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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast. There are two types of

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Speaker 1: people in Australia right now. There are those who are

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Speaker 1: having a European summer.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, bikini spinos, I scream o, the summer things,

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Speaker 2: some of paraphernalia on the Instagram.

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Speaker 1: And then we'll there are the other type of person

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Speaker 1: who is stuck here in cold, miserable Australia.

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Speaker 3: Hello, darkness, smile friends.

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Speaker 1: And it's tough. Well, it's just it's a hard place

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Speaker 1: to be. I am, of course the person who's here.

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Speaker 1: I'm here in Australia. You're my friend. You're my friend.

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Speaker 1: You're over there in the Netherlands.

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Speaker 3: That's right, yep, it's beautiful. You're sitting there in a speedo.

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Speaker 1: Unbelievable.

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Speaker 4: Look at you.

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Speaker 1: You're covered in oil. We've stripped you off the beach

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Speaker 1: for two hours to do the radio show. But you

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Speaker 1: actually you're over in Netherlands for a good reason, for

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Speaker 1: a very wholesome reason.

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Speaker 5: Will, Yeah, that's right, mate, doing a survey of the

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Speaker 5: red light district in Msonem. It's just checking until working. No, no, no,

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Speaker 5: all jokes aside. My partner is Dutch, so I got

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Speaker 5: a week, got two weeks here with her family, and

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Speaker 5: we just had a couple of weeks off over the

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Speaker 5: school holidays, so goot to see more of a family

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Speaker 5: who live up in Copenhagen. Copenhagen very beautiful city.

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Speaker 1: This is what I'm talking about, because I love the

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Speaker 1: I love that you're over there seeing Sim's family. I

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Speaker 1: love all of that. I'm supportive of that. But you've

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Speaker 1: just got to cut all this chat about how nice

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Speaker 1: it is already today we've only been we've only been

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Speaker 1: doing this show for fifteen minutes. We had a little

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Speaker 1: pre show meeting. Obviously, you have mentioned that there is

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Speaker 1: nothing like the Nordic sun that just came up, and

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Speaker 1: you then said to.

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Speaker 3: Me in the wall without getting burnt, it's quite amazing.

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Speaker 1: You do look a little bit burnt, though, if I'm

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Speaker 1: being honest, You've got a beautiful You've got a bronzed

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Speaker 1: time at the moment You've.

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Speaker 5: Both thought I've ever had in Copenhagen. There's more pigs

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Speaker 5: than people in Denmark.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we're talking about the pork as well. You've also

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Speaker 1: told me that apparently Copenhagen has the cleanest harbor in

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Speaker 1: the world.

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Speaker 5: It does, it does well. It's one of the cleanest.

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Speaker 5: It's one of the cleanest countries in the world. Actually,

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Speaker 5: was just.

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Speaker 1: Really hard for all of us back here to be

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Speaker 1: hearing any of that. We also had a phone call

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Speaker 1: over the holidays. We had a little bit of business

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Speaker 1: to attend to. And I think this is the thing

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Speaker 1: that people can relate to when they're talking to people

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Speaker 1: in the workplace right now who have just got back

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Speaker 1: from a European holiday. There's nothing worse than when you

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Speaker 1: see that person at the water cooler and they've obviously

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Speaker 1: got heaps of stories about all the things they've been doing,

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Speaker 1: places they've seen, and the great time they've had. And

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Speaker 1: when you're like me and you've been here in Australia,

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Speaker 1: you've you've really got nothing to offer back. And you

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Speaker 1: and me had this phone call over the holiday and you,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think you spoke at least for nine

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Speaker 1: this great round of golf you played in Scotland and

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Speaker 1: you're there over there Cat Stevens. The night before you

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Speaker 1: saw Cat Stevens. Yeah, you told me about that. You've

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Speaker 3: Cat Stevens back to back. Yeah, that the boy seeing

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Speaker 3: that in fifty years.

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Speaker 1: The boy's doing it front row. Yeah, yeah, you told

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Speaker 1: me this. You told me this, and you effectively went

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Speaker 1: through the entire setlist as well, which I did not

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Speaker 1: need to hear about. You then told me about this.

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Speaker 3: Well, it finished with peace Train. No one saw the coming.

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Speaker 1: I've heard this, I've heard this. You then talked about

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Speaker 1: this hike you went on. You told me every single

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Speaker 1: place that you'd seen in Scotland. So I hear this

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Speaker 1: I've heard.

