WEBVTT - #18: Short Stack Fan Girling 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:03.080 People do some weird ship. 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:06.120 It should in young people inhaling the gas from cooking 0:00:06.160 --> 0:00:10.160 canisters known as nains to get hide some things. 0:00:10.240 --> 0:00:13.720 More since than others. I've done everything for you got 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:14.880 my career on hold. 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:17.480 I couldn't been anything if I'd had the talent. 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:21.599 Brass yourself for observations you didn't ask for. 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:24.280 This is leadership. I think he's one of the greatest 0:00:24.360 --> 0:00:25.120 leaders we've ever had. 0:00:25.560 --> 0:00:25.599 You. 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:32.680 Yeah, well good, Just still a couple of mitchihould wanted 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:34.400 us be Mitch and the other be Mitchell, just to 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:35.120 make things easier. 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:37.720 Your Mitch. I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying. 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:42.960 You always call me Mitchell. Oh no, he is Mitchulli 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:47.559 and Mitchell koo some happy eighteenth birthday. 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:48.880 Oh we can now drink. 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:50.480 I was just gonna. I was looking for a bottle 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:52.040 of a vodka or something out there. We should have 0:00:52.040 --> 0:00:52.520 done a shot. 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:54.120 You're not a big drinker, though, are you? 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:55.400 No, I'm not. My heart will stop at any moment 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:57.080 if I have a drink of alcohol. I'm on a 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:59.800 right Yeah. My lever's in pain on a daily basis, 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:01.120 and I don't drink, so I can't imagine how it 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:04.280 would feel I live with. I's got a filter. It's 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:06.119 like one of those pool filters on a really dirty 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:08.959 holiday in like my my liver would just filter so 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:10.080 much shit out of my body. 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:12.640 Where would you even start with trying to clean that ship? 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:14.440 I think I've got kidney stones. I don't even know it. 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:15.679 I'm just used to the pain, and I think it's 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:16.240 part of life. 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:18.240 Is that the one you have to piss out? It's 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:19.800 a kidney, isn't that? 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:20.240 I think? 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:22.440 So look it up. 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:26.560 Oh no, that's for its producer Jenna a Google groundskeeper Jay, 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:29.080 Welcome back, episode eighteen. We've made it. 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:32.679 Why do you keep saying we make it? I don't know, 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:36.600 because the girls from Shandy Committee as well. They keep saying, 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:38.640 I'm so surprised we're back for another episode. I didn't 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:41.160 think we'd get another one. And it's like I didn't 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:43.039 realize the people I work with had such doubt. 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:44.880 I feel the same about that shirt. Let's be real. 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:48.400 I'm surprised it even made it past every one. We're 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:51.960 gonna eat food? Yeah, original Now it's a great show. 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:53.040 I've listened. I really enjoy it. 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:55.200 Shneery Committee, everyone, Shady Committee, is a good show. 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:57.600 Better my cocking maduro Tea. 0:01:58.160 --> 0:01:59.120 You do pee them? 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:00.320 You pee the stone out? 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:01.880 Yes, thanks terrible. 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:05.080 She didn't even google it. That's from personal History. We're 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:06.440 back again, episode eighteen. 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:07.920 How's your week been good? 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:11.120 You know what it's been good? I have Humble bragg 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:13.480 name is celebrit and I'll tell you if I've interviewed 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:16.320 them this week. No, I have an interviewed blast. 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:20.200 It has been a big week, celeb wife. I haven't 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:23.760 interviewed anyone but god, Steph's dropped me music. Katie is pregnant? 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:24.760 Who said so much? 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:25.560 Lady Gaga? 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:27.160 Oh you talkers? If she's your third cousin? 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:32.680 Yeah, Steph, step step She thought, she thought, what's my 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:35.960 best song? It's bad romance. I'm going to google synonyms 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:38.480 for each and now I've got stupid love. She come 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:41.079 out with a new song that's not very creative, very smart. 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:43.240 That's like someone launching a podcast to over the last being, like, 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:43.920 I thought of this. 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:46.120 You know what would that be? 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:46.880 Is it just me? 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:49.320 Or do you reckon anyone else? Feel this? 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:51.560 Nah? 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:52.880 Who would bother doing that? 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:54.959 That's my cup of water? That would be the competition 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:57.880 to that you used to work with your ex of 0:02:57.919 --> 0:02:58.560 a podcast. 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:00.440 Can I tell you something else that happened to me 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:04.000 this week? Fangirl wise? I do you guys remember Short 0:03:04.040 --> 0:03:07.040 Sack the band? Yes? Yes, I was. I was rather 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:11.639 obsessed with them when I was I want to say thirteen. 