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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: He feeds me lizard food.

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Speaker 3: This was a true call, and you get this in

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Speaker 3: the show. A woman a woman called up accusing her

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Speaker 3: partner of doing this. He go to the supermarket, obviously

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Speaker 3: trying to get a cheap deal.

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Speaker 4: Buys lizard food. Yeah, and then feeds it to it.

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Speaker 2: No, he doesn't feed it to her.

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Speaker 5: Well, no, I don't think the jury is he's got lizards.

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Speaker 2: He's got lizards. He buys the lizard food at the supermarket.

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Speaker 5: And you know this is this is what happens when

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Speaker 5: we play Woodies. Believe it or not, you slip into

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Speaker 5: this deceptive You can't be trusted thrown thrown.

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Speaker 2: On a Monday afternoon, that's for sure.

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Speaker 5: No, Yeah, he buys a box of crickets and hilarious

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Speaker 5: though she caught up to rag on him, and then

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Speaker 5: he caught up immediately afterwards to defend himself.

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Speaker 2: So that's a good gear.

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Speaker 6: Discussion about how if a partner sends their man on

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Speaker 6: a mission to just grab a few simple things, yeah,

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Speaker 6: what they come back with nine times out of ten

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Speaker 6: is just either complete garbage or just unnecessary stuff for

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Speaker 6: the house.

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Speaker 2: Because you're out and about you've been given a license

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Speaker 2: to kill.

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Speaker 3: I'll get three or four of everything as well. Do

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Speaker 3: you guys like that, Like do you load up on

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Speaker 3: stuff three or four?

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Speaker 5: What do you mean?

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Speaker 7: So?

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Speaker 3: I like, if my partner says to me, I need

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Speaker 3: to get some QP mayo, Great, your.

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Speaker 4: Four jars of mayo?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I always say to myself, why don't we

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Speaker 3: save ourselves the next few months and just get four

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Speaker 3: is it on sale?

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Speaker 4: Just get four.

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Speaker 5: Off mayonnaise, can off mayonnaiseyonnaise.

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Speaker 4: But you guys don't stock pile.

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Speaker 2: Not ideally.

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Speaker 5: If I know that it's gonna you know, like a

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Speaker 5: dry biscuit or something.

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Speaker 6: It's going to get a long GM coffee, you might

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Speaker 6: get you might get ten dollars cheap that I wouldn't.

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't buy four in syngovye though you No, I

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Speaker 5: wouldn't do that. Get four of everything, and at the

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Speaker 5: end of the day, the supermarket. I know where you live,

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Speaker 5: the supermarkets five minutes from your MAX.

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Speaker 2: But it's not it's not. Actually you've got to go

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Speaker 2: there every week.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, it's probably bad a stockpile.

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Speaker 8: Isn't it.

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Speaker 4: I think we're showing just why Minnesota.

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Speaker 5: The thing is when you are in the supermarket, though,

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Speaker 5: you know, you walk past the sushi s down you're like, oh, yea,

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Speaker 5: we wouldn't love I love a bit of sushi.

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Speaker 4: Well, wouldn't I get that?

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Speaker 2: You know that's what gets me.

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Speaker 3: You think your partner will love it too. You think

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Speaker 3: your partner will like crazy, like a god. When you

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Speaker 3: come home, you're like, I know you're wanted this list.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got four times the list.

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Speaker 2: Look it out.

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Speaker 4: Coat hangers, Yeah that was so ten bucks off. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I got eighteen of them. Yeah, the deals get me.

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Speaker 4: The yellow tag, the yellow tags. Yeah, we know you

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Speaker 4: dream of yellow tags.

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Speaker 2: You jerk after yellow tags. Pretty much.

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Speaker 4: Let's not bring that to the podcasting.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna get out of here. We'll see, we'll see tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Men are no good at going to the supermarket apparently,

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Speaker 3: which is which is tough right now, because sometimes they're

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Speaker 3: you're trusting everything on the dude, and you just can't.

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Speaker 4: And Edwina Bartholome, you found out the hard way.

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Speaker 3: She was obviously bust into go to the toilet and

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Speaker 3: the house was out of toilet paper, so she sent

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Speaker 3: her husband Neil down to the supermarket. Neil was there

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Speaker 3: to save the day of usly to bring back some

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Speaker 3: dunny roll. Unfortunately, Neil brought back some paper towels. So,

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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know what happened next, but obviously

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Speaker 3: when it was using the big squiz, which I imagine

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Speaker 2: But what is absorbent?

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Speaker 4: I would have thought, have you used a paper towel before?

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Speaker 5: I have really don't think anybody's used the paper towler

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Speaker 3: Woods, I guess if if it was a paper towel,

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Speaker 3: though it's a bit rough there, so I don't want

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Speaker 2: It's heavily absorbent. It's really handy.

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Speaker 4: You just need to dap at the end of the day.

