WEBVTT - #17: Happy Mardi Gras! 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:04.560 People do some weird ship it should in young people 0:00:04.559 --> 0:00:08.119 inhaling the gas from cooking canisters known as mainz to 0:00:08.160 --> 0:00:08.760 get high. 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:11.600 Some feelings more sinse than others. 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:14.920 I've done everything for you, but my career on hold, 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:17.240 I couldn't been anything if I'd had the talent. 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:21.639 Blessed yourself for observations you didn't ask for. 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:23.240 This is leadership. 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:25.239 I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had. 0:00:26.200 --> 0:00:32.200 Well, just still the black couple of Mitches. 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:34.160 Would one of us be Mitch and the other be Mitchell? 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:35.200 Just to make things easier? 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:37.760 Your Mitch, I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying. 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:43.000 You always call me Mitchell. Oh No, he is Mitchulli 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:47.160 and Mitchell kou. Jesus Christ, we're back again. 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:49.519 Don't you knew the lord's name in Vain right off 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:49.840 the bat? 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:50.479 Jesus H. 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:50.880 Christ. 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:54.760 What was his meddle name was? Why? No, I don't know. 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:57.080 He just made that up, didn't we Bethlehem probably was 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:57.680 something like that. 0:00:57.680 --> 0:00:59.760 Who knows that was really Jenny? Would you google that? 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:02.120 Could you put on your producer boots and google what 0:01:02.200 --> 0:01:03.320 Jesus's middle name was? 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:06.160 No, I don't feel like being a producer today useless. 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:09.360 We pay you to produce. Yeah, I know, you know 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:11.640 when I bought you a ninety dollars fish plus ten 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:15.200 and filtration system. You can goddamn google Jesus Christ's middle name. 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:16.520 Yeah, you get back to it's with that. 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:21.080 Sorry to raise my ten episode number seventeen. Probably are 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:22.560 you a shocked to be made it this far. Let's 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:25.120 be real, knowing my track record with pulling out into things. 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:27.800 Well, when you think about it, you do three hours 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:31.520 of live radio per day. Yes, we only do a 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:34.520 one hour show approximately, so we've done seventeen hours. If 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:37.840 you do Jenna do the maths. That's only that's like, 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:39.840 it's not even like that's like a week or so. 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:41.640 It's work for you. It's nothing really when you think 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:43.600 about it, actually you've got like a lot more. 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:45.600 I am a broadcaster. Hey. 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:49.520 Fun fact, by the time this episode is released, the 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:52.200 Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras will have been. 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:53.480 It will have been and gone. 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:57.360 My prediction is that you will go home by ten pm. 0:01:57.400 --> 0:02:00.680 You won't bother going out and enjoying it. There we go. 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:03.000 I'm watching Parasite that night. I've got tickets at the Dandy. 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:05.000 Really, Yeah, I don't. 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:06.280 I hate parties. 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:07.840 Do you really think you're going to get to the 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:12.080 Dandy on time from Oxford Street? It's super super busy. Yeah, 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:13.440 you're not good. I just don't think you're going to 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:16.120 make it. You're not You're not great at time estimation. No. 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.000 Also, I'm wearrying. I'm wearing the giant chicken suit, the 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:19.920 cash Cock, which is the mascot of the radio station 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:22.840 we worked. Oh really, and yeah, well they I did 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:25.560 it last year and they sequenced the Cashcock suit. 0:02:25.680 --> 0:02:27.480 Yeah, but they were like sequins of the size of 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:27.799 c D. 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:29.720 Didn't tell me that there were CD's the size of 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:30.520 a vintage LP. 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:31.079 Yeah. 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:32.320 And then they were so heavy. 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:36.880 The suit weighed eighteen kilos and you weigh well. 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:38.920 Substantially more excess baggage plus year. 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:39.840 Yeah, it's a. 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:44.440 Bad Let's wear the same suit in twenty twenty. Same 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:48.560 suit doesn't fit. Oh, it doesn't even come close. It 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:50.000 doesn't even fit in the thighs. 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:52.600 Well, blessing in disguise. You don't have to wear that anymore. 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:56.760 Now I do their spray painting. The other one spray paint. 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:59.040 Are you on the float this year? You were last year? 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:01.679 I was, yet, Yeah, I am this year I buddy, Hope, 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:02.480 I am. I'm not walking. 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:04.679 I think he might be. 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:07.520 How would you know? I actually I don't know. 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:09.720 I have a feeling you're not on there No, but 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:11.160 I'm not on there. Are this. You'll be able to 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:13.080 wander and dance with me if you learned the curry. 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:15.040 Don't talent, don't learn learn corry. 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:16.959 Oh I'm so sorry. 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:19.200 I don't have to dance. 0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:21.359 I may not be talent, but I have talent. You 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:22.200 should see me dance. 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:24.239 I'm coming off as very obnoxious this episode. I don't 0:03:24.240 --> 0:03:26.320 look at Jenna. Did you get those facts? Yes? 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:27.880 What'll we after again? 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:32.440 I've got genis is? Oh okay. The H in Jesus 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:36.320 h Christ comes from a monogram made of the first 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:38.720 three letters of the Greek name for Jesus. 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:40.200 More boring than I thought. 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:42.720 I thought, that's not I've not had the light bulb 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:44.120 moment when I'm like, oh, yeah, that makes sense. 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:48.680 I was right, Yes, it's correct, Yes. 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:49.440 All right? 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:50.800 What was what was Mitch's question? 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:53.520 It was it was a maths question, and I ignored it. 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:56.360 I said, we've done seventeen hours of podcast. How much 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:58.800 equivalent in like a week. Is that radio few It 0:03:58.840 --> 0:04:01.240 doesn't matter, doesn't do you talk for seventy seconds at 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:01.560 a time. 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:03.080 Also, this episode is going to be more than an 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:05.080 hour on this track, we're going very very slowly. 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:09.640 Yeah, can I can I tell you something? I think 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:13.040 this episode of our podcast is going to be the 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:17.599 first ever episode that we upload completely unedited. You know, 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:20.440 I was bitching last week about my RSI. 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:22.800 We're bitching all week about it. I might want to 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:25.000 get lunches. It can't be sushi. I can't pick up 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:26.000 the little choppyticks. 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:30.360 Well last week I was laughing about it and mean like, oh, yeah, 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:33.800 it'll go away. It's a whole thing. Now I'm seeing 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:34.960 a physiotherapist and. 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:36.520 I can't I edit. 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:40.320 I know multiple, but yeah, I can't edit. So this 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:42.120 this show is just going to have to go up 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:45.640 completely unedited. Really, I don't do much editing to it. 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:48.080 So just be mindful that if you say something dumb, 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:48.920 it's going to say in that. 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:50.320 I promise that one. And I won't bring up the 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:53.599 time that you slept with Sam Smith that didn't happen. 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:57.360 Can't delete it now that it's officials on the record, 0:04:57.760 --> 0:04:58.600 I wouldn't. 0:04:58.279 --> 0:04:59.760 I would be happy for that to go on record 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:01.080 if it true. But it's not. 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:03.240 What about the time the Jena Slate with Michael Bubla. 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:05.720 Jenna, Yeah didn't it's true. 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:08.640 Oh none of you want to get together off the record? Yeah? 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:12.279 Can you at least like anyway? I can't cut this out. 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:13.960 It's rambling on way too long. 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:16.440 Okay, sorry, we'll wrap it up. I've got a very 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:18.960 special guest on this show from my show. 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:22.159 Oh yeah, I actually requested this one. Conan Gray Jenny. 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:22.600 You know him. 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:26.160 Yes, he sings that song Maniac. 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:29.880 This one. 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:32.240 I've had it on repeat. Can I just tell you 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:34.800 that I feel like he's he's really growing on me. 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:36.920 It's becoming one of my new favorites. And you spoke 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:39.280 to him I did your radio show, and I was like, 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:42.120 I don't think i've heard him speak. Firstly, I haven't 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:43.839 listened to any interview, so I really want to hear this. 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:44.600 We'll play it out later. 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:46.240 He's very sweet and there is a story. I always 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:48.479 seem to have a story. Yeah, he's like twenty one, 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:52.000 like a little kid, and there's is a story. Before 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:53.680 I met him, I got a text that was like, 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:56.080 you can't say this in the interview. 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:56.880 What was it? 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:57.919 We'll tell you later. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:01.800 That to that one out, Yeah, no, I won't be 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:04.160 I'll believe in that. Also, you might have seen in 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:07.800 the news last week. Yeah, the very iconic Australian passed away. 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:09.760 Turns out our Jenna knew them. 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:10.680 You're kidding. 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:12.200 So we'll be talking a little bit more about that 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:13.000 later on as well. 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:15.320 Right, did you did you know Steve Irwin? 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:18.240 I didn't have it in the news last week. 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:20.919 I couldn't think of it as who died last week? Plus, 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:23.200 if it's your first time listening, we start the show 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:25.160 the same way every single week. It's the name of 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:27.440 the show is just me. I'm here, I'm Mitch. This 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:30.039 is Mitch over here. Each we do want to each 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:33.120 it is it just me? It's about something and that's 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:36.880 not you're giving me a run sheet and I was 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:39.560 just about to say something else and it's not right. 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:42.440 Well, I guess that's just gonna have to say it. 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:44.359 That's because that was me. I was conscious of that. Okay, 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:47.000 it's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:49.080 We say it. You say that every week? Do you 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:50.039 really have to keep reading it? 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:52.400 I don't remember it literally right now, something that we hate. 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:54.520 No, I appreciate that I've hate. 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:57.960 I don't know. Yeah, but look, I've got one this 0:06:58.000 --> 0:07:00.520 week that is TV related and might get you a 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:02.440 little bit, might get things moving, you know what I mean. 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:03.320 It's a bit sexual. 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:06.120 Really, mind be related to Could this be the week 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:07.280 that we accidentally clash? 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:09.200 Oh my god? Mind? If we are the same one? 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:12.040 You go first. Mine's about something that happened on Dancing 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:12.600 with the Stars. 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:14.200 Actually, oh god, I don't watch that show. 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:15.760 Okay, well, I don't think you're gonna like this. 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:17.120 Mine's cartoon animated. 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:18.760 Really yeah, I don't think you're gonna like it. 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:20.560 Okay, all right, let's jump into mine first and then 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:22.680 we'll do yours after. This is the first edge of 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:27.400 the show. Is it just me? Hang on? 0:07:27.520 --> 0:07:30.760 Stop? Sorry? Sorry, this is very unprofessional of me. 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:31.480 Was it the volume? 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:33.680 I feel like now it's a good time to tell 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:37.520 you that every week on this show I do have 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:40.840 to make the smooth sound effect a louder because you 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:42.920 play it so fucking quiet, dude, it's like a mosquito. 