Speaker 1: People do some weird ship it should in young people
Speaker 1: inhaling the gas from cooking canisters known as mainz to
Speaker 1: get high.
Speaker 2: Some feelings more sinse than others.
Speaker 1: I've done everything for you, but my career on hold,
Speaker 1: I couldn't been anything if I'd had the talent.
Speaker 2: Blessed yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 3: This is leadership.
Speaker 2: I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had.
Speaker 4: Well, just still the black couple of Mitches.
Speaker 2: Would one of us be Mitch and the other be Mitchell?
Speaker 2: Just to make things easier?
Speaker 4: Your Mitch, I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying.
Speaker 2: You always call me Mitchell. Oh No, he is Mitchulli
Speaker 2: and Mitchell kou. Jesus Christ, we're back again.
Speaker 4: Don't you knew the lord's name in Vain right off
Speaker 4: the bat?
Speaker 2: Jesus H.
Speaker 3: Christ.
Speaker 2: What was his meddle name was? Why? No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: He just made that up, didn't we Bethlehem probably was
Speaker 2: something like that.
Speaker 4: Who knows that was really Jenny? Would you google that?
Speaker 4: Could you put on your producer boots and google what
Speaker 4: Jesus's middle name was?
Speaker 1: No, I don't feel like being a producer today useless.
Speaker 2: We pay you to produce. Yeah, I know, you know
Speaker 2: when I bought you a ninety dollars fish plus ten
Speaker 2: and filtration system. You can goddamn google Jesus Christ's middle name.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you get back to it's with that.
Speaker 2: Sorry to raise my ten episode number seventeen. Probably are
Speaker 2: you a shocked to be made it this far. Let's
Speaker 2: be real, knowing my track record with pulling out into things.
Speaker 4: Well, when you think about it, you do three hours
Speaker 4: of live radio per day. Yes, we only do a
Speaker 4: one hour show approximately, so we've done seventeen hours. If
Speaker 4: you do Jenna do the maths. That's only that's like,
Speaker 4: it's not even like that's like a week or so.
Speaker 4: It's work for you. It's nothing really when you think
Speaker 4: about it, actually you've got like a lot more.
Speaker 2: I am a broadcaster. Hey.
Speaker 4: Fun fact, by the time this episode is released, the
Speaker 4: Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras will have been.
Speaker 2: It will have been and gone.
Speaker 4: My prediction is that you will go home by ten pm.
Speaker 4: You won't bother going out and enjoying it. There we go.
Speaker 2: I'm watching Parasite that night. I've got tickets at the Dandy.
Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: I hate parties.
Speaker 4: Do you really think you're going to get to the
Speaker 4: Dandy on time from Oxford Street? It's super super busy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're not good. I just don't think you're going to
Speaker 4: make it. You're not You're not great at time estimation. No.
Speaker 2: Also, I'm wearrying. I'm wearing the giant chicken suit, the
Speaker 2: cash Cock, which is the mascot of the radio station
Speaker 2: we worked. Oh really, and yeah, well they I did
Speaker 2: it last year and they sequenced the Cashcock suit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they were like sequins of the size of
Speaker 4: c D.
Speaker 2: Didn't tell me that there were CD's the size of
Speaker 2: a vintage LP.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then they were so heavy.
Speaker 4: The suit weighed eighteen kilos and you weigh well.
Speaker 2: Substantially more excess baggage plus year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 2: Bad Let's wear the same suit in twenty twenty. Same
Speaker 2: suit doesn't fit. Oh, it doesn't even come close. It
Speaker 2: doesn't even fit in the thighs.
Speaker 4: Well, blessing in disguise. You don't have to wear that anymore.
Speaker 2: Now I do their spray painting. The other one spray paint.
Speaker 4: Are you on the float this year? You were last year?
Speaker 2: I was, yet, Yeah, I am this year I buddy, Hope,
Speaker 2: I am. I'm not walking.
Speaker 4: I think he might be.
Speaker 2: How would you know? I actually I don't know.
Speaker 4: I have a feeling you're not on there No, but
Speaker 4: I'm not on there. Are this. You'll be able to
Speaker 4: wander and dance with me if you learned the curry.
Speaker 2: Don't talent, don't learn learn corry.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I don't have to dance.
Speaker 4: I may not be talent, but I have talent. You
Speaker 4: should see me dance.
Speaker 2: I'm coming off as very obnoxious this episode. I don't
Speaker 2: look at Jenna. Did you get those facts? Yes?
Speaker 4: What'll we after again?
Speaker 1: I've got genis is? Oh okay. The H in Jesus
Speaker 1: h Christ comes from a monogram made of the first
Speaker 1: three letters of the Greek name for Jesus.
Speaker 2: More boring than I thought.
Speaker 4: I thought, that's not I've not had the light bulb
Speaker 4: moment when I'm like, oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I was right, Yes, it's correct, Yes.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: What was what was Mitch's question?
Speaker 1: It was it was a maths question, and I ignored it.
Speaker 4: I said, we've done seventeen hours of podcast. How much
Speaker 4: equivalent in like a week. Is that radio few It
Speaker 4: doesn't matter, doesn't do you talk for seventy seconds at
Speaker 4: a time.
Speaker 2: Also, this episode is going to be more than an
Speaker 2: hour on this track, we're going very very slowly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, can I can I tell you something? I think
Speaker 4: this episode of our podcast is going to be the
Speaker 4: first ever episode that we upload completely unedited. You know,
Speaker 4: I was bitching last week about my RSI.
Speaker 2: We're bitching all week about it. I might want to
Speaker 2: get lunches. It can't be sushi. I can't pick up
Speaker 2: the little choppyticks.
Speaker 4: Well last week I was laughing about it and mean like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: it'll go away. It's a whole thing. Now I'm seeing
Speaker 4: a physiotherapist and.
Speaker 2: I can't I edit.
Speaker 4: I know multiple, but yeah, I can't edit. So this
Speaker 4: this show is just going to have to go up
Speaker 4: completely unedited. Really, I don't do much editing to it.
Speaker 4: So just be mindful that if you say something dumb,
Speaker 4: it's going to say in that.
Speaker 2: I promise that one. And I won't bring up the
Speaker 2: time that you slept with Sam Smith that didn't happen.
Speaker 2: Can't delete it now that it's officials on the record,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: I would be happy for that to go on record
Speaker 4: if it true. But it's not.
Speaker 2: What about the time the Jena Slate with Michael Bubla.
Speaker 4: Jenna, Yeah didn't it's true.
Speaker 2: Oh none of you want to get together off the record? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Can you at least like anyway? I can't cut this out.
Speaker 4: It's rambling on way too long.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, we'll wrap it up. I've got a very
Speaker 2: special guest on this show from my show.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I actually requested this one. Conan Gray Jenny.
Speaker 2: You know him.
Speaker 4: Yes, he sings that song Maniac.
Speaker 2: This one.
Speaker 4: I've had it on repeat. Can I just tell you
Speaker 4: that I feel like he's he's really growing on me.
Speaker 4: It's becoming one of my new favorites. And you spoke
Speaker 4: to him I did your radio show, and I was like,
Speaker 4: I don't think i've heard him speak. Firstly, I haven't
Speaker 4: listened to any interview, so I really want to hear this.
Speaker 4: We'll play it out later.
Speaker 2: He's very sweet and there is a story. I always
Speaker 2: seem to have a story. Yeah, he's like twenty one,
Speaker 2: like a little kid, and there's is a story. Before
Speaker 2: I met him, I got a text that was like,
Speaker 2: you can't say this in the interview.
Speaker 4: What was it?
Speaker 2: We'll tell you later.
Speaker 4: That to that one out, Yeah, no, I won't be
Speaker 4: I'll believe in that. Also, you might have seen in
Speaker 4: the news last week. Yeah, the very iconic Australian passed away.
Speaker 4: Turns out our Jenna knew them.
Speaker 2: You're kidding.
Speaker 4: So we'll be talking a little bit more about that
Speaker 4: later on as well.
Speaker 2: Right, did you did you know Steve Irwin?
Speaker 4: I didn't have it in the news last week.
Speaker 2: I couldn't think of it as who died last week? Plus,
Speaker 2: if it's your first time listening, we start the show
Speaker 2: the same way every single week. It's the name of
Speaker 2: the show is just me. I'm here, I'm Mitch. This
Speaker 2: is Mitch over here. Each we do want to each
Speaker 2: it is it just me? It's about something and that's
Speaker 2: not you're giving me a run sheet and I was
Speaker 2: just about to say something else and it's not right.
Speaker 4: Well, I guess that's just gonna have to say it.
Speaker 2: That's because that was me. I was conscious of that. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 4: We say it. You say that every week? Do you
Speaker 4: really have to keep reading it?
Speaker 2: I don't remember it literally right now, something that we hate.
Speaker 4: No, I appreciate that I've hate.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, but look, I've got one this
Speaker 2: week that is TV related and might get you a
Speaker 2: little bit, might get things moving, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's a bit sexual.
Speaker 4: Really, mind be related to Could this be the week
Speaker 4: that we accidentally clash?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Mind? If we are the same one?
Speaker 4: You go first. Mine's about something that happened on Dancing
Speaker 4: with the Stars.
Speaker 2: Actually, oh god, I don't watch that show.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I don't think you're gonna like this.
Speaker 2: Mine's cartoon animated.
Speaker 4: Really yeah, I don't think you're gonna like it.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let's jump into mine first and then
Speaker 2: we'll do yours after. This is the first edge of
Speaker 2: the show. Is it just me? Hang on?
Speaker 4: Stop? Sorry? Sorry, this is very unprofessional of me.
Speaker 2: Was it the volume?
Speaker 4: I feel like now it's a good time to tell
Speaker 4: you that every week on this show I do have
Speaker 4: to make the smooth sound effect a louder because you
Speaker 4: play it so fucking quiet, dude, it's like a mosquito.
Speaker 4: So I can't edit this week, crank that volume and
Speaker 4: go here's it? Just then we know?
Speaker 2: Is it just me, could some TV show characters get it?
Speaker 2: Like really like get it? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like some TV show characters hot?
Speaker 4: Oh okay, well obviously, yes, are you talking about animated? One?
Speaker 2: Animated I'm talking about yeah, No, no, no, like you
Speaker 2: know Modern Family. No, those actors I'm talking about. I
Speaker 2: don't know why who are you finding hot in that? Phil?
Speaker 2: This is strictly animation. So I'll tell you where this
Speaker 2: stemmed from. I was at home and I don't start
Speaker 2: working till midnight, and I often get the Doctor Phil
Speaker 2: rerun then The Ellen Show in the middle of the day.
Speaker 2: It's fantastic.
Speaker 4: It reminds me of when I chucked sim.
Speaker 2: I have a sick every day and they don't have
Speaker 2: really steady cook on anymore, which is absolute travesty. But
Speaker 2: I went to Cartoon Network and I watched Danny Phantom.
Speaker 2: Do you remember Danny Phantom. I've got I've got the
Speaker 2: audio of the intro. Tell me if this rings any bells.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 2: Readyway Danny Phantom could get it. They did. They did
Speaker 2: just say his age, but he did literally said is forte?
Speaker 2: Not what I meant? But he is just a good
Speaker 2: looking cartoon.
Speaker 4: Very unfortunate and I'm sorry, I can't edit it. Oh,
Speaker 4: Danny Phantom would get it, and then he goes Danny's fourteen. Wow,
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 2: I didn't listen to the introll though he was just fourteen.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 4: He could but he shan't be.
Speaker 2: Getting won't be getting anything. And chill is legal? What
Speaker 2: about this guy? Ready? Do you know this Jimmy Neutron,
Speaker 2: Jimmy Neutron.
Speaker 4: You think Jimmy again, but he's a little bit child.
Speaker 2: Talking about Jimmy. Jimmy's dad. Oh, Jimmy's dad could get it.
Speaker 2: Neutron's dad, Tron's dad or the dogge.
Speaker 4: He's got a very big nose.
Speaker 2: He does. He's very but he seems nice.
Speaker 4: He don't think he could get it, really, Neutron Neutron.
Speaker 2: I've got one that I reckon. You'll like match and
Speaker 2: he tell me if you remember this.
Speaker 4: Best and.
Speaker 2: These were the ingredients children to create the perfect little girl.
Speaker 4: Come on, maybe if they stop talking over the Oh yeah, the.
Speaker 2: The dad in the Powerpuff Girls. He's only ever in
Speaker 2: black and white.
Speaker 1: It's so true.
Speaker 2: And I think you only ever see his feet for him, Jenna, Yes,
Speaker 2: I do. He's a good looking gentleman.
Speaker 4: Oh he's I am a fan of a square jaw. Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's cheers. I picked him for you. He doesn't
Speaker 2: do anything for me, but I had a feeling you could.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I if I'd be interested in that, really,
Speaker 4: but you know I do. I do see where you're
Speaker 4: coming from. Sometimes cartoon characters are capable of conjuring up,
Speaker 4: you know, a little bit of interest. Yes, put it
Speaker 4: that way. You know that character in Futurama? Is it
Speaker 4: Zach Brannigan. It's something like, I can't remember Zach Brannigan.
Speaker 4: He always wore that really short.
Speaker 2: Short yeah, and yeah, he wore like a short dress. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh my god, I used to think about that.