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Speaker 3: But specifica from technique and mean and whatnot? Why are

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Speaker 5: I'm serving a band currently, Woods, Look, I think men.

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Speaker 5: I think men are good at playing to their street

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Speaker 5: like they're good at their home base. Sure, yeah, you know,

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Speaker 5: I've I was used to using a cricket analogy. You

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Speaker 5: play within your V. Sure, I was used to use

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Speaker 5: a dancing analogy. You'd stick to a box step. That's

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Speaker 5: a man in a supermarket. Sure, it's as soon as

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Speaker 5: we get asked to go beyond that that.

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Speaker 2: You start to lose the plot.

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Speaker 4: So what's outside the So, for.

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Speaker 5: Example, I got sent to the supermarket. Your V is

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Speaker 5: essentially what you used to eat in Uni cereal, milk, eggs,

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Speaker 5: a bit of fruit, bit of fruit.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's it. The standard's that's that's that's playing

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Speaker 4: called a delicatest and then there you go.

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Speaker 5: So as soon as you get so for example, I

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Speaker 5: got asked once and only once.

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Speaker 2: To get food for the week.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I felt a little bit like Ritchie Rich

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 5: I just felt like I was too much money, too

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Speaker 5: much responsibility, and at the whole week's food, I have

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Speaker 5: no idea actually, and then all of a sudden, you know,

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Speaker 5: I'm quad biking in the backyard where and the equivalent

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Speaker 5: buying three hundred grams of Tasmanian hot smokesdalmon, and then

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Speaker 5: you get home and your girlfriend's like, jeez, yeah, you

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Speaker 5: know you've been food and we don't even need it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: It just keep keeping to the I'm serving a band.

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Speaker 5: At the moment, it sounds like Jim is called up. Jemmy,

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Speaker 5: you've banned your partner as well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why what do you do?

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Speaker 9: Oh well, I've sent him to the shops a few times.

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Speaker 9: Maybe she's just grab a few things for the house,

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Speaker 9: and he comes back with lizard food or something. He sanks.

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Speaker 2: These new crackers. Honey, they're amazing. Let's go to Sharon.

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Speaker 5: Sharon, you banned your partner from going to the supermarket.

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Speaker 8: Oh hi, I actually work in a supermarket and I

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Speaker 8: come across these boys all the time, and they can

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Speaker 8: be stood in front of a product and you look

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Speaker 8: want to just call them out, and you say, just

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Speaker 8: take a step back and look out for your peripheral vision.

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Speaker 8: Maybe two foot it's that. It's there, Yes, it's.

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Speaker 4: And we're looking for an item. Peripheral.

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Speaker 5: I spend most of my time just asking supermarket workers

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't end up in that situation.

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Speaker 4: It's always right in front of it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, you're like, I wasn't here before. It must

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Speaker 3: we get distracted by the yellow tags. Well that's if

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Speaker 3: you're a cheap ass. You had that on top. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: but I am currently serving a band.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you are currently serving a band. We're gonna go

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Speaker 4: to a song.

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Speaker 3: I just want to know more about your band in particular.

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Speaker 3: So if it's okay with you, I want to call

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Speaker 3: your partner.

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Speaker 4: And I think you order you won't go.

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Speaker 3: You're bending the truth a little bit as to how

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Speaker 3: baded you are at the market. Oh I got too

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Speaker 3: much salami. I want to know just how bad it gets.

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Speaker 3: So right up next to your partner's going to join us.

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Speaker 4: Why were you banned?

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Speaker 5: Really, we're talking about banning men at the supermarket Wars.

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Speaker 5: We just had a woman called jemmach all the show

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Speaker 5: who said she's banned her husband.

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Speaker 2: Because he ends up buying lizard food.

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Speaker 3: Amazingly, lizardman has called the show to defend himself. Obviously, Chris, mate,

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Speaker 3: what's the story? Hello, hello mate, what's the story. You're

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Speaker 3: buying lizard food for your partner?

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Speaker 10: No, well, I'm on the way home, and I heard

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Speaker 10: I heard her voice, and I know her voice really well.

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Speaker 10: And then.

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Speaker 11: That's why.

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Speaker 10: And she said that I go out and forget groceries

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Speaker 10: and I come back before this lizard food. Nine times

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Speaker 10: a box of crickets, one box of crickets, she'll come

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Speaker 10: back with hair ties, shampoos, conditioners and would you get

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Speaker 10: that pie? Like they don't sell that at the pet shop.

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Speaker 3: Way to defend your Chris, it's a box of creates.

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Speaker 5: Now, look, I'm glad he got to devending. I'm looking

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Speaker 5: forward to defending myself now. I'm currently serving a supermarket band.

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Speaker 5: We're going to call my partner Sam.

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Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, let's dollar right, I'll take the call first.

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Speaker 3: I don't wanted to get to defensive.

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Speaker 4: Can we go?

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Speaker 7: Hello?

