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Speaker 1: Jum mission with Jones and Amanda and the Royal family.

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Speaker 1: When Princess Diana and Charles or any Royal members come

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Speaker 1: to Australia, there was an embarrassing bum clenching yokel stuff

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Speaker 1: we make when they go riding around in Macadamias. Remember

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Speaker 1: that they were in a train where they sat inside

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Speaker 1: big macadamia nuts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And that was up at Macadamian near.

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Speaker 1: Noos, wasn't it.

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Speaker 2: Ah? I thought it was like a moorlmbar ething. There's

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Speaker 2: a whole bunch of places around there. Someone gets an

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Speaker 2: old Victor.

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Speaker 3: Lawn moller like right on Mora and converts it into

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Speaker 3: some sort of train looking arrangement, and then someone that

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Speaker 3: looks borderline demented drives that around the place, pointing out trees.

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Speaker 1: Which brings me to the Pineapple train. Charles and Diana

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Speaker 1: rode in the Pineapple train when they visited here in

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Speaker 1: nineteen eighty three. Luckily we didn't have a big oyster.

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Speaker 1: We would have made them prop themselves up on that

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Speaker 1: as well.

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Speaker 2: Do we have a big oyster? We did? It looked

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Speaker 2: a little bit, a little bit little gynological.

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Speaker 1: What did the English make of that?

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Speaker 2: We go, Oh God, what's happened? Please?

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Speaker 1: So they drive around on this giant pineapple so it's

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Speaker 1: very famous. They rode it in nineteen eighty three.

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Speaker 3: What carriage did they sit in, Well, at the back

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Speaker 3: of the front with the driver because they want to

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Speaker 3: keep them away from the demented guy, because.

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Speaker 1: There's they would have got a special demented person for that.

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Speaker 2: A certain time. Jerry, you're staying home. It's a certain

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Speaker 2: type of dude that drives those trains. Well.

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Speaker 1: The reason the big pineapple train is in the news

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Speaker 1: it's been damaged in an alleged joy ride. I know

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Speaker 1: it was allegedly being derailed by a brewery tour patron.

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Speaker 1: The train was in storage in its storage tunnel giant

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Speaker 1: can of Golden Circle on the Sunshine Coast at Nambour.

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Speaker 1: I think that's also where the Maceadamia might.

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Speaker 3: Be really, but they had competition. So the pineapple train

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Speaker 3: versus the Macadamia train.

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Speaker 1: Versus that giant hippie train, you sit in its hair.

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Speaker 1: So a group of people took it for a spin

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Speaker 1: a joy on Saturday afternoon.

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Speaker 2: This is what the police officer tracks. Let me tell you. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: I'm just fascinated about.

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Speaker 1: This is what the police officer has said. At least

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Speaker 1: one of them managed to get the thing going and

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Speaker 1: they commenced driving it down the track. It consequently consequently

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Speaker 1: derailed along with some of the carriages, and the train

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Speaker 1: has struck a fence that borders the zoo. The four

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Speaker 1: carriages came off, cracking the windshield and causing a hefty

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Speaker 1: damage bill. The Property Crime Task Force have charged a

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Speaker 1: twenty two year old man from Mount Coolan with dangerous

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Speaker 1: operation of a motor vehicle.

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Speaker 2: Now he wasn't the regular operator of the train.

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Speaker 1: No, he was the drinker. He was the tour patrin.

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Speaker 2: Meant to look those guys.

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Speaker 1: No police says here suspect alcohol may have been involved.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I think there are a few of

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Speaker 1: them involved here. Look, the police are looking to bust

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Speaker 1: a pineapple ring.

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Speaker 2: Please know what when this fails, and it will probably tomorrow,

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Speaker 2: I reckon, you can drive that train. Come on, put

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Speaker 2: you in a little Casey Jones hat.

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Speaker 1: I saw a picture the other day of a man

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Speaker 1: who looked like Casey Jones and he had a train

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Speaker 1: with little dogs in a bath. That is my future.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to drive a Pineapple. I'm driving the

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Speaker 1: dog train.

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Speaker 2: You're not one of the dogs in the I'm the.

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Speaker 1: Driver, I'm the demented driver.

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Speaker 2: Of course, makes perfect sense. Jonesy and Amanda's gamation