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Speaker 2: She comes in here straight away. She's wearing us what
Speaker 2: going to describe as a freshly laundered Brian Adams T shirt.
Speaker 2: Looks really cool, slash stalker. Come on now, and I'm
Speaker 2: guessing that you've been reviseding June the night after your
Speaker 2: terrible performance yesterday on the Brian Adams Quiz too.
Speaker 5: Don't need to revise.
Speaker 2: Oh you did yesterday. You didn't get any right.
Speaker 5: It's just a bit overwhelmed by the fact that he's
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Speaker 2: So what's changed twenty four hours on? Mate? What's your preparational?
Speaker 5: Has been listening all to all Brian Adams.
Speaker 2: For the past, that is what it'said, A lot of preparation.
Speaker 2: Don't need to pay. But I've been listening to a
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Speaker 5: That's any given day, any given day in perhaps his house.
Speaker 2: So what do you predict a prediction? Because I think
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Speaker 5: You get fair? A fair game today is all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It was fair yesterday?
Speaker 5: Was it just like last.
Speaker 6: Week's quiz, no pats.
Speaker 7: Honestly we last week's quiz against Beck. Sure, we were
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Speaker 2: Around with Jesus. Loose lips come and cost lives at
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Speaker 6: Yesterday. That was one hundred percent. Fifty to fifty.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was very It was hard. No, yes, it
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Speaker 2: The listener got the same ones because I deliberately.
Speaker 5: Fifty to fifty game of luck, isn't it really?
Speaker 2: It's not a white skill. But if you're a fan,
Speaker 2: the listener called in had seen him since nineteen ninety three,
Speaker 2: every single tour that came over here. You're you're what
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Speaker 2: oh it's that guy over there.
Speaker 5: My first tickets, thank you.
Speaker 2: First one and the rest one? All yeah, all right?
Speaker 2: Good love for twenty At seven thirty Patsy.
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Speaker 2: So Brian Adams tickets background again seven thirty this morning,
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Speaker 2: is in the house when pats Brian Adams tickets Week
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Speaker 2: and we've got five topic Tuesday back again today at
Speaker 2: eight o'clock before that. Then what do you what's your
Speaker 2: views on the sport of curling.
Speaker 7: I have always as well seen it as a boring sports.
Speaker 7: I would never attend or turn on if it was
Speaker 7: on the Winter Olympics.
Speaker 2: Now, I've no doubt there's obviously skill involved, but I'm
Speaker 2: just saying it doesn't also represent you think about the
Speaker 2: original Olympics sports were who's the strongest, who's the hoo's
Speaker 2: the fastest, who can throw the first as well? I
Speaker 2: get what they were built upon those ancient games and
Speaker 2: ancient sports. Then fast forward to the modern times curling, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it doesn't make any sense to me. However, do you
Speaker 2: know a couple of years ago I tried it. It's
Speaker 2: a head of harder you think I still don't accept
Speaker 2: it is an Olympic sport. Were you the sweeper or
Speaker 2: they tried all of it? It's actually really really really hard. Yeah,
Speaker 2: way harder than I thought. But anyway, one of amazing
Speaker 2: stories come out from a World curling event. The Canadian
Speaker 2: team have been thrown out for drunken behavior. Now you
Speaker 2: just need to mind yourself. We're talking about if this
Speaker 2: is AFL some tournament over in China, rut. Now you go, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: that makes sense curling. You see those guys they look
Speaker 2: to be honest as well. They don't look like they
Speaker 2: spend a lot of time in gyms. A lot of
Speaker 2: them I've got beer guts by the look of it
Speaker 2: to me. Anyway, they didn't. It's like a lot of
Speaker 2: the archery guys. They like hanging over their jeans and
Speaker 2: stuff like that. They don't need to worry about, you know,
Speaker 2: going out and doing ten miles of road running and
Speaker 2: stuff like that. But yeah, the Canadian team also Canada,
Speaker 2: very polite, friendly people. The Canadian team thrown out for
Speaker 2: drunken behavior.
Speaker 7: And Canada's who I think of when I think of
Speaker 7: curling as like the world elite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen to this. Then the official quote. They went
Speaker 2: out to curl and they were extremely drunk. So not Oh,
Speaker 2: they had a couple extremely drunk and began breaking brooms.
Speaker 2: That's really that's if you're an archer, that is your
Speaker 2: work thing, isn't it. That's what you got. I'm it's
Speaker 2: whatever they chuck down there breaking. This is also thing
Speaker 2: like her from a Will Ferrell movie, extremely drunk, breaking
Speaker 2: rooms and swearing and just unacceptable behavior which nobody wants
Speaker 2: to watch here or listen. I disagree with the ruling
Speaker 2: committee here. I think that's actually drunken curling is the
Speaker 2: perfect way to make it a bit more entertaining.
Speaker 6: Five tickets are curling, and that started happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't believe that. Well, they said there's two shows.
Speaker 2: There's one at six o'clock, or there's a late night
Speaker 2: drunken one. I want to go to late night one.
Speaker 2: They're definitely going to be hammer, aren't they. Well they
Speaker 2: be break brooms otherwise I want my money back. After
Speaker 2: receiving numerous complaints from opponents and spectators, so not only
Speaker 2: our fellow opponents, bores that don't appreciate people turning up
Speaker 2: drunk to liven up things. A bit, and the spectators
Speaker 2: complained as well. The tournament committee at the World event
Speaker 2: was compelled to intervene and throw the team out. They
Speaker 2: were heading into the final, the big final, and they
Speaker 2: had to forfeit the game.
Speaker 7: Wait, so they're winning as well as so bored by
Speaker 7: their own success, they went out and got quote extremely
Speaker 7: Canada is so far ahead of the rest of the
Speaker 7: world with this sport that they probably invented.
Speaker 6: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: We can do this drunk, extremely drunk, I'm going to
Speaker 2: break my broom. There were also complaints that in the
Speaker 2: locker room they were kicking around other countries team's gear.
Speaker 2: It's this school who's complaining, Sir Canadiens. All right, So
Speaker 2: this morning I thought, let's try and combile the top
Speaker 2: five of sports. You reckon. It's okay to play at
Speaker 2: a World event if you've had a couple. I always
Speaker 2: thought curning, you'd be okay if you had a couple.
Speaker 2: I always thought curling strikes me as the kind of
Speaker 2: sport you could do it. Yeap, Golf, I think, yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, you look at most people that play golf.
Speaker 2: They've got that bar there at the clubhouse. They go
Speaker 2: and sink a couple of gent's. You're in a stagger
Speaker 2: out that time.
Speaker 5: Yes, we'll look at John Day.
Speaker 2: Really amazing player, amazing player. Yeah, I think it's a
Speaker 2: low powered car as well, so you haven't got it's
Speaker 2: like a kid's car. Basically, it's not risky.
Speaker 7: And then you've got to caddy, so you've got someone
Speaker 7: attending to you and looking at.
Speaker 2: So i'd reckon on the top five. Then if sports
Speaker 2: is okay so far, we've got curling, golf, what else
Speaker 2: are we missing? Then? Nine four one for one oh
Speaker 2: four three? What sports do you think it's okay to
Speaker 2: play after you've had a couple of liveners nine one
Speaker 2: one four three The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show four point three.
Speaker 2: So we're talking about sports. You reckon it's okay to
Speaker 2: play at an international level if you've had a couple
Speaker 2: of drinks. So we're not saying extremely drunk, but just
Speaker 2: sign a couple of liveness. All right, maybe did a
Speaker 2: couple of rounds in the bar. They thought let's go
Speaker 2: and take place to the final. Now let's make whole
Speaker 2: way to the final. This has happened to the Canadian
Speaker 2: curling team thrown out of a World Tournament. Heading into
Speaker 2: the final, they decided to go and again not just
Speaker 2: a bit tipsy, but actually extremely drunk, kicking around rival
Speaker 2: teams gear in the locker room, broke the brooms. When
Speaker 2: they got out there on the world stage, and they've
Speaker 2: been thrown out, they've had to forfeit the game. So look,
Speaker 2: can try and find a top five sports you think
Speaker 2: it's okay to play a bit tipsy. So we're saying
Speaker 2: curling number one. I think the mistake they made is
Speaker 2: break in the room, the room otherwise, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: I think they could have got away with it, all right. So,
Speaker 2: and the other one you reckon the top five is golf.
Speaker 7: Golf, I think you got the golf cut, you got
Speaker 7: the caddy nsay, a very long game.
Speaker 6: You've got time to sober up while.
Speaker 2: Walking off a bit. Why do we stand on archery?
Speaker 5: No, I definitely like it.
Speaker 6: No, I like it.