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:12.760 That sounds about right. 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:15.280 They were like the biggest boy band in two thousand 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:16.600 and eight, two thousand and nine. 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:19.520 They were everything like pre my Chemical Romance, right, yes. 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:22.119 But like on a much smaller scale. They're Australian. Yeah, 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:24.280 oh really, they were like what five soft is now? 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:26.480 But even then I don't even know, right, But I 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:28.560 went and saw them lie at the Orange ex Services 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:31.240 Club if you don't hardly mind anyway, I was reading 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:34.080 some Facebook article about how they're making a comeback, and 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:35.720 you know how, you get really curious and you start 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:38.280 going down like a deep dive, you start insta stalking. 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:40.440 Oh yeah, I was like, God, what do the members 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:44.360 of short Sack look like? Now? I found Sean, their 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:48.560 lead singer, on Instagram and instead of saying follow, it 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:54.640 said follow back. And I was like, if fourteen you're 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:56.800 of Mitchell knew that Sean for Short Sack would be 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:59.360 following him on Instagram. We need to lie down. 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:01.680 It was a whole so they followed you, and in 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:03.760 the herd of people that just follow you after that, 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:06.840 Lisa Wilkinsons barkhole. You haven't realized that a member of 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:07.960 shorts slip through the crawd. 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:09.600 I don't know when he followed me, how long it's 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:13.720 been happening, but he bloody follows me. Yes, he's got 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:15.560 a child now, wife and kids. 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:17.440 Did you still have the bleached chips in the jail? 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:21.120 That was never him? No, that was the Andy also 0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:21.719 got a child. 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:23.920 Isn't one of them a real estate agent? 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:24.159 Now? 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:27.920 I don't know, actually pretty sure, but they're making a comeback. 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:30.080 That's the important thing. Here go here's his gender reveal, 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:33.880 Sean Sean Divney from Short Sack. Oh be still my 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:35.120 beating heart. 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:40.960 So look what baby it is Sean Divny. Sean Divney 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:42.040 is at it the real estate agent? 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:46.640 Yes, from Coleman estate Agents? 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:51.800 Really, what are you doing? 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:56.640 Face? You don't hang up on I've locked it. 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:58.600 I've locked it. Ship ship ship it's called still ringing? 0:04:59.160 --> 0:04:59.880 Did you why did you do that? 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:02.280 I do that when I'm freaking out. 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:04.120 Oh my god, did you pick up? 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:04.320 No? 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:05.960 Ring him again? 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:07.159 Ah? 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:09.599 He's looking after his I didn't even. 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:12.000 Know that you could instagram video chat for startus. I've 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:13.360 never done that. Why did you do that? 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:13.840 Well? 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:14.480 A bit of fun. 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:15.320 That's the awkward. 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:18.960 It's probably at an open house. I got to take this. 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:20.240 I'm a big fan. 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:23.480 Oh he's gonna have a miscall for me. That's so embarrassing. 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.960 Does it say seen or any It just says you 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:28.760 started a video chat, video chat ended, but it went 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:31.720 for forty seconds? How long did you hold it? 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.400 I was holding it for a good like the whole 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:36.680 time I was pretending to watch the gender reveal. He 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:37.920 was facetiming Sean Divin. 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:41.440 He definitely he will see the left. He'd definitely like 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:42.640 let that ring out, leave it. 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:44.560 On the desk and if he calls back during the show, 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:45.040 will take it. 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:48.040 No, I don't. I'll just I'll leave him a message 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:49.080 explaining because I can't. 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:51.280 Let's do it now, Ready to just go? I'll just go, 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:52.400 Oh my god, host. 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:55.039 No, you are not talking. Okay, you are not talking. Okay, 0:05:55.040 --> 0:05:57.360 this is this is mine and Sean's moment. A right, 0:05:57.560 --> 0:05:58.200 can I talk? 0:05:58.520 --> 0:05:58.599 No? 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:00.920 Did you like short Sack back in the day? 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:01.160 Yeah? 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:01.520 I did? 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:01.880 All right? 