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Speaker 4: Hello? Sam?

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Speaker 7: Hello?

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Speaker 4: Hi, going good?

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Speaker 3: I just wanted to ask you a very friendly question.

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Speaker 3: Why is Will banned from going to the supermarket.

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Speaker 7: Because he buys too much?

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Speaker 3: I told you, too much, so much, so much unnecessary things.

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Speaker 7: He spends so much money in the supermarket.

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Speaker 4: He's just outrageous, Like what are we doing?

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Speaker 3: So like he'll go to the supermarket to just go

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Speaker 3: and get like a list of things.

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Speaker 7: Well, no, well I recently started giving him a list

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Speaker 7: because he's always overboard. But even with the list, he

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Speaker 7: still comes home with like three bags full of just

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Speaker 7: unnecessary things.

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Speaker 3: Sam, there's a there's a growing feeling amongst Australia that

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Speaker 3: Will is becoming very posh. Is there anything like very

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Speaker 3: posh that he buys or sort of upper class?

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Speaker 7: I wanted to say, like, I don't think he's becoming

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Speaker 7: He's always been push But it's not.

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Speaker 3: Just what's what's the what's the most posh item he

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Speaker 3: comes home with from the supermarket?

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Speaker 12: Oh, that is a very good for sure.

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Speaker 7: Probably the nine dollars little clami package that he got yesterday.

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Speaker 4: Oh well nine dollars alone.

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Speaker 2: You Sam, you bitch. You put me up to that.

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Speaker 2: You told me to get the suppriser. Actually, no, you

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Speaker 2: because I was leaving the.

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Speaker 5: House and you were like, I was like, I'll get

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Speaker 5: the supermarket for you because you're in the middle of studying,

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Speaker 5: and you were like, no, no, no, don't worry.

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Speaker 2: About it, because way to go.

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Speaker 5: And then you gave me a list of like five

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Speaker 7: No, No, No, I already did it.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 5: Thinks he is the boss of gos and he wants

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Speaker 4: The boss of God.

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Speaker 2: For gossip. Yeah right, I was gonna work on that.

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Speaker 3: I got near the owner, I didn't make it.

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Speaker 4: I think it was carnage? Carnage for bar We can

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Speaker 5: Bish prove that she doesn't know how to fish for

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Speaker 4: The dish, and the Bish loves to dish. I ask,

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Speaker 3: When I started this campaign to become the boss of

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Speaker 4: What is your backstory?

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Speaker 4: How did you get into GOS?

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Speaker 12: You know, I'm just going to challenge you that for

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Speaker 5: He catered his answer, because you're on the phone and

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Speaker 5: there's no doubt about that.

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Speaker 2: There is no doubt about that. I didn't know you

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Speaker 12: Yes, there's yeah. Wow.

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Speaker 2: It's a compliment but also burns forwards.

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Speaker 4: And again it shows how much research you do. You're good, fish,

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Speaker 4: You're very good.

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Speaker 5: She's Good's got you on the ground. She doesn't assume anything,

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Speaker 2: There you go a little.

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Speaker 12: Bit of a little bit of truth in gos, a

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Speaker 4: All right, Well, I've me to prove myself, Angela Bishop,

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Speaker 2: Your head woods. Flex's Flex's muscle here in the Goss arena.

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Speaker 5: Yet he's mighty impressive, really, you think so for everybody

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Speaker 4: She refused to give it.

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Speaker 2: To your Wow.

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Speaker 5: and extra renee.

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Speaker 8: My career is on the line here.

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Speaker 3: I never they actually started dating and then they broke

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Speaker 2: What he's correct, you're going down burns to you is

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Speaker 5: Was originally called untitled teenage sex comedy that can be

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Speaker 5: made for under ten million dollars that most breeders will

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Speaker 4: You will love Woody American Pie.

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Speaker 5: It was wow, wow wow wow.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: Look I'm shaking. I'm shaking him a boot. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 12: you know this is this is going to be tough.

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Speaker 2: How long have you been doing gos for and Bishop.

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Speaker 12: Only since nineteen ninety four?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 12: You know, I'm new to be.

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Speaker 4: So you've had your time at the top, Angela Bishop time?

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Speaker 5: And what's your what's your like you know gosp routine

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Speaker 12: Love this thing in the morning, I'm deep gianond Wow.

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Speaker 3: it's time to say, yeah, well let's find out. Let's

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Speaker 2: We're gonna go.

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Speaker 5: We're going to do a song. On the other side,

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Speaker 2: The hair of son. No, wherever you get your goss

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Speaker 5: Well then we got a goss off right on the

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Speaker 2: Well then whatio what he is a boss of God?

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Speaker 2: Don't for gossip you.

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Speaker 5: Ge bars from Extra she met a watery grave Brooke

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Speaker 5: Bony yesterday gone.

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Speaker 4: She d KFC during the gossip.