Speaker 2: Let me find Zach Brannigan. I remember Zach Brannigan. Also,
Speaker 2: while we're on the topic, I'm Kronk from Emperor's New
Speaker 2: Groove and Kusko to be perfectly googling in the Lama form.
Speaker 2: I don't care. Kronk was cute.
Speaker 4: Oh god, no, no way, too baugh for me. No,
Speaker 4: m no. I see your point about cartoon characters being attractive,
Speaker 4: and I raise you cartoon animals no hold on this,
Speaker 4: So I wouldn't go there obviously, But I really do
Speaker 4: think that Kovu from The Lion King too has big
Speaker 4: dick energy. Isn't that the kid Lion he grows that
Speaker 4: he starts porking Kiara?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, dramas line sex is very odd. It doesn't
Speaker 2: ever seem consensual. The big one always just jumps on
Speaker 2: the poor girl and just starts going.
Speaker 4: Do you think about the fact that, apparently, is it dolphins,
Speaker 4: They're the only other species that have sex pasure? I'm like,
Speaker 4: what are the others doing?
Speaker 2: They sound like they love it too. Do you to
Speaker 2: do a dolphin impression?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: Goodness me? I almost awful. I know what you mean though,
Speaker 2: Like dolphins, imagine dolphins just having sex?
Speaker 4: Is it dolphins that have sex?
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's.
Speaker 2: There's another animal to I think there's a couple.
Speaker 4: No, I don't know. I'm going off something I probably
Speaker 4: read in a fantail packet, in.
Speaker 2: A fantail packet underneath a lippt and juiced.
Speaker 4: Tin, something like that.
Speaker 2: Bloodie. Hell yeah, any other character the angry beavers could
Speaker 2: get it too. Anyone remember the angry beavers?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I remember?
Speaker 4: Why are people and dolphins the only mammals that have
Speaker 4: sex for pleasure? Answer dolphin clar I'm not going down
Speaker 4: that part. I don't want to know about that. Just
Speaker 4: leave it at that. Shall good for you dolphins.
Speaker 2: You get that root shop, that bottle nose in that dolphin.
Speaker 4: Whole Hurrican dolphins are getting more than me, just gently.
Speaker 2: All right, Well into your origin.
Speaker 4: Yes, let's go. Let's get into my Is it just
Speaker 4: me showing off your frank?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Do you know what that was?
Speaker 3: Quiz?
Speaker 2: It was it?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Done? All right, let's go into your regent. Is it
Speaker 2: just me?
Speaker 4: Do you find it really frustrating when you hear a
Speaker 4: song or like a piece of music in a TV
Speaker 4: show or movie and you're like, God, where have I
Speaker 4: heard that before? Or vice versa. You hear a piece
Speaker 4: of music and you're like, that's from a movie, that's
Speaker 4: from a show, and you cannot figure out where you
Speaker 4: recognize it from. It's like the worst days in your
Speaker 4: mind for days. Jenny and I were talking about this
Speaker 4: the other day because she was watching Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 2: Of course she watched What do you text her? While
Speaker 2: she's on going where Amanda in the morning? Who is this?
Speaker 2: How did you get my number? That you do?
Speaker 4: But she was telling me Jenna that she heard a
Speaker 4: piece of music on Dancing with the Stars that sounded
Speaker 4: awfully familiar. I bought it with her.
Speaker 1: There's just Dancing with the Stars Live from Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Fair to say grand, It's been a tough week for
Speaker 2: comedian and Kathleen.
Speaker 1: The Give is all about energy, feel good.
Speaker 3: Double Ed has come.
Speaker 4: Back into rehearsals with Give is fast, it's compac and
Speaker 4: it requires a lot of energy, a lot of endurance, doubt, doubt,
Speaker 4: but in the end, it's just a fun dance.
Speaker 2: You're fucking kidding me.
Speaker 4: I never kid Mitch.
Speaker 1: Never.
Speaker 2: That's our intro music.
Speaker 4: It is our intro from.
Speaker 2: Our show opener.
Speaker 4: Yes, I just worry that it makes people think that
Speaker 4: we just ripped some like royalty free balls on the
Speaker 4: internet anyone can access no. No, like an embarrassing amount
Speaker 4: of thought went into the music.
Speaker 2: I remember you're right, because I remember when it happened.
Speaker 2: We we actually had a couple of weeks delay launch
Speaker 2: because we couldn't find the right music.
Speaker 4: And I understand how they got there because the name
Speaker 4: of that track is jumping Bean jive, so they would
Speaker 4: have they would have just typed in give because he
Speaker 4: was doing the jive that way, and they found that.
Speaker 4: Do you remember we were coming up with the most
Speaker 4: bizarre combination of niche words to find the exact sound
Speaker 4: we wanted, and we ended up going with retro electro swing.
Speaker 4: We type that in and we just downloaded all the
Speaker 4: backing tracks that came up under that.
Speaker 2: Sir, Yes, our genre is just that retro.
Speaker 4: We thought we were being oddly specific. All they typed
Speaker 4: in was give and now they're using our theme music.
Speaker 2: Hey, Lucy, what dance is that doing this week? He's driving?
Speaker 2: All right, it's not even givy, it's this fucking show.
Speaker 4: Do you know that one of our backing tracks that
Speaker 4: were used quite often, it's actually the very first backing
Speaker 4: track that kicks in when you hit the opener. It
Speaker 4: actually has ricks. You're kidding, but we just play the
Speaker 4: instrumental version. Yeah. Well, okay, Well we're going on edited
Speaker 4: this week, so this is a bit unprofessed, but we're
Speaker 4: just going to put the mic to my laptop.
Speaker 2: Everybody comes.
Speaker 1: It's very.
Speaker 2: It sounds like that song the released for the African Olympics,
Speaker 2: like s Africa glad you cut those lyrics out.
Speaker 4: Okay, so we have to make a roundtable decision. Now,
Speaker 4: are we going to abandon its music now that Ed
Speaker 4: cavally has made it inherently less cool? Or are we
Speaker 4: just going to carry on with all Larry fisting back
Speaker 4: and track.
Speaker 1: I think it's important to note that that performance was
Speaker 1: the last one of the night, so by that.
Speaker 2: Point viewership was down. Yes, Also, not many people are
Speaker 2: watching that television program. It's tanking in the right.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's going pretty.
Speaker 2: Well at it's actually.
Speaker 4: No, No, Jenna won't have it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, yes, we keep it. We don't bow
Speaker 2: down to corporate farmer, big farmer farmer. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've heard people say it in conspiracy movies. I'm not
Speaker 2: bowing down to the man.
Speaker 4: I shan't be bowing down to the man or the woman.
Speaker 2: We're not changing for Ed Cavalley, whose breakfast show was canceled.
Speaker 2: That was enthusey. Imagine that horrendous.
Speaker 4: No they're still on?
Speaker 2: Are they really not? For long?
Speaker 4: Wow? You're just obliged to slag off the competition.
Speaker 2: Like Husy is our competition.
Speaker 4: He is he works through a different network.
Speaker 2: Oh I think that for this podcast.
Speaker 4: No, I meant for your livelihood.
Speaker 2: You can follow the show online.
Speaker 4: Just search a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: If you don't, you're a tickhead.
Speaker 4: We also have as well as a couple of mitches,
Speaker 4: and all socials are Facebook group. But you need to
Speaker 4: answer a very top secret question. Only our most valued
Speaker 4: listeners will know the answer.
Speaker 2: Sorry, the whole show was just sitting on something and
Speaker 2: I thought it was my wallet when it was digging
Speaker 2: in it was a cheese snack. Sorry. I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I thought I took my wallet out.
Speaker 4: How long has that fucking snack been in your pocket?
Speaker 4: That's disgusting.
Speaker 2: Well, the cheese is warm. Date, here we go, best
Speaker 2: before the twentieth of the fourth.
Speaker 4: I'll turn it down.
Speaker 2: That's fine. Sorry for la, Can I have that?
Speaker 3: I'm fucking starving if it's warm.
Speaker 4: Hit you know what?
Speaker 2: And the chese has got all sweat on it. My
Speaker 2: butt's been eating it. Sorry, what were you talking about?
Speaker 4: The I don't know.
Speaker 2: Facebook group you can join. I had been accepting people
Speaker 2: without even reading and vetting their answers.
Speaker 4: You don't say too much about it, of course, but.
Speaker 2: Talking about of course, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Anyway, you might have seen in the news last week
Speaker 4: guys that are very iconic Australian unfortunately passed away. June
Speaker 4: Dally Watkins. Does that name ring a bell?
Speaker 2: Mitch? It does, actually because my mum wanted to send
Speaker 2: my sister there because my sister was a right bitch
Speaker 2: for a period.
Speaker 4: Well she's apparently an etiquette experts that was her craft.
Speaker 4: I when I heard that June Dally Watkins passed away,
Speaker 4: I thought, God, I know that name from somewhere. Didn't
Speaker 4: realize who she was and what she did. Did a
Speaker 4: bit of research and this is what I found.
Speaker 5: Do I have a perfect life? To know all the
Speaker 5: right things to do is so important. I want to
Speaker 5: transform them. So many would come to me and say
Speaker 5: how do you walk like that?
Speaker 3: How do you do this?
Speaker 5: And that's when my mother suggested I should start the
Speaker 5: School of Personal Development.
Speaker 4: The students learn to talk, walk and dine the Deally way.
Speaker 2: You place your spoon.
Speaker 5: There right there at six o'clock.
Speaker 4: Now, guess who went to the June Dally Watkins School
Speaker 4: of Personal Development? No, it's for girls, Bloody Jenny.
Speaker 2: I saw your hair and thought I can help that thing.
Speaker 1: You went, Yes, I did, Oh, Jenna.
Speaker 4: That explains a lot, doesn't it? Just as soon as
Speaker 4: I saw some Facebook post. Jenna was quite saddened by
Speaker 4: the news because she had quite an impact. Right, that
Speaker 4: is correct. You said that, You said that you wouldn't
Speaker 4: have gone through HC if it weren't for old mate June.
Speaker 4: Why is that?
Speaker 1: Yes, A big project I did in year twelve required
Speaker 1: me to interview somebody and it was June Deli Watkins. Yes,
Speaker 1: I interviewed her. Wow, and I got a high distinction.
Speaker 2: Well done, jen Go to her castle or wherever she
Speaker 2: I'm assuming she lived.
Speaker 1: No, I went to the school.
Speaker 2: Oh, she didn't go to a house.
Speaker 4: I thought, maybe so were you a student there? I
Speaker 4: was a student there, and then while you were there
Speaker 4: you said, Yo, can I use you for my assignment?
Speaker 1: Year later?
Speaker 2: Fun, she would have said, Yo, Mitchell, Yo, June d
Speaker 2: HSC How dare you hop off that a Questra and
Speaker 2: Hall come here? I'm talking to me. Sorry. Actually it
Speaker 2: makes plenty of sense because whenever I go out for
Speaker 2: dinner with you, you pull out a dessertspoo and Nadie pocket.
Speaker 2: Here's my babyspoon, here's my teaspoon. You have everything organized.
Speaker 4: She's very polite, How Jenner, isn't she very well?
Speaker 2: Mannered.
Speaker 4: She's a filthy bitch, deep.
Speaker 2: Down she is.
Speaker 4: But she's just had the right training. And I was
Speaker 4: just like, I cannot believe that Jenna did this. What
Speaker 4: how long ago was this?
Speaker 1: This was in two thousand and nine.
Speaker 4: So we're going back. What things did she teach you
Speaker 4: that you've gone, well, that's bullshit, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4: And what things have stuck with you?
Speaker 1: Okay? So first of all, let's start with the stance.
Speaker 1: It's called the Dali stamp.
Speaker 2: I need to make this official. Let me just you're
Speaker 2: gonna have to edit it.
Speaker 1: This is so disrespectful.
Speaker 2: I just get to set the time, all right.
Speaker 4: This is what she listened through on a U. B.
Speaker 4: Dally Not sorry, rude anyway.
Speaker 1: The Daly stance, what is it? Is how you're supposed
Speaker 1: to essentially stand.
Speaker 2: Okay, show us.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what I'm going to demonstrate is the Deli
Speaker 1: stance where one foot goes in front of the other.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, could be bothered thinking about this much.
Speaker 1: Sorry, my shoelaces are undone, so.
Speaker 2: That rolling in her grave, she'd be in the morgue.
Speaker 2: Still sorry, okay, sorry.
Speaker 4: It is Oh god, she's got like one knee up
Speaker 4: like she's on a red carpet, very angelin.
Speaker 1: That's the deli stance.
Speaker 4: And when are you supposed to do that? Just in
Speaker 4: the elevator? Like when just when you're not moving.
Speaker 1: Pretty much when you're not moving. Yeah, so it's supposed
Speaker 1: to become like second nature.
Speaker 2: Alright, so it's almost like a half Curtsey.
Speaker 4: Definitely this is tailored for women, right, Yes, good, because
Speaker 4: if I stood like that, I'd be gay bash for sure. Okay, rightly,
Speaker 4: so carry on next one.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you know, how is the misconception that women
Speaker 1: should cross their legs like that's supposed to be polite
Speaker 1: and everything. Yeah, miss Dally said, no, do not do that,
Speaker 1: do you know? No, it's miss Daly. That's how she
Speaker 1: wanted us. No, she was adopted.
