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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>If you could have anyone round to yours, dead or alive,

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<v Speaker 2>famous from the world of music, sport, entertainment, politics, history, anyone,

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<v Speaker 2>who would it be? And why, Patsy, who would it

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<v Speaker 2>be for you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'd have Brian Adams at the top. Of course I

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<v Speaker 3>would have joy.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think it'd be that interesting?

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<v Speaker 3>Of course he would.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm happy to do.

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<v Speaker 2>But what's you exactly? What's he co for snacks? I've

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<v Speaker 2>got these cause ones, I've got fakan. It's a vegan bacant.

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<v Speaker 2>You do it, but not at the same grill that

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<v Speaker 2>you do the meat as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, he'd get what he was served.

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<v Speaker 5>You're my favorite singer and musician eat meat for the

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<v Speaker 5>first time in thirty years.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know you're Jewish, but you will have whatever

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<v Speaker 2>I feed it. You'll get what you serve and that's

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<v Speaker 2>still pat swas.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's what you.

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<v Speaker 5>Respectful shy house.

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<v Speaker 4>My rules, sure is going to have a great round.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't leave the table until you've finished your plate. Jackie

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<v Speaker 6>Nessus would also be there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's got mos moaning about how he's got to

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<v Speaker 2>have a pig sandwich basically, then you've got Jackie O Nasses.

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<v Speaker 4>So, Jackie Nassis, this is amazing water, what a story.

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<v Speaker 3>Driving she'd bring a bit of class to the joint,

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<v Speaker 3>didn't she.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, I didn't want to say anything, but your

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<v Speaker 2>word's not mine. So driving it into the colder sat

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<v Speaker 2>where you're resided. Brianam is putting.

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<v Speaker 5>Up ye, Chris is out of the front cutting the

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<v Speaker 5>hose up to make a beer bar.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, Jackie, need to cut that hose.

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<v Speaker 2>So you've got Jackie, Jackie O Nasses, Brian Adams coming

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<v Speaker 2>out west Meryl Streep.

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<v Speaker 4>What's wrong with Meryl? Is great? This is the thought

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<v Speaker 4>of all of these out on the deck round at yours.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I'd have Sarah Jessica Parker.

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<v Speaker 2>She'd hates it coming around to yours. I'll tell you why,

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<v Speaker 2>big old dog she strikes with someone. When that dog pressly,

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<v Speaker 2>that enormous sort of cliff of the big red dog

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<v Speaker 2>starts jumping up on Sarah Jessica Parker's dress or you know,

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<v Speaker 2>milano chewing, She's gonna hate it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd also have the four members of Ever.

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<v Speaker 5>You can have one member of Ever of the rest

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<v Speaker 5>have to wait outside.

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<v Speaker 2>So how does Brian Adams feel he's thinking, well, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the only musicians.

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<v Speaker 4>Hang on, who's that is? Benny?

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<v Speaker 2>And what's his name? The other three from Amber? He's

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<v Speaker 2>not been put in his place, Brian, put the guitar away,

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<v Speaker 2>Abra here, we don't need any of your mediocre lukewarmits.

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<v Speaker 3>That could count as one would be one. So there's

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<v Speaker 3>my five.

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<v Speaker 5>Off one play.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Say you could have anyone round to yours, dead or alive, famous,

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<v Speaker 2>who would it be? Patsy's gone for quite a party

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<v Speaker 2>on Saturday night? So if I remember he got Brian Adams, yep,

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<v Speaker 2>Jackie r Nassis.

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<v Speaker 3>Correct Sarah Jessica.

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<v Speaker 4>Parker, Sarah Jessica Parker and.

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<v Speaker 3>Then ye, Meryl Street Mail.

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<v Speaker 4>Street And then I mean, is this that's not enough? Abba?

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<v Speaker 5>Or four members?

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<v Speaker 3>So you're updated coming out of retirement?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so there's eight. There's obviously you and your husband, Okate,

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<v Speaker 2>there's ten? Now how are you all seating?

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<v Speaker 4>Everybody? Who sits? Where are you're breaking up? Abba?

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<v Speaker 2>Abbott? One of you? Benny, who sit next to Brian?

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<v Speaker 2>Where are they all sat on this banquet table?

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon, we'll go out the back.

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<v Speaker 6>We don't have a big dining table, so we always

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<v Speaker 6>have bigdues out the back on their decking. We might

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<v Speaker 6>cook a barbecue and have some cold babas and some

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<v Speaker 6>salad pav maybe for dessert, lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>Lovely, and it strikes me. Then they'll also be sat

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<v Speaker 2>on those odd chairs. You know, we've only got a

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<v Speaker 2>set number of decent chairs, like six.

