Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: It should in young people inhaling the gas from cooking
Speaker 2: canisters known as nains to get hide some things.
Speaker 3: More since than others. I've done everything for you got
Speaker 3: my career on hold.
Speaker 2: I couldn't been anything if I'd had the talent.
Speaker 1: Brass yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 3: This is leadership. I think he's one of the greatest
Speaker 3: leaders we've ever had.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well good, Just still a couple of mitchihould wanted
Speaker 5: us be Mitch and the other be Mitchell, just to
Speaker 5: make things easier.
Speaker 3: Your Mitch. I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying.
Speaker 1: You always call me Mitchell. Oh no, he is Mitchulli
Speaker 1: and Mitchell koo some happy eighteenth birthday.
Speaker 3: Oh we can now drink.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna. I was looking for a bottle
Speaker 1: of a vodka or something out there. We should have
Speaker 1: done a shot.
Speaker 3: You're not a big drinker, though, are you?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. My heart will stop at any moment
Speaker 1: if I have a drink of alcohol. I'm on a
Speaker 1: right Yeah. My lever's in pain on a daily basis,
Speaker 1: and I don't drink, so I can't imagine how it
Speaker 1: would feel I live with. I's got a filter. It's
Speaker 1: like one of those pool filters on a really dirty
Speaker 1: holiday in like my my liver would just filter so
Speaker 1: much shit out of my body.
Speaker 3: Where would you even start with trying to clean that ship?
Speaker 1: I think I've got kidney stones. I don't even know it.
Speaker 1: I'm just used to the pain, and I think it's
Speaker 1: part of life.
Speaker 3: Is that the one you have to piss out? It's
Speaker 3: a kidney, isn't that?
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 6: So look it up.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's for its producer Jenna a Google groundskeeper Jay,
Speaker 1: Welcome back, episode eighteen. We've made it.
Speaker 3: Why do you keep saying we make it? I don't know,
Speaker 3: because the girls from Shandy Committee as well. They keep saying,
Speaker 3: I'm so surprised we're back for another episode. I didn't
Speaker 3: think we'd get another one. And it's like I didn't
Speaker 3: realize the people I work with had such doubt.
Speaker 1: I feel the same about that shirt. Let's be real.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised it even made it past every one. We're
Speaker 1: gonna eat food? Yeah, original Now it's a great show.
Speaker 1: I've listened. I really enjoy it.
Speaker 3: Shneery Committee, everyone, Shady Committee, is a good show.
Speaker 1: Better my cocking maduro Tea.
Speaker 6: You do pee them?
Speaker 1: You pee the stone out?
Speaker 3: Yes, thanks terrible.
Speaker 1: She didn't even google it. That's from personal History. We're
Speaker 1: back again, episode eighteen.
Speaker 3: How's your week been good?
Speaker 1: You know what it's been good? I have Humble bragg
Speaker 1: name is celebrit and I'll tell you if I've interviewed
Speaker 1: them this week. No, I have an interviewed blast.
Speaker 3: It has been a big week, celeb wife. I haven't
Speaker 3: interviewed anyone but god, Steph's dropped me music. Katie is pregnant?
Speaker 1: Who said so much?
Speaker 3: Lady Gaga?
Speaker 1: Oh you talkers? If she's your third cousin?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Steph, step step She thought, she thought, what's my
Speaker 3: best song? It's bad romance. I'm going to google synonyms
Speaker 3: for each and now I've got stupid love. She come
Speaker 3: out with a new song that's not very creative, very smart.
Speaker 1: That's like someone launching a podcast to over the last being, like,
Speaker 1: I thought of this.
Speaker 3: You know what would that be?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Or do you reckon anyone else? Feel this?
Speaker 5: Nah?
Speaker 3: Who would bother doing that?
Speaker 1: That's my cup of water? That would be the competition
Speaker 1: to that you used to work with your ex of
Speaker 1: a podcast.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you something else that happened to me
Speaker 3: this week? Fangirl wise? I do you guys remember Short
Speaker 3: Sack the band? Yes? Yes, I was. I was rather
Speaker 3: obsessed with them when I was I want to say thirteen.
Speaker 1: That sounds about right.
Speaker 3: They were like the biggest boy band in two thousand
Speaker 3: and eight, two thousand and nine.
Speaker 1: They were everything like pre my Chemical Romance, right, yes.
Speaker 3: But like on a much smaller scale. They're Australian. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh really, they were like what five soft is now?
Speaker 3: But even then I don't even know, right, But I
Speaker 3: went and saw them lie at the Orange ex Services
Speaker 3: Club if you don't hardly mind anyway, I was reading
Speaker 3: some Facebook article about how they're making a comeback, and
Speaker 3: you know how, you get really curious and you start
Speaker 3: going down like a deep dive, you start insta stalking.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was like, God, what do the members
Speaker 3: of short Sack look like? Now? I found Sean, their
Speaker 3: lead singer, on Instagram and instead of saying follow, it
Speaker 3: said follow back. And I was like, if fourteen you're
Speaker 3: of Mitchell knew that Sean for Short Sack would be
Speaker 3: following him on Instagram. We need to lie down.
Speaker 1: It was a whole so they followed you, and in
Speaker 1: the herd of people that just follow you after that,
Speaker 1: Lisa Wilkinsons barkhole. You haven't realized that a member of
Speaker 1: shorts slip through the crawd.
Speaker 3: I don't know when he followed me, how long it's
Speaker 3: been happening, but he bloody follows me. Yes, he's got
Speaker 3: a child now, wife and kids.
Speaker 1: Did you still have the bleached chips in the jail?
Speaker 3: That was never him? No, that was the Andy also
Speaker 3: got a child.
Speaker 2: Isn't one of them a real estate agent?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: I don't know, actually pretty sure, but they're making a comeback.
Speaker 3: That's the important thing. Here go here's his gender reveal,
Speaker 3: Sean Sean Divney from Short Sack. Oh be still my
Speaker 3: beating heart.
Speaker 1: So look what baby it is Sean Divny. Sean Divney
Speaker 1: is at it the real estate agent?
Speaker 6: Yes, from Coleman estate Agents?
Speaker 3: Really, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Face? You don't hang up on I've locked it.
Speaker 3: I've locked it. Ship ship ship it's called still ringing?
Speaker 1: Did you why did you do that?
Speaker 6: I do that when I'm freaking out.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you pick up?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Ring him again?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 6: He's looking after his I didn't even.
Speaker 3: Know that you could instagram video chat for startus. I've
Speaker 3: never done that. Why did you do that?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: A bit of fun.
Speaker 3: That's the awkward.
Speaker 1: It's probably at an open house. I got to take this.
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan.
Speaker 3: Oh he's gonna have a miscall for me. That's so embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Does it say seen or any It just says you
Speaker 3: started a video chat, video chat ended, but it went
Speaker 3: for forty seconds? How long did you hold it?
Speaker 1: I was holding it for a good like the whole
Speaker 1: time I was pretending to watch the gender reveal. He
Speaker 1: was facetiming Sean Divin.
Speaker 3: He definitely he will see the left. He'd definitely like
Speaker 3: let that ring out, leave it.
Speaker 1: On the desk and if he calls back during the show,
Speaker 1: will take it.
Speaker 3: No, I don't. I'll just I'll leave him a message
Speaker 3: explaining because I can't.
Speaker 1: Let's do it now, Ready to just go? I'll just go,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, host.
Speaker 3: No, you are not talking. Okay, you are not talking. Okay,
Speaker 3: this is this is mine and Sean's moment. A right,
Speaker 3: can I talk?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Did you like short Sack back in the day?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I did?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: You can say hello, turn this shit off. Sorry, okay, Hi, Sean,
Speaker 3: you don't know me. It's my name's Mitchell. Sorry about
Speaker 3: the miss call there. That was my pig of a
Speaker 3: co host. We're just recording our podcast together right now,
Speaker 3: and I was talking about how excited I was when
Speaker 3: I realized that you followed me on Instagram. Because short
Speaker 3: Sack still has a place in my heart. You were
Speaker 3: my favorite, and I realized you were following me on
Speaker 3: Instagram recently. It was a very exciting time. So he
Speaker 3: just thought it would be appropriate to call you. Totally
Speaker 3: not appropriate. I'm so sorry about that. Anyway, Hello, I'll
Speaker 3: leave you to Oh that's Jenna, she's a fan. Sorry fan, Hi, anyway,
Speaker 3: I'll leave you to it. Sean, thank you so much,
Speaker 3: love you by Bhi.
Speaker 1: Wow, that was very civil of you.
Speaker 3: You're fucked. You were so fun.
Speaker 1: Oh please, you'll end up sleeping together in a month's time.
Speaker 3: Why God, you say some dumb shiite a rag on
Speaker 3: and we.
Speaker 1: Pissed him off. Janet, I don't know how you're involved
Speaker 1: in this.
Speaker 3: On what's coming up?
Speaker 1: Okay, coming up on the show. If it's your first
Speaker 1: time listening, of course, we start with two is it
Speaker 1: just me? The gyms, as I like to coin them,
Speaker 1: hashtag gym, get it trendy.
Speaker 3: One each We don't tell each other what it's going
Speaker 3: to be. We are yet to clash. I think it's
Speaker 3: very different people, so it's unlikely to happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually am surprised that we have never brought
Speaker 1: something very similar to the table.
Speaker 3: What do you got for me?
Speaker 4: This?
Speaker 1: Mine is something with topical It's been in the news.
Speaker 1: It's actually probably on the news on every news channel
Speaker 1: in every country around the world. Very topical because I'm
Speaker 1: concerned about myself. It's health related.
Speaker 3: Oh God, don't tell me it's coronavirus related.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm doing Yeah, this is the week.
Speaker 3: This is the week. Mine is too coronaing two well
Speaker 3: thought of in a roundabout way. It's vaguely related and.
Speaker 1: Should we stop and I should change No, let's know,
Speaker 1: you know what, this would be a fun experiment seeing
Speaker 1: how we can have the same topic but where we
Speaker 1: take it.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, mine is only louthly related to count Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll kick.