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:08.400 You can say hello, turn this shit off. Sorry, okay, Hi, Sean, 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:13.280 you don't know me. It's my name's Mitchell. Sorry about 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:17.200 the miss call there. That was my pig of a 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:20.039 co host. We're just recording our podcast together right now, 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:23.160 and I was talking about how excited I was when 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:27.039 I realized that you followed me on Instagram. Because short 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:29.600 Sack still has a place in my heart. You were 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:31.839 my favorite, and I realized you were following me on 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:34.039 Instagram recently. It was a very exciting time. So he 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:36.560 just thought it would be appropriate to call you. Totally 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:41.120 not appropriate. I'm so sorry about that. Anyway, Hello, I'll 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:44.560 leave you to Oh that's Jenna, she's a fan. Sorry fan, Hi, anyway, 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:46.440 I'll leave you to it. Sean, thank you so much, 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:48.880 love you by Bhi. 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:51.240 Wow, that was very civil of you. 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:52.880 You're fucked. You were so fun. 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:55.039 Oh please, you'll end up sleeping together in a month's time. 0:06:56.839 --> 0:07:00.599 Why God, you say some dumb shiite a rag on 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:02.359 and we. 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:05.400 Pissed him off. Janet, I don't know how you're involved 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:05.600 in this. 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:07.240 On what's coming up? 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:08.880 Okay, coming up on the show. If it's your first 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:10.920 time listening, of course, we start with two is it 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:12.880 just me? The gyms, as I like to coin them, 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:15.160 hashtag gym, get it trendy. 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:16.960 One each We don't tell each other what it's going 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:20.040 to be. We are yet to clash. I think it's 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:22.160 very different people, so it's unlikely to happen. 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:24.760 Yeah, I actually am surprised that we have never brought 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:26.160 something very similar to the table. 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:26.760 What do you got for me? 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:26.880 This? 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:29.800 Mine is something with topical It's been in the news. 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:32.119 It's actually probably on the news on every news channel 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:35.360 in every country around the world. Very topical because I'm 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:37.200 concerned about myself. It's health related. 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:39.520 Oh God, don't tell me it's coronavirus related. 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:41.400 Yeah, I'm doing Yeah, this is the week. 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:44.120 This is the week. Mine is too coronaing two well 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:47.120 thought of in a roundabout way. It's vaguely related and. 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:50.880 Should we stop and I should change No, let's know, 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:53.080 you know what, this would be a fun experiment seeing 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:55.000 how we can have the same topic but where we 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:55.440 take it. 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:59.640 Okay, well, mine is only louthly related to count Yeah, 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:00.080 I'll kick. 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:02.240 Okay plaus Later in the show, this is I think 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:04.640 one of my favorite segments. Remind me, did we do 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:05.120 this on the. 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:07.400 Very first episode, what is it again? 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:08.240 Which Mitch? 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:09.280 Second show? 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:11.000 We did this on the second show. We went around 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:12.640 the office because we both work at the same place, 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:15.040 and we went around to our office and asked. 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:15.440 Coble, Jennet. 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:19.080 Sorry, Jenne did it back when she actually produced and 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:20.760 all she does is trimming hedges and artists. 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:23.640 We've got anonymous compliments and we had to decide which 0:08:24.040 --> 0:08:26.400 Mitch they belonged to. It was a test of how 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:28.240 big your head is, because you thought they all belonged 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:28.640 to you. 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:30.600 And my surprise, the majority were for you. I was 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:32.760 very shocked, Tom. And we've asked you guys on our 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:35.280 instagram on Facebook to write in and Jenny, you've collated 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:36.280 the best. We haven't seen them yet. 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:38.720 I did see you up in our Instagram begging for compliments. 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:40.480 I thought, God is here? All right? Then I heard 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:41.080 a rough week. 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:43.560 I didn't notice that, and then I changed it to 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:45.959 also criticisms and no, we. 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:47.599 Didn't do that. Last night. I listened to me, I 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:50.200 haven't read any of them, so Jenner, we got them all. God, 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:51.680 we're hearing that later. 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:55.160 What's the theme, Jenna? Oh you'll see okay great? Which 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:56.120 Mitch later on All Right? 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:57.559 Let's just kick off with my either just me? 0:08:57.679 --> 0:08:57.960 All right? 0:08:58.200 --> 0:08:58.520 Hit it? 0:08:58.760 --> 0:09:02.160 Here we go? Is it just me? 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:07.640 Do you sometimes forget that the news isn't fictional? 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:11.280 The news, I got to think this through. 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:13.959 Absolutely fictional is like not true? 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:15.280 Oh no? 