WEBVTT - #84: Gaslighting Jenna Into Marriage 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.160 People do some weird shit. 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:06.920 Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney fell several meters from a 0:00:07.040 --> 0:00:09.680 trapeze while performing in the musical Pippot. 0:00:11.280 --> 0:00:11.799 Some Cookie. 0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:14.520 Some things make more sense than others. 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:20.280 Bring pikes, nurseries, mercury pikes, p y k e. 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:24.320 S Hey, why I hey, as. 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:27.960 In kill hey? Why okay? 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:32.080 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults? 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:32.360 Shood? 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:34.360 Why is life so expensive? 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:35.800 I'm not even having a good time. 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:41.400 This is just a couple of mitches. 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:42.280 What about me? 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:44.960 Don't forget who? 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:52.480 No, he is mixture and it's eighty four nock knock? 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:53.800 Who's there? I'm here? 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:56.680 High dumb bitch is at the door? 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:59.040 Excuse me? How very dare you? 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:00.840 Sorry? Also to get to your house, Mitchell, you know 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:03.360 you have to knock on seventeen doors. It's hell. 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:06.959 Well, I'm actually moving apartments very soon. Did I tell you? 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:07.360 Oh? 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:09.440 No, I knew you were looking, but I didn't realize 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:10.520 you have you found one? 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:12.880 Found one moving in a couple of weeks and it 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:16.040 has an elevator, so even more doors to get through. 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:18.520 Oh my god, our pricekeeper Jene is here. Jenny. You 0:01:18.560 --> 0:01:20.679 know Jenna and I have entered your house at the 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:23.440 same time, and it's like one of those haunted mansions 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:25.880 where they've got seventeen doors and like no one falls 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:27.280 into a laugh a pit in the other one's a 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:29.399 bit of snakes and only one gets you inside, and 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:30.039 then you end up. 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:31.800 In a garage and it's all very odd. 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:35.679 It's really trippy, Mitchell. So you're moving, that's very exciting. 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:36.880 Nice nice place. 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:39.679 Yeah, it's really lovely. But I'm just like going through 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:42.480 that process that Sam has just been through, where I'm like, oh, moving, 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:44.600 it's such a punish Sam. 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:45.479 It's annoying, right. 0:01:45.760 --> 0:01:50.400 I locked down the day that COVID started. Oh, it 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:53.160 was the absolute worst. I was so excited. Got my 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:55.560 new count you're gonna get on my new furniture. Haven't 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:57.560 gone a single thing. I've still got moving boxes. 0:01:57.680 --> 0:02:01.040 Months later, still there are people outside laughing at your jokes. 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:01.920 What's going on out there? 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:05.600 I've got an audience. No one cares about you guys. 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:10.040 Wow, Oh Mitchell, that'll be hellish. If you need help, 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:14.640 I am definitely able to give you a call and 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:16.280 give you some mental advice that day. 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:19.359 Yeah, good god, you're good to me. Hey, Mitch, I'm 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:21.200 so sorry. By the way, I heard the bad news. 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:23.960 It's how terrible you've been dethroned. That must have been hard. 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:26.160 What do you mean, Oh haven't you heard? 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:28.160 What do you mean dethroned? 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:28.799 Oh? 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:30.960 There was an ad before the Mast Singer the other night, 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:33.640 and I thought, oh, poor Mitchell, he's lost his crown. 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:34.440 Do you want to hear it? 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:34.799 Yeah? 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:37.760 What do you mean by it? The Mast Singer brought 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:41.559 to you by Pepper Pig, the world's number one pig. 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:48.880 According to Who, number one pig. Now you'll always be 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:54.040 my number one pick Mitchell, No, fuck Pepper. I find 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:56.960 pepper Pig to be quite malicious. Actually, did you see 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:59.800 the tweet that came from the Pepper Pig account throwing 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:00.839 shit at Kanye Web? 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:02.440 Yes? What they say? 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:05.760 Well, it was like a screenshot of Kanye's album rating, 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:08.520 which was six point zero, next to a picture of 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:11.800 Pepper Pig's album, which was rated six point five. And 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:14.000 they were like, oh, Pepper Pig didn't need to host 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:17.079 listening parties in Mercedes ben Sadium to get that point four. 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:18.240 Oh my god, It's like. 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:22.040 It's not like a child's character to be such a bitch. 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:24.760 No, But then they deleted it an hour later. 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:27.120 Really, yeah, well, you know they went soft. 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:32.280 The scariest part. Have you googled how tall is Pepper Pig? Mitchell? 