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Speaker 2: Who and where is Budbody doesn't care what?

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Speaker 1: Okay, listen, listen, listen. Good afternoon, everyone, Good afternoon.

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Speaker 3: Would so I evokee I'm very well, William, I'm very

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Speaker 3: very well. I'm excited for the show actually a number

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Speaker 3: of things. I mean, stitching people up is one of

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Speaker 4: Will Yeah, yeah, No, It's going to be a great

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Speaker 4: vibe and I think particularly given that we're doing it honorably,

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Speaker 5: Doing it, you know, for our own personal enjoyment.

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Speaker 4: We're helping out Victorians who are furious at other people

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Speaker 4: in other states. So look, I'm pumped for the prank

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Speaker 4: call already. It's gonna happen a little bit later on.

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Speaker 4: If you can't get it, get it on the podcast.

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Speaker 4: And by the way, if you you are in Victoria

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Speaker 4: and you are just seething at your mates, who are

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Speaker 4: and around the pubs of Broader Australia, then please dm

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Speaker 4: us Instagram, Facebook, whatever it is and just say, fellas,

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Speaker 4: I would love for you to give my mates some

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Speaker 4: because we're here to give you guys a laugh as well,

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Speaker 4: and put you through a tough time. You know you're

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Speaker 4: doing it tough in Victoria, get in touch. The more pranks,

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Speaker 4: the better, we say.

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Speaker 6: Bloody oath William. And right up next, we've got to

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Speaker 3: But right up next, I'm going to be telling everyone

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Speaker 3: a story of how a man has heroically saved his wife.

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Speaker 6: And the story involves one of the most dangerous creatures

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Speaker 4: She wiz, Yeah, stay whizz, stay whiz, stay tuned podcasting. Wow.

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Speaker 3: A woman called Chantelle was horrifically attacked by a shark

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Speaker 3: Let me tell you the story. So Chantelle's in the water,

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Speaker 7: What a story, William, Yeah, well what a really like.

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Speaker 4: That's just sort of stuff that you want to see

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Speaker 3: far too much attention in the press today because, quite frankly,

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Speaker 3: I think husbands are doing heroic things all the time.

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Speaker 3: That's a great point I think. I think. I think

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Speaker 4: How you will term the good authority that you've got

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Speaker 4: I dutifully, responsibly, heroically you might say, took that ball in.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't have to, because both of your heroes

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Speaker 6: Head, William, I'd have a lot of dollars. Now thirteen, are.

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Speaker 5: I am heav Yeah, a huge go ahead at you

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Speaker 3: You know he is a heroic husband? Thirteen one oh

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Speaker 3: Will because they're.

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Speaker 4: Out there podcasting heroic husbands?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, give us a call thirteen one oh sixty five

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Speaker 4: Fucking bit, that's a ball, I mean dog ball? Sure,

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Speaker 3: And close second to that, a man in Port Macquarie

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Speaker 5: We're both on the podium. We're both be on the podium.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're they're equally equally heroic. We got Jane here

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Speaker 8: Yes, he did on our honeymoon.

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Speaker 9: What happened, well, we were fast asleep and he woke

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Speaker 3: Mate was fair enough? Well, Jane's husband punched a bloody

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Speaker 11: It was Russian?

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Speaker 12: My adrenaline was Russian.

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Speaker 11: So it was like it just just went.

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Speaker 6: Okay, what a stitch out from your partner?

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Speaker 3: Run half a marathon to get home? There's no one there.

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Speaker 6: Let's go to Amber here, Amber, have you got a

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Speaker 3: Lay what a guy will?

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Speaker 6: What a guy?

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Speaker 3: When we peaked a dean running two hours dog.

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Speaker 4: Now let's crack into my favorite topic ever, reality television. Obviously,

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Speaker 4: everyone knows that I'm a fiend, and last night I

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Speaker 3: So what's a put.

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Speaker 1: Of a game for you?

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Speaker 11: Now?

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Speaker 3: What we what show we're watching? Before we ha?

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Speaker 5: Hell, that's the question, that's the question.

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Speaker 4: I didn't get to say the game the name of

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Speaker 5: So maybe I'll do that again if we can. Joel,

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Speaker 5: the game is called which reality TV show?

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Speaker 1: Is this?

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Speaker 4: So you know, obviously I've got four screens open. Last night,

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Speaker 4: I just want you to tell me which reality TV

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Speaker 5: What's here it is? Have a listen to this one

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Speaker 4: Can we get some suspense plays? Everyone in their car

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Speaker 1: You know, William? Would you have brought the.

