Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Just hosted the couple of Mitches race yourself for the
Speaker 2: rude Shocks of young adulthood in high school. I thought compulsory,
Speaker 2: I meant you had a choice. So my year advisor,
Speaker 2: Missus Moyman, went on Mitch Math's compulsory. I went fantastic
Speaker 2: and drama is Mitchjuri and Mitchell coups.
Speaker 3: Are you hallay?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: Mitcha looking very demure, very mindful. What do you mean,
Speaker 2: just very very mindful, very demure.
Speaker 3: Oh you're going to be proud of me. Actually, in
Speaker 3: terms of my presentation today, guess what I finally decided
Speaker 3: to yield. I'm wearing back of jeans.
Speaker 2: Oh my get up. I didn't even notice, but I
Speaker 2: did think you were very demure. Look show me how
Speaker 2: that leg up. Oh he's got the POLARATEI shakes too.
Speaker 2: Oh look at you go. Give me show the butt.
Speaker 2: Your butt looks good.
Speaker 3: See I don't think that it's okay, Mike gorgeous twish
Speaker 3: corner of the stand in the.
Speaker 2: Corner please now it does, trust me, because if it's
Speaker 2: too tight, it's kind of like look here, but the
Speaker 2: illusion of being extra padded is like what's under there? Oh?
Speaker 2: It's mystery. You know, you're giving people eighty percent and
Speaker 2: they can find the other twenty.
Speaker 3: I do have some pairs of jeans, because you know,
Speaker 3: I love my skinny jeans. I've got some that are
Speaker 3: a little bit too tight around the rum, to the
Speaker 3: point where it's like there is not just cheeks, there
Speaker 3: is crack.
Speaker 2: Yes, you have right, it goes.
Speaker 3: In there a bit, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get you. Yeah, I like mine super baggy.
Speaker 2: I want to be able to fit a second person
Speaker 2: inside my pants.
Speaker 3: I just that's a bit too baggy for me. These
Speaker 3: are somewhere in the middle a recon Why.
Speaker 2: Why is it because of the peer pressure? Is because
Speaker 2: I pressured you into it?
Speaker 3: Or is society just because I After claiming that I'm
Speaker 3: not ready to let skinny jeans go, I realized it's winter.
Speaker 3: I'm actually a bit sick of them. They're not comforted.
Speaker 2: But neither of these they are mature. These ones are
Speaker 2: Are you high waisting them or you've got a belt on?
Speaker 3: Don't you tried the high waist? But there was definite
Speaker 3: bulging happening.
Speaker 2: There was moose snuggling. Yeah, you've kind of you kind
Speaker 2: of got to decide a side of the pants seemed
Speaker 2: to put it.
Speaker 3: I did that thing where I ordered a million pairs
Speaker 3: of pants on aesos and they just return the ones
Speaker 3: I didn't like. I typed in high waists and just
Speaker 3: kind of got one of everything, and none of them
Speaker 3: were good. They were all moose KNUCKLERM. Yeah, so this
Speaker 3: one's just sitting around the waist, which I don't like them.
Speaker 2: For you, I don't have that problem for some reason.
Speaker 2: Moose knuckling.
Speaker 3: Really yeah.
Speaker 2: I think mine kind of just goes inverted. I think
Speaker 2: there's so much sort of centristal force that it just
Speaker 2: pulls inside.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever seen you in high waisted
Speaker 3: pants because the amount of times I can see your
Speaker 3: ass crack they're hanging that lower your pants.
Speaker 2: They are not my pants? Are my belly button?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: They press cubagenits here as well. High. What are you wearing?
Speaker 3: Have you got a camelto today? Jenny?
Speaker 4: No, not, well, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Oh I don't want to look. This feels predatory. Oh
Speaker 2: you look fantastic.
Speaker 3: I wish I could wear jeans that go that high.
Speaker 2: You can, but Mitchell, I've got testicles and the penis.
Speaker 2: Thanks for reassuring well in terms of you know, proportion, Yeah,
Speaker 2: as a you, I'd only imagine Shawn has told me
Speaker 2: after a few drinks, I think you need to put
Speaker 2: into mind currently, let me feel give me your hand
Speaker 2: to the left of my seat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you canib The left was.
Speaker 2: Just sort of how away it works.
Speaker 3: I've misunderstood what a moose knuckle is. That's what the
Speaker 3: problem was. The bulge was to one side. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: well that's not.
Speaker 2: A moose knuckle. That's more of like a hockey puck.
Speaker 3: Is the split down the middle?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, so you just got a rocket to
Speaker 2: one side and then you wear a shirt that you
Speaker 2: tuck your shirts in there, don't you. Yeah, yeah, you're fucked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know I'm fucked.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the problem.
Speaker 3: They're also just quite heavy, these jeans. It's really fucking hot.
Speaker 2: I pictured your dick then for a second. They're also
Speaker 2: quite heavy, my balls and people, the shaft is quite thick. Well, listen,
Speaker 2: we'll put a photo of Mitch's noose knuckle on the
Speaker 2: socials and you be the judge.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: How does he solve it? We should? You look great,
Speaker 2: you're very nicely now polishes on point, but noticing you're
Speaker 2: definitely in an experimental fashion era. I've noticed you're trying
Speaker 2: different things, trial and error errors. Sorry and I are
Speaker 2: both talking, and you know with trial comes era the
Speaker 2: most experimental.
Speaker 3: I've been baggy jeans. Yes, I wish I could just
Speaker 3: rock track is every day and not look like a
Speaker 3: caravan part piece of shit.
Speaker 2: You can, but you need to have like a night.
Speaker 2: If you just do trackies and then you wear a
Speaker 2: designer bag on it, everyone's like, shit, you just get
Speaker 2: one nice fancy bag or a very expensive pair of shoes,
Speaker 2: and people say, oh, it's all intentional.
Speaker 3: I don't want to do that. I don't want to
Speaker 3: go buying designer shit.
Speaker 2: But just by one. No, sure, I got good dealers.
Speaker 3: I've also got good dealers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're into very different bags. Prize Y, Pajenna, how have.
Speaker 4: You been I've been good?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Good?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Can we can we just rewind a bit to
Speaker 3: Wednesday's episode with our phonetic alphabet official alphabet, Yes, so
Speaker 3: G for Jenna, Yeah, G for Jenna. We put it
Speaker 3: out there, the phonetic alphabet that we decided on, but
Speaker 3: our idiots have come through with some suggestions that I
Speaker 3: think should be in our alphabet. We should bump some
Speaker 3: of our own.
Speaker 2: We're making amendments.
Speaker 3: Yes, I think we should make amendments because some of
Speaker 3: these ideas are way better. How we were really struggling
Speaker 3: with the LETTERSZ.
Speaker 2: That was hard. Yeah, we did say open to suggestions.
Speaker 3: Yes, we ended up with zaddy, but we're like, surely
Speaker 3: we can do better. And my god, Eve Kelly came
Speaker 3: through with Z for Zimba.
Speaker 4: Oh brilliant, incredible, approved.
Speaker 3: D for Dot Wiggins. We've already got diaphragm for Sam though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we do need a reference to somebody. But
Speaker 2: Dot has who? Right? Yeah, great, that's funny. Sure, as
Speaker 2: long as Dot is covered in some long for this earth.
Speaker 3: Claudia said, since you already have h F, who can
Speaker 3: we have W for? When I think that's fair, it's yeah.
Speaker 2: That's good. Sure what was w anyway?
Speaker 3: Who we have? Who? There? Twine?
Speaker 2: Okay, now I can I can relinquish one who.