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:33.960 Do it right now? Google? 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:35.920 Isn't it monstrous? Why do I have to fucking do it? 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:37.800 Reaction? 0:03:38.000 --> 0:03:38.160 Now? 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:40.880 I know this, it's something ridiculous, right. 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:43.240 If you google how tall is Pepper Pig? The answer 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:45.600 is seven feet and one inch. 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:51.520 Taller than you and you're on exactly a small boy. 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:54.720 No wait, all of than he's seven foot one. That 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:57.480 would insinuate that her parents are ten feet long. 0:03:57.640 --> 0:04:00.240 Oh yeah, they're like the size of my swim. 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:06.520 Far who's horrific. Away, I've been dethroned. That's fine, I 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:07.000 don't mind. 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:08.640 Have you been watching the Mask singer though? 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:09.440 Oh my god, I have? 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:12.720 Yeah, I'm really Have you heard the Kebab? 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:13.200 Oh? 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:15.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had the one in the Kebab 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:18.120 mask As if that's not Jack Fitch. 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:19.720 I know it was gonna let me fine, it has 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:21.480 to be him. And they're all guessing women, right, They're 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:23.000 all like, I know that woman's voice. 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:26.240 Yeah, I'll find it because everyone like you can't not 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:29.200 recognize his voice. They've tried to like manipulate an auto 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:31.040 tuna to bit here, we go. 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:35.760 Here, we go to hear the voice sitting here? 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:50.400 That's him? 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:55.520 Like, are they stupid? Did they all think we're dumb? 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:58.960 Fucking Danny? And that could be my sister Kylie. 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:01.719 No, it's not your assistance. 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:04.359 It's so clearly him. 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:06.800 Should we call him? You've got his number. You're better 0:05:06.800 --> 0:05:08.720 friends than him than I am. Why don't you call 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:10.640 him and just go? Are you the kebab? Get his 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:11.480 answer and a hang out? 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:16.560 Yeah, that's a bit aggressive. He's also a bit He's 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:18.840 good like that. Like, if he's got a secret to keep, 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:21.599 he'll keep it. But I can try, Like he wouldn't 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:23.040 admit it if it was him, call. 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:24.880 Him, put him. I can call it through here if 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:26.120 you want, or do you want to call it off 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:26.640 your mobile? 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:29.520 I'll have to send you his number because if I 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:31.400 do it here, you guys won't be able to say anything. 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:32.800 That's all. Oh, you do it. We don't need to. 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:34.279 I don't want to ambush him to think he's on 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:36.080 the record. I think it's better if you do it. Yep, 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:40.480 all right, calling the Kebab? I mean Jack vision. 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:51.440 Jack, Hi, Hi Jack, it's your good friend Mitchell. I 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:56.200 can recognize your voice even if you can't recognize mine. Dylan. Hi, Hi, 0:05:56.320 --> 0:05:57.800 I'm on the podcast. I should let you know. 0:05:58.480 --> 0:05:59.479 How are you? I? 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:01.680 I'm good? How have you been a big night on 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:02.560 stage last night? 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:04.159 What do you mean? 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:06.240 You're the kabab, aren't you? 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:11.720 Oh? No, I've been getting so many messages about this kebab. 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:12.560 I can't deal. 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:16.440 Yeah, probably because it's your voice. I'm not the kebab, 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:18.520 but I think she has a great voice though she 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:22.800 I'll he your shit, whoever it is. 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:24.600 Oh my gosh, it's not me. 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:28.600 Didn't you put out a new single recently? People can 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:30.840 listen to that and compare the voices. We know that 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:34.080 that's you, and when you're in studio. 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:35.279 I wish it was. 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:36.360 I would love to do that show. 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:38.599 Yeah right, okay, what's the new single again? 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:40.839 It's good? Oh my god, thank you for giving it 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:41.200 a plug. 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:44.359 It's called Goodbye Goodbye. You see now I've done you 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:46.800 a favor. Now you do me a favor. You give 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:51.039 me the exclusive. You're the fucking kebab, aren't you. I'm 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:53.280 not sorry. Tunnel love you. 0:06:53.279 --> 0:06:54.080 You get rid of him. 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:55.200 He's the kbab. 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:58.400 He wouldn't admit it, but it's fucking him. 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:00.960 She would have said, my monstrosity of a co host 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:03.400 knows his way around a kebab and he reckons you 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:07.680 are one I've done a kebab? So did you have to. 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:09.720 Talk that whole time? I've made it very clear he 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:11.600 couldn't hear you. It's very hard trying to listen to 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:12.720 him and you when my head. 