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:18.120 Do you sometimes forget that the news is actually real 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:22.600 and like things that affect you. I'm literally I work 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:26.199 in media. I'm surrounded by news cycle. I know what's happening, 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:29.160 I watch it, I read it, and yet to this day, 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:34.040 I forget that it still affects me. You know how 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:37.600 during the whole coronavirus thing that was huge last week, 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:40.319 especially the toilet paper panic buying and there was no 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:43.679 toilet paper in the shops, I was seeing these stories 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:46.080 being like, oh, that's mad and it's people pulling knives 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:48.120 on each other trying to get toilet paper because there 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:51.200 was such a shortage. People being tasted, yeah, people being tased. 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:51.400 It was. 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:54.320 It was absolute madness, and I thought, gee, how about that. 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:57.760 Huh went to the shops and I was like, oh, 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:02.000 there's actually no toilet paper. Oh this affects me as well. 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:05.480 I feel like I'm watching like a reality TV. I'm like, oh, 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:07.200 this has been dramatized and I'm like, oh, no, this 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:08.000 actually affects me. 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:11.040 I thought you met like tsunami in Sydney's Lower East, 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:12.720 like the poor bastards and all of a sudden your 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:13.640 window gets taken out. 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:16.000 Well, no, I think that's actually where it might come from, 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:19.559 because I was a country kid and the so called 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:23.560 national news was mostly just Sydney stuff. It was like, oh, 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:25.920 you know, traffic jam on the M four, and I'm like, 0:10:26.040 --> 0:10:28.120 sucks to be them. I think I just got so 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:30.560 used to the news not affecting me, like oh, Katie 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:33.080 Perry's hearing two fight to drive, I can't go to 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:34.600 that relevant in the country. 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:36.600 Did they just give you the city feed? 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:40.400 Yeah, we used to get the Sydney news. They used 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.600 to have a half hour local news bulletin, but because 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:46.199 they weren't very resourced and not much happens, let's be honest, 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:49.079 it was all like like generic evergreen stuff like oh, 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:51.720 don't forget to fence your pool, Like that's not exactly 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:55.520 specific to my local town. In the middle of a 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:58.800 lot of agriculture news, rain prices, damn levels. It again 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:02.319 doesn't affect me. But to this day I forget that 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:04.160 the new actually affects me. I was like, oh shit, 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:06.800 there's no toilet paper, I could actually get coronavirus. 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:08.600 Yeah, you know what, I think this is just coming 0:11:08.600 --> 0:11:10.520 from a place of privilege. We're very privileged, so we 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:12.520 just you know, when something's happening in Iran, we go 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:14.560 poor Iran and then we go and drink how smoothie, 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:15.040 you know what I mean. 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:17.560 That's different though, Like this is shit happening in my 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:20.320 own backyard. I mean apparently Birdwood with where a lot 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:22.199 of the riots are happening. That's from a local KMA. 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:25.440 Yeah, well that's my point. I'm sandwich between coronavirus in 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:28.440 Macquarie Park someone just died and where you were God 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:30.720 rest her Soult that's where we work. And then I 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:33.200 live in Cronella and some last fifty year old man 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:34.040 has it in Cronella. 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:36.200 That's all right, You're in two hot spots, I mean 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:39.800 two Corona howkspots. Yeah, wow, how are you feeling? 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:41.560 Actually this ties me into my agent? 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:43.760 Well let's not. Let's not piece around, go for it. 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:45.800 What a perfect flow on. This has never happened before? 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:53.080 Is it just me? Is it bad that I think 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:54.760 I actually have coronavirus? 0:11:57.480 --> 0:11:58.120 It's not good. 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:02.200 Hear me out, but I didn't want to say one 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:10.920 that is great. I have power sanitizer, so I am 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:15.600 going to quickly sanitizing my hands. This is power sanitizer 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:19.600 for me. You can all sentatize it. 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:24.400 Advanced technology cleaning spray dust. Though it's just. 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:26.280 Air, it gets through the bacteria. 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:28.560 They said, oh like in microphones and shit, if you 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:30.400 put it on your skin, it won't do ship. Really, 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:32.000 you may as well stand upon of a leaf blower. 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:35.160 That's that's why I've you know, like keyboards and like 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:37.040 crevices where you get dust and stuff that you can't 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:39.679 really clean with a cloth. That's where you bring handed air. 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:42.160 Like you wouldn't do it to yourself. 