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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yah.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome friends to the Christian o'connells Show podcast as we

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<v Speaker 2>know it, kicking off this hour. Our eight is said

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<v Speaker 2>of the nineties, all about the letter I.

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<v Speaker 3>Was that how you doing ed?

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the nineties.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd like to flay I made this look.

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<v Speaker 2>Good, Missa Sheffield, this nineteen ninety you can't handle the

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<v Speaker 2>true go o.

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<v Speaker 1>Her Christian o'connells eight of the nineties.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Then the nineties to do the letter I inventions of

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<v Speaker 2>the ninety many game changing once. One of the biggest,

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<v Speaker 2>one still being used all over the world today is

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<v Speaker 2>how we run the outwork time waster every day eight

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<v Speaker 2>thirty other show texting, SMS texting. This is an advert

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<v Speaker 2>from Motorola in the nineties.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't forget the drug story. Your favorite she come straight

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<v Speaker 3>home to float, but you never thought possible. Fast forward

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<v Speaker 3>many years, suddenly it's like, get milk, Get milk, don't

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<v Speaker 3>come home. Get milk.

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<v Speaker 1>Not as sexy as it used to.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just another sort of channel of instruction, correction, arguments

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<v Speaker 2>my wife arguing over texting.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, let's just talk about get this big long.

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<v Speaker 3>It was the best of times. It was the worst

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<v Speaker 3>of times. And then you see there's more incoming.

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as you have to scroll, you know, get it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's meant to me. Just quick one line, two line.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it. That's all you need.

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<v Speaker 2>So to celebrate texting, we're asking you this morning, have

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<v Speaker 2>a look at fine right, that first text that's at

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<v Speaker 2>the top of your fine. Whatever it says, right, whether

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<v Speaker 2>it's something you sent or you've received, send it on

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<v Speaker 2>to me. No explanation to our text summer four seventy

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<v Speaker 2>five three one oh four three. We're going to go

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<v Speaker 2>through some of the ones we've had so far.

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<v Speaker 3>So no explanation.

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<v Speaker 2>These are text messages listeners have sent to us. First

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<v Speaker 2>one on the phone this morning. What are the top there?

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<v Speaker 2>Dogs are so special? Wild agree? Wild agree? That should

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<v Speaker 2>be just pinned to the top there. Animals need to

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<v Speaker 2>be fed. That's when I have to send the kids

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<v Speaker 2>a lot if I'm out on Saturday and that they

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<v Speaker 2>need feeding. Your pets that we had to get in lockdown.

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<v Speaker 2>Bang Bang sixty is over. Oh that's a real shame,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it. Someone's looking for some bang bang this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's over.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what the six year refer to is

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<v Speaker 3>it other sixty year olds enjoying some bang bank? I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know, John is thin it is. I presume it's

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<v Speaker 3>like they're all going to watch Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's what will be, of course.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah yeah, world will in four someone's pretty feeling

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<v Speaker 2>pretty good about themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>It's still sending word or text. I know, I know, And.

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<v Speaker 2>There's an emoji there as well. I don't quite understand. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>do you want call it bread? There's only ever one

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<v Speaker 2>answer to that. It's always always yes. A person tired

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<v Speaker 2>of God, it wrote tired of life. Courtney Cox has

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<v Speaker 2>three ear rings on her right ear and two on

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<v Speaker 2>her left.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't know she was in the zeitgeist. That must have

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<v Speaker 1>been sending a message.

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<v Speaker 3>It is for Arnist and Marie Anne. keV. That TV

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<v Speaker 3>show is called alone. It's on SBS catch Up.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that shout out of Kev's all over the world, keV.

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<v Speaker 2>That TV show is called alone on SBS catch Up.

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<v Speaker 2>You can also it's all some binge by the way

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<v Speaker 2>as well, keV. It's a great show alone as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Coney knee Deep in a Reddit thread about sex toys

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<v Speaker 2>in Barney.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, okay, okay, Bubba.

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<v Speaker 2>These are two different, different ones. Isn't the guys knee

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<v Speaker 2>deep in that stuff?

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<v Speaker 1>Deep?

