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Speaker 1: It's a woman woody podcast meanings.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rush or just can't be

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Speaker 2: bothered listening to them blather on for half an hour.

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Speaker 1: There's a satirical piece and the par Tuitior Advocate today

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Speaker 1: about a girl running cross country as a horse, which

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Speaker 1: I found very funny as a horse as a horse,

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Speaker 1: ten laps, nighing and galloping, it's all fours. It's a

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Speaker 1: satirical perce too.

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Speaker 2: Seriously.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it did remind me. It did remind me

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Speaker 1: a little bit of school cross country days, which were

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Speaker 1: either they fell into one of three brackets. They were

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Speaker 1: either hysterical for you, so you either walked at the

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Speaker 1: back and cracked a whole bunch of gags at your mates.

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Speaker 1: Take it seriously, they were terrifying for you, like you

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Speaker 1: got really nervous because you took it really seriously, or

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Speaker 1: they were just really embarrassing for you all at all.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to say, not a good day.

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Speaker 3: It's my favorite day of the calendar. Yes, I look

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Speaker 3: forward to cross country more than anything. Right, I bloody

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Speaker 3: loved it. Took it very seriously. I would like meal

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Speaker 3: prep lidden up to cross country.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean you just say, exclusively cheese and

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Speaker 1: lettuce sandwiches. Yeah, yeah, that was prip.

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Speaker 3: But I was like, I was bordling calorie counting before

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Speaker 3: cross country and then I'm like I would get to

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Speaker 3: the events like four hours beforehand as well and just

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Speaker 3: like run warm up laps.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it was.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually quite tragic, it is, isn't it like

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Speaker 3: very tracked.

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Speaker 1: You've got some real dietary demons from that age.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, plenty, amongst so many other demons outside

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Speaker 3: of dietary. But I loved it, love them and all the.

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Speaker 1: Time you said before you pulled out of your eight

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Speaker 1: hundred meters raise one year so that you could focus

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Speaker 3: As a twelve year old, it's the first time ever,

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Speaker 3: Like the school couln't believe that. They were like, excuse me,

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Speaker 3: events because this is at the zones. So I won

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Speaker 3: to my school and then I was like, sorry, I

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Speaker 3: will not take the position and what do you mean events?

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Speaker 1: That's fair enough. And then if you're the best, you're

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Speaker 1: the best, doesn't matter how old you are.

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Speaker 3: And I was the best, but no.

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Speaker 1: One's challenging you. Put it down. Put it down now.

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Speaker 1: But for a lot of other kids, I mean, like

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Speaker 1: obviously there were kids out there who actually talented at sport,

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Speaker 1: but for me are flat footed wars. Yeah, a day,

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Speaker 1: like a day like a school that's day is terrifying.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because you'd come, you'd be so slow.

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Speaker 1: It's okay at the long distance, but like you kind

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Speaker 1: of had to do everything. You know, they're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: who wants to give this the crack? And I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what, when you're nine years old, you only want

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Speaker 1: to give hurdles a crack once because it's terrified because

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Speaker 1: they start to look a little bit more like medieval

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Speaker 1: defensive structures than they do. Actually, something that you should

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Speaker 1: be jumping over, like just rusted iron and a bit

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Speaker 1: of paydent timber is just a tetanus infection waiting to happen.

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Speaker 1: So so that for me already brings back like really

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Speaker 3: It was a shocking and your yeah, your mates is

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Speaker 3: a stitch up would adjust the height for you, so

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Speaker 3: you were jumping over high did you have that?

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Speaker 4: That was terrific.

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Speaker 1: Kids used to get gashes down here.

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Speaker 5: I remember that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah yeah, And plus.

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Speaker 1: The whole schools laughing at everything in front of everyone,

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Speaker 1: like no, there's there's no Hey, guys, have a break

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Speaker 1: Now it's like everyone watches you fail, and that that's

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Speaker 1: in an area that's on land, that's where you feel comfortable.

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Speaker 3: Now this is terrifying for me.

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Speaker 1: And you've got to swim a stroke you've never swum before,

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Speaker 3: I had my brother's hand me tan speedos, which meant

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Speaker 3: but then I was belly whacker boy because I didn't

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Speaker 1: Now I know why you tried so hard in the

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Speaker 1: fifteen hundred. You had to bring your rep back up

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Speaker 1: from where you were swimming, get me out of the

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Speaker 1: pools still fifteen hundred champion. Well look, I'm sure this

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Speaker 1: sort of chat is bringing back all sorts of memories

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Speaker 1: thir one O six five, we are talking Scarring School

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Speaker 1: Carnival stories. Now, these can be in the pool. They

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Speaker 1: might have been gymnastics, it might have been ass day,

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Speaker 1: whatever it was. I know that you've got a traumatic

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Speaker 1: memory from one of those times. We'd love to hear it.