Speaker 2: No, just a couple, a couple of liveness. You get
Speaker 2: bolder with the big old shots and a drawer.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because it's an instinct sport. Really yeah, it's all
Speaker 7: up there in the back of your head. You want
Speaker 7: to take the edge off and just go subconscious.
Speaker 2: What about snooker.
Speaker 6: Same thing.
Speaker 2: Also, yeah, that's the way. If you go to pool
Speaker 2: hall or a snooker hall, where are they They're all
Speaker 2: inside bars, twenty four hour drinking. And years ago when
Speaker 2: we used to snooker on TV, used to see them there.
Speaker 2: Used a bit of smoke and drink, right, and I
Speaker 2: mean like they'd be drinking whiskey and smoking and playing
Speaker 2: sport like the World Championships. You'd see them they like
Speaker 2: a cigarette. They'd leave the cigarette still smoking the ashtray,
Speaker 2: go and take their shots, sit back down, pick the
Speaker 2: This is live on TV, the World Championships during the eighties.
Speaker 2: I have another couple of drags on a cigar cigarette.
Speaker 2: This was during the World Championships.
Speaker 7: And now that you'd say it, anytime you sit it
Speaker 7: on a TV, it does look like a bar, but
Speaker 7: just into a bigger set.
Speaker 2: What about bowls, that's fine, definitely, it's in the average,
Speaker 2: the size, the BMI some of those World champions The
Speaker 2: bowls is fine. Bowling, I think even easier skiing. I
Speaker 2: mean people that go skin they get you falling down
Speaker 2: a hill anyway, I mean just head down hill, you
Speaker 2: go the padding of the eye. Fencing, Oh gosh, no,
Speaker 2: I think that's okay, have a couple of shots and
Speaker 2: then go and put the old mask on someone going
Speaker 2: come on.
Speaker 7: Then you can throw up a little in your suit
Speaker 7: and no one would know.
Speaker 2: Now, I've often found the sport of trampolining and non
Speaker 2: sport to me. But however, if you're drunk, you more
Speaker 2: like to throw up. Add to an element of risk
Speaker 2: to the world of the world swater trampoline Greco Roman
Speaker 2: wrestling even better if you. I remember when we had
Speaker 2: London twenty twelve Olympics in a couple of mates went
Speaker 2: to see the Greco Roman wrestling because you could get tickets.
Speaker 2: It was not it was not far from a sold
Speaker 2: out event. Imagine it's Greco Roman wrestling, right, And we
Speaker 2: got there and you could drink in it, and so
Speaker 2: we were drinking. There were some obnoxious French Greco Roman
Speaker 2: fans behind us, right there was screaming, yelling, and they
Speaker 2: were really really hard work. We saw that the World
Speaker 2: Championships was going to be against their guy and an
Speaker 2: Iranian competitor, so we decided just to annoy the French
Speaker 2: ship behind us to try cheering on our arms. So
Speaker 2: when the Iranian guy came out, right. There was no
Speaker 2: Iranians there cheering them on apart from me and five mates. Right,
Speaker 2: clearly not looking like your average Iraniuan. But we were
Speaker 2: going hi ah a n I high five the guys.
Speaker 2: He came past me and utterly confused, like is he defected?
Speaker 2: All right, so let's go the lines now, Mick, Yeah, Mick,
Speaker 2: good morning, welcomes the show. What sport do you think?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 2: Okay, do you have a go at the World Championship level?
Speaker 2: A little bit tipsy? Well?
Speaker 9: Boxing?
Speaker 10: I think that's how the sports started.
Speaker 2: In a pub. The Queensbury rules were developed in a bar.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Do you need your hand eye coordination added? Sharpest in you?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 7: No, sorry, I don't know that much about.
Speaker 2: Floyd Mayweather, unbeaten for decades. Maybe it's time now for
Speaker 2: him just to do it drong, just to have a couple.
Speaker 2: I still think he'd be undefeated, all right, make it's
Speaker 2: a great idea. We'll added to the list. That's a lot, mate, Rot.
Speaker 2: What's that man? That's just it's early, Rod, Welcome to
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 12: Rod's early because the World Championships to also involve.
Speaker 9: With the addition of the Energy Drinks platform, driving specifically time,
Speaker 9: because that's how it all started.
Speaker 11: I started in the bar when I reckon, we can
Speaker 11: jump off that rock.
Speaker 9: Let's do it, wine, come on, then you've got You've
Speaker 9: got the added edition of actually getting to the platform
Speaker 9: that could be an event in itself.
Speaker 2: And going up to point are you quite right? Actually
Speaker 2: get a little bit having to check a couple of
Speaker 2: pauses you're going up that big old ladder. I don't
Speaker 2: think that cheese burger was a good idea, so.
Speaker 8: I just.
Speaker 13: Twisting.
Speaker 14: We've got to get them both on the same time timing.
Speaker 2: Just get someone to push me and I'll go in.
Speaker 2: And also they're horrible hot place as well, like they
Speaker 2: swim pauls to have kind of beer and any sort
Speaker 2: of hangover as well. They should do the cannonball event
Speaker 2: as well. Then I think that'd be easier for trunky
Speaker 2: guys as well. Canniball Olympic cannibal All right, Rod, thank you? Ye?
Speaker 2: What's you call? Have a good day? Oboe?
Speaker 12: Rod?
Speaker 1: The Christian Oh Conwell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 2: So Jack asked me a question, and I think the
Speaker 2: best time of the show to do it is now
Speaker 2: before seven o'clock. Always thought like the first hour of
Speaker 2: the Breakfast shows like a secret hour. The boss hasn't
Speaker 2: tuned in, and it feels like after seven o'clock. We
Speaker 2: know there's a lot of people that tune in only
Speaker 2: after seven. They don't hear this first hour of the show.
Speaker 2: And if you're up regular this time of the morning,
Speaker 2: you know that most of Melbourne is asleep as well.
Speaker 2: It's a perfect time for this strange and unique question
Speaker 2: from Jack.
Speaker 7: Would you wear your siblings underwear if it was clean?
Speaker 2: Right? See what I mean? Patsy asked me this this morning.
Speaker 2: I was hoping, okay. So first of all, let's look
Speaker 2: at the situation that this has come from.
Speaker 7: My brother got home. I'm still living with Mum and
Speaker 7: dad at the moment. My brother gets home from a
Speaker 7: music festival late last night and he's.
Speaker 2: There's a kid's underwear I do not want to wear exactly.
Speaker 2: That makes me burnt. Burried.
Speaker 7: Mum's offered him to stay the night and said, he says,
Speaker 7: I've got with you. Okay, she says you can wear
Speaker 7: a change of Jack's clothes.
Speaker 6: I said, I wasn't.
Speaker 7: Comfortable with him wearing my underwear, just as I wouldn't
Speaker 7: be comfortable wearing his under.
Speaker 2: I'm with you. I totally get that. Yeah, your mum
Speaker 2: is treating you brothers like your kids. Yes, yeah, kids
Speaker 2: is totally different. Okay, the rules are off. However, now
Speaker 2: you're thirty one, how old is your brother twenty two? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean that's that's a big gap. The way.
Speaker 6: In between, that's another day.
Speaker 2: Okay. There's one thing at a time interesting. Okay, whenever
Speaker 2: you hear one another, you know, oh drinks SBS has
Speaker 2: got one of those late and watching the original Star
Speaker 2: Is Born with Chris Christopherson. Okay, So anyway, did you refuse?
Speaker 7: I said, he's welcome to have them better than he
Speaker 7: refused the offer.
Speaker 2: So there's a basically an underpants standoff. Yes, you're in
Speaker 2: a no man's land, aren't you. He doesn't want yours,
Speaker 2: You don't want.
Speaker 6: Him put them on the table.
Speaker 7: I said, they're yours if you want them, and he's
Speaker 7: politely declined.
Speaker 2: So he's obviously come back from the music festival. He's
Speaker 2: the one in need for fresh writing, okay, and so
Speaker 2: the only alternative is yours. Yep, No, I wouldn't feel
Speaker 2: comfortable wearing my underpants, whether it's a sibling or not.
Speaker 2: I mean you bought sisters, you're an only child, Pats.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I've got two older brothers. There's no way
Speaker 5: I'm wearing their jobs. No way.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Even when you were younger and stuff like that. I
Speaker 2: always just to feel sorry for guys that were brothers
Speaker 2: or girls who were sisters when they always just have
Speaker 2: to share absolutely everything. Yeah, you know, money was tight
Speaker 2: and stuff like that. So no, especially when you're an adult,
Speaker 2: you know, being asked to share underwear, it's just odd.
Speaker 7: Well everything else was when you're a kid. Everything's a
Speaker 7: hand me down except underwear. Surely you don't hand me down.
