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Speaker 2: On the cutting room floor, everyone's talking about the priceless

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Speaker 4: The Louver.

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Speaker 1: You said it this morning that in a way, there's

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Speaker 1: some sort of fascination for the bad guy here, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: It does sound like a movie, very brazen. Nine point

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Speaker 1: thirty in the morning. The louver was open when these

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Speaker 1: priceless things were stolen. I think one of Napoleon's wife's crowns,

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Speaker 1: a heavily bejeweled piece, was found on the side of

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Speaker 1: that on the way past. But at the time when

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Speaker 1: we've recorded this, no more information about who they were

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Speaker 1: or exactly how they did it. It's quite extraordinary.

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Speaker 2: You often wonder about you see those stories, you know,

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Speaker 2: Ocean's Eleven and All the Jewels, heis Itaian Job, all

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Speaker 2: those great movies, and there is you're always rooting for

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Speaker 2: the bad guy who's stealing the jewels.

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Speaker 4: So in a way, when this actually.

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Speaker 2: Happens in real life, you think, can people pull this

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Speaker 4: But it's easier than you think, and you remember.

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Speaker 1: Me see than you think.

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Speaker 4: Well, I reckon.

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Speaker 2: These guys, for example, were very professional. But Scott Taylor,

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Speaker 2: we've had Scott on the show before and this is

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Speaker 5: A couple of quick thoughts because obviously we've just heard

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Speaker 5: about the robbery that's occurred at the Loop. They're formula

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Speaker 5: daylight operation that occurred there illustrates a number of principles

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Speaker 5: and things that I share with my clients Regularly. People

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Speaker 5: with bad intent look at your site a different way

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Speaker 5: than you do.

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Speaker 4: Whilst we may.

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Speaker 5: Look, especially if you're a service type area or the

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Speaker 5: different type of structures that we have, we look a

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Speaker 5: like loading docks and whatever. I do walk arounds with

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Speaker 5: my clients for checking their sites, and then I say, okay,

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Speaker 5: let's talk about American Ninja Warrior and about for platforming

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Speaker 5: and these are the things. Now, let's do another walk around,

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Speaker 5: and they always find out new things about their sites.

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 5: The thing is, we've had some priceless Napoleonic jewels being

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Speaker 5: they were within two hundred and fifty meters of the

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Speaker 5: Mona Lisa. Now they've taken some I think emerald soded

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Speaker 5: crown which was Napoleon's Napoleon's wife, and your Princess Eugenia,

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Speaker 5: Empress Eugenie that's been stolen as well. And the thing

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Speaker 5: how we do this things, how we manage these things,

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Speaker 5: the combination of hardware, software and wetware, they're the things

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Speaker 5: security and safety of our sites. Now what I mean

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Speaker 1: Who's going to buy these incredibly specific and precious jewels.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they've got to go into the dark web.

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Speaker 1: The dark web. I just want to say this, if

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Speaker 4: I swapped a surf ski for this. Everybody's and a

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Speaker 2: So what she wanted was like, you know k pop,

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Speaker 2: Dad thought that she met Korean party. So he's looking

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Speaker 4: But he's gone North Korea to the dictator.

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Speaker 1: And so what was would she have a cake.

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Speaker 2: I think kids would be happy with having a North

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Speaker 4: Pop, is it? No? No, no, no, it's it's dictator stuff.

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Speaker 4: But that's what happens.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to say every word that comes into

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And that's what happens. I do it my daughter regularly.

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Speaker 2: What do you I just thinks like that where you

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Speaker 1: because I love baking. To make their birthday cake. Yes,

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Speaker 1: And then as they got older and got more specific

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Speaker 1: You said you have to make your child's own cake.

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Speaker 1: So you said you'd make a Shrek cake. And this

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Speaker 4: I pult a cease and desist because the likeness.

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Speaker 2: Was so uncanny, and you didn't know me that well

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Speaker 4: This was like two things.

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Speaker 2: Shrek cake, and I remember making it with my daughter Romany,

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Speaker 2: But that made Shrek's mouth and my life for his nose,

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Speaker 2: It looked dreadful, and Romany was so sweet she said,

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Speaker 2: you know, apparently the Disney people are upset this likeness is.

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Speaker 1: So I felt terrible because I thought you've out shown me.

