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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast mini. We had

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Speaker 1: Nave Valvo, who's a comedian in the studio last week.

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Speaker 1: Great dude, Nate, bloody funny not it's in the studio.

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Speaker 1: And he had this theory that gays walk faster than

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Speaker 1: straight people. All right, that was his theory and we

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Speaker 1: tested this. We tested this in the studio because I said,

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Speaker 1: was a way to test this. Google Maps actually makes

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Speaker 1: your walking speed bespoke to you. Right, So, because you

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Speaker 1: walk around with your phone all the time, it's got

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Speaker 1: a very good idea of how fast you walk. So

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Speaker 1: you can see on different people's phones how fast they

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Speaker 1: walk by just putting in the same distance and then

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Speaker 1: checking the times.

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Speaker 2: Are you saying run out that you think the gay

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Speaker 2: man walks faster than the straight man?

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Speaker 3: I have said this for years.

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Speaker 2: Let's all put in the same destination and see what

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Speaker 2: our timing is.

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Speaker 4: Mine says six minutes. Yes, say will you were faster walker.

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Speaker 1: Than a man?

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Speaker 4: Nate?

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Speaker 5: Or are slower?

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Speaker 4: I'm walking a.

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Speaker 6: Game seven minutes. That's from the raft we've all expected.

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Speaker 6: We've all suspected for a long time, and I've thought

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Speaker 6: about this. I've thought about this. It's because I've been

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Speaker 6: blading a lot o.

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Speaker 1: Seriously to friends. Mum's listening. It's okay, it's all right.

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Speaker 4: I've been blading. I'm obviously fudging the figures, but I'm blading.

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Speaker 3: I'm blading times that word around anyway.

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Speaker 1: So what we're what we're doing interesting choice and words

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Speaker 1: with the topic fudging the figures. I mean we all

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Speaker 1: clinched slightly as you started saying that, yeah, because it

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Speaker 1: was it was on the line.

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Speaker 5: Anyway.

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Speaker 3: What we're going to do, we're going to do to

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Speaker 3: Testny's theory.

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Speaker 5: Right now.

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Speaker 1: What we're going to do, we're going to find out

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Speaker 1: if gays actually walk faster?

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Speaker 5: Cool?

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Speaker 1: All right, so everybody can everybody can play this game.

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Speaker 1: It's really really simple. All you've got to do now,

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Speaker 1: I've had to put down a very specific set of coordinates.

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Speaker 1: We all need the same set of coordinates, all right,

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Speaker 1: So you need to get your phone out, pull over,

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Speaker 1: do whatever you need to do. Get your phone out,

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Speaker 1: open Google Maps, okay, and then I want everybody listening

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Speaker 1: to type in mcg as in the sports ground in Melbourne,

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Speaker 1: mcg and then secondly I want you to put Lunar

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Speaker 1: Park also in Melbourne, all right, then thirteen one O

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Speaker 1: six ' five tell us how long it would take

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Speaker 1: you or Google Maps tells you it's going to take

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Speaker 1: you to walk between those two.

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Speaker 3: Destinations, and make sure you've clicked walk.

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Speaker 5: I don't need to call up.

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Speaker 7: And you know, and don't change the root. It'll give

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Speaker 7: you a few roots, but just choose the root that

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Speaker 7: Google Maps gives you. Yes, that's why it's all fair.

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Speaker 3: Mcg. Lunar Park in your Google Maps, give us a call.

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Speaker 1: Tell us how long it tells you to walk there,

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Speaker 1: and then Woody and I and then and then Woody

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Speaker 1: and I will be able to tell what your sexuality

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Speaker 1: is based purely on how on your time Boom, It's

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Speaker 1: going to be totally wild up next, totally based on science.

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Speaker 4: Nath Valve.

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Speaker 5: He said, scientist. His boyfriends are scientists.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so you know by you know association. He's a genius.

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Speaker 7: He's in the numbers six five.

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Speaker 3: Please get involved. MCG to Lunar Park in Melbourne. Tell

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Speaker 3: us what your walk time is.

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Speaker 5: Money.

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Speaker 3: Here's the theory.

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Speaker 1: You can tell whether somebody is gay or straight based

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Speaker 1: on how far they wore, how fast they walk. Now,

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Speaker 1: the way we're going to test this woods is everybody

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Speaker 1: if you've got a phone on you, which you know

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Speaker 1: probably everyone these days.

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Speaker 4: Just actually don't know where my phone is.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well you're out of the game.

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Speaker 1: We already we already know from you though we found

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Speaker 1: out that last time.

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Speaker 4: That's true.

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Speaker 1: So the way this is going to work is you

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Speaker 1: need to put in the mcg yes, and then you

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Speaker 1: need to put in Lunar Park.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 1: So there are two places in Melbourne. We had to

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Speaker 1: choose a city somewhere. Went for bond to bronte you beforehand,

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Speaker 1: but it said that Google obligated you to get an

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Speaker 1: electric bike.