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Speaker 5: I've had after that, Yeah, Guinness, he was lovely at

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Speaker 5: the ben Nevison had Venison sausages.

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Speaker 1: And you told me all of this. So if you

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Speaker 1: can picture this, you've finished nine and a half minutes.

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Speaker 1: I think obviously you've had this moment where you're like,

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Speaker 1: I reckon, I've in talking for nine minutes straight.

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Speaker 3: Here didn't better.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know well, I was having to get going.

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Speaker 5: The waiter interrupted me or service cutout, and all of

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Speaker 3: You threw it over four to five minutes left in me.

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Speaker 1: I think you threw the ball over to me and

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Speaker 1: then probably muted the phone and ordered your coffee or something.

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Speaker 1: But you effectively said to me, and what have you

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Speaker 1: been up to on these holidays? Woulds and that in

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Speaker 1: that moment where someone who's had a European summer ask

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Speaker 1: you that question, you just your mind goes blank. You're like,

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Speaker 1: I've got I've got to bring up something and and

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Speaker 1: like my wife had just been away for four days,

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Speaker 1: so I've been one on one with Remy and all

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Speaker 1: I had for you after this long pause was Remy

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Speaker 1: had her face painted for the first time today.

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Speaker 3: I mean to be honest, I didn't even think I

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Speaker 5: I think it was so ship that I've removed it

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Speaker 5: from my memory.

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Speaker 1: You tell me that's that's what I said. And then,

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Speaker 1: funnily enough, you just you just pause. There was just

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Speaker 1: a pause on the other end of the phone, and

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Speaker 1: then you went I left anyway, mate, I better get going.

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Speaker 5: Saying something and I was like, I'm talking to this guy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's cool.

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Speaker 5: I'm standing here an angel in London. Very cool suburb.

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Speaker 5: I want to go and check out an underground radio station.

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Speaker 1: You're doing it again.

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Speaker 3: You're about your face painted.

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Speaker 1: We're doing it again.

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Speaker 3: If we can bring something, bring something of value.

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Speaker 1: I think I was. I was trying because I just

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Speaker 1: a little PSA for the time that you are over

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Speaker 1: in the Netherlands. If we can just keep this kind

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Speaker 1: of chat to a minimum, I think that'd be greatly right.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think some people are happy for me.

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Speaker 5: I think some people are very happy for me, and

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Speaker 5: I think that's a better attitude to take.

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Speaker 1: I speak for the entire team when we say that

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Speaker 1: no one is happy for you getting your perfect Nordic somen.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'll tell you what I'm not happy about is

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Speaker 5: your daughter getting your face painted. Couldn't give a ship mate,

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Speaker 5: save it, save it, come up with some better gear

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Speaker 5: next time I speak.

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Speaker 1: It's actually quite a beautiful moment. Actually, I'll send you

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Speaker 3: Care unless she's doing it in the Nordic sun.

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Speaker 5: I've got some time in Amisdam right now with Simon's

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Speaker 5: and her family and my daughter Maxie transferred to see

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Speaker 5: her relatives.

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Speaker 3: It's really beautiful.

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Speaker 5: But also my brother lives in Amsterdam, as you know,

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Speaker 5: so Alan I as you set me up with before

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Speaker 5: and so beautiful mentioned all and I had a week

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Speaker 5: had we finished up with the weekend in one of

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Speaker 5: my favorite cities in the world in London.

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Speaker 1: London where you went and saw Cat Stevens and.

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Speaker 5: Some young Cat Stevens and Van Morrison all played together

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Speaker 5: in Hyde Park.

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Speaker 1: There you go VIP, I believe, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 5: Got VIP tickets yet through our Matefield Dowis. It was

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Speaker 5: this think thanks Phil uh and yeah, got right down

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Speaker 5: in there, had a crack a night and then look,

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Speaker 5: we actually had a pretty big weekend in London. Actually,

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Speaker 5: all those a few people there, there's a lot of

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Speaker 5: good news. You gone had a great time.

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Speaker 1: We're having fun here in Australia, and I just say,

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Speaker 1: I just want to throw that in there, as well

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Speaker 1: as having quite a beautiful winter. You should see some

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Speaker 1: of the moons we getting at the moment anyway. Also

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Speaker 1: see the foot he's heading up. You're not getting that

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Speaker 1: over in Holland. A pretty hard to watch the footy

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Speaker 5: It's a ship season anyway. So I was out with

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Speaker 5: Al in London, yeah, and I mean it's a big

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Speaker 5: deal for you and me if we get recognized anywhere.