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Speaker 1: And that's not fair because I loved baking. You didn't

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Speaker 1: Remember we went to the Sydney Royal Is to show

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Speaker 1: and I've loved that ever since.

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Speaker 2: Do you pretty sure they said your cake was dry?

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Speaker 1: Books, I know, no, my krabby patty, are you crazy?

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Speaker 4: Has anyone seen Matt Preston lately?

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Speaker 1: No, No, where's he emailing a bit festy?

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Speaker 7: Hey, hey, everybody, here's some more Jelsey and a mana's

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Speaker 4: Hey, Hey, hey, are you ready for? The man are

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Speaker 2: We had such a full show we couldn't get round

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Speaker 1: We're talking about conspiracy theories. The whole world is rife

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Speaker 1: I'd heard most of them, but a couple of really

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Speaker 1: them with you. The first one, You know, we often

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Speaker 1: time travel thanks to a Rubik's cube. Have a listen

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Speaker 7: Rubics cue has been solved faster and faster every year

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Speaker 7: they can solve it in negative time, enabling people to

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Speaker 4: The maker of the Rubic scube.

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Speaker 7: Totael intends to use that to travel back in time

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Speaker 7: to when they manufactured them, and the ones that they've

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Speaker 4: The problem with this is.

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Speaker 7: It's great for capitalism, but that additional weight of all

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Speaker 7: those ruby scubes will shatter the Earth's mantle, causing the

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Speaker 4: So our solution is we're going to create the world.

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Speaker 7: Bucks cube, which is a lightweight alternative to the rubic scube.

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Speaker 7: That lower weight might not chatter to your spantle, and

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Speaker 7: time before matel get the roob scubes, go back to

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Speaker 7: the Jurassic era, put them in space and they'll replace.

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Speaker 4: The meteor etc. Sounds it sounds legit.

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Speaker 1: How can a dinosaur t rex to a rubic scube

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Speaker 1: It doesn't have the arms.

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Speaker 4: Can't do it. But also if I can't smoke, that's

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Speaker 4: a good sign if you were going market.

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Speaker 1: It fight really long fight, No maybe a hookah if

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Speaker 1: why would you only go back in time to resell

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Speaker 1: your Rubik's cubes. Wouldn't you go back in time to

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Speaker 1: the incredible inventions. Wouldn't you go back in time and

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Speaker 1: you can resell to the same people Rubik's cube be hard.

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Speaker 4: Did you see that movie yesterday with the Beatles songs?

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Speaker 2: Yes, So that's a young fella has an accident at

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Speaker 2: the same time as a worldwide blackout, and for some

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Speaker 2: reason in this alter turn universe, the Beatles don't exist,

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Speaker 2: and he's the only person that is aware of that.

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Speaker 4: He's a musician.

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Speaker 2: But then he starts writing Beatles songs like he starts

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Speaker 2: because he discovers that his friends don't.

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Speaker 4: Know who the better. I understand in a way. But

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Speaker 4: He had to come up with the lyrics and stuff

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Speaker 1: What's it to do with Rubik's Cubes?

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Speaker 2: And that's exactly what you're saying. If you went back,

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Speaker 2: you might not have the wherewithal to invent the Rubik's Cube.

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Speaker 2: You might go back in time again. I've got this

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Speaker 2: idea for this puzzle, but you don't have the mechanical skill.

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Speaker 1: No, they're saying. What they're saying is that the Rubik's

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Speaker 1: Cute people will go back for the sole purpose of

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Speaker 1: reselling you a Rubik's cub all over again.

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Speaker 4: I was going through the yesterday principle of that.

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Speaker 1: No, right, what about the Okay, let's move on from.

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Speaker 4: There was a time machine and the Rubi's Cube people went.

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Speaker 1: Back in time to sell us all Rubik's Cue.

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Speaker 4: It could be anyone. That could be the car people.

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Speaker 1: It could be. But then if you were the Rubik's

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Speaker 1: Cue people, why don't you go back in time and

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Speaker 4: I wish I could go back in time for this.

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Speaker 1: See I've got more. I've got more. What about this

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Speaker 1: conspiracy theory? What listen to this? What if the asteroid

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Speaker 1: are the aliens? Wow, this is what this conspiracy theory says.

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Speaker 1: Sixty five million years ago, we were still playing rock set.