Speaker 2: I bet there's people that had to wear hand me
Speaker 2: down underwear. Yeah, yeah, I bet that. We people were
Speaker 2: listening that had to have an older brothers or girl
Speaker 2: and women listening who had an older sister's underwear that
Speaker 2: they had to wear.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, it's like it.
Speaker 7: At op shops you sometimes see underwear which I can
Speaker 7: never understand.
Speaker 2: Op shops, Right, I've seen this, an amazing one in
Speaker 2: Hampton near where I live. Right, it's got some amazing
Speaker 2: stuff in there. However, those op shops in the UK,
Speaker 2: I would when you go in them. They smell of
Speaker 2: dead man's clothes. Yeah, sadly, you know, I saying, Sandy,
Speaker 2: someone's passed away and they take their gear there. I
Speaker 2: don't want to wear dead man's underpants. Right, he might
Speaker 2: have actually died wearing these cats. Okay, I don't want
Speaker 2: to put them on. I'm pretty sure Producer Becks didn't you.
Speaker 2: I know you were. You were raised differently.
Speaker 5: Definitely did not share underwear with my other siblings, right.
Speaker 2: Okay, you didn't use leaves or anything like that, so
Speaker 2: I know you were. You were raised up in a
Speaker 2: treehouse or something like that, and the stick somewhere and
Speaker 2: I was just asking, right.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three, thank you very much. Been testing in with sports.
Speaker 2: You think it's okay to play after you've had a
Speaker 2: couple of drinks off the back of the Canadian curling team.
Speaker 2: You know that Darll Olympics sport thrown out the World
Speaker 2: Championships for being not just drunk or tipsy after having
Speaker 2: a couple extremely drunk kicking around rival countries gear in
Speaker 2: the locker room and then snap the broom when they
Speaker 2: get out there to actually play. That's a forfeit. The
Speaker 2: World Championships, Michael and Port Melbourne caber Toss. Have you
Speaker 2: ever seen the size of that? A large, large, huge,
Speaker 2: like twenty foot log that? Yeah, the World Strongest Man
Speaker 2: and the World Highland Games as well. I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't think that's one thing you couldn't do drunk. You're
Speaker 2: going to flat it south with it? Christian? What about
Speaker 2: sports where you can take the boon? That's a different
Speaker 2: phone in mate, that's someone who said that late night.
Speaker 2: He's put here in brackets. I think golf. I'm not
Speaker 2: sure that it's a performance enhancing drug for golf. Christian.
Speaker 2: What about a few drinks and then the floor routine
Speaker 2: gymnastics Nate in Werribee. Yeah, I think that'd be okay, yeap.
Speaker 7: Actually it brings your creativity out.
Speaker 2: I mean, when do you feel your most comfortable dancing?
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever danced sober in my whole
Speaker 2: adult life. I've needed a couple of drinks are doing it.
Speaker 2: And also when you're watching that rhythm gymnastics for the
Speaker 2: average person like you and I I don't really know
Speaker 2: you know what I'm looking at. You know, when they're
Speaker 2: doing the beam. I know what, I just know that
Speaker 2: they can't fall off. Yeah, okay, and.
Speaker 7: You can look at a flip and say, yes, that
Speaker 7: would be difficult for me to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And like even the the high boarders bring more
Speaker 2: diving when they go around, it's just on slightly over.
Speaker 2: He didn't double chuck. I might be able to give
Speaker 2: some kind of expert couch analysis. But the floor gymnastics,
Speaker 2: I've got no, you're just waving a ribbon around. I
Speaker 2: don't know. Are you any better than me or guy
Speaker 2: off the street? You know? How do you train? What
Speaker 2: are we looking for? Just do the old figure of
Speaker 2: eight and they're done.
Speaker 5: It's like in which movie was it with Will Ferrell
Speaker 5: and he they had to do school?
Speaker 2: You're that's a great movie. That chess starts lawn bowls
Speaker 2: shaning point. Cook has obviously had a good thing about
Speaker 2: this this morning chess. I'm not sure about chess. That's hard.
Speaker 2: That's hard. It's not the Olympics. And there's a sport either.
Speaker 2: What's he's done these days? He's an athlete? Who's he
Speaker 2: playing for chess? And Richie saying this morning, what about hurdles?
Speaker 2: I think if you're drunk you're just going to push
Speaker 2: them over, run at them and kicking them and stuff
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 7: What about cricket if you're just fielding, fine, yeah, in fact,
Speaker 7: take a take a flask or take a little hip flask.
Speaker 2: It's boring. Take If it was me and they said
Speaker 2: you need to go deep fielding, I'm taking my kindle
Speaker 2: a four pack. He sat there lolling around most of
Speaker 2: the time. It's coming. I just put that beer down there,
Speaker 2: hold my miss someone, I've got to get this one.
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Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Five Tuesday coming up in an hour's time. Brian Adams tickets,
Speaker 2: Can you take them again? From Patrina Jones's hands?
Speaker 5: Not likely feel unlucky today, do you know what?
Speaker 2: I'm so excited, aren't you? It's right for us. We
Speaker 2: can just sit back and see what.
Speaker 5: Happened and watch me win.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I.
Speaker 6: Would love to say youth, but.
Speaker 2: I hope you get I hope it was as easy
Speaker 2: as yesterday. You can get a single question right, and
Speaker 2: you were so angry you ring Brad the producer in
Speaker 2: the evening and going I am in trouble.
Speaker 5: It's all good promise, Breiser, I was going to win.
Speaker 2: Okay, then we'll we'll see what happens at seven thirty
Speaker 2: this morning. We will. Now, why don't you tell us
Speaker 2: yesterday why I've been asking is it okay to go
Speaker 2: out in your pajamas in public? This, pats has got
Speaker 2: an amazing story about yesterday afternoon. Because if you're a parent,
Speaker 2: life is just a giant, endless to do list, and
Speaker 2: then when suddenly someone asked you to do an extra thing,
Speaker 2: it's just another thing added to that giant, endless to
Speaker 2: do list. So Patsy take us there yesterday afternoon.
Speaker 5: Okay, So where do I start. I'd picked up my dad,
Speaker 5: had been in hospital, picked up dad, on the way home,
Speaker 5: did the school run, trying to go to the supermarket,
Speaker 5: try to find something for dinner. Finally get home, it's
Speaker 5: four o'clock. Exhausted, the house is hot. I strip off,
Speaker 5: get my night on, which is an unusual for me
Speaker 5: at four o'clock in the afternoon. I get up at
Speaker 5: a quarter to three in the morning.
Speaker 6: You're for your four o'clock is the other people's at
Speaker 6: eight o'clock.
Speaker 5: So no plan whatsoever to even step close to the
Speaker 5: front door. Let alone go on the other side of
Speaker 5: it and leave Chris Rings in a frenzy from the phisio.
Speaker 5: I've forgotten my wallet. You need to come. You need
Speaker 5: to bring my wallet. I can't pay the physio.
Speaker 2: When you say physio as well, you know, is it
Speaker 2: a physio? Is it that that Roubin Tope place? He
Speaker 2: told me. And when he says forgotten, he's been robbed
Speaker 2: and drugged together and he pays for that treatment as well.
Speaker 5: And he's missing a kidney.
Speaker 15: No.
Speaker 2: So so anyway, at.
Speaker 5: The he's at the phizsio and I'm like, I'm in
Speaker 5: my ninety. He's like, you need to hurry up. I'll finished,
Speaker 5: Like I've got to pay all right, Come on, Audrey,
Speaker 5: we need to get in the car.
Speaker 2: You need to finish. You don't say that to the physio.
Speaker 2: You need to finish. Wait five minutes per I'm not
Speaker 2: at the happy ending yet.
Speaker 5: So anyway, we're bundling to the car. She's also in
Speaker 5: a jar. Not unusual at our house. Can I just
Speaker 5: say that hour?
Speaker 6: Does the Audrey need to be in a pajamas.
Speaker 2: When you're a kid, you go about eight in the evening,
Speaker 2: ready for four. We do.
Speaker 5: It's like.
Speaker 6: You're outside skipping and playing in the street.
Speaker 5: The days are shorter in the trailer.
Speaker 2: Jones is.
Speaker 5: So anyway, we.
Speaker 2: Come inside, kids.
Speaker 5: Get in the car, get there, and I tried to
Speaker 5: bribe Audery to go in. So I'm sitting out there
Speaker 5: for five minutes.
Speaker 2: More channing than a kid coming in to pay for
Speaker 2: old man's massage in nineteen afternoon.
Speaker 5: She goes, Mummy, I'm not going in, and I said, oh,
Speaker 5: fair enough's right? Is seven? And then I realized I
Speaker 5: didn't have my phone because in such a rush to
Speaker 5: get in the car and get there because it sounded urgent,
Speaker 5: I didn't take my phones, so I couldn't read him
Speaker 5: to say, hey, can you just pop out sign and
Speaker 5: grab your wallet? And I thought, I'm going to have
Speaker 5: to do it. I am going to have to stoop
Speaker 5: to the low iwst point in my life as a wife,
Speaker 5: a mother and just a general human being and walk
Speaker 5: into reception, packed reception. It's also a medical center. There's
Speaker 5: like fifty people sitting waiting, and take his wallet in.