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Speaker 4: Quandary of all quandaries? Good Tuesday Afternoon Radio devilish.

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Speaker 6: You know, I'm of the connoisseur of reality TV and.

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Speaker 4: You got to find palette. You've got to find palette

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Speaker 3: Know that now. I appreciate that in the theater of

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Speaker 1: Nic He's got me, ye, can't you?

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Speaker 3: God damn try and challenge me on my reality TV knowledge.

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Speaker 3: Of course, that was farmer wants a wife. It was

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Speaker 1: But I'm Prettaci.

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Speaker 4: There's a fifty percent James Chancey's name was Gary on

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Speaker 1: I'm like, great, here we go. What have we got?

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Speaker 4: You know, uh cooking in the outback or you know,

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Speaker 4: Would they pulled the will over my eyes? But look,

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Speaker 1: It was pretty awful. But which reality TV is this?

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Speaker 8: Podcasting?

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Speaker 4: Last time we played this it was points for creativity

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Speaker 5: But actually it's the most inventive answer here, the.

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Speaker 3: and snooker q story involves two of them?

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Speaker 4: This story comes from the Old Sino Russian province of Manchuria,

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Speaker 3: Wow. I mean, amazing story, amazing story. It's not correct,

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Speaker 3: it's not the real story. Great creativity though, podcasting.

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Speaker 6: Joanna here, Joanna, what's your story?

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Speaker 12: Hi?

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Speaker 8: So the snooker queue is leaning on something and the

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Speaker 6: It's a great story. Ball it's a cute story.

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Speaker 3: It's I think anywhere. I think anyone getting hit in

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Speaker 6: Are you incorrect, though, Joanna incorrect? But wait to put

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Speaker 1: Just love what I just love the Jiana's driving.

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Speaker 4: No, this is again the boys cat jumps off poor

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Speaker 3: Hang over about you, Champagne.

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Speaker 1: We'll compigated that, Joina.

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Speaker 3: Well, one of us is. We've got Jacksie on thirteen

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Speaker 15: Well, the old person was going and the slipt and

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Speaker 12: God.

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Speaker 1: I to give it to Jackson. I almost want to.

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Speaker 4: I mean again, I love that she's called the station,

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Speaker 3: Should we hear heath first, But again I'd say Jackson

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Speaker 1: It's only many be two of them. She's gone for

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Speaker 5: We got heathy here, heathy imagination, the imagination at boggles.

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Speaker 3: You've got a story that involves two of these things cat,

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Speaker 10: Yeah, guys getting pretty bored during quarantine. These Chinese guys

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Speaker 3: Now that I could see making the news. You are incorrect.

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Speaker 4: Most well look heath most creative, answer comfortably obviously a

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Speaker 4: full stop, nothing more, nothing less.

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Speaker 5: Jacks, you've got yourself one hundred bucks from graduation.

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Speaker 3: Great staff, Jackson Brogan, you've definitely beaten the real story.

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Speaker 3: So the real story everyone, this is. It is out

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Speaker 1: So glad we did that. Well, good stuff. Now who.

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Speaker 2: And where is Barboddy doesn't care what? Okay, listen, listen, listen,

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Speaker 1: It's well, I'm what you on a Tuesday. Hey, if

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Speaker 5: Are here to help you.

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Speaker 4: We know it's pretty grim down there right now, guys,

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Speaker 4: stage four restrictions.

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Speaker 5: We are here to help you.

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Speaker 4: Laugh and look the same as wrest of the country.

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Speaker 4: Shocking time that everyone's had in twenty twenty. So we're

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Speaker 4: gonna soothe your woes with prank calls. Yes, it's Victorians

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Speaker 4: getting back at their mates for flagrantly flouting their freedoms

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Speaker 4: Can't wait for that to happen. Really, really, surely Victorians

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Speaker 3: Us playing today.

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Speaker 6: We've got Brittany.

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Speaker 3: Brittany. The rules are simple. There are thirty seconds on

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Speaker 3: the clock.

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Speaker 6: You got to get ten questions right.

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Speaker 3: You can pass in any question and we have to

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Speaker 6: How we feeling, Britt, I'm feeling pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Perfect.

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Speaker 6: Let's crack into the quizz and if you're feeling good,

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Speaker 6: I'm feeling good for you.

