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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast that bite sized.

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Speaker 2: Right now none other than Becky Lucus Jones's.

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Speaker 1: Hello, how are you guys? Thanks for having me back.

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Speaker 3: You are so welcome.

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Speaker 4: Were you worried about the last chat that you weren't

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Speaker 4: going to be invited back? I think from memory you

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Speaker 4: were talking about a story where you went on a

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Speaker 4: date and ended up in a bin.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that sounds like me. That sounds like something

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Speaker 1: that has happened to me.

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Speaker 2: One of my producers here had to listen to your podcast,

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Speaker 2: which is called the Becky and Cam Hotline. You told

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Speaker 2: a ghost story on there the other day. Would you

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Speaker 2: mind dailing us?

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so this is happening currently, like this is

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Speaker 1: something that's that's ongoing, and I look, I want I

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Speaker 1: want everyone to know who's listening. But I know how

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Speaker 1: it sounds like I've got to ghost. It's like it's

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Speaker 1: one hop skiff and a jump away from being on

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Speaker 1: the TV show Hoarders and begging them not to throw

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Speaker 1: out your bags of cat shit. Like I know it's

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Speaker 1: some insane I want everyone to know that I'm aware

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Speaker 1: of how it's Yeah, with full self awareness anyway, So

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Speaker 1: I was I was in bed the other night, and

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Speaker 1: you know, I wasn't asleep, like the light was on,

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Speaker 1: I was sort of preparing for bed, and I felt

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Speaker 1: something pulling my hair. The next night it happens again.

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Speaker 1: I feel is tugging on my hair again.

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Speaker 4: I just kind of like, just as you just ask

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Speaker 4: your question, getting tugged up or tugged down? Like are

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Speaker 4: you getting tugged from the question or no, that's an

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Speaker 4: important question.

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Speaker 3: We will have that struck from the record. Can I

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Speaker 3: just know for my reference, which way is your here

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Speaker 3: getting tugged?

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Speaker 2: Why?

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Speaker 1: Well, why does it like? I mean, the very nature

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Speaker 1: of a tug is just feeling a tug like I

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Speaker 1: don't know.

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Speaker 2: Why do you need to know?

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Speaker 4: You don't have hair, so you won't get But when

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Speaker 4: I get into bed sometimes my hair feels like gets

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Speaker 4: tugged down.

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Speaker 2: Preclude me from the discussion're talking about the physics of.

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Speaker 3: Pulling hairn't got me. Fish doesn't have a stance in this.

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Speaker 1: Try and throw him under the bus for being thank

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Speaker 1: you that you asked.

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Speaker 3: I'm getting the story of Beggy.

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Speaker 4: No, because when I get into bed, I feel like

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Speaker 4: my hair gets tugged when it gets caught under my

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Speaker 4: shoulder hence not now you're getting touged down or tugged up.

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Speaker 1: Well, it was like, you know, my I was lying down,

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Speaker 1: my hair was arranged. It wasn't something well, I was

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Speaker 1: leaning on my own hair. It was like a tug

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Speaker 1: free for about five minutes.

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Speaker 3: Okay, no, fair enough, Okay, go on, it's a new tug.

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Speaker 1: It's not. It's not at arranging yourself.

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Speaker 3: We're yes, gotcha, gotcha?

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Speaker 1: Yes. Anyway, so that happens again again. I don't think anything,

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Speaker 1: and then I hear and I'm alone at this point,

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Speaker 1: someone breathing, going in and out, in and out.

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Speaker 3: Well wait, and can I say?

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Speaker 1: Even then I kind of was like, huh, weird, and

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Speaker 1: then just went back to I don't know, having imagine

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Speaker 1: new arguments in my head where I come out on top,

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Speaker 1: which is my favorite thing to do. Pre that. And

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Speaker 1: then the next night there's the tugging, the breathing, and

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Speaker 1: then I feel undeniably something grab my wrist. Wow, And

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I'm so sure that it's like a

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Speaker 1: full pressure something. Anyway, then I go into the lounge

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Speaker 1: room and I say to my boyfriend, I've had these

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Speaker 1: three things I keep forgetting to tell you and he

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Speaker 1: looked at me, and I thought, because he's quite stoic,

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Speaker 1: he's not sort of chilly like me, I thought he

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Speaker 1: was going to shut it down. And then he looked

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Speaker 1: at me and he goes, oh, my god, I've actually

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Speaker 1: been having it too.

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Speaker 4: Oh get out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And I was like, oh, what what's like? And

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Speaker 1: he said, I just wanted to ignore it in case

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Speaker 1: it was just me. I didn't want to make anything

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Speaker 1: of it. And I said, have been doing for you?

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Speaker 1: And he said, oh, kind of the same. It's been

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Speaker 1: like tugging my hair and breathing, and also it's been

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Speaker 3: Wow, so you've been going to bed now presenting to like,

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Speaker 3: come on, Gus.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't want a bar of my dump truck off.