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:15.560 Sorry, I didn't realize that we weren't patching through to 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:17.680 the call. Anyway, it holds up. You didn't. 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:19.040 Oh, he's calling me back. 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:23.160 No, you can take it if you want. Nah, Well, 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:25.360 only time will tell Mitchell HM. 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:28.280 How embarrassing if by the time this episode comes out 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:29.000 he's off the show. 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:32.640 Yeah, and imagine by the time it airs it's Christine 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:36.760 A Knew and he's like, I told you, welcome to 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:38.360 the show. If it's your first time listening, welcome to 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:42.119 Is It just Me? The podcast? Every week we start 0:07:42.120 --> 0:07:43.920 the show the same way, something we noticed, something we 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:47.160 hate or appreciate. They're our gems, the call, and after. 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:49.080 We've done and is it just me? Each today we've 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:51.680 got a gas lighting Jenner coming up. It's already happened. 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:54.720 We prank Colder last week after the show, so you'll 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:57.160 hear what happened there. And also I have a violin 0:07:57.680 --> 0:07:59.480 right in front of me. Oh my god, you kid 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:01.680 the last week. Yes, I picked it up because I 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:03.960 organized a saxophone for Mitch last week to see if 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:05.600 he still remembered how to play it. Now it's my 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:07.040 turn see if I remember. 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:10.000 I haven't heard this story, but I couldn't hire one. 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:12.000 We had to buy it on Facebook market. 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:12.800 Wait you bought it. 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:14.000 Year, Mitchell, aren't it? 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:14.320 Yeah? 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:15.880 I now own this all. 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:18.600 The podcast does. That's one of our assets. Is it 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:19.800 used violin? 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:22.840 It is? Well, we'll see if all the money my 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:25.160 parents spent on violin lessons it was worth it? 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:28.760 Yes, very true? All right, My agent this week came 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:31.080 to me in a fever dream. I woke up like 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:33.480 ten am scrolling through Instagram and I saw something on 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:36.280 someone's stories, and I think we can implement it into 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:36.800 our show. 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:40.960 Okay, quick question before we move on the whole time 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:43.439 we've been doing this podcast together nearly two years. I've 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:45.640 heard you say that phrase fever dream a million times. 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:47.240 I don't know what that means. What's a fever dream? 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:49.800 Oh, a fever dream like you know when you're really sick, 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:51.959 or you've got a high fever and you're really hot 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:54.120 and you're kind of like hallucination. 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:56.200 You haven't really whacked dreams. 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:57.880 Yeah, it's kind of like when you're sick. 0:08:57.920 --> 0:09:00.360 How often's that happening to you? You use that phrase 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:00.840 all the time. 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:04.080 No, it's an expression like a fever dream Like it's 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:06.319 not real. I'm not actually having fever dreams, although it 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:07.000 wouldn't surprise. 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:08.360 I'm gonna say you were right. 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:14.040 It's a coin of phrase. All right, Well let's get 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:15.360 into it. Can I go first? 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:16.040 Yeah? 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:16.760 Go for God? 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:17.400 Here we go? 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:20.400 Is it just me? 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:26.199 Is this the best way to introduce your guests on 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.640 your show? Ever? So I've got some more. 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:33.600 Because everyone out there has shows? Do they how relatable? 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:34.240 Yeah? 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:36.559 The best thing about you is that you're always in touch. 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:40.360 I don't want to hear anything to the contrary, never 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:41.040 out of touch. 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:43.320 This is up there with it? Is it just me? 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:45.319 Or a red carpet's exhausted. 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:49.400 That it should have been in my junk? 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:52.640 But just who is filming a full day of television exhausting? 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:56.240 Is it just me? Or is it so annoying when 0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:58.319 they charge you so much tax? When you earn over 0:09:58.360 --> 0:09:58.840 a billion. 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:03.840 Is it just me? Or is the one yacht rule ridiculous? 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:06.440 Okay, what are you getting out? 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:08.280 What do you want to say again? So this TV 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:11.200 panel show, it's like a game show in the afternoon 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:15.560 in the UK. But the way that the host introduces 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:18.680 the guests, which are everyday civilians, they're just people that 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:22.640 want to win the money, is absolutely ludicrous and I 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:24.760 think it's I think we can take it on board. 