Speaker 1: Okay plaus Later in the show, this is I think
Speaker 1: one of my favorite segments. Remind me, did we do
Speaker 1: this on the.
Speaker 3: Very first episode, what is it again?
Speaker 1: Which Mitch?
Speaker 3: Second show?
Speaker 1: We did this on the second show. We went around
Speaker 1: the office because we both work at the same place,
Speaker 1: and we went around to our office and asked.
Speaker 3: Coble, Jennet.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Jenne did it back when she actually produced and
Speaker 1: all she does is trimming hedges and artists.
Speaker 3: We've got anonymous compliments and we had to decide which
Speaker 3: Mitch they belonged to. It was a test of how
Speaker 3: big your head is, because you thought they all belonged
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 1: And my surprise, the majority were for you. I was
Speaker 1: very shocked, Tom. And we've asked you guys on our
Speaker 1: instagram on Facebook to write in and Jenny, you've collated
Speaker 1: the best. We haven't seen them yet.
Speaker 3: I did see you up in our Instagram begging for compliments.
Speaker 3: I thought, God is here? All right? Then I heard
Speaker 3: a rough week.
Speaker 1: I didn't notice that, and then I changed it to
Speaker 1: also criticisms and no, we.
Speaker 3: Didn't do that. Last night. I listened to me, I
Speaker 3: haven't read any of them, so Jenner, we got them all. God,
Speaker 3: we're hearing that later.
Speaker 1: What's the theme, Jenna? Oh you'll see okay great? Which
Speaker 1: Mitch later on All Right?
Speaker 3: Let's just kick off with my either just me?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: Hit it?
Speaker 1: Here we go? Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Do you sometimes forget that the news isn't fictional?
Speaker 1: The news, I got to think this through.
Speaker 3: Absolutely fictional is like not true?
Speaker 1: Oh no?
Speaker 3: Do you sometimes forget that the news is actually real
Speaker 3: and like things that affect you. I'm literally I work
Speaker 3: in media. I'm surrounded by news cycle. I know what's happening,
Speaker 3: I watch it, I read it, and yet to this day,
Speaker 3: I forget that it still affects me. You know how
Speaker 3: during the whole coronavirus thing that was huge last week,
Speaker 3: especially the toilet paper panic buying and there was no
Speaker 3: toilet paper in the shops, I was seeing these stories
Speaker 3: being like, oh, that's mad and it's people pulling knives
Speaker 3: on each other trying to get toilet paper because there
Speaker 3: was such a shortage. People being tasted, yeah, people being tased.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 3: It was absolute madness, and I thought, gee, how about that.
Speaker 3: Huh went to the shops and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: there's actually no toilet paper. Oh this affects me as well.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm watching like a reality TV. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: this has been dramatized and I'm like, oh, no, this
Speaker 3: actually affects me.
Speaker 1: I thought you met like tsunami in Sydney's Lower East,
Speaker 1: like the poor bastards and all of a sudden your
Speaker 1: window gets taken out.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I think that's actually where it might come from,
Speaker 3: because I was a country kid and the so called
Speaker 3: national news was mostly just Sydney stuff. It was like, oh,
Speaker 3: you know, traffic jam on the M four, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: sucks to be them. I think I just got so
Speaker 3: used to the news not affecting me, like oh, Katie
Speaker 3: Perry's hearing two fight to drive, I can't go to
Speaker 3: that relevant in the country.
Speaker 1: Did they just give you the city feed?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we used to get the Sydney news. They used
Speaker 3: to have a half hour local news bulletin, but because
Speaker 3: they weren't very resourced and not much happens, let's be honest,
Speaker 3: it was all like like generic evergreen stuff like oh,
Speaker 3: don't forget to fence your pool, Like that's not exactly
Speaker 3: specific to my local town. In the middle of a
Speaker 3: lot of agriculture news, rain prices, damn levels. It again
Speaker 3: doesn't affect me. But to this day I forget that
Speaker 3: the new actually affects me. I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 3: there's no toilet paper, I could actually get coronavirus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, I think this is just coming
Speaker 1: from a place of privilege. We're very privileged, so we
Speaker 1: just you know, when something's happening in Iran, we go
Speaker 1: poor Iran and then we go and drink how smoothie,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: That's different though, Like this is shit happening in my
Speaker 3: own backyard. I mean apparently Birdwood with where a lot
Speaker 3: of the riots are happening. That's from a local KMA.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's my point. I'm sandwich between coronavirus in
Speaker 1: Macquarie Park someone just died and where you were God
Speaker 1: rest her Soult that's where we work. And then I
Speaker 1: live in Cronella and some last fifty year old man
Speaker 1: has it in Cronella.
Speaker 3: That's all right, You're in two hot spots, I mean
Speaker 3: two Corona howkspots. Yeah, wow, how are you feeling?
Speaker 1: Actually this ties me into my agent?
Speaker 3: Well let's not. Let's not piece around, go for it.
Speaker 1: What a perfect flow on. This has never happened before?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Is it bad that I think
Speaker 1: I actually have coronavirus?
Speaker 3: It's not good.
Speaker 1: Hear me out, but I didn't want to say one
Speaker 1: that is great. I have power sanitizer, so I am
Speaker 1: going to quickly sanitizing my hands. This is power sanitizer
Speaker 1: for me. You can all sentatize it.
Speaker 3: Advanced technology cleaning spray dust. Though it's just.
Speaker 1: Air, it gets through the bacteria.
Speaker 3: They said, oh like in microphones and shit, if you
Speaker 3: put it on your skin, it won't do ship. Really,
Speaker 3: you may as well stand upon of a leaf blower.
Speaker 3: That's that's why I've you know, like keyboards and like
Speaker 3: crevices where you get dust and stuff that you can't
Speaker 3: really clean with a cloth. That's where you bring handed air.
Speaker 3: Like you wouldn't do it to yourself.
Speaker 1: Jenna, open your legs for a second, then you were
Speaker 1: meant to spray it.
Speaker 3: That would have been very That was very inappropriate. I
Speaker 3: think it's very disgusting to imply that Jenna's crack is
Speaker 3: never cleaned hard to get to.
Speaker 1: Well, do you guys care about how I am?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: No, what makes you think you have it?
Speaker 1: Okay, I've got a lot of the symptoms, like what
Speaker 1: and I'm like, we just said I'm in both of
Speaker 1: the hot spots I coronavirus is fine. If you're young
Speaker 1: and healthy, it can't affect you. You will have it.
Speaker 1: I could have it right now and pass it onto
Speaker 1: the two of you, and then in a week our
Speaker 1: immune system would have killed it and we'd be none
Speaker 1: the wiser.
Speaker 3: I like to think I've got a pretty kick ass
Speaker 3: the immune system. Bring it on, I say, yeah, you
Speaker 3: actually do you drink all those green smoothies I do?
Speaker 1: And gener exercises a lot.
Speaker 3: Missus Zimber again, I see, yeah.
Speaker 1: You've just canceled permanently.
Speaker 3: So what did you say to symptoms?
Speaker 1: So I've got like a real cough, which I've had
Speaker 1: for a while, as we know, that's nothing new. I'm
Speaker 1: sweating profusely, which again is nothing new. And I'm just
Speaker 1: in between the hot spots. And I woke up this
Speaker 1: morning had a really runny nose and googled it and
Speaker 1: that was a massive symptom, A sniffly, snuffy, running nose.
Speaker 3: I work up this morning and I had a really
Speaker 3: scratchy throat, and every time I coughed in the office,
Speaker 3: someone would go corona. And do you know what I did?
Speaker 3: Booked into a GP, and I went in the GP
Speaker 3: just goes. You cannot test on the Boris guy got
Speaker 3: a salt water and I left after like thirty seconds.
Speaker 3: So you want to hype or don't have it?
Speaker 1: Go for a swim Auburn Mouth.
Speaker 3: I was like, I think you can test for it
Speaker 3: though we just go. You cannot test.
Speaker 1: Really, you have to be able to test.
Speaker 3: How test exactly? That's what I thought. Yeah, No, I
Speaker 3: don't want.
Speaker 2: To google it.
Speaker 1: I make one joke about your legs. I don't know, well,
Speaker 1: you know what. I'm actually not being silly. I do
Speaker 1: think I might have it. Also, because my partner, Hayden,
Speaker 1: has had a cough horrendously for maybe two weeks. His
Speaker 1: mom now has it and his mum is wearing I
Speaker 1: woke up like at eleven because I worked till midnight,
Speaker 1: so I woke up at eleven. I stayed at his
Speaker 1: house and it was just his mum there in the
Speaker 1: kitchen cooking with a face mask on.
Speaker 3: Okay, and what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Shoes you have to put one on? So I had
Speaker 1: breakfast with a mask on. What did you put in these?
Speaker 1: I move it to the side. That's very weird the
Speaker 1: face mioks back up, that's what that you wanted me
Speaker 1: to do so.
Speaker 3: Essentially, you and all your loved ones you're preparing for death.
Speaker 3: Who are you going to leave your stuff to pass?
Speaker 1: I don't have an next of kin, no neither.
Speaker 3: I never know who to put on the form when
Speaker 3: they are.
Speaker 1: I could, I could put you?
Speaker 3: Why would you put me?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 1: I feel like you'd respect my wishes.
Speaker 3: Haven't You haven't spoke, We haven't spoken about this. I'm
Speaker 3: happy to be you next to kin. I'll tut him
Speaker 3: down now, I'm Mitchell.
Speaker 1: You can take you take my dog? Look after my dog?
Speaker 3: Wishes I've got.
Speaker 1: I've got some money in my bank account. You can
Speaker 1: have a lie?
Speaker 3: You do I know about that?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: You're in Sydney rent free?
Speaker 1: You're loaded, not rent free? You are where I am
Speaker 1: the definition of rent free. Okay?
Speaker 3: Well what else do I get? What are your wishes or.
Speaker 1: What are my wishes? Okay? Look after Hayden, make sure
Speaker 1: he's well looked after.
Speaker 3: And would you like to be buried? Or do I
Speaker 3: burn the bitch?
Speaker 1: Now burn me? Oh god, you'll need a big earn
Speaker 1: you just get one of those tubs from Chemis Square
Speaker 1: House on the top shelf.