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Speaker 1: Of course, it does not happen much. I think it's

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Speaker 1: probably one of the great boons of radio is that

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Speaker 1: you can kind of live relatively anonymously out there in

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Speaker 1: the wilderness. But but you're right. When it does happen,

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Speaker 1: it rarely happens, and because it is so rare, it

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Speaker 1: can give you a little bit of a kicking your step.

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Speaker 3: It can be pleasant. Yeah, it's lovely.

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Speaker 1: More often than not they then call you like, they'll

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Speaker 1: call me Will and then they'll call you Woody like

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Speaker 1: and they go like, oh, Han, do you wake up

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Speaker 1: so early in the morning, And you're like, I did

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Speaker 1: the drive shift. But thanks, thanks for recognized me anyway.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And I mean when I was running with the

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Speaker 5: shaved head, you know, I got a lot of FITZI

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Speaker 5: how I got a party once. Actually, anyway, it's all

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Speaker 5: in all, there haven't been good moments for me. But

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Speaker 5: I'm out this pub in London. I'm having a great time.

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Speaker 5: I've seen Cat Stevens. I'm having a pint. I'm on

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Speaker 5: this I'm on the streets of Angel The sun is

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Speaker 3: People and they're they're lovely guys.

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Speaker 5: And then after a little while they go over and

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Speaker 5: I see them sort of like consulting a phone.

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Speaker 3: I'm looking over and I'm like, oh, here we go.

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Speaker 5: This is the moment, Like one of these boys is, buddy,

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Speaker 5: recognize me here.

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Speaker 1: Can't take me anywhere, can't take me anywhere?

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Speaker 6: Done?

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Speaker 3: Mate, We're cracked. We've cracked the island.

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Speaker 1: Here we are everywhere.

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Speaker 3: That's right. I mean I'm not on the socials, but

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Speaker 3: I forget there. We're an international product.

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Speaker 1: Online made me pop up.

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Speaker 5: And so you know, they're flooding to the phone. They're

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Speaker 5: looking at the phone and they're pointing at me. They're

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Speaker 5: pointing a man looking at the phone. And I turned

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Speaker 5: to Alan. I was like, mane, this is it. Check

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Speaker 5: this out. These boys, No, I am yeah, free beers

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Speaker 5: for the rest of the night, leaning And then eventually

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Speaker 5: one of them finally gets the courage to come up

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Speaker 5: to me. I'm sort of like nodding my head already,

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Speaker 5: and then he says to me, Hey, mate, are you

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Speaker 5: the guy who got ricked?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, no, why?

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Speaker 3: You mean the guy that pranked me Rick?

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Speaker 5: So if anyone missed it, there was a guy who

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Speaker 5: called out radio show called Rick who pranked us?

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Speaker 3: Have a listened to this?

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Speaker 4: Why?

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Speaker 6: I just made up a story because I want to

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Speaker 6: get through and say, hey boys.

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Speaker 3: You going.

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Speaker 1: Every time you sneak on air, We'll give you some

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Speaker 1: epic price.

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Speaker 2: I'll be on every day, mark my worst every day.

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Speaker 3: Hey Jared, Jared, what's your opinion on this?

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Speaker 5: Taking your calls right now, especially one of sixty five.

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Speaker 5: Is there a moment where you realize that you weren't cool?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Look, it happened to me on the weekend. I

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Speaker 5: Don't go to places that I wreck next time. I'm

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Speaker 3: There is a strict set of rules that you.

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Speaker 3: You bring me down with you, and I will not

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you will never get sucked into your sappy, shitty dad,

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Speaker 3: You need to be a part of that.

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Speaker 1: You're never going to DJ at Capers again. They made

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Speaker 3: I give it alone. Just leave my world alone.

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Speaker 5: You can go and ride your bike and drink a

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Speaker 1: All right, let's go to gem here on thirteen one

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Speaker 8: This was over last week.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well child.

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Speaker 8: Three and we were by six o'clock home in thirty.

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Speaker 8: Mate, So weekend just passed.

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Speaker 7: We just moved here.

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Speaker 8: At the end of it. Everyone's sitting around drinking and.

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Speaker 9: It just bought.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, buddy, oh did you did you put a load on?

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Speaker 1: Did you put a load on?

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Speaker 3: SHANEO?

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Speaker 8: No, figure that you can connect them to Wi Fi.