Speaker 4: Wow anyway, Sorry, you're meant to cross your legs?
Speaker 1: No, instead crossed right now. Instead, it's like this. You
Speaker 1: twist your legs a bit.
Speaker 4: Oh, like a school photo like you're in the front row.
Speaker 2: Put little fists on your knees.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got your knees parallel to each other, and
Speaker 4: then you just put them a little bit to the.
Speaker 1: Right, little twist right or left. She didn't specify. I
Speaker 1: think that's what it feels.
Speaker 4: She can't don't be rude.
Speaker 2: This definitely can't be for men, because my testicles are
Speaker 2: being Do you know what I've said that in the
Speaker 2: in the chat? In the chat, I've got Dally, Miss Daly,
Speaker 2: How would I have addressed her?
Speaker 1: Miss You'll be Dally and it's miss staih you'd.
Speaker 2: Be Miss Dai Mitchell. Yes, my wee knuckers being squashed
Speaker 2: by my eyes in this position? What shall I do?
Speaker 1: She would have been disgusted by your language saying is
Speaker 1: it just me on the fly?
Speaker 4: I've never had that problem, Like if people kick me
Speaker 4: in the gonads, it's an obvious problem. But I can
Speaker 4: close my legs as tightly as I can possibly make them,
Speaker 4: and it's not a problem.
Speaker 2: See, I think I have as Oh, I've been told.
Speaker 4: I don't want to go team I. Mine aren't exactly small,
Speaker 4: but I don't. It's fine. I can cross my legs
Speaker 4: and they don't get jammed like two large boiled eggs. Oh,
Speaker 4: Miss Dali would be disgusting sor we can't talk about
Speaker 4: testicles in the middle of our watkins? What else did
Speaker 4: you teach?
Speaker 2: Third rule?
Speaker 1: Okay, another major rule of hers was no swearing.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so both.
Speaker 1: Of you fail.
Speaker 2: You were both out of the car.
Speaker 4: I'm going to send her an air she's dead. I
Speaker 4: was gonna say an air cha when you saw that
Speaker 4: show you dropped the sea.
Speaker 2: Drop the bomb.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know, I remember that, vivital yep.
Speaker 1: I accept that, and I.
Speaker 2: Was still around to and that happened.
Speaker 4: What was her reasoning for not swearing because sometimes it's necessary.
Speaker 1: Well, her reason was mainly for females. So I don't
Speaker 1: know of your male swearing, okay, but I assume it
Speaker 1: would be similar.
Speaker 4: Well, I watched an interview with Julie Andrews on Ellen,
Speaker 4: and she revealed her favorite their word. If Julie Andrews,
Speaker 4: Mary fucking Poppins can swear, anything goes.
Speaker 2: What was her favorite swear word, Penny father.
Speaker 4: Well, ironically they beat it out. So I don't know.
Speaker 4: But is Julie Andrews swears.
Speaker 1: Yes, but Julie Andrews isn't Miss Dally.
Speaker 4: Correct, She's more than Miss Daly. Just die fucking go ya, Okay,
Speaker 4: let's go, Jenna Dally.
Speaker 2: Your legs just spread. I saw them, Kimbo. There was
Speaker 2: a thirty centimeter gap there's true.
Speaker 1: Okay. Next one, do you not wear logos and writing
Speaker 1: on your top? First of all, I am wearing that
Speaker 1: because it's Mitchell's jumper, because.
Speaker 4: I, oh, hang on, hang on, you put her lift
Speaker 4: that jumper. Watch the shirt.
Speaker 1: I am wearing a brand underneath.
Speaker 4: I failed up now sorry, you're an embarrassment.
Speaker 2: Rainbow flag too.
Speaker 1: I'm sure she would that she was actually really accepting
Speaker 1: of the LGBTQ community. I take that back, yes, very accepting.
Speaker 4: Did she tell you that?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Okay, good dinner the legs together.
Speaker 1: Next one, moisturizing the elbows. You always have to have
Speaker 1: moisturized elbows.
Speaker 4: I do agree with that.
Speaker 2: But she was against it.
Speaker 3: No, hey Dally, I agree, miss Dally.
Speaker 2: Miss Dally, mine sounds like a cheese greater ready listen.
Speaker 4: Oh very dry, Try and grate the cheese that you
Speaker 4: found in your back pocket.
Speaker 2: On my elbow, actually want to.
Speaker 4: We can't gross shit in our ode to June. Very true.
Speaker 2: We can't edit any of these, so fuck we've failed
Speaker 2: all the dead. Yeah, my testicals are in pain and
Speaker 2: we just said fuck.
Speaker 4: I've got the royal music any why I see on
Speaker 4: this bloody singler. I've got texts and you're wearing my
Speaker 4: jumper with text on it. Girl, she would she would
Speaker 4: hate me, Oh she would. She would fucking absolutely despise me.
Speaker 2: She really would.
Speaker 4: Is there anything else? Oh?
Speaker 1: I just thought of one long hair on males? No?
Speaker 4: No, no? Did What was her beef with that?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: It just is not appealing according to her?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not trying to get I'm not trying to
Speaker 4: pork you. No offense, June. I don't give a fuck
Speaker 4: if you don't find me appeal distress speech, don't you dare.
Speaker 1: Rude?
Speaker 4: Okay, there is a line between good etiquette and just
Speaker 4: being straight up judgmental. That one I just think is rude.
Speaker 1: Yes, but you know she's she was ninety two.
Speaker 2: Fucking hell.
Speaker 4: Okay, she was from a different time anyway.
Speaker 2: Is there ever sorry to Dally? Miss Sally, Miss Daly
Speaker 2: ever have like someone she just couldn't crack, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Did she have? Like?
Speaker 1: There was one girl in my class. Her name was Margot.
Speaker 2: Oh, Robbie, I'm look at her now.
Speaker 4: I've heard that Margot was a rat of a thing.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 1: She was the eldest of us all. So she was
Speaker 1: like eighteen and she smoked. Miss Deally is very against smoking. Cardinals,
Speaker 1: no smoking, no, no nodding. Anyway, Margot would go on
Speaker 1: her lunch breaks and smoke and miss s DEALI couldn't
Speaker 1: handle it.
Speaker 4: I can't believe people sign up to go see this
Speaker 4: woman and tell you how gross you are, Like, why.
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't. She's actually really really nice.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's really nice.
Speaker 2: Also, Margo is alive and Daly's dead. So who won there?
Speaker 1: You're listening to just Me, a podcast by a couple
Speaker 1: of mitches, veil mass Dally.
Speaker 4: Miss why did your moum want mississ to go there?
Speaker 2: Because my little sister was a right little pig. She
Speaker 2: was awful. My little sister. Not only was there heifer
Speaker 2: at the age of Becky, Becky Becky the eldest, and
Speaker 2: she's a cop now so it all works out, but
Speaker 2: she was just rude. I remember I was in the
Speaker 2: car once we just picked Becky up from dancing. She
Speaker 2: was woful at it too, and was broken at the
Speaker 2: stage in the demountable and she did and the teacher
Speaker 2: actually came out. She's like, I think Becky needs to
Speaker 2: just stop doing tap because there's a lot of movements.
Speaker 2: Maybe she should just Jerry Nor. We don't. And I
Speaker 2: remember we got back and Becky was in a foul
Speaker 2: mood and Mom went, you know how I was dancing
Speaker 2: and she went, I hate you and I hate my life.
Speaker 2: And my mum cried for the first time ever, and
Speaker 2: then she said, I'm going to send you to June Dowly.
Speaker 2: And that was the my mum's threat growing up was
Speaker 2: I'll send you to June Dally.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's where I recognized the name from, like I've
Speaker 4: just heard it as a threat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my threat was Boystown. Did you ever get threatened
Speaker 2: with Boystown?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's like an old school for naughty boys and they'd
Speaker 2: send you there and you'd get spanked. In my head,
Speaker 2: it was like you know, as Kaban and Harry Potter.
Speaker 2: But it lose down the South Coast and we my
Speaker 2: grandma used to live down the South Coast and we
Speaker 2: drive past Boystown and we'd be driving and my dad
Speaker 2: had gone, if you, Mitchell, you know, say something naughty
Speaker 2: one more time, that's where you'll end up. And I
Speaker 2: could see it. Terrified of Boystown.
Speaker 4: Maybe I should go there and just be a total
Speaker 4: pest on purpose. I'll be undercover.
Speaker 2: Oh, the irony of the two of us is that
Speaker 2: we love Boystown. Then would like it's time to visit,
Speaker 2: especially this last week.
Speaker 4: Actually, I think I've been nowhere do we go? Before
Speaker 4: we go? I wanted to hear your chat with Conan
Speaker 4: Gray because he's he's on my radar. I'm liking his
Speaker 4: new song Mania Give.
Speaker 2: There's a couple of.
Speaker 4: Other songs that he's done. He hasn't even his debut
Speaker 4: album comes out in March here, yes, so I'm like,
Speaker 4: usually someone has get a couple of albums under their
Speaker 4: belt before I give a shit. Yeah, this is the
Speaker 4: first one of the first times that I've actually given
Speaker 4: a shit about a new artist. I like you, I
Speaker 4: like that song, I like your but I've never actually
Speaker 4: heard him speak or like, I've never watched an in today.
Speaker 2: I hadn't until I did my research for the interview.
Speaker 2: And yeah, but anyway, it was a great chat. We
Speaker 2: actually got along like a house on fire. And at
Speaker 2: the end he was like, we should hang out in
Speaker 2: real life. And we haven't spoken since. They all say
Speaker 2: Instagram though, so we're good. He did follow me on Instagram, yeah,
Speaker 2: and we DMed. I said, thanks for the chat.
Speaker 4: Here's something that'll make you jealous. You know how you
Speaker 4: love that Morning Chow one Channel seven. Kylie Gilly followed
Speaker 4: me on Instagram, kidding, I love Kylie Gilly.
Speaker 2: This, Kyler Gillies is my favorite announcer in the world.
Speaker 4: Her and Natalie Barr.
Speaker 2: Finally, she cried on the weekend on TV.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: I know she's aw the ratings. Oh it was awful.
Speaker 2: Number one. This is me and kind of Gray, superstar
Speaker 2: of the world. Ready to roll on Mitch till Midnight.
Speaker 2: Thank you for coming on. I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Thank you for having me.
Speaker 2: Thank you for letting me sneak backstage. So we are
Speaker 2: where you're dressing rooms like next door NX Metro Theater.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: How do you feel being in Australia.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so stoked.
Speaker 6: I wanted to come to Australia since I was like
Speaker 6: really little, because I really wanted to be a biology
Speaker 6: teacher as a kid, and the like ecosystem here is
Speaker 6: unlike anywhere else in the world, and so I really
Speaker 6: thought that I would just like, you know, move to
Speaker 6: Australia and become a biologist. But instead I became a singer.
Speaker 6: So well, arguably a failure on my part. Have you
Speaker 6: had any experiences with the animals.
Speaker 2: There's a lot.
Speaker 6: And there was a spider in my hotel room that
Speaker 6: I'm he was a buddy, you know. I was like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 6: you can chill while I'm taking a bath. Why not
Speaker 6: hang out, you know whatever, I'm naked.
Speaker 2: But when it was a spot up eyes, he's sorry,
Speaker 2: that's fine, but you are a singer ride not a biologist.
Speaker 3: He was at List high school, right, No, I dropped
Speaker 3: out of college.
Speaker 2: Dropped out of college very good.
Speaker 6: In high school though, I worked really really hard, and
Speaker 6: I got into UCLA with a scholarship. And then immediately
Speaker 6: after getting into UCLA, working so hard to get into school,
Speaker 6: I dropped out after like literally like a month because
Speaker 6: I got signed. I signed a record deal and then
Speaker 6: just like started touring.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, I did exactly the same. I got a
Speaker 2: semester in and funny story, I was at like a
Speaker 2: campus obviously, you know you wanted to be a biologist.
Speaker 2: Australian is like rainforest and dense bush. My university was
Speaker 2: in the middle of the bush and we had all
Speaker 2: these goose like geese running around the campus and we
Speaker 2: had a subway on campus because We're in the middle
Speaker 2: of nowhere, and I was hating the degree, and I
Speaker 2: had a foot long Italian b MT, you know, and
Speaker 2: I set out on the table and I.
Speaker 3: Had it all there and no word of a lie.
Speaker 2: This fucking goose ran up to the table, grabbed the
Speaker 2: subway paper and just pull the foot long.
Speaker 3: Ge so mean, so mean dude.
Speaker 4: Then he ate the foot long.
Speaker 2: And I did that day.
Speaker 3: I'm like, fuck it, I'm dropping out.
Speaker 6: Like character was to recover from exactly right, was to
Speaker 6: get a degree while you're dealing with therapy after.
Speaker 2: But obviously you weren't that traumatized from you. It just
Speaker 2: wasn't your feet.
Speaker 6: I just was like, I can't do this. I have to,
Speaker 6: you know, bust up. And other than going to college
Speaker 6: is becoming a pop star, right, and you've done it.
Speaker 6: I just did what I had to do.
Speaker 2: So many people drop out and don't make it, so
Speaker 2: you put. I was doing some research, as a good
Speaker 2: journalist does, and I saw that you uploaded there was
Speaker 2: one music video you put on YouTube, and that sort
Speaker 2: of started it all, right, you got signed from that?