Speaker 5: I might just ad no bras, no nickers, just.
Speaker 4: My ninety and nothing.
Speaker 2: She's shoeless, yeap, just a nighty draped over you.
Speaker 6: That's pajamas as well.
Speaker 2: On the edge.
Speaker 5: It's like my old maternity nighty.
Speaker 2: As well, security reception.
Speaker 5: Someone's escape from the special facility. So I've gone in there,
Speaker 5: and you should have said. The look on Chris's face
Speaker 5: was restless. He just he it was horror at first,
Speaker 5: then it was amusement, and then it was just like
Speaker 5: puzzlement of what. And I'm like, hey, I had no choice.
Speaker 5: I threw the wallet in his face and I said,
Speaker 5: I'll see you at home, and I'm like, quickly skatered
Speaker 5: out of it.
Speaker 2: You're nothing but a hero in this story, I think.
Speaker 6: And you caught him a lesson. He won't forget his
Speaker 6: wallet again.
Speaker 2: No, no, not when he's at that massage pil because Madam
Speaker 2: sing gets quite funny about stuff like that, a sports
Speaker 2: visio wherever he was. All right, then, so come out
Speaker 2: this morning in sympathy. Who's worn them pajamas like Patsy
Speaker 2: in public?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: So have you ever done a Patsy then worn pajamas
Speaker 2: out in public? Quite a few of you have. Quite
Speaker 2: a few women are saying they routinely do this on
Speaker 2: the school run. Now. One of the many books about
Speaker 2: doing this job in these hours is I've managed to
Speaker 2: dodge that one. I've had to do it maybe ten
Speaker 2: times in the life of her being a dad, and
Speaker 2: it is fierce. And that's getting the kids ready, getting
Speaker 2: them out of the house. It's like rounding up drunken tramps.
Speaker 2: Oh god, just I've found it so stressed aloud. My
Speaker 2: wife laughed at me, like, I've been doing this for years.
Speaker 2: Why are you got that so called job. I've actually
Speaker 2: literally a couple of hours lying down in the darkening
Speaker 2: room and go why weren't they ready? Newsp is the
Speaker 2: same streak. How can it be a surprise? So I'm
Speaker 2: not surprised. But whenever I have done the pickup and
Speaker 2: I see women dropping the kids off and they're in
Speaker 2: pajama's eyes, look at them, and I always think that
Speaker 2: is a woman on the edge. I'm not messing with
Speaker 2: that woman. She wants to double part the car, put
Speaker 2: the hatters on. I'm fine, I'll wait here. It's okay.
Speaker 2: I'm not honking this home because I don't want you
Speaker 2: getting out in that ninety and ripping the wind scream
Speaker 2: off and shoving it inside me. Question. I've had a
Speaker 2: tweet from Jane Kennedy. Jane Kennedy A Routini does this
Speaker 2: during the school drop off. Like I said, you know question,
Speaker 2: I've done it during school drop off the only troublers.
Speaker 2: One morning I got into praying and I had to
Speaker 2: get out of the car and exchange insurance details. And
Speaker 2: I'm in my ninety plus dressing gown as well because
Speaker 2: John a cold Melbourne winter as well. Martin's on the line.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Martin, my morning.
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good? Mayor have you well this one? Thanks for
Speaker 2: calling the show? And you won your pajamas in public?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I once wore them to the bank.
Speaker 2: Like some billionaire a century.
Speaker 9: I'll quickly tell you I worked in a job where
Speaker 9: I worked six days a week, one hundred hours, and
Speaker 9: I said to the guys, I said, I'm not getting
Speaker 9: out of the pajamas tomorrow, the day off. I'm just
Speaker 9: going to go to the bank get the money. And
Speaker 9: I've gone up to the teller I forgot to put
Speaker 9: the form, and she said, how much everyone's looking at
Speaker 9: me because the pajamas are striped, like you're wearing a
Speaker 9: mental facility or hospital. I had a jumper over the top,
Speaker 9: but you can see the poking through the top. Anyway.
Speaker 9: I walk up and you haven't filled it out? Said
Speaker 9: how much do you want?
Speaker 12: I said fifteen?
Speaker 9: And she goes fifteen dollars and people looking riding it
Speaker 9: now fifteen hundred and and I just went quiet, and
Speaker 9: she just couldn't believe it. I said, I worked the balance,
Speaker 9: and she goes, ah, you got five in there, Martin.
Speaker 2: So so mate, what you had five dollars in there
Speaker 2: are five thousand? I don't know five thousand, right, okay, sorry, right,
Speaker 2: it's a very dramatic.
Speaker 9: I said fifteen. She thought fifteen dollars. And now I
Speaker 9: was sitting at fifteen hundred and just looks on people's faces,
Speaker 9: and there was a few comments like how long to
Speaker 9: me being locked away for?
Speaker 2: You know, I think money wonderful stuff. All right, Martin, thanks,
Speaker 2: I if you call m I have a good day. Thanks,
Speaker 2: but I might start doing the show like that. Pauses
Speaker 2: Christine producers Christine, good morning.
Speaker 6: Christine Feelfred to pause it.
Speaker 2: Whenever you want, all right, Christine, tell us about when
Speaker 2: your pajamas in public.
Speaker 10: Mate, I've got some kids who are both use those
Speaker 10: and they're both playing at gigs at pubs late at night,
Speaker 10: and I've always said, you know, if you don't feel
Speaker 10: safe or you know, don't get into a car, we
Speaker 10: can have blah blah all the stuff that you say. Anyway,
Speaker 10: so they take me up on it. And usually I'm
Speaker 10: in Madama's because I'm the sleep at three in the morning,
Speaker 10: So I get up and stagger out and my fluffy
Speaker 10: kitten jammers and pick them up at a big tough
Speaker 10: pub and all the kids are homing around. And the
Speaker 10: thing is, occasionally I've just happened back three times someone
Speaker 10: comes up to me and then says, Uber.
Speaker 2: It's a new one. Yeah, you got Uber Paul and
Speaker 2: Uber pajamas. Christine. That's a great one. Thanks for sharing
Speaker 2: that with us.
Speaker 7: If there's any way for a bandloos street cred, it's
Speaker 7: having your mum pick you up at you with your produce.
Speaker 2: Maybe we should tell Bungalow listen. I don't know if
Speaker 2: you check your contract with us now, but your mom's
Speaker 2: in the pajamas, have to take you to the show
Speaker 2: and then wait the Southern stage. You get your back
Speaker 2: home and tucked up in bed in time.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: So it says I've been working Pats. There's two things
Speaker 2: can tell you about Pats. Superfan of the late great
Speaker 2: Patrick Swayzey and superfan of the great Brian Adams. So
Speaker 2: suddenly were in a couple of weeks ago we heard
Speaker 2: he was coming over and we're going to get your
Speaker 2: whole week worth of tickets and roll out ten weeks
Speaker 2: of tickets to eleven weeks of tickets. It was win win,
Speaker 2: So I thought we have to do a game win
Speaker 2: super fan Patsy's tickets. And then yesterday morning, you know,
Speaker 2: and I'm thinking, actually, this is going to be pretty
Speaker 2: pretty easy for Pats because she's a huge fan. So
Speaker 2: we just simply did a very easy game. You know,
Speaker 2: you're ringing if you're a supervan, take on Pats. The
Speaker 2: winner gets Patsy's Brian Adams tickets or they don't. This
Speaker 2: is what happened yesterday. If you missed it, operator get
Speaker 2: me man Hatton, get my baby on the line.
Speaker 5: I reckon, that's lying.
Speaker 2: Nope. Brian Adams song long m all right, So she's
Speaker 2: one down listeners one as well. So the one. What
Speaker 2: you know? This has got one Pats, He's got nothing.
Speaker 2: So simply Brian or Lyon Adams, real and made up lyrics.
Speaker 2: If you're fan, you know you should know these. The
Speaker 2: only thing I know it's you and me forever?
Speaker 7: Is it all?
Speaker 5: I get that line?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what lyric?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 5: There could be any Brian Adams song.
Speaker 2: So you don't need to name the song to say
Speaker 2: is it here?
Speaker 5: It's Brian Adams?
Speaker 2: What time? Which is where we find ourselves today? Not
Speaker 2: only is the comeback kid in the house, Betwena Jones.
Speaker 2: She is come to the show today wearing an amazing
Speaker 2: Christine Brian Adams t shirt. She is ready for war.