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:46.840 So I can't edit this week, crank that volume and 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:50.040 go here's it? Just then we know? 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:56.400 Is it just me, could some TV show characters get it? 0:07:57.720 --> 0:07:59.600 Like really like get it? You know what I mean? 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:03.360 Like some TV show characters hot? 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:08.800 Oh okay, well obviously, yes, are you talking about animated? One? 0:08:08.840 --> 0:08:13.000 Animated I'm talking about yeah, No, no, no, like you 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:16.200 know Modern Family. No, those actors I'm talking about. I 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:19.119 don't know why who are you finding hot in that? Phil? 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:22.440 This is strictly animation. So I'll tell you where this 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:25.280 stemmed from. I was at home and I don't start 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:27.440 working till midnight, and I often get the Doctor Phil 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:29.320 rerun then The Ellen Show in the middle of the day. 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:29.960 It's fantastic. 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:31.840 It reminds me of when I chucked sim. 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:34.920 I have a sick every day and they don't have 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:38.840 really steady cook on anymore, which is absolute travesty. But 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:43.600 I went to Cartoon Network and I watched Danny Phantom. 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:47.199 Do you remember Danny Phantom. I've got I've got the 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:54.719 audio of the intro. Tell me if this rings any bells. 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:53.439 Yeah, I remember that. 0:08:54.400 --> 0:09:00.959 Readyway Danny Phantom could get it. They did. They did 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:04.760 just say his age, but he did literally said is forte? 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:07.440 Not what I meant? But he is just a good 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:09.280 looking cartoon. 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:12.600 Very unfortunate and I'm sorry, I can't edit it. Oh, 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:17.160 Danny Phantom would get it, and then he goes Danny's fourteen. Wow, 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:18.280 I can't. 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:22.080 I didn't listen to the introll though he was just fourteen. 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:24.800 You know what. 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:26.079 He could but he shan't be. 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:28.720 Getting won't be getting anything. And chill is legal? What 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:36.840 about this guy? Ready? Do you know this Jimmy Neutron, 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:37.720 Jimmy Neutron. 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:40.880 You think Jimmy again, but he's a little bit child. 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:45.319 Talking about Jimmy. Jimmy's dad. Oh, Jimmy's dad could get it. 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:48.959 Neutron's dad, Tron's dad or the dogge. 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:50.600 He's got a very big nose. 0:09:50.600 --> 0:09:53.120 He does. He's very but he seems nice. 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:59.120 He don't think he could get it, really, Neutron Neutron. 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:01.120 I've got one that I reckon. You'll like match and 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:02.559 he tell me if you remember this. 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:07.320 Best and. 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:12.600 These were the ingredients children to create the perfect little girl. 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:28.679 Come on, maybe if they stop talking over the Oh yeah, the. 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:31.120 The dad in the Powerpuff Girls. He's only ever in 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:31.760 black and white. 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:32.640 It's so true. 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:36.160 And I think you only ever see his feet for him, Jenna, Yes, 0:10:36.240 --> 0:10:37.959 I do. He's a good looking gentleman. 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:42.959 Oh he's I am a fan of a square jaw. Wow. 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:45.120 Yeah, he's cheers. I picked him for you. He doesn't 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:47.440 do anything for me, but I had a feeling you could. 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:50.160 I don't know if I if I'd be interested in that, really, 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:52.280 but you know I do. I do see where you're 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:56.120 coming from. Sometimes cartoon characters are capable of conjuring up, 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:59.080 you know, a little bit of interest. Yes, put it 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:02.720 that way. You know that character in Futurama? Is it 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:05.760 Zach Brannigan. It's something like, I can't remember Zach Brannigan. 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:07.640 He always wore that really short. 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:10.240 Short yeah, and yeah, he wore like a short dress. Yeah. 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:12.719 Yeah, Oh my god, I used to think about that. 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:15.520 Let me find Zach Brannigan. I remember Zach Brannigan. Also, 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:18.160 while we're on the topic, I'm Kronk from Emperor's New 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:22.040 Groove and Kusko to be perfectly googling in the Lama form. 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:24.040 I don't care. Kronk was cute. 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:28.240 Oh god, no, no way, too baugh for me. No, 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:33.480 m no. I see your point about cartoon characters being attractive, 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:38.720 and I raise you cartoon animals no hold on this, 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:41.760 So I wouldn't go there obviously, But I really do 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:44.360 think that Kovu from The Lion King too has big 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:49.319 dick energy. Isn't that the kid Lion he grows that 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:51.720 he starts porking Kiara? 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:55.439 Yeah? No, dramas line sex is very odd. It doesn't 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:57.520 ever seem consensual. The big one always just jumps on 0:11:57.520 --> 0:11:59.480 the poor girl and just starts going. 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:02.319 Do you think about the fact that, apparently, is it dolphins, 0:12:02.360 --> 0:12:05.120 They're the only other species that have sex pasure? I'm like, 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:06.040 what are the others doing? 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:09.120 They sound like they love it too. Do you to 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:09.959 do a dolphin impression? 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:10.240 Please? 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:19.079 Goodness me? I almost awful. I know what you mean though, 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:22.040 Like dolphins, imagine dolphins just having sex? 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:23.280 Is it dolphins that have sex? 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:25.160 I'm pretty sure it's. 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:26.400 There's another animal to I think there's a couple. 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:29.560 No, I don't know. I'm going off something I probably 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:31.640 read in a fantail packet, in. 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:34.520 A fantail packet underneath a lippt and juiced. 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:35.439 Tin, something like that. 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:38.319 Bloodie. Hell yeah, any other character the angry beavers could 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:40.720 get it too. Anyone remember the angry beavers? 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:40.880 Why? 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:41.280 Yes? 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:41.800 I remember? 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:45.400 Why are people and dolphins the only mammals that have 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:49.679 sex for pleasure? Answer dolphin clar I'm not going down 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:54.160 that part. I don't want to know about that. Just 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:57.040 leave it at that. Shall good for you dolphins. 0:12:57.960 --> 0:13:00.760 You get that root shop, that bottle nose in that dolphin. 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:02.560 Whole Hurrican dolphins are getting more than me, just gently. 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:07.160 All right, Well into your origin. 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:09.520 Yes, let's go. Let's get into my Is it just 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:11.960 me showing off your frank? 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:18.959 Sorry? Do you know what that was? 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:19.520 Quiz? 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:20.640 It was it? 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:21.160 Yes? 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:29.120 Done? All right, let's go into your regent. Is it 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:30.000 just me? 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:35.800 Do you find it really frustrating when you hear a 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:38.199 song or like a piece of music in a TV 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:40.560 show or movie and you're like, God, where have I 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:43.000 heard that before? Or vice versa. You hear a piece 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:44.920 of music and you're like, that's from a movie, that's 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:47.760 from a show, and you cannot figure out where you 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:50.280 recognize it from. It's like the worst days in your 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:52.600 mind for days. Jenny and I were talking about this 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:54.800 the other day because she was watching Dancing with the Stars. 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:58.439 Of course she watched What do you text her? While 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:01.640 she's on going where Amanda in the morning? Who is this? 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:04.120 How did you get my number? That you do? 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:06.480 But she was telling me Jenna that she heard a 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:08.760 piece of music on Dancing with the Stars that sounded 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:10.719 awfully familiar. I bought it with her. 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:14.400 There's just Dancing with the Stars Live from Melbourne. 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:17.000 Fair to say grand, It's been a tough week for 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:18.000 comedian and Kathleen. 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:21.880 The Give is all about energy, feel good. 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:24.240 Double Ed has come. 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:28.320 Back into rehearsals with Give is fast, it's compac and 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:34.200 it requires a lot of energy, a lot of endurance, doubt, doubt, 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:36.960 but in the end, it's just a fun dance. 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:41.600 You're fucking kidding me. 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:42.680 I never kid Mitch. 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:43.160 Never. 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:44.440 That's our intro music. 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:45.560 It is our intro from. 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:46.200 Our show opener. 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:50.960 Yes, I just worry that it makes people think that 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:54.160 we just ripped some like royalty free balls on the 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:58.240 internet anyone can access no. No, like an embarrassing amount 0:14:58.240 --> 0:14:59.320 of thought went into the music. 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:01.560 I remember you're right, because I remember when it happened. 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:04.840 We we actually had a couple of weeks delay launch 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:06.240 because we couldn't find the right music. 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:08.400 And I understand how they got there because the name 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:11.840 of that track is jumping Bean jive, so they would 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:14.040 have they would have just typed in give because he 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:15.960 was doing the jive that way, and they found that. 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:19.200 Do you remember we were coming up with the most 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:23.160 bizarre combination of niche words to find the exact sound 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:26.480 we wanted, and we ended up going with retro electro swing. 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:28.880 We type that in and we just downloaded all the 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:30.480 backing tracks that came up under that. 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:32.600 Sir, Yes, our genre is just that retro. 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:35.440 We thought we were being oddly specific. All they typed 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:38.480 in was give and now they're using our theme music. 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:42.880 Hey, Lucy, what dance is that doing this week? He's driving? 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:51.840 All right, it's not even givy, it's this fucking show. 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:53.640 Do you know that one of our backing tracks that 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:56.400 were used quite often, it's actually the very first backing 0:15:56.440 --> 0:15:59.160 track that kicks in when you hit the opener. It 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:01.920 actually has ricks. You're kidding, but we just play the 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:05.360 instrumental version. Yeah. Well, okay, Well we're going on edited 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:07.200 this week, so this is a bit unprofessed, but we're 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:08.640 just going to put the mic to my laptop. 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:13.240 Everybody comes. 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:23.040 It's very. 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:27.280 It sounds like that song the released for the African Olympics, 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:31.000 like s Africa glad you cut those lyrics out. 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:34.000 Okay, so we have to make a roundtable decision. Now, 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:36.640 are we going to abandon its music now that Ed 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:39.640 cavally has made it inherently less cool? Or are we 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:41.440 just going to carry on with all Larry fisting back 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:41.680 and track. 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:44.640 I think it's important to note that that performance was 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:46.600 the last one of the night, so by that. 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:49.520 Point viewership was down. Yes, Also, not many people are 0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:51.680 watching that television program. It's tanking in the right. 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:53.360 No, No, it's going pretty. 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:55.720 Well at it's actually. 0:16:57.120 --> 0:16:59.960 No, No, Jenna won't have it. 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:04.440 I'm gonna say, yes, we keep it. We don't bow 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:07.480 down to corporate farmer, big farmer farmer. I don't know. 0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:10.040 I've heard people say it in conspiracy movies. I'm not 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:11.280 bowing down to the man. 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:13.680 I shan't be bowing down to the man or the woman. 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:17.240 We're not changing for Ed Cavalley, whose breakfast show was canceled. 