Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney fell several meters from a
Speaker 2: trapeze while performing in the musical Pippot.
Speaker 3: Some Cookie.
Speaker 4: Some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 5: Bring pikes, nurseries, mercury pikes, p y k e.
Speaker 1: S Hey, why I hey, as.
Speaker 3: In kill hey? Why okay?
Speaker 6: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults?
Speaker 4: Shood?
Speaker 6: Why is life so expensive?
Speaker 3: I'm not even having a good time.
Speaker 1: This is just a couple of mitches.
Speaker 4: What about me?
Speaker 3: Don't forget who?
Speaker 4: No, he is mixture and it's eighty four nock knock?
Speaker 7: Who's there? I'm here?
Speaker 4: High dumb bitch is at the door?
Speaker 7: Excuse me? How very dare you?
Speaker 4: Sorry? Also to get to your house, Mitchell, you know
Speaker 4: you have to knock on seventeen doors. It's hell.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm actually moving apartments very soon. Did I tell you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: No, I knew you were looking, but I didn't realize
Speaker 4: you have you found one?
Speaker 7: Found one moving in a couple of weeks and it
Speaker 7: has an elevator, so even more doors to get through.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, our pricekeeper Jene is here. Jenny. You
Speaker 4: know Jenna and I have entered your house at the
Speaker 4: same time, and it's like one of those haunted mansions
Speaker 4: where they've got seventeen doors and like no one falls
Speaker 4: into a laugh a pit in the other one's a
Speaker 4: bit of snakes and only one gets you inside, and
Speaker 4: then you end up.
Speaker 8: In a garage and it's all very odd.
Speaker 4: It's really trippy, Mitchell. So you're moving, that's very exciting.
Speaker 4: Nice nice place.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's really lovely. But I'm just like going through
Speaker 7: that process that Sam has just been through, where I'm like, oh, moving,
Speaker 7: it's such a punish Sam.
Speaker 4: It's annoying, right.
Speaker 5: I locked down the day that COVID started. Oh, it
Speaker 5: was the absolute worst. I was so excited. Got my
Speaker 5: new count you're gonna get on my new furniture. Haven't
Speaker 5: gone a single thing. I've still got moving boxes.
Speaker 4: Months later, still there are people outside laughing at your jokes.
Speaker 4: What's going on out there?
Speaker 5: I've got an audience. No one cares about you guys.
Speaker 4: Wow, Oh Mitchell, that'll be hellish. If you need help,
Speaker 4: I am definitely able to give you a call and
Speaker 4: give you some mental advice that day.
Speaker 7: Yeah, good god, you're good to me. Hey, Mitch, I'm
Speaker 7: so sorry. By the way, I heard the bad news.
Speaker 7: It's how terrible you've been dethroned. That must have been hard.
Speaker 7: What do you mean, Oh haven't you heard?
Speaker 4: What do you mean dethroned?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 7: There was an ad before the Mast Singer the other night,
Speaker 7: and I thought, oh, poor Mitchell, he's lost his crown.
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear it?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What do you mean by it? The Mast Singer brought
Speaker 4: to you by Pepper Pig, the world's number one pig.
Speaker 7: According to Who, number one pig. Now you'll always be
Speaker 7: my number one pick Mitchell, No, fuck Pepper. I find
Speaker 7: pepper Pig to be quite malicious. Actually, did you see
Speaker 7: the tweet that came from the Pepper Pig account throwing
Speaker 7: shit at Kanye Web?
Speaker 4: Yes? What they say?
Speaker 7: Well, it was like a screenshot of Kanye's album rating,
Speaker 7: which was six point zero, next to a picture of
Speaker 7: Pepper Pig's album, which was rated six point five. And
Speaker 7: they were like, oh, Pepper Pig didn't need to host
Speaker 7: listening parties in Mercedes ben Sadium to get that point four.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, It's like.
Speaker 7: It's not like a child's character to be such a bitch.
Speaker 8: No, But then they deleted it an hour later.
Speaker 7: Really, yeah, well, you know they went soft.
Speaker 4: The scariest part. Have you googled how tall is Pepper Pig? Mitchell?
Speaker 4: Do it right now? Google?
Speaker 7: Isn't it monstrous? Why do I have to fucking do it?
Speaker 4: Reaction?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 7: I know this, it's something ridiculous, right.
Speaker 4: If you google how tall is Pepper Pig? The answer
Speaker 4: is seven feet and one inch.
Speaker 7: Taller than you and you're on exactly a small boy.
Speaker 4: No wait, all of than he's seven foot one. That
Speaker 4: would insinuate that her parents are ten feet long.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, they're like the size of my swim.
Speaker 4: Far who's horrific. Away, I've been dethroned. That's fine, I
Speaker 4: don't mind.
Speaker 7: Have you been watching the Mask singer though?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I have?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm really Have you heard the Kebab?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had the one in the Kebab
Speaker 7: mask As if that's not Jack Fitch.
Speaker 4: I know it was gonna let me fine, it has
Speaker 4: to be him. And they're all guessing women, right, They're
Speaker 4: all like, I know that woman's voice.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll find it because everyone like you can't not
Speaker 7: recognize his voice. They've tried to like manipulate an auto
Speaker 7: tuna to bit here, we go.
Speaker 6: Here, we go to hear the voice sitting here?
Speaker 3: That's him?
Speaker 7: Like, are they stupid? Did they all think we're dumb?
Speaker 4: Fucking Danny? And that could be my sister Kylie.
Speaker 8: No, it's not your assistance.
Speaker 7: It's so clearly him.
Speaker 4: Should we call him? You've got his number. You're better
Speaker 4: friends than him than I am. Why don't you call
Speaker 4: him and just go? Are you the kebab? Get his
Speaker 4: answer and a hang out?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a bit aggressive. He's also a bit He's
Speaker 7: good like that. Like, if he's got a secret to keep,
Speaker 7: he'll keep it. But I can try, Like he wouldn't
Speaker 7: admit it if it was him, call.
Speaker 4: Him, put him. I can call it through here if
Speaker 4: you want, or do you want to call it off
Speaker 4: your mobile?
Speaker 7: I'll have to send you his number because if I
Speaker 7: do it here, you guys won't be able to say anything.
Speaker 4: That's all. Oh, you do it. We don't need to.
Speaker 4: I don't want to ambush him to think he's on
Speaker 4: the record. I think it's better if you do it. Yep,
Speaker 4: all right, calling the Kebab? I mean Jack vision.
Speaker 7: Jack, Hi, Hi Jack, it's your good friend Mitchell. I
Speaker 7: can recognize your voice even if you can't recognize mine. Dylan. Hi, Hi,
Speaker 7: I'm on the podcast. I should let you know.
Speaker 1: How are you? I?
Speaker 7: I'm good? How have you been a big night on
Speaker 7: stage last night?
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 7: You're the kabab, aren't you?
Speaker 4: Oh? No, I've been getting so many messages about this kebab.
Speaker 4: I can't deal.
Speaker 7: Yeah, probably because it's your voice. I'm not the kebab,
Speaker 7: but I think she has a great voice though she
Speaker 7: I'll he your shit, whoever it is.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, it's not me.
Speaker 7: Didn't you put out a new single recently? People can
Speaker 7: listen to that and compare the voices. We know that
Speaker 7: that's you, and when you're in studio.
Speaker 3: I wish it was.
Speaker 4: I would love to do that show.
Speaker 7: Yeah right, okay, what's the new single again?
Speaker 4: It's good? Oh my god, thank you for giving it
Speaker 4: a plug.
Speaker 7: It's called Goodbye Goodbye. You see now I've done you
Speaker 7: a favor. Now you do me a favor. You give
Speaker 7: me the exclusive. You're the fucking kebab, aren't you. I'm
Speaker 7: not sorry. Tunnel love you.
Speaker 4: You get rid of him.
Speaker 8: He's the kbab.
Speaker 7: He wouldn't admit it, but it's fucking him.
Speaker 4: She would have said, my monstrosity of a co host
Speaker 4: knows his way around a kebab and he reckons you
Speaker 4: are one I've done a kebab? So did you have to.
Speaker 7: Talk that whole time? I've made it very clear he
Speaker 7: couldn't hear you. It's very hard trying to listen to
Speaker 7: him and you when my head.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I didn't realize that we weren't patching through to
Speaker 4: the call. Anyway, it holds up. You didn't.
Speaker 7: Oh, he's calling me back.
Speaker 4: No, you can take it if you want. Nah, Well,
Speaker 4: only time will tell Mitchell HM.