Speaker 2: So Brian Adams fans, you need to bring your war
Speaker 2: game right now. Call in to win Petrina Jones's tickets
Speaker 2: nine four one four.
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Speaker 2: Anything could happen next it's time to play Bryan or Bryan.
Speaker 16: Can you unleash Pat's by slight grip on these tickets.
Speaker 1: In his arm?
Speaker 2: Friends, it's the comeback match. She went down too easily
Speaker 2: yesterday and that is not Patriina Jones, we know and
Speaker 2: work with. There's more fight left than this girl? Or
Speaker 2: is there? It's the rematch this morning so yesterday in
Speaker 2: line or Brian Adams real and made up Brian Adams lyrics.
Speaker 2: That's got nothing right, absolutely nothing. However, she's come back
Speaker 2: better woman. You got another stronger bonent on the line.
Speaker 2: But let's hear the tail of the tape.
Speaker 6: And in the gold corner with.
Speaker 16: A Brian Adams concert record of nine and oh Hailey
Speaker 16: from where Victoria the pest from the West, the Comdian rockers'
Speaker 16: biggest stalker.
Speaker 6: She has theo to prove it.
Speaker 2: It runs so loosen on its skin.
Speaker 17: Pats, Oh wow, she's in ours good let's good night, butts,
Speaker 17: but you have strong opposition.
Speaker 2: Let's find out her stats.
Speaker 16: In the black corner. She's seen him five times. Summer
Speaker 16: of sixty nine is her favorite song, had her first
Speaker 16: kiss tour Brian Adams song still has the posters on
Speaker 16: her wall.
Speaker 2: Sharon from Stop Sharon, come on now, welcome to the show.
Speaker 10: Sharon, Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Only five time shairs, Oh yes, five very good time.
Speaker 2: Trash talking already, trash talker, right, go back to your
Speaker 2: corners geting it to come out fighting. Let's have a good,
Speaker 2: clean fight, ladies. Okay, all right then, Sharon, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go to you first of all. Okay, yes, so I
Speaker 2: read out the lyric. All I need from you is
Speaker 2: if you think it's a made up one, you say
Speaker 2: Lion Adams, and you think it's a real one. You
Speaker 2: think it's the real Brian Adams, who's written line? You say,
Speaker 2: Brian Adams.
Speaker 11: No problem, Okay.
Speaker 2: Here's your first one. Good luck, Sharon, good luck, Pats,
Speaker 2: thank you. This family is like a stream and you
Speaker 2: can't get a grip on anything. Lion, no hesitation straight
Speaker 2: in there. You think it's lying.
Speaker 3: Yes, this family is like and you can't get a
Speaker 3: grip bone anything.
Speaker 5: It's that Jack trailer park version.
Speaker 2: All right, Pats for yours me guy. Pressures on, bring
Speaker 2: it on, pressures on terribly.
Speaker 5: If you lost today, should filled my head with that.
Speaker 2: Imagine if you lost embarrassing to go home with another?
Speaker 5: I rate it, what is it?
Speaker 2: Give it time to settle. You're precious to me. This
Speaker 2: isn't a battle.
Speaker 5: You're ready to again for me? No, Sharon, I'd say
Speaker 5: that is Brian Adam.
Speaker 2: No, I'm afraid not.
Speaker 6: I'll give it time to see.
Speaker 2: This is a battle.
Speaker 5: Rub it in.
Speaker 2: Okay, Sharon, you've just won the first round. Second round
Speaker 2: line up on ads for you, Sharon, Yes, maybe I
Speaker 2: told you right from the start. You can have me,
Speaker 2: but you can't have my heart. Brian, no hesitation again,
Speaker 2: ruber fan, guys a fan. Okay, you, Patsy must win.
Speaker 2: You have to get this or it's same as yesterday.
Speaker 5: You're ready, big quiet Madigan. I'm going to come in there.
Speaker 2: I'm scared. We need to look on all right, Okay.
Speaker 2: Hearing your laughter will make me smile. Hearing your heartache
Speaker 2: will break my heart.
Speaker 5: M okay, to save my aw I reckon. It's Lyon Adams.
Speaker 2: Sure on this, pats She's right, she gets away. The
Speaker 2: game is breaking my heart. Okay, all right, two one, Sharon,
Speaker 2: good luck, this is your last one.
Speaker 18: Thank you.
Speaker 2: This rusty car of my cigarettes are the only things
Speaker 2: I have left byan No rusty.
Speaker 5: Car, bad luck. Shares haven't lost it yet.
Speaker 2: If you win this, Pets, if you win.
Speaker 5: This, I'm going to Brian gotta win it first of all.
Speaker 6: Wait, no, then it'll be too all.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, no, it's pets.
Speaker 5: He's gay.
Speaker 2: Wow, you haven't got them yet, pets.
Speaker 17: Chris Radio, Okay, I've got it.
Speaker 2: Truth and love aren't the same to me as they
Speaker 2: are to you. Lian or Brian Adams all on this.
Speaker 5: That's Brian.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid not No. The sceem to me one apiece,
Speaker 2: one apiece. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna try around.
Speaker 2: Sharon's Sharon's got two yes's. It's over. It's the second
Speaker 2: loss in the row for Petrina Jones. Sharon, you are
Speaker 2: the winner. Well done you. Maybe Chan will take me
Speaker 2: well done. Let's played the ten of the tape a
Speaker 2: game for this glorious winner winner.
Speaker 16: See him five times. Summer of sixty nine is her
Speaker 16: favorite song.
Speaker 2: Had her first kiss tour.
Speaker 16: Brian Adam sob still has the posters on her wall.
Speaker 2: Sharon from scott and the new champion. Well done, Sharon,
Speaker 2: ok thank you. Hey listen, Pats, do you want to help
Speaker 2: me out? Do you do you want me just to
Speaker 2: find a new game tomorrow? Get a bit of mearrassing?
Speaker 5: Can we go into decades or something? I like that better?
Speaker 2: Oh no, she's tapped out. Okay, Pats, I think look
Speaker 2: we'll give you a rollover. We'll give you a third
Speaker 2: and final chance tomorrow. Trum win these tickets, no pressure,
Speaker 2: good luck.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Known it's this an win Batsy's Bran Adams tickets. She
Speaker 2: also goes forward in with a chance to win gold
Speaker 2: one oh four point three's Golden Ticket. Actually got a
Speaker 2: uber yesterday and was Chandler guy and he just said
Speaker 2: to me, I recognize your voice. Can I win the
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: It's time of this week's five Topic Tuesday. On other
Speaker 2: radio shows on the radio stations, they always tell the
Speaker 2: recforst show people only ever set one topic at a
Speaker 2: time because they think you're a bit pin headed, and
Speaker 2: the people that run the radio stations are even more
Speaker 2: pin headed. We do not believe so, which is why
Speaker 2: since I started this show the last six months, we
Speaker 2: do this every week and you easily make this work.
Speaker 2: Five Topic Tuesday, I know five phoning topics at the
Speaker 2: same time the start. These are your stories, Melbourne. So
Speaker 2: haven't listened to the five topics. I'm not expecting you
Speaker 2: to have everything for all of them, but if there's
Speaker 2: one of them you've got a story for, I'd love
Speaker 2: to hear it. Nine four one, one four three. I
Speaker 2: think you like these this morning. Has somebody ever volunteered
Speaker 2: you for something and you didn't know anything about it.
Speaker 2: I get an email yesterday from the kids' school saying,
Speaker 2: mister cour thank you very much for agreeing to run
Speaker 2: the interval tomorrow during your school The daughter school player
Speaker 2: Laddin to do the teas and coffees. I hadn't, but
Speaker 2: my wife has. Yeah, might's want to do that? It
Speaker 2: doesn't make teas and coffees of people about eight o'clock
Speaker 2: in the evening when they're all knackered for the first
Speaker 2: half of add opening night Tomorrow night. So has someone
Speaker 2: volunteered you for something you've ever been to a volunteer?
Speaker 2: Late in life? Tattoos? Your mum's getting one done.
Speaker 7: She was drawing up last night. She's fifty eight. She's
Speaker 7: drawing up her first ever tattoo design.
Speaker 2: This is great. So late in your life did you
Speaker 2: decide to get a tattoo? The show must go on?
Speaker 2: Score play fails, I'm going tomorrow night and a night.
Speaker 2: My wife's going Saturday night, last play of Aladdin. I
Speaker 2: always prefer the girl on opening night because that is
Speaker 2: when all the good stuff happens. So what happened at
Speaker 2: your school play when it didn't quite work out? Looking
Speaker 2: for score play fail stories, hiding things and then forgetting
Speaker 2: where they were of the weekend. I found my wife's
Speaker 2: birthday cake nine days after I hid it, and nine
Speaker 2: days therefore after her birthday. Well, good news. I still
Speaker 2: tucked into it. It was fine, did she? Just like I
Speaker 2: put the candles on Happy People Is nine days ago.