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:20.639 That was enthusey. Imagine that horrendous. 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:21.600 No they're still on? 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:23.480 Are they really not? For long? 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:27.639 Wow? You're just obliged to slag off the competition. 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:30.520 Like Husy is our competition. 0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:32.639 He is he works through a different network. 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:33.840 Oh I think that for this podcast. 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:35.160 No, I meant for your livelihood. 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:39.720 You can follow the show online. 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:41.480 Just search a couple of mitches. 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:43.480 If you don't, you're a tickhead. 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:46.240 We also have as well as a couple of mitches, 0:17:46.280 --> 0:17:49.600 and all socials are Facebook group. But you need to 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:53.159 answer a very top secret question. Only our most valued 0:17:53.200 --> 0:17:54.280 listeners will know the answer. 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:56.080 Sorry, the whole show was just sitting on something and 0:17:56.080 --> 0:17:57.879 I thought it was my wallet when it was digging 0:17:57.920 --> 0:18:03.040 in it was a cheese snack. Sorry. I was like, well, 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:04.400 I thought I took my wallet out. 0:18:04.720 --> 0:18:08.960 How long has that fucking snack been in your pocket? 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:09.800 That's disgusting. 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:14.720 Well, the cheese is warm. Date, here we go, best 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:16.880 before the twentieth of the fourth. 0:18:16.720 --> 0:18:17.440 I'll turn it down. 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:19.840 That's fine. Sorry for la, Can I have that? 0:18:19.880 --> 0:18:22.560 I'm fucking starving if it's warm. 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:22.960 Hit you know what? 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:27.080 And the chese has got all sweat on it. My 0:18:27.119 --> 0:18:28.880 butt's been eating it. Sorry, what were you talking about? 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:30.760 The I don't know. 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:34.119 Facebook group you can join. I had been accepting people 0:18:34.200 --> 0:18:36.159 without even reading and vetting their answers. 0:18:36.280 --> 0:18:39.120 You don't say too much about it, of course, but. 0:18:39.800 --> 0:18:42.240 Talking about of course, yeah, you know what I mean. 0:18:43.000 --> 0:18:45.840 Anyway, you might have seen in the news last week 0:18:45.880 --> 0:18:50.000 guys that are very iconic Australian unfortunately passed away. June 0:18:50.080 --> 0:18:52.160 Dally Watkins. Does that name ring a bell? 0:18:52.240 --> 0:18:54.280 Mitch? It does, actually because my mum wanted to send 0:18:54.280 --> 0:18:57.000 my sister there because my sister was a right bitch 0:18:57.000 --> 0:18:57.600 for a period. 0:18:57.760 --> 0:19:02.920 Well she's apparently an etiquette experts that was her craft. 0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:06.480 I when I heard that June Dally Watkins passed away, 0:19:06.520 --> 0:19:09.600 I thought, God, I know that name from somewhere. Didn't 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:11.720 realize who she was and what she did. Did a 0:19:11.720 --> 0:19:13.520 bit of research and this is what I found. 0:19:14.080 --> 0:19:17.080 Do I have a perfect life? To know all the 0:19:17.200 --> 0:19:20.919 right things to do is so important. I want to 0:19:20.960 --> 0:19:25.160 transform them. So many would come to me and say 0:19:25.359 --> 0:19:26.680 how do you walk like that? 0:19:27.119 --> 0:19:27.879 How do you do this? 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:32.040 And that's when my mother suggested I should start the 0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:34.560 School of Personal Development. 0:19:34.840 --> 0:19:38.760 The students learn to talk, walk and dine the Deally way. 0:19:39.280 --> 0:19:41.240 You place your spoon. 0:19:42.480 --> 0:19:45.440 There right there at six o'clock. 0:19:46.840 --> 0:19:51.480 Now, guess who went to the June Dally Watkins School 0:19:51.600 --> 0:19:56.760 of Personal Development? No, it's for girls, Bloody Jenny. 0:19:57.280 --> 0:19:59.680 I saw your hair and thought I can help that thing. 0:20:00.760 --> 0:20:03.159 You went, Yes, I did, Oh, Jenna. 0:20:03.400 --> 0:20:06.360 That explains a lot, doesn't it? Just as soon as 0:20:06.400 --> 0:20:08.760 I saw some Facebook post. Jenna was quite saddened by 0:20:08.800 --> 0:20:11.760 the news because she had quite an impact. Right, that 0:20:11.880 --> 0:20:13.719 is correct. You said that, You said that you wouldn't 0:20:13.720 --> 0:20:16.080 have gone through HC if it weren't for old mate June. 0:20:16.080 --> 0:20:16.760 Why is that? 0:20:16.880 --> 0:20:20.800 Yes, A big project I did in year twelve required 0:20:21.440 --> 0:20:27.280 me to interview somebody and it was June Deli Watkins. Yes, 0:20:27.320 --> 0:20:29.720 I interviewed her. Wow, and I got a high distinction. 0:20:30.080 --> 0:20:33.280 Well done, jen Go to her castle or wherever she 0:20:33.320 --> 0:20:34.320 I'm assuming she lived. 0:20:34.520 --> 0:20:35.760 No, I went to the school. 0:20:35.880 --> 0:20:36.840 Oh, she didn't go to a house. 0:20:36.840 --> 0:20:39.600 I thought, maybe so were you a student there? I 0:20:39.680 --> 0:20:41.560 was a student there, and then while you were there 0:20:41.600 --> 0:20:43.560 you said, Yo, can I use you for my assignment? 0:20:43.640 --> 0:20:44.080 Year later? 0:20:44.560 --> 0:20:48.000 Fun, she would have said, Yo, Mitchell, Yo, June d 0:20:49.880 --> 0:20:54.639 HSC How dare you hop off that a Questra and 0:20:54.720 --> 0:20:57.240 Hall come here? I'm talking to me. Sorry. Actually it 0:20:57.240 --> 0:20:58.679 makes plenty of sense because whenever I go out for 0:20:58.680 --> 0:21:00.679 dinner with you, you pull out a dessertspoo and Nadie pocket. 0:21:00.960 --> 0:21:05.040 Here's my babyspoon, here's my teaspoon. You have everything organized. 0:21:05.280 --> 0:21:07.880 She's very polite, How Jenner, isn't she very well? 0:21:07.920 --> 0:21:08.200 Mannered. 0:21:08.280 --> 0:21:09.560 She's a filthy bitch, deep. 0:21:09.400 --> 0:21:10.119 Down she is. 0:21:10.200 --> 0:21:12.440 But she's just had the right training. And I was 0:21:12.480 --> 0:21:14.680 just like, I cannot believe that Jenna did this. What 0:21:15.000 --> 0:21:16.359 how long ago was this? 0:21:16.359 --> 0:21:18.760 This was in two thousand and nine. 0:21:19.359 --> 0:21:22.160 So we're going back. What things did she teach you 0:21:22.200 --> 0:21:24.679 that you've gone, well, that's bullshit, I'm not doing that. 0:21:24.800 --> 0:21:26.280 And what things have stuck with you? 0:21:26.720 --> 0:21:31.520 Okay? So first of all, let's start with the stance. 0:21:31.600 --> 0:21:32.960 It's called the Dali stamp. 0:21:33.119 --> 0:21:35.719 I need to make this official. Let me just you're 0:21:35.720 --> 0:21:36.320 gonna have to edit it. 0:21:37.960 --> 0:21:39.200 This is so disrespectful. 0:21:40.200 --> 0:21:42.879 I just get to set the time, all right. 0:21:43.240 --> 0:21:44.720 This is what she listened through on a U. B. 0:21:45.600 --> 0:21:50.000 Dally Not sorry, rude anyway. 0:21:51.600 --> 0:21:56.160 The Daly stance, what is it? Is how you're supposed 0:21:56.200 --> 0:21:57.760 to essentially stand. 0:21:57.920 --> 0:21:58.880 Okay, show us. 0:21:58.960 --> 0:22:03.240 Okay, So what I'm going to demonstrate is the Deli 0:22:03.320 --> 0:22:06.080 stance where one foot goes in front of the other. 0:22:06.440 --> 0:22:09.440 Oh my god, could be bothered thinking about this much. 0:22:09.720 --> 0:22:12.040 Sorry, my shoelaces are undone, so. 0:22:11.960 --> 0:22:16.160 That rolling in her grave, she'd be in the morgue. 0:22:16.200 --> 0:22:19.960 Still sorry, okay, sorry. 0:22:19.680 --> 0:22:23.959 It is Oh god, she's got like one knee up 0:22:23.960 --> 0:22:26.840 like she's on a red carpet, very angelin. 0:22:27.760 --> 0:22:28.960 That's the deli stance. 0:22:29.359 --> 0:22:31.199 And when are you supposed to do that? Just in 0:22:31.240 --> 0:22:35.359 the elevator? Like when just when you're not moving. 0:22:35.680 --> 0:22:39.280 Pretty much when you're not moving. Yeah, so it's supposed 0:22:39.320 --> 0:22:40.879 to become like second nature. 0:22:41.760 --> 0:22:43.439 Alright, so it's almost like a half Curtsey. 0:22:44.080 --> 0:22:47.520 Definitely this is tailored for women, right, Yes, good, because 0:22:47.520 --> 0:22:55.959 if I stood like that, I'd be gay bash for sure. Okay, rightly, 0:22:56.040 --> 0:22:57.960 so carry on next one. 0:22:58.160 --> 0:23:02.959 Okay, so you know, how is the misconception that women 0:23:03.240 --> 0:23:06.320 should cross their legs like that's supposed to be polite 0:23:06.400 --> 0:23:10.720 and everything. Yeah, miss Dally said, no, do not do that, 0:23:10.840 --> 0:23:15.040 do you know? No, it's miss Daly. That's how she 0:23:15.080 --> 0:23:18.240 wanted us. No, she was adopted. 0:23:20.160 --> 0:23:22.520 Wow anyway, Sorry, you're meant to cross your legs? 0:23:22.560 --> 0:23:27.560 No, instead crossed right now. Instead, it's like this. You 0:23:27.680 --> 0:23:29.200 twist your legs a bit. 0:23:29.600 --> 0:23:33.520 Oh, like a school photo like you're in the front row. 0:23:33.800 --> 0:23:35.520 Put little fists on your knees. 0:23:36.000 --> 0:23:38.480 Yeah, you've got your knees parallel to each other, and 0:23:38.480 --> 0:23:40.399 then you just put them a little bit to the. 0:23:40.440 --> 0:23:44.359 Right, little twist right or left. She didn't specify. I 0:23:44.400 --> 0:23:45.399 think that's what it feels. 0:23:45.720 --> 0:23:48.360 She can't don't be rude. 0:23:48.400 --> 0:23:50.639 This definitely can't be for men, because my testicles are 0:23:50.680 --> 0:23:53.840 being Do you know what I've said that in the 0:23:53.880 --> 0:23:57.680 in the chat? In the chat, I've got Dally, Miss Daly, 0:23:58.200 --> 0:23:59.240 How would I have addressed her? 0:23:59.480 --> 0:24:03.760 Miss You'll be Dally and it's miss staih you'd. 0:24:03.640 --> 0:24:08.800 Be Miss Dai Mitchell. Yes, my wee knuckers being squashed 0:24:08.800 --> 0:24:11.879 by my eyes in this position? What shall I do? 0:24:12.640 --> 0:24:16.680 She would have been disgusted by your language saying is 0:24:16.720 --> 0:24:17.600 it just me on the fly? 0:24:18.680 --> 0:24:21.600 I've never had that problem, Like if people kick me 0:24:21.720 --> 0:24:24.920 in the gonads, it's an obvious problem. But I can 0:24:25.280 --> 0:24:27.760 close my legs as tightly as I can possibly make them, 0:24:27.760 --> 0:24:28.880 and it's not a problem. 0:24:28.960 --> 0:24:32.240 See, I think I have as Oh, I've been told. 0:24:32.720 --> 0:24:35.359 I don't want to go team I. Mine aren't exactly small, 0:24:35.400 --> 0:24:37.760 but I don't. It's fine. I can cross my legs 0:24:37.760 --> 0:24:41.440 and they don't get jammed like two large boiled eggs. Oh, 0:24:41.480 --> 0:24:44.960 Miss Dali would be disgusting sor we can't talk about 0:24:45.000 --> 0:24:48.800 testicles in the middle of our watkins? What else did 0:24:48.840 --> 0:24:49.240 you teach? 0:24:49.760 --> 0:24:50.280 Third rule? 0:24:50.560 --> 0:24:54.000 Okay, another major rule of hers was no swearing. 0:24:54.320 --> 0:24:56.120 Oh yeah, so both. 0:24:55.880 --> 0:24:56.399 Of you fail. 0:24:56.520 --> 0:24:57.439 You were both out of the car. 0:24:57.520 --> 0:24:59.119 I'm going to send her an air she's dead. I 0:24:59.160 --> 0:25:00.840 was gonna say an air cha when you saw that 0:25:00.920 --> 0:25:02.080 show you dropped the sea. 0:25:02.119 --> 0:25:02.840 Drop the bomb. 0:25:03.080 --> 0:25:05.400 Yes, I know, I remember that, vivital yep. 0:25:05.440 --> 0:25:06.680 I accept that, and I. 0:25:07.080 --> 0:25:08.399 Was still around to and that happened. 0:25:08.480 --> 0:25:11.639 What was her reasoning for not swearing because sometimes it's necessary. 0:25:11.440 --> 0:25:15.160 Well, her reason was mainly for females. So I don't 0:25:15.160 --> 0:25:18.359 know of your male swearing, okay, but I assume it 0:25:18.359 --> 0:25:19.080 would be similar. 0:25:19.200 --> 0:25:22.359 Well, I watched an interview with Julie Andrews on Ellen, 0:25:22.440 --> 0:25:25.920 and she revealed her favorite their word. If Julie Andrews, 0:25:26.000 --> 0:25:28.720 Mary fucking Poppins can swear, anything goes. 0:25:28.800 --> 0:25:30.800 What was her favorite swear word, Penny father. 0:25:31.160 --> 0:25:32.919 Well, ironically they beat it out. So I don't know. 0:25:33.000 --> 0:25:35.040 But is Julie Andrews swears. 0:25:35.440 --> 0:25:38.120 Yes, but Julie Andrews isn't Miss Dally. 0:25:38.160 --> 0:25:45.280 Correct, She's more than Miss Daly. Just die fucking go ya, Okay, 0:25:45.400 --> 0:25:47.480 let's go, Jenna Dally. 0:25:47.920 --> 0:25:52.320 Your legs just spread. I saw them, Kimbo. There was 0:25:52.320 --> 0:25:54.200 a thirty centimeter gap there's true. 0:25:54.400 --> 0:25:59.080 Okay. Next one, do you not wear logos and writing 0:25:59.280 --> 0:26:01.960 on your top? First of all, I am wearing that 0:26:02.320 --> 0:26:04.360 because it's Mitchell's jumper, because. 0:26:04.119 --> 0:26:06.480 I, oh, hang on, hang on, you put her lift 0:26:06.520 --> 0:26:10.520 that jumper. Watch the shirt. 0:26:11.280 --> 0:26:13.320 I am wearing a brand underneath. 0:26:13.400 --> 0:26:21.280 I failed up now sorry, you're an embarrassment. 0:26:21.640 --> 0:26:22.640 Rainbow flag too. 0:26:22.640 --> 0:26:26.080 I'm sure she would that she was actually really accepting 0:26:26.160 --> 0:26:29.840 of the LGBTQ community. I take that back, yes, very accepting. 0:26:30.480 --> 0:26:31.280 Did she tell you that? 0:26:31.560 --> 0:26:31.840 Yes? 0:26:32.280 --> 0:26:34.840 Okay, good dinner the legs together. 0:26:36.359 --> 0:26:41.679 Next one, moisturizing the elbows. You always have to have 0:26:41.960 --> 0:26:43.160 moisturized elbows. 0:26:43.200 --> 0:26:44.040 I do agree with that. 0:26:44.000 --> 0:26:44.720 But she was against it. 0:26:44.760 --> 0:26:46.840 No, hey Dally, I agree, miss Dally. 0:26:47.240 --> 0:26:49.600 Miss Dally, mine sounds like a cheese greater ready listen. 0:26:50.320 --> 0:26:54.199 Oh very dry, Try and grate the cheese that you 0:26:54.320 --> 0:26:55.760 found in your back pocket. 0:26:56.440 --> 0:26:59.359 On my elbow, actually want to. 0:26:59.520 --> 0:27:02.480 We can't gross shit in our ode to June. Very true. 0:27:02.560 --> 0:27:04.960 We can't edit any of these, so fuck we've failed 0:27:05.000 --> 0:27:07.240 all the dead. Yeah, my testicals are in pain and 0:27:07.320 --> 0:27:08.080 we just said fuck. 0:27:08.240 --> 0:27:10.199 I've got the royal music any why I see on 0:27:10.240 --> 0:27:12.320 this bloody singler. I've got texts and you're wearing my 0:27:12.400 --> 0:27:14.440 jumper with text on it. Girl, she would she would 0:27:14.520 --> 0:27:19.399 hate me, Oh she would. She would fucking absolutely despise me. 0:27:19.640 --> 0:27:20.320 She really would. 0:27:20.440 --> 0:27:21.840 Is there anything else? Oh? 0:27:22.040 --> 0:27:25.560 I just thought of one long hair on males? No? 0:27:25.560 --> 0:27:27.840 No, no? Did What was her beef with that? 0:27:28.320 --> 0:27:28.520 Oh? 0:27:28.680 --> 0:27:31.800 It just is not appealing according to her? 0:27:32.119 --> 0:27:34.000 Well, I'm not trying to get I'm not trying to 0:27:34.000 --> 0:27:35.720 pork you. No offense, June. I don't give a fuck 0:27:35.760 --> 0:27:40.200 if you don't find me appeal distress speech, don't you dare. 0:27:41.480 --> 0:27:41.840 Rude? 0:27:42.720 --> 0:27:45.240 Okay, there is a line between good etiquette and just 0:27:45.240 --> 0:27:48.200 being straight up judgmental. That one I just think is rude. 0:27:48.680 --> 0:27:52.000 Yes, but you know she's she was ninety two. 0:27:52.520 --> 0:27:53.120 Fucking hell. 0:27:53.440 --> 0:27:55.479 Okay, she was from a different time anyway. 0:27:55.880 --> 0:27:58.760 Is there ever sorry to Dally? Miss Sally, Miss Daly 0:27:59.040 --> 0:28:01.840 ever have like someone she just couldn't crack, you know 0:28:01.880 --> 0:28:02.240 what I mean? 0:28:02.359 --> 0:28:02.439 Like? 0:28:02.480 --> 0:28:03.159 Did she have? Like? 0:28:04.400 --> 0:28:07.360 There was one girl in my class. Her name was Margot. 0:28:07.680 --> 0:28:10.320 Oh, Robbie, I'm look at her now. 0:28:10.760 --> 0:28:12.479 I've heard that Margot was a rat of a thing. 0:28:12.920 --> 0:28:13.160 Fuck. 0:28:13.359 --> 0:28:16.960 She was the eldest of us all. So she was 0:28:17.000 --> 0:28:25.000 like eighteen and she smoked. Miss Deally is very against smoking. Cardinals, 0:28:25.400 --> 0:28:30.639 no smoking, no, no nodding. Anyway, Margot would go on 0:28:30.680 --> 0:28:34.959 her lunch breaks and smoke and miss s DEALI couldn't 0:28:34.960 --> 0:28:36.280 handle it. 0:28:36.520 --> 0:28:38.920 I can't believe people sign up to go see this 0:28:39.040 --> 0:28:41.840 woman and tell you how gross you are, Like, why. 0:28:41.560 --> 0:28:44.080 No, she doesn't. She's actually really really nice. 0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:45.280 Okay, it's really nice. 0:28:46.520 --> 0:28:49.520 Also, Margo is alive and Daly's dead. So who won there? 0:28:50.200 --> 0:28:55.640 You're listening to just Me, a podcast by a couple 0:28:55.680 --> 0:28:58.280 of mitches, veil mass Dally. 0:28:58.400 --> 0:29:00.280 Miss why did your moum want mississ to go there? 0:29:00.640 --> 0:29:03.680 Because my little sister was a right little pig. She 0:29:03.880 --> 0:29:06.880 was awful. My little sister. Not only was there heifer 0:29:06.920 --> 0:29:10.160 at the age of Becky, Becky Becky the eldest, and 0:29:10.200 --> 0:29:12.720 she's a cop now so it all works out, but 0:29:13.120 --> 0:29:15.840 she was just rude. I remember I was in the 0:29:15.840 --> 0:29:17.720 car once we just picked Becky up from dancing. She 0:29:17.760 --> 0:29:19.240 was woful at it too, and was broken at the 0:29:19.240 --> 0:29:24.640 stage in the demountable and she did and the teacher 0:29:24.640 --> 0:29:26.600 actually came out. She's like, I think Becky needs to 0:29:26.720 --> 0:29:29.480 just stop doing tap because there's a lot of movements. 0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:33.520 Maybe she should just Jerry Nor. We don't. And I 0:29:33.600 --> 0:29:35.360 remember we got back and Becky was in a foul 0:29:35.440 --> 0:29:37.080 mood and Mom went, you know how I was dancing 0:29:37.080 --> 0:29:39.840 and she went, I hate you and I hate my life. 0:29:39.880 --> 0:29:41.880 And my mum cried for the first time ever, and 0:29:41.920 --> 0:29:43.800 then she said, I'm going to send you to June Dowly. 0:29:43.880 --> 0:29:46.200 And that was the my mum's threat growing up was 0:29:46.320 --> 0:29:47.680 I'll send you to June Dally. 