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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast mini.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rush.

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Speaker 1: For the first time, for the first time.

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Speaker 2: Netflix is losing customers. Two hundred thousand customers in the

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Speaker 2: first quarter they lost this year.

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Speaker 3: And interestingly, that's because they're so good.

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Speaker 1: They're super saturated.

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Speaker 4: They've run out of people to subscribe. Everyone's got Netflix.

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Speaker 4: So it's hard to have growth when everyone's already got it.

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Speaker 4: And that's why the way that they're hoping to get

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Speaker 4: growth back is to crack down on people sharing passwords.

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Speaker 1: And write all that jazz.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty amazing to get to the point where it's like.

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Speaker 2: We're so good, you've all got it. Some one else,

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Speaker 2: well not everyone's got it. There are still those cheating dogs.

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Speaker 2: It's true that you use you wouldn't have your own

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Speaker 2: Netflix again.

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Speaker 3: Yes I do under the name Stephen. If you're listening Netflix,

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Speaker 3: I do.

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Speaker 1: It's quite a big fee. It's quite a big whack

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Speaker 1: if you're using us. Is it really.

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Speaker 2: Think?

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Speaker 1: I think it's a few hundred bucks? Isn't it all right?

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Speaker 2: Yous getting nods from outside anyway, they'll never prove it.

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Speaker 1: Don't never know a right.

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Speaker 2: So let's talk a little bit about this because you

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Speaker 2: think because you and I having a spot of breakfast

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Speaker 2: today by Lake Burmaguey. Like where am I Burly Griffin

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Speaker 2: Griffin in Canberra?

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Speaker 3: A wharf there, it's called the Bean and the table

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Speaker 3: if you want to pop.

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Speaker 1: In is going to carry on.

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Speaker 2: So so we're sitting by Lake Burley Griffin and we're talking.

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Speaker 3: About these these these Netflix.

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Speaker 2: Drops and subscribers, and you said to me, you proffered,

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Speaker 2: you said, will I think the reason they're losing it

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Speaker 2: because they haven't got any good reality shows on there?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I didn't use those words. Exactly exactly what

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Speaker 2: you said. Billy Griffin is my witness mate. You said,

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Speaker 2: you said, you said they've got no good reality shows

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Speaker 2: on there, and you said, if I had you know,

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Speaker 2: you know, five seconds in charge of Netflix, I've put

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Speaker 2: some good reality shows on there. Because we know the

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Speaker 2: guy who's in charge of Netflix Australia, Chris Oliver Taylor.

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Speaker 1: Lovely guy. Yeah, he's in charge of Netflix.

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Speaker 3: Give us a call, Chris.

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Speaker 1: I've got some ideas.

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Speaker 3: I don't have an audience with Chris.

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Speaker 1: Or try and get Chris on the show. Get him

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Speaker 1: on the show I'm working on that I'd love to

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Speaker 1: get Chris on the show.

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Speaker 2: But in the meantime, I love to hear your reality pictures,

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Speaker 2: show pictures for Netflix.

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Speaker 4: Can you receive them though, like a contributory like Brainstormer.

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Speaker 3: I don't want you to be sitting.

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Speaker 1: So cryptic.

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Speaker 3: I want you to get around me and absolutely that's

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Speaker 3: not the role I play because they're Lucy's they're you know,

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Speaker 3: their ideas in my bra.

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Speaker 2: I know how your pictures work, mate. I asked you

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Speaker 2: for pictures for Megan Markle's new podcast. We all remember

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Speaker 2: how that went.

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Speaker 3: Kidnapping, the Corky Strip, Snooker.

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Speaker 1: Rinse the Prince.

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Speaker 3: It's just Harry Print calling Prince William every week.

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Speaker 4: Markle's Bait and Tackle, that's a good one.

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Speaker 2: Markael's baton tackle wasn't bad year until you told me

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Speaker 2: that it was.

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Speaker 1: It was actually her fishing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Megan Markle just going all she just records, doesn't

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Speaker 3: even talk you, does hear the line going?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 1: Alright?

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Speaker 2: Enough?

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Speaker 1: Alright?

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Speaker 2: So one song, one song, three winning three winning reality.

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Speaker 1: Shows on Netflix? Next from you?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: Woods, You said to me today on the shores of

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Speaker 2: like Burley Griffin. He said, well, the reason Netflix are

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Speaker 2: losing so many customers. And look again the reported loss

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Speaker 2: of two hundred thousand customers in the first quarter at

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Speaker 2: the uit close of.

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Speaker 1: US markets on Tuesday. But he's counting.

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Speaker 2: They said that they're losing numbers, and you're right. It

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Speaker 2: is because they have everybody's already subscribed. They have super

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Speaker 2: saturated the market. I got so popular when you think

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Speaker 2: when you think about the list of subscriptions you've got

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Speaker 2: for most people, number ones, Netflix, like everyone's got that, yeah, right,

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Speaker 2: And then from there, you know, obviously then stan.

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Speaker 3: Oh Stan is absolutely the best. There's no doubt about it. Well,

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Speaker 3: I love Stan.

