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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast mini.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rash, what's the worst thing

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Speaker 2: you've woken up to?

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Speaker 3: Woods? Yeah, worst or scariest, because this one definitely falls

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Speaker 3: in the scary category for me. So Elon Musk has

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Speaker 3: taken a photo of his bedside table. I'll start with

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Speaker 3: the stuff that isn't so scary. Four cans of diet coke.

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Speaker 3: I mean, too much DC for me, but not scary.

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Speaker 3: He's got a Buddhist amulet which he uses for prayer.

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Speaker 3: And then here's the kicker. Two guns. As we said

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Speaker 3: before the song, I mean, if you've had a one

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Speaker 3: night stand with the Elon, or you've just crashed at

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Speaker 3: his house, you wake up two guns on the bedside table.

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Speaker 3: Now they're not real guns. One of them is George Washington's,

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Speaker 3: which I imagine he paide a fair bit for, and the

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Speaker 3: other one's a toy gun from a like a computer game.

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Speaker 3: Interesting guy. Anyway, Let's go to Rachel here on thirteen

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Speaker 3: one oh six five. Rachel, what did you wake up to?

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Speaker 4: We wake up to our house on fire?

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Speaker 3: Gee whizz? And what how did you play it? What'd

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Speaker 3: you do? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Me and my partner we both woke up at the

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Speaker 4: same time. There was this loud crack bang. My partner

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Speaker 4: jumped out of bed, opened the door, and I was

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Speaker 4: just this thick black smoke a bothers I got from

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Speaker 4: sort of halfway up and this orange glow like you

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Speaker 4: would never see. You've never seen anything like it. And

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Speaker 4: we ran down the hallway, but half the house is

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Speaker 4: already gone. So I quickly ran into my son's room,

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Speaker 4: got him, ran into my daughter's room to my n

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Speaker 4: eight year old name. She she's nine hours three years ago,

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Speaker 4: so she was six, like, come on, honey, you got

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Speaker 4: to get up, you got to get it going. My dog,

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Speaker 4: my partner's dog, and we were looking after my partner's

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Speaker 4: bosses dog at the same time.

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Speaker 2: I join your partner and you got your partner's bosses dog,

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Speaker 2: your dog.

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Speaker 3: Two kids all call I leave the house.

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Speaker 4: And we had a bird which.

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Speaker 3: Was it's like doctor Doolittle's house in there.

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Speaker 2: She whiz, Oh wow, that's hard enough. Thanks, all right,

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Speaker 2: let's go to dogs a bird. I was going to say,

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Speaker 2: you know, it's like that thing, if you're going to

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Speaker 2: go down on a plane, you much rather be with

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Speaker 2: yourself than people that you love.

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Speaker 3: Oh Oh yeah, watching your loved one go down.

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Speaker 2: It's true, right, like if you're waking him an house

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Speaker 2: by yourself and it's burning right to get the hell

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Speaker 2: out of here. Yeah, so you go, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: these are the people in here, and two dogs and

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Speaker 2: a bird and a poodle and a gold fish, and

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Speaker 2: you work to be done. Yeah, that's right. You can't

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Speaker 2: just run.

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Speaker 3: And at what point do you go, I'm not going

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Speaker 3: back to the bird, you know what I mean, Like

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Speaker 3: the whole house is coming down at some point you

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Speaker 3: might have to go. All right, kids, there's a right.

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Speaker 3: The kids are the first down. That's what I'm saying, Protistry.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were saying, all right, kids, leave them,

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Speaker 2: let's get their Did you notice that?

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Speaker 3: Rachel, when she told his story, said friend first and

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Speaker 3: then kids after. That was pretty interesting. Friend, she said,

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Speaker 3: I got my friend first, and then I went and

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Speaker 3: got my kids. Right, let's got to Stewart here. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I six five Stewarts. This is when you were fourteen.

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Speaker 3: Scariest thing. You won't go to it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So I was fourteen. I woke up to a

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Speaker 1: foot on my forehead far from somebody that was breaking

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Speaker 1: into my house.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: What did they say nothing Like. I woke up as

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Speaker 1: they stood onto my forehead, and I just I grabbed them,

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Speaker 1: thinking at first it was my fists being stupid. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then I realized that there was there was somebody

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Speaker 1: climbing into the window. So I tried to pull them in,

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Speaker 1: but they managed to get outside. This was a thirty

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Speaker 1: degree night in summer, so I'm stuck as nude. I

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Speaker 1: grabbed my I grabbed my baseball bat, and I chased

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Speaker 1: them down the street in the nude, in the nude.

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Speaker 3: Unlucky right of all the things to step onto and

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Speaker 3: naked man is not what he was expecting.

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Speaker 2: Sided like that that he was climbing into the window,

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Speaker 2: because my first thought was, why do you, like, if

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Speaker 2: you're breaking to someone's house, why are you putting your

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Speaker 2: foot on his forehead?

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Speaker 3: Unless he was reaching for like a plasma screen which

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Speaker 3: was on the wall and you had to step on him.

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Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, it's got a Marcus, Marcus, what's the worst thing

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Speaker 3: you've woken up to?

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Speaker 1: Mate? I wasn't USD two is having my WiFi.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bloody nightmare. Marcus More on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Scroll you missed out from now.

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Speaker 3: Are you done with that? Why not check out more

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