Speaker 3: Worst nightmare that's next on the pickup.
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, give us a call if you have ever
Speaker 1: been caught out in a lie.
Speaker 3: Because this one girl.
Speaker 1: She's twenty three. Her name is Grace, and I think
Speaker 1: I sort of feel for her. I don't know which
Speaker 1: way I feel yet.
Speaker 3: So sure, let's unpack it together.
Speaker 1: Well, because I say, the poor young girl. But also
Speaker 1: she did lie to a boss, so I don't know
Speaker 1: where I am on the fence. So she's twenty three,
Speaker 1: she works between Europe, Ballei and Australia. I think like
Speaker 1: she sort of freelancers for this company. Anyway, she called
Speaker 1: in sick to her boss. She said she had a
Speaker 1: doctor's appointment on a Friday and she couldn't make it
Speaker 1: because she wanted. As someone who employs people, there is
Speaker 1: nothing worse than when people call in sick on a
Speaker 1: Friday or after a long weekend. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Really, and it's going to be Friday, right, It's because
Speaker 3: they want the long weekend. That's when it's going to happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's annoying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh god, it's the rich. So hang on.
Speaker 1: It's a Friday. The poor girl, Grace has a doctor's appointment.
Speaker 1: So she says, so sorry, I can't make it work,
Speaker 1: got dog's appointment. She's in the line at the airport
Speaker 1: to fly to Ballei, so that's where she was going.
Speaker 3: She wasn't going to dost appointment.
Speaker 1: She's going for a getaway to Bali.
Speaker 3: Just for the weekend. Was she going to be at
Speaker 3: work on Monday? Or she played on having gas stro
Speaker 3: for the whole week.
Speaker 1: She might have had the next week off or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just know that she lied about
Speaker 1: it and went to the airport. And when she was
Speaker 1: in the line to the airport, she sees someone walking
Speaker 1: towards her and she's like that face looks familiar, and
Speaker 1: she's like, oh no, and then he calls out a
Speaker 1: name and it's her boss. Her boss just so happened,
Speaker 1: like what other odds, Her boss just so happened to
Speaker 1: go to Bali the same day, the same flight, the
Speaker 1: same plane, everything, and just stood there and saw it.
Speaker 3: He went up to her. They had a chat.
Speaker 1: Luckily, they actually started laughing about it, which I think, like,
Speaker 1: hats off to that boss.
Speaker 4: Now he's laughing, and then he's walking straight to the fire, Yeah,
Speaker 4: laughing because he knows he's got it.
Speaker 1: I'm so complete avoid and that as a boss, I
Speaker 1: would laugh as well. And then I would be straight
Speaker 1: on the phone to my sister, who is my business partner,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, I cannot wait to fire her.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. So, I mean, I think that that
Speaker 1: is the universe. That is like the universe saying you've
Speaker 1: been an asshole for so long, now like you deserve this.
Speaker 1: I've taken sick days to travel before, but I was
Speaker 1: always open with my company. So I used to work
Speaker 1: at a hospital and I used to say, Hey, can
Speaker 1: I use a sick day here so that I get
Speaker 1: alonger holiday there? I mean, yeah, but they had the choice,
Speaker 1: and she's like, yeah, I did.
Speaker 3: Have an appointment.
Speaker 1: I had an appointment in bus with my part maybe
Speaker 1: some raiki out a wellness retreat. I once had an employee.
Speaker 1: So it was like a Thursday afternoon. It was two
Speaker 1: o'clock and she said she was feeling really unwell because
Speaker 1: she'd just gotten her period. And she was like, I
Speaker 1: really think I have to go home. I'm feeling really sick.
Speaker 1: Fair sometimes they can be.
Speaker 3: They knock you.
Speaker 1: Down, and I was like, oh, it's you know, annoying.
Speaker 1: We had so much to get through. But she went home.
Speaker 3: Two o'clock, four thirty.
Speaker 1: She is posting on social media from the rooftop of
Speaker 1: the bar, which is just down the street. She didn't go.
Speaker 1: I was like, did you like? I don't know whether
Speaker 1: she forgot that I followed her. I don't know whether
Speaker 1: she thought her post was on private. Maybe she thought
Speaker 1: she posted close friends. But I honestly could not I
Speaker 1: have not wanted or been like faster to fire someone.
Speaker 3: I could not wait to fire her for that.
Speaker 1: Didn't turn up to the rooftop bar, No, I would
Speaker 1: have been, oh my.
Speaker 3: God, fancy seeing you here. What's a tampon that you
Speaker 3: needed so desperately put down.
Speaker 1: The socials and thought you might need and painkillers at
Speaker 1: the bar.
Speaker 4: Don't give us a call if this has happened to you,
Speaker 4: because I do feel like it's a universal experience.
Speaker 3: No, I have such anxiety I am.
Speaker 1: I am such an annoying goody two shoes like and
Speaker 1: it's unrelatable probably, but like I can't. I cannot the
Speaker 1: humble brag. It's not even a humble brag I hated
Speaker 1: about myself. I have such anxiety about calling in sick
Speaker 1: that even if I'm dying, I still drag my ass
Speaker 1: to work. Laura.
Speaker 4: When Laura's called in sick on this show, not very
Speaker 4: often you do, but.