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, Hanson? Can you please send me goodies number? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Was that you to a Melbourne Demons player?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah it was, yes, yes, yes, yes, mister Jackson,

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<v Speaker 2>just saying you've got good these numbers.

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<v Speaker 3>Changed it again, stopping calling with more tactics. Whoo, I'm negative,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm free.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all block capitols, it always says to me, and

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<v Speaker 2>block capitols, doesn't it. I got the pie exclamation exclamation mark,

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<v Speaker 2>exclamation mark. I love this one. This is such an

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<v Speaker 2>Australian one. This is good news. Someone is selling a

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<v Speaker 2>single cab ute that looks a four wheel drive on

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<v Speaker 2>great streets.

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<v Speaker 3>And then this one?

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<v Speaker 2>How many times have we sent this lame o one

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<v Speaker 2>when you just you've got to hang over and you

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<v Speaker 2>cut your bother going in.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I'm cripped with gastro. Won't be able to come

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<v Speaker 3>in today.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll call you in the afternoon because I can't rune

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<v Speaker 2>that a non stop on the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>And no one's gonna ask questions.

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<v Speaker 2>Think'st now, they're not all right Keith this coming.

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<v Speaker 3>These are brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we can sometimes you can trying to guess work

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<v Speaker 2>out straightaway what's going on in your life. Just forward

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<v Speaker 2>on the top text on your phone this morning to me,

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<v Speaker 2>oh four seventy five O three one oh four three.

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<v Speaker 3>Now back to Letter I in the nineties, going to

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<v Speaker 3>play a song.

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<v Speaker 2>This song actually was one of the first ever misheard

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<v Speaker 2>lyrics we had. It was Macy Gray, I wear goggles

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<v Speaker 2>when You're not around.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, do you remember Macy Gray? Shoot? Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>it was, Shoot, it was.

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<v Speaker 2>This was one of the only ones where we thought,

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if there are at any more like this,

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<v Speaker 2>and we thought just it was just a one off

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<v Speaker 2>the misheard lyrics, and then I think there were three

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<v Speaker 2>years later still Dinner. But yeah, Macy was on the

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<v Speaker 2>first ones. I wear goggles when you're not here.

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<v Speaker 3>She is just so sad. The goggles to keep the

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<v Speaker 3>tears in there. Macy.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Ages said a

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<v Speaker 2>nineties all about the Letter I. That's why I I try.

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<v Speaker 2>We're asking this morning, well, the Adventures of the nineties

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<v Speaker 2>was SMS texin, So we're asking to send into us

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<v Speaker 2>no explanation, no context. What is the first message on

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<v Speaker 2>the top of your phone this morning? We're going through these.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have enough money. I want a dad's sense

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<v Speaker 2>I send that to the kids a lot. They don't

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<v Speaker 2>have enough money. First night sold out, so they've added another. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>she has done that a few times today. Just leave it.

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<v Speaker 2>Which Ruth did you throw the toy dog onto? That

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<v Speaker 2>is all one message. That's like a three at play.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going on.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lot going on there near the tip. Hope

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<v Speaker 3>the wind is in the right direction.

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<v Speaker 1>That related to that Vallee one?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, do you want anything from Kmart? Never asked any

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<v Speaker 2>one that you'll be in another hour.

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<v Speaker 3>Were you in there yesterday? Patrick?

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<v Speaker 1>When the candles came out with a boogie board clearances.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's too good.

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<v Speaker 3>It's too good to say no.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely you taking that when you get a queen's cliff.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely awesome. I'm on the porcelain bush. That's not green.

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<v Speaker 3>I've not heard that phrase, but I guess it was.

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<v Speaker 3>That is here.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you please get me some normal sized chips to

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<v Speaker 2>someone in want large or small?

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get the normal ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you send me the model number of Dad's green laptop?

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<v Speaker 3>A couple of things here. What's the old man been

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<v Speaker 3>up to, what's you's been looking at?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't tell me. They look for that kind of stuff

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<v Speaker 2>on there too. Is there age relevant.

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<v Speaker 3>Stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Green laptop, laptop makes green laptop.

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<v Speaker 3>You're listening to The Christian Know Carl's Show podcast