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:26.480 So have a listen. I've got a grab. This is 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:28.040 from last night's episode. 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:30.959 Tim Robinson, a keen traveler who caused a tailback in 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:32.720 the Dartford Tunnel when he ran into the back of 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:36.640 a sab Rob Butlin, a marathon runner who's traveled through 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:39.439 all two hundred and seventy London Tube stations in eighteen hours, 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:43.480 well dressed as Father Christmas. And they're Captain Terry Prett, 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:46.440 a former bookmaker who's been assembling a stand for his 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:48.520 television since early two thousand and three. 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:49.760 Right weird? 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:53.280 What Why do they get so specific? They would have 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:55.160 had to have asked so many questions to find those 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:57.120 fun facts. You know, whenever you get one of those 0:10:57.160 --> 0:10:59.360 like get to know you things, they say what's the 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:02.080 random fun fact about yourself? I can never remember anything 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:02.920 off the top of my head. 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:06.079 Yeah. I always used to say, like, you know, it's 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:08.760 like two truths in a lie. I would always say 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:12.560 I was born with one lang, which is true, and 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:15.240 I have had my ears pierced, which isn't true, but 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:16.400 everyone always thought it was. 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:20.920 Yeah. Yeah, I noticed that whenever people do those things, 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:23.120 like the true one is too specific that it can't 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:23.480 not be that. 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:27.320 Yeah, yeah, very true. My auntie once met a guy 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:30.280 in October twelfth, nineteen seventy four that had an oscar. 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:35.560 Yeah, it's like, oh, I have a tattoo, or I 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:37.959 will telled at gunpoint in Beirute, and it's like, well, 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:39.240 how did you think of the second one? 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:45.200 It's obviously that I've never had a feeling, or I 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:47.200 was in a car crash that killed three people on 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:51.080 the twelfth of October. I think it's the second. Anyway, 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:53.680 it gets worse because this is how she announces the 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:54.720 competing team. 0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:58.160 Harry Kanaharutnam a Keen amateur musician who was stung by 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:01.480 a scorpion targeted by sniper ripe and contracted dysentery on 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:05.560 a holiday to Sri Lanka James True, a property solicitor 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:08.160 who wants her to tell Lennox Lewis that cranberry juice 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:11.679 wasn't on the menu. And there Captain Lucy Harry, a 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:15.000 law graduate who spent a morning in China shoveling panda feces. 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:17.360 What why? 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:19.680 Yeah, And by the time they moved on to the 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:22.560 next fact, I've only just processed the one I heard 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:24.360 there was that was information overload. 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:27.679 Paul Carrot Directive or whatever the first guy's name was, 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:30.240 was held at sniper gunpoint. And by the time you 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:32.440 processed that, the poor girl had dysentery. 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:34.480 Yeah, you know how you said we could take this on. 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:35.320 Let's not That was. 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:41.960 Right, you know what? And that was called a brainstorm? Yes, yes, 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:44.000 all right, Well I got that out of my system. 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:45.720 You're ready, Mitch, hm hit me? 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:48.840 Is it just me? 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:53.720 Have you noticed that old people always say dirty shit 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:54.760 without realizing? 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:55.360 Oh? 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:57.000 Yeah, like what it's a classic. 0:12:57.440 --> 0:12:59.600 Oh, there's so many. Like my friend Katie. I was 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:01.600 catching up with her recently and she went to visit 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:04.920 her grandmother and she took her son with her, so 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:08.280 his great grandmother and he was like playing around doing 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:10.960 what kids do you know picking up everything off the shelf, 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:14.280 and he found this cat ornament and he put it 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:17.600 in his mouth. And then the old friggin great grandma says, no, no, vance, 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:20.040 we don't eat pussy. 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:22.880 Oh dear, he can eat whatever he wants. 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:26.160 Well, I feel that she has quite a point. I 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:27.840 don't recommend eating pussy. 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:31.560 Eye should get her on the show exactly. 0:13:31.120 --> 0:13:32.840 But no, my name does the same. It reminded me 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:37.200 many years ago we had just finished Christmas lunch and 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:40.280 her and Pop left quite early after lunch, and I 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:44.319 was like, guys, why are you leaving already? And Nan says, oh, 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:45.920 we've got to go. Pop's knocked up. 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:48.920 My mom says that all the time. 