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Speaker 4: Let's do it, Britt. So you got thirty seconds on

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Speaker 5: Are you ready?

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Speaker 9: I'm ready?

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Speaker 5: Okay, let's do it. What country is Billie Eilish from Australia?

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Speaker 5: What's the fourth letter of the alphabet?

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Speaker 15: See?

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Speaker 4: What does tomato sauce taste liked? What color is the

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Speaker 4: outside of a watermelon green? What's seven plus six.

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Speaker 15: Thirteen?

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Speaker 1: What's brought?

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Speaker 5: Is Novak Djokovic known for.

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Speaker 8: Basketball?

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Speaker 1: Who's the president of Russia?

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Speaker 16: Past?

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Speaker 4: What do you put in a toaster bread? How many

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Speaker 4: months have twenty eight days in them?

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Speaker 8: Twenty eight?

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Speaker 5: What's sound as a bandicot?

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Speaker 14: Mate?

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Speaker 3: Even with that last one, we haven't quite got there, Britt,

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Speaker 3: We haven't quite got there.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well, actually you did freeze on a few. I'm

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Speaker 3: No, Bank Djokovic is, of course a tennis plan on

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Speaker 3: How many months have twenty eight days in them? You

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Speaker 3: said you said twenty eight twenty eight months, it's twelve,

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Speaker 3: it's twelve, it's all of them.

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Speaker 9: Umm.

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Speaker 6: Else do we happy? The president of Russia is Vladimir Putin?

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Speaker 3: That's a good one for you to know. The poots?

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Speaker 3: And what country is Billie Eilish from? She's actually American.

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Speaker 3: He's American. Oh, she's got she's going to be love

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Speaker 3: before you go, I can ask you a question real quick? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: how important is the first kiss with someone?

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Speaker 17: Not the most important?

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Speaker 3: It's not the most important. What if what if someone

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Speaker 1: There there a corner they're gonna That is.

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Speaker 3: What I was worried about. I had a bit of

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Speaker 3: and I just feel like I want to talk about.

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Speaker 9: It with her.

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Speaker 6: I want to Well, I'll tell you new Squeeze. Let's

448
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,159
Speaker 6: not call them. Let's not call them.

449
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,800
Speaker 5: If you're on the freeway, look at that cars pulling over.

450
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,800
Speaker 4: My god, you thought we were in a crisis before

451
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:46,639
Speaker 4: and Australia now it's real trouble wide loss back off

452
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:47,200
Speaker 4: the market.

453
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Speaker 3: Please tell truth.

454
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Speaker 1: What are we going to do?

455
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 3: Please stop.

456
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,920
Speaker 5: We're gonna have an update with the Treasurer of Josh

457
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Speaker 5: Froidenberg right up next.

458
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Speaker 1: Well, let's get down to it. You're off the market, mate,

459
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,240
Speaker 1: what that? Let's happened?

460
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,639
Speaker 4: And I know there's been five hundred, six hundred suitors

461
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,119
Speaker 4: in the last month or so, there had to be one.

462
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 5: There had to be one.

463
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:11,880
Speaker 3: That is only one, completely incorrect and this is ill

464
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,440
Speaker 3: formed behavior from you early in the piece. But will

465
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Speaker 3: I did mean it was shocking behavior from you. This

466
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,240
Speaker 3: isn't true. Apologize about what.

467
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Speaker 6: I haven't been with five hundred people in the last month.

468
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Speaker 5: Let's get down to that.

469
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Speaker 4: God, Because last time we spoke about you and someone

470
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Speaker 4: on air, there was this woman called Joeline.

471
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Speaker 6: And yeah, I'd rather I'll get into it, but that

472
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:34,959
Speaker 6: hasn't worked out.

473
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Speaker 4: Okay, it's fine, you don't have to go into it.

474
00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:40,400
Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's kind of talking about

475
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:40,960
Speaker 4: the same woman.

476
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Speaker 3: No, so, actually, so I had a first kiss with

477
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Speaker 3: someone on the weekend just gone. He's being a little

478
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Speaker 3: bit of a train wreck. I'm going to be honest.

479
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Speaker 3: So she was over at my place.

480
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Speaker 5: We haven't got a name.

481
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Speaker 3: Her name is ann.

482
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Speaker 5: Oh okay, and that's actual name. You're not going with

483
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Speaker 5: a fat one.

484
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I'm going with your name this time. It

485
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:05,120
Speaker 6: gets to be amusing.