Speaker 3: Just dump me in it like one of those semi
Speaker 3: trailers that have the petrol like that that transports it.
Speaker 1: And then I want you to mix my ashes into
Speaker 1: a soft serve machine and then just serve it to
Speaker 1: everyone at my wake.
Speaker 3: Okay, I can do at your wake. You won't be
Speaker 3: burnt yet, oh true.
Speaker 1: Open casket, and I want you to put me in
Speaker 1: a Kiss shirt represent the brand. And then I want
Speaker 1: you to play all my select interviews on Loop right
Speaker 1: away so people can hear what friends I was with
Speaker 1: all these stars. None of them will turn up, except
Speaker 1: for Lizzo because we both can.
Speaker 3: Are you really going to be that obsessed with your workplace?
Speaker 3: Beyond the grape? Am I spelling? Next of kin k I.
Speaker 1: M it is?
Speaker 2: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 2: of mitches.
Speaker 6: If you don't, you're a tickhead.
Speaker 3: Speaking of Kiss, Mitch, you've mentioned a couple of times
Speaker 3: here on this show that the prizes you give away
Speaker 3: at nighttime are a little bit ordinary. Sometimes you have
Speaker 3: a game where the prize is ten cents, and you
Speaker 3: maybe don't get the glamorous prizes that other big shows
Speaker 3: might get.
Speaker 1: Ten cent Tuesday we do it every Tuesday night and
Speaker 1: last night I played toilet Rollette, the drama on the
Speaker 1: toilet rolls. I gave away toilet rolls.
Speaker 3: So you definitely don't have the resources to pull off
Speaker 3: those big surprise give backs that you know Ellen does.
Speaker 3: Now she makes someone's dream come true. Oh you're going
Speaker 3: to Disneyland. Oh you know you get these ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: You can't be doing those sorts of surprise give back
Speaker 3: some people in need.
Speaker 1: No definitely no budget and zero team members. It's just me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so even if I wanted to organize it, I could
Speaker 1: get a Red Balloon gift card maybe, but that's all
Speaker 1: you're getting.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, you know that's nothing. This needs that. Like
Speaker 3: you do give away good shit, but nothing like life
Speaker 3: changing for someone who's doing it tough. And I think
Speaker 3: it's important to be self aware about your capacity when
Speaker 3: it comes to prises, unlike this news crew that's going
Speaker 3: viral for their very rubbish prize that they gave to
Speaker 3: someone whose house had been flooded or something. I've got
Speaker 3: the audio here, take a listen.
Speaker 4: The fire broke out at Mary's home on Mill Road
Speaker 4: and Clover Monday night and destroyed almost everything she held
Speaker 4: dear her daughter reached out to EBC thirteen about her
Speaker 4: extraordinary loss, and today Chief Meteorologist George Flicking Drew set
Speaker 4: out to break up per day.
Speaker 5: We have an umbrella and I have never actually signed
Speaker 5: one of these before. You have your own ABC thirteen umbrella. Okay,
Speaker 5: thanks to you bringing you sunshine on a rainy day.
Speaker 1: Oh no.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine if you've lost your house, you reach
Speaker 3: out to like a TV or radio station and they
Speaker 3: get back to you and say, yes, we'll come to
Speaker 3: your house. Can you be here at this time? In
Speaker 3: your mind you're thinking, oh my god, they've organized, you know,
Speaker 3: Scottie Cambe, they're going to do beir nodes for free,
Speaker 3: like they've organized a big brides. They show up with merchandise,
Speaker 3: bloody signed umbrella.
Speaker 1: They took roof over your head literally just like put
Speaker 1: this over her head. She'll be fine. So she got
Speaker 1: a house? No do you know?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: But she has an umbrella.
Speaker 3: Very true, poor counter blessings in that scenario.
Speaker 1: She's got something. All right, let's move on. I'm very
Speaker 1: excited for this segment.
Speaker 3: Because it's all about boosting your egg. I bet your
Speaker 3: it's the two of US's.
Speaker 1: Actually we did ask for criticisms too, not just complimentary.
Speaker 3: True. So this is which Mitch we're going to be doing.
Speaker 3: We get anonymous compliments this time it's come from our followers,
Speaker 3: a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 3: We have to guess is it a compliment for that
Speaker 3: Mitch or a compliment for this myth?
Speaker 1: Jenna has curated it. So she's got the DM, she's
Speaker 1: got the lett.
Speaker 3: Sorry, guys. Shorn from Short Sack replied to me, you're kidding.
Speaker 1: Ring Jenna.
Speaker 3: He's not ringing it, just says, hey, man, since she's straight,
Speaker 3: that's the preview.
Speaker 1: I just open it.
Speaker 3: Why am I freaking? It's been years? How many years
Speaker 3: it been? Since two thousand?
Speaker 1: Is also a real estate agent who gives a ship
Speaker 1: if very white DM to me, I burn my phone.
Speaker 3: You don't get it?
Speaker 1: What did he say? Tell read it? Hah hah.
Speaker 3: Thanks man. I'm a fan of your stuff. I think
Speaker 3: you're hilarious. Call me anytime. Oh my god, what a no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no play cool.
Speaker 1: That's very sweet of him.
Speaker 3: We're bro plate cool.
Speaker 1: Just two guys hanging out. Are you going to reply
Speaker 1: to him? All right?
Speaker 3: What do I say?
Speaker 1: Just say? Oh my god? From you? You have no idea.
Speaker 1: How much that means? Thank you so much. If you're
Speaker 1: ever in Sydney, let me know for bees or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's it bro.
Speaker 6: An open inspection.
Speaker 1: If you have any babysitter, Yeah, and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: any tips on the current current for real estate climate?
Speaker 1: Where should I invest?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Way, character, I do.
Speaker 3: Not need your advice. I'll get to that later.
Speaker 1: A let's do are you okay? Do you need a break?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Carry on anyway? What we say, we're going to take
Speaker 3: compliments to be your Yes.
Speaker 1: It's which, Mitch. So last time we did this it
Speaker 1: was employees at our company. H We've already done the setup, Jenna,
Speaker 1: why don't you start us with the first d.
Speaker 3: M Okay, if I have to so, only you know
Speaker 3: right who it's about.
Speaker 1: Yes, neither red.
Speaker 3: Are they going to be obvious?
Speaker 6: We have you have to one saying to be honest,
Speaker 6: we do what we're doing now.
Speaker 3: I'm not waiting just say when you want to.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go. Let's go. We've got the first one
Speaker 1: and I've got that buzzer standing by.
Speaker 2: We have to both choose, all right, Okay, freaking hilarious
Speaker 2: and relatable.
Speaker 3: Hmm.
Speaker 1: I think that has to be you.
Speaker 3: Well, it depends who it comes from, because if it's
Speaker 3: someone who.
Speaker 1: It's a housewife, it's you. Yeah.
Speaker 3: If it's someone who works hard, is an independent bitch,
Speaker 3: that's it's me.
Speaker 1: What's the head.
Speaker 3: If it's someone who is exceedingly rich and privileged, lives
Speaker 3: at home with their parents, and well.
Speaker 6: The handle is m underscore k unscore O'Brien.
Speaker 1: Oh it's for cooms and she's a housewife.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go me correct, well done, don't hide me.
Speaker 1: I agree. I concur you are very relatable and you're
Speaker 1: very funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: There you get a point for the fact that you
Speaker 3: got it right. But then so we're both tired, even
Speaker 3: though I won with the compliment. All right, keep going,
Speaker 3: Oh this one's good.
Speaker 2: I love how he has the same vocabulary in terms
Speaker 2: monology as a forty year old soccer mom in the
Speaker 2: best way possible.
Speaker 3: Clearly you that's obvious here. I've never said missing they
Speaker 3: said the same vocabulary as that. I was like, what
Speaker 3: are they going to compare me to? Yeah, I'm going
Speaker 3: to say that's me too.
Speaker 1: What would what would mine be that? What would my
Speaker 1: vocab be?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Well, if it was me, what would it be same vocab.
Speaker 3: As a a PG rated clown.
Speaker 1: That's a good one, isn't it?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 6: Next one?
Speaker 1: Who is it?
Speaker 3: You didn't?
Speaker 6: Well you just guess then that's right.
Speaker 3: You have to confirm it is God your sil to
Speaker 3: tell us. Okay, what imagine Andreia keep being like open
Speaker 3: the briefcase? Have you won fifty thousand dollars?
Speaker 6: That is del on ideal.
Speaker 3: But yeah, well he doesn't even get to go, oh
Speaker 3: my god, I want he's.
Speaker 6: In rehouse at the moment.
Speaker 1: Is actually what for?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: I remember hearing it was just like exhaustion or something.
Speaker 3: Why do you just at Dubson's abuse.
Speaker 2: I think it's more than that because this is his
Speaker 2: third or fourth time in and the chase has been postponed.
Speaker 3: Really this is okay, Speaking of which, a little bit
Speaker 3: of a rewind to our coronavirus chat. How good does
Speaker 3: fourteen days in isolation setd be blessed? I'd be blessed
Speaker 3: with isolation for fourteen days the same?
Speaker 1: And you know what, apparently they just provide food and
Speaker 1: water and that all they have is Netflix on loop.
Speaker 3: Well that's all you need.
Speaker 1: It's all I do all my weekends. Anyway. Absolutely, you've
Speaker 1: got coronavirus com and cough into my mouth flows Jenna. Next,
Speaker 1: next one, I want one, by the way, it has
Speaker 1: to be me Odds or it's me Mitch.
Speaker 6: Why are you so petty?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Clearly you again? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Correct, So far I've got and also we've all gotten
Speaker 3: the guesses correct. So basically our listeners are ship at
Speaker 3: this game. Make it something that could be both like, oh,
Speaker 3: you've got great hair, yeah.
Speaker 6: Something en Oh, well, hear this one.
Speaker 2: I really want to hear from Mitch how he gets
Speaker 2: his hair so lush and shiny. I need to know
Speaker 2: what products he uses and whether there's a particular technique
Speaker 2: to get it.
Speaker 6: How the way it is? Please in capitals.
