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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast minis, but when you're in

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Speaker 1: a rush or just can't be bothered listening to them

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Speaker 1: blather on for half an hour.

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Speaker 2: Woods, it came to our attention today that came out

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Speaker 2: recently released some pants with well, it looks like a

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Speaker 2: vagina on the front of them.

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Speaker 1: A VJ for juts. So we've been inspired, well to

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Speaker 1: make a phone call right now, will you in particular,

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Speaker 1: so I know you've got a great voice that I

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Speaker 1: want to unearth for everyone. Yeah, yeah, but I want

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Speaker 1: you to call this other department store and basically say,

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Speaker 1: you've got the pants from Kmart with.

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Speaker 2: The with the VJ vagina and that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: With the vagina on the front, and you're going to

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Speaker 1: ask this other department store if they've got similar pants

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Speaker 1: that don't have the VJ. It's so funny that we

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Speaker 1: will dance around that word, isn't dancing? Just like tweaking

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Speaker 1: it around? And speaking of tweaking it around, your additional

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Speaker 1: challenge in this phone call is to see how many

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Speaker 1: other words for vagina you can put in the phone

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Speaker 1: call without the person hanging up on you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, are you up there? But when you said particular voice.

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Speaker 2: I've got a few in the closet. Who do you

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Speaker 2: want birth? Is it Bertha? Oh? You want Beryl?

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Speaker 1: There she is. I think Beryl has.

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Speaker 2: Bought some pants with with with with vagina on the

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Speaker 2: front as she yes, but she's a bit scared to

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Speaker 2: say the word.

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Speaker 1: So she's using other words to, you know, to use.

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Speaker 1: I want to see how many you can get. If

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Speaker 1: you get ten, yeah, I would be incredibly impressed.

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Speaker 2: She'll have a fruit. She'll have a few up a slave,

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Speaker 2: I'd say for a frosty fruit. She'll have a few

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Speaker 2: up there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, perfect, we go, that's cool. Thanks is speaking? O?

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Speaker 2: Hi? How are you? My name is Dom Beryl Bridgewater.

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Speaker 2: I'm just giving you a call about some pants that

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Speaker 2: I recently bought from Kmart. You know the department's store.

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Speaker 2: You're across some of their works. They've got various different

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Speaker 2: pants and tops and these sorts of things. You sell

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Speaker 2: similar sorts of itineries do not. I mean, we sell

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Speaker 2: a lot of like pants and jeans. Perfect because look,

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Speaker 2: I'll cut to the chase. I bought some some slack

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Speaker 2: pants from Kmart with a sort of a drop crotch.

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Speaker 2: You're aware you're across these drop crotches. I mean, it's

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Speaker 2: truth anyway, that looked rather comfortable. But I put them

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Speaker 2: on in the change room, went to the cubicle, and

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Speaker 2: all of a sudden, the front of the pant looked

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Speaker 2: like it had a Coutchie coin purse on the front.

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Speaker 2: And you know, not a Coutchie coin perse I possessed, Dear.

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Speaker 1: I mean, did you purchase them from the male section

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Speaker 1: of Kmart?

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Speaker 2: No? No, I got them from the female section. Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 2: I mean, certainly a bloke wouldn't be walking around with

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Speaker 2: a banana basket on the front. Let me tell you so.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't look like vine when you get to sixty

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Speaker 2: five deer. Trust me, it's more of a wizard sleep

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Speaker 2: than a juice box. But effectively, I've got these pants,

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Speaker 2: and I just, I just I'm still I love the fabric, dear,

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Speaker 2: I love the fabric. It reminds me of a hotel

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Speaker 2: I went to Shanghai back in fifty five, lovely silken sheets.

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Speaker 2: But defectively, the issue is that I've got a folded

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Speaker 2: snapper filet on the front, and so I'm still in

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Speaker 2: the market. So do your track pants? Have you got

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Speaker 2: a friendship, any flycatcher on the front or are they

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Speaker 2: all know you've had somebody just snuff out the snatcher

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Speaker 2: in the rye on the front of the Yeah, okay, perfect, sure,

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Speaker 2: well that sounds really good, dear. So essentially, as long

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Speaker 2: as I can get somebody at the store to sort

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Speaker 2: of just let me know when I walk out and

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Speaker 2: just go, hey, you know, we're a baseball mid out

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Speaker 2: the front. There no snow, We're definitely honest. Oh that's perfect.

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Speaker 2: Oh That's what I'm after. As long as no one

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Speaker 2: can see my notorious vag, then we're we're all right. Perfect, Well,

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Speaker 2: let's bury the snatchet and I'll come in, you know, someday.

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Speaker 2: That's totally fine. That's the ideas again, Beryl, Beryl Bridgewater.

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Speaker 2: At this point, I should probably tell you that my

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Speaker 2: name is actually Will. I'm calling from Will and would

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Speaker 2: you that's okay? Thank you have a great mate, you too,

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Speaker 2: Bye bye.

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Speaker 1: Unbelievable in the world did I think you would get

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Speaker 1: over ten there?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely doubted me. You ended with doubted, Beryl.

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Speaker 1: You ended without apparently. And my favorite part is you

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Speaker 1: brought it up with my personal favorite notorious vag.

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Speaker 2: Stick it in your average good stuff. The poor woman

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Speaker 2: have to call it back. More of the boys on

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Speaker 2: the Whole Show podcast. You know you want to