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:44.920 Jenna, open your legs for a second, then you were 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:45.520 meant to spray it. 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:47.560 That would have been very That was very inappropriate. I 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:51.320 think it's very disgusting to imply that Jenna's crack is 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:56.199 never cleaned hard to get to. 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:59.040 Well, do you guys care about how I am? 0:12:59.360 --> 0:12:59.840 No? 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:01.040 No, what makes you think you have it? 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:03.559 Okay, I've got a lot of the symptoms, like what 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:05.439 and I'm like, we just said I'm in both of 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:10.320 the hot spots I coronavirus is fine. If you're young 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:12.760 and healthy, it can't affect you. You will have it. 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:14.680 I could have it right now and pass it onto 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:16.320 the two of you, and then in a week our 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:18.040 immune system would have killed it and we'd be none 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:18.520 the wiser. 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:20.400 I like to think I've got a pretty kick ass 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:22.760 the immune system. Bring it on, I say, yeah, you 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:24.920 actually do you drink all those green smoothies I do? 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:26.360 And gener exercises a lot. 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:29.960 Missus Zimber again, I see, yeah. 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:30.640 You've just canceled permanently. 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:31.800 So what did you say to symptoms? 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:34.440 So I've got like a real cough, which I've had 0:13:34.440 --> 0:13:38.760 for a while, as we know, that's nothing new. I'm 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:42.440 sweating profusely, which again is nothing new. And I'm just 0:13:42.480 --> 0:13:44.760 in between the hot spots. And I woke up this 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:47.120 morning had a really runny nose and googled it and 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:50.360 that was a massive symptom, A sniffly, snuffy, running nose. 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:53.160 I work up this morning and I had a really 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:55.800 scratchy throat, and every time I coughed in the office, 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:59.720 someone would go corona. And do you know what I did? 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:02.960 Booked into a GP, and I went in the GP 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:05.760 just goes. You cannot test on the Boris guy got 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:08.280 a salt water and I left after like thirty seconds. 0:14:09.040 --> 0:14:12.840 So you want to hype or don't have it? 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:15.600 Go for a swim Auburn Mouth. 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:17.439 I was like, I think you can test for it 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:18.720 though we just go. You cannot test. 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:20.400 Really, you have to be able to test. 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:25.680 How test exactly? That's what I thought. Yeah, No, I 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:26.200 don't want. 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:26.640 To google it. 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:31.080 I make one joke about your legs. I don't know, well, 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:33.560 you know what. I'm actually not being silly. I do 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:36.120 think I might have it. Also, because my partner, Hayden, 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:39.680 has had a cough horrendously for maybe two weeks. His 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:42.600 mom now has it and his mum is wearing I 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:44.960 woke up like at eleven because I worked till midnight, 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:46.400 so I woke up at eleven. I stayed at his 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:47.840 house and it was just his mum there in the 0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:49.560 kitchen cooking with a face mask on. 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:51.000 Okay, and what are you doing? 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:53.040 Shoes you have to put one on? So I had 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:56.480 breakfast with a mask on. What did you put in these? 0:14:56.920 --> 0:15:00.680 I move it to the side. That's very weird the 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:01.920 face mioks back up, that's what that you wanted me 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:03.560 to do so. 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:06.280 Essentially, you and all your loved ones you're preparing for death. 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:09.560 Who are you going to leave your stuff to pass? 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:11.960 I don't have an next of kin, no neither. 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:13.360 I never know who to put on the form when 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:13.640 they are. 0:15:13.800 --> 0:15:15.240 I could, I could put you? 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:16.040 Why would you put me? 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:16.480 I know? 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:18.280 I feel like you'd respect my wishes. 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:21.280 Haven't You haven't spoke, We haven't spoken about this. I'm 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:22.680 happy to be you next to kin. I'll tut him 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:23.480 down now, I'm Mitchell. 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:26.360 You can take you take my dog? Look after my dog? 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:27.560 Wishes I've got. 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:29.160 I've got some money in my bank account. You can 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:29.560 have a lie? 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:31.440 You do I know about that? 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:32.080 What do you mean? 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:33.480 You're in Sydney rent free? 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:36.840 You're loaded, not rent free? You are where I am 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:39.600 the definition of rent free. Okay? 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:42.960 Well what else do I get? What are your wishes or. 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:45.160 What are my wishes? Okay? Look after Hayden, make sure 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:45.960 he's well looked after. 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:47.280