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Speaker 1: So that's awesome, Shane. That is a pretty wicked feature.

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Speaker 1: Let's go. Let's go to Jack now, Jack, you at

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Speaker 6: Well, I'm on it. Yeah, okay, yus And no, the

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Speaker 6: I'll tell you what. You can play a good train

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Speaker 6: Where and they everything still functions.

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Speaker 6: Well, it's enough Famish sights after other people of sick.

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Speaker 3: Can hear a mile out? Will and Woodies.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a my god? So sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: There's a bit of a tech difficulty. Will is live

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Speaker 3: No, No, it's cool man, I I'll go, I'll go down.

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Speaker 3: You've got to carry on. Yeah, let's use names, use names. Hey. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: That we all use in our workplaces, and we're all

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Speaker 3: Workplace?

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Speaker 5: Dog do you work for? Them? Ruby?

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Speaker 5: Wow question for insurance companies are the worst people in the.

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00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,320
Speaker 3: World more from, that.

443
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 1: Sometimes there are some good ones out, there will such

444
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,520
Speaker 1: as the one That ruby works, for no. Doubt Hey,

445
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 1: ruby no question for. You what would if you? Say

446
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 1: if this is just a total, hypothetical but say if

447
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,399
Speaker 1: you were doing like your life insurance or, anything and

448
00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:01,120
Speaker 1: you told like very minor porky, pies like just, like oh,

449
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 1: No i've you, Know i've never had an alcoholic beverage

450
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,280
Speaker 1: Or i've never had a cigarette or. Something so if

451
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,840
Speaker 1: that person then, died would you do a lot of

452
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,720
Speaker 1: research to figure out if they had ever had a.

453
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 3: CIGARETTE i don't.

454
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 7: KNOW i don't work in life. Insurance, okay there's not

455
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 7: really a lot of third party insurance in life. INSURANCE

456
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,600
Speaker 7: i don't, think.

457
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:31,680
Speaker 1: Yeah it doesn't work like, that does it fair?

458
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,120
Speaker 4: Enough i've.

459
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 1: Insurance let's talk about WHAT i think is the story

460
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 1: of the bloody. Year it's the Cold blay Kiss care. Moment,

461
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 1: this this really is paradise for a couple of radio

462
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:57,880
Speaker 1: hosts because this story is a. Gift it's obviously popping

463
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:02,160
Speaker 1: off all around the. World if, somehow And i've got

464
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 1: so much respect for you if you haven't heard this,

465
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,879
Speaker 1: story because this story is bloody. Everywhere but if somehow

466
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:10,400
Speaker 1: you haven't seen this, story let me regale. It So

467
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 1: Chrissy martin's doing his thing in a Cold play. Gig

468
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,200
Speaker 1: you know he's doing the. Thing he's commanding the stage

469
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,120
Speaker 1: as we, Know Chris martin Can. NO i didn't realize,

470
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 1: this But Cold play have a moment in their shows

471
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 1: where they do a kiss. Cam the camera goes around

472
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 1: and obviously you're hoping that when you're on the kiss

473
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: camp you do a, kiss. Right this is the moment

474
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 1: where the kiss cam goes to two people who are

475
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:39,239
Speaker 1: in A vip box and have a bit of a

476
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 1: weird reaction to getting caught on the kiss.

477
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 4: Cam Chris martin has absolutely stitched in.

478
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: There so, again if you haven't seen the, footage surely

479
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 1: you've seen the. Footage but the guy just spins, around of,

480
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 1: course gets out of the. Shot the woman. Ducks they're

481
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:09,679
Speaker 1: just doing whatever they can to get out of the, way.

482
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,919
Speaker 3: Right out of the. Frame, Yeah chris mar.

483
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 5: This IS i was still going to r ep keptain

484
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 5: peop pans about this. Yesterday this is the most vanilla

485
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:27,680
Speaker 5: cliche affair or like a set of circumstances that you've ever.

486
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:31,359
Speaker 5: Heard you've got A ceo having an affair with the

487
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:37,399
Speaker 5: woman FROM Hr No less at a Cold play, CONCERT i,

488
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 5: mean on the kiss.

489
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 3: Cam.

490
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 5: Unbelievable, like just give me a spike there, somewhere like you,

491
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:45,159
Speaker 5: know like if it was you, know if it was

492
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,679
Speaker 5: The asap rocky, gig oh, beauty just just give me

493
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,199
Speaker 5: a little bit of.

494
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,199
Speaker 3: Culture you.