Speaker 7: How embarrassing if by the time this episode comes out
Speaker 7: he's off the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and imagine by the time it airs it's Christine
Speaker 4: A Knew and he's like, I told you, welcome to
Speaker 4: the show. If it's your first time listening, welcome to
Speaker 4: Is It just Me? The podcast? Every week we start
Speaker 4: the show the same way, something we noticed, something we
Speaker 4: hate or appreciate. They're our gems, the call, and after.
Speaker 7: We've done and is it just me? Each today we've
Speaker 7: got a gas lighting Jenner coming up. It's already happened.
Speaker 7: We prank Colder last week after the show, so you'll
Speaker 7: hear what happened there. And also I have a violin
Speaker 7: right in front of me. Oh my god, you kid
Speaker 7: the last week. Yes, I picked it up because I
Speaker 7: organized a saxophone for Mitch last week to see if
Speaker 7: he still remembered how to play it. Now it's my
Speaker 7: turn see if I remember.
Speaker 4: I haven't heard this story, but I couldn't hire one.
Speaker 4: We had to buy it on Facebook market.
Speaker 8: Wait you bought it.
Speaker 4: Year, Mitchell, aren't it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I now own this all.
Speaker 4: The podcast does. That's one of our assets. Is it
Speaker 4: used violin?
Speaker 7: It is? Well, we'll see if all the money my
Speaker 7: parents spent on violin lessons it was worth it?
Speaker 4: Yes, very true? All right, My agent this week came
Speaker 4: to me in a fever dream. I woke up like
Speaker 4: ten am scrolling through Instagram and I saw something on
Speaker 4: someone's stories, and I think we can implement it into
Speaker 4: our show.
Speaker 7: Okay, quick question before we move on the whole time
Speaker 7: we've been doing this podcast together nearly two years. I've
Speaker 7: heard you say that phrase fever dream a million times.
Speaker 7: I don't know what that means. What's a fever dream?
Speaker 4: Oh, a fever dream like you know when you're really sick,
Speaker 4: or you've got a high fever and you're really hot
Speaker 4: and you're kind of like hallucination.
Speaker 7: You haven't really whacked dreams.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of like when you're sick.
Speaker 7: How often's that happening to you? You use that phrase
Speaker 7: all the time.
Speaker 4: No, it's an expression like a fever dream Like it's
Speaker 4: not real. I'm not actually having fever dreams, although it
Speaker 4: wouldn't surprise.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna say you were right.
Speaker 4: It's a coin of phrase. All right, Well let's get
Speaker 4: into it. Can I go first?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Go for God?
Speaker 4: Here we go?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Is this the best way to introduce your guests on
Speaker 4: your show? Ever? So I've got some more.
Speaker 7: Because everyone out there has shows? Do they how relatable?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: The best thing about you is that you're always in touch.
Speaker 7: I don't want to hear anything to the contrary, never
Speaker 7: out of touch.
Speaker 4: This is up there with it? Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Or a red carpet's exhausted.
Speaker 8: That it should have been in my junk?
Speaker 4: But just who is filming a full day of television exhausting?
Speaker 7: Is it just me? Or is it so annoying when
Speaker 7: they charge you so much tax? When you earn over
Speaker 7: a billion.
Speaker 4: Is it just me? Or is the one yacht rule ridiculous?
Speaker 7: Okay, what are you getting out?
Speaker 4: What do you want to say again? So this TV
Speaker 4: panel show, it's like a game show in the afternoon
Speaker 4: in the UK. But the way that the host introduces
Speaker 4: the guests, which are everyday civilians, they're just people that
Speaker 4: want to win the money, is absolutely ludicrous and I
Speaker 4: think it's I think we can take it on board.
Speaker 4: So have a listen. I've got a grab. This is
Speaker 4: from last night's episode.
Speaker 9: Tim Robinson, a keen traveler who caused a tailback in
Speaker 9: the Dartford Tunnel when he ran into the back of
Speaker 9: a sab Rob Butlin, a marathon runner who's traveled through
Speaker 9: all two hundred and seventy London Tube stations in eighteen hours,
Speaker 9: well dressed as Father Christmas. And they're Captain Terry Prett,
Speaker 9: a former bookmaker who's been assembling a stand for his
Speaker 9: television since early two thousand and three.
Speaker 4: Right weird?
Speaker 7: What Why do they get so specific? They would have
Speaker 7: had to have asked so many questions to find those
Speaker 7: fun facts. You know, whenever you get one of those
Speaker 7: like get to know you things, they say what's the
Speaker 7: random fun fact about yourself? I can never remember anything
Speaker 7: off the top of my head.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I always used to say, like, you know, it's
Speaker 4: like two truths in a lie. I would always say
Speaker 4: I was born with one lang, which is true, and
Speaker 4: I have had my ears pierced, which isn't true, but
Speaker 4: everyone always thought it was.
Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah, I noticed that whenever people do those things,
Speaker 7: like the true one is too specific that it can't
Speaker 7: not be that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, very true. My auntie once met a guy
Speaker 4: in October twelfth, nineteen seventy four that had an oscar.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like, oh, I have a tattoo, or I
Speaker 7: will telled at gunpoint in Beirute, and it's like, well,
Speaker 7: how did you think of the second one?
Speaker 4: It's obviously that I've never had a feeling, or I
Speaker 4: was in a car crash that killed three people on
Speaker 4: the twelfth of October. I think it's the second. Anyway,
Speaker 4: it gets worse because this is how she announces the
Speaker 4: competing team.
Speaker 9: Harry Kanaharutnam a Keen amateur musician who was stung by
Speaker 9: a scorpion targeted by sniper ripe and contracted dysentery on
Speaker 9: a holiday to Sri Lanka James True, a property solicitor
Speaker 9: who wants her to tell Lennox Lewis that cranberry juice
Speaker 9: wasn't on the menu. And there Captain Lucy Harry, a
Speaker 9: law graduate who spent a morning in China shoveling panda feces.
Speaker 3: What why?
Speaker 7: Yeah, And by the time they moved on to the
Speaker 7: next fact, I've only just processed the one I heard
Speaker 7: there was that was information overload.
Speaker 4: Paul Carrot Directive or whatever the first guy's name was,
Speaker 4: was held at sniper gunpoint. And by the time you
Speaker 4: processed that, the poor girl had dysentery.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know how you said we could take this on.
Speaker 7: Let's not That was.
Speaker 4: Right, you know what? And that was called a brainstorm? Yes, yes,
Speaker 4: all right, Well I got that out of my system.
Speaker 4: You're ready, Mitch, hm hit me?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: Have you noticed that old people always say dirty shit
Speaker 7: without realizing?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like what it's a classic.
Speaker 7: Oh, there's so many. Like my friend Katie. I was
Speaker 7: catching up with her recently and she went to visit
Speaker 7: her grandmother and she took her son with her, so
Speaker 7: his great grandmother and he was like playing around doing
Speaker 7: what kids do you know picking up everything off the shelf,
Speaker 7: and he found this cat ornament and he put it
Speaker 7: in his mouth. And then the old friggin great grandma says, no, no, vance,
Speaker 7: we don't eat pussy.
Speaker 4: Oh dear, he can eat whatever he wants.
Speaker 7: Well, I feel that she has quite a point. I
Speaker 7: don't recommend eating pussy.
Speaker 4: Eye should get her on the show exactly.
Speaker 7: But no, my name does the same. It reminded me
Speaker 7: many years ago we had just finished Christmas lunch and
Speaker 7: her and Pop left quite early after lunch, and I
Speaker 7: was like, guys, why are you leaving already? And Nan says, oh,
Speaker 7: we've got to go. Pop's knocked up.
Speaker 8: My mom says that all the time.
Speaker 4: Wait what does it mean?
Speaker 8: Like tired, needs a nap?
Speaker 7: But the knocked up means something very different to us.
Speaker 8: Wow, are you walking with my mom? And I'll be tired.
Speaker 8: And she'd be like, oh, you're knocked up?
Speaker 7: Really, Oh you knocked up, sweetheart, Jenna. Would she react
Speaker 7: the same way if you actually told her you're with child.
Speaker 7: Oh you're knocked up, darling, that's all right, we'll just
Speaker 7: go home.
Speaker 4: Probably if you called your mum right now, he said, Hi,
Speaker 4: it's been a long Wednesday. I'm knocked up. She would
Speaker 4: do it? Can you call it? Okay, text me a number. Oh,
Speaker 4: we're calling Jenna's mother Rumsfeld. Sorry, not Rumsfeld, now it's Rumsfeld.