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Speaker 5: She was a little bit lack She was a little

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Speaker 4: New to the game. She doesn't get she doesn't take

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Speaker 3: Someone who does take gost seriously though, is someone who's

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Speaker 4: For twenty six years. Yeah, her name is Angela Bishop.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Angela Hello.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so Andrew's the ch is then inctate reporter at

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Speaker 5: Channel ten. She's been doing this for a very long time.

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Speaker 5: And the way it works, I asked the question, Yes,

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Speaker 2: Points if the tidbit is sufficiently interesting.

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Speaker 12: Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: To you ready?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 12: I'm ready?

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 3: Can I just ask you before I take you down?

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Speaker 3: Because I am confident? Just to show how big you

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Speaker 12: Well in an interview since Princess Diana?

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Speaker 13: Bloody hell, totally wild? Okay, here we go, intimidated myself,

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Speaker 2: Oh God, all right, let's get into it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, first question, which celebrity almost died in a car

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Speaker 6: What do you?

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Speaker 4: Kevin Hart? Kevin Hart is?

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Speaker 5: Kevin Hart is correct?

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Speaker 12: Ke New Cork Show where he got John travolted to

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Speaker 3: Gidd that new show is called Heart to hearty times

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Speaker 12: Who lost out hosting the Oscars because of some old

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Speaker 5: Did, he did, he did, think we have to give

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Speaker 5: it to the bish there for she did it.

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Speaker 2: I mean she doubled down.

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Speaker 5: She got the old Travolta fact, then she got the Oscars.

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Speaker 5: You just had the name hard to Heart, which I

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Speaker 2: All right, here we go, next question. Wow, Bishop, she had.

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Speaker 5: Her with the speed, she had you with the tidbitch

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Speaker 4: We're not surprised she has shown her hunger there as well.

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Speaker 4: She doubled down on the room she did.

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Speaker 5: Okay, what did George Clooney sell in twenty seventeen for

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Speaker 12: Dollars rich tequila company?

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Speaker 2: He did? He sold his Ticula company for a billion.

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Speaker 4: George Clooney has a beautiful house in Lake Como.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna George.

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Speaker 12: He's also got a house on an island in the

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Speaker 12: Thames that he and Mile whone you were telling me

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Speaker 4: A blood that once had a wine from Chateau mon.

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Speaker 2: Come on, that's a lie. That is a lie.

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Speaker 3: So George Cloud, George Kenney, George Clooney wants to Capoo

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Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, we all know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is devastating.

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Speaker 5: It is an absolute blood bar and it's the best

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Speaker 2: Be it's all over.

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Speaker 13: Now.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to tighten in on these tidbits fish and

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Speaker 5: From now on, they have been bloody tidbits for all

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Speaker 12: Their favorite dinner party. Yes, but anyway, we'll go on.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, who are they and who are the dinner guests?

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Speaker 12: There were people that they had over pretty regularly, like

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Speaker 12: Stephen when they're in London, Stephen fry Is, he was

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Speaker 5: This is Verdune for all those World War One fans.

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Speaker 2: There we go.

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Speaker 4: The white flag is coming out from my pocket.

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Speaker 2: Then I come on, come, what are you down to love?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Ye, all right, which co starred Taylor Swift date after

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Speaker 2: Give you three more seconds, Taylor?

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Speaker 3: One Taylor, Lord, he's got.

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Speaker 2: It, but he's got it.

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Speaker 5: the top, given that you got the question incorrect. So

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Speaker 5: two one, wow, Wait, it is heading up out here.

451
00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:54,760
Speaker 5: We're going to have to go to a song and

452
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Speaker 5: go to another spot. It's current lying two one two

453
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Speaker 5: end Bishop in the Gossip, as Woods tries to prove

454
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Speaker 5: these the boss of the Gossip, Jeezy, is having a

455
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:06,960
Speaker 5: hard time getting around Channel tens entertainment reporter twenty six

456
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,440
Speaker 5: years in the Biers, starting to show he is on.

457
00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:14,480
Speaker 2: The back foot, all right, So yes, will.

458
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,879
Speaker 4: And fish proved that she knows how to fish for gossip.

459
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:18,879
Speaker 2: That's what we've gone with.

460
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:24,440
Speaker 5: Stinks of a scrappy prep session beforehand, all right, guys,

461
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:27,679
Speaker 5: So two to one two, and at the moment in

462
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:28,880
Speaker 5: the Gossip it is best of five.

463
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:29,600
Speaker 2: So she wins this.

464
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,320
Speaker 5: She wins it all Woods, and you are not the

465
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Speaker 5: boss of goss in Australia.

466
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Speaker 4: The end of your run. Just get to this, all right,

467
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:36,359
Speaker 4: all right.

468
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,199
Speaker 5: Here we go, Angie, ready, Yeah, I'm ready, all right,

469
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,960
Speaker 5: let's do it. Rachel McAdams wore a ten thousand dollars item.

