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Speaker 1: Need a lift.

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Speaker 2: It's Will and Woody Wards. Cockup of the day goes

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Speaker 2: to the Dutch Police force. No, it started out as

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Speaker 2: quite a serious, serious incident at the Amsterdam International Airport,

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Speaker 2: also known as Skippole.

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Speaker 3: Dutch police are right now investigating a major security alert

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Speaker 3: at Amsterdam's Skipole Airport. The heavily armed officers are looking

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Speaker 3: at what they're calling a suspicious situation on border plane.

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Speaker 3: The early reports online are suggesting that this is either

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Speaker 3: some sort of hostage or hijack situation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds like pretty hectic stuff. Turns out the pilot

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Speaker 2: just fell asleep and accidentally pressed a button. So yeah,

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Speaker 2: woke up, full full police force there, the anti anti

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Speaker 2: terrorist guys are there, of course, Prime ministers there.

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Speaker 4: Can I be honest, you can, I tell you something

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Speaker 4: quite honestly. I just don't think and I'm sorry if

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Speaker 4: I'm offending anyone here. But these days with planes it's

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Speaker 4: so autolo and stuff as well. I have I have

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Speaker 4: heard that apparently it just take you just take the

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Speaker 4: thing off and hit a button. Yeah, and then you

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Speaker 4: can for sight. And that's why this this pilot was

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Speaker 4: asleep because your bloody can you got one job, mate?

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Speaker 4: Just stay awakes. His one job is to hit the

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Speaker 4: autopip button. He hit the wrong button. What a moron?

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Speaker 2: Yah? Yeah yeah. So So one of the reasons I

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Speaker 2: brought this story up with you is because I knew

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Speaker 2: that you felt quite passionately about have spoken about autopil

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Speaker 2: and I want to be a part. You'd love to

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Speaker 2: be a pilot I called Jetsta because apparently you just

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Speaker 2: get up in the air press the autopart button away

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Speaker 2: you go.

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Speaker 4: I want to do a show where it was flying

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Speaker 4: your home with Woody and I was going to be

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Speaker 4: in a plane anyway, Oh, you need to be a pilot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a button, yeah yeah, yeah, And look flying

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Speaker 2: your home it's still very reality in the future. But

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Speaker 2: I want to get down to this thing where you

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Speaker 2: think that it'll be easy to be a part, because

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Speaker 2: I think it'd be bloody hard. And I think, more importantly,

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Speaker 2: there are so many buttons which would be really hard

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Speaker 2: not to depress. If you've seen a cockpit, like the

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Speaker 2: amount of buttons that are in.

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Speaker 4: There, but they've got labels on it, like a LT

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Speaker 4: that's aitute.

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, so I thought you'd say that as well.

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Speaker 2: So there's no alt button. Are you talking about the

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Speaker 2: old button on a keyboard.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm beating a cockpit et petrol.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So, so what I want to do now?

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Speaker 2: Because you're so confident about this, I knew you'd be

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Speaker 2: confident about this. I'm glad you still are. We have

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Speaker 2: a desk with a lot of buttons on it in

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Speaker 2: the studio. Yes, there'd be like hundreds of buttons on

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Speaker 2: that thing, and normally that's our button push a Maddi

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Speaker 2: Carr's job to make sure that the ship continues sailing.

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Speaker 2: We're going to go to a song and on the

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Speaker 2: other side, all I want you to do, mate, given

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Speaker 2: how easy it is to be a pilot, given how

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Speaker 2: easy it is to find that autopilot button, I want

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Speaker 2: you to go behind the desk that we've got here,

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Speaker 2: and you're you're only going to have one job. You're

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Speaker 2: just going to have to press the button to take

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Speaker 2: us to ads.

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Speaker 4: So we can't we can't we come back from a song.

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Speaker 4: We'll go to a song and then we come back

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Speaker 4: on air.

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Speaker 2: And then on the other side will come back on

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Speaker 2: air our button push and medic car will walk away

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Speaker 2: from the desk. You'll stand behind the desk and then

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Speaker 2: you just have to it's the button to take us

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Speaker 2: to ads and then we adds. There's a button called AD.

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Speaker 2: There's not. No, there's not.

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Speaker 4: But I've watched I've watched this guy.

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Speaker 2: You've said it a lot. Look, it should be easy

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Speaker 2: for you. The catch twenty two is that I've rigged

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Speaker 2: up the other buttons on the desk that if you

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Speaker 2: press any other button on the desk apart from the

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Speaker 2: AD button, it will play something about you that you

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Speaker 2: don't want other people to hear. That's not fair. That's

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Speaker 2: not fair. I'll give you a quick example.

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Speaker 4: No, that's not fair. That's not fair, because I was

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Speaker 4: going to start smattering buttons as you know, I know,

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Speaker 4: as you well know.

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Speaker 2: To stop you from from mashing the keypad with your hand.