Speaker 7: Even a name?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Darling. Jenna's mum Rosemary.
Speaker 7: Roslyn.
Speaker 4: You're going Jenna.
Speaker 1: Id Hello?
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 7: Is that you Jo?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I'm just walking to the podcast. All right, I'm just
Speaker 8: so knocked up.
Speaker 3: Oh how come?
Speaker 8: I don't know. I'm just really knocked up.
Speaker 6: Oh, Jim, that's not good. No you are.
Speaker 8: Yeah. Wait, Mitch is calling me.
Speaker 4: Hello, it's Mitch, and Mitch were here.
Speaker 7: Oh oh sorry, you're too.
Speaker 6: You're all together, We all together.
Speaker 4: We wanted to know if you thought knocked up meant
Speaker 4: something different to what Jenna thinks, because we think it
Speaker 4: means something else. But I know it's I means she's tired.
Speaker 8: Do you always say that?
Speaker 10: I would love it if it was something else.
Speaker 6: So you're not knocked up? Is this only a joke?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's got heaps of energy. She's glowing. Actually, she
Speaker 4: looks radiant.
Speaker 2: Oh thank god.
Speaker 10: As long as I don't mind about the other knocked up,
Speaker 10: As long as you.
Speaker 4: Would you like to be a grandmother. Are you waiting
Speaker 4: for it to happen?
Speaker 10: I would love to be a grandmother.
Speaker 4: You'd be such a good grandmother.
Speaker 6: Oh, I love it.
Speaker 7: I'd spoil.
Speaker 4: We'll get cracking, Jenna, And let's just hope when the
Speaker 4: day comes she isn't actually knocked up on the way
Speaker 4: to work. All right, Love to talk to you, Les,
Speaker 4: She's so sweet.
Speaker 7: Anyway, I continue. I wanted to know other people who
Speaker 7: have noticed old people saying dirty shit without realizing. So
Speaker 7: I've got a bunch of voice messages that people sent
Speaker 7: to me in Instagram. Do want to hear them?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Go for this?
Speaker 7: Okay, So first up, Chris sent this in about something
Speaker 7: his granddad says.
Speaker 4: Hey, it's Chris from Yamba, and my grandfather once said
Speaker 4: he was absolutely jizzing for a cup of tea. Oh what,
Speaker 4: I've been there?
Speaker 7: What makes them think that jizzing means like stinging for
Speaker 7: a cup of teas?
Speaker 4: I guess? I guess vocabulary changes so quickly, even ten
Speaker 4: years ago, I don't think jizzing was really thrown around
Speaker 4: like it is now. True.
Speaker 7: So Jenna, can you google jizzing?
Speaker 4: Can get off the work WiFi?
Speaker 7: Yeah, we'll come back to that. Nikki sent this one
Speaker 7: and she had one of those old haggard choir teachers
Speaker 7: in school. Right, here's what happened.
Speaker 10: Okay, it's Nikki from New Zealand choir teacher. Whenever should
Speaker 10: teach a particular song, it started on the D chord,
Speaker 10: So whenever we'd learned, she'd tell the pianist give me
Speaker 10: the D. And we were so disciplined that she never
Speaker 10: worked it out.
Speaker 4: Class seven B. What is so funny.
Speaker 7: To go googling? Gz?
Speaker 8: Yes, I've got it here.
Speaker 7: Okay, cool.
Speaker 8: So it was put on Urban Dictionary in two thousand
Speaker 8: and four.
Speaker 7: I don't check Urban Dictionary of the origin.
Speaker 8: That is the only thing.
Speaker 7: I can school.
Speaker 4: So Sam has something, so can.
Speaker 5: Confirm that not at any point has meant just excitement
Speaker 5: in it comes from the word jism, which is only
Speaker 5: just it's only come. That's the only definition.
Speaker 7: Is jizzum the full word for jizz.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So, so jizzing comes from the word jism, which is
Speaker 5: with a nest.
Speaker 7: What's jizz?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's jism?
Speaker 5: It's just come?
Speaker 4: Oh. So jizing is like a colloquial term, yeah.
Speaker 5: Like it's a verb.
Speaker 7: I've never heard the full word for it. Mitchie say
Speaker 7: that several times a day. Jiz am hungry, I do. Yeah,
Speaker 7: all right, this one comes from Ben.
Speaker 6: Hey, it's Ben from Beaumain.
Speaker 5: Whenever my grandma eats too much food, she says, I'm railed.
Speaker 6: It's quite concerning.
Speaker 4: That's only a new one, to be honest. And I
Speaker 4: only found that out because I was like watching a
Speaker 4: video on Pornhub and it was like, whoever, whoever gets railed,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, they had a train station. No,
Speaker 4: it's me fucked.
Speaker 7: What were you watching on porn Hub?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: I don't know YouTube video?
Speaker 1: Move on.
Speaker 7: Pornhub sucks. Now they've got rid of all the amateur shit. Yeah,
Speaker 7: can I pass on a bit lockdown wisdom? I've attained
Speaker 7: you go because I was missing all the amateur stuff
Speaker 7: on pornhub. Thisvid dot com, get amongst that, this vid,
Speaker 7: this vid dot com amateur.
Speaker 4: I found myself on ex Hamster the other day. It
Speaker 4: sounds weird. That's the name.
Speaker 7: It's very good ex Hamster. Yeah yeah right, okay, anyway
Speaker 7: with the animal, well, why would they call it that?
Speaker 4: I don't know, shortens, that's very energetic, okay, move on,
Speaker 4: move on?
Speaker 7: All right. So one more. This one's from Beth. Hey,
Speaker 7: this is Beth from Melbourne. My grandmother one day said
Speaker 7: to my aunt, you should give him a hot tongue lashing,
Speaker 7: meaning tell him off. Everyone was in stitches. What a
Speaker 7: hot tongue lashing?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's how Jenna got this role on
Speaker 4: the podcast.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I mean in the early days, Mitch, as
Speaker 7: you might recall, I would frequently give you a hot
Speaker 7: tongue lash.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 5: Oh god.
Speaker 7: These days not so much.
Speaker 4: When I get a voice message from Mitch Coomb's on
Speaker 4: face go, oh god, is it going to be a
Speaker 4: hot tongue? Last thing? You know, my dad does this.
Speaker 4: He's not an old man. I mean that he's sixty
Speaker 4: hours so I technically guess in sometimes in your era, Jenna,
Speaker 4: he would be considered dead.
Speaker 7: Yeah he would.
Speaker 8: Twenty years ago.
Speaker 4: He constantly. And this is so funny because when I
Speaker 4: came out family from the Shire, there was a bit
Speaker 4: of there was a period where they had to sort
Speaker 4: of change some of their vocabulary. They were oh my
Speaker 4: dad said puffta like there's no tomorrow because the ex
Speaker 4: football player, and it was just in the vocab. He
Speaker 4: didn't mean any malice, but in it he probably didn't
Speaker 4: even know what was connotator as a gay man. He
Speaker 4: constantly and Mum would go, mah, you cannot say that
Speaker 4: around Mitchell and Hayden. I'm like, well, he can't really
Speaker 4: say that anywhere. I wouldn't say that at the self.
Speaker 10: Jo.
Speaker 7: He said it around you and you're loving gay boyfriend.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So my sister said the F word very early on,
Speaker 4: and I said, you know how people use gay as like, oh,
Speaker 4: my computer's broken, that's gay gay in that connotation. She's
Speaker 4: you know, almost thirty, so it's a different thing anyway.
Speaker 4: It shouldn't be justifying it. He said that. He always
Speaker 4: says this. He goes, oh, I've had such a shitty
Speaker 4: day at workshell bellt what's wrong? And it's just Marissa.
Speaker 4: She's just so anal and it drives, which is hilarious.
Speaker 4: But then Mum will go, ma, not around Mitchell and Hayden.
Speaker 4: Not the same math.
Speaker 11: You're listening to?
Speaker 6: Is it just me the podcast that A bribes you
Speaker 6: for your please.
Speaker 4: I Gay review time. If you leave us a five
Speaker 4: star review and five stars only and it gets read
Speaker 4: out on the show, you've got a week to get
Speaker 4: in contact with prize keeper Jenna, and we will send
Speaker 4: you out a season three commemorative mug which are very
Speaker 4: limited time only. I mean, Mitch, you and I were
Speaker 4: only on a FaceTime the other day discussing the summer
Speaker 4: merch line, which we can't say much about yet, but
Speaker 4: it's in the works, right, you can combine, Oh, it's.