495
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 5: Know maybe he's maybe he's he's cooking up with some you,

496
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 5: know Beautiful italian, dignitary just just. Something but, no it's

497
00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 5: THE hr. Chick he's the white rich. Ceo he takes

498
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 5: ex said of the concert in THE vip box At. Coldplay,

499
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 5: YEAH i just, This this is the most uninspiring affair

500
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 5: that has ever. HAPPENED i, mean or it's just happened

501
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 5: at least a million times. Before, like it's just it's

502
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 5: no part of this which is, interesting and that's what's

503
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 5: so funny about.

504
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 3: It for, me it's.

505
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,679
Speaker 1: Hilarious but, also, wait what of the? Chans how many

506
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: people would be at A coldplay? Concert roughly eight, Thousand.

507
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 3: This depends on the, stadium but, YEAH i, Reckon, yeah.

508
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 1: Let's say eighty thousand out of eighty thousand. People the

509
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 1: kiss cam goes on the two people who are having an.

510
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 1: Affair IT'S i, mean that part of IT i find,

511
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 1: extraordinary despite all the vanillas of.

512
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,159
Speaker 3: It Obviously i'm so, vanilla.

513
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 1: But so the. Guy the guy's name is the whitest guy.

514
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 3: Alive that. Guy what's the company was he in charge?

515
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 1: Of he's in charge of Company astronomer.

516
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 3: Inc. Astronomer he's a.

517
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 1: Billionaire his Name's Andy.

518
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 5: Byron isn't there in his gas man trying to hook

519
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 5: up with the chip FROM?

520
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 3: HR i, mean, seriously.

521
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 1: Mate the woman IN hr is Called Kristen. Carbo this

522
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 1: is why aliens.

523
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 5: Don't descend on to earth by the way they see

524
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 5: something like, that and, Like, god these guys, suck.

525
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: It's all and they suck and AND i would say,

526
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: like because of, that probably deserve to be. Caught AND

527
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 1: i think that's why the world is loving this story so.

528
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 1: Much it's, like here's this rich guy thinking he can

529
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: go to HIS vip box with the woman who's having

530
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 1: an affair WITH hn get away with, it and he's

531
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: bloody being. Caught And i'm thirteen one oh six y

532
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 1: five right, NOW i really, LIKE i don't think anyone

533
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 1: is going to top this. Story but what is the

534
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: best way they were caught?

535
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 5: Cheating it's like most? Interesting what, like, yeah he's sound

536
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:31,439
Speaker 5: a good way to catch him?

537
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 3: CHEAT i made of? Mine, well, yeah look he's still a.

538
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 3: Friend he.

539
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 5: Got home one night and he had uh like kisses

540
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 5: on his neck or like, yeah like lipstick on his.

541
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,439
Speaker 5: Neck and his girlfriend was, like whoa what was that all?

542
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 5: About and he was, like, oh just you, know some,

543
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 5: boys some boys men and my mates were just, playing

544
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 5: like playing with a bit of, lipstick you, know got

545
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,399
Speaker 5: a bit, loose like we're just having a bit of.

546
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 3: Fun and she's, like, okay fell, enough fair.

547
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 1: Enough classic boy behavior on A saturday, Night.

548
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 5: Kisses took his shirt off and then kind of fell,

549
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 5: asleep and then like, comically as he took his shirt

550
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 5: off from his top, pocket receipts from kittens kind of

551
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 5: just flew out of.

552
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:23,439
Speaker 1: It and that's hard to. Defend that's hard to.

553
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 5: Defend he's, like, no, no just the fellas took.

554
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 3: His, paper that is that's.

555
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 1: Awful the most interesting one That i've, Heard wilbert was

556
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 1: a girl figured out that her partner was cheating because

557
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:40,120
Speaker 1: the pimples on his back were.

558
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 3: Popped, oh that's, good and she was.

559
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: Like well if those pimples who did did a bit

560
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: of digging found out he was. Cheating so thirteen one

561
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 1: sixty five is the. Number what's the most interesting or

562
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 1: best way they were caught?

563
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 3: Cheating all, right we'll take your cools up next time with.

564
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 5: Them WHAT i hope you guys having a brilliant try

565
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:05,679
Speaker 5: of home and spice up your life a. Bit, guys you,

566
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 5: know if you're gonna hook up with, someone they don't

567
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 5: have to be. White you, know you don't have to

568
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 5: listen To.

569
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 9: Coldplay the story of the year for mine is the

570
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 9: two people who were caught.