470
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,879
Speaker 2: During the filming of Mean Girls.

471
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Speaker 5: Was it a shoe lifts to make her seem taller

472
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Speaker 5: and more dominant, b contact lenses to make her eyes

473
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Speaker 5: blue and pop on screen more? Or see a blonde

474
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Speaker 5: wig made of hair? Woody, I'm gonna have to give

475
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Speaker 5: it to Woody bish.

476
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Speaker 4: Okay, got you on speed there. Although this is a

477
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Speaker 4: guess it's the wig.

478
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,600
Speaker 2: S He's correct, it is the wig.

479
00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:14,359
Speaker 12: Lindsay Lohan, who was the co star in Mean Girls,

480
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Speaker 12: had her own hair.

481
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:25,240
Speaker 5: No, minded did not mind it. Jesus, I think you

482
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,040
Speaker 5: about to say you went to dinner with Lindsay Lohan

483
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,119
Speaker 5: and I would have given it to you.

484
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Speaker 2: But rely it does.

485
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:37,600
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, god, she's differs differ and we're gonna move on.

486
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,560
Speaker 2: It does have to relate, It does have to relate.

487
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Speaker 3: Okay, this is this is the tools to This is Jeu,

488
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:48,520
Speaker 3: this is bloody hell, it's been a pretty world comeback

489
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Speaker 3: so far.

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Speaker 4: Come on.

491
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Speaker 5: Kim Kardashian's twenty eleven wedding to a basketballer Chris Humphries

492
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Speaker 5: lasted how many days?

493
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Speaker 2: Fish?

494
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Speaker 12: Fifty four?

495
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:00,600
Speaker 2: That incorrect.

496
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Speaker 5: So you've taken yourself out of the tid bidding ah.

497
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Speaker 12: And the first interview she gave after that divorce, after

498
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Speaker 12: that marriage.

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00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 2: Ended, was with me, oh, so great tid bit. You

500
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 2: had a great tidbit. You should have waited.

501
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 5: You should know, you should have waited away, You should

502
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Speaker 5: have waited.

503
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Speaker 2: How many days?

504
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 5: How many days did Kim Kardashian? How many days was

505
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Speaker 5: she married to? Chris Humphries for I'm going to.

506
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Speaker 4: Talk you through what's going through my head. I'm not sure.

507
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,360
Speaker 3: Britney Spears was married to a guy called Jason Alexander

508
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Speaker 3: for seventy two hours. I think that's why the number

509
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Speaker 3: seventy two is coming to mind for me. Given it

510
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Speaker 3: came to my mind, I'm gonna have to lock in

511
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Speaker 3: seventy two days?

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Speaker 2: Will seventy two days? Kim Kardashians, she doesn't live, went

513
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Speaker 2: into a boss world. Chris Humphries, This is for the win.

514
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Speaker 2: I remember, it's too much of a co instance. Angela

515
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Speaker 2: Bishop thinks it is.

516
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Speaker 5: That's because she could be knocked out in a comeback

517
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Speaker 5: from what he.

518
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Speaker 2: The boss have got, and he is the boss.

519
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Speaker 3: Seventy two days, seventy two days, he's done.

520
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Speaker 2: It's taken herself out of the Wow.

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Speaker 5: I cannot believe that from two down and Bishop had

522
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Speaker 5: the tidbit off. She had the first interview with them

523
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Speaker 5: alters and she couldn't reach into her bag to finish

524
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Speaker 5: it day long.

525
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Speaker 12: Do you know what I think? You know? I think

526
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,879
Speaker 12: I have provided the perfect stepping stone for you to

527
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Speaker 12: be taken the king of the mountains, for you to

528
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Speaker 12: take on Dicky.

529
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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 12: Wow, have you got the confidence now?

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Speaker 4: I think I'm ready?

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Speaker 7: She was.

533
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Speaker 2: She was graceful in defeat as well. I mean round

534
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Speaker 2: a poor friend at the end of the.

535
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Speaker 4: Day, I mean copper fish a transfer.

536
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 2: Wow. Really only done in the technicality.

537
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Speaker 5: I think she proved numerous times that she had far

538
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Speaker 5: better stories, far better information. That's why she is the

539
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Speaker 5: number one in border at Channel ten. Angela Bishop, it's

540
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Speaker 5: been a pleasure talking to you.

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Speaker 12: Look, I have had fun. I'm now going to go

542
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Speaker 12: and sob in the corner. Oh, my friend George and

543
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 12: they him talk me off to you.

544
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:11,399
Speaker 5: Oh, goss is a dish best served cold to the bush?

545
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,880
Speaker 2: How about it? What he moves on in the goss Off?

546
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 2: Extraordinary stuff. What a goss off it was? And for

547
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 2: joining us.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

549
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Speaker 4: It's time for believe.

550
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 3: He's got some sweet facts and stores.

551
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Speaker 2: Some of them are real.