Speaker 7: Going to be happening. We were trying to come up
Speaker 7: with like the you know, the catchy phrase for it
Speaker 7: because we had merch March and then what do we
Speaker 7: land on again?
Speaker 5: It?
Speaker 7: Is it just T shirts? That could be any month?
Speaker 4: Is it just T shirt? Is just T shirts?
Speaker 1: Was great?
Speaker 4: I know it was.
Speaker 8: Is it just rash shirts?
Speaker 7: That's what it was? Give up, it's rash shirts?
Speaker 8: Sorry spoiler.
Speaker 4: All right, you've got a week to get in touch
Speaker 4: with Jenna, Tiffany HUMPHREYZ. This is on Facebook, so if
Speaker 4: you don't listen on Apple Podcasts, you can jump over
Speaker 4: to our Facebook page. Couple of mitches. Give us five stars.
Speaker 4: Tiffany says, I love, love, love these boys, plus Jenna,
Speaker 4: contraceptive diaphragm, Sam Dott and Ida Buttrose, my god, the
Speaker 4: whole crew. Yeah, yeah, all the essentials. George conum Barus
Speaker 4: your content has the perfect balance of comedy and realistic
Speaker 4: life moments that many Ozzies could relate to. Oh, raise
Speaker 4: your hand if you've been in a coffin in a studio.
Speaker 7: So yeah, like I've already established, Mitch, it's just so relatable.
Speaker 4: Hands down, one of the best potties in ours. Keep
Speaker 4: up the epic work, you llegend. I beg your pardon,
Speaker 4: you bitch, Tiff regardless, give one yourself a mug.
Speaker 7: Thanks Tiff.
Speaker 8: Thanks.
Speaker 4: Crystal Watkins left us review on Apple Podcasts, and she
Speaker 4: says best podcast. I don't listen to podcasts or radios
Speaker 4: at all. I hate listening to people talk online, but
Speaker 4: honestly can listen to you guys all day. Always nice,
Speaker 4: a little bit of a laugh and a cheering up.
Speaker 7: Great job, guys, we've converted a Thanks Darlin.
Speaker 4: Thanks Kristal with you all right? Should we regas like Jenna?
Speaker 7: No, oh yes, we all know what this means, gas Lida.
Speaker 7: It means we're gonna mess with Jenna's mind a little bit.
Speaker 7: And the other day I saw something on the news
Speaker 7: about the fact that while the rest of Sydney is
Speaker 7: still in lockdown, not allowed to go out clubbing, not
Speaker 7: allowed to go to pubs. They were apparently going to
Speaker 7: be changing the rules when it came to weddings. So
Speaker 7: if you were getting married and you were fully vaxed,
Speaker 7: you could have a wedding with fifty people and you
Speaker 7: were allowed to dance. So while the rest of us
Speaker 7: a lockdown. Really, the only way you're allowed to have
Speaker 7: a party is if you have a wedding. Yeah, and
Speaker 7: so Mitch decided to give Jenna call. He had a
Speaker 7: bit of a proposal for her, didn't he.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, it's my birthday at the end of the month,
Speaker 4: so we have this genius idea. Let's roll the call.
Speaker 4: Hi Mitch, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 7: I'm good?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 4: Are you at home? Are you still here? I don't
Speaker 4: even pop my head around.
Speaker 7: I'm at home, I think.
Speaker 4: Christ Can you send me the saxophone photos? The guy
Speaker 4: from the sax place wants to put them on his Instagram.
Speaker 4: So I said, yes, I'll send them to you. So
Speaker 4: can you text them to me and then I'll just
Speaker 4: I'll send them to Mike id to drop it back
Speaker 4: today and he was like, oh, do you want to
Speaker 4: keep the reeds? And there's no need for me to
Speaker 4: keep those, thanks, Mike.
Speaker 8: What are you going to do with?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I know I could make fake crillic wooden nails
Speaker 4: and look like a Barbie doll, and I gave them
Speaker 4: to him. I don't need them. Hey, well I've got
Speaker 4: you quickly. I wanted to ask you something. So, Hayden
Speaker 4: and I have been talking about getting married and whatnot
Speaker 4: and maybe you know, taking that step, but the whole
Speaker 4: COVID lockdown thing, like we're not quite ready and we
Speaker 4: want to make sure our whole families can come and
Speaker 4: make it a whole thing, so we don't want to
Speaker 4: do it just yet. But as you know, my birthdays
Speaker 4: in what end of the month. It's September the third
Speaker 4: summer last day, and we kind of party. Because of lockdown,
Speaker 4: you can't do anything, like I won't be able to
Speaker 4: have any sort of party. But it was announced that
Speaker 4: you can actually celebrate if you if it's a wedding,
Speaker 4: like weddings are on you're allowed to throw a party
Speaker 4: if you're getting married.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 4: So I was thinking, oh my god, all I need
Speaker 4: to do is find a friend that would just marry me,
Speaker 4: like legally marry me, and then I could have a
Speaker 4: party and just make it my birthday party disguised as
Speaker 4: a wedding. So I know this is really awkward, but
Speaker 4: I just wanted to know if you'd marry me. I
Speaker 4: know it's stupid, what we could get divorced. It would
Speaker 4: actually be good and you can come to the party
Speaker 4: and you can actually bring your family. You don't have
Speaker 4: to knock, even though it will be my birthday party.
Speaker 4: But like we might have to put a couple of
Speaker 4: photos up to just say oh, we got married, like
Speaker 4: put you in a veil and pretend that. But then
Speaker 4: we get to throw a birthday party.
Speaker 7: Is this a joke?
Speaker 4: No, no, it's just legit. In New South Wales you
Speaker 4: can have parties for weddings. So we could literally just
Speaker 4: get married. We can do it at like the town
Speaker 4: hall in the city. We don't even have to do
Speaker 4: anything official, and we just get divorced like years later, just.
Speaker 8: So you can have a party.
Speaker 4: It's my twenty sixth birthdays. I'm gonna have a birthday party.
Speaker 4: Dancing's allowed. I thought you'd be down. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 4: will you marry me?
Speaker 8: You deserve a party.
Speaker 4: Oh it's just a piece of paper, so you will
Speaker 4: marry me?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 8: Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: Wow, the sacred wedding vows mean nothing to you, Jenna.
Speaker 8: No, they don't.
Speaker 4: Clearly, Jesus, the sanctity of marriage means nothing to our
Speaker 4: Jennebeve Benson or I'll talk to you later WiFi.
Speaker 7: Okay, Jesus, Jenna, you are very easily persuaded. Pressure happening. No,
Speaker 7: jennas not happening.
Speaker 4: We're not getting married. Okay, I'm a gay man.
Speaker 7: Sadly, I thought that she was going to like panic
Speaker 7: and freak out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you were so willing to marry me?
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you agon she was internally I reckon, she
Speaker 7: was internally freaking out. But she was just like I
Speaker 7: just say yes, little people please, there, aren't you Jenna?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Afterwards, I kept freaking out and thinking to myself and
Speaker 8: I couldn't go to sleep that night.
Speaker 4: After ma, I've got to kiss that beast at the Aldar.
Speaker 11: I didn't even think of that.
Speaker 4: Oh God, I had a heart attack thinking of that.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 11: Podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 7: Now, if you were listening to the podcast last week,
Speaker 7: I brought a saxophone in studio and I was trying
Speaker 7: to get Mitch to prove whether he can still play
Speaker 7: the saxophone after learning it as a child. And this
Speaker 7: week it's my turn. I'm going to be trying to
Speaker 7: play the violin.
Speaker 4: I actually have a grab of me playing. Last week
Speaker 4: we stuffed up there. Oh sleep over that?
Speaker 7: Oh no, I can, I can. If anyone didn't hear it,
Speaker 7: I can tell you exactly what it sounded like.
Speaker 4: I don't need.
Speaker 7: Yeah, a bit more like that. And so anyway, I
Speaker 7: organized the saxophone for Mitch. I got this stunning alto
Speaker 7: from Sydney Band Instruments, and you were trying to organize
Speaker 7: a violin higher for me. But then I got a
Speaker 7: message saying you're gonna have to head to this person's house.
Speaker 7: He lives on top of a pub. And we've actually
Speaker 7: bought the violin off Facebook marketplace, so it's ours now, okay.
Speaker 7: So I'm like, right, sweet, okay, we own a.
Speaker 4: Violin, and we negotiate down. We got it for almost
Speaker 4: half priced. Thank you very Did I haggle down? He
Speaker 4: was like, no, it's rare and vintage Mahogany. I'm my
Speaker 4: lowest offer is this.