486
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 5: Giving just got a bit the I mean, the broth

487
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,159
Speaker 5: just got spiked a bit, didn't it.

488
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Speaker 1: I mean using her real name sounds legit.

489
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Speaker 3: So she was over at my house and I how

490
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Speaker 3: legit is this? What do you mean?

491
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Speaker 6: It's what's early days?

492
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,200
Speaker 3: I had the first kids on the weekend.

493
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Speaker 5: Just slow down.

494
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,720
Speaker 3: So we're trying to be like, we're trying.

495
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Speaker 14: To like her.

496
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Speaker 9: Do you like her?

497
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Speaker 1: Do you like her?

498
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Speaker 7: Well?

499
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm trying to be cool. Wow, we'll not

500
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Speaker 3: play that. Let's not play that because I'm trying to

501
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Speaker 3: be cool. Will you always tell me that I go

502
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 3: too hard too early?

503
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Speaker 5: And I do you fall way too hard, fall way

504
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 5: too hard, trying to be cool.

505
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Speaker 3: So I had a train wreck of the first kids.

506
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Speaker 3: Here's what happened with I've actually sorted out the mood

507
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 3: lighting in my house on your advice.

508
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 4: Which is a real issue before because they used to

509
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Speaker 4: come out under the fog lights. Yes, it was a

510
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Speaker 4: little bit like they were outside shaw Shank Prison.

511
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was, which is a bad environment for

512
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Speaker 3: a date. So I got a few lights from came out,

513
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,919
Speaker 3: a few of those floor lamp things from came out.

514
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Speaker 3: So it's looking really nice out there.

515
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Speaker 4: Perfect came out obviously nowhere else. Wouldn't have paid five

516
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Speaker 4: dollars more for anything in the house.

517
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Speaker 1: You know where you got them from?

518
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Speaker 3: No, of course I said, it was from a trendy

519
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 3: furnitures do. So it's a really warm light in there.

520
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 3: But I was still had the issue of sitting on

521
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,399
Speaker 3: the other side of the table from her, so there

522
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 3: was a table in between us. Anyway, she started telling

523
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Speaker 3: me a bit of an anecdote about a few burns

524
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Speaker 3: she'd received because she was killed cooking fish tacos.

525
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:19,439
Speaker 4: Sounds like a spicy day. We were exchanging cooking stories

526
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Speaker 4: from other side of the table.

527
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Speaker 3: It was a good story.

528
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Speaker 1: Good stories, you are shocking.

529
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Speaker 6: So she received a burn on her neck, and I

530
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 6: thought to myself, here we go, what do here we go?

531
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Speaker 3: She's she's saying she got a burn her neck, And

532
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 3: I said to her oh, I can't actually see that

533
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Speaker 3: burn from all the way over here on the other

534
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Speaker 3: side of the table. So I made that as my

535
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Speaker 3: move to get out, but unfortunately, when I got up,

536
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Speaker 3: I sort of whacked my knee on the table quite

537
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Speaker 3: aggressively and then sort of limped around the table. So

538
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 3: walked around the table, then leant over and was like, oh,

539
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Speaker 3: I can't really see the burn on your on your

540
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Speaker 3: neck here, and then just sort of moved my mouth

541
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Speaker 3: towards her mouth, and then she just started laughing, like

542
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 3: laughing in my face and then said, are you trying

543
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 3: to kiss me right now? Is that what you're trying

544
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 3: to do? And then I said, yeah, yeah, that was

545
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 3: my intention, and then she laughed again in my face.

546
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 3: And then I said, well, are you gonna just leave

547
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 3: me hanging here? Or are you gonna kiss me back?

548
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god, no, I said that.

549
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Speaker 4: How long did it take you to circumnavigate the kitchen

550
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Speaker 4: table after she showed you the tacopen?

551
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Speaker 11: Like a while?

552
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Speaker 3: Because I hit my knee on the table as well,

553
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Speaker 3: so it was I had to move a chair as well,

554
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Speaker 3: because I was a chair at the end of the

555
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,679
Speaker 3: table and seeing this. Yeah, but get this though, well,

556
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 3: when I said, are you gonna leave me hanging? Are

557
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:43,399
Speaker 3: you gonna kiss me? She kissed me. Having said that

558
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 3: it's obviously a pretty bad first kiss. So look what

559
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 3: i'd love to hear right now. Thirteen one oh sixty

560
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 3: five is our number? How important is the first kiss?