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Speaker 1: Thirty one and six fives of phone number. Give us

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Speaker 1: a call if you have a scarring memory from a

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Speaker 1: school carnival day. We're talking scarring school carnival stories, from

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Speaker 1: the pool, from the track, whatever. It was, just just

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Speaker 1: that it really was the great level up when you

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Speaker 1: got out of the classroom and you're all vulnerable. I mean,

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Speaker 1: swimming day for me was a great day. I got

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Speaker 1: to wear my club, my club speeders.

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Speaker 3: You're a great swimmer.

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Speaker 1: I was a good swimm I've got to show off,

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Speaker 1: and I got to laugh when people were doing butterfly

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Speaker 1: in the lane next to me and just looks like

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Speaker 1: they were slapping the water. What do you do with

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Speaker 1: your legs when you do it? You don't know, repel

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Speaker 1: you to get back up out of the water anyway.

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Speaker 1: Dolphin like a dolphin. But then track day shocking. We're

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Speaker 1: actually just talking before about those little tip rats that

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Speaker 1: the little athletics kids.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they're warm up kids, having like

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, it brings back all sorts of memories. Jasmine

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Speaker 1: tell us about your swimingcountable.

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Speaker 6: Hey you going.

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Speaker 2: I feel like, honestly, I was one of those davy kids.

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Speaker 2: So I have so many stories. But we'll go with

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Speaker 2: the swimming carnival life. So just titch. It is like,

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Speaker 2: I mean, here a like all my friends are spawty,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like the you know, talky one that just

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Speaker 2: rocks up to have a bit of fun. So they go,

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Speaker 2: yeahs like, come on, just do one of the races,

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Speaker 2: just like this year. I was like, all right, fine,

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Speaker 2: I'll come back.

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Speaker 1: It's so funny. We all remember that guilt trip. We

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So, like you know, I'm not even like I don't

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Speaker 2: even have the full professional like I'm pretty sure I

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Speaker 6: A bikini or something.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, So I did a backstroke. I get to the end,

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Speaker 2: I look up and like I've come last. But it's

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Speaker 2: not bad. That's not the part that bad. Then I

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Speaker 2: get stung in the neck by a bee. You're like

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Speaker 2: bad Jugular. She's like I've gotten stung by a bee

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Speaker 2: and everyone's looking at me and like all the nurses

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Speaker 2: were like, oh my god, get in the room, like

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Speaker 2: you're gonna have an anathylastic reaction, and I didn't like

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Speaker 2: it was fine. I'm like, I'm gonna allogic to bees.

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Speaker 2: But it was just a humiliation, Like I got drived

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Speaker 2: out of the pool. Everyone's fussing about me, and yeah.

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Speaker 4: Someone said the bee, the bee knew you were useless

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Speaker 4: as well, and the bee was like, you know what

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Speaker 4: I'm going to do.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to sting her when she finishes out of

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Speaker 1: the water. The kids are gonna lumpers. Bees have got

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Speaker 1: a real sensification. By the way, that's fine driving for

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Speaker 1: another day, but I think bees have a great sensification.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Emily most inopportunity times to get stung

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Speaker 1: by a bee would be a great phone top Emily

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Speaker 1: on thirty one or six five. We're talking scarring school

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Speaker 1: carnival encounters.

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Speaker 6: What you got, Hey, guys, how are you going very well?

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Speaker 1: Very well?

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Speaker 6: Mine was I was at my swimming carnival in grade

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Speaker 6: four and it was a really really windy day and

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Speaker 6: we were sitting under like a marquee like watching all

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Speaker 6: like the racism.

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Speaker 1: Of course, of course the safe haven, the safe haven

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Speaker 1: for all of us out there that nothing like a

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Speaker 1: cordial and a cupcake in the shade of the school marquee.

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Speaker 1: What a place to be anyway, carry on him.

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Speaker 6: The wind like it picked up the Marquee and kind

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Speaker 6: of like I was sitting right on like the pole

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Speaker 6: of it. It took me with it.

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Speaker 2: In the air and it dragged up.

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Speaker 6: From my ankle to my shoulder and I was covered

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Speaker 6: in like a massive bruise.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 6: It was really intense. And I don't think I've ever

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Speaker 6: done assimming carnival since then. Wow, I think I'm fake

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Speaker 6: stickiss every day.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just stay out of the Marquee, mate, It's nothing

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Speaker 4: to do with the pool. Maybe watched Marquees first. The

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Speaker 4: pool's been unfairly slanded there. Don't blame the pool, blind

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Speaker 5: Let's go to Rachel. In fact, in both these instances,

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Speaker 5: we've got a story about a bee, and either of

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Speaker 5: than have been about the races at all. Rach, we're

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Speaker 5: talking scarring school carnival stories. What you got for us?

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Speaker 2: Hi? So I was in year seven or eight, I

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Speaker 2: was thirteen years old.

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Speaker 6: I was flat tested.

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Speaker 3: I still am radio.

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Speaker 1: I hope that's an important.

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Speaker 2: I thought it would be a great idea at a

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Speaker 2: Summi carnival to impress somebody to put chicken fill.

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Speaker 1: Its down rage.

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Speaker 3: I kind of had to.

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Speaker 6: Go in after I dove in and retrieved both.

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Speaker 2: Of them Immola voids on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: You know you want to