Speaker 3: Te currently is tunnel? Someone suggested totally. I like tunnel.
Speaker 2: Though I like tunnel.
Speaker 4: The sorry tunnel is it goes way back?
Speaker 3: I remember me.
Speaker 2: Sorry. Tunnel's famed manifestation Guru Zowie Marshall's child son.
Speaker 3: How good is this? Paul said, instead of Stephen and sewn,
Speaker 3: should be S for sorry, so that it flows in
Speaker 3: the alphabet S T sorry time.
Speaker 2: Oh that's brilliant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good. Sorry, you've been bumped. You've got our love.
Speaker 4: That's very smart.
Speaker 3: I don't know about this one. Why for yappin and Japan? Yeah,
Speaker 3: but that's a U.
Speaker 2: Alphabet?
Speaker 4: No, Well, I thought it was a great suggestion.
Speaker 2: Great suggestion.
Speaker 3: We currently have M for mitches. It's accurate, but it's lazy.
Speaker 3: We can put my thought into that one.
Speaker 2: What are some suggestions?
Speaker 3: There's two front runners for me. One is Megan, yes
Speaker 3: remember that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3: And the other one is Maddie.
Speaker 2: I don't know, not.
Speaker 3: Sure what they reference?
Speaker 2: No do I No's name, beautiful name.
Speaker 3: We can choose between or Maddie. What if em is
Speaker 3: just Asterix missing or just Meghan?
Speaker 2: Meghan's good? You know, I don't want to get in
Speaker 2: any trouble. Yeah with you know the pro deluge police department.
Speaker 4: Well, you mentioned it, I can say it, can't I
Speaker 4: you can't say.
Speaker 3: That we did charge the dollar last time.
Speaker 2: I'll put it.
Speaker 3: I've had a good move you have actually, you really
Speaker 3: have sent him. Some people are disputing C for Connie,
Speaker 3: which is Jenner's cat. Could cookbook oh reb without the
Speaker 3: Housewives reference?
Speaker 2: That is very gym.
Speaker 3: I like Cookbook, I like I like Connie. Okay, two
Speaker 3: votes for cook Yeah, sorry about it.
Speaker 2: For Kafee, it's out.
Speaker 3: And I think we got a bit lazy with the
Speaker 3: letter A. Why did we commit to APPA?
Speaker 2: That was shocking, that was so random?
Speaker 3: Anohing to do with it?
Speaker 2: What else do we have for A?
Speaker 3: Someone suggested on authentic amretto sour using dis on it.
Speaker 2: That's funny, but he's not going to make sense in
Speaker 2: five years time.
Speaker 3: I reckon. I mean, lion still makes sense.
Speaker 2: Are you still running those ads?
Speaker 3: Not anymore? But yeah they were good as they.
Speaker 2: Were great ads. We had actually dry made one for Mitchell. Sure,
Speaker 2: why not.
Speaker 3: An authentic amrotto sour using disc it on a locked in?
Speaker 3: So should we hear the revised edition, the new and
Speaker 3: improved alphabet?
Speaker 2: And this is final, please, for the love of God,
Speaker 2: no more.
Speaker 3: Addition, Paneta Alpha recorded to Where's that music? Here? We
Speaker 3: go go for it A for an authentic ameretto sowre
Speaker 3: using this B for lions. SEE for D for diaphragm,
Speaker 3: E for l Olympics, F for finger, G for Jenna,
Speaker 3: H for who, I for idiots? Are we happy with that?
Speaker 1: Like that?
Speaker 3: J for Jenna, K for kill, L for Alphaba, M
Speaker 3: for and for no God, this is killing my throat?
Speaker 3: OH for Oscar, P for pigweek, Q for queath for
Speaker 3: red rooster, S for sorry, T for tunnel, you for
Speaker 3: arm and V for violin, W for when, X for Hayden,
Speaker 3: WI you got a hustle, Z four somber somber. There
Speaker 3: we go, the new and done. Everybody a collaboration love it?
Speaker 2: Also? Can we please change the letter X? Upon reading it?
Speaker 2: I've had PTSD, but everyone loved X for Hayden as
Speaker 2: funny as it was in the moment. I don't want
Speaker 2: to have to keep reliving.
Speaker 3: But how often are you going to be reliving it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: When are we going to use this piece of shit? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Everyone found that funny. I would I wouldn't want to bump,
Speaker 3: but I did say last week, are you sure you
Speaker 3: want to do X?
Speaker 2: Hayden?
Speaker 3: Are you sure?
Speaker 2: But now we're talking about it? You know, why do
Speaker 2: I call him and ask if it's okay? Yeah, let's
Speaker 2: give him, let's break no contact. No, no, I don't
Speaker 2: want to please.
Speaker 3: Is he in the group?
Speaker 2: I could don't know? Perhaps, Well, what.
Speaker 3: Else can we do for X? That was really hard
Speaker 3: to think of something?
Speaker 2: What if we did Malcolm Turnbull being Jan's X?
Speaker 4: I haven't revealed that on the.
Speaker 2: Podcast, sorry, X. As hard as anyone suggested anything, Rex
Speaker 2: Or They were just praising the joke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were just saying, oh, that sent me. That
Speaker 3: was fucking hilarious. No, we can't suggestions for X.
Speaker 2: We can't kill Stephen and.
Speaker 4: Sean and update Hayden is not in the group.
Speaker 3: Oh good, Oh well then that's fine. He won't even
Speaker 3: see it.
Speaker 2: I just don't think it's that funny.
Speaker 4: Upon reflection, it's pretty funny.
Speaker 3: Well, you've got between now and the end of this
Speaker 3: episode to think of something starting with X, and if
Speaker 3: you do it, it'll replace it. Sure, he's going to
Speaker 3: be using so many words started with X.
Speaker 2: Or No, what you know? Great segue, though, Mitchell, Welcome
Speaker 2: to Is It just Me? Every week we start the
Speaker 2: show the same way with a couple of gems. Is
Speaker 2: it just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 2: Mine is to do with with I mean the letter
Speaker 2: X and all the letters of the alphabet right, and
Speaker 2: using them in certain fragrances. Fragrances I'm not well. Sentences,
Speaker 2: sentences correct in certain you know sense sense.
Speaker 3: That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: Using them in a certain order.
Speaker 3: That's in spelling correct.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's in spelling. Sure, I don't want to say spelling,
Speaker 2: but my brain couldn't think of a cynerony.
Speaker 3: Giving me no clue whatsoever about what this could be.
Speaker 2: I'm putting you and me to the test. We're going
Speaker 2: to be pitted against each other.
Speaker 3: Ah right, let's just do this one because I'm curious.
Speaker 2: Now, shall we start?
Speaker 3: Sure, let's go.
Speaker 2: Okay, Bradley, let's go.
Speaker 3: Mate. Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Are you deeply concerned about the children and the future
Speaker 2: of this country?
Speaker 3: What about them?
Speaker 2: I am? You know, I've always been worried about the kids.
Speaker 2: Michael Jackson and I have had that in comment. I
Speaker 2: believe the children are a future me, Diana, Michael, I've
Speaker 2: all said that.
Speaker 3: Will You've always been highly, highly concerned about a certain
Speaker 3: missing child.
Speaker 2: I'm worried about the generation, the future generation. It was
Speaker 2: revealed today that Australian literacy rates have dropped below global standards,
Speaker 2: and four out of ten Ozzie students are going to
Speaker 2: need extra help in high school. The Napland results came out,
Speaker 2: which we all did the Napland test in school?
Speaker 3: Does anyone actually try with that shit? Because you're not
Speaker 3: actually being personally graded.