Speaker 3: Is that true?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Well, so I'd started making YouTube videos when I was
Speaker 6: nine years old and then I started writing songs when
Speaker 6: I was twelve, and every single one of those songs
Speaker 6: that I wrote, you know, on my own, started going
Speaker 6: up on the internet since I was twelve years old,
Speaker 6: and I.
Speaker 3: Just you know, kept writing.
Speaker 6: I became obsessed with songwriting, like maniacally obsessed with it.
Speaker 3: Wrote literally a.
Speaker 6: Song every single day since I was twelve, and by
Speaker 6: the time I was a senior in high school, there
Speaker 6: was one song that I wrote called idle Town that
Speaker 6: I recorded in my bedroom like literally on a cheat microphone,
Speaker 6: like on garage band, like anyone who could have done it.
Speaker 6: And I made a music video with my best friend
Speaker 6: and put it up on the internet and within like
Speaker 6: a month that was like you know, getting millions of views.
Speaker 6: And then from there I took all the money from
Speaker 6: that I made from that, moved to LA and went
Speaker 6: to college, and then got signed.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, yeah it's fast. And it's like.
Speaker 2: You're a country boy, right, you're from Texas. I am
Speaker 2: a country by from the bush, from the American quick
Speaker 2: a little bit. Absolutely, I'm a heck yeah. But I
Speaker 2: love that you're a good heck oh. Thank you pull
Speaker 2: it off, thank you very much, because the change that
Speaker 2: you wear are very they can be like very hick
Speaker 2: or very hip.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, technically I am white trash because because my father,
Speaker 6: you know, my father's white, my mother's Japanese. I have
Speaker 6: a little bit in me. So I try my best,
Speaker 6: you know, do a little bit of white trash representation.
Speaker 2: You know, you've got the single on, Yeah, it's very
Speaker 2: white better you do? You have the wife better on? Yeah,
Speaker 2: this actually is very white trash or make it work,
Speaker 2: And you're making it work. I love it.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much. I've never like taken a white
Speaker 6: trash compliments so much.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's a compliment. It really is me too.
Speaker 2: I've got like these are massive lesbian energy business like
Speaker 2: cut off denim shorts.
Speaker 6: Very you know, I'm just really really proud of my heritage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're rocking it.
Speaker 3: That's what I wanted to say.
Speaker 2: As well, your music. When I listen to your music
Speaker 2: and watch interviews and watch your YouTube videos, I went
Speaker 2: on a deep dive. I feel like what we're getting
Speaker 2: when we see you and hear you is one hundred
Speaker 2: percent you. You know, you listen to an artist and
Speaker 2: the lyrics and you go. Someone wrote that I don't
Speaker 2: even write any of that, like you're killing it and
Speaker 2: it sounds so I'm not getting any of you, and
Speaker 2: I get you with your music. Thank you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I really the thing about my music is, like,
Speaker 6: you know, production wise, it's kind of all over the place,
Speaker 6: but like no matter what, I write everything myself, so
Speaker 6: like it always just sounds like like the way that
Speaker 6: I talk. I feel like my music literally sounds like
Speaker 6: me speaking. Yeah, just like with with the words that
Speaker 6: I use and stuff like that. And also like I
Speaker 6: feel like, you know, it's like cool and other artists,
Speaker 6: like you know, write write songs or don't write songs
Speaker 6: and like go into interviews and like, yeah, I wrote
Speaker 6: this song in a really dark time in my life,
Speaker 6: which really makes me mad. But you know, it's also
Speaker 6: like I just like writing songs. That's why I write
Speaker 6: them all myself. But it is like it I do
Speaker 6: feel like when an artist writes their own songs, you
Speaker 6: can tell it and it feels it feels more personal.
Speaker 6: And I really really try my best to like make
Speaker 6: a personal connection with these people because all these people
Speaker 6: have reached out to me been like I relate to you,
Speaker 6: and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like this is what I feel like too. You know,
Speaker 3: I think it's really important to me.
Speaker 2: Well, what music are you writing now? Like, what are
Speaker 2: your lyrics about? Like a year ago you'd be writing
Speaker 2: about I mean, you had so much to write about.
Speaker 2: But now you're a pop start, you're on the rise,
Speaker 2: what are the lyrics about?
Speaker 3: I mean the same stuff.
Speaker 6: It's it's like my life, you know, has changed a ton,
Speaker 6: but surprisingly, like every human kind of has the same issues.
Speaker 6: You know, you fall in love, you fall out of love,
Speaker 6: you're sad, you're happy, Yeah.
Speaker 3: You're poor, you're rich.
Speaker 6: You know, it's like you kind of like you all
Speaker 6: have a lot of the same issues no matter where
Speaker 6: you are in life. And that's what I love so
Speaker 6: much about music is that, like, out of we have
Speaker 6: so many things that make us all so different, and
Speaker 6: music is one of those things that like brings us
Speaker 6: all together. Whether it's like you know this like this
Speaker 6: pop song called Maniac that's like literally just like the
Speaker 6: song that you want to like scream in the car.
Speaker 3: You know, it's all it's like super deep.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean that song as me a little side
Speaker 6: if you actually listen to the lyrics, But like you know,
Speaker 6: it's like sometimes you just want to have fun and
Speaker 6: like music like brings people together, which is like we
Speaker 6: need that these days, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one very much. So have you had a US
Speaker 2: talk show debut.
Speaker 3: I've done a show.
Speaker 6: I've sung on on on the South of Myyers show,
Speaker 6: but I've done an interview sit down?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, because I think we should get it started
Speaker 2: and get a trend in Conan for Conan right, like
Speaker 2: you should.
Speaker 6: My gosh, why haven't they can do you can fight
Speaker 6: to the death.
Speaker 3: Yes, there can only be one.
Speaker 2: They can only be one when he's a massive human,
Speaker 2: he's like six f he's really smart and.
Speaker 3: Just look at me and.
Speaker 2: I just just melt a wisipate But you know what
Speaker 2: that would like? Why have there his people not gone?
Speaker 3: We need to get cons time on con I think
Speaker 3: he's afraid. I think he's scared too, scared that I'm
Speaker 3: going to fight him.
Speaker 2: Well, because there was what Conan the Barbarian right, and
Speaker 2: then he currently killed him. I killed off the map
Speaker 2: and you've got Conan O'Brien. He's he's in his mid fifties,
Speaker 2: he's going to be around for ages.
Speaker 3: He's been around for a long So.
Speaker 2: You've got to take you're the new Supreme and you
Speaker 2: need to rise to the top. You're the new Supreme.
Speaker 3: Let's that's clear. He would fall on murder me so quickly.
Speaker 2: Well, let's get you performing on the show, and then
Speaker 2: bit by bit will get you on.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then we can actually have a fight. I
Speaker 6: would just love to get in a physical fight with
Speaker 6: him and be so fun. That'd be so funns con.
Speaker 2: Conan v Conan or yeah hashtag Conan on Condon. I think, well,
Speaker 2: it's not going to work, but he really won't care.
Speaker 6: He's like I went to you know, he's public school.
Speaker 2: You know, we pretend it's going to happen.
Speaker 4: I think it will.
Speaker 2: I think I'm going to see it on YouTube and
Speaker 2: I started.
Speaker 3: A matter of time.
Speaker 6: You're the only person who's brought that up. Really, I
Speaker 6: think about all the time. I'm like Conan O'Brien, let's fight.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm a massive Conin fan and I am too.
Speaker 6: I really love this show and I love I love
Speaker 6: his like behind the scenes videos on YouTube where he's
Speaker 6: a little remote where he like messes with his temps.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So and he's an assistant sonar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: have you seen have you heard his podcast?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, listen to his podcast.
Speaker 2: It's just him and he's like best celebrity friends and
Speaker 2: it's just like this, they're just chatting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just brilliant.
Speaker 2: It's really good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's good as name.
Speaker 2: Look at that. I love how we bonded over. We
Speaker 2: had to find common.
Speaker 3: Grand just somewhere.
Speaker 2: Hey, how are we going? Am I going over?
Speaker 3: We are right, We're good.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about new music, because what are your
Speaker 2: stands called? Again?
Speaker 3: They don't have a name.
Speaker 6: They actually they have several names that they've given themselves.
Speaker 6: I think it's really tacky when artists like name I'm
Speaker 6: like you Swift was made by Taylor Swift. But that
Speaker 6: was such a good name. I mean, I feel like
Speaker 6: if it's right, it catches on, you know. I just
Speaker 6: feel like, you know, it's like, I don't it's not
Speaker 6: my I'm not going to force anything, okay, And they
Speaker 6: come up with their own things, like sometimes they call
Speaker 6: themselves the Coneheads. Sometimes they call themselves the cult, like
Speaker 6: the Conan Cult. Sometimes they call themselves they have like
Speaker 6: several names for themselves. So I don't it's not I'm
Speaker 6: not going to interfere. Like sometimes I'm kind of scared
Speaker 6: of them. I'm like, you do your thing, you know.
Speaker 3: It'll actually land on one you get one. I feel
Speaker 3: like I was like, they don't really care, like.
Speaker 6: Whatever, your fans are intense though they're they're so intense,
Speaker 6: but yeah, I think when it comes to standing, they're
Speaker 6: just like we're Konen Stands.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I got in a fight with bats Stands on
Speaker 2: Twitter like a week ago and they canceled me and
Speaker 2: I played them on the air, but I didn't play
Speaker 2: true songs, so they canceled me for not playing more.
Speaker 3: How dare you?
Speaker 2: I know, Swan, I'm like, I just played so bad.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's it's you know, I think it really
Speaker 6: just shows how much music matters to people.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like I will murder you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, I.
Speaker 6: Don't murder you if you don't support my favorite artists,
Speaker 6: which like you know, everyone, like people need people who
Speaker 6: care about them that much. You know, we need that
Speaker 6: same energy out of our best friends. You know, we do,
Speaker 6: like I.
Speaker 3: Will murder you if with them.
Speaker 2: We need stand energy. In twenty twenty friends other people
Speaker 2: were dating, and we need that new music twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: What's the plan? What can you tell me what's happening.
Speaker 2: What does is your life mapped out until the end
Speaker 2: of the year or all the end of the year.
Speaker 6: After Basically, I mean, my whole entire everything is planned.
Speaker 6: But who knows what people will think about the album.
Speaker 6: You know what, My debut album, kid Crow, comes out
Speaker 6: March twentieth, and who knows what will happen after it
Speaker 6: comes out. And so I'm I'm excited just to see
Speaker 6: the way that people react. There's there's so many songs
Speaker 6: that they just haven't heard yet, and so many secrets
Speaker 6: that I just have never told yet and and kind
Speaker 6: of have been waiting to tell people things in a
Speaker 6: way that I felt like was right. And yeah, so
Speaker 6: I'm just excited for the album to come out and
Speaker 6: and to go on a massive world tour and just
Speaker 6: try to see as many people as it possibly can. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and also we'll see kind of like I really would
Speaker 6: love to work with and do a few collaborations and
Speaker 6: just kind of like, you know, make music what I do.
Speaker 2: I like making music. Do you have any tight up
Speaker 2: any you can tell some about it?
Speaker 6: I can tell you, Oh, sorry, you could get Conan
Speaker 6: O'Brien on a song Billy Eilish had off.
Speaker 3: Feature on a Conan holy ship.
Speaker 2: That's smart that you know what you'd be getting the
Speaker 2: comedy world, and then you'd be getting the music world.
Speaker 6: It's own thing. The comedy world will care about me.
Speaker 2: Well, they're all aldis, so you never know who knows,
Speaker 2: Like who's just try Yeah, he's not a real he
Speaker 2: doesn't have red hair. Okay, well, thank you for coming on.
Speaker 2: I am still sweating. I wish people could say I'm melting.
Speaker 2: I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 6: It's all right, I was sweating everywhere as well. It's
Speaker 6: just quite gross.
Speaker 3: We're literally in a dungeon.
Speaker 2: What do you expect? Yeah, I know we are. How
Speaker 2: are you excited for tonight's son.
Speaker 6: I've never been to Australia before, and i'm because I
Speaker 6: didn't see what the crowd will be like.
Speaker 3: I feel like I really relate.
Speaker 6: To Australians in the sense of like it seems like
Speaker 6: the kind of place that you kind of like you
Speaker 6: grow up and you're like kind of like you get
Speaker 6: a little antsy because it's kind of suburbia. Yea, and
Speaker 6: I grew up in Suburbia, so like I feel like
Speaker 6: they're going to be extra wild I'm super excited.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. We can relate. We're in the middle
Speaker 2: of nowhere. It takes ten hours to get anywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I mean Texas down south. True, so you're an
Speaker 2: AUSSI at heart. Yeah, thank you. Wow, just bestowed upon you, anointed.
Speaker 2: I don't want to touch you because I'm so sweaty. I
Speaker 2: am anointing you right now.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. Thank you for hanging out. I
Speaker 3: appreciated mate tonight. Thank you, Yay's.
Speaker 2: Best friend.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm just I'm just I'm finalizing my list of
Speaker 4: things that I now like about him.
Speaker 2: He's a nice kid. Right. That was a good chat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was. I think I'm officially a fan. Would
Speaker 4: you like to hear the list?