0:29:47.880 --> 0:29:50.000 Maybe that's where I recognized the name from, like I've 0:29:50.000 --> 0:29:51.000 just heard it as a threat. 0:29:51.160 --> 0:29:53.400 Yeah, my threat was Boystown. Did you ever get threatened 0:29:53.400 --> 0:29:55.440 with Boystown? 0:29:56.400 --> 0:29:56.640 Yeah? 0:29:56.680 --> 0:29:59.760 It's like an old school for naughty boys and they'd 0:29:59.760 --> 0:30:01.840 send you there and you'd get spanked. In my head, 0:30:01.880 --> 0:30:04.080 it was like you know, as Kaban and Harry Potter. 0:30:04.280 --> 0:30:06.400 But it lose down the South Coast and we my 0:30:06.400 --> 0:30:07.960 grandma used to live down the South Coast and we 0:30:08.040 --> 0:30:10.360 drive past Boystown and we'd be driving and my dad 0:30:10.360 --> 0:30:13.880 had gone, if you, Mitchell, you know, say something naughty 0:30:13.920 --> 0:30:15.800 one more time, that's where you'll end up. And I 0:30:15.840 --> 0:30:18.160 could see it. Terrified of Boystown. 0:30:18.520 --> 0:30:20.800 Maybe I should go there and just be a total 0:30:20.840 --> 0:30:22.600 pest on purpose. I'll be undercover. 0:30:22.800 --> 0:30:24.280 Oh, the irony of the two of us is that 0:30:24.280 --> 0:30:27.600 we love Boystown. Then would like it's time to visit, 0:30:28.080 --> 0:30:29.240 especially this last week. 0:30:29.440 --> 0:30:34.160 Actually, I think I've been nowhere do we go? Before 0:30:34.200 --> 0:30:36.120 we go? I wanted to hear your chat with Conan 0:30:36.160 --> 0:30:39.800 Gray because he's he's on my radar. I'm liking his 0:30:40.000 --> 0:30:41.360 new song Mania Give. 0:30:41.640 --> 0:30:42.320 There's a couple of. 0:30:42.280 --> 0:30:44.920 Other songs that he's done. He hasn't even his debut 0:30:44.920 --> 0:30:49.080 album comes out in March here, yes, so I'm like, 0:30:49.360 --> 0:30:52.080 usually someone has get a couple of albums under their 0:30:52.080 --> 0:30:54.040 belt before I give a shit. Yeah, this is the 0:30:54.040 --> 0:30:55.680 first one of the first times that I've actually given 0:30:55.720 --> 0:30:58.680 a shit about a new artist. I like you, I 0:30:58.800 --> 0:31:01.040 like that song, I like your but I've never actually 0:31:01.080 --> 0:31:03.880 heard him speak or like, I've never watched an in today. 0:31:04.040 --> 0:31:06.480 I hadn't until I did my research for the interview. 0:31:06.640 --> 0:31:08.960 And yeah, but anyway, it was a great chat. We 0:31:08.960 --> 0:31:10.520 actually got along like a house on fire. And at 0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:11.920 the end he was like, we should hang out in 0:31:12.000 --> 0:31:15.520 real life. And we haven't spoken since. They all say 0:31:16.200 --> 0:31:19.400 Instagram though, so we're good. He did follow me on Instagram, yeah, 0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:20.680 and we DMed. I said, thanks for the chat. 0:31:20.680 --> 0:31:22.920 Here's something that'll make you jealous. You know how you 0:31:22.960 --> 0:31:26.000 love that Morning Chow one Channel seven. Kylie Gilly followed 0:31:26.040 --> 0:31:29.240 me on Instagram, kidding, I love Kylie Gilly. 0:31:29.640 --> 0:31:32.440 This, Kyler Gillies is my favorite announcer in the world. 0:31:32.560 --> 0:31:34.000 Her and Natalie Barr. 0:31:34.920 --> 0:31:37.240 Finally, she cried on the weekend on TV. 0:31:37.560 --> 0:31:38.120 That's true. 0:31:38.240 --> 0:31:40.520 I know she's aw the ratings. Oh it was awful. 0:31:42.400 --> 0:31:47.240 Number one. This is me and kind of Gray, superstar 0:31:47.280 --> 0:31:52.080 of the world. Ready to roll on Mitch till Midnight. 0:31:53.280 --> 0:31:54.920 Thank you for coming on. I appreciate it. 0:31:54.960 --> 0:31:55.800 Thank you for having me. 0:31:55.920 --> 0:31:57.880 Thank you for letting me sneak backstage. So we are 0:31:57.920 --> 0:32:03.560 where you're dressing rooms like next door NX Metro Theater. 0:32:03.760 --> 0:32:03.920 Yeah. 0:32:04.720 --> 0:32:06.400 How do you feel being in Australia. 0:32:06.520 --> 0:32:07.640 Oh, I'm so stoked. 0:32:07.640 --> 0:32:09.600 I wanted to come to Australia since I was like 0:32:09.880 --> 0:32:13.160 really little, because I really wanted to be a biology 0:32:13.200 --> 0:32:16.880 teacher as a kid, and the like ecosystem here is 0:32:17.400 --> 0:32:19.120 unlike anywhere else in the world, and so I really 0:32:19.160 --> 0:32:21.200 thought that I would just like, you know, move to 0:32:21.320 --> 0:32:24.240 Australia and become a biologist. But instead I became a singer. 0:32:24.360 --> 0:32:27.360 So well, arguably a failure on my part. Have you 0:32:27.400 --> 0:32:29.040 had any experiences with the animals. 0:32:29.040 --> 0:32:29.480 There's a lot. 0:32:30.160 --> 0:32:32.040 And there was a spider in my hotel room that 0:32:32.080 --> 0:32:35.520 I'm he was a buddy, you know. I was like, yeah, sure, 0:32:35.520 --> 0:32:37.479 you can chill while I'm taking a bath. Why not 0:32:38.160 --> 0:32:40.320 hang out, you know whatever, I'm naked. 0:32:40.360 --> 0:32:42.840 But when it was a spot up eyes, he's sorry, 0:32:44.560 --> 0:32:47.400 that's fine, but you are a singer ride not a biologist. 0:32:47.480 --> 0:32:49.960 He was at List high school, right, No, I dropped 0:32:49.960 --> 0:32:50.560 out of college. 0:32:50.880 --> 0:32:52.200 Dropped out of college very good. 0:32:52.240 --> 0:32:54.080 In high school though, I worked really really hard, and 0:32:54.160 --> 0:32:58.200 I got into UCLA with a scholarship. And then immediately 0:32:58.240 --> 0:33:00.960 after getting into UCLA, working so hard to get into school, 0:33:01.880 --> 0:33:05.240 I dropped out after like literally like a month because 0:33:05.280 --> 0:33:07.160 I got signed. I signed a record deal and then 0:33:07.200 --> 0:33:08.080 just like started touring. 0:33:08.160 --> 0:33:10.360 Holy shit, I did exactly the same. I got a 0:33:10.400 --> 0:33:12.920 semester in and funny story, I was at like a 0:33:12.960 --> 0:33:15.719 campus obviously, you know you wanted to be a biologist. 0:33:15.920 --> 0:33:19.920 Australian is like rainforest and dense bush. My university was 0:33:19.920 --> 0:33:22.040 in the middle of the bush and we had all 0:33:22.080 --> 0:33:24.400 these goose like geese running around the campus and we 0:33:24.440 --> 0:33:26.360 had a subway on campus because We're in the middle 0:33:26.400 --> 0:33:28.920 of nowhere, and I was hating the degree, and I 0:33:28.920 --> 0:33:31.320 had a foot long Italian b MT, you know, and 0:33:31.680 --> 0:33:33.040 I set out on the table and I. 0:33:33.000 --> 0:33:35.200 Had it all there and no word of a lie. 0:33:35.320 --> 0:33:38.120 This fucking goose ran up to the table, grabbed the 0:33:38.160 --> 0:33:40.440 subway paper and just pull the foot long. 0:33:40.800 --> 0:33:43.440 Ge so mean, so mean dude. 0:33:43.520 --> 0:33:44.800 Then he ate the foot long. 0:33:44.640 --> 0:33:45.600 And I did that day. 0:33:45.640 --> 0:33:46.880 I'm like, fuck it, I'm dropping out. 0:33:47.560 --> 0:33:50.320 Like character was to recover from exactly right, was to 0:33:50.320 --> 0:33:52.720 get a degree while you're dealing with therapy after. 0:33:53.920 --> 0:33:56.280 But obviously you weren't that traumatized from you. It just 0:33:56.360 --> 0:33:56.960 wasn't your feet. 0:33:57.000 --> 0:33:58.560 I just was like, I can't do this. I have to, 0:33:58.960 --> 0:34:01.080 you know, bust up. And other than going to college 0:34:01.160 --> 0:34:03.160 is becoming a pop star, right, and you've done it. 0:34:03.360 --> 0:34:04.400 I just did what I had to do. 0:34:04.440 --> 0:34:06.360 So many people drop out and don't make it, so 0:34:06.720 --> 0:34:09.160 you put. I was doing some research, as a good 0:34:09.239 --> 0:34:12.960 journalist does, and I saw that you uploaded there was 0:34:13.000 --> 0:34:15.120 one music video you put on YouTube, and that sort 0:34:15.120 --> 0:34:17.160 of started it all, right, you got signed from that? 0:34:17.320 --> 0:34:17.719 Is that true? 0:34:17.800 --> 0:34:18.000 Yeah? 0:34:18.000 --> 0:34:20.480 Well, so I'd started making YouTube videos when I was 0:34:20.600 --> 0:34:24.719 nine years old and then I started writing songs when 0:34:24.719 --> 0:34:27.200 I was twelve, and every single one of those songs 0:34:27.200 --> 0:34:30.040 that I wrote, you know, on my own, started going 0:34:30.080 --> 0:34:31.520 up on the internet since I was twelve years old, 0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:31.799 and I. 0:34:31.760 --> 0:34:32.920 Just you know, kept writing. 0:34:32.920 --> 0:34:35.839 I became obsessed with songwriting, like maniacally obsessed with it. 0:34:36.600 --> 0:34:37.520 Wrote literally a. 0:34:37.440 --> 0:34:39.480 Song every single day since I was twelve, and by 0:34:39.480 --> 0:34:40.960 the time I was a senior in high school, there 0:34:41.040 --> 0:34:43.480 was one song that I wrote called idle Town that 0:34:43.560 --> 0:34:47.839 I recorded in my bedroom like literally on a cheat microphone, 0:34:47.880 --> 0:34:50.560 like on garage band, like anyone who could have done it. 0:34:51.480 --> 0:34:53.560 And I made a music video with my best friend 0:34:53.680 --> 0:34:56.120 and put it up on the internet and within like 0:34:56.200 --> 0:34:58.319 a month that was like you know, getting millions of views. 0:34:58.520 --> 0:35:01.480 And then from there I took all the money from 0:35:01.520 --> 0:35:03.520 that I made from that, moved to LA and went 0:35:03.560 --> 0:35:04.760 to college, and then got signed. 0:35:05.080 --> 0:35:07.600 Holy shit, yeah it's fast. And it's like. 0:35:07.560 --> 0:35:09.400 You're a country boy, right, you're from Texas. I am 0:35:09.400 --> 0:35:12.279 a country by from the bush, from the American quick 0:35:12.280 --> 0:35:15.239 a little bit. Absolutely, I'm a heck yeah. But I 0:35:15.280 --> 0:35:17.040 love that you're a good heck oh. Thank you pull 0:35:17.120 --> 0:35:18.880 it off, thank you very much, because the change that 0:35:18.920 --> 0:35:21.320 you wear are very they can be like very hick 0:35:21.680 --> 0:35:22.840 or very hip. 0:35:23.000 --> 0:35:23.160 Right. 0:35:23.239 --> 0:35:27.960 Yeah, well, technically I am white trash because because my father, 0:35:28.160 --> 0:35:30.200 you know, my father's white, my mother's Japanese. I have 0:35:30.280 --> 0:35:32.279 a little bit in me. So I try my best, 0:35:32.320 --> 0:35:34.040 you know, do a little bit of white trash representation. 0:35:34.080 --> 0:35:36.200 You know, you've got the single on, Yeah, it's very 0:35:36.239 --> 0:35:38.359 white better you do? You have the wife better on? Yeah, 0:35:38.560 --> 0:35:41.440 this actually is very white trash or make it work, 0:35:41.480 --> 0:35:43.040 And you're making it work. I love it. 0:35:43.120 --> 0:35:46.239 Thank you so much. I've never like taken a white 0:35:46.239 --> 0:35:47.359 trash compliments so much. 0:35:47.360 --> 0:35:49.480 Oh my god, it's a compliment. It really is me too. 0:35:49.560 --> 0:35:52.000 I've got like these are massive lesbian energy business like 0:35:52.200 --> 0:35:53.440 cut off denim shorts. 0:35:54.360 --> 0:35:57.200 Very you know, I'm just really really proud of my heritage. 0:35:57.360 --> 0:35:59.279 Yeah, you're rocking it. 0:36:00.080 --> 0:36:00.839 That's what I wanted to say. 0:36:00.840 --> 0:36:04.000 As well, your music. When I listen to your music 0:36:04.000 --> 0:36:06.160 and watch interviews and watch your YouTube videos, I went 0:36:06.200 --> 0:36:08.760 on a deep dive. I feel like what we're getting 0:36:08.760 --> 0:36:10.800 when we see you and hear you is one hundred 0:36:10.840 --> 0:36:13.960 percent you. You know, you listen to an artist and 0:36:14.000 --> 0:36:16.560 the lyrics and you go. Someone wrote that I don't 0:36:16.560 --> 0:36:19.239 even write any of that, like you're killing it and 0:36:19.280 --> 0:36:21.920 it sounds so I'm not getting any of you, and 0:36:21.960 --> 0:36:24.120 I get you with your music. Thank you. 0:36:24.200 --> 0:36:27.319 Yeah, I mean I really the thing about my music is, like, 0:36:27.600 --> 0:36:29.359 you know, production wise, it's kind of all over the place, 0:36:29.400 --> 0:36:31.279 but like no matter what, I write everything myself, so 0:36:31.280 --> 0:36:32.920 like it always just sounds like like the way that 0:36:32.960 --> 0:36:34.880 I talk. I feel like my music literally sounds like 0:36:34.880 --> 0:36:37.640 me speaking. Yeah, just like with with the words that 0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:40.000 I use and stuff like that. And also like I 0:36:40.000 --> 0:36:41.920 feel like, you know, it's like cool and other artists, 0:36:41.960 --> 0:36:45.240 like you know, write write songs or don't write songs 0:36:45.280 --> 0:36:46.799 and like go into interviews and like, yeah, I wrote 0:36:46.800 --> 0:36:48.480 this song in a really dark time in my life, 0:36:48.760 --> 0:36:51.439 which really makes me mad. But you know, it's also 0:36:51.520 --> 0:36:53.919 like I just like writing songs. That's why I write 0:36:53.960 --> 0:36:56.759 them all myself. But it is like it I do 0:36:56.760 --> 0:36:58.560 feel like when an artist writes their own songs, you 0:36:58.560 --> 0:37:00.960 can tell it and it feels it feels more personal. 0:37:01.040 --> 0:37:03.239 And I really really try my best to like make 0:37:03.280 --> 0:37:05.680 a personal connection with these people because all these people 0:37:05.800 --> 0:37:07.759 have reached out to me been like I relate to you, 0:37:07.880 --> 0:37:08.360 and I'm. 0:37:08.160 --> 0:37:09.920 Like this is what I feel like too. You know, 0:37:10.040 --> 0:37:11.360 I think it's really important to me. 0:37:11.640 --> 0:37:13.759 Well, what music are you writing now? Like, what are 0:37:13.760 --> 0:37:16.080 your lyrics about? Like a year ago you'd be writing 0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:18.080 about I mean, you had so much to write about. 0:37:18.080 --> 0:37:20.200 But now you're a pop start, you're on the rise, 0:37:20.320 --> 0:37:21.640 what are the lyrics about? 0:37:22.640 --> 0:37:23.800 I mean the same stuff. 0:37:23.840 --> 0:37:27.200 It's it's like my life, you know, has changed a ton, 0:37:27.360 --> 0:37:30.920 but surprisingly, like every human kind of has the same issues. 0:37:30.960 --> 0:37:33.120 You know, you fall in love, you fall out of love, 0:37:33.200 --> 0:37:34.880 you're sad, you're happy, Yeah. 0:37:34.840 --> 0:37:35.839 You're poor, you're rich. 0:37:35.880 --> 0:37:38.120 You know, it's like you kind of like you all 0:37:38.200 --> 0:37:40.799 have a lot of the same issues no matter where 0:37:40.800 --> 0:37:42.400 you are in life. And that's what I love so 0:37:42.480 --> 0:37:45.000 much about music is that, like, out of we have 0:37:45.200 --> 0:37:47.920 so many things that make us all so different, and 0:37:48.000 --> 0:37:49.600 music is one of those things that like brings us 0:37:49.600 --> 0:37:52.319 all together. Whether it's like you know this like this 0:37:52.360 --> 0:37:54.520 pop song called Maniac that's like literally just like the 0:37:54.560 --> 0:37:56.239 song that you want to like scream in the car. 0:37:56.280 --> 0:37:57.960 You know, it's all it's like super deep. 0:37:58.200 --> 0:38:00.560 Yeah, I mean that song as me a little side 0:38:00.560 --> 0:38:02.080 if you actually listen to the lyrics, But like you know, 0:38:02.160 --> 0:38:03.680 it's like sometimes you just want to have fun and 0:38:03.719 --> 0:38:06.239 like music like brings people together, which is like we 0:38:06.280 --> 0:38:07.560 need that these days, right. 0:38:07.520 --> 0:38:11.399 Yeah, one very much. So have you had a US 0:38:11.480 --> 0:38:12.680 talk show debut. 0:38:13.440 --> 0:38:15.280 I've done a show. 0:38:15.800 --> 0:38:18.200 I've sung on on on the South of Myyers show, 0:38:18.400 --> 0:38:20.359 but I've done an interview sit down? 0:38:20.560 --> 0:38:23.000 Yeah, okay, because I think we should get it started 0:38:23.000 --> 0:38:25.960 and get a trend in Conan for Conan right, like 0:38:26.040 --> 0:38:26.440 you should. 0:38:26.560 --> 0:38:30.279 My gosh, why haven't they can do you can fight 0:38:30.360 --> 0:38:30.799 to the death. 0:38:31.040 --> 0:38:32.480 Yes, there can only be one. 0:38:32.480 --> 0:38:35.400 They can only be one when he's a massive human, 0:38:35.560 --> 0:38:37.480 he's like six f he's really smart and. 0:38:39.120 --> 0:38:39.759 Just look at me and. 0:38:39.680 --> 0:38:43.239 I just just melt a wisipate But you know what 0:38:43.280 --> 0:38:46.239 that would like? Why have there his people not gone? 0:38:46.280 --> 0:38:48.600 We need to get cons time on con I think 0:38:48.600 --> 0:38:51.120 he's afraid. I think he's scared too, scared that I'm 0:38:51.160 --> 0:38:51.799 going to fight him. 0:38:51.840 --> 0:38:53.960 Well, because there was what Conan the Barbarian right, and 0:38:53.960 --> 0:38:58.239 then he currently killed him. I killed off the map 0:38:58.400 --> 0:39:01.240 and you've got Conan O'Brien. He's he's in his mid fifties, 0:39:01.239 --> 0:39:02.520 he's going to be around for ages. 0:39:02.560 --> 0:39:03.959 He's been around for a long So. 0:39:03.960 --> 0:39:06.319 You've got to take you're the new Supreme and you 0:39:06.360 --> 0:39:08.600 need to rise to the top. You're the new Supreme. 0:39:08.719 --> 0:39:12.200 Let's that's clear. He would fall on murder me so quickly. 0:39:12.520 --> 0:39:14.319 Well, let's get you performing on the show, and then 0:39:14.360 --> 0:39:15.440 bit by bit will get you on. 0:39:15.560 --> 0:39:17.520 Yeah, and then we can actually have a fight. I 0:39:17.520 --> 0:39:19.520 would just love to get in a physical fight with 0:39:19.600 --> 0:39:22.920 him and be so fun. That'd be so funns con. 0:39:22.960 --> 0:39:26.239 Conan v Conan or yeah hashtag Conan on Condon. I think, well, 0:39:26.320 --> 0:39:28.680 it's not going to work, but he really won't care. 0:39:28.719 --> 0:39:33.920 He's like I went to you know, he's public school. 0:39:34.040 --> 0:39:36.239 You know, we pretend it's going to happen. 0:39:36.400 --> 0:39:36.919 I think it will. 0:39:37.320 --> 0:39:39.000 I think I'm going to see it on YouTube and 0:39:39.520 --> 0:39:40.600 I started. 0:39:40.719 --> 0:39:41.480 A matter of time. 0:39:42.000 --> 0:39:44.160 You're the only person who's brought that up. Really, I 0:39:44.200 --> 0:39:46.279 think about all the time. I'm like Conan O'Brien, let's fight. 0:39:46.480 --> 0:39:48.799 Well, I'm a massive Conin fan and I am too. 0:39:48.840 --> 0:39:51.160 I really love this show and I love I love 0:39:51.200 --> 0:39:53.200 his like behind the scenes videos on YouTube where he's 0:39:53.200 --> 0:39:55.600 a little remote where he like messes with his temps. 0:39:55.640 --> 0:39:58.200 Oh my god. So and he's an assistant sonar. Yeah, 0:39:58.239 --> 0:39:59.680 have you seen have you heard his podcast? 0:39:59.760 --> 0:39:59.920 You know? 0:40:00.480 --> 0:40:01.960 Oh my god, listen to his podcast. 0:40:02.080 --> 0:40:04.719 It's just him and he's like best celebrity friends and 0:40:04.760 --> 0:40:05.920 it's just like this, they're just chatting. 0:40:06.000 --> 0:40:06.920 Yeah, he's just brilliant. 0:40:06.960 --> 0:40:07.839 It's really good. 0:40:07.920 --> 0:40:08.960 Yeah, he's good as name. 0:40:09.960 --> 0:40:14.440 Look at that. I love how we bonded over. We 0:40:14.560 --> 0:40:15.520 had to find common. 0:40:15.239 --> 0:40:16.520 Grand just somewhere. 