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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You turned you aboaut for one second.

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Speaker 1: Mums and Dad's always said this, I just turned my

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Speaker 1: back for one second and what happened next, And it

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Speaker 1: can be a story where you did the thing when

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Speaker 1: mum or dad had the back turned, or what your

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Speaker 1: kids did.

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Speaker 2: Some of the best caols.

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Speaker 3: Yesterday, I would have made three or four at the time,

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Speaker 3: and he had an undercover truck that was unmasked.

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Speaker 4: I snuck in and started smashing all the buttons. Stop

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Speaker 4: to the police officers in muscle streets.

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Speaker 3: Well, my mum actually turned her back on me, and

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Speaker 3: she had just cooked us a nice dinner and next

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Speaker 3: thing she knows, she turns around.

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Speaker 4: I've got a finstval of teeth.

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Speaker 1: In my nose.

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Speaker 5: I turned my back for one moment.

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Speaker 3: Christian, my three year old decided to get the rye

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Speaker 3: beaner off the bench and decided to run laps of

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Speaker 3: the house.

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Speaker 5: It was up the walls, it was up his legs.

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Speaker 4: It was like a scene from Dexter.

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Speaker 5: I thought someone had been there.

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Speaker 3: So I was about ten years old. It is actually

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Speaker 3: my mum that sort of turned her back. There was

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Speaker 3: a little button under the best that was annoying my leg,

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Speaker 3: so I pushed it out of the way. It turned

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Speaker 3: out to be a silent alarm. He rode Moulven had

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Speaker 3: been blocked off and the police was storming the bank,

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Speaker 3: thinking that all being wrong.

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Speaker 1: Those are just some of the ones we had yesterday.

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Speaker 1: We'd actually run out of time, so we're going back

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Speaker 1: into it part two today. Then I turned my back

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Speaker 1: for one second, Hayley, what happened then? Was this you

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Speaker 1: doing it or you turned it?

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Speaker 6: Was my son. So when my son was about two

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Speaker 6: years old, I went to an art exhibition with a friend.

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Speaker 3: There was all types of art.

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Speaker 6: There was paintings, there was installations, all that. I was

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Speaker 6: talking to a group of people and turned my back

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Speaker 6: on my son for a moment, and he ran and

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Speaker 6: jumped on what he thought was a bed. Turns out

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Speaker 6: it was actually thousands of individually hand sewn square tea

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Speaker 6: bags in the shape of a bed spread that was

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Speaker 6: draped over a metal bed frame, and he went right

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Speaker 6: through the middle of it. I didn't even know what

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Speaker 6: had happened until I heard a collective gas from the room.

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Speaker 6: Turned around to see everyone's faces, and I was more five.

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Speaker 6: I was just I didn't know what to do. I

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Speaker 6: was quite a young mom at that stage, and I

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Speaker 6: just panicked and left.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but Hailey, two things here one modern art most

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Speaker 1: of the people they probably thought was part of the installation. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't sure until the child came in, and it

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Speaker 1: shows the end of inno sense. It's the juxtaposition the

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Speaker 1: art people always talk about. It is the juxtaposition.

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Speaker 7: The child's actually made it more valuable.

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Speaker 2: Child in the universe is the tea bag bed.

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Speaker 1: Secondly, who brings a two year old to an art

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Speaker 1: installation is only going to go badly. All that stuff

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Speaker 1: to a two year old looks like their beds. I'm

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Speaker 1: always playtime, you know.

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Speaker 6: I thought I was bringing culture and no.

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Speaker 7: No, I can't even appreciate modern thirty two year.

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Speaker 1: Old They should be You need to be at least

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Speaker 1: to this high. You don't happen for the right to

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Speaker 1: get into a museum or art installation.

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Speaker 6: That would have been helpful.

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Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell Show Podcast Mac question. I turned my back

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Speaker 5: for one second and my three year old son microwaves

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Speaker 5: my car keys great.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you're the three year old in this

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Speaker 1: that what great fun? Just the thought of actually seeing

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Speaker 1: what happens in the microwave. How quickly does this all

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Speaker 1: of the plastic and the metal start to mount and spark?

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Speaker 2: So I haven't just destroyed the nute them.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, we're actually on holiday and I was packing

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Speaker 5: the car to leave, getting ready to drive home, and

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Speaker 5: then he sort of goes to the doorway and goes pretty,

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Speaker 5: and then I walk in and yeah, everything was sparking.

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Speaker 2: So what did you have to do?

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Speaker 5: Well, we're down in Warnabull and Sunday trading hadn't quite

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Speaker 5: got there yet, so we had to book another night,

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Speaker 5: bring up work and say, yeah, I'm going to be

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Speaker 5: late because I can't go anywhere. And essentially the next

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Speaker 5: day I had to wait till we could get a

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Speaker 5: locksmith and get a new key.

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Speaker 1: Can't we actually making a note of this one he's

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Speaker 1: going to try and get Monday morning, Tessa car keys

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Speaker 1: in microwave. Pretty, Matt, thank you very much, She called Nicole.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Christian, I turned my back one second and my

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Speaker 4: son went down the laundry shoot in our two story house.

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Speaker 4: In history as well, I can see.

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Speaker 7: How that's.

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Speaker 1: Once you get over that sort of tipping point, you're

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Speaker 1: tipping forward and down and it.

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Speaker 7: Looks like a secret passageway or something that you would

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Speaker 7: want to walk through.

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Speaker 3: So what did work?

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Speaker 4: First? Very successfully?

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Speaker 7: Elmo, try this out for me. If you make it

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Speaker 7: down there safely, I'm coming next.

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Speaker 1: Elma always takes one for the team first, as we

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Speaker 1: all know the rules.

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Speaker 2: And so what did he land on? Elmo and some

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Speaker 2: bedcheets and.

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Speaker 4: He got stuck in between the top and bottom story

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Speaker 4: of the house.

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Speaker 2: This makes someone costaphobic. What do you have to do?

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Speaker 1: Get like a brom or someone and push them down?

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Speaker 4: I both the door off upstairs and sort of somehow

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Speaker 4: adrenaline ticked in and reached in and grabbed him by

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Speaker 4: a finger or ear or something and wedged him out.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, pretty pretty for long.

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Speaker 1: Awesome your supermom, the adrenaline kickchain. You get that supermum's strength,

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Speaker 1: it won't be messed with.

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Speaker 2: That's incredible.

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Speaker 4: But he never did it again.

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Speaker 2: No, No, that's a one off deal. That isn't.

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