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Speaker 4: You know, I look at you, and I've always wondered

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Speaker 1: And now I know because I'm fun to dance with.

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Speaker 4: On the cutting room floor today, I came across.

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Speaker 1: A woman talking about something that her fiance boyfriend I

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Speaker 4: Are there some modern these days?

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Speaker 1: The kids just you know, she finds it absolutely disgusting.

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Speaker 1: And when I hear her talk about it, and I'll

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Speaker 1: your princess, how bad is it? Anyway? She is a

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Speaker 8: Fiance has a pillow that is so horribly disgusting that

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Speaker 6: This man has no pimples on his face laying on

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Speaker 4: I have no clue how. I can't wash it.

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Speaker 6: I can't put the pillow case on it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 6: I think he's had this thing since the dawn of time. Okay,

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Speaker 6: I don't think you're.

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Speaker 1: Ready, but okay, what is this?

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Speaker 8: This is absolutely disgusting, and it's his favorite. He's like,

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Speaker 8: oh my gosh, it's cool on both sides, as hapsy

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Speaker 4: It looks terrible.

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Speaker 1: You think it's not going to be as bad as

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Speaker 1: It's awful. The comments underneath are funny. Is that a

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Speaker 1: Civil War bandage? Someone says it's cold? Because it's a mold.

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Speaker 1: Someone else says, was he birthed on it?

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Speaker 5: Is?

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Speaker 1: That why he's so attached to it? Is he had

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Speaker 4: What's those little scene speaking of?

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Speaker 1: That's just the seams of the pillar.

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, it's brown.

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Speaker 1: It is brown, and it doesn't have a pillow case

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Speaker 4: I think there's people sleeping rough with better pillows than that.

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Speaker 1: Yes. Is Remember the first time Melanie came to stay

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got my spine leaves one with the ridges.

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Speaker 4: It's got these ridges like a smith's chip.

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Speaker 1: Do the ridges go on the top of the bottom?

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Speaker 4: Now the ridges go on the top? What's the point

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Speaker 1: Well, what's the point of it on the.

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Speaker 4: Top, Because your spine molds into it and there's this little.

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Speaker 1: Stoopy outbite and a shark bite.

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Speaker 2: And you slot your neck into it. And I don't

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Speaker 2: want to be like Stevie Nicks. Did you hear about

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Speaker 2: Stevie Nicks? When she goes on tour, she.

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Speaker 1: Takes all the cocaine that.

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Speaker 4: Someone blows it up a bomb. Apparently she brings her

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Speaker 1: So you're staying in a hotel, do you put the

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Speaker 4: That that bed with hers, with her mattress.

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Speaker 1: Oh, come on, I know, what's Stevie Nicks? Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: what if she's your mate, she just comes over a

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Speaker 4: Oh come, excuse me, where's the suitor fed and your mattress?

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Speaker 2: But yeah, it's I went away for the weekend and

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Speaker 4: Bad pillow. Slept on a bad pillow, I know.

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Speaker 1: And some hotels are so high. I stay in a

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Speaker 1: My mother's cousin was a physiotherapist, and so when we

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Speaker 1: you know, so it was.

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Speaker 4: Less high, Oh, like a reduced volume pillow.

439
00:20:43,244 --> 00:20:46,204
Speaker 2: Well, yes, yeah, No, half cut down pillows makes no

440
00:20:46,364 --> 00:20:48,924
Speaker 2: sense because what you're talking about is that it was cut.

441
00:20:49,324 --> 00:20:52,484
Speaker 1: A long ways. Not so it was like cutting up

442
00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:54,044
Speaker 1: a sandwich. It was cut a long way.

443
00:20:54,444 --> 00:20:56,164
Speaker 4: What I mean it wasn't cut in half, so it

444
00:20:56,244 --> 00:20:56,964
Speaker 4: was a thin pillow.

445
00:20:57,204 --> 00:20:57,563
Speaker 7: It was.

446
00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:03,283
Speaker 4: It's it's about it's about the stuffing of the pillow.

447
00:21:04,044 --> 00:21:06,644
Speaker 1: So the pillow was a foamish one, so there wasn't

448
00:21:06,644 --> 00:21:07,244
Speaker 1: any stuffing.

449
00:21:07,284 --> 00:21:10,684
Speaker 4: It was time, Yeah, like armies, just something.