Speaker 7: Well, it's funny you mentioned half price because you asked
Speaker 7: me last week. Do I have to get a specific violin?
Speaker 7: And I said, no, they're all the same. Just make
Speaker 7: sure it's full size. This is half sized.
Speaker 4: What's the fucking difference?
Speaker 7: It's half the size.
Speaker 4: Oh that a click.
Speaker 7: It's like the difference between an iPod nano and an
Speaker 7: iPod shuffle. Look how small this thing is on me?
Speaker 3: Oh it's a little fiddle.
Speaker 7: No, it's also woefully out of tune, something you didn't
Speaker 7: have to deal with when it came to the saxophone.
Speaker 7: But I thought, you know what I can push through.
Speaker 7: I'll just cop the half sized violin. I'll just play
Speaker 7: even though it's a bit small. And then I opened
Speaker 7: the case and it turns out, Mitch that the violin
Speaker 7: you bought the bow has no horse hair on it. So, unfortunately,
Speaker 7: ladies and gentlemen, I will not be playing the violin
Speaker 7: for you today. There's no horse hair.
Speaker 4: What is he supposed to pa? He said, horse hair
Speaker 4: in colder.
Speaker 7: Yeah, thanks for this, Mitch. I now have a completely
Speaker 7: fucking useless violin on my hands. I own it.
Speaker 4: Oh no, what am I supposed to do with this?
Speaker 4: Hold on? Did he tell you when you went to
Speaker 4: pick it up? What happened. Was he nice?
Speaker 7: He was actually lovely, to be honest, but he is
Speaker 7: not a violinist himself. He said that it was just
Speaker 7: given to him, and he's like, what am I going
Speaker 7: to do with it? Because when I opened it. When
Speaker 7: I opened the case, I was like, there's no horse
Speaker 7: hair on that bow and he goes, what does that mean?
Speaker 7: I was like, you know the hair that you know
Speaker 7: goes alongside the strings to actually make the note happen.
Speaker 7: This is what it sounds like about the horse hair.
Speaker 4: I can dub something in don't worry me. Oh, literally
Speaker 4: is such a.
Speaker 7: And then he said to me, no, no, there is
Speaker 7: horse hair, and he hold on opens up one of
Speaker 7: the little slots and he goes, here you go. I
Speaker 7: was like, no, that's a spare stream for the violin. No, no, no,
Speaker 7: And he goes, well, I don't know what to do
Speaker 7: about that. And I was like, well, the deal's been done,
Speaker 7: so thanks, have a nice day.
Speaker 4: Well he's the description. It says violin for sale ninety
Speaker 4: dollars or nearest offer like new working order, pick up
Speaker 4: newtown like new Yeah, it's.
Speaker 7: No horse hair that working order.
Speaker 4: Is it actual horse hair or is that like a phrase.
Speaker 7: No, it's actually a horse's taiale, like that's what they
Speaker 7: put on the violin bow to make it work. My
Speaker 7: concern that there'd be no rosin sorry, and I wouldn't
Speaker 7: be able to That's like the oil that you put
Speaker 7: on the horse hair. But I was like, Okay, if
Speaker 7: there's no rosin, I can deal. But no much bigger
Speaker 7: isha here, no horse here? I need the horse hair.
Speaker 4: Sam, can you run down of the kiss paddock and
Speaker 4: just took some horses for us?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, Mitchell, I asked him if everything was included,
Speaker 4: I can send you the transcript of my aggling.
Speaker 7: Yeah, isn't it just like classic Mitch Churry? Luck though
Speaker 7: I got you the most gorgeous alto Saxophone, brand new
Speaker 7: for sale, they just let you borrow it? And then
Speaker 7: what do I get a half size horse hairless piece
Speaker 7: of shit violin that I can't even play?
Speaker 4: Did you put some fishing wire on it?
Speaker 7: Where am I going to get fucking fishing?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 7: What are we going to do with this violin? I'm
Speaker 7: now stuck with it. I'm moving house soon. I can't
Speaker 7: be lugging crap that I don't need. And also much
Speaker 7: bigger picture issue. Here are you going to get me
Speaker 7: an actual violin to play next week?
Speaker 4: God?
Speaker 1: Not what?
Speaker 7: I just get what I'm given.
Speaker 4: We can't have the funds to buy two violins in
Speaker 4: a fortunight.
Speaker 3: Don't buy it.
Speaker 7: I didn't spend a cent on your saxophone.
Speaker 4: Hey give it to me. I'll be able to double
Speaker 4: the price. A great seller on Marketplace at five stars.
Speaker 7: You can't scam someone.
Speaker 4: What if we get a listener who is a violinist
Speaker 4: to perform our intro on violin.
Speaker 7: And as a reward for that, they get this completely
Speaker 7: useless violin.
Speaker 4: Yes, they get bare bones beginner's violin.
Speaker 7: I don't know if you understand how competitions work, like
Speaker 7: there needs to be an incentives.
Speaker 4: It'll be you can write it up. Win a free
Speaker 4: age of violin, horse haird on a good Well.
Speaker 7: This has been great, Jennet. I was so looking forward
Speaker 7: to showing off my skills.
Speaker 4: Okay, here's my commitment. I will get another violin for
Speaker 4: next time.
Speaker 8: Why don't you just get the string?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, why don't we just get a horse hair?
Speaker 7: Mitchell, a horse hair?
Speaker 4: Just one listening to this in your own horses?
Speaker 7: Please, you're going to have to get a new bow
Speaker 7: or ideally a violin that I can actually use that's
Speaker 7: the right size. I played half size violin when I
Speaker 7: was ten.
Speaker 4: I'm on marketplace now a Chester horse tail seventy dollars.
Speaker 4: I've just messaged, Oh if you tell them what you
Speaker 4: spent on the violin, is that just a horse hair? Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's a horse's tail that's been cut off.
Speaker 7: What are you going to do to attach it to
Speaker 7: the bow. It needs to be real tight. Just get
Speaker 7: me a working violin, so fucking around.
Speaker 4: All right, I'll get you another violin. Thanks.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 4: We also don't have to timeframe to next week. It'll
Speaker 4: you'll get a violin by the end of the season.
Speaker 7: Oh god, you're just trying to make your life easier.
Speaker 7: People are going to get really over this arc now
Speaker 7: when it's been a month since we've done Part two.
Speaker 4: Good things come to those who wait. Yeah, Oh, I
Speaker 4: just found one eighty dollars that's in our budget.
Speaker 7: No, you're not buying one. I might have to keep
Speaker 7: saying this.
Speaker 4: Because it's the same price as a higher and I
Speaker 4: just can't efic spend the same money for a once
Speaker 4: off when you could get a full working violin.
Speaker 7: Well, I'll tell you what that logic looks like, Mitchell.
Speaker 7: It looks like this. I've got a pizza shit violin
Speaker 7: with no horse hair, and it's half the size. It's useless.
Speaker 7: So just hire a one or borrow one like I did. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 7: I'll put you back on probation, Dylan, don't you worry.
Speaker 4: I'm very sorry, Mitchell. But to be fair, that that
Speaker 4: snake oil salesman that lives above the pub swindled me.
Speaker 7: That's happened to you, wouldn't it. Yeah, all right, guys,
Speaker 7: thanks for joining us for what has been the worst
Speaker 7: episode of Is it just me in History? Brill We
Speaker 7: appreciate your company. What do you mean it was brilliant?
Speaker 1: It was a great bit.
Speaker 4: I a thoroughly enjoyed. I've had a great time.
Speaker 8: I hated it.
Speaker 7: Okay, where are my notes? Where are my notes? Mitch
Speaker 7: thought that having a show and introducing guests with somehow
Speaker 7: relatable to the broader public. My Violin's fucked. Jenna agreed
Speaker 7: to get married instead of freaking out like we wanted
Speaker 7: her to. Is there anything else anyone wants to add?
Speaker 4: No, Sam may think from you it's fail after fail.
Speaker 5: We didn't find out whether the kabab was really the kebab.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that was bullshit too. Yeah, this sucks.
Speaker 4: The whole show has been bullshit.
Speaker 7: You're just like Jenner. I've persuaded you really quick.
Speaker 4: There. I had a I was about to say. But
Speaker 4: even on our most bullshit day, we are better than
Speaker 4: the best show in the world. At al Lowis, we're
Speaker 4: at our highest. That's all I want you to remember.
Speaker 4: We end the episode, we really are a team and
Speaker 4: a family.
Speaker 7: Look at Sam's face, He's like, what the fuck is
Speaker 7: this going to get on about?