561
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 5: Because you're hoping it's not important?

562
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Speaker 3: Really, I'm really hoping it's not important because it really

563
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 3: couldn't have gone any worse. But I'm optimistic that Sorry.

564
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 4: But but before we go in it though, like, do

565
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 4: do you think that there was obviously some sort of

566
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,360
Speaker 4: an offer from her to be showing you a neck burn?

567
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,160
Speaker 5: Or is that was she just showing you a neckburn?

568
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 3: Do you think pretty sure she was just showing me

569
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 3: a next? I mean, if someone said to you, I've

570
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 3: received a burn on my neck, do you think that's hey,

571
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 3: get over here and kiss me.

572
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 1: I think definitely not the.

573
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Speaker 3: Only person.

574
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Speaker 1: You're just so keen. Yeah, she showed me the next

575
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: she's showing me the neck. I can go in for it.

576
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 3: How important do you think the first kiss is?

577
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 4: By the way, well, I would like to think, funnily enough,

578
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 4: if I think about my relationship, hopefully not that important

579
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 4: because my girl actually doesn't remember our first kiss.

580
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 5: So yeah, she doesn't remember it because happened at a

581
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,400
Speaker 5: music festival. I don't need to say much more.

582
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Speaker 3: Were you inspecting a neck burn when you went in

583
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Speaker 3: for it?

584
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,439
Speaker 1: No, no, not at all.

585
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Speaker 4: Actually I actually in my memory it was a beautiful play,

586
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 4: Like you know, it was much better story than yours,

587
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 4: a lot smoother than yours. But as I said, she

588
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 4: doesn't remember it at all, and we're in a successful

589
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 4: relationship now, would so that bodes.

590
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 1: Well for you?

591
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 4: Man?

592
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 5: Podcasting?

593
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 4: Now would you had the equivalent of Texas chainsaw massacre

594
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 4: of a first kiss?

595
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: But the sounds of things just a real shame? Have

596
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: you just tuning in?

597
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 4: Yes, it will obviously be announced in sco moo's press conference.

598
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 4: Very sure if it would he years off, back off

599
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 4: the market. I mean, he's the time back on the market.

600
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 5: Wasn't long?

601
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 17: Was it?

602
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 3: Well, hang on a second, like there has been there

603
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 3: has been some time in between, William.

604
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,199
Speaker 1: But it would have been people in between as well,

605
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Speaker 1: or we.

606
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Speaker 3: Just no, no, there haven't and it was it was

607
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 3: a first kiss on the weekend, so there has been there,

608
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 3: There has been time there. But yes, as you said,

609
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 3: it was it was Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The first kiss

610
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 3: she was she was talking about a burn on her

611
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 3: neck that she got that she sustained while she was

612
00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 3: cooking fish tacos.

613
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 5: Just sounds like a wild first date, doesn't it.

614
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,159
Speaker 3: It was good chat anyway. I saw that as an

615
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 3: opportunity to try and get over to her. I banged

616
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 3: my knee on a table, yeah, pushed on and then

617
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 3: just lean in while pretending to look at a burn.

618
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 3: And then she just laughed in my face. But you know,

619
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Speaker 3: then when I said, are you gonna leave me hanging?

620
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 3: Or are you going to kiss me? She kissed me.

621
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Speaker 6: So it sort of sounds like she was just sort

622
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 6: of feeling sorry for me.

623
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Speaker 3: But my question, will I'm thirteen one oh sixty five,

624
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 3: is you know how important is this first kiss? Because again,

625
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 3: it couldn't have gone worse for me? So does it

626
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 3: bode badly for any future? We got Gertrude here, Gertrude,

627
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 3: how important is the first skit, first kiss?

628
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Speaker 10: Well, it would have been fantastic.

629
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Speaker 1: We both puff it up and we both were ready

630
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Speaker 1: for it.

631
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Speaker 9: He was six foot two, I am five foot three,

632
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 9: and as he came down, I went.

633
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 15: On my chippy choes and head studded him.

634
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Speaker 9: No, so he ended up with a very fat lip.

635
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 4: So it betters it worked out, though, Gertrude, like, you know,

636
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 4: obviously bad first kiss's where's the relationship at?

637
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 1: Now?

638
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 13: What was the that was thirty plus years ago?

639
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 14: My love?

640
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 18: No, but it was just hilarious.

641
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: Oh good stuff.

642
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 4: For there you go.

643
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: What's thirty year marriage there with a shocking first kiss?