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:49.800 Wait what does it mean? 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:51.480 Like tired, needs a nap? 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:54.000 But the knocked up means something very different to us. 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:57.640 Wow, are you walking with my mom? And I'll be tired. 0:13:57.679 --> 0:13:59.760 And she'd be like, oh, you're knocked up? 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:04.840 Really, Oh you knocked up, sweetheart, Jenna. Would she react 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:07.080 the same way if you actually told her you're with child. 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:09.160 Oh you're knocked up, darling, that's all right, we'll just 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:09.600 go home. 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:13.560 Probably if you called your mum right now, he said, Hi, 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:16.800 it's been a long Wednesday. I'm knocked up. She would 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:23.440 do it? Can you call it? Okay, text me a number. Oh, 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:33.359 we're calling Jenna's mother Rumsfeld. Sorry, not Rumsfeld, now it's Rumsfeld. 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:33.960 Even a name? 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:38.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Darling. Jenna's mum Rosemary. 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:40.040 Roslyn. 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:44.680 You're going Jenna. 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:50.000 Id Hello? 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:50.920 Hello? 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:52.160 Oh? 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:52.920 Is that you Jo? 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:53.400 Yeah? 0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:57.200 I'm just walking to the podcast. All right, I'm just 0:14:57.280 --> 0:14:58.080 so knocked up. 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:03.360 Oh how come? 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:05.760 I don't know. I'm just really knocked up. 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:11.480 Oh, Jim, that's not good. No you are. 0:15:13.000 --> 0:15:14.960 Yeah. Wait, Mitch is calling me. 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:17.640 Hello, it's Mitch, and Mitch were here. 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:20.320 Oh oh sorry, you're too. 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:22.880 You're all together, We all together. 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:25.800 We wanted to know if you thought knocked up meant 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:28.040 something different to what Jenna thinks, because we think it 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:31.000 means something else. But I know it's I means she's tired. 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:32.040 Do you always say that? 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:34.960 I would love it if it was something else. 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:41.920 So you're not knocked up? Is this only a joke? 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:45.320 Yeah, she's got heaps of energy. She's glowing. Actually, she 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:46.040 looks radiant. 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:47.280 Oh thank god. 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:50.000 As long as I don't mind about the other knocked up, 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:51.960 As long as you. 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:53.240 Would you like to be a grandmother. Are you waiting 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:53.880 for it to happen? 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:55.840 I would love to be a grandmother. 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:57.360 You'd be such a good grandmother. 0:15:57.720 --> 0:15:58.920 Oh, I love it. 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:00.000 I'd spoil. 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:03.000 We'll get cracking, Jenna, And let's just hope when the 0:16:03.080 --> 0:16:05.080 day comes she isn't actually knocked up on the way 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:12.840 to work. All right, Love to talk to you, Les, 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:14.680 She's so sweet. 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:20.720 Anyway, I continue. I wanted to know other people who 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:24.560 have noticed old people saying dirty shit without realizing. So 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:26.320 I've got a bunch of voice messages that people sent 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:27.600 to me in Instagram. Do want to hear them? 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:27.840 Yeah? 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:28.280 Go for this? 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:32.080 Okay, So first up, Chris sent this in about something 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:33.280 his granddad says. 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:37.880 Hey, it's Chris from Yamba, and my grandfather once said 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:42.360 he was absolutely jizzing for a cup of tea. Oh what, 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:43.520 I've been there? 0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:47.960 What makes them think that jizzing means like stinging for 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:48.880 a cup of teas? 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:52.480 I guess? I guess vocabulary changes so quickly, even ten 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:55.440 years ago, I don't think jizzing was really thrown around 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:56.640 like it is now. True. 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:58.400 So Jenna, can you google jizzing? 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:01.080 Can get off the work WiFi? 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:03.800 Yeah, we'll come back to that. Nikki sent this one 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:06.320 and she had one of those old haggard choir teachers 0:17:06.320 --> 0:17:08.000 in school. Right, here's what happened. 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:13.080 Okay, it's Nikki from New Zealand choir teacher. Whenever should 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:16.840 teach a particular song, it started on the D chord, 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:21.159 So whenever we'd learned, she'd tell the pianist give me 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:26.280 the D. And we were so disciplined that she never 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:30.600 worked it out. 0:17:30.760 --> 0:17:38.639 Class seven B. What is so funny. 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:39.560 To go googling? Gz? 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:40.480 Yes, I've got it here. 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:41.080 Okay, cool. 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:45.359 So it was put on Urban Dictionary in two thousand 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:45.800