Speaker 4: All Right, guys, let's go, but please leave us a
Speaker 4: review five stars or four for this week's podcast. We
Speaker 4: really will accept either. Listen next week. It'll be great
Speaker 4: for episode eighty five.
Speaker 7: Hey. By the way, exciting news for anyone who was
Speaker 7: a fan of Nat Penfold. He's been a guest on
Speaker 7: our pod cast many times. If you tune into Kiss
Speaker 7: one O six five, she'll be joining our mate Mitch
Speaker 7: over there every morning for breakfast, filling in for Kyle
Speaker 7: and Jackie. So if you've got the iHeartRadio app, tune
Speaker 7: in this morning on Kiss.
Speaker 4: Yes, So I'm leaving the night show for a week
Speaker 4: and I'm taking over for Kyle and Jackie O. We're
Speaker 4: doing Spring Breakfast and I'm hosting it. That's coming on.
Speaker 4: It's going to be very exciting about it. Do you
Speaker 4: like her for that week? I will?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 4: You guys have you guys have history. There's some history.
Speaker 4: Why don't we have her on the show next week
Speaker 4: because she'll be in the studio with me?
Speaker 8: No, maybe not.
Speaker 4: We could get her. She will be here already in
Speaker 4: the daytime.
Speaker 7: Actually, can you call her right now and I'll ask
Speaker 7: her to what's that bloody segment? I'm done, afraid it's
Speaker 7: fine the opener. You gotta hustle, Yes, what the fuck
Speaker 7: you read my mind? You've got to hustle because I
Speaker 7: figure if she's on Kiss, she should plug our podcast
Speaker 7: if she can. I know you won't do it because
Speaker 7: you're gutless.
Speaker 4: Now I'm not doing it. This is my big break.
Speaker 4: Give me miss Come on, baby, you know you got
Speaker 4: a hut.
Speaker 7: Right. It's the unconventional ways to get our name out there.
Speaker 7: You know, we've done studio tan appearance as the local
Speaker 7: paper write ups, and now I reckon Natalie Shorley can
Speaker 7: just be like, how fucking good? Is is it just me?
Speaker 7: The podcast?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not doing that. No, she can't say that,
Speaker 4: why because they know that it's my podcast, and then
Speaker 4: I'll get called into meeting after meeting, and too many meeting.
Speaker 8: Get her in trouble.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, she's going to pull you into
Speaker 4: meetings the meeting cause you know, are they that unsupportive
Speaker 4: of your podcast? No, but I'm there promoting my radio career.
Speaker 4: Now go why are you promoting your She can say,
Speaker 4: why don't we get her to say? Is it just me?
Speaker 3: You all right?
Speaker 4: You know, I'm just sorry severe indigestion. Why don't we
Speaker 4: get her to slip is it just me? Yeah?
Speaker 7: That was my idea. Don't pretend that was fucking your idea.
Speaker 4: If she said, oh, is it just me? Or is
Speaker 4: it a nice day outside, that's fine. But if she goes,
Speaker 4: oh is it just me the podcast, it's too obvious.
Speaker 7: No, Well, she can put is it just me in
Speaker 7: podcasts in the same sentence. Surely is it just me?
Speaker 8: Or a podcast fun to listen to?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: There you go, nailed it, Jenna. Why don't you get
Speaker 7: her on Bloody Spring Breakfast?
Speaker 4: Didn't getting close. All right, well, should we call and
Speaker 4: see she'll do it.
Speaker 8: I'd rather not do it, but if you want to,
Speaker 8: we don't have to. I don't like her.
Speaker 7: Maybe we're not vibing this idea. This is chasing dreadful.
Speaker 7: Let's abandon that idea too. Let's have them all fall
Speaker 7: flat on their face.
Speaker 4: She'll be accent.
Speaker 8: I just don't like her, that's all.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and we go on, bloody caller. Surely one thing
Speaker 7: can come to fruitionally.
Speaker 4: Today calling that benf Yeah, Hi, Nat, it's mit you
Speaker 4: mentioned Jenny. Ah.
Speaker 7: Is that how you answer all numbers that are no
Speaker 7: caller idea?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Have you been getting all those weird texts that I like?
Speaker 6: Yesh, Yeah, this is a job offer we've got for
Speaker 6: you and stuff. I get so many of them that
Speaker 6: that's how I chose.
Speaker 4: To because I was expecting to be told that I
Speaker 4: was being extra guided to Germany.
Speaker 11: Overly, I wish that was happening.
Speaker 4: I get your delivery. Are stuck at the factory? Please
Speaker 4: press this button? All right?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like it's been seized by the Australian Federal Police.
Speaker 4: What's going on in the background now? It's my nephew
Speaker 4: and my dad's got him a cardboard box.
Speaker 7: Oh god, it's good to him.
Speaker 4: Now Mitchell has a Mitchell has a question for you
Speaker 4: or a challenge?
Speaker 7: Yes, well, firstly, Natchuk is on the Big Gig next week.
Speaker 7: It's a shame you've got the world's she's co host
Speaker 7: along your side on Kiss. But I did have an
Speaker 7: idea here when you're on there with Mitch, try and
Speaker 7: plug our podcast. I mean you've been here before, you've
Speaker 7: been a guest host when we've done. You've got a
Speaker 7: hustle right, Oh.
Speaker 4: Yes, and you've got Mitchen like his school newsletter or something. No,
Speaker 4: I did that. He failed. He didn't get it done.
Speaker 4: I got it in his, but he couldn't get in mine. Well,
Speaker 4: still talking about the newspaper here, and.
Speaker 7: I'm thinking, while you're on air on kids, you can
Speaker 7: just say is it just me and podcasts in the
Speaker 7: same sentence, like, don't make it too obvious with the
Speaker 7: is it just me the podcast, but just like in
Speaker 7: the same sentence or the same story, you've got a.
Speaker 4: Direct credit line for the podcast.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, Nat, Nat, I feel that you're a gutsy woman.
Speaker 7: If you want to do a direct credit line, please
Speaker 7: do that. Mitch, on the other hand, has no spine.
Speaker 4: No, if you ever want to work on the Australia's
Speaker 4: biggest radio station again, you won't say it's just me
Speaker 4: the podcast just a.
Speaker 7: Bit of Are we that much of a disgrace?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Oh, thanks for your support.
Speaker 4: I think I could drop the is it just me?
Speaker 4: But is it just me? The podcast?
Speaker 6: Find it on my heart radio or whatever you podcast?
Speaker 4: I agree, Let's find a nice let's find a nice
Speaker 4: way to inject is it just me? That's a good
Speaker 4: that's a good hussle because subliminally it'll still get people
Speaker 4: to listen exactly right.
Speaker 7: All right, I'll give you a handshake via the phone.
Speaker 7: I'll do that.
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: It's confirmed and podcast in the same sentence.
Speaker 4: I didn't agree to that, partner.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, go on?
Speaker 7: Bonus points?
Speaker 10: Nat?
Speaker 9: Okay, and what do I get if I do it?
Speaker 8: Nothing?
Speaker 4: A date with Jenna.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it.
Speaker 4: I'm all right, Nat. One more thing, sorry tunnel she's gone.
Speaker 4: Oh good, all right, let's go go out of here.
Speaker 4: The Curse Show. That was episode eighty four. Jesus Christ
Speaker 4: on a bike. We'll be back next week. Thank you guys.
Speaker 4: Leave us a review five stars and if it gets
Speaker 4: right out on the show, you and your sell a mug.
Speaker 4: I'll see you guys next week.
Speaker 7: Catch it then byeye Is it just me?
Speaker 11: A podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 6: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 7: At welcome to add brief this is our secret segment.
Speaker 7: On the end, you guys say the rest. I'm getting
Speaker 7: another fucking wine.
Speaker 4: He says, like the afterparty. And you know what, sometimes
Speaker 4: it's great and sometimes it's terrible.
Speaker 8: And most times it's horrendous.
Speaker 4: He's in a mood today. I'm it's Jack in the studio, everyone,
Speaker 4: Jack And what's a cardboard cutout of the of the keybab.
Speaker 8: Also known as Jack jack Vision.
Speaker 4: Allegedly, they said, because Jackie O, who works at the station,
Speaker 4: is host of the show, a judge on the show,
Speaker 4: we get sent all the cardboard cutouts of the characters.
Speaker 1: It's kind of terrifying.
Speaker 8: Not gonna lie, it's not Jack's best look. I must
Speaker 8: say no, I'm back.