0:40:17.239 --> 0:40:19.120 Hey, how are we going? Am I going over? 0:40:19.239 --> 0:40:20.719 We are right, We're good. 0:40:20.840 --> 0:40:24.759 Okay, let's talk about new music, because what are your 0:40:24.800 --> 0:40:25.680 stands called? Again? 0:40:26.080 --> 0:40:26.799 They don't have a name. 0:40:26.840 --> 0:40:29.280 They actually they have several names that they've given themselves. 0:40:30.480 --> 0:40:36.839 I think it's really tacky when artists like name I'm 0:40:36.920 --> 0:40:42.120 like you Swift was made by Taylor Swift. But that 0:40:42.239 --> 0:40:44.319 was such a good name. I mean, I feel like 0:40:44.360 --> 0:40:48.000 if it's right, it catches on, you know. I just 0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:50.400 feel like, you know, it's like, I don't it's not 0:40:50.560 --> 0:40:53.040 my I'm not going to force anything, okay, And they 0:40:53.040 --> 0:40:55.400 come up with their own things, like sometimes they call 0:40:55.480 --> 0:40:58.800 themselves the Coneheads. Sometimes they call themselves the cult, like 0:40:58.840 --> 0:41:01.799 the Conan Cult. Sometimes they call themselves they have like 0:41:01.840 --> 0:41:05.279 several names for themselves. So I don't it's not I'm 0:41:05.320 --> 0:41:07.560 not going to interfere. Like sometimes I'm kind of scared 0:41:07.560 --> 0:41:09.719 of them. I'm like, you do your thing, you know. 0:41:10.000 --> 0:41:12.719 It'll actually land on one you get one. I feel 0:41:12.760 --> 0:41:14.439 like I was like, they don't really care, like. 0:41:14.320 --> 0:41:18.040 Whatever, your fans are intense though they're they're so intense, 0:41:19.040 --> 0:41:21.080 but yeah, I think when it comes to standing, they're 0:41:21.120 --> 0:41:22.760 just like we're Konen Stands. 0:41:22.840 --> 0:41:23.320 Yeah. 0:41:23.360 --> 0:41:25.480 Well, I got in a fight with bats Stands on 0:41:25.520 --> 0:41:28.040 Twitter like a week ago and they canceled me and 0:41:28.080 --> 0:41:30.239 I played them on the air, but I didn't play 0:41:30.239 --> 0:41:32.520 true songs, so they canceled me for not playing more. 0:41:32.600 --> 0:41:33.080 How dare you? 0:41:33.239 --> 0:41:40.080 I know, Swan, I'm like, I just played so bad. 0:41:40.400 --> 0:41:42.360 I mean, it's it's you know, I think it really 0:41:42.400 --> 0:41:45.120 just shows how much music matters to people. 0:41:45.160 --> 0:41:45.360 You know. 0:41:45.440 --> 0:41:47.480 It's like it's like I will murder you. 0:41:47.560 --> 0:41:48.520 Yeah, oh yeah, I. 0:41:48.440 --> 0:41:50.600 Don't murder you if you don't support my favorite artists, 0:41:50.880 --> 0:41:53.759 which like you know, everyone, like people need people who 0:41:53.800 --> 0:41:55.920 care about them that much. You know, we need that 0:41:55.960 --> 0:41:58.640 same energy out of our best friends. You know, we do, 0:41:58.800 --> 0:41:59.120 like I. 0:41:59.040 --> 0:42:00.440 Will murder you if with them. 0:42:00.600 --> 0:42:04.160 We need stand energy. In twenty twenty friends other people 0:42:04.200 --> 0:42:08.120 were dating, and we need that new music twenty twenty. 0:42:08.200 --> 0:42:10.280 What's the plan? What can you tell me what's happening. 0:42:10.280 --> 0:42:12.759 What does is your life mapped out until the end 0:42:12.800 --> 0:42:14.719 of the year or all the end of the year. 0:42:14.560 --> 0:42:18.080 After Basically, I mean, my whole entire everything is planned. 0:42:18.120 --> 0:42:21.319 But who knows what people will think about the album. 0:42:21.320 --> 0:42:23.239 You know what, My debut album, kid Crow, comes out 0:42:23.280 --> 0:42:26.279 March twentieth, and who knows what will happen after it 0:42:26.320 --> 0:42:28.560 comes out. And so I'm I'm excited just to see 0:42:28.560 --> 0:42:30.759 the way that people react. There's there's so many songs 0:42:30.760 --> 0:42:32.800 that they just haven't heard yet, and so many secrets 0:42:32.800 --> 0:42:35.520 that I just have never told yet and and kind 0:42:35.520 --> 0:42:37.840 of have been waiting to tell people things in a 0:42:37.840 --> 0:42:40.719 way that I felt like was right. And yeah, so 0:42:40.880 --> 0:42:42.960 I'm just excited for the album to come out and 0:42:42.960 --> 0:42:45.520 and to go on a massive world tour and just 0:42:45.719 --> 0:42:49.359 try to see as many people as it possibly can. Yeah, 0:42:49.360 --> 0:42:51.399 and also we'll see kind of like I really would 0:42:51.440 --> 0:42:54.120 love to work with and do a few collaborations and 0:42:54.200 --> 0:42:57.239 just kind of like, you know, make music what I do. 0:42:57.280 --> 0:42:58.840 I like making music. Do you have any tight up 0:42:58.880 --> 0:43:00.000 any you can tell some about it? 0:43:00.239 --> 0:43:04.720 I can tell you, Oh, sorry, you could get Conan 0:43:04.800 --> 0:43:07.200 O'Brien on a song Billy Eilish had off. 0:43:09.719 --> 0:43:11.440 Feature on a Conan holy ship. 0:43:11.520 --> 0:43:15.120 That's smart that you know what you'd be getting the 0:43:15.160 --> 0:43:17.319 comedy world, and then you'd be getting the music world. 0:43:17.320 --> 0:43:20.000 It's own thing. The comedy world will care about me. 0:43:20.520 --> 0:43:24.000 Well, they're all aldis, so you never know who knows, 0:43:24.040 --> 0:43:28.799 Like who's just try Yeah, he's not a real he 0:43:28.840 --> 0:43:32.360 doesn't have red hair. Okay, well, thank you for coming on. 0:43:32.680 --> 0:43:35.200 I am still sweating. I wish people could say I'm melting. 0:43:35.239 --> 0:43:36.080 I'm so embarrassed. 0:43:36.200 --> 0:43:38.600 It's all right, I was sweating everywhere as well. It's 0:43:38.640 --> 0:43:39.799 just quite gross. 0:43:39.800 --> 0:43:40.840 We're literally in a dungeon. 0:43:40.840 --> 0:43:42.680 What do you expect? Yeah, I know we are. How 0:43:42.719 --> 0:43:44.279 are you excited for tonight's son. 0:43:44.840 --> 0:43:47.120 I've never been to Australia before, and i'm because I 0:43:47.160 --> 0:43:48.279 didn't see what the crowd will be like. 0:43:48.320 --> 0:43:49.960 I feel like I really relate. 0:43:49.719 --> 0:43:52.200 To Australians in the sense of like it seems like 0:43:52.200 --> 0:43:54.040 the kind of place that you kind of like you 0:43:54.080 --> 0:43:56.000 grow up and you're like kind of like you get 0:43:56.000 --> 0:43:58.520 a little antsy because it's kind of suburbia. Yea, and 0:43:58.560 --> 0:44:01.120 I grew up in Suburbia, so like I feel like 0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:03.280 they're going to be extra wild I'm super excited. 0:44:03.400 --> 0:44:05.239 Yeah, that's true. We can relate. We're in the middle 0:44:05.280 --> 0:44:07.720 of nowhere. It takes ten hours to get anywhere. Yeah, 0:44:07.760 --> 0:44:10.359 so I mean Texas down south. True, so you're an 0:44:10.360 --> 0:44:16.200 AUSSI at heart. Yeah, thank you. Wow, just bestowed upon you, anointed. 0:44:16.600 --> 0:44:18.640 I don't want to touch you because I'm so sweaty. I 0:44:18.680 --> 0:44:19.920 am anointing you right now. 0:44:20.040 --> 0:44:21.440 Thank you so much. Thank you for hanging out. I 0:44:21.440 --> 0:44:26.200 appreciated mate tonight. Thank you, Yay's. 0:44:27.040 --> 0:44:27.720 Best friend. 0:44:27.800 --> 0:44:30.160 Sorry, I'm just I'm just I'm finalizing my list of 0:44:30.200 --> 0:44:31.440 things that I now like about him. 0:44:32.960 --> 0:44:34.439 He's a nice kid. Right. That was a good chat. 0:44:34.560 --> 0:44:36.959 Yeah, it was. I think I'm officially a fan. Would 0:44:36.960 --> 0:44:37.640 you like to hear the list? 0:44:37.719 --> 0:44:38.840 Yes, go for it. 0:44:39.640 --> 0:44:44.319 Country boy? Yeah, is white trash? Yes, gets a bit 0:44:44.400 --> 0:44:49.799 pitchy when excited, me too, relates to Australians. There you go. 0:44:49.960 --> 0:44:51.239 Yeah, that's the whole things. 0:44:51.280 --> 0:44:56.959 I didn't like. Cheery breathing literally every time we're talking. 0:44:57.719 --> 0:44:59.439 No, that bad. 0:44:59.520 --> 0:45:01.800 No, I'm just d I liked it. Where was this happening? 0:45:01.840 --> 0:45:03.520 You think you'd have a bit more of a glamorous 0:45:03.600 --> 0:45:04.160 dressing room? 0:45:04.239 --> 0:45:05.360 Now it was the Metro Theater. 0:45:05.560 --> 0:45:05.719 You know. 0:45:05.760 --> 0:45:08.160 It was very punk rock and very old Metro again. 0:45:07.960 --> 0:45:10.480 Metro is on George Street in the CBD. It's like 0:45:10.760 --> 0:45:11.959 it's like really tucked away. 0:45:12.280 --> 0:45:14.680 Oh right, shit, okay. 0:45:14.440 --> 0:45:17.240 It's very Avril Levine punk rock of vibes. Like everything 0:45:17.360 --> 0:45:19.560 was painted black. It's bricks, there's just no air con. 0:45:19.760 --> 0:45:22.320 And we were in a room no bigger than maybe 0:45:22.360 --> 0:45:25.279 like god, like a cubicle, like a bathroom, and it 0:45:25.280 --> 0:45:28.600 was the tool of us sitting inside it. It was horrendous. Wow. 0:45:28.719 --> 0:45:31.440 Okay, Well, if he had to measure his level of fame, 0:45:31.640 --> 0:45:34.120 that's where is that now? Then he'll go and more, 0:45:34.200 --> 0:45:38.920 then he'll go Horden, kudos, kudo. 0:45:39.880 --> 0:45:42.839 He was lovely though. I really enjoyed like spending time 0:45:42.880 --> 0:45:43.200 with him. 0:45:43.320 --> 0:45:46.160 Yeah, he sounds like fun. I'm keyboard with his album 0:45:46.160 --> 0:45:46.800 called again. 0:45:47.000 --> 0:45:49.479 Kid Crow because apparently his best friend called him crow 0:45:49.680 --> 0:45:51.640 when he was a kid because his hair was jet black. 0:45:52.080 --> 0:45:53.920 So it's named after bullying. 0:45:55.000 --> 0:45:57.840 Yeah, it's a bullying anthem. No, it's named after his 0:45:57.920 --> 0:46:00.000 childhood in Texas. That was a great chat, by the way, 0:46:00.120 --> 0:46:02.040 well chatter on the heart radio right now you can 0:46:02.080 --> 0:46:02.560 go and listen. 0:46:02.760 --> 0:46:05.719 Of course, I didn't have a childhood nickname, did you guys? 0:46:06.040 --> 0:46:08.320 I was noodles Noodle. 0:46:08.400 --> 0:46:10.600 Now I had a hoodie with noodles written on the 0:46:10.600 --> 0:46:13.400 back of it because I ever told this story on 0:46:13.440 --> 0:46:19.520 this god for fake sake, and show this scar. See 0:46:19.560 --> 0:46:21.640 this scar right here. I probably ever noticed it until now. 0:46:22.640 --> 0:46:25.520 Yeah, I just thought you'd been lying down, was a 0:46:25.520 --> 0:46:27.960 mark from a cushion or something great. Never noticed that 0:46:28.000 --> 0:46:29.800 you have. Oh wow, he's like scarf and the Lion. 0:46:29.680 --> 0:46:31.759 King right across my face. 0:46:33.520 --> 0:46:34.719 Fucking scar above your eyes. 0:46:34.800 --> 0:46:36.839 Yeah, it's right there. There's actually one directly above as well. 0:46:36.960 --> 0:46:37.600 What did you do? 0:46:37.760 --> 0:46:40.040 I was hit in the head with a pool noodle. 0:46:41.000 --> 0:46:42.440 The pool noodle's capable of that? 0:46:42.680 --> 0:46:42.919 Yeah? 0:46:42.960 --> 0:46:43.960 What fuck? 0:46:44.120 --> 0:46:44.279 Now? 0:46:44.400 --> 0:46:47.600 It's tragic. Really. I was in Queensland with a friend 0:46:47.760 --> 0:46:49.959 I was like ten, and we were swinging the pool 0:46:50.160 --> 0:46:52.080 and his neighbor came over, a young girl, lovely thing, 0:46:52.080 --> 0:46:54.120 I think her name was Marley, and we had pool 0:46:54.160 --> 0:46:56.120 noodles right. We were riding on them and we were 0:46:56.120 --> 0:46:58.000 like hitting each other with them, having sword fights, and 0:46:58.040 --> 0:47:01.040 she just whacked me right across the head. And you 0:47:01.080 --> 0:47:03.320 know how the sides of poorl noodles, like the end, 0:47:03.960 --> 0:47:05.840 they can be a little bit like shut up. I 0:47:05.840 --> 0:47:08.719 think they almost melt them so they don't frey and 0:47:08.800 --> 0:47:12.000 they must just go with a hot branding iron. You 0:47:12.760 --> 0:47:15.799 cut your hair, Just a piece of hard, hard, hard 0:47:15.880 --> 0:47:18.839 farm just sliced through my head, glid everywhere through the water. 0:47:18.880 --> 0:47:20.799 It was truly tragic. And you know what the bitch did. 0:47:21.040 --> 0:47:23.319 She left, didn't even get her shoes and clothes, and 0:47:23.560 --> 0:47:24.759 she never came to collect them. 0:47:24.880 --> 0:47:28.640 She'd just thought, yeah, I thought you was Wiley, would 0:47:28.680 --> 0:47:29.240 do it again. 0:47:29.360 --> 0:47:33.239 She's like Wiley coyote. She never returned. I had to 0:47:33.239 --> 0:47:36.520 get seven stitches really right the eye in Queensland too. 0:47:36.600 --> 0:47:38.359 Do you have any interesting scars? Jenner? 0:47:39.400 --> 0:47:42.279 When I was about seven, I fell in into my 0:47:42.400 --> 0:47:44.800 neighbor's pool and oh. 0:47:44.680 --> 0:47:47.360 My god, shut the gate mate, Oh no, there was 0:47:47.400 --> 0:47:50.200 no gate. Yeah, this is the sixties. 0:47:50.440 --> 0:47:52.560 Jane like a ghost. 0:47:52.920 --> 0:47:53.839 Nineteen sixty eight. 0:47:54.000 --> 0:47:57.840 Remember she's a little bit vampire riscue dinner. She's like 0:47:57.920 --> 0:48:00.399 one of those vampires in Twilight that doesn't age. Yes, 0:48:00.440 --> 0:48:02.120 it makes sense now anyway, have. 0:48:02.080 --> 0:48:03.640 You had any tell what happened? 0:48:03.640 --> 0:48:06.719 You fell in and I've got a scar on my leg. 0:48:07.000 --> 0:48:08.960 I didn't have to go to hospital because my neighbor 0:48:09.000 --> 0:48:09.520 is a doctor. 0:48:09.960 --> 0:48:15.520 Oh, how bloody handy yep, mit, you only the mental ones. 0:48:15.920 --> 0:48:18.080 People. People often say to me, oh, sorry, you've got 0:48:18.080 --> 0:48:19.600 something on your tooth, like I've got a bit of 0:48:19.719 --> 0:48:22.160 food on my toeeth that bit of white shiit defre. 0:48:22.440 --> 0:48:23.280 I've never noticed. 0:48:23.760 --> 0:48:24.600 I've never noticed. 0:48:25.400 --> 0:48:26.960 It's like a little bit of it looks like there's 0:48:27.000 --> 0:48:28.960 a bit of yellow food or something sucked to my teeth. 0:48:29.320 --> 0:48:31.080 It's not just some banana from your smoothie. 0:48:31.280 --> 0:48:35.719 No, it's not. It's when I was attacked by a dog, Yes, 0:48:35.840 --> 0:48:37.160 when I was, like I think I was four. 0:48:37.280 --> 0:48:38.320 Truly tragic story. 0:48:38.400 --> 0:48:42.040 Yeah, and that's interestingly what gave me my lisp. 0:48:42.680 --> 0:48:46.759 The dog written what did it bark? And go forever know? 0:48:47.440 --> 0:48:52.000 Also, the dog's name is Mitch. Hilarious dogs picture in 0:48:52.080 --> 0:48:52.600 my hand. 0:48:52.800 --> 0:48:53.319 This is the. 0:48:53.239 --> 0:48:58.359 Dog's mouth, latches on top row of teeth on my nose, 0:48:58.400 --> 0:49:03.520 bottom mil teeth in my mouth, grabs little four year 0:49:03.520 --> 0:49:09.160 old Mitchell and shakes. Apparently I could talk. I've been 0:49:09.160 --> 0:49:10.960 told that I talked normally before that, and then after 0:49:10.960 --> 0:49:13.279 that I couldn't say the letter s properly. D've been 0:49:13.320 --> 0:49:14.759 mounted up my mouth. That dog can't. 0:49:14.840 --> 0:49:17.000 It's not the first time, you know, I had that 0:49:17.080 --> 0:49:18.920 much face to face contact with a dog. May right, 0:49:20.040 --> 0:49:23.600 that was quite possibly that's that animal harm joke. 0:49:23.920 --> 0:49:26.920 There's many contender springing to mine, but that was quite possibly. 0:49:26.960 --> 0:49:30.560 Your worst joke was that it was pretty low. It's 0:49:30.560 --> 0:49:31.560 all right anyway. 0:49:31.840 --> 0:49:33.600 Have you had voice therapy? Speech therapy? 0:49:33.760 --> 0:49:36.399 Yes, taught me how to say the letter s out 0:49:36.440 --> 0:49:38.000 the side of my mouth because I still can't say 0:49:38.000 --> 0:49:38.600 it at the front like a. 0:49:38.600 --> 0:49:40.000 Normal What did you say? How did you say it 0:49:40.040 --> 0:49:40.560 last time? 0:49:41.600 --> 0:49:44.000 Well, it was kind of like an F so you 0:49:44.000 --> 0:49:45.719 had a try and say it out the front. And 0:49:45.719 --> 0:49:48.960 it's like, like, I just can't do any normally. But 0:49:49.040 --> 0:49:51.759 now I kind of position it as such that I 0:49:51.760 --> 0:49:52.560 can get that nice. 0:49:53.200 --> 0:49:55.359 I know we're ending, but I just not We're not ending. 0:49:55.800 --> 0:49:58.960 The show's not done forever. But I actually say, can 0:49:59.000 --> 0:50:00.600 you say love for second for me? 0:50:01.040 --> 0:50:01.279 Love? 0:50:01.560 --> 0:50:03.880 Yees say it love, but like open your mouth and 0:50:03.880 --> 0:50:05.000 say it like so we can see how you do 0:50:05.000 --> 0:50:07.879 it in your mouth. Go do it? I Love. 0:50:08.200 --> 0:50:10.040 This kills me that I can't edit this out. 0:50:09.960 --> 0:50:13.759 Saying love Okay, Jenna love, Yeah, your tongue is at 0:50:13.800 --> 0:50:16.239 the front of your mouth. I say love at the 0:50:16.280 --> 0:50:17.920 back reading love. 0:50:18.640 --> 0:50:21.800 That's to be and our tongue is protrude. Yours leaps 0:50:21.840 --> 0:50:23.560 back round. It's trying to get out of the way 0:50:23.560 --> 0:50:26.520 of a buff on coming. L Oh, that's weird. 0:50:26.680 --> 0:50:30.239 L I can't care. It's gross, right, and I say so. 0:50:30.400 --> 0:50:34.520 I swallow my el's Mitchell, it goes back, Mitchell. Maybe 0:50:34.520 --> 0:50:36.040 that's why I choke so much of my food because 0:50:36.040 --> 0:50:38.600 I'm just dying. All right, it's been a real pleasure, 0:50:38.640 --> 0:50:40.839 ladies and gents. Can you meet it this and thing? 0:50:40.920 --> 0:50:46.239 Or is it all good? You can make one cut? 0:50:46.400 --> 0:50:48.400 Surely, mate? 0:50:48.480 --> 0:50:50.600 I hate the next video. 0:50:50.600 --> 0:50:53.000 It's very expensive. I shan't be making going against their 0:50:53.080 --> 0:50:54.359 orders just to make one cut. 0:50:54.600 --> 0:50:54.960 Okay. 0:50:55.040 --> 0:50:57.440 It's very simple, though. You just fade the music up 0:50:57.480 --> 0:50:59.280 when we're done, and then you fade it down gradually. 0:50:59.680 --> 0:51:02.560 Everyone shut up while he fades it down. Thanks for listening, guys, 0:51:02.600 --> 0:51:04.400 don't forget to leave a review. If you're using Apple 0:51:04.480 --> 0:51:07.640 Podcasts five yes please, all. 0:51:07.640 --> 0:51:09.440 Right, we're back next week on your grind to day 0:51:09.560 --> 0:51:13.160 match one. You can't edit it outs happy by. 0:51:21.239 --> 0:51:21.520 Faster? 0:51:25.880 --> 0:51:27.760 How was that that was so dumb? 0:51:27.880 --> 0:51:32.600 What was I did that? Perfectly? I thought, Oh, stops, 0:51:32.600 --> 0:51:33.640 doesn't it? I brought it back up. 0:51:34.920 --> 0:51:37.040 Yeah, welcome to Aid to Debrief. 0:51:37.080 --> 0:51:37.480 Welcome. 0:51:38.280 --> 0:51:41.000 This is our secret segment I reckon. People who would 0:51:41.040 --> 0:51:43.560 usually be fooled out of listening, would have listened for 0:51:43.600 --> 0:51:46.120 your manual volume decline, and now they're like, wait, this 0:51:46.200 --> 0:51:46.960 is an extra bit. 0:51:47.080 --> 0:51:49.319 They normally thought that the show is done. 0:51:49.560 --> 0:51:52.600 So this is our secret segment called AD debrief, where 0:51:52.640 --> 0:51:55.040 we just talk aimlessly. We keep it a secret because 0:51:55.040 --> 0:51:57.760 we're a little bit ashamed of where our conversation sometimes leads. 