Speaker 3: Lush and shiny. Mine mine definitely doesn't have a shine
Speaker 3: to it because I don't use champoo.
Speaker 1: Nor does mine product. I use both of those things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I just use conditioner and argon oil.
Speaker 1: But your selling point will your point that people think
Speaker 1: when they look at you as your hair, you got long,
Speaker 1: lush's hair like a woman.
Speaker 3: What do you think they think when they look at you?
Speaker 1: Oh, just tan and fit, healthy, well quaffed. It has
Speaker 1: to be you.
Speaker 3: Well, they can't all be for me. I mean, I
Speaker 3: personally think that my hair is the best in the room.
Speaker 1: You could have mixed these up. This is terrible mixing.
Speaker 6: Okay, well you get you're getting combs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look him in yep, yeah, robbed me. Yes, oh shit,
Speaker 1: I'll take that. We'll both on three.
Speaker 3: All still yeah, neither it's got that correct.
Speaker 1: And I feel like such an egomaniac just listening to
Speaker 1: compliments of ourselves. So it's a coming across very you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree, indulgent, I agree, chuck a negative one in there, JJ.
Speaker 6: I love both of your receding Hell, this person's a joke.
Speaker 1: We don't have fucking receding hairlines. Beg your pardon.
Speaker 3: I very much do, and I'm glad they like it.
Speaker 3: Receding hellline, look at me, don't be stupid.
Speaker 1: Look at it now. I just thought that was your hairline,
Speaker 1: like the letter.
Speaker 3: M oh well, I don't know if it's receding. I
Speaker 3: just think it's it's just that's just how it is.
Speaker 3: That goes quite far back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have always had that hairline. It hasn't gone.
Speaker 3: Receding means that, it means that it's gradually yes.
Speaker 1: And mine isn't either. Mine's been the same for years.
Speaker 1: Well then it's for me, I reckon Mitch Coombs.
Speaker 6: She didn't specify.
Speaker 3: Why did you put it in there?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: This is a dog puska. Can we put this segment
Speaker 3: in Janice Jung?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, why not. I'm not saying it's your fault, but yeah.
Speaker 1: Technically it's Jenice go Alwright.
Speaker 6: Don't I think that's your fault?
Speaker 3: Can you bring up the can you bring up the
Speaker 3: Jenna's junk? Open it please? I think that belongs in
Speaker 3: Jennie Young. We haven't rummaged with your junk in a while.
Speaker 1: Now, we haven't, so we're gonna dump which megint Jena's.
Speaker 3: Junk exactly, New listeners, Jenna's junk is the bin where
Speaker 3: we throw all our ship segment ideas. Apparently we throw
Speaker 3: ones who've already done in there now and then Jenna,
Speaker 3: of course, because she's an absolute rat, she rummages through
Speaker 3: the junk and then brings them back to us like
Speaker 3: a little dog playing fetch.
Speaker 6: I like to think of myself more as a cockatial Jenna.
Speaker 3: You're what do cockatiels have to do with gathering rubbish?
Speaker 1: How is that at all a compliment to yourself?
Speaker 6: They go and gather things.
Speaker 1: I'll stop it officially.
Speaker 3: There enough, Well, anyway, we're putting it in Jenet junk,
Speaker 3: open it up.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 3: And it's in opened up? What else is in there?
Speaker 3: We haven't done Jennis junk in a while.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of junk in here.
Speaker 3: You know what, I think that we should have you
Speaker 3: got the opener? Actually we should. We should just do
Speaker 3: quick Jenna's junk so that this show doesn't end on
Speaker 3: that miserable note. Oh yes, genuinely, this is one of
Speaker 3: my favorite segments.
Speaker 1: We do all right, here we go, Jenna, jump poo.
Speaker 1: Let's take a peek at Jenna's junk? Shall we? All right?
Speaker 3: Jenna? What trash have you got for us this week?
Speaker 3: Our worst ideas?
Speaker 6: Oh, it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Sometimes our best Oh never.
Speaker 3: I disagree. It's not that they're bad ideas, it's more
Speaker 3: just when we think about it, gems, we put them
Speaker 3: in Jena's junk. If we think that's not really going
Speaker 3: to go anywhere. I don't have much to say about that.
Speaker 3: The ramt would last thirty seconds or less.
Speaker 1: What do you have?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: These are tragic?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Or do you wait till the public bathroom is empty
Speaker 2: until you you don't even know how to spell.
Speaker 3: That's not mine till you leave after doing a pooh?
Speaker 3: Wait what?
Speaker 1: I just replace that with until?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Or do you wait until the public bathroom is empty
Speaker 2: until you leave after doing a poo?
Speaker 3: Wait what?
Speaker 1: It doesn't make smart? God? So you're this is mine
Speaker 1: quite clearly. You're in a public cubicle. There's someone next
Speaker 1: to you and someone who's you've clearly heard them walk in.
Speaker 1: You're doing a pool, and I don't want to walk
Speaker 1: out while they're there so they can go. I've seen
Speaker 1: who smells it, delta. I just want I want to
Speaker 1: just leave.
Speaker 3: It's like a standoff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to walk out and no one know
Speaker 1: that that was me because someone walked in and saw
Speaker 1: me washing my hands. I go, that stinks, But I
Speaker 1: have no evidence on this man, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I like to actually do that when I'm getting If
Speaker 3: I'm in one of the bathroom cubicles at work getting
Speaker 3: changed to go to the gym, it takes.
Speaker 1: Me a while.
Speaker 3: I don't know why, just procrastinate so much on them
Speaker 3: getting changed, But I often hear people go in there
Speaker 3: to do a turn and I obviously smell it, and
Speaker 3: they I can tell that they're just piercing around, waiting
Speaker 3: for me to leave first. But I'm like, I've only
Speaker 3: changed my shirt, mate, Yeah, you're going to be here
Speaker 3: a while. And eventually they give up and they make
Speaker 3: the procedure at the base and so quick they wash
Speaker 3: their hands, they drive them out. They don't want me
Speaker 3: to spot yeah, the one who made the rank stench
Speaker 3: in the men's room.
Speaker 1: People are very out and proud with their noises. I
Speaker 1: was in the bathroom the other day and it sounded
Speaker 1: like it was on a soundboard, the sounds that were
Speaker 1: coming out of this man's ass.
Speaker 4: Who.
Speaker 3: I don't like it when people talk openly about their
Speaker 3: bowle movements. Like if people come into the bathroom and
Speaker 3: they see me come out of a cubicle, I've just
Speaker 3: done a dumb I don't care. But people who are
Speaker 3: in the office go right, and I hate that. I
Speaker 3: don't want to know what you're doing. If I find
Speaker 3: out by being in the room, whatever, but don't tell everyone.
Speaker 1: See this was a great gym. It started an awesome conversation,
Speaker 1: So that should have been out of the gut diving again,
Speaker 1: got down to the being.
Speaker 3: Jamay, here we go clearly not lasting long? Doesn't faith you.
Speaker 6: Have you never curtsied? When are you meant to?
Speaker 2: This is you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's one of mine. I think I might have
Speaker 3: been watching, Oh this was a while ago. I put
Speaker 3: this in the junket. I think I might have been
Speaker 3: Princess Diary and I thought someone curtsy and I was like,
Speaker 3: I've never done that, And I'm like, when is it
Speaker 3: appropriate other than greeting royalty to like curtsy?
Speaker 1: You know, like men don't curtsy?
Speaker 3: I know, but you know what I mean. Deal, it's
Speaker 3: like doing a small little Japanese bow or whatever. But
Speaker 3: same goes through when you meant to curtsey Jenna, you
Speaker 3: know that's a good question and like full on like
Speaker 3: pulling the side of your dress out, yeah, and like
Speaker 3: you know, bending your knees a little bit, I mean,
Speaker 3: like your majesty sort of ship.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure June Dally, when she was alive, of course,
Speaker 1: would have taught you, Jenna, how to how to curtsy.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, during our course when we had to receive
Speaker 2: our certificates, we curtsey in front of her.
Speaker 1: Oh there you go, so in front of someone with
Speaker 1: power and someone who's alive quite cooly. All right, back
Speaker 1: to the being Jenna fail.
Speaker 2: What is this?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Or have you never seen a snake?
Speaker 1: That's me.
Speaker 3: I never seen a snake.
Speaker 1: I've never seen one.
Speaker 3: City boys, I tell you one off with a shovel,
Speaker 3: beheaded it and then it kept slithering. I was like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck?
Speaker 1: How do they with that? Headwell already afterwards made a
Speaker 1: belt out of it. Course, I've never seen a snake
Speaker 1: in my life. At a zoo, sure, but never in
Speaker 1: the wild.
Speaker 3: You would absolutely lose your ship if you saw one.
Speaker 3: Then I would kick it so hard I wouldn't have
Speaker 3: no Apparently you're meant to. Apparently they're scared too, You're
Speaker 3: meant to, like they I know this because of the
Speaker 3: Bindie Iwin song. You meant to stamp your feet so
Speaker 3: you can hear you. If it knows you're there, it
Speaker 3: won't come near you.
Speaker 1: Can you sing it? How's it go?
Speaker 3: Just bring it up on YouTube. I'm sure Bindio Irwin
Speaker 3: copy isn't Copyrighteddio one has a song. Yeah, it's about
Speaker 3: it's about just look up Indio and snake in the grass.
Speaker 3: It's like don't, don't. Don't stamp your feet, so don't, don't.
Speaker 3: He can hear you, don't, don't.
Speaker 1: How do they go on the chart?
Speaker 3: You welcome near you? I don't know. Have you found it?
Speaker 1: She's an infant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a smart Go to the chorus.
Speaker 1: I remember this, she's doing the dance moves.
Speaker 3: Go to the chorus. We don't need all this ship.
Speaker 1: She was so fine before she was a Christian and SI,
Speaker 1: I get it, asked Steve's in this?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So basically, apparently, if you see a snake,
Speaker 3: just like, make noise because it'll piss off. I don't know.
Speaker 3: They never tried, though.
Speaker 1: This is from Bindia and Vivo four hundred got more
Speaker 1: than Oh she's diving back in nice and quick.