Speaker 4: Correct, it's just a representative of your school.
Speaker 3: I shared my school. Look, shit, I didn't give one fuck.
Speaker 2: I know, but the individual results have come out and
Speaker 2: for years three, five and six the results are really bad.
Speaker 2: Apparently numbers but no, no, no, I don't know what number. No?
Speaker 3: Oh shit, ignore me? How well did you do it?
Speaker 3: Naplan not good in maths?
Speaker 2: Over three hundred thousand Australian students in every sort of
Speaker 2: state need extra.
Speaker 3: Care because they fucked up the English exams?
Speaker 2: Correct? Wow, well, all the exams all Naplan and Naplan
Speaker 2: is math and matt It is also comprehension and spelling,
Speaker 2: all and sciences and business and all that bullshit.
Speaker 3: English was the only thing I was good at.
Speaker 4: Yeah me too, English was I Yeah?
Speaker 2: English was good. I didn't do any level of math.
Speaker 2: I dropped all maths.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it wasn't that The best feeling when you
Speaker 3: were able to drop math when you finish your ten
Speaker 3: and you're like, this is my last maths class. I
Speaker 3: may have even burnt my textbook.
Speaker 2: Really, I think I may have. When did you guys
Speaker 2: get electives? We able to choose your own.
Speaker 3: Year nine and ten, but at that point we still
Speaker 3: have to do maths. Yeah right, yeah, year eleven.
Speaker 2: Got it well, listen. I was concerned that it was
Speaker 2: bleeding into the workforce, because you know, the children can
Speaker 2: go to Kuman and they can get tutoring. But my
Speaker 2: main concern is that it was going to bleed into
Speaker 2: the workforce and the adults in this.
Speaker 3: Community, all right, because when they're our age in the workforce,
Speaker 3: they won't be able to fucking spell correct.
Speaker 2: That's that's why I've tasked Jennett with the task. Really
Speaker 2: general will be conducting the first annual each I'm spelling beat.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, bring it on, mull I must say, I
Speaker 1: have to give a shout out to your producer for
Speaker 1: helping me.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, We're going to have to put Grace
Speaker 3: on our payroll because the amount of fucking heavy lifting
Speaker 3: she does for you, Mitchell, and now Jim was.
Speaker 2: Actually my assistant producer, Alex so thank you. Yeah, I've overworked, Grace,
Speaker 2: no the reason and Jenna move the paper. The reason
Speaker 2: I outsourced this, Mitchell, is because I don't want to
Speaker 2: be accused of any form of cheating.
Speaker 3: All right, if you're taking part as well, we're going.
Speaker 2: To be competing, ok, you and I we both get
Speaker 2: a shot at the word.
Speaker 3: Can you give me a bit of paper or something?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, this is the I don't even know if.
Speaker 3: I have a pen. I'm just as bad as the kid.
Speaker 3: I don't carry you than because you need to write
Speaker 3: it down. Jenna, give me a peak.
Speaker 2: At the words.
Speaker 3: How hard are they?
Speaker 4: They're pretty hard.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to put out some of them.
Speaker 3: Pretty good at spelling, I've got to say, yeah, you
Speaker 3: are good. You know what I'm bad at, though, Typing?
Speaker 3: You know, when you're googling something on your phone up
Speaker 3: in the search bar, autocorrect doesn't work, and I'm like, whoa,
Speaker 3: that couldn't be further than what.
Speaker 1: I was trying to do, and then you entering it
Speaker 1: doesn't even know what word you're trying.
Speaker 3: Not even the did you mean you save me? Oh
Speaker 3: he's back a lie? Thank you?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Shall we get started let's begin. So we have the
Speaker 2: options to have the word used in a sentence. Mitche'll
Speaker 2: flip your phone. Please face down.
Speaker 4: You no cheating, and.
Speaker 2: I'm going to turn my Apple Watch off. I don't
Speaker 2: want to be accused of any sort of cheating because
Speaker 2: you know you can, hey Siri and whatnot.
Speaker 3: I think i'd notice if you did that, Hey theory, Yeah,
Speaker 3: what would you MARKT with a cough?
Speaker 5: All?
Speaker 2: Right, here we go. First word or Jenny, you can
Speaker 2: this is spelling, but you do what you need to do.
Speaker 4: Word number one necessarily?
Speaker 3: Oh easy?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll go first, N E C yes, E S
Speaker 2: A R I L Y.
Speaker 3: I've done the same.
Speaker 2: I've the same.
Speaker 4: Can I just see that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: True, yep, both the same?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 3: Fuck?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, next one.
Speaker 3: Jim, Yes, I would feel that J exclamation mark q
Speaker 3: M jam jamboree.
Speaker 2: Can you use that in a sentence please?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Every GYM show is a jamboree.
Speaker 3: J A M B A R e E.
Speaker 2: Okay, mitches looked in I'm doing j A M B
Speaker 2: O R E E.
Speaker 3: That's actually probably right. Fuck me, you're right now?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, how's jambo house?
Speaker 3: Screw you?
Speaker 2: Do they get harder?
Speaker 1: Um?
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: This next one, I don't really know how to pronounce,
Speaker 1: but I'll try.
Speaker 3: Quadrilateral, quadrilateral, triangle, quadrillateral.
Speaker 1: As in SpongeBob is a drillateral sponge that lives in
Speaker 1: a pineapple under the sea.
Speaker 3: I just looked at my spelling, and I know it's wrong.
Speaker 2: Quadrilatt quadra lateral quadriyrolateral ship. All right, I'm gonna lock
Speaker 2: in q U A D R I L A T
Speaker 2: E I A L.
Speaker 3: Combs, I've done the same. Accept its double t O
Speaker 3: R A L.
Speaker 4: How are you doing this?
Speaker 2: What? I take it right?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Damn it?
Speaker 4: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Quadrilized?
Speaker 3: Why am I fucking up the vowels?
Speaker 2: Missus hard?
Speaker 4: I would have put money that Coombs would have won this.
Speaker 3: I've set myself up for failure, but being like, oh
Speaker 3: I'm good at failing arm far, I would also.
Speaker 4: Have bet no, we've got We've still got a few more.
Speaker 4: So yep, okay. Next one is corny copia.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that word, as in Cheery's hair hides
Speaker 1: a corny copia of secrets.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you're pronouncing it right. Say it again.
Speaker 4: Corn cut corny copia, corn you.
Speaker 3: Copia, corn you copia corn copia.
Speaker 2: Okay, so the first definitely starting with a P. You
Speaker 2: go first. I don't know either.
Speaker 4: You can do it.
Speaker 3: I've just written it phonetically basically, c O R n
Speaker 3: U c O P I A.
Speaker 2: I've done the same, correct. I've done four for four?
Speaker 2: Is this is? Next one wins.
Speaker 3: Let's let's how many are there.
Speaker 1: No, there's a few more, but okay, we can get
Speaker 1: through them, all right. Next one is mayonnaise.
Speaker 3: All right, m A y O double n A c ye.
Speaker 3: You've done the same.
Speaker 1: Yep, can confirm both correct, mayonnaise. Next one machinations, as
Speaker 1: in grounds keeper, Jenna has macinations to take over the
Speaker 1: work like.
Speaker 2: Plottings, right, yeah, okay, macinations.
Speaker 3: Not even her title grounds keeper?
Speaker 2: What is it? Mayonnaise macinations? Oh god, this is a
Speaker 2: bit tough. Shut up, here we go, all right, all right,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go first. Machinations m A c h I
Speaker 2: n A t.