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Speaker 2: This is an example of the sort of thing that

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Speaker 2: will play if you press the wrong button.

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Speaker 1: Woody steals from listeners price packs before they get sent out.

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Speaker 4: Oh now, hang on, it's only having on a couple

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Speaker 4: of occasions, and we all do it.

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Speaker 2: No, don't we Our button push and Maddica, who normally

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Speaker 2: runs the banet here, he's going to step away from

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Speaker 2: the desk and what's going to happen here? Guys? Is

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Speaker 2: would he to take us to the ad break? All

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Speaker 2: Woods needs to do is press one button. There's only

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Speaker 2: one button on the decks that will take us to

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Speaker 2: the ads. It's not labeled, and I don't think you

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Speaker 2: have any idea which button that is. Welcome on board everyone,

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Speaker 2: it's going to be in control of the plant, all right,

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Speaker 2: this is fun of you. Okay, well you haven't pressed

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Speaker 2: it yet, Well you do, and you don't. What I've

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Speaker 2: done as well, just because I know that you're a

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Speaker 2: dead set chance of destroying the whole station with one button,

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Speaker 2: has had a good chat to the technicians. Every single

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Speaker 2: button is actually rigged up to a sound effect which

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Speaker 2: will play something embarrassing about you.

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Speaker 4: That shouldn't be a problem, though, will because I will

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Speaker 4: be able to find this button.

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Speaker 2: So whenever you're ready, all you need to do is

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Speaker 2: just press the button to take us to ads. Otherwise

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Speaker 2: an embarrassing sound effect will play about you if you

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Speaker 2: press the wrong.

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Speaker 4: All right, well no bitu ORFLLL, farewell, here come the ads.

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Speaker 1: Wood He preaches being environmentally friendly, but recently cleaned his

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Speaker 1: entire apartment floor using three packs of wet wipes.

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Speaker 4: Incorrect. It was one pack and I felt very guilty

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Speaker 4: after and since I.

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Speaker 2: Had filthy floors.

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Speaker 4: Will so get your facts right. I do care about

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Speaker 4: the environment. I have used a plastic bag for.

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Speaker 2: They're not they're not just you know, they're not degradeable,

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Speaker 2: degradable at all.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, yes, and I reused them. I reused them.

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Speaker 4: I what's move on?

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Speaker 2: The only one button will get you out of this? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I know. Okay.

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Speaker 1: After a big night in Sydney Wood he ended up

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Speaker 1: in a Menaja twirl with two actresses from neighbors.

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Speaker 4: Wooh wow wow really yeah really wow. Well you were

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Speaker 4: there as well.

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Speaker 2: These are getting worse. You were there, I was, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that makes me seem bad. But what No, I wasn't.

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Speaker 2: Yes you were anyway, we're.

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Speaker 4: Both in this now. The button. Uh and and by

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Speaker 4: the way, sorry, just clear the air.

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Speaker 2: Just clear the air.

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Speaker 4: That didn't happen. Event didn't ever know just because we didn't.

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Speaker 4: We just had a sauna together.

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Speaker 2: You had a steam room in our bathroom, which you

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Speaker 2: created by turning on all the hot taps in the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: Goes against the environment.

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Speaker 2: Again, I know.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Now I'll get better at that. Here we go,

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Speaker 4: there it.

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Speaker 1: Is after office Christmas party. Would he made out with

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Speaker 1: an engaged woman?

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Speaker 4: Now, that's that's that's very not true. That is not

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Speaker 4: because she was on a break. For starters, she was

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Speaker 4: on a break. And then no, people need to hear

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Speaker 4: this because you keep bringing this up and it's it's

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Speaker 4: appalling for my you know, general standing in the community.

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Speaker 4: She was on a she was on a significant, significant break.

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Speaker 4: And I actually know much about the back.

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Speaker 2: I think you need to focus on the button because

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Speaker 2: that this is these I know these get worse.

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Speaker 4: That's not true, though worse than that.

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Speaker 2: Well, there are some uncovered ones that are worse.

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Speaker 4: Well, so her large to the new hed from Carl's well.

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Speaker 1: Done for ads, just kidding. As a teenager Wood he

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Speaker 1: used to get turned on by using a pull up bar.

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Speaker 4: That one is true. I probably can't explain that because yeah,

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Speaker 4: you don't want to write on that one. Ten If it

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Speaker 4: wasn't a pull up bar, it was monkey bars. If

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Speaker 4: we have to be specific and get that one in

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Speaker 4: the podcast Ourheart Radio, I'll give you all. But that

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Speaker 4: was its super weird. That was super weird. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 4: mat where's the button?

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Speaker 2: Because this is getting pretty bad. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Over the past few months, wood he has been dating

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Speaker 1: a well known no no no, no no no.

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Speaker 2: He's well known. See what you're hearing. Find us on

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Speaker 2: Instagram and Facebook search Will and Woody