0:51:58.239 --> 0:52:01.560 The first part is planned so acted within reason. This 0:52:01.600 --> 0:52:05.320 bit is loose and it's very It's not good content, really, 0:52:05.360 --> 0:52:07.040 it's not. It's not the sort of thing i'd put 0:52:07.040 --> 0:52:07.800 on port Bowling. 0:52:07.840 --> 0:52:08.520 It's embarrassing. 0:52:08.600 --> 0:52:10.040 Yeah, I wouldn't put this on my LinkedIn, but I 0:52:10.080 --> 0:52:12.200 would put it on my resume because there's a radio 0:52:12.239 --> 0:52:12.719 first being. 0:52:13.360 --> 0:52:13.880 No. 0:52:13.880 --> 0:52:16.120 No one's yet to really officially draw it, but you 0:52:16.160 --> 0:52:18.439 can call in on one eight nine sixty six four 0:52:18.480 --> 0:52:22.120 four four eight new number. Yeah, twenty twenty. We had 0:52:22.120 --> 0:52:25.320 to reregister in Guam, so it's coming out of Guam. 0:52:25.400 --> 0:52:28.000 But you keep dialing six or six, then you want 0:52:28.000 --> 0:52:30.640 to put in the letter seven. Give a phone you don't, 0:52:30.640 --> 0:52:34.120 but it's not the number, it's in front of me. 0:52:34.160 --> 0:52:36.080 I get very confused, and then you call us and 0:52:36.080 --> 0:52:38.520 then we will put you to air. It is that easy, 0:52:38.840 --> 0:52:40.759 ladies and gents. You can also live tweet us as 0:52:40.760 --> 0:52:43.160 the show goes on, but we haven't had one yet, 0:52:43.200 --> 0:52:45.560 which is odd. The way it works is because you know, 0:52:45.719 --> 0:52:47.880 we can't just tweet us something. It works. You have 0:52:47.920 --> 0:52:50.600 to just tweet and hope that we're recording. But you know, 0:52:50.719 --> 0:52:52.640 if you get us, you get us. And there we go. 0:52:52.880 --> 0:52:56.759 Joe Hockey loving the show all the way from the 0:52:56.840 --> 0:52:58.600 US because the time zone is up listening. 0:52:59.200 --> 0:52:59.959 Who's Joe Hockey? 0:53:00.160 --> 0:53:02.480 He's the politicians? 0:53:02.640 --> 0:53:03.000 Politics? 0:53:03.040 --> 0:53:03.759 What are you doing in the U? 0:53:03.880 --> 0:53:05.759 S Well, he gets this right, was stabbed in the 0:53:05.760 --> 0:53:06.880 back in that whole libspill. 0:53:06.920 --> 0:53:08.919 Think you're making it up or is real? 0:53:09.000 --> 0:53:11.319 It's true? I love politics And he is now the 0:53:11.440 --> 0:53:14.000 US a U ambassador so he lives in Washington. 0:53:14.360 --> 0:53:15.879 Didn't know that job. 0:53:16.400 --> 0:53:18.279 You can never get fired from that job. He just stay. 0:53:18.400 --> 0:53:20.600 We can, but he just never retired. He just does 0:53:20.600 --> 0:53:22.399 that job for as long as he wants. Okay, there's 0:53:22.440 --> 0:53:25.680 no fixed term anyway. That's where it's at. Oh, Angela 0:53:25.719 --> 0:53:29.279 Bishop is listening. She says, can't wait for Charles two. 0:53:30.160 --> 0:53:32.919 I know why she tagged his entertainment reporter. She doesn't 0:53:32.920 --> 0:53:37.880 get Twitter. You can clearly tell anyway. Once again, one 0:53:38.000 --> 0:53:41.840 O seven the number, and you can call you're done. 0:53:42.920 --> 0:53:45.719 I'm just giving you the facts. That's how it. 0:53:45.640 --> 0:53:47.359 Works, the facts. The facts number as well. 0:53:47.640 --> 0:53:52.520 Oh there is a fact the facts six nine six 0:53:52.640 --> 0:53:54.960 six four three two is my you foods? 0:53:55.440 --> 0:53:57.840 Have you ever had people stating image? Why do you 0:53:57.920 --> 0:54:00.640 do that thing where you pretend that people aren't like 0:54:00.640 --> 0:54:02.440 you try and trick people out of listening. Obviously, no 0:54:02.440 --> 0:54:07.560 one's that dumb. People actually don't realize. People genuinely skip 0:54:07.920 --> 0:54:10.160 and think that the episode's done at that point. Yes, 0:54:10.520 --> 0:54:12.239 it's that, so many people have said to it's oh 0:54:12.239 --> 0:54:14.399 my god, I've only just discovered add reef like people 0:54:14.400 --> 0:54:15.000 actually tune in. 0:54:15.080 --> 0:54:16.959 To be fair though, I know why because I listened 0:54:16.960 --> 0:54:20.200 to this podcast and they the podcast ends and then 0:54:20.200 --> 0:54:22.239 there's like six minutes at the end. But all it 0:54:22.360 --> 0:54:25.080 is is this podcast was brought to you by Illuminary, 0:54:25.200 --> 0:54:27.880 and it's like, oh, and it's like join us on Facebook. 0:54:27.920 --> 0:54:30.440 The conversation continues and I just skip it every time. 0:54:30.520 --> 0:54:33.000 So most podcasts have like an end credits that people 0:54:33.000 --> 0:54:35.040 will skip, so they must just think that it's us 0:54:35.040 --> 0:54:36.280 thanking us bonsors. 0:54:39.920 --> 0:54:40.240 True. 0:54:40.560 --> 0:54:42.360 Can I tell you I do have red roofs avout 0:54:42.440 --> 0:54:44.880 it to give away? Though? Do anyone that comes on 0:54:44.960 --> 0:54:46.960 air and give us an is it just you? As 0:54:47.000 --> 0:54:49.279 in they bring their itym to us? Get the red 0:54:49.360 --> 0:54:51.240 roofs of voutcher. I can now officially say. 0:54:51.160 --> 0:54:53.200 You're kidding me. I never kid I keep telling you 0:54:53.239 --> 0:54:56.520 how can people they can mean treat us? Joe Hockey 0:54:56.520 --> 0:54:56.920 wants to do. 0:54:57.400 --> 0:54:59.760 Yes, it just slide into our DMS at couple of inches. 0:55:00.120 --> 0:55:02.080 He's on your mind, going about your day, and you think, 0:55:02.120 --> 0:55:03.760 I don't wonder if it's just me that thinks. 0:55:03.520 --> 0:55:07.200 That we've got a caller. Oh my god, the hang 0:55:07.280 --> 0:55:11.960 ups out Genevieve in Melbourne, you played the hangoup she 0:55:12.040 --> 0:55:14.080 hung up. That's a shame. That was what you were hearing. 0:55:14.120 --> 0:55:15.279 By the way, that wasn't it. 0:55:15.760 --> 0:55:17.680 I can't believe I'm missus Zoomba for this. 0:55:18.440 --> 0:55:19.520 Did you miss again, Jenna? 0:55:19.600 --> 0:55:20.480 Of course I did? 0:55:20.640 --> 0:55:24.320 Can I just say we record the same day every week? 0:55:25.000 --> 0:55:27.919 Just don't enroll in that class and stop bitching about 0:55:27.920 --> 0:55:30.480 missing Zombe. If you've got other commits? Can you shut up? 0:55:30.560 --> 0:55:32.720 You go? You go to other ones in the week, right. 0:55:33.560 --> 0:55:36.359 Yeah, but Zoomba is on this day. 0:55:37.600 --> 0:55:40.160 You go to Zoombo on other days. No, oh, well, 0:55:41.200 --> 0:55:43.759 we will accept your resignation, Jenna if you really need 0:55:43.800 --> 0:55:44.800 to go to Zimba that badly. 0:55:45.080 --> 0:55:46.520 But you know, I don't think they're missing your ice. 0:55:46.520 --> 0:55:48.920 But to Gabby in your class And Gabby, how did 0:55:48.920 --> 0:55:51.120 everyone in the class feel when Jenna didn't turn up? 0:55:51.280 --> 0:55:55.239 Yeah, I'm so everyone loved that. Just do it a 0:55:55.280 --> 0:55:57.279 little bit and then felt fucking around. We can't have 0:55:57.320 --> 0:56:01.480 a conversation. It's got a text and my oh speaking 0:56:01.480 --> 0:56:05.480 of my rs I. Hello, it's Rebecca from Visio. It 0:56:05.520 --> 0:56:08.640 was great to meet you. I've recorded an important voice 0:56:08.680 --> 0:56:11.759 message for you following our appointment. Please check it out here. 0:56:11.800 --> 0:56:15.400 Oh that seems suss it it bay a voice message? 0:56:15.800 --> 0:56:17.960 Is that? How did she message that to you on text? 0:56:18.040 --> 0:56:18.279 Yeah? 0:56:18.480 --> 0:56:18.719 Is that? 0:56:19.160 --> 0:56:20.160 Should I click that link? 0:56:20.239 --> 0:56:21.040 Yeah? Click the link? 0:56:21.320 --> 0:56:22.560 What if this is some scam? 0:56:22.640 --> 0:56:26.920 Wouldn't be a scam? She sounds very into you. What 0:56:26.960 --> 0:56:30.239 if it's like to fix your wrisk? You need to 0:56:31.040 --> 0:56:31.560 put it down? 0:56:31.640 --> 0:56:32.640 Sound and you know why? 0:56:32.680 --> 0:56:34.560 We need to get your risks back and working order. 0:56:34.600 --> 0:56:38.360 Don't you getting out of that? 0:56:40.800 --> 0:56:42.839 I actually don't think you're missing out on that much 0:56:42.920 --> 0:56:46.040 life with that hand illness. What do you mean I 0:56:46.040 --> 0:56:47.880 think you're making it all. I don't think you're actually 0:56:48.280 --> 0:56:50.239 give me, give me hold on, hommy, make this a thing. 0:56:50.800 --> 0:56:54.280 If you can list three legitimate things that you're missing 0:56:54.320 --> 0:56:57.480 out on because of your RSI I will shout your 0:56:57.560 --> 0:56:58.440 lunch tomorrow. 0:56:59.560 --> 0:57:01.480 I mean, I don't want to be all melodramatic about it, 0:57:01.600 --> 0:57:04.080 like there's there's way more serious injuries that I could 0:57:04.120 --> 0:57:06.880 have right now, but it's it's it has been a 0:57:06.920 --> 0:57:07.480 bit challenging. 0:57:07.560 --> 0:57:09.840 Not gonna lie you didn't list one. 0:57:10.520 --> 0:57:12.080 Well, I was going to get into it. I'm not 0:57:12.120 --> 0:57:15.680 working against your stupid clock. I will. I will fucking 0:57:15.800 --> 0:57:17.240 use my good hand to throw this pen at you. 0:57:17.440 --> 0:57:19.840 Please please do it, Jenna. 0:57:19.960 --> 0:57:23.400 I'm your biggest ally. No, you're not for the LGBT community, 0:57:23.400 --> 0:57:26.800 and I'm the Straits supporter. Are you coming to Marti Gras? 0:57:27.800 --> 0:57:30.200 I haven't been invited. 0:57:30.640 --> 0:57:32.040 Anyone can go? Is that right, Minch? 0:57:32.120 --> 0:57:34.240 It's like saying I haven't been invited to the canteen. 0:57:34.360 --> 0:57:34.880 It's open. 0:57:36.760 --> 0:57:37.760 Are you coming to Christmas? 0:57:37.760 --> 0:57:37.920 Oh? 0:57:37.960 --> 0:57:40.640 I didn't know. What's no one told me and told 0:57:40.640 --> 0:57:41.160 me about that. 0:57:42.000 --> 0:57:43.880 I always get left off the fucking invited these days. 0:57:43.880 --> 0:57:45.760 Why is he one eating chocolate generous Easter that no 0:57:45.760 --> 0:57:46.200 one told me? 0:57:48.320 --> 0:57:48.960 Very funny? 0:57:50.560 --> 0:57:52.000 What are you doing for Mardi gra Are you gonna 0:57:52.000 --> 0:57:53.760 go to the after party with Kesher and Sam Smith 0:57:53.800 --> 0:57:55.400 and do a lip? No? 0:57:56.560 --> 0:58:00.000 I don't know if I should go because of the. 0:57:59.080 --> 0:58:00.520 The hand is not my you can. 0:58:00.400 --> 0:58:05.360 Do no, it doesn't be honest. Yeah, I don't know. 0:58:05.840 --> 0:58:07.840 You're coming on the kiss float with myself? 0:58:07.920 --> 0:58:11.280 Yeah, I don't know. If you see on my Instagram 0:58:11.320 --> 0:58:13.440 a picture of me all duled up looking cute, then yes, 0:58:13.520 --> 0:58:15.040 I went back. At the moment, I'm not sure if 0:58:15.080 --> 0:58:17.960 I'll go. It's a thing. As much as you think 0:58:17.960 --> 0:58:19.800 I'm faking my wrist injury, asshole. 0:58:19.920 --> 0:58:21.600 To be fair, I actually think it's bad. 0:58:22.000 --> 0:58:24.360 Yeah, couple tunnel worse than I thought it was. 0:58:24.400 --> 0:58:26.320 Actually really well. 0:58:26.360 --> 0:58:28.040 I was taking the piss out of it last week. 0:58:28.080 --> 0:58:31.160 You heard it. Yeah, but yeah it's a whole thing. 0:58:31.200 --> 0:58:31.400 Now. 0:58:31.520 --> 0:58:33.160 You wrapped the case around my hands, so I had 0:58:33.160 --> 0:58:34.000 to go out and go out. 0:58:34.200 --> 0:58:35.920 Would you call someone else is doing my job for 0:58:35.960 --> 0:58:37.560 three weeks because I can't do it. 0:58:37.640 --> 0:58:39.760 Really, Yeah, your actual day job. 0:58:39.880 --> 0:58:44.000 Yes, I have to go to physio and that's expensive. 0:58:45.600 --> 0:58:47.840 You don't realize how much you use both hands until 0:58:47.840 --> 0:58:49.000 you asked, I'll just use fun. 0:58:49.400 --> 0:58:49.960 Yeah, you're right. 0:58:50.080 --> 0:58:51.480 Have you ever tried to put it on? Put it 0:58:51.480 --> 0:58:53.480 on a fitted sheet, on a mattress with one hand? 0:58:53.520 --> 0:58:55.440 I see, those are the tasks that you just don't 0:58:55.440 --> 0:58:56.280 do at the moment. 0:58:57.200 --> 0:58:59.560 I cannot do them. I'm not sleeping on a mattress 0:58:59.560 --> 0:58:59.800 without it. 0:59:00.920 --> 0:59:02.360 God, good point. 0:59:02.720 --> 0:59:04.400 I spilled a water bottle all over my bed and 0:59:04.440 --> 0:59:05.840 I'm like, I have to change it, but I can't. 0:59:05.960 --> 0:59:09.240 Oh bitch, yeah, your whole thing. 0:59:09.520 --> 0:59:12.200 Yeah, so hold on. Is it the soreness in the 0:59:12.200 --> 0:59:13.640 wrist or the arm of the fingers? 0:59:14.640 --> 0:59:17.000 A bit of everything at the moment. And I don't 0:59:17.000 --> 0:59:20.000 know what physios do, but they somehow found out that 0:59:20.040 --> 0:59:22.400 it's connected to the neck. So weird. That chick that 0:59:22.520 --> 0:59:24.880 just sent that voice message, she literally pokes the back 0:59:24.880 --> 0:59:26.080 of my neck and goes, can you feel that in 0:59:26.080 --> 0:59:27.360 your fingers? And I was like, oh my god, yes, 0:59:27.440 --> 0:59:27.880 what the hell? 0:59:28.280 --> 0:59:28.720 So weird. 0:59:29.120 --> 0:59:31.280 I don't understand the connection between neck and hands stuff. 0:59:31.280 --> 0:59:33.640 But yeah, it's all very weird. 0:59:33.920 --> 0:59:35.400 When I broke my leg, I went to physio and 0:59:35.400 --> 0:59:37.440 they just rubbed a saw balloon cream on me all day, 0:59:37.560 --> 0:59:39.120 and I'm like, what is this doing? 0:59:39.560 --> 0:59:40.480 Did you break your leg? 0:59:40.600 --> 0:59:42.520 I snapped a tendem, which was almost as bad as 0:59:42.520 --> 0:59:42.840 a break. 0:59:43.120 --> 0:59:44.440 Yeah. See, that's what I mean when I'm like, I 0:59:44.480 --> 0:59:47.240 don't want to be melodramatic about my r thigh injury 0:59:47.240 --> 0:59:48.240 because that would be fun. 0:59:48.400 --> 0:59:49.080 Oh it was awful? 0:59:49.680 --> 0:59:51.560 Is that when you fell down the stairs at a 0:59:51.600 --> 0:59:52.280 lobster place? 0:59:52.360 --> 0:59:55.040 I don't want to talk about it. Why would you 0:59:55.040 --> 0:59:55.480 bring that up? 0:59:55.520 --> 0:59:57.720 Jere Have I heard this story? 0:59:57.720 --> 0:59:58.560 I don't want to talk about it. 0:59:58.640 --> 0:59:59.280 Okay, well don't. 0:59:59.280 --> 1:00:03.120 Then it's Joe Hockey. He wants me to talk about it. 1:00:03.880 --> 1:00:06.680 I'll talk about it. So I was at a at 1:00:06.600 --> 1:00:08.479 a restaurant. Actually, let me set the scene. 1:00:12.240 --> 1:00:13.080 Maybe I have heard it. 1:00:13.160 --> 1:00:15.440 Someone else talk he heard it? 1:00:16.040 --> 1:00:19.920 Yep, have you heard it? He's heard it once, and 1:00:19.960 --> 1:00:21.480 I'll let you know if I've heard it. 1:00:22.400 --> 1:00:24.360 I was at a seafood restaurant, a lob actually it 1:00:24.400 --> 1:00:26.680 was a crab lobster restaurant that was their specialty. It 1:00:26.680 --> 1:00:30.600 was Thursday night and all night I'm cracking open this crack, chink, chink, 1:00:30.680 --> 1:00:33.080 Eat Eat, but it's covered in creole butter, and the 1:00:33.120 --> 1:00:36.160 creole butter spills all over the floor. And because it's, 1:00:36.200 --> 1:00:38.440 you know, a crab restaurant, everyone's been doing that all night. 1:00:38.480 --> 1:00:40.520 The floor is just laid in a thin eyer of butter. 1:00:40.720 --> 1:00:43.240 Very early, so I'm walking down the stairs. There's a 1:00:43.240 --> 1:00:45.439 giant crab on the wall the size of a small car, 1:00:45.760 --> 1:00:47.560 and I go, that's cute because they had eyes and 1:00:47.640 --> 1:00:49.600 a funny little mouth. And I looked up and I 1:00:49.600 --> 1:00:51.520 was looked up. I missed a step and my heavy 1:00:51.600 --> 1:00:54.840 left woods slipped on the creole butter, and the tendon 1:00:55.000 --> 1:00:58.600 went like a lastic band and it snapped and it 1:00:58.720 --> 1:01:02.040 bunched up halfway up my calf and I fell down 1:01:02.080 --> 1:01:08.720 the stairs. And then I went back sorry, and I 1:01:08.720 --> 1:01:11.240 went halbal was with two girls that hosted a radio show. 1:01:12.960 --> 1:01:15.200 Yes, now I know it, now I know it, but 1:01:15.240 --> 1:01:18.640 I've not heard this detail. That's fucking hilarious. Yeah, didn't 1:01:18.640 --> 1:01:20.200 you come to work with like a moon boot on? 1:01:20.480 --> 1:01:21.400 I had a moon boot for that. 1:01:22.040 --> 1:01:23.560 For some reason, I was thinking, I didn't know you. 1:01:23.760 --> 1:01:27.400 I do remember this, Imber, Holy shit, I didn't realize 1:01:27.400 --> 1:01:28.800 the butter situation. 1:01:28.400 --> 1:01:30.800 And I said, I'm fine, I'll drive home. Drove home. 1:01:30.840 --> 1:01:33.960 Halfway home, my leg had swollen so much I couldn't 1:01:33.960 --> 1:01:35.800 accelerate or break, so I had to pull over. My 1:01:35.880 --> 1:01:36.960 dad had to come and pick me up. 1:01:37.800 --> 1:01:39.760 Yeah, at least you have family in town to help 1:01:39.800 --> 1:01:40.000 you out. 1:01:40.040 --> 1:01:41.960 It's exactly right. Anyway, I went to the physio and 1:01:42.000 --> 1:01:43.680 he was like, let me rub this sor ballon cream 1:01:43.680 --> 1:01:44.360 in and he just. 1:01:44.280 --> 1:01:45.360 Wanted Philberleine again. 1:01:46.360 --> 1:01:47.640 Sawbollleon's like moisturizer. 1:01:47.680 --> 1:01:49.640 But oh yeah, I was thinking of Athelene. I was like, 1:01:49.680 --> 1:01:50.120 how's that gonna? 1:01:50.160 --> 1:01:52.560 Hello? I just saw bleon and then he strapped me 1:01:53.320 --> 1:01:56.760 right up. I was like, you know, Maria Sharapo. 1:01:56.560 --> 1:01:57.680 How long did you have that thing on? 1:01:57.720 --> 1:02:00.560 That bloody eight weeks? I think? And then I. 1:02:00.520 --> 1:02:02.280 Completely forgot about that period of our life. 1:02:02.320 --> 1:02:05.720 It didn't our life. I remarried couple about just before 1:02:05.720 --> 1:02:07.640 we had baby Simon. Oh yeah, when mich had the 1:02:07.680 --> 1:02:10.720 full there's a rough couple of months. We missed a 1:02:10.720 --> 1:02:14.440 couple mortgage repayments too, because he was off. Yeah, the minds. 1:02:14.520 --> 1:02:17.440 You didn't get ap proeve for work, and we couldn't 1:02:17.440 --> 1:02:21.280 get leave either, and Marabella got pneumonia straight after. It 1:02:21.280 --> 1:02:24.440 was awful. There was a rough shrot that way that year. 1:02:25.160 --> 1:02:29.680 Then we lost Dot in December. We lost Dot around Christmas. 1:02:29.120 --> 1:02:31.520 And Clem but January, oh. 1:02:31.640 --> 1:02:36.680 Clem God, I told Clem, don't feed the crocodiles. We did. 1:02:37.240 --> 1:02:38.880 We said, I've been doing it for my whole life. 1:02:39.600 --> 1:02:41.080 At Lengthy died doing what he loved. 1:02:41.560 --> 1:02:43.880 Claim that night no one answered. I thought they got him. 1:02:44.120 --> 1:02:45.960 It was beautiful funeral though it was. 1:02:45.960 --> 1:02:51.160 Beautiful, the bagpipes, nice touch, what he wouldn't wanted anyway. 1:02:51.440 --> 1:02:53.880 So yeah, but my leg didn't recover for I reckon twelve, 1:02:53.880 --> 1:02:56.880 it was really tender. Wow, you sort of healed, but 1:02:56.880 --> 1:02:59.120 then you've still got that recovery period where you can't 1:02:59.160 --> 1:03:00.960 do any you know, higher exercise, and that kills me 1:03:01.000 --> 1:03:04.200 because I love I just love to get up and go. 1:03:04.400 --> 1:03:04.880 Do you know what? 1:03:04.920 --> 1:03:07.040 That's actually what has been the roughest is that I 1:03:07.080 --> 1:03:10.440 can't exercise it that much. And I've other people that 1:03:10.480 --> 1:03:12.600 have had other injuries much more experime than mine have 1:03:12.920 --> 1:03:15.320 said like, oh, it's actually you don't realize how how 1:03:15.400 --> 1:03:17.439 much impacts you mentally when you can't do the things 1:03:17.440 --> 1:03:21.480 that you usually do yeah, fucked, but anyway, we'll get there. 