Speaker 3: I O n s M A c h O n
Speaker 3: A t i O n s Oh fuck, cherry.
Speaker 2: Machin nations.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's not how she pronounced it. She's
Speaker 3: throwing me with the pronunciation I.
Speaker 2: Gotation He said mac o nations.
Speaker 4: I said machinations.
Speaker 1: Rewind the tape, this next one, okay, Combs, I think
Speaker 1: you'll get this neurotic.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you'll get this.
Speaker 3: One because I've seen it written down in my diagnosis
Speaker 3: through water time. This is is it? And actually I'm
Speaker 3: going to wait till you finish writing. I don't want
Speaker 3: you to copy here.
Speaker 2: You go first?
Speaker 3: Then have you finished?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: N e U R O t I C?
Speaker 2: Or is there a double tary neurotic? N e U
Speaker 2: R O T I C.
Speaker 3: Same as me?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're still one? Well, are still going?
Speaker 2: How many more?
Speaker 4: Let's do one more?
Speaker 2: Okay, make it hard and it can be worth two points.
Speaker 3: What if I just edited out all the ones I
Speaker 3: got wrong and I'm like, well, are we tired?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Juggernaut gets me. It's a juggernaut of Australian podcasting.
Speaker 4: Alex was right about that, you was.
Speaker 3: It's the vowels that I'm really stuck on.
Speaker 2: All right, you go.
Speaker 3: Say it again, the word juggernaut. She's saying jugger. So
Speaker 3: I feel like it should be an able. I bet
Speaker 3: it's not. I bet it's not.
Speaker 2: Bet it's jug out jugger juggle. It's not jugging.
Speaker 3: It doesn't look correct.
Speaker 2: Okay say it, then spell.
Speaker 3: It juggernaut j U double g G for Jenna. Oh,
Speaker 3: I think n A U g h t u.
Speaker 2: J for Jenna. You four? What's you almonds gee for Jenna,
Speaker 2: G for Jenna E fugain. Yeah, I think it's jug
Speaker 2: jugger ju A.
Speaker 3: I think you're right? Wow your yeah you want? I
Speaker 3: got four out of eight. That's only a fifty. I
Speaker 3: got eight out of eight.
Speaker 2: All it is still a pass. I also had the
Speaker 2: answers the whole time.
Speaker 3: Are you little cal look he's that Oh my coffee?
Speaker 3: I didn't even see Why did you even admit to that?
Speaker 3: That was so sneaky.
Speaker 2: I didn't want you to feel less.
Speaker 1: Then I was watching you actually writing those words, not
Speaker 1: knowing that that you don't even realize that it was cheating.
Speaker 2: I should have kept it a secret.
Speaker 3: Well that's just changed everything. I could have been the winner.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you. Necessarily, Nat would have had that wrong.
Speaker 2: That's all I started with a K. To be honest,
Speaker 2: that's a funny praying done by all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hilarious. I'm absolutely cracking up. Can't you tell?
Speaker 2: Is it just me the rude shocks of young adults?
Speaker 3: Food boy? I gotta tell you, idiots, I'm excited as
Speaker 3: fuck for Wednesday's episode number two twenty eight. Art Simone's
Speaker 3: coming on as a guest, and we're doing something that
Speaker 3: I can't wait for.
Speaker 2: I know my winner of RuPaul's Drag Race season two.
Speaker 3: To be honest, season one was the season one down one?
Speaker 2: No was it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's the one that got kicked off early and
Speaker 3: they brought it back.
Speaker 2: Oh that was so bizarre. Yes, I do remember one.
Speaker 3: So Art's joining us, and she's also doing like a
Speaker 3: Kath and Kim inspired drag show, and so we are
Speaker 3: doing another acting school recreating a Kath and Kim sect. Yes,
Speaker 3: you're probably nowhere near as excited as me, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: But I'm not. I'll do it because I love you,
Speaker 2: birth But you know it's it's this is Mitchell idea
Speaker 2: and I'm running with it team player.
Speaker 3: Because Art Simone plays Cath in this parody play so perfect.
Speaker 3: I'll be Kim as for you too. I'm not sure
Speaker 3: you can decide now. I guess there's two rolls up
Speaker 3: for grabs, Sharon and kel Sharon. Okay, Well, Sharon.
Speaker 2: I can be Kel. I'm happy being Kell. I'm the
Speaker 2: more masculine one of the rooms, so it feels fitting.
Speaker 2: And also your other third wheel, so is Karen is Aren?
Speaker 2: That's true, so it's perfect with that, and I'm off
Speaker 2: her only I don't know audition.
Speaker 3: Honestly, if you just channel Sean, that's going to be Kel.
Speaker 2: Your boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's so Kel code.
Speaker 2: Is he nice?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Nice and sweet?
Speaker 3: Okay, and also like just so beautifully tolerant of others.
Speaker 2: Okay. Great, he puts with.
Speaker 3: Kim's ship and never retaliates.
Speaker 2: Great, I'm Kel. So we're doing that with artsimone. Yes,
Speaker 2: does I know about this?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was in on it. I've never been a
Speaker 3: Kath and Kim fan like myself, so I guess we're
Speaker 3: trying to convert you.
Speaker 2: I can appreciate it, but no, I've never sat down
Speaker 2: and watched I've watched one episode with you. I think
Speaker 2: you made me watch the debut episode, did I think so? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't think I have, because it's been on my
Speaker 3: wish list of segments on the podcast is to like
Speaker 3: make cheery watch Kathy Kim. But now it's going to
Speaker 3: do it all.
Speaker 2: All right, so that's coming up next episode.
Speaker 3: I can't fucking wait.
Speaker 4: I'm excited.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been practicing.
Speaker 2: I haven't. I've not.
Speaker 3: Actually, to be honest, I haven't either. I've just been
Speaker 3: practicing my whole life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're you've got the natural twang. I don't.
Speaker 2: Although Kell doesn't have a natural twain, does he like
Speaker 2: Kell doesn't have that same sort of speaking tone as
Speaker 2: the girls.
Speaker 3: No, he's as very polite.
Speaker 2: I can do that. Yeah, it'd be stretched, but I
Speaker 2: can do that.
Speaker 3: You can do it.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, that's coming up with that some mine.
Speaker 3: Should we get into my ear gym in the meantime,
Speaker 3: we should.
Speaker 2: I also do want to say I've received some messages
Speaker 2: from idiots that swap their merch. You can still do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, The really shitty quality merch that we didn't realize
Speaker 3: is being sent out until we were sent to our
Speaker 3: correct and it was quite amusing because our lovely idiots
Speaker 3: that had received the shitty quality merch, they were like, oh,
Speaker 3: I didn't really notice. No, but now that they've received
Speaker 3: the replacements, they're like, oh, I can see different. That's
Speaker 3: a massive Yeah, the quality is so much better now,
Speaker 3: So if you're still hanging on to a dud. Some
Speaker 3: people in the group have been saying it was a
Speaker 3: smooth as fuck process. Jump on a couple of meters
Speaker 3: dot com dot are you contact us? And then they
Speaker 3: should have it on the way within that day. Yeah,
Speaker 3: don't be afraid to do it because we're offering the service.
Speaker 3: Get yourself the.
Speaker 2: Merch if you paid for it, get the good stuff
Speaker 2: exactly you They're better agree all right.
Speaker 3: Time for my agent?
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Go on, Brad? Is it just me? Does your
Speaker 3: partner mean? Well, oh no, what's happened? Which makes it
Speaker 3: hard to get cranky at them because they mean, well, wait.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, are you talking as has Stephen, sweet Saint
Speaker 2: Stephen done something? Or you're talking about your partner.