Speaker 2: I hit it and totally forgot where it was. There
Speaker 2: must be people who've done this with Christmas presents or
Speaker 2: birthday presents and just forgotten about that.
Speaker 5: I do it all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you must have done that. And then what it
Speaker 2: turns up like some point later on down the line.
Speaker 2: I wonder how long it is? Well, we can find
Speaker 2: people who've hidden Christmas presence or birthday presents, and then
Speaker 2: it's actually more than a year or two years, so
Speaker 2: look of the stories that and then finally seeing famous
Speaker 2: people in unusual situations? Or where have you seen someone
Speaker 2: famous in an unusual location? Those year? Five towards this morning?
Speaker 2: Then have you ever been a volunteer late in life? Tattoos?
Speaker 2: The show must go on school playing fowls, hiding things
Speaker 2: and then forgetting where they were and seeing someone famous
Speaker 2: in an unusual location. There's your five me Albyn and
Speaker 2: give us a call. What have you got? Nine one
Speaker 2: four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much for tuning in. Christian O'Connor here
Speaker 2: just set up this week's five Top of Tuesday where
Speaker 2: we tear up the radio rule work. Not so much we,
Speaker 2: but you do every time you call in with your stories.
Speaker 2: You make your work five phone in topics at the
Speaker 2: same time. Okay, so they are today? So anyone ever
Speaker 2: volunteered you for something? You've been a volunteer? What happened
Speaker 2: Late in life? Tattoos? So is your mum thinking about
Speaker 2: getting one? Or getting one?
Speaker 7: Yep, a very mum type tatoo that includes all her
Speaker 7: children's initials.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's nice.
Speaker 6: It'll be her first one if she goes ahead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and on her forehead stuffing place to happen.
Speaker 5: Where is she going to put a check?
Speaker 6: I don't know where she's putting it.
Speaker 2: The show must go on school play Fowls only night
Speaker 2: tomorrow night. My twelve year old daughters Aladdin can't wait
Speaker 2: hiding things and forgetting where they were? And have you
Speaker 2: ever seen someone famous in an unusual location? Got anything
Speaker 2: for those? Nine? Four one four three? Teresa's up? First
Speaker 2: of all, this morning, good morning, on top.
Speaker 19: Of the morning, Christian, how are you?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good. Top of the morning to you as well, Teress.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. So what's your story for us
Speaker 2: this morning? Tattoos?
Speaker 19: Late in life tattoo? So I had my first one
Speaker 19: in about May of this year.
Speaker 18: I think.
Speaker 11: On my left arm and I now have seven seven.
Speaker 2: Well you've really got into it late night. So what
Speaker 2: was the first one?
Speaker 19: The first one was like an old sailor's anchor, because
Speaker 19: anchor is for hope with a chain in it tour
Speaker 19: around it forming a heart and it says live Love Run.
Speaker 19: Because this all came about due to having had a
Speaker 19: torn torn hamstring and having surgery on that and you
Speaker 19: need to just try to find a vein in my
Speaker 19: arm five times, so that sort of pain was pretty incredible.
Speaker 19: So I figured, well, now is the time to get
Speaker 19: my first tattoo.
Speaker 2: So well, that's incredible. Sweet. Can I just chat the
Speaker 2: wording on that tattoo? Live love? Did you say rum
Speaker 2: as behind the bar, as.
Speaker 19: With the drunken tyler, with the anchor notes run as
Speaker 19: in run?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I see right? Okay, got as I said live and
Speaker 2: then with the ankor run.
Speaker 19: All of this, All of this is at the right
Speaker 19: page of fifty four.
Speaker 2: Good for you? Why not? All right? Yeah, thank you
Speaker 2: very much. Good on the show, mate, Have a good
Speaker 2: day you too. Someone's a bit bored there. Oh that
Speaker 2: bloody show. Jackie.
Speaker 8: Good morning, dah, there we.
Speaker 2: Go, Jackie, You're live on air, what's your story for us?
Speaker 2: This morning?
Speaker 8: We went away. We're losing something and then finding it again.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what have you got?
Speaker 8: We went away overseas and my husband, in his rush
Speaker 8: walking out to catch the cab, he put his keys
Speaker 8: in a safe place. We have an Aston Martin. When
Speaker 8: we come home, he couldn't find the keys, the house keys,
Speaker 8: the warehouse keys, there anything else. So for two weeks
Speaker 8: we're looking around for keys. The Eston Martin was parked.
Speaker 8: The car. We couldn't get it started, couldn't do anything.
Speaker 8: So the only way to get news to the keys,
Speaker 8: they've got to come from England, of course Martin, and
Speaker 8: it has to be toad back to Aston Martin to
Speaker 8: get recink redone. So it was very exciting.
Speaker 2: It was the cost of fortune.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, it wasn't cheap. And then two weeks ago
Speaker 8: he was opening the jaws looking for some things. Open
Speaker 8: the drawers, shut the.
Speaker 2: Drawer by the gold bars, I think, and.
Speaker 8: There it was the set of keys.
Speaker 2: Beautiful and can I just ask those cars a gorgeous
Speaker 2: Which Aston Martin?
Speaker 8: Have you got dB eleven?
Speaker 2: Oh my word'll be twelve? Sorry, Not even James Bond
Speaker 2: could get to that one. That's a great car, beautiful car.
Speaker 8: Yes, it's his pride and joy and he loves it.
Speaker 8: It had hard time about it all ever since finding
Speaker 8: the keys.
Speaker 10: Three months later.
Speaker 2: All right, Jackie, thanks you cool? Thank you? Was it? Sure?
Speaker 2: Was that aston mine. Let's go now to Maria. Good morning,
Speaker 2: good morning. How are you very good? You don't sound
Speaker 2: too well? You're right.
Speaker 18: Oh no, I'm surviving. I've got a school play fail.
Speaker 18: When my son was in about grade three, he was
Speaker 18: playing French Charming in the school version of Snow White,
Speaker 18: and it was opening night and I was helping out
Speaker 18: in the canteen and this mum came out with her
Speaker 18: son said, oh, he's not feeling well, he's a bit sick,
Speaker 18: just nerves. So we thought it was his first night
Speaker 18: nerves with the little kids. But then other kids started
Speaker 18: coming out, and other parents are coming out, and they
Speaker 18: were vomiting. Anyhow, they picked up some sort of virus
Speaker 18: from the theater, and by the time the play started,
Speaker 18: half of the kids in the school, as well as
Speaker 18: half of the teachers that were backstage, were all just
Speaker 18: vomiting in rubbish bins wherever they could fuss. It was
Speaker 18: funny because that night they had. They had two casts
Speaker 18: and my son was supposed to play a dwarf in
Speaker 18: the first night, the Prince Charming on the second.
Speaker 2: That sounds not my career, but in reverse.
Speaker 18: On Prince Charming on the first night, had vomited all
Speaker 18: over the costumes. Went on to play Prince Charming, but
Speaker 18: dressed as a dwarf.
Speaker 2: The Grants story, isn't it really it was?
Speaker 18: It was just a nightmare. And the rest I mean
Speaker 18: it was only a small school. But the rest of
Speaker 18: the day, out of the two hundred kids in four
Speaker 18: kids to turn up because the rest of them were sick.
Speaker 2: That is a credible show must go on, Maria, thank
Speaker 2: you very much and cool not a problem.
Speaker 18: Had a great day.
Speaker 2: The Colls Coming Name four one four one oh four three, The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three in five top A Tuesday, The five Topics This morning,
Speaker 2: We're looking for your stories nine four one four one
Speaker 2: o four three When you volunteered for something? What happened
Speaker 2: was your story? Late in life? Tattoos The show must
Speaker 2: go on? School play Fowls hiding things and forgetting where
Speaker 2: you'd actually hidden them, and have you spotted a celebrity
Speaker 2: in an unusual location. Lois, Yes, good morning, low Yes, Lois,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show. You yeah, I'm good to hope
Speaker 2: you well this morning. Thank you for giving us a call.
Speaker 2: What's this story? Mate?
Speaker 15: When the Bulldogs won the premiership in twenty sixteen, I
Speaker 15: was seventy six and I was so delighted. After waiting
Speaker 15: so long, I went and had a tattoo.
Speaker 2: It's damn right. What an amazing season, heartbreak season for
Speaker 2: Bob Murphy. I read his book Leather Soul, which is great,
Speaker 2: really so said for him.
Speaker 15: It was after the rest of it was just so upbeat.
Speaker 2: It was just wonderful, incredible, incredible season that must have been.
Speaker 2: So where is the Tattoo's obviously a bulldog?