644
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 3: Optimistic? Optimistic?

645
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 6: Maybe maybe the worse the kiss is that, the better

646
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 6: the relationship is.

647
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 4: Well, it's a good story, isn't it. It's a good story,

648
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 4: Like it's a nice thing to be able to have

649
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 4: a laugh about in the future. We've got meya here

650
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 4: on thirty one or six y five. Maya first kiss?

651
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 4: How important is it to the relationship?

652
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 11: It's pretty important because it makes you feel special.

653
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 1: Sorry, may hell are you I'm thirteen?

654
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 3: Oh you're thirteen? Okay, appreciating advice from a thirteen year old,

655
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 3: so it's amazing. So Mayor you've had a first kiss before?

656
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 3: A sort of yeah, sort of yeah, okay, And you think,

657
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 3: based on this experience, it is very important?

658
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 8: Ah, yes, okay?

659
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 6: And you think you heard my story worried because you

660
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 6: know I was very embarrassing about it.

661
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Speaker 18: Oh my.

662
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 6: Okay, well I appreciate that vote of confidence, man, appreciate

663
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 6: it a lot.

664
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Speaker 5: We've got Darryl.

665
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Speaker 6: We got Darryl here on thirteen one o six five.

666
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Speaker 1: Darryl.

667
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Speaker 3: How important is the first kiss? Mate?

668
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 9: Hey?

669
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Speaker 11: Guys, look, I reckon it's not that important.

670
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Speaker 1: Hey, here we go.

671
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 11: Yeah, look my first kiss? I look at it was

672
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Speaker 11: beautiful end the start, the new light was shining. It

673
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Speaker 11: was beautiful. First kiss to Lenin, puck it up, and

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Speaker 11: then I sneezed all over her face. Kiss Not everywhere, mate,

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Speaker 11: not everywhere, beautif beautiful.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't that bad as a sneeze.

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Speaker 5: That's shocking.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's got a Nathan on thirteen one six five

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Speaker 3: Nathan M. What's is the first kiss important?

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Speaker 14: Mate?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: First kiss is very important. Guys. I'm to say this,

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Speaker 8: but it sounds like you're going down harder than the

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Speaker 8: Titanic in quicker format.

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Speaker 3: Appreciate it.

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Speaker 8: If you've got some time to back it up, you

687
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 8: need to, you need to do something to really be

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Speaker 8: spontaneous about it.

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Speaker 11: Mate.

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Speaker 3: So what do you think I should do? Okay, So again,

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Speaker 3: just to refresh everyone I've got, I've gone for a

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Speaker 3: shocking first kiss. I was pretending to inspect to burn

693
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Speaker 3: and just awkwardly said, Hey, I'm here to kiss you effectively, Nathan.

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Speaker 3: What would you do for the second kiss?

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Speaker 1: How do I?

696
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 3: How do I blow her away?

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Speaker 9: Right?

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00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 8: I like, do the dinner whole thing again and then

699
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 8: take some wine, sit on the couch and talk about

700
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Speaker 8: something completely in touch with your feelings and then probably

701
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Speaker 8: move in like that. That's that would be my way,

702
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 8: So you'd be right.

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Speaker 6: So Buttle say something about mys.

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Speaker 16: And you're in for two plus two eagles Wark. We've

705
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Speaker 16: got a new lesond over. Jeez, make sure you save

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Speaker 16: his number casting over there. That is that is that's

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Speaker 16: a second podcasting now.

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Speaker 4: Right now, you and I have an exclusive opportunity for

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Speaker 4: a very small part of Australia to stitch up the

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Speaker 4: rest of Australia.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the Victorians will.

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Speaker 7: While Victorians are stuck in Stage four restrictions, the rest

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Speaker 7: of Australia is free. So let's put a smile on

714
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 7: those Victorians faces and stitch up those freedom flaunting flogs

715
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 7: because Victorians ah bitter.

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00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 3: We feel bad for the Victorians. They're in Stage four

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00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 3: lockdown right now, while the west of Australia is free.

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Speaker 5: Basically, William, the toughest lockdowns in the world, mate.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is still the toughest in the world.

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Speaker 4: I think currently there's not many other people who are

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Speaker 4: under the same restrictions as Victoria is under.

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Speaker 5: That's exactly right.

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Speaker 3: So we're trying to put a smile on their dials,

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Speaker 3: William by basically stitching out the rest of Australia.