Speaker 2: Yes, go for it.
Speaker 4: Country boy? Yeah, is white trash? Yes, gets a bit
Speaker 4: pitchy when excited, me too, relates to Australians. There you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the whole things.
Speaker 4: I didn't like. Cheery breathing literally every time we're talking.
Speaker 2: No, that bad.
Speaker 4: No, I'm just d I liked it. Where was this happening?
Speaker 4: You think you'd have a bit more of a glamorous
Speaker 4: dressing room?
Speaker 2: Now it was the Metro Theater.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: It was very punk rock and very old Metro again.
Speaker 2: Metro is on George Street in the CBD. It's like
Speaker 2: it's like really tucked away.
Speaker 4: Oh right, shit, okay.
Speaker 2: It's very Avril Levine punk rock of vibes. Like everything
Speaker 2: was painted black. It's bricks, there's just no air con.
Speaker 2: And we were in a room no bigger than maybe
Speaker 2: like god, like a cubicle, like a bathroom, and it
Speaker 2: was the tool of us sitting inside it. It was horrendous. Wow.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, if he had to measure his level of fame,
Speaker 4: that's where is that now? Then he'll go and more,
Speaker 4: then he'll go Horden, kudos, kudo.
Speaker 2: He was lovely though. I really enjoyed like spending time
Speaker 2: with him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he sounds like fun. I'm keyboard with his album
Speaker 4: called again.
Speaker 2: Kid Crow because apparently his best friend called him crow
Speaker 2: when he was a kid because his hair was jet black.
Speaker 4: So it's named after bullying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bullying anthem. No, it's named after his
Speaker 2: childhood in Texas. That was a great chat, by the way,
Speaker 2: well chatter on the heart radio right now you can
Speaker 2: go and listen.
Speaker 4: Of course, I didn't have a childhood nickname, did you guys?
Speaker 4: I was noodles Noodle.
Speaker 2: Now I had a hoodie with noodles written on the
Speaker 2: back of it because I ever told this story on
Speaker 2: this god for fake sake, and show this scar. See
Speaker 2: this scar right here. I probably ever noticed it until now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just thought you'd been lying down, was a
Speaker 4: mark from a cushion or something great. Never noticed that
Speaker 4: you have. Oh wow, he's like scarf and the Lion.
Speaker 2: King right across my face.
Speaker 4: Fucking scar above your eyes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's right there. There's actually one directly above as well.
Speaker 4: What did you do?
Speaker 2: I was hit in the head with a pool noodle.
Speaker 4: The pool noodle's capable of that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What fuck?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 2: It's tragic. Really. I was in Queensland with a friend
Speaker 2: I was like ten, and we were swinging the pool
Speaker 2: and his neighbor came over, a young girl, lovely thing,
Speaker 2: I think her name was Marley, and we had pool
Speaker 2: noodles right. We were riding on them and we were
Speaker 2: like hitting each other with them, having sword fights, and
Speaker 2: she just whacked me right across the head. And you
Speaker 2: know how the sides of poorl noodles, like the end,
Speaker 2: they can be a little bit like shut up. I
Speaker 2: think they almost melt them so they don't frey and
Speaker 2: they must just go with a hot branding iron. You
Speaker 2: cut your hair, Just a piece of hard, hard, hard
Speaker 2: farm just sliced through my head, glid everywhere through the water.
Speaker 2: It was truly tragic. And you know what the bitch did.
Speaker 2: She left, didn't even get her shoes and clothes, and
Speaker 2: she never came to collect them.
Speaker 4: She'd just thought, yeah, I thought you was Wiley, would
Speaker 4: do it again.
Speaker 2: She's like Wiley coyote. She never returned. I had to
Speaker 2: get seven stitches really right the eye in Queensland too.
Speaker 4: Do you have any interesting scars? Jenner?
Speaker 1: When I was about seven, I fell in into my
Speaker 1: neighbor's pool and oh.
Speaker 4: My god, shut the gate mate, Oh no, there was
Speaker 4: no gate. Yeah, this is the sixties.
Speaker 2: Jane like a ghost.
Speaker 1: Nineteen sixty eight.
Speaker 4: Remember she's a little bit vampire riscue dinner. She's like
Speaker 4: one of those vampires in Twilight that doesn't age. Yes,
Speaker 4: it makes sense now anyway, have.
Speaker 2: You had any tell what happened?
Speaker 1: You fell in and I've got a scar on my leg.
Speaker 1: I didn't have to go to hospital because my neighbor
Speaker 1: is a doctor.
Speaker 2: Oh, how bloody handy yep, mit, you only the mental ones.
Speaker 4: People. People often say to me, oh, sorry, you've got
Speaker 4: something on your tooth, like I've got a bit of
Speaker 4: food on my toeeth that bit of white shiit defre.
Speaker 2: I've never noticed.
Speaker 1: I've never noticed.
Speaker 4: It's like a little bit of it looks like there's
Speaker 4: a bit of yellow food or something sucked to my teeth.
Speaker 2: It's not just some banana from your smoothie.
Speaker 4: No, it's not. It's when I was attacked by a dog, Yes,
Speaker 4: when I was, like I think I was four.
Speaker 2: Truly tragic story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's interestingly what gave me my lisp.
Speaker 2: The dog written what did it bark? And go forever know?
Speaker 4: Also, the dog's name is Mitch. Hilarious dogs picture in
Speaker 4: my hand.
Speaker 2: This is the.
Speaker 4: Dog's mouth, latches on top row of teeth on my nose,
Speaker 4: bottom mil teeth in my mouth, grabs little four year
Speaker 4: old Mitchell and shakes. Apparently I could talk. I've been
Speaker 4: told that I talked normally before that, and then after
Speaker 4: that I couldn't say the letter s properly. D've been
Speaker 4: mounted up my mouth. That dog can't.
Speaker 2: It's not the first time, you know, I had that
Speaker 2: much face to face contact with a dog. May right,
Speaker 2: that was quite possibly that's that animal harm joke.
Speaker 4: There's many contender springing to mine, but that was quite possibly.
Speaker 4: Your worst joke was that it was pretty low. It's
Speaker 4: all right anyway.
Speaker 2: Have you had voice therapy? Speech therapy?
Speaker 4: Yes, taught me how to say the letter s out
Speaker 4: the side of my mouth because I still can't say
Speaker 4: it at the front like a.
Speaker 2: Normal What did you say? How did you say it
Speaker 2: last time?
Speaker 4: Well, it was kind of like an F so you
Speaker 4: had a try and say it out the front. And
Speaker 4: it's like, like, I just can't do any normally. But
Speaker 4: now I kind of position it as such that I
Speaker 4: can get that nice.
Speaker 2: I know we're ending, but I just not We're not ending.
Speaker 2: The show's not done forever. But I actually say, can
Speaker 2: you say love for second for me?
Speaker 1: Love?
Speaker 2: Yees say it love, but like open your mouth and
Speaker 2: say it like so we can see how you do
Speaker 2: it in your mouth. Go do it? I Love.
Speaker 4: This kills me that I can't edit this out.
Speaker 2: Saying love Okay, Jenna love, Yeah, your tongue is at
Speaker 2: the front of your mouth. I say love at the
Speaker 2: back reading love.
Speaker 4: That's to be and our tongue is protrude. Yours leaps
Speaker 4: back round. It's trying to get out of the way
Speaker 4: of a buff on coming. L Oh, that's weird.
Speaker 2: L I can't care. It's gross, right, and I say so.
Speaker 2: I swallow my el's Mitchell, it goes back, Mitchell. Maybe
Speaker 2: that's why I choke so much of my food because
Speaker 2: I'm just dying. All right, it's been a real pleasure,
Speaker 2: ladies and gents. Can you meet it this and thing?
Speaker 2: Or is it all good? You can make one cut?
Speaker 4: Surely, mate?
Speaker 2: I hate the next video.
Speaker 4: It's very expensive. I shan't be making going against their
Speaker 4: orders just to make one cut.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: It's very simple, though. You just fade the music up
Speaker 4: when we're done, and then you fade it down gradually.
Speaker 4: Everyone shut up while he fades it down. Thanks for listening, guys,
Speaker 4: don't forget to leave a review. If you're using Apple
Speaker 4: Podcasts five yes please, all.
Speaker 2: Right, we're back next week on your grind to day
Speaker 2: match one. You can't edit it outs happy by.
Speaker 4: Faster?
Speaker 1: How was that that was so dumb?
Speaker 2: What was I did that? Perfectly? I thought, Oh, stops,
Speaker 2: doesn't it? I brought it back up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, welcome to Aid to Debrief.
Speaker 2: Welcome.
Speaker 4: This is our secret segment I reckon. People who would
Speaker 4: usually be fooled out of listening, would have listened for
Speaker 4: your manual volume decline, and now they're like, wait, this
Speaker 4: is an extra bit.
Speaker 2: They normally thought that the show is done.
Speaker 4: So this is our secret segment called AD debrief, where
Speaker 4: we just talk aimlessly. We keep it a secret because
Speaker 4: we're a little bit ashamed of where our conversation sometimes leads.
Speaker 4: The first part is planned so acted within reason. This
Speaker 4: bit is loose and it's very It's not good content, really,
Speaker 4: it's not. It's not the sort of thing i'd put
Speaker 4: on port Bowling.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't put this on my LinkedIn, but I
Speaker 2: would put it on my resume because there's a radio
Speaker 2: first being.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: No one's yet to really officially draw it, but you
Speaker 2: can call in on one eight nine sixty six four
Speaker 2: four four eight new number. Yeah, twenty twenty. We had
Speaker 2: to reregister in Guam, so it's coming out of Guam.
Speaker 2: But you keep dialing six or six, then you want
Speaker 2: to put in the letter seven. Give a phone you don't,
Speaker 2: but it's not the number, it's in front of me.
Speaker 2: I get very confused, and then you call us and
Speaker 2: then we will put you to air. It is that easy,
Speaker 2: ladies and gents. You can also live tweet us as
Speaker 2: the show goes on, but we haven't had one yet,
Speaker 2: which is odd. The way it works is because you know,
Speaker 2: we can't just tweet us something. It works. You have
Speaker 2: to just tweet and hope that we're recording. But you know,
Speaker 2: if you get us, you get us. And there we go.
Speaker 2: Joe Hockey loving the show all the way from the
Speaker 2: US because the time zone is up listening.
Speaker 4: Who's Joe Hockey?
Speaker 1: He's the politicians?
Speaker 2: Politics?
Speaker 4: What are you doing in the U?
Speaker 2: S Well, he gets this right, was stabbed in the
Speaker 2: back in that whole libspill.
Speaker 4: Think you're making it up or is real?
Speaker 2: It's true? I love politics And he is now the
Speaker 2: US a U ambassador so he lives in Washington.
Speaker 4: Didn't know that job.
Speaker 2: You can never get fired from that job. He just stay.
Speaker 2: We can, but he just never retired. He just does
Speaker 2: that job for as long as he wants. Okay, there's
Speaker 2: no fixed term anyway. That's where it's at. Oh, Angela
Speaker 2: Bishop is listening. She says, can't wait for Charles two.
Speaker 2: I know why she tagged his entertainment reporter. She doesn't
Speaker 2: get Twitter. You can clearly tell anyway. Once again, one
Speaker 2: O seven the number, and you can call you're done.
Speaker 2: I'm just giving you the facts. That's how it.
Speaker 4: Works, the facts. The facts number as well.
Speaker 2: Oh there is a fact the facts six nine six
Speaker 2: six four three two is my you foods?
Speaker 4: Have you ever had people stating image? Why do you
Speaker 4: do that thing where you pretend that people aren't like
Speaker 4: you try and trick people out of listening. Obviously, no
Speaker 4: one's that dumb. People actually don't realize. People genuinely skip
Speaker 4: and think that the episode's done at that point. Yes,
Speaker 4: it's that, so many people have said to it's oh
Speaker 4: my god, I've only just discovered add reef like people
Speaker 4: actually tune in.
Speaker 2: To be fair though, I know why because I listened
Speaker 2: to this podcast and they the podcast ends and then
Speaker 2: there's like six minutes at the end. But all it
Speaker 2: is is this podcast was brought to you by Illuminary,
Speaker 2: and it's like, oh, and it's like join us on Facebook.
Speaker 2: The conversation continues and I just skip it every time.
Speaker 4: So most podcasts have like an end credits that people
Speaker 4: will skip, so they must just think that it's us
Speaker 4: thanking us bonsors.
Speaker 6: True.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you I do have red roofs avout
Speaker 4: it to give away? Though? Do anyone that comes on
Speaker 4: air and give us an is it just you? As
Speaker 4: in they bring their itym to us? Get the red
Speaker 4: roofs of voutcher. I can now officially say.
Speaker 2: You're kidding me. I never kid I keep telling you
Speaker 2: how can people they can mean treat us? Joe Hockey
Speaker 2: wants to do.
Speaker 4: Yes, it just slide into our DMS at couple of inches.
Speaker 4: He's on your mind, going about your day, and you think,
Speaker 4: I don't wonder if it's just me that thinks.
Speaker 2: That we've got a caller. Oh my god, the hang
Speaker 2: ups out Genevieve in Melbourne, you played the hangoup she
Speaker 2: hung up. That's a shame. That was what you were hearing.