Speaker 3: Talking about mine?
Speaker 4: Oh, what did you do to Sean?
Speaker 3: I didn't do anything to.
Speaker 2: Show instantly on Team Sean he can possibly have done.
Speaker 3: Anything, right, so am I? Because he's like, he tries
Speaker 3: to be helpful and then he fucks it up, And
Speaker 3: I can't be bad because I'm like, oh, look, he
Speaker 3: tried to be helpful and it's not even weaponizing competence,
Speaker 3: it's sincere and give him a break, what happened, what happened.
Speaker 3: Whenever one of these things happened, I normally I'd flip
Speaker 3: out and be like, oh, what the fuck? What are
Speaker 3: you thinking? Because it's him, I'm just like, bless you. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: Like he was sort of are we to ring in
Speaker 3: the kitchen the other day because I was cooking dinner
Speaker 3: and I could see that he was trying to be helpful,
Speaker 3: but I was kind of like, I've got this. Get
Speaker 3: out of my kitchen. It's not a big kitchen, yes,
Speaker 3: it's tiny with an eathist fuck recipe. I was like,
Speaker 3: I've got this. He wanted to be helpful, so I said, oh,
Speaker 3: the rest of that chicken, can you pop that in
Speaker 3: a snaplot bag and pop it in the freezer. That's
Speaker 3: all I need help with. That's really all I need.
Speaker 3: So you can just sit out of the couch, don't
Speaker 3: worry easy, Are you sure? I'm like, you know, that's fine.
Speaker 3: Of course. Fast forward to the next day and I
Speaker 3: find it in the fridge, not the freezer, and I'm like, again,
Speaker 3: I can't be matter. It's kind of went, oh my
Speaker 3: darling dumas.
Speaker 2: Sean, wait, did you are you sure? See now? My
Speaker 2: brain goes to Mitchell was in the wrong here? Did
Speaker 2: you tell him fridge?
Speaker 3: I said, freezer?
Speaker 2: Are you sure?
Speaker 3: No? He has since admitted, oh yeah, you're so right.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just brain farted whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I feel like he would always be on
Speaker 4: your site.
Speaker 1: So maybe you did say fridge, and he's just saying
Speaker 1: that you said freezer.
Speaker 3: Gas lighting me. I'm not mad at him.
Speaker 2: You'll defend him. If the police came to my door
Speaker 2: and said Shawn has killed Mitchell, I'd say, shit, what
Speaker 2: did Mitchell do? I'd say the Shaw need a character
Speaker 2: witness that he slid his throat and killed him on
Speaker 2: the street, and Mitchell must have done said something.
Speaker 3: Where is this take come from? With you? So I've
Speaker 3: not said that I'm mad at him. At any point,
Speaker 3: I'd say Mitchell did it himself. Examples yes, yes, please,
Speaker 3: because again he means, well, I got on my laundry
Speaker 3: out of the dryer and I was putting things away,
Speaker 3: and again he was a sort of loitering wanting to help,
Speaker 3: because like I said before, he's identified that I'm an
Speaker 3: access service kind of bitch. So he's trying to do
Speaker 3: that to show and make sure that I feel love
Speaker 3: very sweet, and so I'm like, okay, cute, you're going
Speaker 3: to help. And I said, oh, this handtowel from the bathroom. Kid,
Speaker 3: just pop it back on its hook and he goes, sure,
Speaker 3: too easy, can do. And then a few hours later
Speaker 3: I went into the bathroom washing my hands and I'm like,
Speaker 3: where the sean, where's the handtowel? And he goes, I
Speaker 3: put it on the hook and I'm like, it's not there.
Speaker 3: I look down and it's on the one next to
Speaker 3: the toilet. I was like, have you never wash your hands?
Speaker 3: I don't use that hook.
Speaker 2: That's where the toilet paper goes.
Speaker 3: I was like, have you never seen this handtel It's
Speaker 3: always been in this spot when you watch your hands
Speaker 3: next to the door. But I was like, that's on me.
Speaker 3: I should have been so specific, put this on the
Speaker 3: handtowel right next to the sink.
Speaker 4: I do believe you need it to be more specific.
Speaker 3: Clearly the hold on. I should have held his hand
Speaker 3: the whole price.
Speaker 2: Are there anymore?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the big one. This is the big
Speaker 3: one hit us. So we were going to like a
Speaker 3: friend's party, and we know in advance it's going to
Speaker 3: be a Big nine, so we knew we were going
Speaker 3: to be hungover. And I was like, oh, I've got
Speaker 3: a recipe for a banana hangover smoothie. Maybe we should
Speaker 3: give that a world tomorrow, knowing that we might be
Speaker 3: a little bit on the hungover side. And he goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: that sounds great, and he was going down the street.
Speaker 3: So I said, okay, I'll give you the list of
Speaker 3: all the ingredients you need and you just pick that
Speaker 3: up and then I'll make the smoothies in the morning.
Speaker 2: Lovely and teamwork.
Speaker 3: The next morning came, sure enough, we were quite hungover,
Speaker 3: and I go to make them. I've got the coconut
Speaker 3: or to the honey, all the bits and bobs that
Speaker 3: he got. Said Sean, where are the bananas.
Speaker 2: For the banana smoothie?
Speaker 3: And it was like he was doing an impression of
Speaker 3: that painting the screen, or like that pose from Home
Speaker 3: Alne his hands on the face. Oh my god. I
Speaker 3: was like, it's a banana hangover smoothie. Everything except the banana. No,
Speaker 3: And I was so hungover, and he goes, I don't
Speaker 3: know what happened there, because I went to the fruit
Speaker 3: section and I was like, while I'm here, I might
Speaker 3: get myself an apple, got the apple and then fucked off.
Speaker 2: Oh, Sean, you know what, it's not like he's a
Speaker 2: bad partner in any other way. So take these faults,
Speaker 2: you know, with the grain.
Speaker 3: He means well, So I can't even be mad. It
Speaker 3: was hard because you know, I don't have vapes in
Speaker 3: the house. Yes, that was my whole strategy at this point,
Speaker 3: because I was hungover the nicotine cravings that are at
Speaker 3: an all time and so I was like, I'm so irritable.
Speaker 3: He got the bananas, but don't get mad. It means well,
Speaker 3: it means he does. That's the biggest struggle, to not
Speaker 3: be like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Shot?
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: The problem is is your default not to react with
Speaker 2: what the fuck? Seoran like, are you having to go
Speaker 2: against your instincts?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, okay, I just laugh. I just laugh
Speaker 3: and I go for God's sake.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, I love him. Well, at least he's hung
Speaker 2: like a horse, you know, that is what he's got.
Speaker 2: It's good, it's good. You know, at least you can.
Speaker 3: Where did that come from?
Speaker 2: Just saying at least is redeeming. You know, that's not
Speaker 2: hold the baby up with a bath foot or sort
Speaker 2: of look on the bright side.
Speaker 3: What happened to you trying to be less smutty?
Speaker 2: It's not smart, it's just a fact. At the bowler,
Speaker 2: you know, the bowl you and all, oh, you're sick
Speaker 2: fat he bought it out.
Speaker 3: I know that's not true because he's like me. He
Speaker 3: always sits at the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Shit you got me? So just ephen, what's with your
Speaker 2: dainty gaze? I whip it out and I flip it around,
Speaker 2: I do the ten shakes and I look at the
Speaker 2: man next me, and I spit the toilet too when
Speaker 2: I'm done.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I've just always found the concept so barbaric,
Speaker 3: just whipping your cock out of a trough in public,
Speaker 3: but then thought that was a good idea, and wh
Speaker 3: how did it catch totally?