1:03:21.520 --> 1:03:21.960 We'll get there. 1:03:21.960 --> 1:03:24.560 Here we are, you know, robbing generalism, but class, we're 1:03:24.600 --> 1:03:27.560 talking about not being able to do your exercise. 1:03:27.600 --> 1:03:28.440 Just I don't know. 1:03:28.600 --> 1:03:28.920 Okay. 1:03:29.080 --> 1:03:32.520 Instead of coming on air sorry on the every week 1:03:32.520 --> 1:03:35.000 and bitching about it, let's have a conversation about it. 1:03:35.200 --> 1:03:37.720 Either find another Zoomber studio or a different time, or 1:03:37.760 --> 1:03:40.640 we agree to a different recording day. Don't just come 1:03:40.680 --> 1:03:42.760 on wait for the mic so to be like, I 1:03:42.760 --> 1:03:44.120 can't go to Zoomber because of this. 1:03:45.360 --> 1:03:48.320 It's going to get old, Okay, whatever, let's move on, 1:03:50.000 --> 1:03:50.280 all right. 1:03:50.320 --> 1:03:51.920 We won't come up with a solution. Then you're on 1:03:51.920 --> 1:03:52.320 your own. 1:03:52.400 --> 1:03:54.320 There, you are flapping like an albatroth. 1:03:54.480 --> 1:03:57.840 Just keep just keep, just keep disappointing your Zoomer instructor 1:03:58.440 --> 1:03:59.640 week afterwards. 1:03:59.840 --> 1:04:02.120 I let's all settle that, okay, deal. 1:04:02.440 --> 1:04:05.040 I will I will be a disappointment. 1:04:05.200 --> 1:04:06.320 I will assist. 1:04:07.640 --> 1:04:08.400 A disappointment. 1:04:08.720 --> 1:04:10.520 Yes, I could have told you that. 1:04:10.640 --> 1:04:13.600 Yeah, Jeane Dally Watkins could have told her that. 1:04:14.360 --> 1:04:17.840 Beyond how hey, you know what we should do Ouiji board, No, 1:04:18.120 --> 1:04:20.640 but we should do one with June Dally. Try to 1:04:20.640 --> 1:04:22.680 connect to her. June Dally, she. 1:04:22.680 --> 1:04:24.040 Just spells out the word yuck. 1:04:25.960 --> 1:04:26.560 If a. 1:04:28.200 --> 1:04:32.440 Not in Martigras season, I thought we were allowed to 1:04:32.480 --> 1:04:34.680 say it. I think we are, but other people listening 1:04:35.200 --> 1:04:38.280 might not have such a flippant regard of the word 1:04:38.280 --> 1:04:39.320 as very true. 1:04:39.360 --> 1:04:41.040 Miss Dally wouldn't have, like. 1:04:41.040 --> 1:04:44.240 Did you not? Did you see all the brands during 1:04:44.280 --> 1:04:47.560 Martigra season that were trying to create woke ads and 1:04:47.600 --> 1:04:50.080 what they were doing was reading out the homophobic comments 1:04:50.120 --> 1:04:52.480 they get And it's like, no, no, no, that's not helpful 1:04:52.560 --> 1:04:54.920 to like this was clearly a straight person's idea to 1:04:55.000 --> 1:04:57.520 read out these things like you don't remind people. 1:04:58.000 --> 1:04:59.960 And it was the Australian Federal Police. 1:05:00.040 --> 1:05:02.880 That's right. There's been a couple though, there's been a couple. 1:05:02.960 --> 1:05:04.800 I swear to Funk, I will break your fingers. 1:05:04.920 --> 1:05:08.040 She's listening. She's always listening for targeted ads. I couldn't 1:05:08.040 --> 1:05:10.400 stop it from talking Siri if she wants to chime in, 1:05:10.560 --> 1:05:12.040 she's heard the homophobic. 1:05:11.560 --> 1:05:13.800 Messages too, and they actually are always listening. 1:05:13.920 --> 1:05:15.640 Yes, because I got tailored ads the other day for 1:05:15.680 --> 1:05:17.760 beef jerky. Never once did I search it, but I 1:05:17.800 --> 1:05:20.280 was telling Hayden just how much I wanted beef jerky 1:05:20.280 --> 1:05:24.280 and it's like Ozzie builtong emu kangaroo beef. 1:05:24.640 --> 1:05:26.680 I don't really mind. I don't really say much, to 1:05:26.720 --> 1:05:27.120 be honest. 1:05:27.320 --> 1:05:30.080 No, but yesterday I got an ad from a Muslim 1:05:30.240 --> 1:05:32.760 dating site and I've never mentioned anything like that. 1:05:33.000 --> 1:05:35.480 I keep getting the ad for that bloody tongue scraper, 1:05:36.800 --> 1:05:37.880 and I mentioned. 1:05:37.560 --> 1:05:38.120 That last week. 1:05:38.720 --> 1:05:41.240 Well before that, did you google that tongue scraper that 1:05:41.280 --> 1:05:45.480 makes your breath like your tongue not all white? And no, 1:05:45.880 --> 1:05:48.000 it's it's always been there. I've never googled it. 1:05:48.040 --> 1:05:49.080 Isn't that body interesting? 1:05:49.200 --> 1:05:49.400 God? 1:05:49.400 --> 1:05:50.800 Do you know what I always get ads for? That 1:05:50.920 --> 1:05:53.920 dice and blow dryer? Really, I love one of those. 1:05:53.960 --> 1:05:55.800 If you ever, guys, get me a gift last Christmas, 1:05:55.800 --> 1:05:57.320 I got your both gifts. You didn't get me one. 1:05:57.640 --> 1:05:58.800 I would love the dice some one. 1:05:58.840 --> 1:06:01.480 I'm the gift that keeps on you are you know? 1:06:01.520 --> 1:06:03.439 I'm surprised this show's gone on as long as it hasn't? 1:06:03.520 --> 1:06:04.240 I know me too. 1:06:05.120 --> 1:06:06.919 What made you think that it wasn't going to last 1:06:06.960 --> 1:06:08.360 longer than seventeen episodes? 1:06:08.440 --> 1:06:09.360 Your lack of commitment. 1:06:12.440 --> 1:06:14.919 Ordinarily I might have a sense of humor about that joke, 1:06:14.960 --> 1:06:18.880 but when I'm literally injured and exhausted an agony from overworking. 1:06:18.920 --> 1:06:19.880 I don't find that funny. 1:06:19.920 --> 1:06:20.520 I know I'm just. 1:06:22.120 --> 1:06:26.600 To your timing anyway. Hell with everyone, you're good, you. 1:06:26.560 --> 1:06:29.240 Don't want good. I'm good. I had something to bring 1:06:29.320 --> 1:06:31.880 up in this bit, but you know me, I couldn't. 1:06:31.880 --> 1:06:36.120 Bloody god, can you believe Guess who this is? 1:06:37.360 --> 1:06:37.760 I don't know. 1:06:38.080 --> 1:06:40.439 Yes, it's Kate Dally Watkins, her daughter. 1:06:41.600 --> 1:06:42.320 Yes, it is. 1:06:42.520 --> 1:06:44.240 Stop slagging off my mother's fine. 1:06:44.280 --> 1:06:46.280 She didn't say that. She said she never liked. 1:06:46.240 --> 1:06:49.720 Jenny Daly Watkin, Tiffany Jane Dally walking to the name 1:06:49.720 --> 1:06:54.520 her daughter, can wait, Junior. It wouldn't be something modern 1:06:54.600 --> 1:06:55.920 like I know, it'd. 1:06:55.640 --> 1:07:01.960 Be Peach Daily Watkins, Jenne. Do we have jamm. 1:07:03.960 --> 1:07:11.800 Carol and Lisa? That Carol spelt c A R E l. 1:07:12.040 --> 1:07:14.280 Also, all she needed was Stevie and she's got the 1:07:14.320 --> 1:07:14.840 saddle club. 1:07:15.120 --> 1:07:18.640 Oh my god, she does. Oh my god. 1:07:18.800 --> 1:07:20.000 I want to hear her one more time. I want 1:07:20.000 --> 1:07:20.800 to just picture a voice. 1:07:21.240 --> 1:07:22.840 Don't have a perfect. 1:07:24.960 --> 1:07:27.240 You have a perfect perfect. 1:07:26.920 --> 1:07:31.640 To know all the right things to do is so important? 1:07:32.520 --> 1:07:34.400 Why does she know all the right things that? 1:07:34.680 --> 1:07:37.040 Well, that's what I'm like. It's a little bit arrogant. 1:07:37.120 --> 1:07:39.680 She's not claiming that she does. She's been edited that 1:07:39.760 --> 1:07:41.440 way by SBS or whatever. 1:07:41.840 --> 1:07:43.360 Oh God, calm down. 1:07:44.640 --> 1:07:46.200 Yes, I do have to defend. 1:07:45.880 --> 1:07:47.160 Her coming across as a bit of her. 1:07:47.320 --> 1:07:49.200 She can't defend herself beyond the grave. 1:07:50.000 --> 1:07:50.320 Get it. 1:07:50.760 --> 1:07:53.240 That was stupid. You know something I've noticed about you, 1:07:53.320 --> 1:07:58.280 Mitchell Churing. Tell me, apart from the fact that you're 1:07:58.280 --> 1:08:02.200 the most irritating person ever man, true, you get away 1:08:02.240 --> 1:08:04.520 with calling people just by the first letter of their 1:08:04.560 --> 1:08:07.560 first name, Like you just called Jenna Jay. Remember that 1:08:07.600 --> 1:08:09.520 we had that Georgia Chicken? Is it just you and 1:08:09.560 --> 1:08:11.200 you called it? You're like, hey gee, And I'm like, 1:08:11.240 --> 1:08:13.000 I could never pull that on you say it was 1:08:13.080 --> 1:08:15.760 such confidence. I don't know, because I've heard you say 1:08:15.800 --> 1:08:17.439 it a few times to a few different people. It 1:08:17.439 --> 1:08:19.679 only works with letters like you couldn't say, hey, am, 1:08:19.760 --> 1:08:20.759 that's that sounds ship? 1:08:21.080 --> 1:08:21.280 Yeah? 1:08:21.320 --> 1:08:25.160 True? You called You used to call Talsia t when 1:08:25.200 --> 1:08:26.080 she worked in our office. 1:08:26.160 --> 1:08:28.160 I did. Then the earthquake and she had to leave, 1:08:28.320 --> 1:08:28.840 poor thing. 1:08:31.520 --> 1:08:33.080 This is why I don't like this section of the show. 1:08:33.160 --> 1:08:36.000 I can't have a conversation either a sound effect or 1:08:36.000 --> 1:08:39.200 some dumb okay, it's not like this. During the show 1:08:39.240 --> 1:08:39.479 with it. 1:08:41.520 --> 1:08:44.160 Bits are done, the bits are over. Do you know 1:08:44.160 --> 1:08:45.320 we haven't done a while and I want to do 1:08:45.400 --> 1:08:47.400 next week Coughing Fit Chicken. Yeah. 1:08:47.400 --> 1:08:48.360 True, we haven't known anyone. 1:08:48.360 --> 1:08:49.679 I'd like to do a Coughing Fit Chicken. 1:08:50.080 --> 1:08:53.439 Last time we rated your celeb black book, Yeah, we 1:08:53.439 --> 1:08:55.880 should do yours. Do I even have any celebs in here? 1:08:56.040 --> 1:08:58.320 I actually have had made a couple of additions to 1:08:58.360 --> 1:08:59.439 my solib bike book. 1:09:01.280 --> 1:09:03.519 Did you just want to bring that up? Let me 1:09:03.560 --> 1:09:07.000 see who's the most famous. You know, I've got bo 1:09:07.160 --> 1:09:09.880 Ryan's number. We could Coughing Fit Chick and him. The 1:09:09.920 --> 1:09:13.080 irony being that he sold that segment for Carl and Jackie. Oh, 1:09:13.400 --> 1:09:15.280 They're like I heard it one day. It was like 1:09:15.520 --> 1:09:19.120 both coffin calls. I was like, what the fuck's and 1:09:19.160 --> 1:09:20.440 he does the exact. 1:09:20.080 --> 1:09:22.920 Same thing, and it's part of a show that stole 1:09:22.960 --> 1:09:23.439 our song. 1:09:23.920 --> 1:09:28.200 What yeah, get off Ryan, Ryan. 1:09:29.600 --> 1:09:32.880 I will hand it to them. It's a fucking brilliant idea. 1:09:33.200 --> 1:09:35.040 I'd steal it too if I hadn't come up with 1:09:35.040 --> 1:09:35.840 it as well. 1:09:35.880 --> 1:09:37.680 It's true, I mean, no one else. I think I'm 1:09:37.680 --> 1:09:39.400 the only one that could do a good coughing FITCHI 1:09:39.800 --> 1:09:42.400 commit to the role, and I have smokers calf and 1:09:42.439 --> 1:09:43.320 I thought smart. 1:09:43.560 --> 1:09:48.040 So far we've called ben Fordham some Bushleton Live. 1:09:49.160 --> 1:09:51.360 She shared it on her Facebook only the last week. 1:09:51.439 --> 1:09:53.960 She goes, I only just found this. These two boys 1:09:54.280 --> 1:09:56.960 or maybe one's a girl, I'm not sure called I 1:09:57.000 --> 1:09:58.519 only just found the video. Here it is. 1:09:58.720 --> 1:10:01.000 And then the other one we did with Bunnings when 1:10:01.000 --> 1:10:03.000 you were Santa. So you know what, I think we 1:10:03.040 --> 1:10:04.479 are due for another copping fit Chicken. 1:10:04.560 --> 1:10:05.880 We'll do that in the next couple weeks, if not 1:10:05.920 --> 1:10:07.360 next week. Also, I want to do a Witch Mitch, 1:10:07.360 --> 1:10:09.400 another Witch Mitch because the people know who we are. 1:10:09.439 --> 1:10:12.599 Do you remember that segment? Yeah, so read you your memory. 1:10:12.600 --> 1:10:13.760 I'm pretty sure it's still here. 1:10:13.800 --> 1:10:16.280 Well, Jenna has to do that, and she's resigned as 1:10:16.280 --> 1:10:19.320 a producer. She goes around the office and she gets 1:10:19.360 --> 1:10:22.760 people to compliments. They say, Mitch is really smart, Mitch 1:10:22.840 --> 1:10:24.360 is really funny, and we have to guess which one 1:10:24.360 --> 1:10:26.240 they were talking about, and only she knows because she 1:10:26.320 --> 1:10:28.840 was there. So, yes, we don't have a producer to 1:10:28.880 --> 1:10:29.040 do that. 1:10:29.240 --> 1:10:29.639 A good point. 1:10:29.720 --> 1:10:30.680 No, I don't want to do that. 1:10:30.840 --> 1:10:31.280 I can do it. 1:10:31.360 --> 1:10:34.280 I'll do something now, But then you'll know you have 1:10:34.360 --> 1:10:36.920 to guess who which Mitch was, And if you're there 1:10:36.920 --> 1:10:38.839 getting the compliment, you'll know true. 1:10:39.680 --> 1:10:42.639 No, and they'll be like, oh I have to say Cherry. 1:10:42.840 --> 1:10:45.000 I could get them to say it. I'll say, hey, 1:10:45.360 --> 1:10:46.760 say a compliment for one of us, then write it 1:10:46.840 --> 1:10:48.559 on this piece of paper and I'll never look. 1:10:50.800 --> 1:10:52.519 All right, you go, fron, I'm not going to stop you. 1:10:52.520 --> 1:10:54.240 If I don't want to do it over and I'm tired, 1:10:55.040 --> 1:10:56.479 we should go. To be honest, I've got to do 1:10:56.479 --> 1:10:58.800 my radio show. We always record over time, you know, 1:10:58.840 --> 1:11:01.800 it always gets into my night's time slot. 1:11:01.960 --> 1:11:03.639 If you're part of if you were part of our 1:11:03.800 --> 1:11:07.200 Facebook group for add brief is only the only listeners 1:11:07.240 --> 1:11:10.280 of the secret segment. The entry question is what's the 1:11:10.360 --> 1:11:12.519 name of the secret segment? The answer is ad debrief. 1:11:12.560 --> 1:11:14.840 It's a pun about having eighty d's and you can't 1:11:14.880 --> 1:11:18.120 focus and having a debrief. So if you join the group, 1:11:18.280 --> 1:11:19.880 let us know who you think we should coughing Fitch 1:11:19.960 --> 1:11:24.240 Chicken next week. Yeah, we could do Kyle like do 1:11:24.360 --> 1:11:28.519 what No, he's already had. Okay, now we're stealing their ideas. 1:11:28.600 --> 1:11:32.760 Nat Nat True the tail won't wag the dogs. Kyle 1:11:32.760 --> 1:11:35.479 and Jackie O steal our brilliant ideas. That's how it 1:11:35.520 --> 1:11:36.120 works aroundy. 1:11:36.200 --> 1:11:38.400 When you get back to your job role, I don't know, 1:11:40.000 --> 1:11:42.080 you come work on my show, we breaths and sort 1:11:42.080 --> 1:11:47.080 of have a little hangout again, hang out together, you 1:11:47.080 --> 1:11:49.360 know what I was thinking. We haven't hung out you 1:11:49.439 --> 1:11:51.839 and I in months years. 1:11:52.600 --> 1:11:55.360 No, the last time we hung out was when we 1:11:55.439 --> 1:11:58.040 went to where would you go? 1:11:58.120 --> 1:12:00.559 And what was it called? We were at your house vision. 1:12:01.240 --> 1:12:03.880 Don't get me started on that. I don't think I've 1:12:03.880 --> 1:12:05.080 ever spoken about that on here. 1:12:06.640 --> 1:12:08.559 It was the death of your husband. No, I've never 1:12:08.560 --> 1:12:09.240 spoken about that. 1:12:09.320 --> 1:12:12.200 No, No, what happened was we thought it would be 1:12:12.320 --> 1:12:15.240 nice the night that we released the first three episodes 1:12:15.280 --> 1:12:19.439 of this show. Yes to actually your idea. He said, 1:12:19.560 --> 1:12:22.160 maybe we should like have some friends around, have a 1:12:22.160 --> 1:12:25.639 few drinks, have like a little celebration. And I was like, no, 1:12:25.720 --> 1:12:27.320 I don't want to. I'm gonna be so stressed from 1:12:27.320 --> 1:12:28.960 trying to produce it all day. I'm gonna be tired. 1:12:28.960 --> 1:12:30.400 I'm just gonna want to relax. You're like, no, no, no, 1:12:30.439 --> 1:12:32.280 we should, we should we should have friends around. And 1:12:32.320 --> 1:12:35.760 I was like, fine, So I invited friends around to 1:12:35.800 --> 1:12:40.280 my place. You showed up, popped a champagne pottle and 1:12:40.320 --> 1:12:43.479 then said, so I forgot that it's Hayden's mum's birthday 1:12:43.479 --> 1:12:45.240 and I've agreed to go to that, and you left 1:12:45.280 --> 1:12:49.200 before the guests are right, someone showed up for with 1:12:49.240 --> 1:12:51.240 a bottle of wine for you as a congratulations, and 1:12:51.280 --> 1:12:54.080 I got that wine. I very embarrassingly had to say 1:12:54.280 --> 1:12:57.120 he's abandoned his own launch party because of his inability 1:12:57.160 --> 1:12:57.639 to plan. 1:12:57.880 --> 1:13:00.519 No. I knew it was a birthday, but I didn't realize. 1:13:00.520 --> 1:13:02.519 I thought her birthday was on the Friday, not the Saturday. 1:13:02.720 --> 1:13:07.639 I just it was a Sunday Iday. Got confused, JN. 1:13:08.520 --> 1:13:11.040 And I just said to you. I was like, I 1:13:11.040 --> 1:13:12.880 didn't even want to do this. I'm not pissed off 1:13:12.960 --> 1:13:15.200 because you didn't come. I'm pissed off because I had to. 1:13:15.120 --> 1:13:18.040 Do it without you. Was your idea? I know, I 1:13:18.080 --> 1:13:22.520 mean nothing but wellness, you know firsty. 1:13:21.920 --> 1:13:24.080 But yeah that I don't think that even counts as 1:13:24.160 --> 1:13:24.720 us hanging out. 1:13:25.479 --> 1:13:27.479 True? Why don't we hang out? You want to just chill? 1:13:27.640 --> 1:13:27.680 No? 1:13:27.920 --> 1:13:31.280 Do little bullies hang them out? We can hang Jenna 1:13:31.320 --> 1:13:32.400 and I have hung The last. 1:13:32.240 --> 1:13:33.920 Time I hung with you was seriously when we went 1:13:33.960 --> 1:13:34.840 to Berry that time. 1:13:35.120 --> 1:13:38.439 That was so random. Our friendship had just begun and you. 1:13:38.479 --> 1:13:41.120 Weren't even I don't think you were even dating Haten properly. 1:13:41.600 --> 1:13:43.439 No, he wasn't even on the scene at that point. 1:13:43.880 --> 1:13:45.519 Yeah, fuck and even him for over a year. It's 1:13:45.560 --> 1:13:46.200 been over, Ethans. 1:13:46.200 --> 1:13:48.200 We hung out, we went to Burry, I drove, we 1:13:48.280 --> 1:13:51.080 got Bury Donut vans. We didn't buy the vans. We 1:13:51.240 --> 1:13:53.960 got donuts, and we had so much fun. I was like, oh, 1:13:54.040 --> 1:13:54.559 like a date. 1:13:55.240 --> 1:13:59.320 It wasn't. Sorry, No, it wasn't very dateline wasn't here. 1:13:59.360 --> 1:14:01.760 We drove to b it was. I didn't think it was. 1:14:03.320 --> 1:14:03.519 It was. 1:14:03.560 --> 1:14:04.960 I didn't think it was a date. I'm saying it 1:14:05.000 --> 1:14:05.720 was very date light. 1:14:05.840 --> 1:14:07.800 That's my bloody asked be playing up again. I didn't 1:14:07.800 --> 1:14:09.120 realize it wasn't a date. 1:14:10.120 --> 1:14:10.960 Stup my little as. 1:14:11.439 --> 1:14:14.920 I sometimes worry that people with that. I'm very careful 1:14:14.920 --> 1:14:17.680 about the language we use around this co host relationship. 1:14:17.880 --> 1:14:21.240 I'm paranoid that people are going to think couple of 1:14:21.240 --> 1:14:22.360 mitches means we're a couple. 1:14:22.800 --> 1:14:24.040 No one has ever thought that. 1:14:24.760 --> 1:14:26.800 I just I'm so worried. 1:14:26.880 --> 1:14:29.559 Now because a couple of mitches, actually, a couple is 1:14:29.680 --> 1:14:33.759 more than it really should be. A duo of mitches, 1:14:34.000 --> 1:14:37.800 A couple of mitches insinuates more than two. A couple 1:14:37.800 --> 1:14:39.400 of means too. Sorry, I think it's time to go. 1:14:39.800 --> 1:14:44.160 Yeah, it's meant to be sorry, Like, oh you a 1:14:44.240 --> 1:14:45.040 couple of bitches? 