Speaker 2: By the way, that wasn't it.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm missus Zoomba for this.
Speaker 2: Did you miss again, Jenna?
Speaker 1: Of course I did?
Speaker 4: Can I just say we record the same day every week?
Speaker 4: Just don't enroll in that class and stop bitching about
Speaker 4: missing Zombe. If you've got other commits? Can you shut up?
Speaker 4: You go? You go to other ones in the week, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Zoomba is on this day.
Speaker 4: You go to Zoombo on other days. No, oh, well,
Speaker 4: we will accept your resignation, Jenna if you really need
Speaker 4: to go to Zimba that badly.
Speaker 2: But you know, I don't think they're missing your ice.
Speaker 2: But to Gabby in your class And Gabby, how did
Speaker 2: everyone in the class feel when Jenna didn't turn up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm so everyone loved that. Just do it a
Speaker 4: little bit and then felt fucking around. We can't have
Speaker 4: a conversation. It's got a text and my oh speaking
Speaker 4: of my rs I. Hello, it's Rebecca from Visio. It
Speaker 4: was great to meet you. I've recorded an important voice
Speaker 4: message for you following our appointment. Please check it out here.
Speaker 4: Oh that seems suss it it bay a voice message?
Speaker 2: Is that? How did she message that to you on text?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 4: Should I click that link?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Click the link?
Speaker 4: What if this is some scam?
Speaker 2: Wouldn't be a scam? She sounds very into you. What
Speaker 2: if it's like to fix your wrisk? You need to
Speaker 2: put it down?
Speaker 3: Sound and you know why?
Speaker 4: We need to get your risks back and working order.
Speaker 3: Don't you getting out of that?
Speaker 2: I actually don't think you're missing out on that much
Speaker 2: life with that hand illness. What do you mean I
Speaker 2: think you're making it all. I don't think you're actually
Speaker 2: give me, give me hold on, hommy, make this a thing.
Speaker 2: If you can list three legitimate things that you're missing
Speaker 2: out on because of your RSI I will shout your
Speaker 2: lunch tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't want to be all melodramatic about it,
Speaker 4: like there's there's way more serious injuries that I could
Speaker 4: have right now, but it's it's it has been a
Speaker 4: bit challenging.
Speaker 2: Not gonna lie you didn't list one.
Speaker 4: Well, I was going to get into it. I'm not
Speaker 4: working against your stupid clock. I will. I will fucking
Speaker 4: use my good hand to throw this pen at you.
Speaker 1: Please please do it, Jenna.
Speaker 2: I'm your biggest ally. No, you're not for the LGBT community,
Speaker 2: and I'm the Straits supporter. Are you coming to Marti Gras?
Speaker 1: I haven't been invited.
Speaker 2: Anyone can go? Is that right, Minch?
Speaker 4: It's like saying I haven't been invited to the canteen.
Speaker 4: It's open.
Speaker 2: Are you coming to Christmas?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I didn't know. What's no one told me and told
Speaker 2: me about that.
Speaker 4: I always get left off the fucking invited these days.
Speaker 2: Why is he one eating chocolate generous Easter that no
Speaker 2: one told me?
Speaker 1: Very funny?
Speaker 2: What are you doing for Mardi gra Are you gonna
Speaker 2: go to the after party with Kesher and Sam Smith
Speaker 2: and do a lip? No?
Speaker 4: I don't know if I should go because of the.
Speaker 2: The hand is not my you can.
Speaker 4: Do no, it doesn't be honest. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You're coming on the kiss float with myself?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. If you see on my Instagram
Speaker 4: a picture of me all duled up looking cute, then yes,
Speaker 4: I went back. At the moment, I'm not sure if
Speaker 4: I'll go. It's a thing. As much as you think
Speaker 4: I'm faking my wrist injury, asshole.
Speaker 2: To be fair, I actually think it's bad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, couple tunnel worse than I thought it was.
Speaker 2: Actually really well.
Speaker 4: I was taking the piss out of it last week.
Speaker 4: You heard it. Yeah, but yeah it's a whole thing.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: You wrapped the case around my hands, so I had
Speaker 2: to go out and go out.
Speaker 4: Would you call someone else is doing my job for
Speaker 4: three weeks because I can't do it.
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, your actual day job.
Speaker 4: Yes, I have to go to physio and that's expensive.
Speaker 4: You don't realize how much you use both hands until
Speaker 4: you asked, I'll just use fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 4: Have you ever tried to put it on? Put it
Speaker 4: on a fitted sheet, on a mattress with one hand?
Speaker 2: I see, those are the tasks that you just don't
Speaker 2: do at the moment.
Speaker 4: I cannot do them. I'm not sleeping on a mattress
Speaker 4: without it.
Speaker 2: God, good point.
Speaker 4: I spilled a water bottle all over my bed and
Speaker 4: I'm like, I have to change it, but I can't.
Speaker 4: Oh bitch, yeah, your whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so hold on. Is it the soreness in the
Speaker 2: wrist or the arm of the fingers?
Speaker 4: A bit of everything at the moment. And I don't
Speaker 4: know what physios do, but they somehow found out that
Speaker 4: it's connected to the neck. So weird. That chick that
Speaker 4: just sent that voice message, she literally pokes the back
Speaker 4: of my neck and goes, can you feel that in
Speaker 4: your fingers? And I was like, oh my god, yes,
Speaker 4: what the hell?
Speaker 2: So weird.
Speaker 4: I don't understand the connection between neck and hands stuff.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's all very weird.
Speaker 2: When I broke my leg, I went to physio and
Speaker 2: they just rubbed a saw balloon cream on me all day,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what is this doing?
Speaker 4: Did you break your leg?
Speaker 2: I snapped a tendem, which was almost as bad as
Speaker 2: a break.
Speaker 4: Yeah. See, that's what I mean when I'm like, I
Speaker 4: don't want to be melodramatic about my r thigh injury
Speaker 4: because that would be fun.
Speaker 2: Oh it was awful?
Speaker 1: Is that when you fell down the stairs at a
Speaker 1: lobster place?
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about it. Why would you
Speaker 2: bring that up?
Speaker 4: Jere Have I heard this story?
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 4: Okay, well don't.
Speaker 2: Then it's Joe Hockey. He wants me to talk about it.
Speaker 2: I'll talk about it. So I was at a at
Speaker 2: a restaurant. Actually, let me set the scene.
Speaker 4: Maybe I have heard it.
Speaker 2: Someone else talk he heard it?
Speaker 4: Yep, have you heard it? He's heard it once, and
Speaker 4: I'll let you know if I've heard it.
Speaker 2: I was at a seafood restaurant, a lob actually it
Speaker 2: was a crab lobster restaurant that was their specialty. It
Speaker 2: was Thursday night and all night I'm cracking open this crack, chink, chink,
Speaker 2: Eat Eat, but it's covered in creole butter, and the
Speaker 2: creole butter spills all over the floor. And because it's,
Speaker 2: you know, a crab restaurant, everyone's been doing that all night.
Speaker 2: The floor is just laid in a thin eyer of butter.
Speaker 2: Very early, so I'm walking down the stairs. There's a
Speaker 2: giant crab on the wall the size of a small car,
Speaker 2: and I go, that's cute because they had eyes and
Speaker 2: a funny little mouth. And I looked up and I
Speaker 2: was looked up. I missed a step and my heavy
Speaker 2: left woods slipped on the creole butter, and the tendon
Speaker 2: went like a lastic band and it snapped and it
Speaker 2: bunched up halfway up my calf and I fell down
Speaker 2: the stairs. And then I went back sorry, and I
Speaker 2: went halbal was with two girls that hosted a radio show.
Speaker 4: Yes, now I know it, now I know it, but
Speaker 4: I've not heard this detail. That's fucking hilarious. Yeah, didn't
Speaker 4: you come to work with like a moon boot on?
Speaker 2: I had a moon boot for that.
Speaker 4: For some reason, I was thinking, I didn't know you.
Speaker 4: I do remember this, Imber, Holy shit, I didn't realize
Speaker 4: the butter situation.
Speaker 2: And I said, I'm fine, I'll drive home. Drove home.
Speaker 2: Halfway home, my leg had swollen so much I couldn't
Speaker 2: accelerate or break, so I had to pull over. My
Speaker 2: dad had to come and pick me up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, at least you have family in town to help
Speaker 4: you out.
Speaker 2: It's exactly right. Anyway, I went to the physio and
Speaker 2: he was like, let me rub this sor ballon cream
Speaker 2: in and he just.
Speaker 4: Wanted Philberleine again.
Speaker 2: Sawbollleon's like moisturizer.
Speaker 4: But oh yeah, I was thinking of Athelene. I was like,
Speaker 4: how's that gonna?
Speaker 2: Hello? I just saw bleon and then he strapped me
Speaker 2: right up. I was like, you know, Maria Sharapo.
Speaker 4: How long did you have that thing on?
Speaker 2: That bloody eight weeks? I think? And then I.
Speaker 4: Completely forgot about that period of our life.
Speaker 2: It didn't our life. I remarried couple about just before
Speaker 2: we had baby Simon. Oh yeah, when mich had the
Speaker 2: full there's a rough couple of months. We missed a
Speaker 2: couple mortgage repayments too, because he was off. Yeah, the minds.
Speaker 2: You didn't get ap proeve for work, and we couldn't
Speaker 2: get leave either, and Marabella got pneumonia straight after. It
Speaker 2: was awful. There was a rough shrot that way that year.
Speaker 2: Then we lost Dot in December. We lost Dot around Christmas.
Speaker 4: And Clem but January, oh.
Speaker 2: Clem God, I told Clem, don't feed the crocodiles. We did.
Speaker 2: We said, I've been doing it for my whole life.
Speaker 4: At Lengthy died doing what he loved.
Speaker 2: Claim that night no one answered. I thought they got him.
Speaker 1: It was beautiful funeral though it was.
Speaker 2: Beautiful, the bagpipes, nice touch, what he wouldn't wanted anyway.
Speaker 2: So yeah, but my leg didn't recover for I reckon twelve,
Speaker 2: it was really tender. Wow, you sort of healed, but
Speaker 2: then you've still got that recovery period where you can't
Speaker 2: do any you know, higher exercise, and that kills me
Speaker 2: because I love I just love to get up and go.
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: That's actually what has been the roughest is that I
Speaker 4: can't exercise it that much. And I've other people that
Speaker 4: have had other injuries much more experime than mine have
Speaker 4: said like, oh, it's actually you don't realize how how
Speaker 4: much impacts you mentally when you can't do the things
Speaker 4: that you usually do yeah, fucked, but anyway, we'll get there.
Speaker 4: We'll get there.
Speaker 2: Here we are, you know, robbing generalism, but class, we're
Speaker 2: talking about not being able to do your exercise.
Speaker 4: Just I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Instead of coming on air sorry on the every week
Speaker 4: and bitching about it, let's have a conversation about it.
Speaker 4: Either find another Zoomber studio or a different time, or
Speaker 4: we agree to a different recording day. Don't just come
Speaker 4: on wait for the mic so to be like, I
Speaker 4: can't go to Zoomber because of this.
Speaker 1: It's going to get old, Okay, whatever, let's move on,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 4: We won't come up with a solution. Then you're on
Speaker 4: your own.
Speaker 1: There, you are flapping like an albatroth.
Speaker 4: Just keep just keep, just keep disappointing your Zoomer instructor
Speaker 4: week afterwards.
Speaker 2: I let's all settle that, okay, deal.
Speaker 1: I will I will be a disappointment.
Speaker 4: I will assist.
Speaker 2: A disappointment.
Speaker 1: Yes, I could have told you that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jeane Dally Watkins could have told her that.
Speaker 2: Beyond how hey, you know what we should do Ouiji board, No,
Speaker 2: but we should do one with June Dally. Try to
Speaker 2: connect to her. June Dally, she.
Speaker 4: Just spells out the word yuck.
Speaker 2: If a.
Speaker 4: Not in Martigras season, I thought we were allowed to
Speaker 4: say it. I think we are, but other people listening
Speaker 4: might not have such a flippant regard of the word
Speaker 4: as very true.
Speaker 1: Miss Dally wouldn't have, like.
Speaker 4: Did you not? Did you see all the brands during
Speaker 4: Martigra season that were trying to create woke ads and
Speaker 4: what they were doing was reading out the homophobic comments
Speaker 4: they get And it's like, no, no, no, that's not helpful
Speaker 4: to like this was clearly a straight person's idea to
Speaker 4: read out these things like you don't remind people.
Speaker 1: And it was the Australian Federal Police.
Speaker 4: That's right. There's been a couple though, there's been a couple.
Speaker 4: I swear to Funk, I will break your fingers.
Speaker 2: She's listening. She's always listening for targeted ads. I couldn't
Speaker 2: stop it from talking Siri if she wants to chime in,
Speaker 2: she's heard the homophobic.
Speaker 4: Messages too, and they actually are always listening.
Speaker 2: Yes, because I got tailored ads the other day for
Speaker 2: beef jerky. Never once did I search it, but I
Speaker 2: was telling Hayden just how much I wanted beef jerky
Speaker 2: and it's like Ozzie builtong emu kangaroo beef.
Speaker 4: I don't really mind. I don't really say much, to
Speaker 4: be honest.