571
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 1: On The coldplay kiss. Cam it was THE ceo of

572
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: a company Called Astronomer inky's. Billionaire his Name's Andy, barron

573
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 1: and he was on the kiss cam getting chummy with

574
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: the head OF, Hr Kristin. Carbo i'll play the audio,

575
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 1: now which is when the moment the kiss cam goes

576
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: to them and they get. Sprung and Then Chris, martin

577
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: the lead singer Of, coldplay has some comments about why

578
00:28:47,200 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 1: they felt the need to hide genuine stitch. Up the

579
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 1: fact that he said that he joked about the fact

580
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: that they might be having an affair has really cooked

581
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 1: him Because andy has resigned as THE ceo Of astronomer.

582
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 5: Incfable do you think before Before Chris martin said that's

583
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 5: what's going?

584
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: ON i just think they should have stood, there. Right

585
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: this wouldn't have gone globally viral unless they, hid. Right

586
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: so if they just stood, THERE i don't.

587
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 3: Think anyone holding her in his arms Woulds.

588
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 1: But What i'm saying is the video wouldn't have been

589
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: shared millions of times unless they ducked and. Hid do

590
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: you know WHAT i?

591
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 8: Mean?

592
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 5: Right, okay probably because they CONFIRMED i, see because they

593
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 5: confirmed that there was an.

594
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 1: Affair, WELL i think did a little bit of, digging

595
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: like why were you at A coldplay gig getting chummy

596
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: with the head OF.

597
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 5: Hr But i'm, saying like before they ran, away, right

598
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 5: if it's just them standing, there him holding, her, yeah

599
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,479
Speaker 5: that still looks bad their friends and, family you, Know

600
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 5: like you, know if you went to a gig and

601
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 5: you were Holding, joe you know who's he paying the

602
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 5: show this? Week in your arms listening To yellow going

603
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 5: to be some. QUESTIONS i think men might have ASKED

604
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 5: a couple of, QUESTIONS.

605
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: A couple of, QUESTIONS a couple of. Questions scot To

606
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 1: michelle here.

607
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 7: Is it is?

608
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 3: Off it's?

609
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: OFF a couple of, Questions, No, dad but BUT i

610
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: mean this is a couple of questions compared to obviously

611
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 1: you guys are having an. Affair let's go To michelle

612
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 1: here on thirteen.

613
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 5: One all roads led To rome where they run away or?

614
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 5: Not he's still caught.

615
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 1: Out, yeah, yeah, Yeah, michelle this happened to you seventeen years.

616
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: Ago so a lot of water under the. Bridge but

617
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: there's a good story as to how they got. Caught.

618
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 8: YEAH i met someone at a friend's. Place i'd ask

619
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 8: my mates for his phone numbers SO i could text

620
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 8: HIM i said the text wasn't didn't find out for

621
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 8: a week later that the phone NUMBER i was given

622
00:30:54,280 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 8: was actually his, wife not His SO i accidentally TEXT

623
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 8: i think an appropriate message to the wife and got.

624
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 1: Fustered oh my family friendly, show, Obviously. Michelle but how

625
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 1: saucy was this text that you? Send?

626
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 8: Oh not too, bad but it still gave us?

627
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 3: Away, yep, yeah bloody?

628
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 1: Hell was that an Honest was that an honest mistake

629
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 1: from your friends to give honestly stuffed up by giving

630
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: you his wife's? Number, not oh my.

631
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 8: Gosh an, mistake but, HEY i see on the.

632
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 3: Cake bloody. Hell let's go To.

633
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 1: Eric He eric on thirteen one oh six. Five this

634
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: is a story about your. Parents.

635
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 10: Eric, yeah so my dad apparently like this really, Reformed

636
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 10: Like i'm not like that. Anymore he passes, away and

637
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 10: he was in charge of our phone, plan you, KNOW

638
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 10: i was like leeching off of that for as long as,

639
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 10: possible of, course and mom has to go sort out

640
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 10: phone plans and she, goes what's this extra line on?

641
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 3: Here so she just.

642
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 10: Rings it and, goes, well who is? This like how

643
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 10: did why do you have this? Phone? Like, oh my

644
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 10: boyfriend gave it to me and turns out she recognizes

645
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 10: the voice from like a previous encounter and, goes are

646
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 10: you kidding? Me like my dad had passed, Away so she's,

647
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 10: like you're such a piece of, work and now you've

648
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 10: been paying for this lady's phone for who knows how?