Speaker 2: And why not for women? Imagine Jenna just standing out
Speaker 2: full beaver out facing north like our founding fathers, and
Speaker 2: just pushing her hips up at the air. And You're
Speaker 2: and on next to Amanda.
Speaker 4: Keller with my hands on my head.
Speaker 2: With your hands on your hips, your Lulu jeggings at
Speaker 2: your ankles. No, you couldn't aim it forward, could you.
Speaker 2: It's not how it.
Speaker 3: Works now, Reckon she could reckon. It wouldn't be as
Speaker 3: straightforward as ound. No, it's less of a home.
Speaker 4: I feel like you'd have to stand on top of it, so.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, you'd need a she we It'd be
Speaker 3: a similar approach to primary school, when you like, turn
Speaker 3: the bubbler on, put your finger over it and like.
Speaker 2: You aim at at some Yes, can you aim it
Speaker 2: like that? It's like the tail of an aeroplane. It's
Speaker 2: sort of on a y access like it can only
Speaker 2: go left and right.
Speaker 4: No, it just kind of spurts it.
Speaker 2: Look, you've gotta have to do it, Jenna. Let's got
Speaker 2: a break and let me come back live dinner. That's
Speaker 2: enough of these two. Now let's hear and is it
Speaker 2: just you?
Speaker 3: And we're back? Wow, that was impressive.
Speaker 2: That was incredible.
Speaker 3: Now the carpets spin to mind you.
Speaker 2: But you wanted me to do it so much control?
Speaker 4: Yeah, years of practice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get an idiot on shallow.
Speaker 2: I think we should after all that, let's go. If
Speaker 2: you want to get in touch and have an is
Speaker 2: it just me of your own? You can send us
Speaker 2: a text on this number, oh.
Speaker 6: For till nine A two zero two to nine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we do this every is it just me Monday?
Speaker 3: We open it up to you. You can d MS
Speaker 3: as well at couple of mitches if you run out
Speaker 3: of credit.
Speaker 2: I got today, We're going to New South Wales. We've
Speaker 2: got Peyton in Burrewer Barrower, Barra. But b o o
Speaker 2: god back to this b o O r O w
Speaker 2: A oh Borrower. I know where that is, Borrow, Brey. No,
Speaker 2: let's give her a call.
Speaker 3: This is Peyton, the southwest slopes of New South Wales.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, she's called before. Her name's in the system.
Speaker 3: They don't call a prize pig Peyton for nothing.
Speaker 5: Peyton speaking Mitch and JENNI, Hi, how's it going good?
Speaker 2: You're in the database here at Kiss they for me
Speaker 2: a bit of a price pig, are.
Speaker 5: You pretty much? Yeah? Yeah, I like that like the
Speaker 5: middle of nowhere.
Speaker 3: Listen to Kiss FM from.
Speaker 5: Borrowa yeah on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh got cha? Did I say that correctly?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like I used to pass through on
Speaker 3: the way to canber.
Speaker 5: Not really if you pass through Borrow to get to
Speaker 5: like car and Orange.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: That's I meant when I was driving, He's passed you,
Speaker 2: you mianches to get through you to get home. How
Speaker 2: are you? How long have you been listening to the show? Peyton?
Speaker 5: Look, I'm not a long time listen. It's probably in
Speaker 5: the last six months. I had my second child, so
Speaker 5: oh really yeah, I just wanted to keep myself entertained,
Speaker 5: and I came across this podcast and it's kept me well.
Speaker 3: Laughing my stories like that where people listen while they're
Speaker 3: doing like the Midnight Feeds. In fact, anyone who has
Speaker 3: a kid on their tit right now as you're listening,
Speaker 3: send us a message.
Speaker 6: I want to know.
Speaker 3: Are you being suckled on?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure we'll get some tweeks that are listening
Speaker 2: having a similar experience. No, both my.
Speaker 5: Kids are sweet.
Speaker 3: Oh cow old.
Speaker 5: I've got a two year old and a five months old.
Speaker 3: It's five months still young enough to be doing the tit.
Speaker 5: Sucond Well he never really got to that, so he
Speaker 5: just run straight to the.
Speaker 3: But but well, you've got an.
Speaker 2: Is it just me your own? Are you, Peyton?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: They do all right, all right, Bradley will count you
Speaker 2: in and then hit us. Okay, okay, is it just me?
Speaker 5: Does anyone else scratch their ass, crack or the belly?
Speaker 5: Button and then sniff it and then just keep sniffing
Speaker 5: it even though it smells disgusting.
Speaker 2: Peyton, people listen to this. I mean, yeah, I've I've
Speaker 2: smelled it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think I've ever done the belly button.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say I scratch my ars crack because hello, nails.
Speaker 3: But like, since we're all sharing, I mean, if I'm
Speaker 3: on the bathroom because as you know, I see it.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's not.
Speaker 3: The ass crack, but like you know, the what is
Speaker 3: it the.
Speaker 2: G I scratch and sniff Yeah, yeah, not even.
Speaker 3: A scratch, more of a wipe the gucc.
Speaker 2: Area, yeah, the little flat part, the landing strip. I
Speaker 2: don't think I've ever done the belly button, though I've
Speaker 2: done my belly button. My belly button sweats a lot.
Speaker 4: I've done my belly button.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had to go to the chemist once and get
Speaker 2: bacterial wash because my belly button had a real sort
Speaker 2: of funky smell going on.
Speaker 3: Really. Yeah, oh no, don't people are eating, well, not
Speaker 3: just you then, Peyton. Apparently, no, I will see.
Speaker 5: You know, you're a bigger person. Your belly button really
Speaker 5: doesn't see much daylight.
Speaker 3: No, you've a bit of.
Speaker 5: A scratch and then it's all sweaty, and then you
Speaker 5: sniff it and then you just can't stop.
Speaker 3: So it's it's a bunty pleasure. You have no shame
Speaker 3: admitting that you do this.
Speaker 5: No, I have no shame.
Speaker 3: What did your belly button become an out when you're pregnant?
Speaker 5: No way?
Speaker 2: All right, it's still an inny is Yeah.
Speaker 3: I wonder if that affects the stench.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it would. Wait, who hasn't any here me?
Speaker 2: I do? I wonder if that says an audi?
Speaker 3: There quite rare, are they? I think?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 5: I always have this theory that an audi is someone
Speaker 5: who's skinny, like really skinny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it pushes out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't know just anyone I've ever met with this
Speaker 5: audi the really skinny.
Speaker 2: But jenneral and.
Speaker 3: Mitchell, you two are very skinny and you do both
Speaker 3: have any But I've seen like pregnant women with the
Speaker 3: audi as well. You know, if they wear a really
Speaker 3: tight shirt you can see a little button heps. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, look, Peyton, I think you should research what a
Speaker 2: digital footprint is. And thank you for coming on the shirt.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? This will just stay on the
Speaker 2: public record.
Speaker 5: For her.
Speaker 3: I actually kind of hate that I admitted that.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I thought it was going to be like everyone in
Speaker 3: the room going, oh my god, me too, Thank God's
Speaker 3: said it.
Speaker 2: But now I.
Speaker 4: Don't pat my goot.
Speaker 2: I don't think you have to do you have to
Speaker 2: to equipment have guccas?
Speaker 3: No, well, I guess, but it's not quite the same. No,
Speaker 3: it's there.
Speaker 2: Isn't it weird that we just have like free land
Speaker 2: down there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the baron waites La.