Speaker 7: Oh, thank god, Hello, Sam has the By the way,
Speaker 7: I was wearing my airports the whole time I heard
Speaker 7: you say, oh, he's in a mood.
Speaker 8: I didn't even remember that.
Speaker 4: I can't believe that that violin doesn't have the horsetail.
Speaker 7: Oddly enough, I believe it. You shouldn't have of course
Speaker 7: he got me a dud.
Speaker 4: You shouldn't have paid him, should have just said no,
Speaker 4: this is unusable.
Speaker 7: The deal was done.
Speaker 8: If he says it's in working order, then you'd expect
Speaker 8: to use it.
Speaker 4: That's right, that's what he said.
Speaker 7: Actually, there is a photo of the violin, and because
Speaker 7: I just remember, you sent me at screenshot and you
Speaker 7: can see quite clearly that there's no horse hair. But
Speaker 7: you were like, yeah, bargain, I'll get that.
Speaker 4: But I don't know what a working violin looks like.
Speaker 4: I thought maybe they'd keep the horse hair I don't know,
Speaker 4: in a separate little package.
Speaker 7: He also did not clarify that it was a half size,
Speaker 7: So you know what, I'm on your side. We were scammed.
Speaker 8: That's true. That is very true.
Speaker 4: We were scammed. The case looks nice, though, good quality.
Speaker 7: No, not really, I'm leaving him. It's nothing flash at all.
Speaker 5: I thought I might look up some fun facts about
Speaker 5: horse hair and violin boat right, please. Number one is
Speaker 5: that most horsehair is harvested from the slaughterhouse, so it's not.
Speaker 7: That's good. It's not like they kill them for their
Speaker 7: tails like they already get anyway.
Speaker 8: I thought they just cut it off like a haircut.
Speaker 5: Oh that's what you can buy a marketplace, that one
Speaker 5: straight tail for seventy bucks.
Speaker 4: Why are the horses at the Abatar.
Speaker 7: Dog food in Yeah, my my old primary school, not
Speaker 7: bogan Gate Public, Bloody Saint Lawrences and forbes O shithole
Speaker 7: was right next door to the fucking dog food factory
Speaker 7: and so every morning we would get the waft of
Speaker 7: dead horse.
Speaker 8: It's the worst smell in the world, disgusting.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of meat and horse.
Speaker 7: One time my dad said to me, hey, mate, can
Speaker 7: you come up the paddock and need your help with something?
Speaker 7: And I was like, yeah, I got He pulls up
Speaker 7: next to the dam and he goes, yeah, so one
Speaker 7: of the horses has died. Here's a rope. Can you
Speaker 7: go into the dam where the horse was floating. I
Speaker 7: don't know what happened. I don't know why they got
Speaker 7: in the dam and just round. But he's like, can
Speaker 7: you just go put this rope around the horse's hoof
Speaker 7: and then I'll drag it out with the U And
Speaker 7: I was like, absolutely not, because Mitchell, you're obviously not familiar.
Speaker 7: But dams more often than not like the world's most
Speaker 7: filthy water.
Speaker 5: Like it was.
Speaker 7: It had like moss and shit floating on the surface.
Speaker 7: It was all slimy and revolting. And also there's a
Speaker 7: dead horse that's been stewing in that water for quite
Speaker 7: some time. I was like, there's no fucking way I'm
Speaker 7: doing that, and so I won that argument. My brother
Speaker 7: had to do it. And it was weird because my
Speaker 7: brother was sort of determined to be like, Oh, I'm
Speaker 7: so much more manly than him. Yeah, I'll do it,
Speaker 7: And I was like, who's the real winner here? Yeah,
Speaker 7: swimming with a dead horse. Yeah, I'm gonna say no
Speaker 7: to that.
Speaker 4: Because that's fucked You've got to hoof on your wrists
Speaker 4: inside dancing to Gaga.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: My sister was the name. She was always determined to
Speaker 7: be like, Oh, I'm going to prove to dad that
Speaker 7: just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I can't do
Speaker 7: sheep work. So she'd be in the yards fucking picking
Speaker 7: them up, getting scratches all up her arms because the
Speaker 7: sheep are coming in birds. I'd be sitting there just
Speaker 7: like doing my nails like fucking who's the real winner here?
Speaker 4: Yeah, m good point. My family were terrified of all
Speaker 4: that stuff. We had about six budgies that died, Like
Speaker 4: I said, one got struck by lightning, ironically lucky, and
Speaker 4: we would have a ceremony for it every time, and
Speaker 4: we'd wrap it in toilet paper and we'd bury it
Speaker 4: in the backyard under our mango tree. And it got
Speaker 4: to a point where the mango trees, the mango started
Speaker 4: to taste quite sound. And I was probably lucky the
Speaker 4: third and fourth and fear. But we would have a
Speaker 4: full ceremony for every animal. But I feel like that
Speaker 4: would lose its importance to Mitchell. At your farm because
Speaker 4: death was quite common.
Speaker 7: You and your family would not cope on the farm.
Speaker 5: Match.
Speaker 7: Let me tell you, God, no, I've told that bogging story.
Speaker 4: We almost ruined a fake farm life family looking at
Speaker 4: the horses, let alone living on one.
Speaker 7: Can I read you a message that I got from
Speaker 7: Mom the other day, and this is just a scenario
Speaker 7: that would never happen in the city, Mum says, I
Speaker 7: am shattered today watched your father nearly get killed. Graham's ute.
Speaker 7: Graham is Dad's brother, My uncle Graham's ute died up
Speaker 7: the paddock, so we went up there to help. Dad
Speaker 7: got under the ute to have a look what was wrong,
Speaker 7: but the ute was still going and somehow started rolling.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: Graham tried to stop it, but he fell over. So
Speaker 7: Dad was under the ute getting dragged along the ground
Speaker 7: for about twenty meters. Now this is where I have questions.
Speaker 7: Graham fell over and that was just the end of it.
Speaker 7: Graham's like, well, I'm down now, I can't possibly get up.
Speaker 7: I'm here now.
Speaker 4: Twenty meters is quite a way.
Speaker 8: But with Graham and then what was the fall, Like,
Speaker 8: what happened?
Speaker 4: A trip?
Speaker 7: I'm assuming yeah, it's tripped over because he was running
Speaker 7: to the drive seat trying to stop the ute and
Speaker 7: just fell over. And again goes, well, I'm down here now,
Speaker 7: I'm like a tortoise on my back. No way I
Speaker 7: can get up and keep trying to save my brother's life. Nah,
Speaker 7: down now, I might have a little snooze, fair enough,
Speaker 7: And then the message says, thankfully Marcus was able to
Speaker 7: get the ute and stop it. Dad came out covered
Speaker 7: in dust, shaking, but thankfully not injured. And I just replied,
Speaker 7: I'm just dwelling on some details here, Jane, what were
Speaker 7: you doing? And she goes, oh, well, I was too
Speaker 7: far away, and I was like, so here's my dad
Speaker 7: being crushed by a vehicle. Graham just falls over and goes, well,
Speaker 7: I'm I'm just going to stay down, and Mum's just
Speaker 7: watching from a distance, going dah, that's no good. I'm like,
Speaker 7: what the fuck?
Speaker 4: That's horrific? Was your dad's fine?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's fine. It's like we've said before, our fight
Speaker 7: or flight is tested in moments like that. I reckon
Speaker 7: I would have been fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that doesn't happen with my family. My family had
Speaker 4: terrible in high stress situations, really bad. I remember once
Speaker 4: we came back from the Easter Show and we pulled
Speaker 4: him the driveway and the front door was open, and
Speaker 4: Mama ran into the garage and got the baseball bat
Speaker 4: and lined all the kids up behind her.
Speaker 7: You're in there, get out, And what does she think
Speaker 7: was happening?
Speaker 4: Thought there was a rapist home intruder working through the corridor.
Speaker 4: And they left the door at four point thirty. It
Speaker 4: was like daylight Savings. It was the middle of the day,
Speaker 4: and yet out of that and then my grandfather turns
Speaker 4: the corner and she goes to hit him in the
Speaker 4: head and he just went, Oh, I'm just coming back
Speaker 4: to get my fucking bike. She almost killed my grandfather
Speaker 4: because she thought we were robbed. Noah, and I had
Speaker 4: to run back to the car and get my gag
Speaker 4: Magic bag.
Speaker 7: That's a great bag, great bag, very different lives, very
Speaker 7: for sure.
Speaker 4: Gag Magic loved it. Mitch. Would you settle down on
Speaker 4: a farm?