649
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 3: Long who was?

650
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 1: She?

651
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 3: Eric did your Mom?

652
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 10: Knowah only because of like previous being, like don't ever

653
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 10: talk to that lady. Again and then this lady from

654
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 10: the phone that my now deceased father was paying for

655
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 10: calls my oldest sibling and, goes, yeah your dad used

656
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 10: to talk about you guys a. Lot i'm really sorry about.

657
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 5: That oh why how long have they been seeing each?

658
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 3: Other fool even to be paying the phone?

659
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 10: BILL i think it was like three.

660
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 3: Years oh, man and you how? Long how long since

661
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 3: your dad had? Died oh like?

662
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 10: Weeks like so not even.

663
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 5: Weeks so you had a beautiful. Funeral imagine your mom

664
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 5: very very. Opposite did that change the note of the?

665
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 5: Funeral did you take down any photos of your dad.

666
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 3: In the house or? Anything after?

667
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 10: That they were divorced, before but it was like this

668
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 10: amicable divorce, thing like we'll keep a family phone plan

669
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 10: because you, Know and then it was, LIKE i can't

670
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 10: BELIEVE i amicably divorced this piece of.

671
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 3: Work you, KNOW i have been more?

672
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: Mad is your family still paying for her phone bills as?

673
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: Well here he wasn't.

674
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 10: Even paying for the phone. Plan it was coming out

675
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 10: of my aunt's trust fund that my dad was.

676
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 3: Managing love? IT i love?

677
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 5: It, well that's, awesome but, mate give me some the phone,

678
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 5: here BECAUSE i think what he would like to find

679
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 5: out how you can get His netflix paid his aunt's trust.

680
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 3: Reckon that sounds like a pretty good way To.

681
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 5: God i'm over In amsterdam for the next couple of.

682
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,360
Speaker 5: Weeks my partner Is, dutch so, yeah doing doing the

683
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 5: show for me for the next couple of weeks since

684
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 5: some family, time which has been, wonderful And i've had

685
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 5: a couple of weeks. Holiday before the show, started we

686
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 5: were up In, copenhagen which.

687
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 1: And Again i've already had ninety minutes of, this, mate

688
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 1: wrap it. UP i don't want to hear about how

689
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 1: warm it is over. There when you, arrived you, said

690
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: there's nothing like The nordic, sun my. Boy and then

691
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: you started and you started talking about your, tan and

692
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: then you started talking about the fashion brought up you

693
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,399
Speaker 1: brought up, well it's. Obvious how CAN i not bring

694
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 1: up your Ten you're absolutely.

695
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 3: SO i look, that DO i look?

696
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: That you look a bit Like Roger Rashid AND i

697
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: know that's a deep tennis, reference that's a deep cut

698
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 1: in the.

699
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 3: Tennis world and gets. That but you're good ten and gets.

700
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:52,359
Speaker 4: That.

701
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 5: Cool good to, know good to. Know, well, YEAH i

702
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 5: am tanned And i'm having a great. TIME i tell

703
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 5: you who is tanned is my two year old or

704
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 5: three year old, Daughter, max who has had the time

705
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 5: of life seeing.

706
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 3: Your little cousins up In. Copenhagen that's what that was all.

707
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,320
Speaker 5: About but one of the THINGS i, mean LIKE i

708
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,959
Speaker 5: don't know about remy right, now your, daughter but What

709
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 5: max's biggest obsession at the moment is ice. Cream ice

710
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,919
Speaker 5: cream is and you, realize like when you're three years,

711
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 5: old it really was the best thing in the.

712
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 1: World it's it's the moment you see their face when

713
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 1: tongue hits ice cream because because obviously there's there's no

714
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,959
Speaker 1: way they can know what they're about to, experience, Right

715
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: it's JUST i don't know if you had, this but

716
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: like just witnessing the moment where it's, like this is

717
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 1: an ice cream and they're, like, yeap no idea what this.

718
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 1: Is and then as soon as they taste, it it's just,

719
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: like how have you been hiding this from me for?

720
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: Starting how does something that tastes this good? Exist and

721
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: then the scary thing then is because kids obviously have

722
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 1: no concept of what's healthy and you, know what's a

723
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: good thing to, eat they just look at you, like,

724
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: well it's ice cream for the rest of my.

725
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 3: Life all the.

726
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: Time you found, It, dad you found. It i'll have

727
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: this for, breakfast, lunch and. Dinner that's.