450
00:21:11,004 --> 00:21:14,244
Speaker 1: No, did you have big downy pillows when you were kids?

451
00:21:15,564 --> 00:21:18,684
Speaker 1: A good lord foot roy. No, it was a foam

452
00:21:18,764 --> 00:21:20,044
Speaker 1: like a ton teine arrangement.

453
00:21:20,284 --> 00:21:22,324
Speaker 4: The tone, what about that?

454
00:21:22,924 --> 00:21:24,884
Speaker 1: And because of that, apparently it was supposed to help

455
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:25,724
Speaker 1: our growing necks.

456
00:21:26,924 --> 00:21:29,244
Speaker 2: I saw a taby from human nature one day, just

457
00:21:29,284 --> 00:21:32,164
Speaker 2: walking through the shopping center with a shopping trolley and

458
00:21:32,964 --> 00:21:36,043
Speaker 2: just a single town telly.

459
00:21:36,764 --> 00:21:39,724
Speaker 1: You have to buy pillows people do? Maybe thought it

460
00:21:39,804 --> 00:21:42,324
Speaker 1: was an enormous What are those fruit pillow biscuits?

461
00:21:43,044 --> 00:21:46,284
Speaker 4: Spicy pillow? I never liked them old lady biscuits.

462
00:21:46,364 --> 00:21:48,364
Speaker 1: Maybe he thought that was one of those, a really

463
00:21:48,484 --> 00:21:48,843
Speaker 1: big one.

464
00:21:48,924 --> 00:21:50,884
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about the spicy fruit.

465
00:21:50,964 --> 00:21:53,004
Speaker 1: I don't like them, but I don't like a mince pie.

466
00:21:53,204 --> 00:21:54,164
Speaker 4: What about a granita?

467
00:21:55,164 --> 00:21:55,604
Speaker 1: What's in that?

468
00:21:56,204 --> 00:22:00,084
Speaker 4: It's got there? It's got like a pace and I

469
00:22:00,204 --> 00:22:02,204
Speaker 4: was it's got some sort of fluid on it.

470
00:22:02,284 --> 00:22:04,324
Speaker 1: Makes it a terrible pillow.

471
00:22:24,204 --> 00:22:26,323
Speaker 2: On the cutting room floor today. This is the stuff

472
00:22:26,324 --> 00:22:27,964
Speaker 2: that we couldn't get around to on the show. But

473
00:22:28,044 --> 00:22:30,164
Speaker 2: it's so good we need to find a place for it.

474
00:22:30,404 --> 00:22:30,523
Speaker 5: You know.

475
00:22:30,644 --> 00:22:33,204
Speaker 1: We've talked a lot about competitions recently, like the Australian

476
00:22:33,244 --> 00:22:37,324
Speaker 1: woman who won the porridge Making International Porridge Making competition

477
00:22:37,844 --> 00:22:40,164
Speaker 1: over in Scotland. I think it was she made the

478
00:22:40,244 --> 00:22:43,044
Speaker 1: porridge and added some wattle seed, very Australian kinds of things,

479
00:22:43,204 --> 00:22:47,644
Speaker 1: then put it in a jaffle. Yeah, toasted sandwich beautiful.

480
00:22:47,724 --> 00:22:51,044
Speaker 1: But what about this? In Vegas they have a full

481
00:22:51,124 --> 00:22:56,884
Speaker 1: blown cleaning competition. It's the annual Housekeeping Olympics. This is

482
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Speaker 1: where teams from hotels, hospitals and facilities battle it out

483
00:23:01,364 --> 00:23:04,084
Speaker 1: in a series of high energy cleaning challenges.

484
00:23:04,244 --> 00:23:06,164
Speaker 4: Right, what are they doing? What are the sort of

485
00:23:06,244 --> 00:23:06,964
Speaker 4: things that they're doing?

486
00:23:07,204 --> 00:23:10,323
Speaker 1: Well, it's like the Super Bowl of I guess there's mops,

487
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:14,084
Speaker 1: there's toilet cleaning, there's bed changing.

488
00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:17,364
Speaker 4: There are certain chores where.

489
00:23:17,924 --> 00:23:20,204
Speaker 1: We rock, where we rock at someone bad at others.

490
00:23:20,284 --> 00:23:21,724
Speaker 1: I could never do douner changing.