Speaker 3: She will text us non stop listening live, you got
Speaker 3: so great.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm so I feel so guilty. I can't
Speaker 1: deal with it if I sit from the show time
Speaker 1: I'm in bed by, give.
Speaker 3: Us a call. When did you get busted with the
Speaker 3: fake Siki on the pickup? If you're just.
Speaker 1: Joining us before the break, we're having a bit of
Speaker 1: a laugh about this poor twenty three year old girl
Speaker 1: that called in sick for a doctor's appointment and then
Speaker 1: got sprung being on the same flight as her boss
Speaker 1: to Bali, you have so much sympathy for her brain.
Speaker 1: You're the poor darling. No, she's taking advantage.
Speaker 3: Work harder.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's overworked, Maybe she's.
Speaker 3: Not working hard enough.
Speaker 1: The poor things she's like, she's going from Barley. You
Speaker 1: said she's working, Like where else is she working?
Speaker 3: Europe? Europe?
Speaker 1: Like she's traveling around. That kid doesn't even know what
Speaker 1: I'm working.
Speaker 4: You are such a boss. Laura has a business. And now,
Speaker 4: god forbid people take a sick day. When you were
Speaker 4: a young girl, you took fake Sicki's fall.
Speaker 1: I didn't all and I said this before. I'm genuinely
Speaker 1: mean this. I get such anxiety about taking sick days
Speaker 1: that I will stay inside with the curtains drawn for
Speaker 1: fear that someone thinks I'm faking it. I too, I
Speaker 1: always send a selfie or a voice note, as if
Speaker 1: to prove that.
Speaker 3: I love a voice note, and I always it's always
Speaker 3: just coughed. Sorry, give me here, guys.
Speaker 1: I came to work when I had an ament like
Speaker 1: I'm I hate that about myself. But I get such
Speaker 1: like a horrible feeling when you go for a job
Speaker 1: interview and they're like, you know, what what's something negative?
Speaker 1: And you're like, I just hate, Like how good I am?
Speaker 3: You know, like my toxic trait? Ye, my toxic trait.
Speaker 1: We've had some people writing on the pickup Instagram listen
Speaker 1: to this. She called in sick to work to watch
Speaker 1: her AFL team train and then ended up on the
Speaker 1: news and the news watching they told someone that they
Speaker 1: could speak German, trying to impress them, and then the
Speaker 1: person was German.
Speaker 3: That was so stupid. It's something I'd probably do.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Italy, that would be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: met you a back, dammit, I reckon. The giveaway from
Speaker 1: that is when you said I can speak Italy, I
Speaker 1: can speak Italy.
Speaker 3: Wait.
Speaker 4: We had a line of call through to the show.
Speaker 4: Hay Lina, when did you get caught out in a lie?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 2: Hey, So it wasn't actually me, It was my husband.
Speaker 2: So he had his NRL Grand Final and I was
Speaker 2: he was rostered on to work and I was like, no,
Speaker 2: don't call him sick. Don't do it. You're going to
Speaker 2: get caught out. You're going to get caught out. He
Speaker 2: called him sick, and then he went back to work
Speaker 2: his next shift, and little did he know that his
Speaker 2: boss was actually really high up in the NRL. He
Speaker 2: got caught into the boss's office and they were like,
Speaker 2: what did you do last week?
Speaker 5: No, I should say.
Speaker 3: Did he Did you get fired?
Speaker 1: Did he like get reprimanded?
Speaker 3: What happens to NRL don't reprimand their people. Yeah, we've
Speaker 3: just covered that.
Speaker 2: No, he didn't get fired, but he did get in
Speaker 2: quite a bit of trouble. But it's fine.
Speaker 1: He still has his job, A very valuable lesson.
Speaker 4: No lying, what about Maddie, you've called through the show. Hi,
Speaker 4: when did you get caught out of a lie?
Speaker 5: So not me but my now ex. He was on
Speaker 5: Tindo with photos in my backyard.
Speaker 1: Like when you were still together?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so we were still together. I only found
Speaker 5: out yesterday and photos of him in my backyard literally
Speaker 5: looking after my son.
Speaker 3: In the last twenty four hours.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, so we've still been together, but he's
Speaker 5: been on Tinder for like two weeks.
Speaker 1: The audacity also, like it's one thing to cheat, it's
Speaker 1: one thing to also cheat in your own backyard, like
Speaker 1: to be like I'm going to use your son. What
Speaker 1: a loser? You better off with that him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's safe to say that's dead and borne.
Speaker 1: Now sorry, I'm so sorry that is. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: look hell having a laugh about lies. But that really
Speaker 1: ended on a on a real downer.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Maddie.
Speaker 1: There's better men out there, Maney, hopefully.
Speaker 3: Not in backyard though. Well I'm just pointing we've just.
Speaker 1: Had one more come in. Let's end on a high.
Speaker 1: This is the most unlucky lie I've ever heard. Called
Speaker 1: in sick to go to the Taylor Swift concert. Mind you,
Speaker 1: this is where eighteen thousand people go. And in the
Speaker 1: road directly behind me was my boss.
Speaker 3: Guys. Oh no, I think light of your buses. Guys,
Speaker 3: well okay, I'm.
Speaker 1: Going to get you anywhere. And they're also just though
Speaker 1: that's fine.
Speaker 3: Let's get boss listening.