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Speaker 6: Today, we actually have our panel up Joel.

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Speaker 5: Don't dad, do you give yourself an applaud.

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Speaker 3: You're a Victorian?

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Speaker 17: Yeah, and I would like to stitch up some of

729
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Speaker 17: my friends from my old hometown in Darwin. Normally they

730
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 17: all travel down to Victoria and we go to one

731
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Speaker 17: of the biggest footy matches of the year at the MCG.

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Speaker 17: One hundred thousand people, ten blokes. The game has been

733
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 17: moved up to Darwin, so I'm literally the only person

734
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Speaker 17: missing out ongoing to the Dreamtime game.

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Speaker 3: So I'm spilled and they're fling your face, Joe. Absolutely.

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Speaker 17: Over the weekend we're in a chat group organizing who's

737
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 17: picking up the tickets? You know, where are they meeting

738
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 17: up before the game And I'm just sitting there, you know,

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Speaker 17: seeing every single message in my Stage four restricted house.

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Speaker 3: It's tough. It's really tough. So how do you want

741
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Speaker 3: to get him back, Joe?

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Speaker 17: I think if we like maybe called him up while

743
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Speaker 17: he was at work, caught him off guard. I've got

744
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 17: his work phone number, and maybe said there's been some

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00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 17: issues with some of the tickets. I think they're only

746
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Speaker 17: letting in five thousand people at the game. So maybe

747
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Speaker 17: if we just made him almost make.

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Speaker 1: It sweat on that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sweat on that of it. Yeah, I'm going

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Speaker 5: to make that happen.

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Speaker 4: But you know, I mean, like, if you're someone who's

752
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Speaker 4: never been able to go to that game, and you're

753
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 4: an Essence supporter, you're dying to go to that game.

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Speaker 5: It's your first chance ever to go to that game.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you can imagine he'd do a lot of

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Speaker 4: things to make sure that his ticket doesn't get taken

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Speaker 4: off him.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, he would jump through fire, this guy because he's

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Speaker 17: a diehard supporter of the team and he doesn't he

760
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Speaker 17: can literally go down the road to see them play

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Speaker 17: for the first time.

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Speaker 5: Amazing. All right, Well, look on the other side, he's

763
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Speaker 5: going to be jumping through fire on live radio.

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Speaker 4: So I'm looking forward to this. Everybody else should be

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Speaker 4: as well, if you're a Victorian out there. I mean,

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Speaker 4: this is the great part about this segment, Woods is

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Speaker 4: on the one hand, yes we stitch up people in

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Speaker 4: other states outside of Victoria, but if you are in

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Speaker 4: another state, this should just be a hurt to hear

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Speaker 4: somebody embarrass themselves vigorously on the radio. And if you're

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Speaker 4: in Victoria, you're in stage four restrictions. Hopefully this puts

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Speaker 4: a bit of a smile and your die with posting now, Woods,

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Speaker 4: we thought that we'd put our heads together and try

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Speaker 4: and help out Victoria. Obviously, run a Victoria in stage

775
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 4: four restrictions and there's a shocking time to be there,

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00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 4: there's no doubt about that. Mental health reasons, jobs, the works.

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Speaker 4: It absolutely stinks. So we are here to try and

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Speaker 4: help you guys smile down in Victoria by stitching up

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Speaker 4: some of the people in the other states. By the way,

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Speaker 4: if you want to get around this, please dms on Instagram, Facebook,

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00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 4: whatever it is you've got a mate who's rubbing it

782
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 4: in your face that they're not restricted and they're living

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Speaker 4: in another state, please let us know, because right now

784
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 4: we're here to help you, Victoria, because we know you're bitter.

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Speaker 7: Well, Victorians are stuck in Stage four restrictions and the

786
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 7: rest of Australia is free. So let's put a smile

787
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 7: on those Victorians faces and stitch up those freedom flaunting

788
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,720
Speaker 7: vlogs because Victorians ah bitter.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's great stuff. By the way, see you be

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Speaker 4: if you're not listening. I mean, gee, whiz, doesn't that

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00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 4: stink of a sponsorship.

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Speaker 3: Please send us this labor are using your name.

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Speaker 4: We've got before we go already given away our cards.

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00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 4: We should have done the deal before we made the segment.

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Speaker 3: Damn before the card car.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, our button bush of Joel, a button bush

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00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 4: of Joel has told us that his mates in Darwin

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Speaker 4: are flaunching their freedoms up there, Joel, you're furious about this.