552
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Speaker 4: Some she whizz? Does this get heated? Australia.

553
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Speaker 5: I just speak to my psychologists about this game the

554
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 5: other day.

555
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Speaker 2: Did you really did Yeah?

556
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Speaker 4: Could you take it too seriously?

557
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 2: Because I get very angry because I get so angry.

558
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 4: You do get grumpy.

559
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Speaker 2: I get very angry.

560
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you didn't do anything.

561
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,120
Speaker 5: Because I feel I feel like I feel I feel

562
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Speaker 5: like I'm in Europe and I'm getting thwarted by some

563
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,160
Speaker 5: of those guys on the street and they're like, oh,

564
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Speaker 5: just follow the just follow the which which which cup

565
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Speaker 5: is the fifty dollars note under it? And sure it's

566
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Speaker 5: one of them. And then you look like an idiot

567
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Speaker 5: in front of a.

568
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Speaker 2: Crowd of people.

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Speaker 4: It's the brilliance of the game, not really brilliance, the

570
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 4: brilliance at all. Anyway, Yes, you're a fraud.

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Speaker 2: I am not a fraud, and he myself called just

572
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Speaker 2: told me that. He said, I've listened to the game.

573
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 2: I've listened to this segment or listened to Woody a bit. Yeah,

574
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Speaker 2: he's a loser and a fraud. And I was like

575
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Speaker 2: it maybe feel a lot better.

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Speaker 4: Yours, Like Goldgers called me a loser and a fraud.

577
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Speaker 4: What's his name? Bring him down? That's defamation. Now. I

578
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 4: do like to theme up, believe it or not, just

579
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Speaker 4: to keep it topical.

580
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Speaker 2: Just to keep it relevant.

581
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Speaker 4: That's that's how I sell it to the boss.

582
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Speaker 3: Today we found out that the Queen Yes is lawyering up.

583
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Speaker 3: She is getting lawyers to take on Meghan Markle and

584
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Speaker 3: Harry because Harry's revealed he's releasing his memoir.

585
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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah next year.

586
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Speaker 3: During her platinum jubilee, she's gone platinum, very excited.

587
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Speaker 4: How many years does that will fifty forty? Thought that

588
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Speaker 4: was diamond. Diamond's probably fifty forty less than diamond. I've

589
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Speaker 4: thought you a diamond, No, I know, think.

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00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 2: We're talking about before. I think platinum is less than diamond.

591
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, platinum is seventy You are way off, he said,

592
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 3: Like she's ruled for seventy years.

593
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 5: Yes, Rue running out of things to call it.

594
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 4: Surely seriously, I mean they're stretching with platinum.

595
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 2: What else do you call it? From there?

596
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 4: What's what's what is platinum?

597
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 2: Well, let's just get anyway.

598
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we've talked far along about the queen lawyering

599
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 3: up and what is platinum?

600
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Speaker 2: But here we go.

601
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Speaker 4: These are just these are just facts.

602
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 5: Slash stories, lies that you tell me to deceive me

603
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Speaker 5: carry out.

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Speaker 3: Not all Lise okay, number one, best of five, best

605
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 3: of five. The Queen herself, who was going platinum next year,

606
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Speaker 3: gets woken up every single morning by bagpipes.

607
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 4: Oh that suck bagpipes every single morning. That's my impression

608
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Speaker 4: of bagpipe.

609
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 2: Yes, that's true.

610
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Speaker 4: I think that's true. Hell good stuff.

611
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 2: Yes, wow.

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00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 5: A fire, isn't he Jeeson like Matt Shervington over fastest

613
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Speaker 5: man in the world. All of a sudden, jewels, Well

614
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,439
Speaker 5: expect you to get that a sudden. You're in an

615
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 5: area where I might know of it or something.

616
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 4: All right, here we go, there we go.

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Speaker 2: I know Britain, I know Britain.

618
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,120
Speaker 5: Here we go.

619
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Speaker 2: Talk to me. He's talked to me.

620
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:25,199
Speaker 4: Bloody hell that was that was a bank of for mine? One.

621
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Speaker 2: I hate this game, but I love it. It's hard

622
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:29,919
Speaker 2: to know where you stand, doesn't it? You know when

623
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 2: you get a win.

624
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:38,959
Speaker 3: Prince Charles gets his shoelaces ironed every single day. Every

625
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:43,360
Speaker 3: day you get someone to iron shoelacers every single day?

626
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 3: Is that true? I made it out places I don't know.

627
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 3: I've never done it.

628
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 2: Oh, how do your iron your shoe? Would you iron

629
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:57,919
Speaker 2: your shoelacers?

630
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Speaker 4: I don't think that's true.

631
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Speaker 5: I don't thin it's plaus.

632
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 2: Because you have round tree lacers.

633
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,479
Speaker 5: I don't think it's true. I don't think it's true.