Speaker 1: No, but yesterday I got an ad from a Muslim
Speaker 1: dating site and I've never mentioned anything like that.
Speaker 4: I keep getting the ad for that bloody tongue scraper,
Speaker 4: and I mentioned.
Speaker 2: That last week.
Speaker 4: Well before that, did you google that tongue scraper that
Speaker 4: makes your breath like your tongue not all white? And no,
Speaker 4: it's it's always been there. I've never googled it.
Speaker 2: Isn't that body interesting?
Speaker 6: God?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I always get ads for? That
Speaker 2: dice and blow dryer? Really, I love one of those.
Speaker 2: If you ever, guys, get me a gift last Christmas,
Speaker 2: I got your both gifts. You didn't get me one.
Speaker 2: I would love the dice some one.
Speaker 4: I'm the gift that keeps on you are you know?
Speaker 2: I'm surprised this show's gone on as long as it hasn't?
Speaker 1: I know me too.
Speaker 4: What made you think that it wasn't going to last
Speaker 4: longer than seventeen episodes?
Speaker 2: Your lack of commitment.
Speaker 4: Ordinarily I might have a sense of humor about that joke,
Speaker 4: but when I'm literally injured and exhausted an agony from overworking.
Speaker 4: I don't find that funny.
Speaker 2: I know I'm just.
Speaker 4: To your timing anyway. Hell with everyone, you're good, you.
Speaker 2: Don't want good. I'm good. I had something to bring
Speaker 2: up in this bit, but you know me, I couldn't.
Speaker 2: Bloody god, can you believe Guess who this is?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's Kate Dally Watkins, her daughter.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is.
Speaker 4: Stop slagging off my mother's fine.
Speaker 2: She didn't say that. She said she never liked.
Speaker 4: Jenny Daly Watkin, Tiffany Jane Dally walking to the name
Speaker 4: her daughter, can wait, Junior. It wouldn't be something modern
Speaker 4: like I know, it'd.
Speaker 2: Be Peach Daily Watkins, Jenne. Do we have jamm.
Speaker 1: Carol and Lisa? That Carol spelt c A R E l.
Speaker 4: Also, all she needed was Stevie and she's got the
Speaker 4: saddle club.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she does. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I want to hear her one more time. I want
Speaker 2: to just picture a voice.
Speaker 5: Don't have a perfect.
Speaker 4: You have a perfect perfect.
Speaker 5: To know all the right things to do is so important?
Speaker 2: Why does she know all the right things that?
Speaker 4: Well, that's what I'm like. It's a little bit arrogant.
Speaker 1: She's not claiming that she does. She's been edited that
Speaker 1: way by SBS or whatever.
Speaker 4: Oh God, calm down.
Speaker 1: Yes, I do have to defend.
Speaker 2: Her coming across as a bit of her.
Speaker 4: She can't defend herself beyond the grave.
Speaker 2: Get it.
Speaker 4: That was stupid. You know something I've noticed about you,
Speaker 4: Mitchell Churing. Tell me, apart from the fact that you're
Speaker 4: the most irritating person ever man, true, you get away
Speaker 4: with calling people just by the first letter of their
Speaker 4: first name, Like you just called Jenna Jay. Remember that
Speaker 4: we had that Georgia Chicken? Is it just you and
Speaker 4: you called it? You're like, hey gee, And I'm like,
Speaker 4: I could never pull that on you say it was
Speaker 4: such confidence. I don't know, because I've heard you say
Speaker 4: it a few times to a few different people. It
Speaker 4: only works with letters like you couldn't say, hey, am,
Speaker 4: that's that sounds ship?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: True? You called You used to call Talsia t when
Speaker 4: she worked in our office.
Speaker 2: I did. Then the earthquake and she had to leave,
Speaker 2: poor thing.
Speaker 4: This is why I don't like this section of the show.
Speaker 4: I can't have a conversation either a sound effect or
Speaker 4: some dumb okay, it's not like this. During the show
Speaker 4: with it.
Speaker 2: Bits are done, the bits are over. Do you know
Speaker 2: we haven't done a while and I want to do
Speaker 2: next week Coughing Fit Chicken. Yeah.
Speaker 4: True, we haven't known anyone.
Speaker 2: I'd like to do a Coughing Fit Chicken.
Speaker 4: Last time we rated your celeb black book, Yeah, we
Speaker 4: should do yours. Do I even have any celebs in here?
Speaker 2: I actually have had made a couple of additions to
Speaker 2: my solib bike book.
Speaker 4: Did you just want to bring that up? Let me
Speaker 4: see who's the most famous. You know, I've got bo
Speaker 4: Ryan's number. We could Coughing Fit Chick and him. The
Speaker 4: irony being that he sold that segment for Carl and Jackie. Oh,
Speaker 4: They're like I heard it one day. It was like
Speaker 4: both coffin calls. I was like, what the fuck's and
Speaker 4: he does the exact.
Speaker 1: Same thing, and it's part of a show that stole
Speaker 1: our song.
Speaker 2: What yeah, get off Ryan, Ryan.
Speaker 4: I will hand it to them. It's a fucking brilliant idea.
Speaker 4: I'd steal it too if I hadn't come up with
Speaker 4: it as well.
Speaker 2: It's true, I mean, no one else. I think I'm
Speaker 2: the only one that could do a good coughing FITCHI
Speaker 2: commit to the role, and I have smokers calf and
Speaker 2: I thought smart.
Speaker 4: So far we've called ben Fordham some Bushleton Live.
Speaker 2: She shared it on her Facebook only the last week.
Speaker 2: She goes, I only just found this. These two boys
Speaker 2: or maybe one's a girl, I'm not sure called I
Speaker 2: only just found the video. Here it is.
Speaker 4: And then the other one we did with Bunnings when
Speaker 4: you were Santa. So you know what, I think we
Speaker 4: are due for another copping fit Chicken.
Speaker 2: We'll do that in the next couple weeks, if not
Speaker 2: next week. Also, I want to do a Witch Mitch,
Speaker 2: another Witch Mitch because the people know who we are.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that segment? Yeah, so read you your memory.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's still here.
Speaker 4: Well, Jenna has to do that, and she's resigned as
Speaker 4: a producer. She goes around the office and she gets
Speaker 4: people to compliments. They say, Mitch is really smart, Mitch
Speaker 4: is really funny, and we have to guess which one
Speaker 4: they were talking about, and only she knows because she
Speaker 4: was there. So, yes, we don't have a producer to
Speaker 4: do that.
Speaker 2: A good point.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 2: I can do it.
Speaker 4: I'll do something now, But then you'll know you have
Speaker 4: to guess who which Mitch was, And if you're there
Speaker 4: getting the compliment, you'll know true.
Speaker 1: No, and they'll be like, oh I have to say Cherry.
Speaker 2: I could get them to say it. I'll say, hey,
Speaker 2: say a compliment for one of us, then write it
Speaker 2: on this piece of paper and I'll never look.
Speaker 4: All right, you go, fron, I'm not going to stop you.
Speaker 2: If I don't want to do it over and I'm tired,
Speaker 2: we should go. To be honest, I've got to do
Speaker 2: my radio show. We always record over time, you know,
Speaker 2: it always gets into my night's time slot.
Speaker 4: If you're part of if you were part of our
Speaker 4: Facebook group for add brief is only the only listeners
Speaker 4: of the secret segment. The entry question is what's the
Speaker 4: name of the secret segment? The answer is ad debrief.
Speaker 4: It's a pun about having eighty d's and you can't
Speaker 4: focus and having a debrief. So if you join the group,
Speaker 4: let us know who you think we should coughing Fitch
Speaker 4: Chicken next week. Yeah, we could do Kyle like do
Speaker 4: what No, he's already had. Okay, now we're stealing their ideas.
Speaker 4: Nat Nat True the tail won't wag the dogs. Kyle
Speaker 4: and Jackie O steal our brilliant ideas. That's how it
Speaker 4: works aroundy.
Speaker 2: When you get back to your job role, I don't know,
Speaker 2: you come work on my show, we breaths and sort
Speaker 2: of have a little hangout again, hang out together, you
Speaker 2: know what I was thinking. We haven't hung out you
Speaker 2: and I in months years.
Speaker 4: No, the last time we hung out was when we
Speaker 4: went to where would you go?
Speaker 2: And what was it called? We were at your house vision.
Speaker 4: Don't get me started on that. I don't think I've
Speaker 4: ever spoken about that on here.
Speaker 2: It was the death of your husband. No, I've never
Speaker 2: spoken about that.
Speaker 4: No, No, what happened was we thought it would be
Speaker 4: nice the night that we released the first three episodes
Speaker 4: of this show. Yes to actually your idea. He said,
Speaker 4: maybe we should like have some friends around, have a
Speaker 4: few drinks, have like a little celebration. And I was like, no,
Speaker 4: I don't want to. I'm gonna be so stressed from
Speaker 4: trying to produce it all day. I'm gonna be tired.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna want to relax. You're like, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: we should, we should we should have friends around. And
Speaker 4: I was like, fine, So I invited friends around to
Speaker 4: my place. You showed up, popped a champagne pottle and
Speaker 4: then said, so I forgot that it's Hayden's mum's birthday
Speaker 4: and I've agreed to go to that, and you left
Speaker 4: before the guests are right, someone showed up for with
Speaker 4: a bottle of wine for you as a congratulations, and
Speaker 4: I got that wine. I very embarrassingly had to say
Speaker 4: he's abandoned his own launch party because of his inability
Speaker 4: to plan.
Speaker 2: No. I knew it was a birthday, but I didn't realize.
Speaker 2: I thought her birthday was on the Friday, not the Saturday.
Speaker 2: I just it was a Sunday Iday. Got confused, JN.
Speaker 4: And I just said to you. I was like, I
Speaker 4: didn't even want to do this. I'm not pissed off
Speaker 4: because you didn't come. I'm pissed off because I had to.
Speaker 2: Do it without you. Was your idea? I know, I
Speaker 2: mean nothing but wellness, you know firsty.
Speaker 4: But yeah that I don't think that even counts as
Speaker 4: us hanging out.
Speaker 2: True? Why don't we hang out? You want to just chill?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Do little bullies hang them out? We can hang Jenna
Speaker 2: and I have hung The last.
Speaker 4: Time I hung with you was seriously when we went
Speaker 4: to Berry that time.
Speaker 2: That was so random. Our friendship had just begun and you.
Speaker 4: Weren't even I don't think you were even dating Haten properly.
Speaker 2: No, he wasn't even on the scene at that point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fuck and even him for over a year. It's
Speaker 4: been over, Ethans.
Speaker 2: We hung out, we went to Burry, I drove, we
Speaker 2: got Bury Donut vans. We didn't buy the vans. We
Speaker 2: got donuts, and we had so much fun. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: like a date.
Speaker 4: It wasn't. Sorry, No, it wasn't very dateline wasn't here.
Speaker 2: We drove to b it was. I didn't think it was.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 2: I didn't think it was a date. I'm saying it
Speaker 2: was very date light.
Speaker 4: That's my bloody asked be playing up again. I didn't
Speaker 4: realize it wasn't a date.
Speaker 2: Stup my little as.
Speaker 4: I sometimes worry that people with that. I'm very careful
Speaker 4: about the language we use around this co host relationship.
Speaker 4: I'm paranoid that people are going to think couple of
Speaker 4: mitches means we're a couple.
Speaker 2: No one has ever thought that.
Speaker 4: I just I'm so worried.
Speaker 2: Now because a couple of mitches, actually, a couple is
Speaker 2: more than it really should be. A duo of mitches,
Speaker 2: A couple of mitches insinuates more than two. A couple
Speaker 2: of means too. Sorry, I think it's time to go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's meant to be sorry, Like, oh you a
Speaker 4: couple of bitches?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it. The original of this podcast, in
Speaker 2: my mind was Mitch please, a play on bitch please. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Mitch please. But you've made the great point that it
Speaker 2: doesn't really point out to what the podcast is, doesn't explain.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and also I don't think it came up an
Speaker 4: idea for what the podcast was. You said, you just
Speaker 4: came up with the name. And then I was like,
Speaker 4: what are we doing it? You're like DNA Yet I
Speaker 4: agree with you. Anyway, we really.
Speaker 2: Should get out of here. Yeah, it's been a great show.
Speaker 2: I'm exhausted, and you know what, I can never do
Speaker 2: this show right before my own kissed show because I
Speaker 2: get so exhausted.
Speaker 4: Would it be easier if, because you know how, in
Speaker 4: order to record, I have to stay back late after work.
Speaker 4: Maybe if you stay back late after work, I come
Speaker 4: in early. We record at three am, meet in the
Speaker 4: middle that's a good idea.
Speaker 2: But Jenna wouldn't be She's got to pick up.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: Imagine how different this podcast would be if we were
Speaker 4: up at three am.
Speaker 2: We'd be like, fucking I couldn't do it. I couldn't function.
Speaker 2: You know the other night I fell asleep at three.
Speaker 2: This is getting very boring. It's been a great week.
Speaker 2: We will see you next week. Maybe the coughing fit Chicken.
Speaker 2: I think we should have another, guess. I really liked
Speaker 2: having Ruby on.