Speaker 6: Oh can they get any worse? Is traveling with smokers?
Speaker 3: The worse that was me? I agree, though I don't
Speaker 3: know if I have the same pent up rage that
Speaker 3: I had at the time when I put it in
Speaker 3: Jenice Young. But I was going back home a seven
Speaker 3: hour drive and somehow it turned into like a nine
Speaker 3: hour drive because one of my friends hits a smoker
Speaker 3: every twenty minutes. It was can I have a fag?
Speaker 4: Dear.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, mate, But then in hindsight, I'm
Speaker 3: actually not that mad about it because I wrote it
Speaker 3: down at the time, being like, I'm gonna talk about
Speaker 3: it on my podcast. Oh fucking furious. But no, it
Speaker 3: was very inconvenient.
Speaker 1: But well, it doesn't matter if smoke's in that car anymore.
Speaker 1: It's a holden. It's a depreciating asset.
Speaker 3: Issues good pissed off am I that my parents are like,
Speaker 3: it's an investment, mate, you put to you put a
Speaker 3: monthly payment on that ship. That will absolutely suck your
Speaker 3: bank account drive for five years. But once once you
Speaker 3: own it, oh, you'll be able to sell it. You know,
Speaker 3: you'll be You'll be asset rich. That holden won't be
Speaker 3: worth fucking I don't.
Speaker 1: They just crashed. I feel sorry for you. That's awful
Speaker 1: as a country boy to a hold in, such a
Speaker 1: symbol of freedom and hope in the city. Now it's
Speaker 1: just worth probably better off buying a pizza. Really, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: dive back in. Sorry, that's the wrong one. Don't act
Speaker 1: so exhausted.
Speaker 6: Have secret shoppers made you paranoid?
Speaker 3: That's me again. I contributed so much junk you must
Speaker 3: think highly of you're talking. Well, I had a secret
Speaker 3: shopper come through the dry I do it McDonald's when
Speaker 3: I worked there back in the day. And I'm still
Speaker 3: furious about it because you know you've got the little
Speaker 3: head piece. Yeah, yeah, you can talk internally as well
Speaker 3: as through the speaker. I was buzzing my manager Andrea
Speaker 3: for like an hour. Andrea, I'm out of receipt paper.
Speaker 3: She did not bring me any receipt paper because it's
Speaker 3: in the manager's safe or whatever. I couldn't get to
Speaker 3: the fucking receipt paper. A secret shopper came through and
Speaker 3: did you know no, because it's a secret, how much
Speaker 3: they acting with no?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: And I, as you'd expect, did a fucking awesome job,
Speaker 3: like I nailed everything. And then he goes, can I
Speaker 3: have a receipt mate? And I'm like, sorry, we're out
Speaker 3: of receipt paper, and he goes, okay, thank you, drives through,
Speaker 3: and then there's a noticeboard in the crew room. I
Speaker 3: came back for the next shift, there's my secret shopper
Speaker 3: review and fucking Andrea has put a sad face sticker
Speaker 3: next to the fact there was no receipt paper. Little
Speaker 3: meek Mitch who did not have even a slight backbone
Speaker 3: back then went to the office and said, fuck you, Andrea,
Speaker 3: I nailed that secret shop. But I've been telling you
Speaker 3: all day anyway, I'm still I'm just mad you don't work,
Speaker 3: and you guys had nothing else to add, so clearly
Speaker 3: it belonged in the junk. There's not much to say, though.
Speaker 1: I guess I used to work at Cole's and you cannot.
Speaker 3: Sorry, You're right, maybe you should go back to Cole's.
Speaker 1: It's not for you, mate, Okay, we should end the show.
Speaker 1: I can do this, but I can play this though.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Can I press the buttons next week on the show
Speaker 3: and we'll see if I make a stuff up? And
Speaker 3: I'm not overly confident, being like I bet I won't.
Speaker 3: I'd actually been curious to know. I haven't touched the
Speaker 3: panel in so long.
Speaker 1: Do you want to?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it?
Speaker 1: Okay, why not?
Speaker 3: You can? I make fun of you for like making
Speaker 3: stuff us, but for all I know, it could be
Speaker 3: exceedingly difficult. I've never used that panel, so.
Speaker 1: I'm not live, so I'm not putting in half the
Speaker 1: air like the amount of focus.
Speaker 3: It's just up to me. To edit later we recorded
Speaker 3: on the cloud. Anyway, Thanks for listening once again, because
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry for this show our work.
Speaker 1: Head to our social far couple of mitches and you
Speaker 1: can follow us.
Speaker 3: That's all please do. Videos will be making a comeback
Speaker 3: now that my hand has begun here.
Speaker 1: You've been really lacking in that department.
Speaker 3: Yep, I'm injured. What do you want to do?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But what else?
Speaker 1: You can still use your hair?
Speaker 3: You know there's another video editor in the room. Has
Speaker 3: she stepped up and offered to edit?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: True, Jenna, all you're doing is Jones. You're the man
Speaker 1: are launching their world famous. Isn't that? Jones is going
Speaker 1: to sing an old song? Right?
Speaker 3: All she does is come on our podcast to tell
Speaker 3: us how terrible our podcast.
Speaker 1: Jenna, Yep, that's what I do in your work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll be back next.
Speaker 3: So we make her readout compliments.
Speaker 1: We're the biggest nascissists I've ever made.
Speaker 3: That again, not my idea, No no one either, that's yours.
Speaker 1: That's on your which Mitch.
Speaker 3: Will never return. I thought we were doing coughing fit
Speaker 3: Chicken could have made a Corona virus themed show. You
Speaker 3: call the DP and say Hello, I think I have a.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good. We do that next week.
Speaker 3: No, I've already given away the idea. We'll do a
Speaker 3: coving fit Chicken, send us the Jessins, that couple of
Speaker 3: mitches and hit us.
Speaker 1: Up with me. What do you want? I reckon next week?
Speaker 1: We should do and is it just you? We haven't
Speaker 1: done one in a while. It's where we get a
Speaker 1: guest on the show, and it's a guest Didjim that's
Speaker 1: something that's on your mind and we will get you
Speaker 1: on the air. We had Georgia last time.
Speaker 3: This was great, Georgie, Georgie.
Speaker 1: The video is up on the Instagram if you want
Speaker 1: to go watch it now, but send us a DM
Speaker 1: with your is it just you? And we'll get you
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to hear what's got other people fed
Speaker 3: up or or they're loving.
Speaker 1: The bed run out? See what would you have done
Speaker 1: in that scenario? I just replayed it.
Speaker 3: I would have looked at how much I had left
Speaker 3: faded it down while we were talking, and then brought
Speaker 3: it back up and also not spoken about it. But
Speaker 3: that's it doesn't matter. Thanks for listening, guys. Look'd you
Speaker 3: get next week? By just don't forget to subscribe and
Speaker 3: leave a review on your podcast app. All right, welcome
Speaker 3: to ADD Brief, brilliant. This is our secret segment. We
Speaker 3: call it a d D brief because we go off track.
Speaker 3: You know what, add people like they can't focus. I've
Speaker 3: been diagnosed. I'm just highly suspicious of you, of me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think I want on the spectrum.
Speaker 3: That's completely difficult.
Speaker 1: You what were you insinuating?
Speaker 3: Well, you weren't paying attention, so exhibit A.
Speaker 1: It's just I'm trying to focus. You'll have this problem
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 3: Focus on.
Speaker 1: Try and find nothing I can't tell you.
Speaker 3: Oh no, don't. We haven't got much, so we haven't
Speaker 3: got long left of this show.
Speaker 1: I'm especially considering I've got corona.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Can you just let me finish?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3: Add Brief is a secret segment. On the end, we
Speaker 3: trick people that are listening, because this tends to be
Speaker 3: where we get a little bit ott and I'm hoping
Speaker 3: that people who aren't good with technology, like them the
Speaker 3: Memoris or Jesus my next door neighbor Joanne. So I
Speaker 3: still think I'm pure.
Speaker 1: They're coming into tweets.
Speaker 3: Sorry I had to interrupt we hope to trick them
Speaker 3: out of listening, and then we go rogue.
Speaker 1: It's also where we activate live tweets. I haven't turned
Speaker 1: them on, but I think they've been on all show,
Speaker 1: which is odd, but yeah, they're on. You can tweet
Speaker 1: us at thirteen one. No, I don't know why I
Speaker 1: said that. Just tweet us at a couple of mitches
Speaker 1: and well we'll play it is that easy. We'll give
Speaker 1: your shit. Why are you standing up? You make me
Speaker 1: very anxious? You feel where are you going? You're done?
Speaker 3: I just fucking can't this week? Why I can't?
Speaker 1: The tweets are real? With your broken wrist, I'm exhausted.
Speaker 3: Can you know what I have to do this weekend?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I have to rest up. Actually sorry, I'll sit back down. Yeah, please,
Speaker 3: I need your advice. Yeah. I'm going back to the
Speaker 3: school that I studied at, the radio school. They've asked
Speaker 3: me to come back and teach a social media class.
Speaker 3: What the fuck am I going to wear as a teacher.
Speaker 3: I want to be a cool, relaxed teacher where I'm
Speaker 3: like my flannel and jeans or do I have a buttoner?
Speaker 3: Put my glasses on?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, you want to be relatable because you
Speaker 1: want them to see themselves in you.
Speaker 3: True, they'll see right through me. I trying to look
Speaker 3: professon And you.
Speaker 1: Know what, I hate to sound wanky, but some of
Speaker 1: them will follow you. We were at Marti Gras on
Speaker 1: the weekend. We probably should dicuss this. We were at
Speaker 1: Marti Gras someone last weekend. Last weekend. Yeah sorry, And
Speaker 1: I saw someone come up to you walking in the parade.
Speaker 1: Absolutely Braless tits out, tassels on her nips and I
Speaker 1: love you so much, baby, I live for you. I
Speaker 1: love you. She's like, no worries. Dole pulls out of cigarette,
Speaker 1: just burnt like light. It smokes it like you have
Speaker 1: fans everywhere else you did. So someone in this school
Speaker 1: probably most likely follows you, So don't pretend to be
Speaker 1: someone you're not.