634
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 3: That is true, My friend, Australia, we are one all.

635
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 3: We're gonna have to go to a song. This is

636
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 3: totally wild. You listening to Will don't know what Glad

637
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 3: Rapp is. I don't care about carry on. It's amazing

638
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 3: right now.

639
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,679
Speaker 2: It's what he's believing or not.

640
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:32,360
Speaker 4: It's time believe. Couldn't be tighter. It is one all, Australia.

641
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Speaker 3: We are doing Royal family facts today because the Queen's

642
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 3: lawyering up.

643
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 4: She wants to take on Harry and Meghan in the courts.

644
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 4: Totally wild stuff. He's bringing out his memoirs, she's pissed.

645
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 2: We don't care.

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00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 5: Can I give you a genuinely good, nice little fact

647
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 5: about the royal family before you move on?

648
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's actually like quite interesting.

649
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 5: Rather than you making up things about you know what,

650
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 5: Charles butters his bread with.

651
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Speaker 2: Iron, it's relevant.

652
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Speaker 4: Someone for it.

653
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 5: So apparently I didn't know this, but I didn't watch

654
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 5: the whole Oprah interview. But I was listening to a

655
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 5: podcast on The Little Mermaid today and apparently Meghan Markle

656
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 5: said that she felt like Ariel and the Little Mermaid

657
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 5: because she was she wanted to marry a prince and

658
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 5: then a witch took her voice away.

659
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 4: Jeez, which is exactly what happens.

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00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 2: Isn't that wild that she said that. I didn't know

661
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 2: she said that.

662
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 4: That is a pretty well fun fact.

663
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, that's a bit grim.

664
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Speaker 4: That was pretty grim. I like to get my facts

665
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Speaker 4: a light. All right, here we go where one all?

666
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 4: It is best of five, so first of three?

667
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 2: Yep, oh god, I heard this game. I hate that

668
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 2: I care. I hate that I care, I hate.

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Speaker 11: That I care.

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00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:49,719
Speaker 4: Let's do it. Come on.

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Speaker 3: The Queen Yes, has been known to cover her toes

672
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 3: in peanut butter, Yes, and have the corgies lick it off.

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00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 2: Oh god, that is sick.

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Speaker 5: It's sick. It's sick, it's seek it stinks of a

675
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Speaker 5: you fact, Are you trying to double bluff me? Are

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Speaker 5: trying to double bluff me?

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Speaker 4: Have you ever had panut? But I licked off your toes?

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Speaker 4: Don't ask me questions what I'm thinking.

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Speaker 2: Enough I think it's true. That's fake. The queen doesn't

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Speaker 2: have been. But I understand that. I understand, I understand

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Speaker 2: how it works. But it's a double bluff.

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Speaker 5: You know, we didn't think that Yoshi Tucker Shitter was

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Speaker 5: going to be someone's name. We didn't think that a

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Speaker 5: baby was going to get hurt off a reef. Don't

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Speaker 5: don't insult me with you with your own with the

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Speaker 5: way that you work this, because that's the way that

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Speaker 5: you do it. You try and con me into a

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Speaker 5: double bluff and then you rub it in my face,

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Speaker 5: and that's why it hurts, and that's why I get angry.

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Speaker 3: It is brilliant, So don't throw it back in my

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Speaker 3: face to one, because you know that's how.

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Speaker 4: You work to one. I'm in the lead, all right,

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Speaker 4: Come on?

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Speaker 2: Is this impossible for me to win this? Either way?

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Speaker 5: The logic behind that being a fact works, it's a

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Speaker 5: double bluff or it's outrageous fact. So come on, give

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Speaker 5: me another princible answer.

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Speaker 4: Prince Charles. Yeah, it does sit down wheeze.

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Speaker 2: I actually think that's true. I actually think that's true.

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Speaker 2: For some reason, I think I think I thought that

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Speaker 2: was true.

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Speaker 3: Apparently he travels with his toilet's seat with him everywhere.

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Speaker 5: That's making as it was, he travels with his own toilets.

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Speaker 2: See that is true.

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Speaker 4: He doesn't down, he stands like an adult. That is

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Speaker 4: the wind though it's.

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Speaker 1: The Women Woody podcast.

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Speaker 5: We've got a brand new podcast for you guys. It's

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Speaker 5: called Wine and Snacks. I bring a bottle of wine.

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Speaker 2: What do he brings?

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Speaker 5: Some snacks and I try and explain things while we

712
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Speaker 5: steadily descend into the abyss as we drink the wine.

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Speaker 2: Sack of wine.

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Speaker 14: Tasty burger in the US, and they very rich people

715
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Speaker 14: like to drink of wine.

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Speaker 4: What do you guys want?

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Speaker 5: Sour cream and onion ships, the beef Jerkey's and King

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Speaker 5: of Photo.

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Speaker 4: So Havin does a street appointments.

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Speaker 1: Which that's it.