Speaker 2: It's just sort of nothing.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're not using it correctly if you think it's nothing.
Speaker 2: No, it isn't nothing. I'm full of of its purposes
Speaker 2: and its benefits.
Speaker 3: So you do the ass crack and the belly button?
Speaker 3: What about the goot? Peyton depends on the day.
Speaker 2: Oh we need to stop these. I feel very uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Well, you're still getting one of our Tope bags and
Speaker 3: price keep Jenna Payton's and make sure you give you
Speaker 3: a message on Instagram.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: We'll get that out to you and Jenna on the
Speaker 2: gym credit card. Buy some fan Fresh and put it on.
Speaker 2: I've already got it. Oh, then send it through.
Speaker 3: Thanks Peyton, Thanks.
Speaker 2: All the way out. In burrewer. There you go. Yeah,
Speaker 2: close some real stenches down there. You are me. Thanks
Speaker 2: for listening, everyone, We've gotta go. You can leave us
Speaker 2: a review five stars? Should we do? We haven't done
Speaker 2: a review read out in the one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, we have.
Speaker 2: Let's quickly just check if we have any fresh eees.
Speaker 2: No doubt we have.
Speaker 3: Otherwise everyone's not doing their fucking homework.
Speaker 2: We don't have any really, Yeah, come on, guys, if
Speaker 2: you haven't written us a review, please, oh god, right one?
Speaker 3: Even if it's just great, do you know what fucking sucks?
Speaker 3: You know how? I could change the comments section on
Speaker 3: Spotify every week, we could tailor it. They've taken that away.
Speaker 3: Oh I can't tailor it, so it's a generic comment section.
Speaker 3: I can't prompt them.
Speaker 2: And does that mean people have just people aren't excited
Speaker 2: to do it anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well they don't have a prompt you know. Just
Speaker 3: leave us the comment on Spotify.
Speaker 2: If you're breastfeeding currently, if you're on teeth, please send
Speaker 2: us a message. Janni's a tweet. If you're on teeth.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, idiots. We'll see you on next.
Speaker 3: Week, no, on Wednesday, see you on Wednesday's a couple
Speaker 3: of days. Come as catch you there, bike.
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Speaker 3: Welcome to add brief our secret segment. On the end,
Speaker 3: we pretend to show it's done, and then talk ship
Speaker 3: for a bit. My throat is starting to go on
Speaker 3: me again? What's wrong all the shouting all them?
Speaker 4: There was a lot of shouting.
Speaker 3: God, I hope I'm not catching something.
Speaker 2: Everyone's been sick. But you know what's funny, I've got
Speaker 2: the flu shot for the first time in my life
Speaker 2: this year, and I haven't gotten.
Speaker 3: Sick touch welly the first time.
Speaker 2: I just have had it. We're not a flu shot family,
Speaker 2: We're not. So you're anti vaccines, yeah, yeah, anti establishment,
Speaker 2: it's the whole thing. No, I've got every vaccine that
Speaker 2: I need, but the flu vaccine. Flu vaccine is on
Speaker 2: a vaccine. It's just a booster, right.
Speaker 3: I'm afraid to say this out loud in case I
Speaker 3: jinx myself, but I've managed not to get sick once
Speaker 3: this whole winter.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, this winter, I've been good. Guys. I don't
Speaker 2: remember a thing, to be honest with you, in general,
Speaker 2: my memory is really bad.
Speaker 3: I don't know any laves in jazz.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's because you do so much.
Speaker 2: I agree, I use my brain so much. I agree.
Speaker 3: But then you're like me, where you remember really really
Speaker 3: random fucking thing.
Speaker 2: I know it's I think it's good but also bad.
Speaker 2: Should we do what's in our bag for the gym listeners?
Speaker 2: Why don't we do it? If you ever wonder what's
Speaker 2: in Mitch's bag? In my bag? Would the meeting my bag?
Speaker 4: Both have your bags on the deck.
Speaker 2: Here's my bag. It's a tope. It's actually new, my
Speaker 2: new work bag. Do you like it smell? It doesn't smells.
Speaker 2: Let's leather. It's like a saddle bag. It does look
Speaker 2: like something that carry from a clouds door. It does.
Speaker 2: It's actually I feel like this cow has just been killed.
Speaker 2: It's a Mason marg yellow tote bag. Everyone here in
Speaker 2: my car keeps how much? A couple of hundred? It
Speaker 2: was a treat myself moment.
Speaker 3: Quick revealed the good reveal at chewing gum.
Speaker 2: Nice Mitchell, here we go. Oh, I've got a touch
Speaker 2: Land hand sanitizer pans out. Do you know buy this
Speaker 2: for you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, God, I'm a good friend.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 2: Lozenge is Mitchell Fisherman's friends suck?
Speaker 3: Thank you? Is that a throat Lozenger?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're very good. My grandma used to swear by them.
Speaker 2: I've got an air tag with a little pig on it
Speaker 2: because you know, and for Pig Week. I just thought
Speaker 2: it was cute. That's my front part.
Speaker 3: Looked like throat lot mints.
Speaker 2: No, but they still Lozenge.
Speaker 4: They do know. They clear your throat.
Speaker 2: Some Vivian Westwood glasses Jenner. Try this on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at me, just confidently putting these in my bag.
Speaker 3: I just stole your lot.
Speaker 2: Phone charger USBC. A little powder for pan atole.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 2: Another pair of glasses Jenne. They look really good.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Portable battery charger. Summer Fridays have goss oh nice, and
Speaker 2: a vintage to your adomizer that Stephen hand restored for me.
Speaker 2: He bought it a vintage.
Speaker 3: To say that again, there was a lot of syllables
Speaker 3: at once.
Speaker 2: It's a door adomizer from the sixties. It's you put
Speaker 2: your favorite perfume in it and then you travel. So
Speaker 2: if your perfume runs out during the day, oh you can.
Speaker 3: It's interesting that's lovely nice.
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 2: I don't know? Oh oh, I wear Mason Cravelli oud
Speaker 2: here you that's what I wear. You want to smell
Speaker 2: like Mitch Churry and also as a poor consiiment isn't
Speaker 2: is my sense?
Speaker 3: I know it's in my bag. I don't think this
Speaker 3: is that interesting.
Speaker 2: But sure people love it. Influences.
Speaker 3: I've got poor poor in case I forget to put
Speaker 3: one in pocket when I leave the house. I always
Speaker 3: need one smart. I've got my cards, the Kiddio card,
Speaker 3: my own cards. I've got a hand hand and nail cream,
Speaker 3: my keys. I've got some hair spray. I've got a
Speaker 3: roll on deep heat.
Speaker 4: I've got that too.
Speaker 2: You're obsessed with deepete.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I kind of need them from my bung body.
Speaker 3: I've got the mouth blube b losings and also the
Speaker 3: mouth lube spray for the dry mouth.
Speaker 2: What's the bag? What's the bag? Black leather bag, nice armstraps.
Speaker 3: It's from Amazon. To be honest. Yeah, I got that
Speaker 3: bloody stain remover pen you gave me.
Speaker 2: You're welcome.
Speaker 3: It doesn't work. No, I had one saying it wouldn't work.
Speaker 3: I've got it's protein bar Lorenzo. I've got a little
Speaker 3: Gucci fragrance thing. You've got a Yeah, I've got another Purpo.
Speaker 3: I've got the little panadole and neuropin in the bottle. Cute.