Speaker 4: You know, it's funny we were we were planning to
Speaker 4: get the guys that do the podcast, oh dear on
Speaker 4: the show. Still planning to get them, Morgan and Mary,
Speaker 4: and they are so fucking lovey dovey all over Instagram
Speaker 4: about how good friends they are. Ruby and Jack also
Speaker 4: very good friends. And then we've just talked about the
Speaker 4: fact that we haven't hung out for over a year.
Speaker 2: We're friends, and we are friends. We're the type of
Speaker 2: friends they don't need to fucking flaunt it. We actually
Speaker 2: are very close.
Speaker 4: You know what, do you know what the truth of
Speaker 4: the matter is. It's just that you're You've got different
Speaker 4: priorities to me. You've got family in Sydney and you're
Speaker 4: in a relationship, those two things come first. All I've
Speaker 4: got is my friends, so I'd spend time with them
Speaker 4: all the time. But you're with your family and your boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Very true.
Speaker 4: So I never see.
Speaker 2: Between having a very close family, a loving relationship with
Speaker 2: your partner, and a fucking national radio show.
Speaker 4: And a tendency to nap all day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I love food. I've got to have my
Speaker 2: six meals at day and this podcast. I have no
Speaker 2: time to do anything. I really don't. And I've just
Speaker 2: joined TikTok I hat fifty thousand views. I know for
Speaker 2: you that's nothing, that's a drop in the water.
Speaker 4: Three point three million, but whatevery.
Speaker 2: But Jenna doing her buddy still videos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so still waiting for you to follow me back.
Speaker 2: I follow you. I sent you a gift last night.
Speaker 1: No you did not, No, you did not.
Speaker 4: Chatted out TikTok go thirty six point one thousand, the
Speaker 4: one that you me and Ruby made last year.
Speaker 2: Is that okay considering your ratio? Or is that low?
Speaker 4: It's one of my low performers, that's right, I'm not really.
Speaker 2: I actually put up the original video every time.
Speaker 4: I go on here, I put that up Oh, that's weird.
Speaker 4: That's not tiktoki.
Speaker 1: How many views for.
Speaker 2: Two eighty sis?
Speaker 4: See? This is this is why TikTok's weird. We should go,
Speaker 4: but I'm just going to keep talking. My lowest viewed
Speaker 4: video on TikTok is sixteen point three thousand views. If
Speaker 4: I got sixteen point three thousand on my Facebook page,
Speaker 4: I'd be like, I'm happy with that. It's really weird
Speaker 4: how TikTok works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the TikTok algorithm is odd. I was talking. I
Speaker 2: don't know who I was talking to about it, but
Speaker 2: I'm like, how does a good video do well? Is
Speaker 2: it because the content's good? Is that how it works?
Speaker 2: Or is it the hashtags? You use?
Speaker 4: Both?
Speaker 2: It's odd, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Bit of both.
Speaker 2: We've been to TikTok headquarters.
Speaker 4: Have you?
Speaker 2: Have you been to Facebook headquarters?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 4: I had a meeting with their two reps though, do
Speaker 4: you win a couple of months ago?
Speaker 2: Can I come? Oh you've had sorry?
Speaker 4: I had, Yeah, I already had it. We go way back,
Speaker 4: Lindley and Chow something. I don't know.
Speaker 2: You know, there's this guy who works in this building
Speaker 2: and someone said, this is chaplain When I first met him.
Speaker 2: He's lovely, but I thought he was the work chaplain.
Speaker 4: What's the chaplain priest or?
Speaker 2: I thought it was someone for therapists, and.
Speaker 4: He does wear a collar shirt.
Speaker 2: He was here, looks like a priest. So I remember
Speaker 2: someone being like, who is that. I'm like, that's our chaplain.
Speaker 2: And they used to be like, oh okay, But I
Speaker 2: have told a dozen people that he's the work chaplain.
Speaker 2: But no, his name is chaplain, someone's name being doctor,
Speaker 2: that's the doctor. My name is doctor. Anyway, we need
Speaker 2: to go. We'll be back next week. Major episode. Follow
Speaker 2: us on Instagram at Mitch Jury, at Mitchell Coombs, at
Speaker 2: fish Girl They're all our official and and at Underscore
Speaker 2: Mcloud's Underscore, Daughter's Underscore Fan Underscore.
Speaker 4: I'll see you this time next week, Mitchell and at
Speaker 4: no other time.
Speaker 2: Sounds like that Carl Stefanovic film that got absolutely asked film,
Speaker 2: that TV.
Speaker 4: Show where he is so shitty that I can't edit
Speaker 4: this nonsense. This is going to be the longest episode.
Speaker 2: Do you remember he used to do that show and
Speaker 2: it was this time next year. He talked to me,
Speaker 2: he talked to someone and then they'd cut the interview.
Speaker 2: Right at the end, and then they'd come back a
Speaker 2: year later and have them back, and it was always like, Hi,
Speaker 2: my name's Belle. I have stage four cancer. The doctor
Speaker 2: doesn't think I'm going to make it, and they'd make
Speaker 2: it very dramatic, and then she'd come back to you later,
Speaker 2: and then she comes back and goes.
Speaker 4: I was lying, but I've sold the old cookbook. I
Speaker 4: love how you said, Belle and stage.
Speaker 2: Bell Gibson, Of course I do. Yeah, that's what that's
Speaker 2: the reference. I was making.
Speaker 4: Your face that was an accident.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't be funny if he had his wife on to
Speaker 2: have a loving interview. And the year laters like, she's
Speaker 2: left me, so the show's over because they got divorced,
Speaker 2: or he's like, we're talking to the ratings of the
Speaker 2: Today Show. It's going really well. Year later, we've been canceled.
Speaker 2: Sylvia Jeffreys networks at a local autie packing bags. God,
Speaker 2: she's quick, Ali bags. Why do you have to pack
Speaker 2: your own?
Speaker 4: But I talked about this on the show, have.
Speaker 2: We Yeah, it's so goddamn.
Speaker 4: I love that we've hit that point that we've forgotten
Speaker 4: what we've already talked about. But we haven't that means
Speaker 4: we've been going on since we have three famous What
Speaker 4: happened on episode thirteen, Lizzo, No, it was our Christmas
Speaker 4: to show the last of you. Not my cup of
Speaker 4: tea came in?
Speaker 6: Ye?
Speaker 4: What happened in episode Oh?
Speaker 2: God, just give us a number.
Speaker 4: What happened in episode eleven?
Speaker 2: Oh, the red Rooster rolls?
Speaker 4: I think that was ten?
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 4: Eleven was the Katy Perry Apple Fider Vinigo channel.
Speaker 2: Oh, that was a fun episode.
Speaker 4: We talked about trees.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, we bring that back. Those ads. I saw
Speaker 2: another aid and that was I'll find it right, I'll
Speaker 2: bring it back. What was our best episode? Do you think?
Speaker 2: Not this one? God?
Speaker 4: No, don't make me laugh anyway.
Speaker 2: You know, how can people get in contact with the shows?
Speaker 1: Hit us up on our Facebook?
Speaker 4: What were we saying before that?
Speaker 2: Aldi? Chocolate? Oh the milker so good?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Fuck I what's that? What do I get from Knoppers?
Speaker 4: You know, the Knoppers from the Bosoms?
Speaker 2: As you said that, I can.
Speaker 4: Over that giant.
Speaker 2: I'm a bacup. I haven't had I haven't had Knoppers now?
Speaker 4: Oh? What they're like? That wayfer thing.
Speaker 2: And the packaging my grandmother. I'm Dutch. So my grandmother
Speaker 2: is born in Holland and she was Missholland right she was.
Speaker 2: She's a supermodel. She was the face of berry juice
Speaker 2: and she always says that she was.
Speaker 4: My mom with bog and Gate show girl.
Speaker 2: It was the face of berry juice before it had preservatives.
Speaker 2: They've got old dyes. It was really anyway. She only
Speaker 2: shops at Audi and makes all these beautiful Dutch treats
Speaker 2: and one of them is salmon mixed with mayonnaise, mixed
Speaker 2: with tuna, mixed with just chopped up pickle and then
Speaker 2: like a crackover. And I took hate them there for
Speaker 2: the first time to hang out with her, and I
Speaker 2: made him eat. It was so funny, terrible story. We
Speaker 2: need to go, oh yawning. We'll be back next week
Speaker 2: episode nineteen.
Speaker 4: You know what could be a fun game I just
Speaker 4: thought of. Now it's my fault, the wad dragging on.
Speaker 4: Going to Audi. I pick out their ripoff products. I
Speaker 4: tell you the name. You have to figure out what
Speaker 4: they're ripping off. Oh that's blood cocoa balls. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: like that. Okay, some of them are really easy, like
Speaker 4: wheat biscuits.
Speaker 2: What about preschool shock, get a surprise.
Speaker 4: Prep startle.
Speaker 2: Baby boo.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is an even funner game. We come up
Speaker 4: with the real product, and we give all these suggestions
Speaker 4: on what they could call it instead so that they
Speaker 4: don't get suits.
Speaker 2: Okay, So like milo could be my flavored dirt, sweet coffee, grounds.
Speaker 4: Brown sugar.
Speaker 2: That's a big.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 2: What about sweet soil? What about? What about mini wheats,
Speaker 2: the cereal tiny harvest wheat pillars?
Speaker 4: What about okay, dunklees, kangaroo divers.
Speaker 2: Trowning dog roll ups, Oh, sticky blinds, don't stop me?
Speaker 4: Okay? What about? Oh, now I'm on a whole other
Speaker 4: tande don't even care if I can't add it. This
Speaker 4: is this choke. You go for seven ounces?
Speaker 2: Mom's dad, Toby, Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 4: Your mother's brother, Toby.
Speaker 2: Mother's mother's brother, Toby.
Speaker 4: What about? What about what's the product laurel? Nah, you've
Speaker 4: gotta go like you've gotta go specific. Oh, Roberts Hives
Speaker 4: lubricant for your mouth.
Speaker 2: Mouthhole lubricant. What about the.
Speaker 4: Rice bubbles? Oh, Chinese puffs, ribbles.
Speaker 2: Bess marniballs. What about what about an espresso pods? Oh,
Speaker 2: that's hard George One's favorite containers. Containers.
Speaker 4: Okay, what about we need to do this next week?
Speaker 2: Why don't we always come up with well, you know,
Speaker 2: we always do. It's almost like on death I've made
Speaker 2: this reference before on Death Row, when they all the
Speaker 2: murderers admit to their crimes. They do it right before
Speaker 2: they die. Well, all our good ideas, well, good ideas
Speaker 2: come out before we know we have to go. I
Speaker 2: try to squeeze it out like an orange.
Speaker 4: What about cling wrap?
Speaker 2: Oh, that'd be uh condo.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say plastic clutch.
Speaker 2: Grip of death. We need to go. I was played
Speaker 2: this game next week? That's fine.
Speaker 4: What about aeroplane jelly oh, Bowing, triple seven, the latinous
Speaker 4: A three eighty squish.
Speaker 2: And funny one more? Jennay, give us a product? Why
Speaker 2: doesn't Jenny give us the product?
Speaker 4: Because you give us the bar the product, and we'll
Speaker 4: come up with the ripoff name. Okay, coldcate, Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: iron ore fence?
Speaker 2: What about fossil fuel fence?
Speaker 4: Give us another one?
Speaker 1: Sorry, let me think Billabong ice cream.
Speaker 4: Fuck Jolly's, Wagman's camp site, Brosen popsicles. Why do we
Speaker 4: shout I.
Speaker 1: Don't know why we could dairy farmer's milk.
Speaker 4: Oh cow out a squeeze of milk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cow we Cowie Regional edition.
Speaker 1: NERF guns.
Speaker 2: That's hard.
Speaker 4: No need to duck, it's it's fine.
Speaker 2: Maagine that on a box of a gun. No need
Speaker 2: to duck, it's just fine, Mommy, I want the No
Speaker 2: need to duck, it's just fine. No, what about what about?
Speaker 4: Okay, let's go toys. What would you call a rip
Speaker 4: off buzz light?
Speaker 2: You a rip off buzz light? You would be.
Speaker 4: Winged spacemen, humming dark months.
Speaker 2: Light your dark man.
Speaker 4: You know what we used to do back on don't
Speaker 4: vomit not my cup of tea. We used to do
Speaker 4: action would bring us the Halloween costume name, and we'd
Speaker 4: have to come up with what it was actually ripping off.
Speaker 4: So like small Wizard Boy, if you brought that costume,
Speaker 4: be Harry Potter. Yeah, so it's kind of like that. Really,
Speaker 4: I'm just sting already. What about Kleenex tissues? Come racks, cheery,
Speaker 4: that was too, don't rab it in. I've got a story.
Speaker 2: We should go. It's been a pleasure, a really great show.
Speaker 2: We will see you next week for Yeah, we should
Speaker 2: actually go. We should go. I've got to do my
Speaker 2: night show. Well, a lovely great show. We'll see you
Speaker 2: see you then.
Speaker 4: All right, thanks guys, we'll catch you saying bye bye bye.
Speaker 4: I'm new recording, so just go like bye bye, all right,
Speaker 4: bye see you. I'm not editing in the music. You
Speaker 4: have to play the music, no, because we.
Speaker 2: Kind of end. Do you play music at the end.
Speaker 2: I don't even think I've ever gotten this far of
Speaker 2: our own show, to be honest.
Speaker 4: Alright, bye bye, guys, stayed it up, good boy,