728
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 3: It that's.

729
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 5: Fine and you hit the now on the head that

730
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 5: the Break Like max literally wakes up these days and

731
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 5: just AND i say what do you want for?

732
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 3: Breakfast and she'll she'll just she'll go for. It she'll

733
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 3: have a shot shell ice crea ice. Cream And i'm, like,

734
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 3: well it's, Breakfast, bates that's not.

735
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 5: Happening that hasn't, changed and that has and because there's

736
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 5: nothing better than ice, cream, Right, so you, KNOW i

737
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 5: think as an, adult you, know you can really sort

738
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 5: of delve into an orchard of perversion in terms of

739
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 5: things that you know. Satisfy you're not going to that.

740
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 1: Orchard no one wants to go down or we don't have,

741
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 1: to very dark and.

742
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 3: Scared i'm just.

743
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 5: Saying i'm just, saying, like as an, adult there is

744
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 5: there's bandwidth there for things that you know are, pleasurable

745
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 5: that are the best things in the. World for a

746
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 5: three year, old this is the peak and it's, regulated it's,

747
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 5: legalized it's, everywhere and most importantly and most, annoyingly In.

748
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 3: Europe this isn't really a.

749
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 5: Thing In, australia but In, europe out the front of

750
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 5: every ice cream shop there's a novelty, sized massive ice cream,

751
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 5: cone of, course and it is, summer so they are,

752
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 5: everywhere and you would. Know the great battle with a

753
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 5: three year old or two year old is interested in

754
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 5: ice cream is basically just, like, OKAY i want ice

755
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 5: cream on ice? Cream sure you kind of let you

756
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 5: let the storm. Pass you're, like, okay, cool you got

757
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 5: it out of your. SYSTEM i convinced you will have it.

758
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 5: Later and then twenty meters later there's now a ten

759
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 5: meter ice cream cone in front of, you and again she's, like, oh,

760
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 5: yeah no, SHIT i wouldn't mind that massive sugar.

761
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: Hit that's my favorite thing in the.

762
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 5: World again and by the, way there's a shop right,

763
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,799
Speaker 5: there and you can't deny that BECAUSE i might not

764
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,279
Speaker 5: be able to. Read but that is a massive ice

765
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 5: cream cone and it is, like so that has just

766
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 5: been that is, Bedlam Like semini have been semi mapped

767
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 5: out where the ice cream cones were In, copenhagen and

768
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:54,760
Speaker 5: we were, going we were doing circumnavigating the city because

769
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 5: it was just it was really, problematic and she was

770
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 5: jet lagged and she just crack.

771
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,720
Speaker 3: It if she didn't get it, anyway we got. Through

772
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 3: she did. It she was on about an ice cream a. Day,

773
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,399
Speaker 3: yeah we got through to Fair.

774
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: Remys probably that's a regular, diet WHICH i, mean that's

775
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: probably a. Problem that's probably a.

776
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 3: Problems, Probably, yeah in some stages becomes an.

777
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 5: Issue so we're trying to strip it. Back BUT i was, like,

778
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 5: look it's not going to be so bad when we

779
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 5: get To. AMSTERDAM i feel like this is just a you,

780
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 5: know Because copenhagen in, summer they haven't got a lot of,

781
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:24,240
Speaker 5: summer so they really, sprook we're doing ice, cream so

782
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 5: we'll just get we'll get past.

783
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,320
Speaker 3: THAT i, Mean, italy we would have been totally.

784
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 1: Screwed gelati has she had A, giladi not yet the same.

785
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 3: Much she just gets.

786
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 5: Chocolate so we get To amsterdam And i'm, like, COOL

787
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,439
Speaker 5: i haven't really seen ice cream signs and ice cream

788
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 5: is not really a thing. Anyway we get to our

789
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 5: accommodation sem AND i get out of the uber right In.

790
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 5: Amsterdam i'm just going to play you some audio as

791
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 5: to what is underneath our apartment In amsterdam and what's

792
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 5: out the.

793
00:38:55,320 --> 00:39:05,280
Speaker 3: Front oh my, god.

794
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: You just got to give them a thousand euros and

795
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 1: just be like you can have. That if you don't

796
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: sell my doorter's, clothes give them ten thousand euros and just.

797
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: Go i'm buying you for the. Week i'm buying you

798
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 1: for the. Week shut your.

799
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 3: Doors here's here's.

800
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 1: Some tickets To. Parie go and see the two De.

801
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: France your clothes