Speaker 3: What is this? Oh? I hate this? I got like
Speaker 3: a tiny travel sized deodorant. But does this not remind
Speaker 3: you of like the Pu change rings? I hate it
Speaker 3: just by looking at it. It's a most generic deodorant ever.
Speaker 3: Oh right, I never put it on. I don't even
Speaker 3: know why I keep it in the bag. He bobby
Speaker 3: pins my meloton that's it.
Speaker 2: And then your chloran clmander jampe.
Speaker 3: When then I've got that travel land the stuff that's
Speaker 3: meant to prevent the roughset tummy. Ye?
Speaker 4: What general is your bag downstairs?
Speaker 2: But nothing in it?
Speaker 4: It's got my laptop, my two liter water bottle.
Speaker 3: That cannot fill the handpack, all of those things you
Speaker 3: just mentioned. That's going to be a backpack. Right.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, Jenn's got back.
Speaker 4: My new glossy hair lip balm. It's really good.
Speaker 2: Straw where'd you get it from?
Speaker 3: Mecha?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Strawberry dot com.
Speaker 2: They're expensive.
Speaker 3: I forgot. I had well half moved on.
Speaker 2: What's can you pass that? Yellow stick. This, yeah, I
Speaker 2: want to see it.
Speaker 3: This is the it's like a mascara wand but it's
Speaker 3: for your hair. It's a gel that you can slick
Speaker 3: down the dry aways. There's two. This one's the glue.
Speaker 3: That one's a bit like you can see the gel.
Speaker 3: This one's a bit more subtle.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: Just gel? And it's on a stick. It's good.
Speaker 2: Can you can you jew your eyebrowser?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh I might do it. Oh do you know what?
Speaker 3: I figured out a hack so they would let me
Speaker 3: google Actually the slick stick? How much would that set
Speaker 3: your back if you wanted to buy one? That's fifteen
Speaker 3: bucks a stick? So you know the corkscrew things that
Speaker 3: you use to open a bottle of wine that has
Speaker 3: a cork on it, the spiral thing that digs in.
Speaker 3: If you put that inside that tube and then it's
Speaker 3: poor little cap over and then fill it with hair gel.
Speaker 3: Refeel it or you're a genius? You do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: I'm not paying fifteen bucks for a new sticky fucking kidding?
Speaker 2: This is just hair gel? Yeah, wow, out of my eyebrows.
Speaker 3: Look you went a bit heavy?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Did I they look clean?
Speaker 2: I look like a fucking fool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bit much.
Speaker 2: That looks like Horton has just witnessed to who. I've
Speaker 2: got the logis this weekend.
Speaker 4: Excited.
Speaker 2: I'm excited.
Speaker 3: They already have been when this episode now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, they'll come out the day I'm at
Speaker 2: the Logies. This will come out while I'm at the Logies.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: Exciting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I still need to work out what I'm wearing,
Speaker 2: to be honest with you, or what I mean. I'm
Speaker 2: hosting the Kisses the media sponsor, so I'm host hosting
Speaker 2: the Red Carpet Show live from the Logis and then
Speaker 2: I'm going in I've got I'm at a table, but
Speaker 2: bored of them yet, you've many this is my fifth
Speaker 2: Logies in a row.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why you're leaving the affort to the last six.
Speaker 2: They're exciting, but you know that the novelty of the
Speaker 2: first one definitely wears off the logis for the internation.
Speaker 2: Listener's a like the American the Australian Emmy's like our
Speaker 2: TV that far they're out. They're our equivalent. They're nowhere
Speaker 2: near as grand.
Speaker 3: They're more like the what's the soapies? Whatever they are
Speaker 3: I can't remember.
Speaker 2: Yeah, more like the ras razes the worst. What are
Speaker 2: the digital ones? And Tyler Oakley said, cray laugh of
Speaker 2: moji wink face? What are they?
Speaker 4: I don't even think they exist anymore?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Really, they stop them? Yeah? Can you try my glasses on?
Speaker 3: Sure? But these aren't in prescription.
Speaker 2: They're not. But they're more for for fash.
Speaker 3: Yes, I figured they've got.
Speaker 2: All their blue light.
Speaker 4: Oh I like them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I need a prescription.
Speaker 2: You can get a prescription of those at specsators.
Speaker 3: Okay, they're vivin Westwood.
Speaker 2: They're very fine.
Speaker 3: Currently.
Speaker 2: Can I try your Oh these are the infamous ones
Speaker 2: that were lost and found.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when I had to buy replacements.
Speaker 2: I could already tell they're too petite for my face.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Why do they look?
Speaker 3: Harry Potter rests when yeah they do. We've been doing
Speaker 3: a lot of virtual shit today show with your genes.
Speaker 3: The glasses look good. I've already gotten out of pot
Speaker 3: us that we're having a genuine moment of connection.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's rare.
Speaker 2: Grow up, It is so rare, especially these days with us.
Speaker 2: All Right, Well, I'm just want to add I got
Speaker 2: a notification I very rarely do on the is it
Speaker 2: just me? Group chat? The Enduring Idiots group chat? Because
Speaker 2: did you see that?
Speaker 3: I managed to change the settings to allow everyone to
Speaker 3: test how good?
Speaker 2: Now they can all swear in that no doubt they
Speaker 2: will pigs.
Speaker 3: So if you go to the group and during an idiot, yes,
Speaker 3: there's a section that says like community chats something, you
Speaker 3: can join our group chat, yes, and you can swear
Speaker 3: to your heart's content. Correct, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: That's what I was going to say. And someone said, oh,
Speaker 2: based on what Mitchell Komb said to Mitch Jury, I'm
Speaker 2: really worried that this podcast is ending. Did you say that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And I replied saying, what do we say to
Speaker 3: indicate that we're wrapping up? And then they never never.
Speaker 2: Replied, They just left the group. I was like, what
Speaker 2: I fled? I contry to.
Speaker 3: Understand where they got that impression.
Speaker 4: Sorry, that was me?
Speaker 2: That was your account, wasn't Jesus Christ? Anyway? Shall we go?
Speaker 4: This gum is good already.
Speaker 2: Isn't it? American? We've had a long episode. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're right, fuck with a spelling blue, but he didn't.
Speaker 2: We're having so much fun. Is going to be our
Speaker 2: guest never episode which will be really fun and that
Speaker 2: Kath and Kim saying I'm gonna have to get practicing.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, should we do like a
Speaker 3: table read off the cloud?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think so need it. Although you don't have to
Speaker 2: do the accent, so you should be fine, thank god. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I'm the only actual trained actor, so I'm not
Speaker 2: worried at all.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm trained, really, it's it just gifted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I had to really work at my craft. Unfortunately.
Speaker 3: You know we did the Wicked scene recreation and the
Speaker 3: Titanic one. Yeah, do you reckon? I could go off
Speaker 3: book for this too.
Speaker 2: I don't want to go off book.
Speaker 3: I didn't say anything about you. It's not all about you.
Speaker 2: No, I just more mean if you're off book than
Speaker 2: I'm there reading the script that I'll be like Mitchell's
Speaker 2: dedicated bring back Oscar.
Speaker 3: Sorry, now this has turned into what it has. I
Speaker 3: just said, should I try and go off book if
Speaker 3: you want to go?
Speaker 4: Which chures pitty past?
Speaker 2: Serious?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it is for crime you a river.
Speaker 2: I won't.
Speaker 3: All right, this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 3: percent better today, that's all.
Speaker 2: So we do.
Speaker 3: It didn't make you feel an hour for word, Sorry
Speaker 3: about that, your problem? Bye, yeah bye?
Speaker 1: Is It just Me?
Speaker 4: A podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit a photo on your podcast.