491
00:23:22,164 --> 00:23:23,244
Speaker 4: Well, I had to do that.

492
00:23:23,564 --> 00:23:26,364
Speaker 2: When I first started working in hospitality, I was working

493
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Speaker 2: in housekeeping at a resort down the snow, and one

494
00:23:29,644 --> 00:23:33,884
Speaker 2: of my jobs was housekeeping in the morning, kitchen hand

495
00:23:33,924 --> 00:23:34,324
Speaker 2: at night.

496
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Speaker 1: Did you see mankey bed things?

497
00:23:36,364 --> 00:23:39,684
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, a lot of strange devices and things

498
00:23:39,764 --> 00:23:42,364
Speaker 2: like that, just sitting on bedside tables, but just.

499
00:23:42,404 --> 00:23:43,284
Speaker 4: Doing the donner thing.

500
00:23:43,884 --> 00:23:45,164
Speaker 1: And have you got a skill?

501
00:23:45,404 --> 00:23:47,364
Speaker 4: Yeah, there is once you once you learn it.

502
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:52,124
Speaker 2: You've got the diner inside out to cover inside out,

503
00:23:52,244 --> 00:23:54,684
Speaker 2: and then you just put each corner of the doner

504
00:23:55,084 --> 00:23:57,444
Speaker 2: and you flip it and it all goes bloom and

505
00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:58,523
Speaker 2: it's quite extraordinary.

506
00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:00,043
Speaker 1: You have to have a big armspan, you have to

507
00:24:00,084 --> 00:24:00,804
Speaker 1: be Freddy Krueger.

508
00:24:00,884 --> 00:24:03,804
Speaker 2: Well, these we were using a lot of single doners

509
00:24:04,084 --> 00:24:07,044
Speaker 2: down so they had single doners, which that's a walk

510
00:24:07,084 --> 00:24:07,564
Speaker 2: in the park.

511
00:24:08,044 --> 00:24:10,924
Speaker 4: The double doners hard. We have a queen sized dinner

512
00:24:10,964 --> 00:24:13,604
Speaker 4: at home. That's a bit better, a bit bigger.

513
00:24:13,924 --> 00:24:13,964
Speaker 8: So.

514
00:24:14,364 --> 00:24:17,804
Speaker 2: But my wife she did housekeeping as well, so that's

515
00:24:17,844 --> 00:24:20,244
Speaker 2: how we actually met doing the housekeeping.

516
00:24:21,244 --> 00:24:23,523
Speaker 1: Really what was it the doner?

517
00:24:24,164 --> 00:24:26,604
Speaker 4: It was the well, she worked in the bottleshelp so

518
00:24:26,684 --> 00:24:27,644
Speaker 4: she would have seen you a lot.

519
00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:31,204
Speaker 2: So when I when we were doing that, and an

520
00:24:31,444 --> 00:24:33,324
Speaker 2: she would work in the bottleshelf and I'd work in

521
00:24:33,364 --> 00:24:35,244
Speaker 2: the kitchen, but we weren't together back then.

522
00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:37,404
Speaker 4: We were the youngest people at the rest.

523
00:24:37,524 --> 00:24:40,763
Speaker 1: I see, so what's your domestic skill? What could you

524
00:24:40,844 --> 00:24:43,004
Speaker 1: compete in them? Apart from the doner's come.

525
00:24:42,964 --> 00:24:44,204
Speaker 4: Because I worked in the kitchen.

526
00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:49,804
Speaker 2: Definitely kitchen stuff, cleaning the kitchen, doing the dishwasher, getting

527
00:24:49,844 --> 00:24:50,364
Speaker 2: the kitchen.

528
00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:53,964
Speaker 1: Men men see it as a tetris challenge, and men

529
00:24:54,404 --> 00:24:56,724
Speaker 1: of all the domestic chores. I think men like the dishwasher.

530
00:24:56,844 --> 00:24:58,684
Speaker 4: Women don't understand the dishwasher. I think.

531
00:24:58,764 --> 00:25:00,724
Speaker 2: I think they look at it and they go, I'm

532
00:25:00,764 --> 00:25:03,004
Speaker 2: going to put a chopping board and a colander and

533
00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:05,803
Speaker 2: I'll just leave all this stuff to soak until tomorrow.

534
00:25:06,284 --> 00:25:07,164
Speaker 4: There's no need for that.