Speaker 3: You can hope they don't, because they'll get up there
Speaker 3: talking about like, oh, here's the dudes and don'ts of
Speaker 3: social media, even though I'm a fucking grotto.
Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, So let's roll play ready, Please welcome
Speaker 1: Mitchell Curmbs the guest.
Speaker 3: Literally that the person that's going to be introducing me
Speaker 3: is my old teacher, Jess Campinario, who has the most
Speaker 3: pleasant new theater voice you've ever heard. I want her
Speaker 3: to narrate my life, okay, always, so Genner will.
Speaker 1: Ask Mitch questions and see your response. Oh, I'm Jess Campinario.
Speaker 1: Please welcome guess lecture for the day, Mitchell, because.
Speaker 3: In that case, I would just nod at the crowd,
Speaker 3: the crowd of like ten peoples, and then I'd hope
Speaker 3: that she keeps talking.
Speaker 1: Okay, anyway, Mitchell, Mitch studied here way back when.
Speaker 3: Seventeen.
Speaker 1: I think it was oh wow, yeah, incredible, and you
Speaker 1: have You've done so much in that time. You had
Speaker 1: a terrible podcast which I didn't enjoy. Not my cup
Speaker 1: of I think it was water or something. It was
Speaker 1: an awful show that I did not enjoy. You had
Speaker 1: a guest on there once, a boy, but he was phenomenal,
Speaker 1: But other than that, the show was wrifle. You've worked
Speaker 1: at many stations, JOYFM, the gay station, You've worked at Kiss,
Speaker 1: You've worked at WSFM.
Speaker 3: Pardon me, I've not worked at WSFM.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Not in front of the student, please, And
Speaker 1: now he's coming back and blessing us. I'm sure you've
Speaker 1: seen his videos online on TikTok. He has impersonated Lisa Wilkinson.
Speaker 1: He is a true giggle and a half. So I'm
Speaker 1: now got We're blessed to have you here, Mitchell. I'm
Speaker 1: now going to open up to the floor for some
Speaker 1: questions before we begin the social seminar. Yes, jend Jenna, Hi.
Speaker 2: What advice would you give to aspiring social media specialists?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Mate, you're going to have a lot of people telling
Speaker 3: you how quick it is to make videos? Mate, can
Speaker 3: you just make a quick video? Should be quick, even
Speaker 3: though it could be upwards of an hour and a half.
Speaker 3: People who don't edit videos think they're really easy to make.
Speaker 3: Just get used to that, Dullan, There's gonna be a
Speaker 3: lot of that. See this RSI hand of mine that's shaking.
Speaker 1: Okay, Mitchell, you need to put us a knife down.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you all right, next question, that's good.
Speaker 1: You'd actually very well know that was You will be
Speaker 1: funny and I actually think you'd be a great teacher.
Speaker 1: You'll get frustrated with the poor fark so like that'll
Speaker 1: be I reckon if one of them screws up, you'll
Speaker 1: be like, no, your fucking dickhead. You'd be rude to them.
Speaker 3: I don't think I would be. What makes you think
Speaker 3: that you're rude to general? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Butriend?
Speaker 3: Well, good luck?
Speaker 1: Are they paying you?
Speaker 3: Oh my word, they're paying me how much?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: I can't tell you. I'm not going to go in
Speaker 3: a detail. Really no, anyway, Like I say, I've got
Speaker 3: a PowerPoint to finish off. Sorry, and I just can't
Speaker 3: be bothered with this down effect. I'll leave you to it.
Speaker 1: That was just Campinaro. She just tweeted. I'm paying him
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars a day. She said, that's a ward
Speaker 1: rate you'd be lucky to get.
Speaker 3: They've already booked a second lecture.
Speaker 1: Hope, they haven't even had the Can you sit down?
Speaker 1: You're not going anywhere I am. Where are you going? Why?
Speaker 3: It's too much?
Speaker 1: Fair enough? That's fine. Jenner and I are going to
Speaker 1: play ship time for toilet roll, all right.
Speaker 6: I wish I could go in a.
Speaker 1: High demand Jenner. Give that wheel a spin, thanks, Jenna,
Speaker 1: well done. Okay, but Lucy on the line. Lucy's landed
Speaker 1: on number sixty one six roles. Congratulations of Purell's finest
Speaker 1: three play. We'll send that out. You don't have to
Speaker 1: use the beach towel that you've been using for the
Speaker 1: last month from Cotton.
Speaker 3: On this that's so dumb. It's funny, how like he
Speaker 3: makes jokes about me being the mental one because I
Speaker 3: am so open about seeing a therapist and you know,
Speaker 3: having issues. You're literally talking to yourself. Look in the mirror,
Speaker 3: fat though you're insane. Are you actually going yeah, that
Speaker 3: you're insane? Fat so fellow insane person.
Speaker 1: Very true. At least I've got you. Yeah, Oh, Jennet,
Speaker 1: you're not getting out of this scot for you. The
Speaker 1: weirdest one of us all leaves alone with the Siamese
Speaker 1: fighting fish.
Speaker 6: Yes, seven nights a week, yep, yep.
Speaker 1: Three of us are so fucked up.
Speaker 3: I only hang with other people who are fucked up.
Speaker 1: Very true.
Speaker 3: I don't hang out with any neurotypical.
Speaker 1: Neurotypical. I watched that beautiful series on Netflix called Atypical
Speaker 1: about the boy with autism.
Speaker 3: It's I cried, Yeah, what did you cry?
Speaker 1: It just his life wh stuff. That's a beautiful story.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't be tough for him, but some moral story people
Speaker 1: make it tough for him.
Speaker 3: He seems quite fine with his own little world.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, could agree more. It's Jess Campinari can't wait
Speaker 1: to have you Mitch.
Speaker 3: Jess Campinardo. You know, she actually emailed me, Jess, and
Speaker 3: she said, could you put me in touch with someone
Speaker 3: at Kiss? She wanted to meet me to introduce them.
Speaker 4: No, no you?
Speaker 3: So I did, and I wrote in the email, Jess Campinaro,
Speaker 3: my former afters teacher and current fairy godmother was hoping
Speaker 3: to get in touch with you.
Speaker 1: Funny.
Speaker 3: They both replied and did not acknowledge that I introduced
Speaker 3: her as my fairy godmother. I was like, am I
Speaker 3: that weird that people just come to accept that I
Speaker 3: say stupid shit like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did that the other day too, I called.
Speaker 3: Her my fairy godmother. Well that's a weird work email.
Speaker 1: I did that the other day someone a record label
Speaker 1: person I was trying to book a celeb and I
Speaker 1: emailed them and they just followed me on Instagram and
Speaker 1: I was like, hi, you know, Instagram pal, thank you
Speaker 1: for helping me with this artist. And then and then
Speaker 1: she replied back being like, h question mark, question my
Speaker 1: question mark? And I was like we both follow it
Speaker 1: to an Instagram show. Oh yes, I forgot. It was
Speaker 1: just the worst band forever can zip into the microphone, please.
Speaker 3: Getting everything ready so I can make a quick exit.
Speaker 3: Do you realize how many? Speaking of which, do you
Speaker 3: realize how many of your work emails I get?
Speaker 1: You get some confidential ones too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got you in big trouble, didn't I When
Speaker 3: one of the promotions girls here at Kids, was like, Mitch,
Speaker 3: did you give away those movie tickets that I alloc
Speaker 3: hated for the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But she sent the email to me and I remember
Speaker 3: seeing it. It was like, Hi, Mitch, I've got these
Speaker 3: movie tickets for event Cinemas to give away on your show.
Speaker 3: And I thought, that's weird. Just deleted it. And then
Speaker 3: I'm like, in hindsight, I probably should have let her know.
Speaker 1: Because I got a call and she's like, I listened
Speaker 1: to three hours to edit, I couldn't find the ticket.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you haven't told me, bitch.
Speaker 3: And she sent it to you, and I didn't even
Speaker 3: bother to correct her. All forward it to you, and
Speaker 3: I just went, oh, that's weird.
Speaker 1: These days, I just know I get an email, you
Speaker 1: just fall it straight through. You don't even give me
Speaker 1: any clarification. You just filmed straight through.
Speaker 3: And what do you get weekend Social plans. Yeah, video requests.
Speaker 1: I once got a weird one from you way back
Speaker 1: in the day that was meant to be like a
Speaker 1: bit of a scold, but it was fear. It wasn't
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: What was it.
Speaker 1: Oh, it was just like this needs to be re
Speaker 1: edited and fixed. I don't do any of that stuff.
Speaker 1: People do that for me, so it clearly wasn't for me.
Speaker 3: You don't know the skill set I.
Speaker 1: Could edit a video, Oh, just a bit of sneeping
Speaker 1: and cutting.
Speaker 3: We all have iMovie so you know what Jenna did
Speaker 3: what she came for a job interview at this startup
Speaker 3: social media company that we worked for. That's where we
Speaker 3: first met, and she lied in the interview and said
Speaker 3: that she could edit videos, and then just watched YouTube
Speaker 3: tutorials all weekend so that by Monday she got the job. Really,
Speaker 3: by Monday she'd know how to do it. And I
Speaker 3: remember saying to Talisha, my Schneity Committee co host, who
Speaker 3: also worked at this business. I remember saying to her,
Speaker 3: this girl can't fucking edit for shit. This is why
Speaker 3: if they hired her. Because I wanted to be an
Speaker 3: editor as well. I had a different job within the
Speaker 3: company at the time, and I wanted to start working
Speaker 3: as an editor. I was like, why they hired this
Speaker 3: fucking and then I found out that she was self
Speaker 3: taught in forty eight hours, and I was like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, she's extraordinary Jenna, And now she's really she's
Speaker 3: a fucking weird's like better than me? Go on.
Speaker 1: I remember the other night I interviewed Sam Smith and
Speaker 1: the audio was given to me on like it was
Speaker 1: set for television, so it was a weird file and
Speaker 1: I was like, I spent me an hour and a half.