Speaker 15: Oh yes, just the bulldog sign yep.
Speaker 2: And whereabouts?
Speaker 15: Just down on my left ankle?
Speaker 2: Nice, Okay, that's brilliant. All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You cool. Have a good day. Thank you, bye, Andrew,
Speaker 2: good morning, Good morning mate. So you volunteered for something?
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 14: I was volunteered by my wife to our cata for
Speaker 14: little work gathering. Yeah, my husband's got a spit rose.
Speaker 14: He'd loves to put it on, and what happened? I
Speaker 14: had to cater for one hundred and seventy five people.
Speaker 14: What I had to cater for one hundred and seventy
Speaker 14: five It was a Sunday. I had to spend the
Speaker 14: whole Saturday preparing for it.
Speaker 2: See this is why I always say, never volunteer for
Speaker 2: anything in life. Bad things will only ever happen. That's
Speaker 2: a night. How many checkings you have to then spit
Speaker 2: roast for.
Speaker 14: That as few as fewer?
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, and thank you very much. You cool. Welcome,
Speaker 2: Thank you, Susan, Hi Christian, Good morning, Susan. Welcome to
Speaker 2: the show. If you go, thank you.
Speaker 20: I'm a famous person in an unusual place. About thirty
Speaker 20: years ago, I got into a list that what was
Speaker 20: the region in Sydney, realized there was another person in
Speaker 20: the least didn't take too much notice the door close,
Speaker 20: looked across the other only other person and lifted with
Speaker 20: George Harrison.
Speaker 2: Oh wow the Beatles, And all I could.
Speaker 20: Do was go, oh my god, it's a beetle.
Speaker 2: I think I'd have done the same if I was there,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 20: And all I could do was look at the floor.
Speaker 20: When I had thirty floors I could have heard, and
Speaker 20: all I did was look at the floor. And then
Speaker 20: I got out before him, and I said, looked at him,
Speaker 20: and he sort of gave me this little smurk this
Speaker 20: to say, I could tell you're intimidated, but so upset afterwards.
Speaker 20: I could have had thirty floors of conversation with George Harrison.
Speaker 2: Oh wow. Do you always hope the lyft was going
Speaker 2: to get stuck there?
Speaker 20: But it didn't, so I missed my chance.
Speaker 2: But that's yeah, time and go now, Susan, thank you
Speaker 2: very much. She cal I have a good day. Is that?
Speaker 2: No worry? A The calls coming nine four one.
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Speaker 2: Three right now, last couple of calls this morning on
Speaker 2: some outstanding once on five Top Bit Tuesday. One of
Speaker 2: the topics you've got this morning is hiding something and
Speaker 2: then forgetting where you put it. I found out the
Speaker 2: weekend my wife's birthday cake, nine days after her actual
Speaker 2: birthday and ten days after I hit it. The great
Speaker 2: news is it still tasted great. I had a load
Speaker 2: of it was great chocolate.
Speaker 6: Can But did she get them did she get them?
Speaker 2: I should have got but it was obod it's really
Speaker 2: really nice Christian. When I was younger, my mum got
Speaker 2: a beautiful Rolex watch for her fortieth She loved it,
Speaker 2: took it everywhere we were on our family holiday to Europe,
Speaker 2: and she hid it in a very very safe place
Speaker 2: in case, God forbid, we got burgled while we were
Speaker 2: out for the night for dinner. Promised. She forgot where
Speaker 2: she hid it, and this is twenty five years ago.
Speaker 2: She still doesn't know where it is. It'd be heartbroken.
Speaker 2: Beautiful Rolex watch as well. No idea in the hotel
Speaker 2: somewhere they no, sorry, hang on a minute, they went
Speaker 2: on holiday. She hid it in the house they went away.
Speaker 2: She hit in her own house. They've since moved out
Speaker 2: the house, so someone, No, you wouldn't sell the house
Speaker 2: you stayed there just because the watch is there somewhere.
Speaker 2: What a What a fine for someone when they move
Speaker 2: into it and maybe they're clearing it out and or
Speaker 2: maybe it's still not found. Now that's incredible, Sarah, thank
Speaker 2: you very much. That you can't call, not allowed to
Speaker 2: call breakfast shows at work a probably what rule there?
Speaker 2: You can listen but never pick them up rule number one. Here,
Speaker 2: Carl's on the line, Come on in, Carl. Good morning, Christian,
Speaker 2: Good morning Karl. And you sted a celebrity and an
Speaker 2: unusual location. What have you gone?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I better keep it quick as I am at
Speaker 11: work myself.
Speaker 2: But I was in.
Speaker 21: Chapel Street bizarre with my little uh moodle, you know,
Speaker 21: half poodle, half Maltese dog, and I was wearing them
Speaker 21: on a little backpack on the front of me, and
Speaker 21: I had my sister with me, and like me and my.
Speaker 11: Sister, we joked around a bunch and they from them together. Anyway,
Speaker 11: Alice Cooper walks up to me and I know it's
Speaker 11: him straight away, and he's just patting my dog, asking
Speaker 11: me questions about it. He's just taken with my dog.
Speaker 11: And as soon as I say, are you well a scoop?
Speaker 11: Ask him, he just goes and shies all and then
Speaker 11: I just couldn't help me and my sister went, We're
Speaker 11: not worthy.
Speaker 2: Nicely done, Carl, that's brilliant.
Speaker 13: Hey, hey, listen to this weird thing, right. So I
Speaker 13: actually later in life, I mean, I'm covered with tattoos,
Speaker 13: but I got my eyeliner tattooed on by a tattooed gun,
Speaker 13: you know, like so it's really thick and like rock
Speaker 13: and Roller, you know, thick. And I just said, hey, Alice,
Speaker 13: because I always I must have dreamed it, because I said.
Speaker 11: To him, hey, look man, I got my eyes tattoed
Speaker 11: just like you. I took off my sunnynglasses. And he goes, no, No,
Speaker 11: I never got my eyes tattooed, and he looks to me,
Speaker 11: and I realized in that moment he actually didn't.
Speaker 2: So well, that's incredible. And do you know what? I
Speaker 2: never heard of a dog? Gourn all different types of
Speaker 2: dogs and breeze. But a moodle.
Speaker 13: Yeah, half half half poodle, half Maltese.
Speaker 11: You've seen him a hundred times, guaranteed they're everywhere.
Speaker 2: Sorry, guys, I don't know why I'm sunny lyned for
Speaker 2: my actual goal about a hashtag moodle? All right, but
Speaker 2: did take care of my friends?
Speaker 11: No, he's got ye.
Speaker 2: Now, Patrick, how are you going pretty good? Patrick? In
Speaker 2: Geelong Geelong as asked everybody, Hey, batche, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: What have you got for five topic Tuesday?
Speaker 12: I've got a way Leodly in a random place. Basically,
Speaker 12: I was at the Boys to Men concert in Melbourne
Speaker 12: a few years back.
Speaker 2: Incredible, what an incredible gig to go to. I'm envious. Oh.
Speaker 12: It was my third concept for boys to men anyway
Speaker 12: at the and the show is about the start of
Speaker 12: the only one in there, and in walks one Morris,
Speaker 12: who's one of the boys.
Speaker 2: Now man man he's got he's not he doesn't use
Speaker 2: a little boy. The boys won and he want to
Speaker 2: let me down your idle.
Speaker 14: Anyway already?
Speaker 12: And you mind if we're gonna get a photo and
Speaker 12: he and his security guard war with his.
Speaker 2: Wang in his hands. You don't ask him many photo
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 12: We both heard it and I thought it was acceptable, but.
Speaker 2: A strange kind of selfie.
Speaker 12: And and he said he's just looking puzzled. And the
Speaker 12: security girl walked in and basically just kicked me out.
Speaker 2: And that was it. Patrick, Thank you very much. You cool.
Speaker 6: Don't they have twenty backstage or something? Why is he
Speaker 6: like general public.
Speaker 2: Doesn't sound right? Does it mean? I think George Michael
Speaker 2: tried to use that excuse when he got called in
Speaker 2: that bog in la Ell Sharony. Were have been good.
Speaker 15: Morning, good morning Christian. How are you today?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're already good always great to hear from you, mate,
Speaker 2: what have you got for us?
Speaker 15: I got a tattoo a week before I turned forty
Speaker 15: and I've had four tattoos since. But the first Teddy
Speaker 15: I got, I actually kept it secret for about three
Speaker 15: months from my mum, because if you met my mum,
Speaker 15: you'd understand why.
Speaker 2: You don't sound like someone is scared of anyone, Sharon,
Speaker 2: when it comes to my mum.
Speaker 15: I am scared of my mum. And I kept it
Speaker 15: secret for three months and I didn't think she was
Speaker 15: you know, I thought she was gonna but in the
Speaker 15: end she absolutely loved it. And I've had for's done since.