535
00:25:07,324 --> 00:25:09,564
Speaker 1: I think that would work very well. It's just that

536
00:25:09,684 --> 00:25:11,964
Speaker 1: men come in and say, leave the boot of the

537
00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:13,964
Speaker 1: car to me, leave the dish washer to me.

538
00:25:14,124 --> 00:25:15,524
Speaker 4: Women can't pack a car either.

539
00:25:16,084 --> 00:25:18,164
Speaker 1: I think they can. Maybe we do have different stresslo

540
00:25:18,244 --> 00:25:19,924
Speaker 1: and they can do it, but they do it differently.

541
00:25:19,964 --> 00:25:23,004
Speaker 2: That's why you don't see female baggage handlers because if

542
00:25:23,084 --> 00:25:25,804
Speaker 2: you if they did it, they'd be like a surfboard

543
00:25:25,844 --> 00:25:27,564
Speaker 2: in the whole baggage section and that'd be it.

544
00:25:28,284 --> 00:25:29,724
Speaker 4: One surfboard sideways.

545
00:25:29,804 --> 00:25:30,724
Speaker 1: Ask me my skill?

546
00:25:30,924 --> 00:25:31,724
Speaker 4: What's your skill?

547
00:25:32,004 --> 00:25:35,684
Speaker 1: When clothes are in the dryer, I can get them

548
00:25:35,724 --> 00:25:39,283
Speaker 1: out just before they're completely dry, so I can fold

549
00:25:39,364 --> 00:25:42,324
Speaker 1: them and put them away or hang them so they don't.

550
00:25:42,364 --> 00:25:43,964
Speaker 1: You know, if you leave it in the dryer too long,

551
00:25:44,204 --> 00:25:46,964
Speaker 1: they lie there in knee ironing. Not long enough. You

552
00:25:47,044 --> 00:25:50,004
Speaker 1: put them away as slightly damp, which is horrible. I've

553
00:25:50,044 --> 00:25:52,444
Speaker 1: got the knack of finding just the right moment.

554
00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:54,843
Speaker 4: That is quite the skill. So you did so before

555
00:25:55,004 --> 00:25:56,004
Speaker 4: the timer goes off.

556
00:25:57,404 --> 00:25:59,444
Speaker 1: There's no timer what you drive?

557
00:25:59,924 --> 00:26:02,724
Speaker 4: You don't even have a timer on your dry I've

558
00:26:02,724 --> 00:26:02,964
Speaker 4: got a.

559
00:26:03,004 --> 00:26:04,964
Speaker 1: Dry that senses when it's drying. Or do you go

560
00:26:05,044 --> 00:26:07,043
Speaker 1: to the clothesline and expect it to call out to you.

561
00:26:07,444 --> 00:26:11,644
Speaker 4: I'm done now? But so you sense it. You walk

562
00:26:11,764 --> 00:26:14,964
Speaker 4: past your laundry, well, I know what.

563
00:26:15,044 --> 00:26:17,604
Speaker 1: Time I've put it in, and I sort of get

564
00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:19,884
Speaker 1: a sense of when it's time to open it up.

565
00:26:20,004 --> 00:26:22,323
Speaker 2: Did your mother say to you that you did yourself

566
00:26:22,364 --> 00:26:23,564
Speaker 2: a disservice with your laundry?

567
00:26:23,644 --> 00:26:23,804
Speaker 8: Yeh.

568
00:26:23,804 --> 00:26:26,124
Speaker 1: When we renovated our house, which is twenty five years ago.

569
00:26:26,524 --> 00:26:29,604
Speaker 1: Because in her day, the laundry was an entire room

570
00:26:29,644 --> 00:26:31,364
Speaker 1: and women spend a lot of their time in it.

571
00:26:31,644 --> 00:26:33,804
Speaker 1: To have a laundry that's just a small room and

572
00:26:33,804 --> 00:26:35,444
Speaker 1: it's not a cupboard. A lot of people have that.

573
00:26:35,884 --> 00:26:37,444
Speaker 4: I've had the cupboard laundry before.

574
00:26:37,604 --> 00:26:41,124
Speaker 1: Yeah, but mum of course wanted a space whether you

575
00:26:41,164 --> 00:26:43,324
Speaker 1: could put up an ironing board where you could hang things.