Speaker 3: He called me, he goes, have you what's an m
Speaker 3: PREG file? I was like, that's pawn m preg like
Speaker 3: fan Fix and Harry Potter where Malforg gives birth. Weird,
Speaker 3: not what I have do, not what I said.
Speaker 1: It was an MXC file and you were like, No,
Speaker 1: ham Dale and I'm over with a friend. We're doing yoga,
Speaker 1: So I'm great. So I called Jenna. She like, no,
Speaker 1: worries kimpossible?
Speaker 5: Did it?
Speaker 1: Literally sends it back done in thirty seconds, superstar.
Speaker 3: Oh Jenna saved the day.
Speaker 1: Not really she tried to, but gin Actually.
Speaker 3: Jenna's looking at me like this is untrue.
Speaker 6: No, can I tell the truth?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I asked you.
Speaker 6: She said it over like no reply.
Speaker 1: You know what. I had to ask the interview because
Speaker 1: I couldn't get it too, but I should send it
Speaker 1: to Jenna.
Speaker 3: Did you get it to her eventually?
Speaker 1: Yeah? The next night?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I have good chat with him?
Speaker 1: Right him?
Speaker 3: Then you said good chat with him?
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't, I said them.
Speaker 3: I was really I could be okay, you'll cut.
Speaker 1: You won't anything but that so you don't sound like
Speaker 1: a right for r S.
Speaker 3: I baby, I can't hit it, so sorry.
Speaker 1: This will be what's her name? Lim Cavanossi, the teacher
Speaker 1: afters Lin. Now, when you approach camp Jes Campinari, when
Speaker 1: you approach me, do not shake his hand or give
Speaker 1: him a.
Speaker 3: Higher my right hands all good to go, that's the
Speaker 3: one you shake. But Corona seas and you meant to
Speaker 3: pat on the back now I meant to pat on
Speaker 3: the back. Yeah, that you know they recommend you don't handshake,
Speaker 3: especially grossly unclean people like you.
Speaker 1: It's so good to meet you. Slap me on the
Speaker 1: b B bro.
Speaker 3: You know who you know who always tries to do
Speaker 3: the bloody backslap bo Ryan?
Speaker 1: Oh he does.
Speaker 3: He comes up to me goes, how are you and
Speaker 3: like hold then out and then you do the whole
Speaker 3: man shake thing where you grab a chance and then
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, fucking killing over, try and do a
Speaker 3: man shake, because there's people here don't.
Speaker 1: So we're going to go up and we're going to
Speaker 1: try and man shake.
Speaker 3: Tell people what you think.
Speaker 4: Ready.
Speaker 1: Shoulders, pussy juice, pussy juice.
Speaker 3: Straight men don't walk that far. Pathetic person, I don't.
Speaker 6: I have no idea what just I'm this is horrendous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god, oh see, I just screwed it up
Speaker 1: because after it sometimes you go for the grab and
Speaker 1: then the slide.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then the fifth month right, man shakes the
Speaker 3: too much apparrently you there at each other's elbows. You
Speaker 3: never miss.
Speaker 1: Gay people just target it so much easier. My god.
Speaker 3: This is how I greeted every I'm doing it to Jenna,
Speaker 3: not you, your sweaty pigad. This is how I greeted
Speaker 3: every single person a slight acquaintance, couldn't even remember their name.
Speaker 3: I was like, I've had a conversation with you in
Speaker 3: the smoke as eliot ark. I'd just be like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, I'd be money. What you look amazing.
Speaker 1: What you two? Yeah, God, our Marti Grass are very different.
Speaker 1: The parade ended at nine point forty. I was in
Speaker 1: bed with an expected the only thing expects. I was
Speaker 1: in bed by ten fifteen.
Speaker 3: So you didn't go to the Dandy.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't go the We didn't make it. You
Speaker 1: were right, went home cheez burger, fell straight asleep and
Speaker 1: I am still sore.
Speaker 3: Really, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I had to go get a media almost time massage
Speaker 1: the next day, a hot starch.
Speaker 3: Do you know how to find out on the iPhone
Speaker 3: how many steps you've taken on a day. Yeah, I'd
Speaker 3: love to know how many steps I took on Martin
Speaker 3: gar because fuck, what a heart to look for you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: all the way down Oxford Street, all the way back
Speaker 3: up to George three where pook doorf is on foot,
Speaker 3: and after the parade doing the choreography, my bung dress
Speaker 3: was literally throbbing. I've never it's throughout the whole ordeal
Speaker 3: with my wreath's injury, It's never been that much pain.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't have gone to Marnigras, but it was like
Speaker 3: whole thing. I was like fuck, And then I'm walking
Speaker 3: back to Poofdorf and then a couple of drinks in,
Speaker 3: couldn't feel it anymore. Go good, goll good. What did
Speaker 3: you bother with Mardi Gras, Jenna? I watched it on
Speaker 3: TV the pray did you raisory beans in hand? Yes? Indeed,
Speaker 3: think of the children.
Speaker 6: I was waiting to see your float. Nothing, but I
Speaker 6: did see that one over there.
Speaker 1: The twenty ninth, wasn't it?
Speaker 3: M Yes, yeah, twenty ninth.
Speaker 1: Okay, so the day before, just for you know, so
Speaker 1: you can average it out the twenty eight if you
Speaker 1: did seven, nine hundred and sixty five, ye, the day
Speaker 1: after you did eleven thousand, seven hundred and thirty seven.
Speaker 1: Marti Gras, you did twenty thousand, one hundred and one steps.
Speaker 3: Fucking hell? What I would have done more than you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Whoa, I'm looking at this graph of how many steps
Speaker 3: I've taken. Marti Gras is so high. Yeah, holy shit, it.
Speaker 1: Looks like my blood sugar count. Okay, let's go to
Speaker 1: hell go a week. Oh oh oh, hold on, this
Speaker 1: is hilarious. So my graph looks exactly the same as yours.
Speaker 1: Massive bump, right, except my bump obviously is average different.
Speaker 1: I did eleven thousand steps, but it's still that's a
Speaker 1: normal day for me. Day before I did three thousand steps.
Speaker 3: Wow, I don't do much ex don't you.
Speaker 1: One day I did one thousand steps. I never would
Speaker 1: have guessed. Not funny a lot of you. I'll tell
Speaker 1: Amanda Keller we're with the same management company and she
Speaker 1: will not be happy.
Speaker 3: Are you really?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 1: Both represented by the same people.
Speaker 3: Clearly they're they're throwing a few more good gigs her way. Okay,
Speaker 3: we've got an opening for a Dancing with the Stars host.
Speaker 3: Do we give it to mitchu Ridden.
Speaker 1: I actually went for a meeting. I can't say too
Speaker 1: much with a production company other.
Speaker 3: Day, except we're reviving Biggs Loser. We think it's my joke.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry. You know what's funny though, I never used
Speaker 3: to make fat jokes at your expense until we started
Speaker 3: this podcast and they just started flowing. I don't even
Speaker 3: think they're fine. It is so easy.
Speaker 1: Fat, that's like one of these.
Speaker 3: I think it's because you own it that I feel
Speaker 3: like I should do it. If it was you to
Speaker 3: me straight up bullying, I just targeted you, or you
Speaker 3: didn't like it.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness me.
Speaker 3: Anyway, you're welcome to bully me. I want to find
Speaker 3: a floor.
Speaker 1: Go I don't want to find one, now, go on,
Speaker 1: actually don't have many.
Speaker 3: Go On, you can find one.
Speaker 1: You pointed out the a sheoting hairline. Yeah, now I
Speaker 1: notice it.
Speaker 3: That's the problem, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I feel awful.
Speaker 3: Why I'm okay, I just admitted it myself.
Speaker 1: Take it.
Speaker 3: Find another floor.
Speaker 1: No, I don't like doing this at all. Your wrist
Speaker 1: is bad.
Speaker 3: That's not a floor. That's a fact.
Speaker 1: You've got some growth on your neck, some hair you
Speaker 1: need to shave.
Speaker 3: Coming from you. Bro, look at that. This just looks good.
Speaker 3: That sparse message of things.
Speaker 1: This looks good.
Speaker 3: I feel like I shouldn't have it shouldn't been this hard.
Speaker 3: Like I just want to know, like what you should
Speaker 3: target me for a floor because I make fast.
Speaker 1: You just you pull out you. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't like it.
Speaker 3: My voice is very annoying.
Speaker 1: That it's not I like your voice. Thank you, selling point.
Speaker 3: People on TikTok have been writing you have such a
Speaker 3: sue voice, and I was like, really, I've always been
Speaker 3: I've always thought it was quiet.
Speaker 1: I do need to meditate, app to meditate before I
Speaker 1: sleep because I finished work at one am, and my
Speaker 1: brain's always going. So I finished the show and the
Speaker 1: guy has no soothing voice. He's like, all right, breathe
Speaker 1: in now.
Speaker 3: You can I be any good of that?
Speaker 1: That's what I was just gonna say. I would slip
Speaker 1: my throat if you were my meditator.
Speaker 3: Find some meditation music, Dylan, take a deep breath in.
Speaker 1: No, too fucking quick, they breathe out. Do you mind
Speaker 1: if I light it up? Well yet?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Why have you decided this show that I'm a smoker?
Speaker 1: Fits in this? Last time I used this is when
Speaker 1: we went inside your brain.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right, all right, So this is okay,
Speaker 3: turn it off. This is you getting into bed to
Speaker 3: set the scene and you turned me on the on
Speaker 3: the ograp the meditation app. Welcome to now, I won't
Speaker 3: to do the accidents that again? Welcome Do you want
Speaker 3: me to be? Oh God, I've got a bit of
Speaker 3: a throat. I've got a corona throat this week.
Speaker 1: So I'm on my phone. So I'm just I'm leaving work,
Speaker 1: making a few walking home. I'm walking home from work.
Speaker 1: I'm liveing a sketchy neighborhood. One am. I'm listening to
Speaker 1: it chance, I'm sunny. Everybody ah, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden I get into bed, it starts. Meditator.
Speaker 3: Thanks for choosing this meditation app. It can often be
Speaker 3: hard trying to switch our brains off when it still
Speaker 3: feels like it's thrownning in a million miles an hour.