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Speaker 4: They're going to this big game on Saturday night. It's

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Speaker 4: the Essen and Bombers versus the Richmond Tigers. They're playing

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Speaker 4: the game in Darwin. Obviously it can't happen down at

802
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Speaker 4: the MCG in Melbourne. And you reckon your mate's got tickets.

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00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 4: He would literally walk over hot coals for these tickets.

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00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 4: And if somebody from the football club called him to

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00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 4: tell him that the tickets were getting taken off his hands.

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00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 5: He would do anything to stop that from happening. I'm

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Speaker 5: a bit of Victorian.

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Speaker 17: Please help stitch up my mate, George. He's a die

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00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 17: hard Bombs supporter. He will do anything to keep his tickets.

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Speaker 5: Huge amazing.

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Speaker 4: All right, well I'm gonna call him some ca Hoddle

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00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 4: from the football club. Nice voice, thanks very much, and

813
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,240
Speaker 4: let's watch this monkey dance everyone. If everyone down in Victoria,

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00:36:55,680 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 4: this is for you, Oh George Seeking, Why there that mister?

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Speaker 4: Yes Hoddle here calling from the SNA Football Club.

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Speaker 5: How are you going?

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Speaker 15: Yeah, not too bad?

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Speaker 18: Thank yourself.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm good. You have you got a minute?

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Speaker 15: Yeah?

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Speaker 14: Sure.

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Speaker 5: Just must be pretty happy about the fact you can

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Speaker 5: go to the game this weekend.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, absolutely.

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Speaker 12: Now look, we've actually oversold the tickets to the Sena

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Speaker 12: and Richmond game this weekend. So look, both clubs have

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Speaker 12: agreed to bump down their ticketing sales by five hundred

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Speaker 12: people at each club, which bring the title down by

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Speaker 12: one thousand. Now look, we want to keep our best

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Speaker 12: supporters in the house. We're actually calling every single one

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Speaker 12: of our fans who have bought tickets, but we do

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Speaker 12: really want to put a little bit of an emphasis

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Speaker 12: on having the biggest fans in the house.

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Speaker 1: And do you do you know all the words of

835
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Speaker 1: the song? Not not fully.

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00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 3: Enough fully by the.

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Speaker 14: Obviously it's a bit a bit awkward.

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Speaker 1: And I'm at the office.

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Speaker 5: If you just give me a little bit of your

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Speaker 5: best condition, that'd be awesome.

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00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 18: Oh so see the bomb and fly up to when

842
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 18: the premiership played, the boys play this great old game

843
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 18: and I'll wait through, I think to glory and saying.

844
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Speaker 12: Perfect, Yep, that's awesome. Yeah, that's that's that's that's absolutely

845
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 12: the only one I got here? Is your best sledge,

846
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 12: like Dustin Martin's just done something to go.

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Speaker 15: For Probably can't say something actually, but is probably your

848
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Speaker 15: bloody or the defen mappet is probably a decent one

849
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Speaker 15: that would come out of my mouth.

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Speaker 14: Buddy a partner George, Yes, not coming mate, man man.

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00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 15: But that's good.

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00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 12: That's good for the hypthetical. So let's say that your

853
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 12: wife comes here, says, you know, she she's pregnant. You like,

854
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 12: you stay at home and you know, skip the game?

855
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 18: What what?

856
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 17: What?

857
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 5: What would you say to her?

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00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 15: Oh? Well, I'll basically be telling her that, well, this

859
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 15: is the traditional trip that you know I dreamed, Tom

860
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 15: is what we've been going down for the last five

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00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 15: is it's in down to see it. So there's no way,

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00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 15: you know, I'll be skipping this opportunity to seem in down.

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00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 5: There's no way you stick around after the announcement of

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00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 5: the birth of your child.

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Speaker 8: Well that's a hard one, okay, George.

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Speaker 4: It's around these times I should tell you that I'm

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Speaker 4: good mines with Joel Gelding.

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Speaker 5: I'm on, Will.

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00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,879
Speaker 3: Can you just give us that song again?

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00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:36,720
Speaker 18: George, I totally believe and you Sicket.

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00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 5: Did a good old fashioned Victorian revenge. We're stinging it

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00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 5: up down here and you get to go to the

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00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:43,399
Speaker 5: footy mate.

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00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 14: I get some of that, thanks mate.

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00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: And you know, Victorians.

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00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 3: See what you're hearing.

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