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<v Speaker 5>You have to bring some of the indoor chairs outside.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you might have to borrow like a high one

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<v Speaker 2>from a neighbor so someone's.

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<v Speaker 5>Store.

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<v Speaker 2>And then there's someone else that'll be sating like all

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<v Speaker 2>these little bed stall for a table or something there

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<v Speaker 2>on the floor. Brian Adams's moan again, only has he

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<v Speaker 2>got to have a snag and he's a vegetarian. He's

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<v Speaker 2>on the little kiddie footstool or something on the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, who I have this weekend?

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<v Speaker 4>Out my way? I'd have Donald Trump.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, you're just trying.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I tell you why I have Trump. I have

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<v Speaker 2>Jessica durn Okay, New Zealand, that leader. I think, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I think she's one of the smartest leaders in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, I'd have her and Trump. Those two trying

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<v Speaker 2>to talk to each other. Hopefully she can try and

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<v Speaker 2>talk some sense into her companies would be incredible.

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<v Speaker 5>And if not, you'll get some good stories from Monday

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<v Speaker 5>morning on.

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<v Speaker 4>The exactly what happened when Trump he came round to mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'd also have because I'm fascinated in the Pyramids

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<v Speaker 2>and the true story of the Pyramids.

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<v Speaker 4>Tutuon Carmoon would come.

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<v Speaker 2>Round, you know, I'd ever quick chat with him about listen,

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<v Speaker 2>how do you build those pyramids?

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<v Speaker 5>He was dead when they build him?

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<v Speaker 2>Was he all knows stuff to Tooton car Moon. And

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<v Speaker 2>then you need someone to do the food really well. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I like doing a barbecue, but I want to be

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<v Speaker 2>hearing what Trump's saying and are done, and also what

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<v Speaker 2>Tooton Carmoon's got to say. So I'm going to have

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<v Speaker 2>celebrity chef. He's available at the moment. Pete Evans is

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<v Speaker 2>going to come round. And also because I like on

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<v Speaker 2>a Saturday nights to have for her a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>glass of whin, He's going to bring that light machine

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<v Speaker 2>round which can cure hangovers. Next I'm gonna be all

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<v Speaker 2>right Sunday morning waking up. I won't have a stinking

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<v Speaker 2>hangover and have that light box.

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<v Speaker 5>So he's not there for conversation. He's there to keda,

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<v Speaker 5>do the food.

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<v Speaker 4>And wear's that light machine pete okay, Jack.

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<v Speaker 5>I wonder I first my head went to Kirk Kbain

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<v Speaker 5>and then I thought, actually, it seems hard to please,

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<v Speaker 5>and I feel like anything you serve up you won't

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<v Speaker 5>be happy.

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<v Speaker 4>We're not missed Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 5>No, So then I'm going to shift that to Dave

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<v Speaker 5>groll get no stories, but just seems more pleasant he is.

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<v Speaker 4>He's very charismatic and a really funny guy.

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<v Speaker 5>I sort of felt the same thing about John Lennon,

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<v Speaker 5>a bit too intimidating, not.

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<v Speaker 2>Dull, but a complicated Charen's a bit political maybe, so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to go Paul McCartney.

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<v Speaker 1>No politics on a Saturday night. Meanwhile, I'm hosting Trump

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<v Speaker 1>the King of Ideas to carmoon and a light machine.

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<v Speaker 4>Man.

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<v Speaker 5>I'd have Michael Jordan and then this is going to

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<v Speaker 5>seem like a cliche. I would not or Einstein.

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<v Speaker 4>Sunny.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're like one of those reality TV shows. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a pin headed girl on married at first sight. I

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<v Speaker 2>really like to go who would I like to go

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<v Speaker 2>on a slippery date with.

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<v Speaker 4>Einstein for his mind.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like when we've talked a lot of pop

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<v Speaker 5>culture about music in basketball, we can go, you know what, guys,

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<v Speaker 5>let's Einstein's here as well. Let's get some mad.

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<v Speaker 1>Albert Albert jumping on this one nine times.

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<v Speaker 2>A crazy hair to your as well, with a big

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<v Speaker 2>high hair as well. I think you get on very

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<v Speaker 2>well with Einstein.

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<v Speaker 5>Of all our dinner parties, I do like mine the best.

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