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Speaker 2: You want to go and see Becky Lucas. She is

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Speaker 2: douring her new show So Funny Nationally. Go to Becky

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Speaker 2: Lucas dot com, fortis Alive nation dot com. Probably ticks

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Speaker 2: all over the country that one. She joins us Right now,

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Speaker 2: Becky Woods and I were just having a flick through

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Speaker 2: your debut novel, Acknowledgments, which is out now if anybody

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Speaker 2: wants to get their hands on it. We keep finding

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Speaker 2: bits and pieces in here that we want to talk

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Speaker 2: to you about, largely because there's nothing else to talk

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Speaker 4: But it's almost a compliment, so close to a compliment.

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Speaker 1: Can I ask when you when you turn the page

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Speaker 1: of a book, do you turn it from the top

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Speaker 1: of the page or the bottom of the page? Question

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Speaker 1: to ask the questions as shit as yours.

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Speaker 3: That's a callback. That's a call back to one of

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Speaker 3: the worst questions we've ever had.

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Speaker 2: If you missed it, get it on the podcast.

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Speaker 3: What do you you have renowned for shocking questions? Well,

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Speaker 3: I thought to myself, what a great question. No one

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Speaker 3: asked that question.

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Speaker 2: Now, let's let's talk about your book, which we turned

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Speaker 2: from the top of the bottom. You've you've got to

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Speaker 2: there's a there's a there's a bit in here about

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Speaker 2: people sitting with perfect postures, which you say is one

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Speaker 2: of your more unpopular pet hates.

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Speaker 1: I know, and I know it's so silly. There's just

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Speaker 1: something about, like when I see someone with perfect posture

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Speaker 1: that I'm like, come on, give it a rest, Like,

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Speaker 1: don't be so confident, Like, and I know it's ridiculous,

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Speaker 1: but I'm like, have a bit of humility to slouch like,

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Speaker 1: especially when we first me, I'm like, why are you

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Speaker 1: pushing your chest out like that? It's just it's too much.

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Speaker 2: For this.

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Speaker 3: I think.

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Speaker 2: I think there's a rich vein here in things that

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Speaker 2: are like really annoying about people, even though it's undeniably

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Speaker 2: better for their health.

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Speaker 4: Do you get frustrated with healthy orderers, Becky, when you're

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Speaker 4: out for dinner so I.

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Speaker 1: Make a healthy decision, I feel ashamed of myself in

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Speaker 1: front of other people. I'm sorry to be this person.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I get embarrassed too.

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Speaker 4: I'll get embarrassed if I order the roasted sam on

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Speaker 4: the bed of red vegetables, because I actually quite like

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Speaker 4: the sound of that meal.

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Speaker 3: But I feel awful for the rest of the table

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Speaker 3: when I do that.

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Speaker 4: Totally, We're great people. We are great people. That's the key, now, Beggy.

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Speaker 4: The other thing you talk about in your book is

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Speaker 4: slam poetry, which I find very interesting. I don't really

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Speaker 4: understand slam poetry, but I think your point about slam poetry, which,

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Speaker 4: by the way, if you never heard of slam poetry,

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Speaker 4: it's just improv poetry.

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Speaker 3: Effectively, well, it sort of is.

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Speaker 1: I think some people write it as well, but office

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Speaker 1: seeming like it's made on the spot.

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Speaker 3: It completely does so.

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Speaker 4: And you made the point in your book that you

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Speaker 4: can sort of do slam poetry about anything.

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Speaker 1: It's not rap and it's not poetry. It's such a

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Speaker 1: weird art form that I don't think should be shared.

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Speaker 3: So you just want to put an end to slam bultry.

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Speaker 4: Well, despite that, I'd love you, love you to indulge

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Speaker 4: us all in having a crack at doing slam poetry.

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Speaker 3: About belly buttons.

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Speaker 1: Okay, maybe it would be so deep. It reaches the womb,

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Speaker 1: belly button, a small hole that we all have but

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Speaker 1: we rarely see.

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Speaker 3: You know, is that anything?

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Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. I will be performing performing belly button.

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Speaker 3: Just the same.

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Speaker 2: It's just the deafening sound of Woody solo clap just

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Speaker 2: in the corner of the studio.

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Speaker 1: He's bawling his eye out.

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Speaker 3: He's really moved the womb comment. The womb comment really

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Speaker 3: got me. That was deep, all right.

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Speaker 2: If you want to see Becky.

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Speaker 1: We've actually had quite enough of her.

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Speaker 2: We definitely have. If you want to see Becky lookas

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Speaker 2: she's doing a new show So Funny nationally. You got

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Speaker 2: to Becky lookers dot com or live nation dot com

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Speaker 2: or your teeth and Info. We think she's bloody brilliant.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for coming on the show, mate, good luck with

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Speaker 2: the shows.

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Speaker 1: Thanks so much.

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Speaker 3: Here more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to