Speaker 7: Oh no, not when we're at to do work, Like
Speaker 7: I might, you know, get like an acre or something
Speaker 7: where I can just kind of have space and then maybe,
Speaker 7: you know, if I had an actual farm, lias it
Speaker 7: out to people that are actually going to use it.
Speaker 7: But like, I wouldn't want to work on a farm.
Speaker 7: I can't think of anything worse. Yeah, working on Alby farm,
Speaker 7: you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, an airb and bee farm would be nice for
Speaker 4: a weekend, wouldn't it lovely? Gorgeous? So sweet.
Speaker 7: I was actually looking at Airbnb's with my friends. We're
Speaker 7: going to do a trip to Blue Mountains or Mudgy
Speaker 7: or something right before lockdown. And so I don't need
Speaker 7: to tell you the end of the story.
Speaker 4: Oh, I was involved because I'm a friend so I
Speaker 4: was involved.
Speaker 7: No, you, neither of you were invited.
Speaker 5: I was, though, so you can all go for yourself.
Speaker 4: Was going, yeah that Sam.
Speaker 7: Was actually there when we were looking at the airbnb's
Speaker 7: Oh that was the day that he couldn't find my apartment.
Speaker 4: Story earlier on.
Speaker 7: You're both invited, but you never show up.
Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, yeah, makes plenty of sense.
Speaker 7: We've known, you know, we were saying the other day,
Speaker 7: We've noticed that every time Jenna is trying to get
Speaker 7: out of something, her excuses are always horrific. But she's
Speaker 7: always it's true, but then by Monday you're fine. Yes,
Speaker 7: It's like every time we ask her to hang out
Speaker 7: on a Friday night or a Saturday night, she's like,
Speaker 7: I've been hit by a bus and I can cast
Speaker 7: my skulls broken in three places, so I might not
Speaker 7: be able to make it. Sorry, and then come Monday,
Speaker 7: miraculous recovery.
Speaker 4: It's always true, interesting, Jenna, it is, it really is.
Speaker 4: It's always, honestly is true. The vaccine has thrown me
Speaker 4: for six.
Speaker 7: Oh it did. I was I was unwell very and
Speaker 7: this this particular invite I didn't even have. She didn't
Speaker 7: have to go anywhere with my bloody zoom Trivia.
Speaker 8: Yes, I know, because I went to sleep at six pm.
Speaker 4: I forget you missed the zoom trivia.
Speaker 7: Yes, I was like control, I'll delete every gener related question.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you all the general lated questions were gone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a cute invite for that to zoom trivia. By
Speaker 5: the way, guys, oh, I.
Speaker 7: Think you'll find that you didn't respond to me on Facebook.
Speaker 5: I think you'll find that you didn't message me.
Speaker 7: No, I didn't message you. I invited you on Facebook.
Speaker 7: There's a lot of tension in the air today.
Speaker 4: Guys. I'm fine.
Speaker 8: No, everything's good now.
Speaker 7: Did I not invite Sam? I'm sure I would have,
Speaker 7: But then I also did delete everyone that was on
Speaker 7: the day of. I deleted everyone that had an RSVP'd
Speaker 7: yes to my zoom trivia. So maybe you won't be there.
Speaker 7: I swear I would have invited you. I just thought
Speaker 7: this was my rationale or when it came to deciding
Speaker 7: who do I invite to zoom Trivia, because you know,
Speaker 7: there's all these acquaintances I could have invited, But then
Speaker 7: I thought, have they been to my house? If yes,
Speaker 7: they're invited, right, And so Sam, I would have invited you. Okay,
Speaker 7: what a fucking bitch he turned out to be.
Speaker 8: Hat's all good, A great time anyway. I get my
Speaker 8: second one on Saturday, so.
Speaker 4: Oh great, Who cares? Where's the tension come from? Us
Speaker 4: having a great episode.
Speaker 8: To be fully vaccinate?
Speaker 4: It's exciting in a great mood.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, you're not stuck with a bloody dodgy violin,
Speaker 7: are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? True?
Speaker 4: Put it back on marketplace and sign it, Mitchell, kuz
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 7: I can't morally do that sell someone a dud product.
Speaker 7: Even though I produce this podcast.
Speaker 4: I think this is a great episode. People love people
Speaker 4: love seeing the loose hands of a show. We're too polished.
Speaker 7: We have several issues happening, but being too polished is
Speaker 7: not one of them.
Speaker 4: No, not today, I can assure you with that.
Speaker 7: No, I'm talking in general, but that's why. That's the
Speaker 7: way I like it.
Speaker 4: Oh. I definitely less polish than when we began. Like
Speaker 4: we started as a brand new merceities. Now we're a
Speaker 4: two year old with some scuffs, but we like them
Speaker 4: because it builds character. I like that.
Speaker 7: Hey, do you remember last week we were listening to
Speaker 7: that Gaga remix?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Signed from above yeah, and we said, I.
Speaker 7: Wonder if someone out there can do a really cooked
Speaker 7: remix of our show Open one. We did, God, yeah
Speaker 7: we did.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: So our brand new Facebook moderator Calum, who apparently is
Speaker 7: a man of many skills. He's also like an audio
Speaker 7: producer I don't know, and he sent this one through.
Speaker 7: So maybe this will be a note to end on
Speaker 7: because I want to get the fuck out of this
Speaker 7: ship hole. O.
Speaker 4: Well, you're in your house?
Speaker 7: So how I meant this ship holder is in episode four?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, sorry?
Speaker 8: Yeah, absolutely absolutely so.
Speaker 7: Do you want to hear this ship show of an opener?
Speaker 4: Calum cancel?
Speaker 7: Go for it?
Speaker 2: And people do some television legend carry Kennley so several
Speaker 2: meters from a trapeze while performing the musical Pippot Pip.
Speaker 1: Some things make more sense than other ring pikes, gurseries,
Speaker 1: ur pikes.
Speaker 3: Why why.
Speaker 6: Kelly for the root shot of young adulthood?
Speaker 7: Why is being your life so expensive? Your life so expensive?
Speaker 7: Why's being alife so expensive?
Speaker 9: I'm not even having a good This is.
Speaker 1: Just a couple of minches. Now here's Mitch, Julie and Mitchell.
Speaker 7: Who there we go?
Speaker 4: Oh wow, my god, isn't that great?
Speaker 7: I actually don't mind this part of the rest of
Speaker 7: it was cooked, but this bit that backing track.
Speaker 4: It's a bit clown. It's like being nice for season four.
Speaker 7: Oh that that's a much bigger discussion. I quite like it, though.
Speaker 4: I feel like an auntie and uncle when, like your
Speaker 4: nephew shows you what they've been working and you have
Speaker 4: to go, oh what that was lovely love? Oh I
Speaker 4: really enjoyed.
Speaker 3: Then you did that?
Speaker 7: Oh well, I did well. We did say on the podcast,
Speaker 7: make it as shit of a remix as possible, so
Speaker 7: I think it's fine if we don't compliment Callum's work.
Speaker 7: It does take a certain skill to make something shit
Speaker 7: on purpose, right, Sam?
Speaker 4: Completely agree?
Speaker 5: Very true?
Speaker 4: That was shit and I love it. I'm impressed and
Speaker 4: a good note.
Speaker 7: We've had this conversation before Sam and I where it's like,
Speaker 7: when you're trying to make something look shit, it's actually harder.
Speaker 7: You're like, oh my god, it looks too good.
Speaker 4: True, that's what I did this episode.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I just want everyone to know that it was an
Speaker 4: active choice, just like Mitchell just confirmed. All right, thanks
Speaker 4: for listening to Hero one eighty four will now be noticed.
Speaker 4: The Curst episode.
Speaker 7: Anyway, we hope, by some miracle from above, this podcast
Speaker 7: managed to make you feel at least two percent better today.
Speaker 7: I doubt it, but you know that's our target.
Speaker 4: I doubt it too. I think it was three today,
Speaker 4: were like three or four? I doubt it. No, two,
Speaker 4: we're of a six percent of today. Baby, we could
Speaker 4: make you feel better. Don't forget leader.
Speaker 7: Look at you being glass half for for once, it's
Speaker 7: nice to say.
Speaker 4: Oh God, I love I love a full glass of anything.
Speaker 7: What do you see here? I'm gonna hold up my wine?
Speaker 7: Do I need to chop up?
Speaker 4: I see a drinking problem? Hey, all right, guys, we
Speaker 4: love you. Stay safe, look after yourselves. I get vexed
Speaker 4: and we will see you next week.
Speaker 7: Catch you soon.
Speaker 3: Bye bye.
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 11: A podcast by a couple of meches.
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