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Speaker 1: We are brought to you by stan Oh.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: And then get around them anyway. You said, bloody, I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what they've got.

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Speaker 2: They've got great reality TV.

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Speaker 1: I like Netflix.

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Speaker 2: And you said to me today on the shores of

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Speaker 2: like Burley Griffin, we're back, baby, you said will, you said,

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Speaker 2: you said honey, you said kid, you said pet, you said, mate,

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Speaker 2: they haven't got good reality shows on Netflix.

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Speaker 1: And you said to me you.

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Speaker 2: Could come up with quite quickly, very good reality television.

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Speaker 1: And I've asked for three in the song and you've

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Speaker 1: written six. I don't know if we've got time for six.

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Speaker 3: Okay, a couple of honorable mentions? Can I have a

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Speaker 3: couple of honorable mentions?

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Speaker 4: It appends how long they Well, you you just cut

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Speaker 4: me off. If you're off it, all right, you're in

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Speaker 4: control of this.

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Speaker 3: But you know, maybe you could. I want to hear

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Speaker 3: more if you're liking it.

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Speaker 4: So first, one cat on Moran, so effectively I put

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Speaker 4: my cat on a cat of Moran and see if

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Speaker 4: you can get to New Zealand.

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Speaker 3: That's, by the way, this is an honorable mention. It

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Speaker 3: didn't map my top three.

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Speaker 1: Who who's driving on? Who I get it? Who's driving

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Speaker 1: the cat? I put my cat? I reckon?

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Speaker 3: You can do it? Okay. Another honorable mention pitbull v pitbull.

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Speaker 4: So picture this pitbull on stage in one of those dogs.

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Speaker 3: Okay. So those are my honorable mentions. These are the

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Speaker 3: good ones.

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Speaker 1: These are the good ones.

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Speaker 4: Andre's shaggasy guy dresses up as Andrea and angassy, walks up

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Speaker 4: to people in public and flirts with them. Has Andre

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Speaker 4: still got it? Andre's chagasy? You you don't mind that,

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Speaker 4: you don't mind that, you don't mind that? Okay, here's

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Speaker 4: another one home and host you know the same.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, go back to what it does. It is the

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Speaker 1: aim for him to shag them.

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Speaker 4: Well, you get to that end, and then Andrea's in

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Speaker 4: a van watching and then.

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Speaker 1: It's not me runs in, it's Stiffy Graf has my

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Speaker 1: partner still got us?

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Speaker 3: And when he gets rejected, Stiffy's business.

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Speaker 1: You old bold bastard a laugh. Yeah, he's in the van,

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Speaker 1: she's having a great time.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, that's probably quite like that. Hard to get

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Speaker 2: him on board, I imagine. I think he's a bit

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Speaker 2: of a recluse, isn't.

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Speaker 3: He a bit of coin?

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Speaker 2: I don't think you could throw any amount of money.

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Speaker 1: He's not a midleast AFL player.

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Speaker 2: Mate, you can't throw a half a million bucket expecsion

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Speaker 2: to live across the country to film.

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Speaker 1: Andre Shagger is here.

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Speaker 3: I know his ex manager. I'll go to him. I'll

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Speaker 3: go to him, right, I know his ex manager, right

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Speaker 3: the body.

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Speaker 2: I think, let's not go into the logistics because we're

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Speaker 2: getting bogged down.

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Speaker 3: Okay, fair enough, Okay, but that's that's pretty good. I'm

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Speaker 3: pretty happy with the response there. Okay, you know the

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Speaker 3: saying home and hosed?

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Speaker 1: Yes, Okay.

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Speaker 3: The TV show is simply this.

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Speaker 4: Someone just walks into the front door and they get

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Speaker 4: hosed by a five brigade strength hose and it's just

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Speaker 4: that montaged. I mean you watch it home and hosed okay,

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Speaker 4: okay's pretty sorry they get.

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Speaker 2: They get hosed up against their front door in the face, quite.

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Speaker 1: Damaging those hoses. Like okay, their partner signs a waiver. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I get it. Stevie gra in the van, haven't heard

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Speaker 1: I get it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, next one okay.

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Speaker 4: Very similar to Andre Shakers, this this doesn't involve a

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Speaker 4: big celebrity getting on board, which is a win.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Here it is escort red handed.

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Speaker 4: I dress up as a very sexy escort and I

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Speaker 4: make advances on taking men or women their partner in

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Speaker 4: the van watching the whole essentially, well, I could do it,

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Speaker 4: de Andre get him on for a guest appearance.

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Speaker 1: I'm playing whatever.

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Speaker 2: But I.

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Speaker 4: Flirt with people their partners in the van, and they

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Speaker 4: go to say, gee, are they going to make it over?

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Speaker 1: Are they going to be reset?

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Speaker 4: And then if they are partner, comes We've got you

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Speaker 4: by that show cheaters.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's wild.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the real tone shift good show though, yeah, not bad.

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Speaker 3: You want to hear one more.

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Speaker 4: You're more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to