1:14:45.160 --> 1:14:47.600 Yeah, I got it. The original of this podcast, in 1:14:47.640 --> 1:14:51.879 my mind was Mitch please, a play on bitch please. Yeah, 1:14:52.040 --> 1:14:54.960 Mitch please. But you've made the great point that it 1:14:55.120 --> 1:14:57.719 doesn't really point out to what the podcast is, doesn't explain. 1:14:57.840 --> 1:15:00.200 Yeah, and also I don't think it came up an 1:15:00.240 --> 1:15:02.040 idea for what the podcast was. You said, you just 1:15:02.080 --> 1:15:03.240 came up with the name. And then I was like, 1:15:03.240 --> 1:15:06.360 what are we doing it? You're like DNA Yet I 1:15:06.400 --> 1:15:11.400 agree with you. Anyway, we really. 1:15:11.280 --> 1:15:14.080 Should get out of here. Yeah, it's been a great show. 1:15:15.080 --> 1:15:17.280 I'm exhausted, and you know what, I can never do 1:15:17.320 --> 1:15:19.680 this show right before my own kissed show because I 1:15:19.760 --> 1:15:20.640 get so exhausted. 1:15:23.360 --> 1:15:25.800 Would it be easier if, because you know how, in 1:15:25.880 --> 1:15:28.120 order to record, I have to stay back late after work. 1:15:28.800 --> 1:15:30.920 Maybe if you stay back late after work, I come 1:15:30.960 --> 1:15:33.000 in early. We record at three am, meet in the 1:15:33.040 --> 1:15:35.360 middle that's a good idea. 1:15:35.080 --> 1:15:36.519 But Jenna wouldn't be She's got to pick up. 1:15:36.520 --> 1:15:36.600 Man. 1:15:36.680 --> 1:15:38.519 Imagine how different this podcast would be if we were 1:15:38.560 --> 1:15:39.040 up at three am. 1:15:39.080 --> 1:15:41.920 We'd be like, fucking I couldn't do it. I couldn't function. 1:15:42.040 --> 1:15:43.320 You know the other night I fell asleep at three. 1:15:43.360 --> 1:15:45.400 This is getting very boring. It's been a great week. 1:15:45.479 --> 1:15:48.080 We will see you next week. Maybe the coughing fit Chicken. 1:15:48.080 --> 1:15:49.639 I think we should have another, guess. I really liked 1:15:49.640 --> 1:15:50.240 having Ruby on. 1:15:50.360 --> 1:15:52.240 You know, it's funny we were we were planning to 1:15:52.280 --> 1:15:55.880 get the guys that do the podcast, oh dear on 1:15:55.920 --> 1:15:58.080 the show. Still planning to get them, Morgan and Mary, 1:15:58.800 --> 1:16:03.320 and they are so fucking lovey dovey all over Instagram 1:16:03.360 --> 1:16:06.320 about how good friends they are. Ruby and Jack also 1:16:06.479 --> 1:16:08.800 very good friends. And then we've just talked about the 1:16:08.800 --> 1:16:10.559 fact that we haven't hung out for over a year. 1:16:10.680 --> 1:16:13.080 We're friends, and we are friends. We're the type of 1:16:13.120 --> 1:16:15.080 friends they don't need to fucking flaunt it. We actually 1:16:15.080 --> 1:16:15.880 are very close. 1:16:15.920 --> 1:16:17.240 You know what, do you know what the truth of 1:16:17.280 --> 1:16:19.679 the matter is. It's just that you're You've got different 1:16:19.680 --> 1:16:22.479 priorities to me. You've got family in Sydney and you're 1:16:22.479 --> 1:16:25.080 in a relationship, those two things come first. All I've 1:16:25.080 --> 1:16:27.320 got is my friends, so I'd spend time with them 1:16:27.360 --> 1:16:29.519 all the time. But you're with your family and your boyfriend. 1:16:29.640 --> 1:16:30.000 Very true. 1:16:30.000 --> 1:16:30.719 So I never see. 1:16:31.280 --> 1:16:34.840 Between having a very close family, a loving relationship with 1:16:34.880 --> 1:16:37.599 your partner, and a fucking national radio show. 1:16:37.520 --> 1:16:39.479 And a tendency to nap all day. 1:16:39.680 --> 1:16:41.360 Yeah, and I love food. I've got to have my 1:16:41.400 --> 1:16:44.680 six meals at day and this podcast. I have no 1:16:44.800 --> 1:16:46.920 time to do anything. I really don't. And I've just 1:16:46.960 --> 1:16:50.519 joined TikTok I hat fifty thousand views. I know for 1:16:50.560 --> 1:16:52.200 you that's nothing, that's a drop in the water. 1:16:52.400 --> 1:16:54.200 Three point three million, but whatevery. 1:16:54.240 --> 1:16:57.559 But Jenna doing her buddy still videos. 1:16:57.920 --> 1:17:00.559 Yeah, so still waiting for you to follow me back. 1:17:00.680 --> 1:17:02.360 I follow you. I sent you a gift last night. 1:17:02.439 --> 1:17:05.120 No you did not, No, you did not. 1:17:05.320 --> 1:17:08.800 Chatted out TikTok go thirty six point one thousand, the 1:17:08.840 --> 1:17:10.320 one that you me and Ruby made last year. 1:17:10.320 --> 1:17:12.639 Is that okay considering your ratio? Or is that low? 1:17:12.840 --> 1:17:16.040 It's one of my low performers, that's right, I'm not really. 1:17:16.200 --> 1:17:18.559 I actually put up the original video every time. 1:17:18.439 --> 1:17:22.400 I go on here, I put that up Oh, that's weird. 1:17:22.439 --> 1:17:23.400 That's not tiktoki. 1:17:24.960 --> 1:17:26.240 How many views for. 1:17:26.240 --> 1:17:27.240 Two eighty sis? 1:17:28.400 --> 1:17:31.800 See? This is this is why TikTok's weird. We should go, 1:17:31.840 --> 1:17:35.679 but I'm just going to keep talking. My lowest viewed 1:17:35.800 --> 1:17:40.000 video on TikTok is sixteen point three thousand views. If 1:17:40.040 --> 1:17:42.559 I got sixteen point three thousand on my Facebook page, 1:17:42.600 --> 1:17:45.760 I'd be like, I'm happy with that. It's really weird 1:17:45.800 --> 1:17:47.280 how TikTok works. 1:17:47.479 --> 1:17:50.200 Yeah, the TikTok algorithm is odd. I was talking. I 1:17:50.240 --> 1:17:51.400 don't know who I was talking to about it, but 1:17:51.479 --> 1:17:53.640 I'm like, how does a good video do well? Is 1:17:53.640 --> 1:17:55.400 it because the content's good? Is that how it works? 1:17:55.840 --> 1:17:57.040 Or is it the hashtags? You use? 1:17:58.680 --> 1:17:59.120 Both? 1:17:59.280 --> 1:18:00.000 It's odd, isn't it? 1:18:00.640 --> 1:18:01.840 Yeah? Bit of both. 1:18:03.120 --> 1:18:04.600 We've been to TikTok headquarters. 1:18:04.720 --> 1:18:05.040 Have you? 1:18:05.120 --> 1:18:06.360 Have you been to Facebook headquarters? 1:18:06.320 --> 1:18:06.479 Now? 1:18:06.520 --> 1:18:09.120 I had a meeting with their two reps though, do 1:18:09.200 --> 1:18:11.200 you win a couple of months ago? 1:18:11.200 --> 1:18:12.519 Can I come? Oh you've had sorry? 1:18:12.520 --> 1:18:16.479 I had, Yeah, I already had it. We go way back, 1:18:17.080 --> 1:18:18.439 Lindley and Chow something. I don't know. 1:18:20.920 --> 1:18:22.559 You know, there's this guy who works in this building 1:18:22.840 --> 1:18:25.439 and someone said, this is chaplain When I first met him. 1:18:26.160 --> 1:18:28.120 He's lovely, but I thought he was the work chaplain. 1:18:28.880 --> 1:18:32.040 What's the chaplain priest or? 1:18:32.160 --> 1:18:33.599 I thought it was someone for therapists, and. 1:18:33.520 --> 1:18:34.599 He does wear a collar shirt. 1:18:34.640 --> 1:18:37.120 He was here, looks like a priest. So I remember 1:18:37.120 --> 1:18:38.879 someone being like, who is that. I'm like, that's our chaplain. 1:18:39.439 --> 1:18:41.559 And they used to be like, oh okay, But I 1:18:41.680 --> 1:18:43.960 have told a dozen people that he's the work chaplain. 1:18:44.040 --> 1:18:47.719 But no, his name is chaplain, someone's name being doctor, 1:18:48.200 --> 1:18:52.720 that's the doctor. My name is doctor. Anyway, we need 1:18:52.720 --> 1:18:55.400 to go. We'll be back next week. Major episode. Follow 1:18:55.479 --> 1:18:57.800 us on Instagram at Mitch Jury, at Mitchell Coombs, at 1:18:57.800 --> 1:19:01.719 fish Girl They're all our official and and at Underscore 1:19:01.760 --> 1:19:04.200 Mcloud's Underscore, Daughter's Underscore Fan Underscore. 1:19:04.200 --> 1:19:06.280 I'll see you this time next week, Mitchell and at 1:19:06.479 --> 1:19:07.040 no other time. 1:19:07.160 --> 1:19:12.320 Sounds like that Carl Stefanovic film that got absolutely asked film, 1:19:12.360 --> 1:19:13.280 that TV. 1:19:13.120 --> 1:19:16.080 Show where he is so shitty that I can't edit 1:19:16.120 --> 1:19:18.040 this nonsense. This is going to be the longest episode. 1:19:18.160 --> 1:19:19.599 Do you remember he used to do that show and 1:19:19.640 --> 1:19:21.160 it was this time next year. He talked to me, 1:19:21.920 --> 1:19:24.439 he talked to someone and then they'd cut the interview. 1:19:24.479 --> 1:19:25.720 Right at the end, and then they'd come back a 1:19:25.800 --> 1:19:28.439 year later and have them back, and it was always like, Hi, 1:19:28.600 --> 1:19:31.200 my name's Belle. I have stage four cancer. The doctor 1:19:31.200 --> 1:19:32.840 doesn't think I'm going to make it, and they'd make 1:19:32.880 --> 1:19:34.800 it very dramatic, and then she'd come back to you later, 1:19:34.800 --> 1:19:35.840 and then she comes back and goes. 1:19:35.760 --> 1:19:38.479 I was lying, but I've sold the old cookbook. I 1:19:38.520 --> 1:19:40.120 love how you said, Belle and stage. 1:19:41.439 --> 1:19:43.240 Bell Gibson, Of course I do. Yeah, that's what that's 1:19:43.280 --> 1:19:44.480 the reference. I was making. 1:19:45.920 --> 1:19:47.360 Your face that was an accident. 1:19:47.400 --> 1:19:48.920 Wouldn't be funny if he had his wife on to 1:19:48.960 --> 1:19:51.679 have a loving interview. And the year laters like, she's 1:19:51.720 --> 1:19:55.759 left me, so the show's over because they got divorced, 1:19:55.840 --> 1:19:57.240 or he's like, we're talking to the ratings of the 1:19:57.240 --> 1:19:59.920 Today Show. It's going really well. Year later, we've been canceled. 1:20:00.240 --> 1:20:04.320 Sylvia Jeffreys networks at a local autie packing bags. God, 1:20:04.400 --> 1:20:10.120 she's quick, Ali bags. Why do you have to pack 1:20:10.160 --> 1:20:10.439 your own? 1:20:10.439 --> 1:20:12.360 But I talked about this on the show, have. 1:20:12.400 --> 1:20:13.919 We Yeah, it's so goddamn. 1:20:14.080 --> 1:20:16.240 I love that we've hit that point that we've forgotten 1:20:16.240 --> 1:20:18.160 what we've already talked about. But we haven't that means 1:20:18.160 --> 1:20:21.519 we've been going on since we have three famous What 1:20:21.600 --> 1:20:30.000 happened on episode thirteen, Lizzo, No, it was our Christmas 1:20:30.000 --> 1:20:31.360 to show the last of you. Not my cup of 1:20:31.360 --> 1:20:32.240 tea came in? 1:20:32.479 --> 1:20:32.559 Ye? 1:20:32.920 --> 1:20:37.040 What happened in episode Oh? 1:20:37.280 --> 1:20:39.040 God, just give us a number. 1:20:39.600 --> 1:20:42.360 What happened in episode eleven? 1:20:44.400 --> 1:20:45.599 Oh, the red Rooster rolls? 1:20:46.040 --> 1:20:47.400 I think that was ten? 1:20:48.240 --> 1:20:48.960 I have no idea. 1:20:49.160 --> 1:20:52.920 Eleven was the Katy Perry Apple Fider Vinigo channel. 1:20:52.920 --> 1:20:53.880 Oh, that was a fun episode. 1:20:53.920 --> 1:20:55.040 We talked about trees. 1:20:55.760 --> 1:20:58.360 Oh, yeah, we bring that back. Those ads. I saw 1:20:58.400 --> 1:21:00.320 another aid and that was I'll find it right, I'll 1:21:00.320 --> 1:21:02.639 bring it back. What was our best episode? Do you think? 1:21:03.280 --> 1:21:05.400 Not this one? God? 1:21:05.479 --> 1:21:08.639 No, don't make me laugh anyway. 1:21:09.000 --> 1:21:10.679 You know, how can people get in contact with the shows? 1:21:10.800 --> 1:21:12.200 Hit us up on our Facebook? 1:21:16.960 --> 1:21:17.880 What were we saying before that? 1:21:18.840 --> 1:21:24.479 Aldi? Chocolate? Oh the milker so good? 1:21:24.640 --> 1:21:24.840 Oh? 1:21:25.040 --> 1:21:28.640 Fuck I what's that? What do I get from Knoppers? 1:21:29.280 --> 1:21:31.559 You know, the Knoppers from the Bosoms? 1:21:31.600 --> 1:21:32.479 As you said that, I can. 1:21:33.200 --> 1:21:33.719 Over that giant. 1:21:35.080 --> 1:21:37.680 I'm a bacup. I haven't had I haven't had Knoppers now? 1:21:38.080 --> 1:21:40.120 Oh? What they're like? That wayfer thing. 1:21:41.880 --> 1:21:46.599 And the packaging my grandmother. I'm Dutch. So my grandmother 1:21:46.720 --> 1:21:48.840 is born in Holland and she was Missholland right she was. 1:21:49.000 --> 1:21:51.599 She's a supermodel. She was the face of berry juice 1:21:51.800 --> 1:21:52.840 and she always says that she was. 1:21:52.880 --> 1:21:54.759 My mom with bog and Gate show girl. 1:21:55.439 --> 1:21:58.400 It was the face of berry juice before it had preservatives. 1:21:58.400 --> 1:22:02.679 They've got old dyes. It was really anyway. She only 1:22:02.720 --> 1:22:05.559 shops at Audi and makes all these beautiful Dutch treats 1:22:05.920 --> 1:22:09.439 and one of them is salmon mixed with mayonnaise, mixed 1:22:09.439 --> 1:22:13.360 with tuna, mixed with just chopped up pickle and then 1:22:14.400 --> 1:22:16.680 like a crackover. And I took hate them there for 1:22:16.680 --> 1:22:18.200 the first time to hang out with her, and I 1:22:18.240 --> 1:22:21.240 made him eat. It was so funny, terrible story. We 1:22:21.280 --> 1:22:22.880 need to go, oh yawning. We'll be back next week 1:22:22.960 --> 1:22:23.719 episode nineteen. 1:22:23.840 --> 1:22:25.479 You know what could be a fun game I just 1:22:25.520 --> 1:22:27.560 thought of. Now it's my fault, the wad dragging on. 1:22:28.439 --> 1:22:33.640 Going to Audi. I pick out their ripoff products. I 1:22:33.720 --> 1:22:35.000 tell you the name. You have to figure out what 1:22:35.040 --> 1:22:39.040 they're ripping off. Oh that's blood cocoa balls. Yeah, I 1:22:39.120 --> 1:22:43.320 like that. Okay, some of them are really easy, like 1:22:43.360 --> 1:22:44.160 wheat biscuits. 1:22:44.280 --> 1:22:47.840 What about preschool shock, get a surprise. 1:22:51.920 --> 1:22:53.479 Prep startle. 1:22:56.160 --> 1:22:56.880 Baby boo. 1:22:59.520 --> 1:23:03.479 Okay, this is an even funner game. We come up 1:23:03.479 --> 1:23:05.760 with the real product, and we give all these suggestions 1:23:05.760 --> 1:23:07.360 on what they could call it instead so that they 1:23:07.360 --> 1:23:08.040 don't get suits. 1:23:08.040 --> 1:23:16.280 Okay, So like milo could be my flavored dirt, sweet coffee, grounds. 1:23:17.479 --> 1:23:18.360 Brown sugar. 1:23:18.920 --> 1:23:19.639 That's a big. 1:23:21.560 --> 1:23:22.320 Sorry. 1:23:22.360 --> 1:23:27.639 What about sweet soil? What about? What about mini wheats, 1:23:27.720 --> 1:23:35.080 the cereal tiny harvest wheat pillars? 1:23:36.320 --> 1:23:42.160 What about okay, dunklees, kangaroo divers. 1:23:43.120 --> 1:23:53.600 Trowning dog roll ups, Oh, sticky blinds, don't stop me? 1:23:54.720 --> 1:23:58.680 Okay? What about? Oh, now I'm on a whole other 1:23:58.760 --> 1:24:01.200 tande don't even care if I can't add it. This 1:24:01.240 --> 1:24:02.479 is this choke. You go for seven ounces? 1:24:03.600 --> 1:24:07.160 Mom's dad, Toby, Yeah, I got it. 1:24:07.560 --> 1:24:09.040 Your mother's brother, Toby. 1:24:08.880 --> 1:24:11.920 Mother's mother's brother, Toby. 1:24:12.880 --> 1:24:19.439 What about? What about what's the product laurel? Nah, you've 1:24:19.439 --> 1:24:26.200 gotta go like you've gotta go specific. Oh, Roberts Hives 1:24:27.040 --> 1:24:29.400 lubricant for your mouth. 1:24:30.360 --> 1:24:33.360 Mouthhole lubricant. What about the. 1:24:36.400 --> 1:24:48.120 Rice bubbles? Oh, Chinese puffs, ribbles. 1:24:49.760 --> 1:24:58.360 Bess marniballs. What about what about an espresso pods? Oh, 1:24:58.560 --> 1:25:03.640 that's hard George One's favorite containers. Containers. 1:25:05.800 --> 1:25:07.880 Okay, what about we need to do this next week? 1:25:07.920 --> 1:25:09.320 Why don't we always come up with well, you know, 1:25:09.400 --> 1:25:11.840 we always do. It's almost like on death I've made 1:25:11.880 --> 1:25:14.479 this reference before on Death Row, when they all the 1:25:14.560 --> 1:25:16.760 murderers admit to their crimes. They do it right before 1:25:16.800 --> 1:25:19.400 they die. Well, all our good ideas, well, good ideas 1:25:19.439 --> 1:25:20.800 come out before we know we have to go. I 1:25:20.800 --> 1:25:22.400 try to squeeze it out like an orange. 1:25:22.439 --> 1:25:23.320 What about cling wrap? 1:25:24.040 --> 1:25:30.760 Oh, that'd be uh condo. 1:25:30.880 --> 1:25:33.240 I'm gonna say plastic clutch. 1:25:34.760 --> 1:25:38.320 Grip of death. We need to go. I was played 1:25:38.320 --> 1:25:39.439 this game next week? That's fine. 1:25:39.600 --> 1:25:46.120 What about aeroplane jelly oh, Bowing, triple seven, the latinous 1:25:46.920 --> 1:25:56.280 A three eighty squish. 1:25:48.640 --> 1:25:53.800 And funny one more? Jennay, give us a product? Why 1:25:53.840 --> 1:25:54.920 doesn't Jenny give us the product? 1:25:54.920 --> 1:25:57.720 Because you give us the bar the product, and we'll 1:25:57.760 --> 1:26:04.920 come up with the ripoff name. Okay, coldcate, Oh yeah, 1:26:05.920 --> 1:26:06.880 iron ore fence? 1:26:10.640 --> 1:26:13.080 What about fossil fuel fence? 1:26:14.439 --> 1:26:15.200 Give us another one? 1:26:15.240 --> 1:26:21.320 Sorry, let me think Billabong ice cream. 1:26:21.320 --> 1:26:31.720 Fuck Jolly's, Wagman's camp site, Brosen popsicles. Why do we 1:26:31.760 --> 1:26:32.680 shout I. 1:26:35.640 --> 1:26:39.200 Don't know why we could dairy farmer's milk. 1:26:39.840 --> 1:26:42.439 Oh cow out a squeeze of milk. 1:26:44.160 --> 1:26:49.719 Yeah, cow we Cowie Regional edition. 1:26:52.920 --> 1:26:53.759 NERF guns. 1:26:54.600 --> 1:26:55.160 That's hard. 1:26:58.520 --> 1:27:00.519 No need to duck, it's it's fine. 1:27:02.640 --> 1:27:04.880 Maagine that on a box of a gun. No need 1:27:04.920 --> 1:27:07.280 to duck, it's just fine, Mommy, I want the No 1:27:07.360 --> 1:27:11.040 need to duck, it's just fine. No, what about what about? 1:27:11.080 --> 1:27:13.080 Okay, let's go toys. What would you call a rip 1:27:13.080 --> 1:27:15.840 off buzz light? 1:27:15.920 --> 1:27:19.839 You a rip off buzz light? You would be. 1:27:21.360 --> 1:27:32.479 Winged spacemen, humming dark months. 1:27:30.720 --> 1:27:31.559 Light your dark man. 1:27:32.560 --> 1:27:34.400 You know what we used to do back on don't 1:27:34.479 --> 1:27:37.840 vomit not my cup of tea. We used to do 1:27:39.200 --> 1:27:42.559 action would bring us the Halloween costume name, and we'd 1:27:42.600 --> 1:27:44.519 have to come up with what it was actually ripping off. 1:27:44.520 --> 1:27:46.960 So like small Wizard Boy, if you brought that costume, 1:27:47.400 --> 1:27:49.439 be Harry Potter. Yeah, so it's kind of like that. Really, 1:27:49.439 --> 1:27:56.559 I'm just sting already. What about Kleenex tissues? Come racks, cheery, 1:27:57.120 --> 1:28:00.599 that was too, don't rab it in. I've got a story. 1:28:02.040 --> 1:28:05.479 We should go. It's been a pleasure, a really great show. 1:28:05.800 --> 1:28:07.960 We will see you next week for Yeah, we should 1:28:07.960 --> 1:28:09.360 actually go. We should go. I've got to do my 1:28:09.439 --> 1:28:11.840 night show. Well, a lovely great show. We'll see you 1:28:11.880 --> 1:28:12.320 see you then. 1:28:12.560 --> 1:28:15.240 All right, thanks guys, we'll catch you saying bye bye bye. 1:28:15.479 --> 1:28:18.720 I'm new recording, so just go like bye bye, all right, 1:28:18.760 --> 1:28:22.479 bye see you. I'm not editing in the music. You 1:28:22.520 --> 1:28:25.320 have to play the music, no, because we. 1:28:25.400 --> 1:28:27.040 Kind of end. Do you play music at the end. 1:28:27.479 --> 1:28:28.800 I don't even think I've ever gotten this far of 1:28:28.840 --> 1:28:30.080 our own show, to be honest. 1:28:31.600 --> 1:28:40.040 Alright, bye bye, guys, stayed it up, good boy,