Speaker 3: All the thoughts from the day that's gone still circulating
Speaker 3: in your mind. And that's okay. You're going to acknowledge
Speaker 3: that your mind is thrifted and then bring it back
Speaker 3: to the present moment. Breathe in, breathe out. Notice the
Speaker 3: breath as it enters your nostrils and exits your mouth.
Speaker 3: Notice your stomach rising, Notice the KFC grease dripping from
Speaker 3: your brow? Relaxing or what?
Speaker 1: Sorry about that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That was good?
Speaker 2: So soon?
Speaker 5: Thing on?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: Just don't ask him to use the letter S. That's
Speaker 3: the where I come on. Stuck, stop stressing, doing a hello,
Speaker 3: Thank you for thank you for choosing this meditation app
Speaker 3: to coax you into your gentle plumber. I'm at about
Speaker 3: truth from Outboard of Australia and the a b C
Speaker 3: chair Woman a E O C EO B D Firth.
Speaker 3: We're going to begin by strengthening your mind. I'm going
Speaker 3: to do this through the power of listening to your breath,
Speaker 3: escaping your mouth, I mean your nose. In this month's
Speaker 3: edition of Itemagazine, we're doing a super special fixed page thread.
Speaker 1: Silence are silly thoughts, siphon gladness.
Speaker 3: And now as we begin to defend to the land
Speaker 3: of nod, clothe your eyes. Imagine a lake trickling through
Speaker 3: your mind. Place your worries upon the lead, trickling down
Speaker 3: the stream, fear ly floating by. Please if your worry
Speaker 3: on top of it, and watch it float away.
Speaker 1: For example, I'm imagining Joe hilt Brand lying on a leaf.
Speaker 1: If I watch him fail.
Speaker 3: Down my arth writeth floating away.
Speaker 1: My accompment basil Stephens fitting upon us said, gum leave
Speaker 1: floating down the great Australian bite.
Speaker 3: Carry packer on a leaf.
Speaker 1: It need to be quite a big leaf from a
Speaker 1: bark tree, baby an oak EKLYPTI.
Speaker 3: Running out of red lipstick, put one of my primary
Speaker 3: confern Put that on a leaf and let it float away.
Speaker 1: If I drift off to sleep a boatock without ditch,
Speaker 1: that would really ruin in my life.
Speaker 3: The bottle Blonde is no longer sticking to my gray hair.
Speaker 3: That's the concern. Will I have to aid gracefully and
Speaker 3: get gray hair or will I embrace the move colored
Speaker 3: hair that's so many women in my age hair. I
Speaker 3: might a boucher from out Fire with Australia. You are
Speaker 3: now afleep because I said, though, oh, well done. Did
Speaker 3: you fucking see her by the way she was at mineograph?
Speaker 1: I said that to you this literally hold on, so
Speaker 1: this is this is what was happening. Ready, let me
Speaker 1: set the scene. So you and I were on the
Speaker 1: float and then hold on? What can I get? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: We were on the float and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: literally so we were walking.
Speaker 3: You can't play too much of that, get rid of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll just imagine that's still playing and then it's
Speaker 1: so loud, like it's just deafening.
Speaker 3: Oh my ears is still a bit muted.
Speaker 1: Same, yeah, what is with that? We were right because
Speaker 1: the float had.
Speaker 3: Its keeps playing the music through theut you'd know how.
Speaker 1: And then you and I are sort of like ten
Speaker 1: meters apart. I looked to the VIP stand. I see
Speaker 1: the CEO of Quantas because he's a game and two
Speaker 1: Alan Joyce He's there hugging up to some you know,
Speaker 1: Filipino twink and I went nice, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, I turned to my right, Ite Buttrose is
Speaker 1: just standing there. You know in the movies front.
Speaker 3: She's not cheering, she's not shouting. She did examining with
Speaker 3: a gentle smile in her old faith.
Speaker 1: It was almost like I had tunnel vision where everyone
Speaker 1: else disappeared and all I saw was Ida Buto.
Speaker 3: I was like, it was like there was atlight on her.
Speaker 3: It wasn't fucking but you're like, yes, like it's Eider Butcher.
Speaker 1: She went, what am I? There's Ida Buttrose and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, she's going one hundreds then here with can't.
Speaker 1: Tried? Do you like stupid love? Quickly thoughts on the songs.
Speaker 1: I know you're a Gaga love it?
Speaker 3: Yes, I love it.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for I've been listening.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't say this, but I've been listening to the
Speaker 3: leaked version for weeks. So I was very keen. I
Speaker 3: was one of the Gaga fans. One of my friends
Speaker 3: is a massive Gaga fan. They sent me the drop
Speaker 3: box link to the leaked version just did on my
Speaker 3: Apple Music like months.
Speaker 1: How long was it?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: How long of the song did you have?
Speaker 3: SimPE No, it's it was exactly the same as the
Speaker 3: one that she really the whole song, nothing's different, but
Speaker 3: you had the whole song was leaked. I'm not even kidding,
Speaker 3: the whole fucking song it was. It's exactly the same.
Speaker 3: I even did my little editing thing put them both
Speaker 3: on top of each other on different tracks and an
Speaker 3: editing sequence. They're exactly the same. Shit me dead?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 3: And So I've known the song for ages and I
Speaker 3: was really keen to see the reaction of the GP
Speaker 3: as we call them on Twitter, the general public. Yeah
Speaker 3: they I've not actually heard one some bad word about it.
Speaker 3: I think it's the best lead single that she's had
Speaker 3: in a long time.
Speaker 1: I agree. A lot of flak for that music video though, why,
Speaker 1: a lot of people being like it's shit.
Speaker 3: I mean, I did think more would happen, but very impressive.
Speaker 3: It was shot on on iPhone.
Speaker 1: Oh I know you sh'd be making so much money
Speaker 1: from that, Go Gaga.
Speaker 3: I imagine if it were shot on a motor Rolls
Speaker 3: or some shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah Galaxy, the Sam sung I was just about to say,
Speaker 1: the exact same phone I'm just too good. That's just
Speaker 1: one thing. You one step ahead of me.
Speaker 3: It's because I take my eighty dy medication. Me my
Speaker 3: brain a bit faster than yours.
Speaker 1: My brain is really slow. I haven't been doing my
Speaker 1: mind games. Should we have?
Speaker 3: You not been doing your memory game?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: And this is so funny. The receptionist who works at
Speaker 1: the brain Clinic loves the podcast. What she listens. What's
Speaker 1: her name, Kate, Kate Wilkins or Hawkins Kate.
Speaker 3: She wouldn't make it, she is. She would have tuned
Speaker 3: out of the bloody eyed Butcher's impressions.
Speaker 1: Oh god, she would have given up. She loved it
Speaker 1: when I walk studly view you in five save bliand's
Speaker 1: and I was like, happening, very funny, it was very cute. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we should get out of here.
Speaker 3: We should get out of here. Thanks for listening to
Speaker 3: ad dB began and putting up with I should say,
Speaker 3: do we play this at the end of the very end?
Speaker 3: We've done eighteen shaves? Mate, I forget do we do it?
Speaker 3: Are you suggesting we do a cold finish?
Speaker 2: We can do that?
Speaker 6: And why did you ask?
Speaker 3: Oh? I always think that's a sleeping bag. Anyway, bring
Speaker 3: the music back. If you want to make that, you
Speaker 3: make the decision. You'll put the buttons this week.
Speaker 1: I've got another. I got your two options for a records, right,
Speaker 1: she's this option two that's more classic.
Speaker 3: We should go guys, thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: You know what that sounds like? Ready, an angry death
Speaker 1: person who comes to the house and someone's died, right,
Speaker 1: and they can't solve the crime, and they've put the
Speaker 1: corpse in the body bag and they've gone shit, I
Speaker 1: don't think we'll ever solved this one. Just rip up
Speaker 1: the zipper on the body bag.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what that sounds like. They're into the show.
Speaker 3: It sounds like a scene of sv you right. You
Speaker 3: see this concerned single mother who's been through shit and
Speaker 3: the detectives keep pushing her to talk about her trauma.
Speaker 3: There's a shot of her opening the medicine cabinet, and
Speaker 3: then the shot of Olivia Benson getting a phone call
Speaker 3: and going person, how long? And then it just jump
Speaker 3: cuts to that her being put in a body bag.
Speaker 1: Like that. Yeah, you're well done? All right, back next
Speaker 1: week anyway.
Speaker 3: If if you're listening on Ourheart Radio or Spotify, don't
Speaker 3: forget hit the follow buttons. You don't miss a second
Speaker 3: of this bullshit.
Speaker 1: Oh we got a review. It was so sweet, it
Speaker 1: was I love this show. I find the boys so funny.
Speaker 1: It's so engaging. It's so much fun. I listen to
Speaker 1: it every night before I sleep. I'm eleven. Oh the
Speaker 1: poor kid, it's just not how she should being educated.
Speaker 3: She's just we must really deter her from getting to
Speaker 3: her twenties. I know right, she's thinking, is that? What
Speaker 3: the fuck it is?
Speaker 1: We've hit rock bottom anyway, guys, we'll see you next week.
Speaker 3: You've hit rock anyway.
Speaker 1: We both all right?
Speaker 3: Guys, leave review. If you're listening in Apple podcast, bye bye.
Speaker 1: No joke that it just ended? See what would you do?
Speaker 1: You would have done that thing? I'd have to play
Speaker 1: it again. How often does it end just and it
Speaker 1: only it's for a minute.
Speaker 3: How often did this happen?
Speaker 1: Not often, because I'm normally looping it. I'm not really
Speaker 1: doing what you said. Yeah, but not today. It's an
Speaker 1: after I'm having a relax.
Speaker 3: If iView I would have actually extended it, made it longer,
Speaker 3: so that doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: I can't edit that. That's your thing in the back
Speaker 1: end what.
Speaker 3: Do you mean you can't edit it?
Speaker 1: We had on you just been I don't know how
Speaker 1: it works. See you next week, guys.
Speaker 3: Bye, Thank you guys for listening.
Speaker 1: By bye. Is it just me?
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