Speaker 2: Right, I've had my only tattoo. I did it three
Speaker 2: years ago. My dad still doesn't know. I keep it
Speaker 2: covered up when I see hi some and why did
Speaker 2: he tell me off?
Speaker 15: Well, my mum was pretty much the same. She goes,
Speaker 15: why did you get that done for? And I said
Speaker 15: because I wanted to. It's my arms, my body and
Speaker 15: I wanted to. And she goes, Okay, don't want get
Speaker 15: it teddy done for me? And I did as well.
Speaker 2: You got a tattoo done for her as well.
Speaker 15: I got a flare with my mom's name on it.
Speaker 15: After I got my first Teddy and after I got
Speaker 15: that one downe for my mom. She was happy. She
Speaker 15: was wrecked.
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes this is a podcast that I actually
Speaker 2: hit twice the normal spin. I think what just happened?
Speaker 2: There was showing l I always great to chat to you.
Speaker 15: Thank you right bye bye mate?
Speaker 2: What has just happened? Are we all thinking? The last
Speaker 2: three callers, the hashtag moodle Guy.
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Speaker 2: You haveten hear short breakfast show presenters. I do this
Speaker 2: every days where you get excited about what's coming up.
Speaker 2: You know, we're looking forward to it and hopefully you
Speaker 2: will as well, and you'll stick around. That's the thinking. However,
Speaker 2: I'm looking what I've got down here for five minutes
Speaker 2: time for day's at work time waster. I'm not going
Speaker 2: to be upset for tack ahargh pass on staying with
Speaker 2: the show in five minutes time. What I've got for
Speaker 2: days at work time waste that is ugly and not
Speaker 2: funny whatsoever. I really struggled day with this one. I
Speaker 2: will go into it one hundred percent, I promise you that,
Speaker 2: but it isn't going to be pretty So if you
Speaker 2: don't like what you here in five minutes time, that's
Speaker 2: on you.
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Speaker 2: Earlier on this morning, I was talking about this amazing
Speaker 2: sports story about the Canadian national curling team. You know, curling,
Speaker 2: that strange sport they have the Olympics. It doesn't really
Speaker 2: feel to look like an actual Olympic sport.
Speaker 7: You're sending a big rock down, yes, a polished the
Speaker 7: ice before.
Speaker 6: Bring the ice out of the way of it.
Speaker 2: It feels like something you do when you mucking around.
Speaker 2: When they closed it all up, just you and your
Speaker 2: mates broke in. There's no way is that an Olympic sport.
Speaker 2: But anyway, at the World Championships, the Canadians got and
Speaker 2: this is direct quote, extremely drunk, so much that they
Speaker 2: were kicking around rival nations gear in the locker room
Speaker 2: and then snapped that broom when they went out there.
Speaker 2: So they've been throwing out that's a forfeit. The World
Speaker 2: Championships was incredible one that Canadians were the most friendliest
Speaker 2: people on the world and then curning. So today this
Speaker 2: lends us to drunken sports. So make a sport drunk.
Speaker 2: I've got synchronized hurling, good jaeger shot puts instead of
Speaker 2: the rowing, the couple's rowing one. I am the morning drunk,
Speaker 2: the biatha long hard screw, balanced gym beams, thank you,
Speaker 2: and the the gin tastics instead of gymnastics, the gym
Speaker 2: tastics and the parallel twenty four hour bars. Pats are
Speaker 2: still love. What have you got, Jackie boy?
Speaker 6: The run and coke run, Yes, that's good.
Speaker 2: Yes, karate very.
Speaker 6: The long island teacher yep.
Speaker 2: So you're doing the long jump whilst holding and not
Speaker 2: allowed to spill a long eye lighted.
Speaker 6: Tea and synchronized swigging.
Speaker 2: All right, what's your drunken sports? Take a sport, make
Speaker 2: it drunk. That's today's at work time waster tex. You's
Speaker 2: in an O four seven five three, one oh four
Speaker 2: to three, the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three turn of mark. Today's at work time waster with
Speaker 2: the news. That's a uh. Canadian curling team thrown out
Speaker 2: their own world event, the World Championships, up in the
Speaker 2: fourth at the whole thing because they were extremely drunk.
Speaker 2: I don't mean after they won celebrating. I mean going
Speaker 2: out to whatever it's called curl curl one out. They
Speaker 2: were drunk, So today is drunken. Sports is the time waster.
Speaker 2: We go straight into it. Pete and Mount Martha kung spew,
Speaker 2: good start, strong, grown up, hi brow. I love this
Speaker 2: one from you, Andrea Formula one team.
Speaker 6: Many Oh very clever plus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well done Andrew. And then that's high brow, not darts.
Speaker 2: What rise with darts? You had a bit too many sharks.
Speaker 6: I can't give that more than a silver.
Speaker 2: You can't, but I might say broz silver. We're rewarding
Speaker 2: that there beer knuckle boxing in in Werribee funny silver
Speaker 2: plus Johnny power Walker.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah yeah silver plus.
Speaker 2: Nice subtle right here, Well done. My taekwondo, my taekwondo,
Speaker 2: my taekwondo.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, my ties a sport as well, but then
Speaker 6: it wouldn't be a joke.
Speaker 2: My tie a cocktail. It's not a sport. Yeah.
Speaker 6: My type boxing, No, that's.
Speaker 2: Thai.
Speaker 6: Is that two different things?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, score, because you've got it wrong. It's punishing
Speaker 2: me on radio marathon Walk of shame. Very good, David
Speaker 2: Jink you under the table. Tennis.
Speaker 6: That's the current leader.
Speaker 2: Gold double plus Andrew in Cramwell West take a bow
Speaker 2: instead of the UFC spew fc.
Speaker 6: Silvil plus.
Speaker 2: Someone's being drinking, he said, some of those my ties
Speaker 2: paralytic bars to the parallel bars. Don't care for that
Speaker 2: Bron jugle of jug of war instead of tug of
Speaker 2: war Bron instead of sir pete in abstod well done,
Speaker 2: one hundred meters, sprits silver beer pong, Michael Geelong rhymes.
Speaker 2: Give them something for that front stumble chase instead of
Speaker 2: the steep ball chase. Gold, word and Harley and I
Speaker 2: love this one from you Ian final this morning. I'm
Speaker 2: a hammered throw gold and word down.
Speaker 1: Everyone the Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 2: We've had a lot of great calls today and I
Speaker 2: don't know whether it's the heat and it took me
Speaker 2: actually going to sleep last night. That has interfered with
Speaker 2: some of the callers as well. Made a little bit
Speaker 2: fussy headed. I'm not judging, you know. I love getting
Speaker 2: your calls. However, one of the cools this morning has
Speaker 2: really stuck with me. The guy who said he went
Speaker 2: to uh is third, that's his part, that third Boys
Speaker 2: to Men concept. And one of the guys was in
Speaker 2: the public toilets.
Speaker 6: One of the guys from the band.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of the Boys to Men was in the
Speaker 2: public There's no way that happens. You don't go to
Speaker 2: see Bruce Springsteen and then the boss is coming out
Speaker 2: on the trap. Who's going to get that five minutes?
Speaker 2: I'd love to see that. Okay, you've been eating flaffing
Speaker 2: or something that you don't They have their.
Speaker 5: Own toilets, yes, in their dressing room.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Phil Collins isn't queuing up before his gig going, Can
Speaker 2: I just get in the fine I've got to be
Speaker 2: on stage and.
Speaker 6: In the edge and wait in line like everybody else.
Speaker 12: Show.
Speaker 2: So I think tomorrow's show that I want to dedicate.
Speaker 2: Has anyone been to see a band end and one
Speaker 2: of the band members was in the public toilets, because
Speaker 2: I don't really think that's ever happened. You've been to
Speaker 2: see loads of gigs, so I've never seen anyone from
Speaker 2: the band. They have their own backstage. The bigger the band,
Speaker 2: the more amazing backstage areas were like you've never seen
Speaker 2: before been backstage at the Rolling Stones. It's like a village. Yeah, seriously,
Speaker 2: it's unbelievable. I was allowed to just looking through a
Speaker 2: door of where Keith Richards was like a palace. He
Speaker 2: doesn't like to see just lights turned on in we're
Speaker 2: just lamp shades. They have these really expensive scarfs and
Speaker 2: drapes all over it. I turned into mine where that
Speaker 2: looks like a fire hazard. That thing is going to
Speaker 2: go on. So tomorrow's show, have you ever been to
Speaker 2: see a band? One of the band members was in
Speaker 2: the public toilets. I mean, maybe I've got this wrong.
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Speaker 6: Phil Collins, did you do him? Have you done every
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Speaker 2: Yep? Yes, I'd like to do anyway. Hugg He's got
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