576
00:26:44,204 --> 00:26:47,764
Speaker 1: Modern families don't really do that anymore.

577
00:26:47,924 --> 00:26:52,124
Speaker 4: No, my house, my current house, as a massive laundry.

578
00:26:52,604 --> 00:26:55,124
Speaker 4: It's almost like I don't know why, but it's huge.

579
00:26:55,244 --> 00:26:56,244
Speaker 1: You spend a lot of time in it.

580
00:26:56,444 --> 00:26:58,523
Speaker 4: I walk through it and have a look at you.

581
00:26:58,724 --> 00:26:59,844
Speaker 1: You walk through it like it's the loo.

582
00:27:00,164 --> 00:27:01,884
Speaker 4: It's a sort of laundry that could have a toilet

583
00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:04,124
Speaker 4: in there as well. It's that big. I often but

584
00:27:04,764 --> 00:27:06,124
Speaker 4: it feels like it's something missing.

585
00:27:07,484 --> 00:27:09,524
Speaker 1: Why would you put a toilet in your launch lot.

586
00:27:09,444 --> 00:27:10,924
Speaker 4: Of people have a toilet in their laundry.

587
00:27:11,444 --> 00:27:13,283
Speaker 1: People have a laundry in a bathroom. They don't just

588
00:27:13,364 --> 00:27:14,884
Speaker 1: have put a toilet in their laundry.

589
00:27:15,364 --> 00:27:17,604
Speaker 4: Know, you got the laundry and you've got the toilet.

590
00:27:18,044 --> 00:27:21,684
Speaker 4: My toilet, My toilet is that big. My laundry call

591
00:27:21,804 --> 00:27:24,244
Speaker 4: a bath. My laundry is that it's got one of

592
00:27:24,284 --> 00:27:26,684
Speaker 4: those robin hood ironing stations. Have you seen those?

593
00:27:26,844 --> 00:27:28,803
Speaker 1: Is that like those things from the fifties that come

594
00:27:28,804 --> 00:27:29,404
Speaker 1: out from the wall.

595
00:27:29,604 --> 00:27:31,004
Speaker 4: Yeah, but this is not from the fifties.

596
00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:33,484
Speaker 2: My house was built in two thousand, so it must

597
00:27:33,484 --> 00:27:35,124
Speaker 2: have been the last of the Robin hood ironing.

598
00:27:35,324 --> 00:27:37,083
Speaker 1: So is this an ironing station like you might see

599
00:27:37,164 --> 00:27:37,964
Speaker 1: in a small hotel.

600
00:27:38,164 --> 00:27:38,324
Speaker 5: Yeah.

601
00:27:38,564 --> 00:27:40,164
Speaker 1: It comes down from the wall, yep.

602
00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:43,204
Speaker 4: And it's got a light, it's got a PowerPoint.

603
00:27:43,644 --> 00:27:45,363
Speaker 2: It's got an area to put your preen and your

604
00:27:45,404 --> 00:27:48,644
Speaker 2: fabulon and a little water cannister.

605
00:27:48,884 --> 00:27:51,244
Speaker 1: Still use fabulon, And.

606
00:27:51,444 --> 00:27:54,804
Speaker 2: I'll ask my wife. And there's a timer so you

607
00:27:54,884 --> 00:27:57,164
Speaker 2: can set the timer. It's going to do you well,

608
00:27:57,204 --> 00:27:58,804
Speaker 2: it's got an hour time and so you're not timing

609
00:27:58,884 --> 00:28:00,123
Speaker 2: for ironing for too long.

610
00:28:00,324 --> 00:28:02,804
Speaker 4: So I say to her, I said, just said it

611
00:28:02,844 --> 00:28:05,124
Speaker 4: for twenty minutes. You don't want to be ironing for long.

612
00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:08,084
Speaker 4: To her, I am so good to her, particularly when

613
00:28:08,084 --> 00:28:08,763
Speaker 4: I put a toilet in.

614
00:28:08,804 --> 00:28:10,964
Speaker 1: It is that because after twenty minutes, chester go out

615
00:28:10,964 --> 00:28:11,804
Speaker 1: and start cooking dinner.

616
00:28:11,844 --> 00:28:20,004
Speaker 4: Which banding together overybody as for today one that.

617
00:28:22,164 --> 00:28:29,843
Speaker 3: For some more Jonesy and nmanas fary floor