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Speaker 4: Must be a deal with Google.

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Speaker 5: We couldn't get a walk time.

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Speaker 3: It's it kept saying this is the point where you're

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Speaker 3: hire your electric bike.

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Speaker 1: So we've gone. It's gone back to Melbow, a little

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Speaker 1: bit more of a tacky city. So MCG to Luna Park,

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Speaker 1: all right, that's what you need to put it in

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Speaker 1: your Google Maps. I'm straight okay, So I've got the

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Speaker 1: I've got the time here on how how how long

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Speaker 1: it was for me?

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Speaker 2: A whole AG's got Peter on the line here on

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Speaker 2: thirteen one o sixty five.

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Speaker 4: Peter, Hey mate, how are you very very well, now

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Speaker 4: to this point, Peter, well, what's you what's your sexuality?

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Speaker 1: Straight?

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Speaker 4: You're Australia and you one hundred percent?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well it all comes down at the time though,

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Speaker 2: because I said nath valvo comedian nath Valvaux came in

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Speaker 2: the studio last week and said that if you're a

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Speaker 2: fast walker, then you're gay.

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Speaker 1: You're gay, all right, Peter, So MCG to Luna Park?

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Speaker 5: What was your time? One hour and twenty six minutes?

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Speaker 5: Peter straight?

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Speaker 3: Oh, well done, Peter straight, Very good, Peter, thank you

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Speaker 3: very much.

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Speaker 2: That's a nice confirmation for Peter. You know he was

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Speaker 2: confused it all. It didn't sound like he was confused,

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Speaker 2: to be honest.

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Speaker 4: No, no, very sure.

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Speaker 3: Now let's not ask the sexuality this time.

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Speaker 5: I reckon, okay, be able to figure it out based

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Speaker 5: on the time.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: Olivia, Olivia, Yes, welcome. So you put in MCG to

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Speaker 1: Lunar Park on your Google Maps? Yes, okay, what was

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Speaker 1: your time?

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Speaker 5: An hour in sixteen minutes?

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Speaker 3: An hour in sixteen yes, I reckon, I reckon, Olivia

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Speaker 3: is straight?

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Speaker 4: Wow, Okay, there you go, Olivia. Is that true?

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Speaker 1: That is true?

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Speaker 5: There you go.

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Speaker 4: Two from two bang, two from two. Pretty good so far,

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Speaker 4: Nate Valvas. His theory holds up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well let's leave. We've got Sarah here. Sarah, how

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Speaker 3: are you going good? Thanks you very well, Thank you

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Speaker 3: mcg to Lunar Park.

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Speaker 5: You put it into your phone?

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Speaker 3: Yes, all right?

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Speaker 1: Do gays?

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Speaker 5: Do gays walk fast? That's what we're testing. What was

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Speaker 5: your time? One hour and fourteen minutes? I reckon, Sarah

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Speaker 5: could be gay?

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Speaker 4: Interesting Sarah? Are you gay?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 5: I'm straight? Oh, je are you sure? Well, I'm sorry

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Speaker 5: to break it to you.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm not sorry to break it to you, Sarah,

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Speaker 3: but how excited?

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Speaker 5: Rejoice?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? And what a time for you next? Top Mardi Gras?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Any one hundred percent? Sure, Sarah?

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Speaker 4: You a partner? Partner, Sarah, Yeah, I do have a partner.

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Speaker 3: I've been with him for.

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Speaker 4: Two years now.

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Speaker 5: Tough converse? Then should you call him? We might have to,

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Speaker 5: that's a tough convert.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, that's a right.

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Speaker 3: Relationship, technically a lie. Let's go to the dean. I

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Speaker 3: didn't say this would be easy.

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Speaker 1: This is tough for something to probably figure this out again,

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Speaker 1: I'm straight, I'm in an hour and sixteen.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can Dean, that's your time.

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Speaker 1: One hour and fourteen.

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Speaker 5: The Dean's gay? Are you gay?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: John?

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Speaker 2: So sorry so the only I mean, we're one hundred

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Speaker 2: percent strike rad there.

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Speaker 4: The amazing thing is that Sarah Sarah is.

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Speaker 5: Still on the phone.

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Speaker 3: Sarah, Sarah, are you there?

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Speaker 5: Sarah? Are you there? How are you feeling? You're feeling

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Speaker 5: all right?

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Speaker 4: Feeling strike Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Well all right, well let me just test that for

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Speaker 3: a second.

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Speaker 5: If I said to you picture.

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Speaker 3: Woody nude, oiled up, what do you think to yourself?

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Speaker 1: Oh, doesn't turn me.

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Speaker 4: That's just defensive to me.

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Speaker 5: Now can we flip it on me?

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Speaker 3: I enjoyed that it was los for everyone.

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Speaker 4: More of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to