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Speaker 4: I like to drink mine more.

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Speaker 2: As wine and snacks.

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Speaker 5: You can get it wherever you get your podcast woulds

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Speaker 5: and look, Look, I think that this particular episode of

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Speaker 5: Wine and Snacks is actually a really good podcast if

726
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Speaker 5: you've got kids and that you're in lockdown right now.

727
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Speaker 5: This episode is all about the inner child, which is

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Speaker 5: the child that we all get told to grow up from,

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Speaker 5: and it's a really interesting examination of how much damage

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Speaker 5: not actually sorting out those issues that you have when

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Speaker 5: you are a kid can express themselves and contaminate your

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Speaker 5: life as an adult. It's things that you never get

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Speaker 5: let behind, and there are things there that I think

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Speaker 5: are really interesting.

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Speaker 2: You me and our.

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Speaker 5: Button pusher Joel do the podcast together. We each have

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Speaker 5: to bring something every week when we do the podcast,

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Speaker 5: and when we're talking about you're in a child, the

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Speaker 5: thing that I brought this week for Wine and Snacks

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Speaker 5: was actually my girlfriend's dad, Frank, because he specializes in

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Speaker 5: child narrative therapy as a therapist. And I think this

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Speaker 5: is just going to be a fascinating bit of audio

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Speaker 5: for you guys. You can get it on the full

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Speaker 5: podcast wherever you get your podcasts. But this is Frank

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Speaker 5: talking about finding his girls. One of them is my

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Speaker 5: partner Sam obviously, but finding his girls at home after

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Speaker 5: their finger painted their brand new white walls. And as

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Speaker 5: a parent, there are a lot of frustrated parents right now.

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Speaker 5: I just think he spoke really, really beautifully about separating

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Speaker 5: the child doing from the child being. I'll let him

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Speaker 5: explain more. I told him, no, don't do that.

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Speaker 2: Finger paint is nuts for the walls and things like that.

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Speaker 11: So I was extremely upset until five minutes later I

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Speaker 11: could laugh about it, because of course it's the nicest

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Speaker 11: thing you can do fingerpaint a white wall. I mean,

756
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Speaker 11: what else is there to be done. But then what

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Speaker 11: you should do as a parent is to separate the

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Speaker 11: behavior from the being. Because they were having fun and

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Speaker 11: and and I didn't use that much force in my

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Speaker 11: voice that I that I didn't kick out the playfulness

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Speaker 11: of the kids. So what you have to do is

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Speaker 11: to say, listen, listen, girls, I love it that you're

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Speaker 11: playing like this.

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Speaker 15: I love you having fun, I love you painting. However,

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Speaker 15: you shouldn't paint the wall. It's meant to go on

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Speaker 15: the paper, and and.

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Speaker 11: There you make the distinction between their behavior and their being.

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Speaker 11: And what I noticed too often is that there are

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Speaker 11: that there are people who still suffer where they they

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Speaker 11: became human human doings and not human beings. So you

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Speaker 11: should always say you, as a kid are fine. As

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Speaker 11: a kid, You're fine, You are okay. As a as

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Speaker 11: a human being, you are okay. Things that you do

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Speaker 11: and the.

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Speaker 5: Action rather than the person right the doing, rather the

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Speaker 5: human doings human being. It's a bloody fascinating chat from Frank.

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Speaker 5: Also hilarious with my father in law on the podcast

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Speaker 5: when I got to intervene and then he talks over

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Speaker 5: me and I get put back in my place.

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Speaker 4: I loved that.

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Speaker 6: One of the all time great Will and Woody moments

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Speaker 6: was the then cut off and then told repeatedly, no

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Speaker 6: I'm not done talking.

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Speaker 3: I'm just dismissed so easily swept away one floor with me.

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Speaker 5: So the podcast is about the inner child. It's on

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Speaker 5: wine and snacks it. There's a lot to do with

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Speaker 5: this movie Hook as well, which you can fight, and

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Speaker 5: just the fascination we have with Hook, largely because rather

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Speaker 5: than winning the day with in the movie Hook, with

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Speaker 5: something that he had, he gets outside of himself. So

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Speaker 5: something like he doesn't pull the sword from a stone

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Speaker 5: or doing it, he doesn't get a magical power to

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Speaker 5: win the date.

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Speaker 2: Well, he learns how to fly.

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Speaker 5: But the way that he gets there, the way that

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Speaker 5: he gets there is through connecting with the child that's

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Speaker 5: in him. And that's the chat that we have with

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Speaker 5: Frank on wine and snacks as well.

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Speaker 2: It's all about.

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Speaker 5: Reconnecting with the kid and how important that is for

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Speaker 5: you to heal who you are as an adult. We

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Speaker 5: also talk on the about the inner child. We talk

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Speaker 5: all about the best things that existed when you were

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Speaker 5: a child. It's incredibly nostalgic. As a six year old,

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Speaker 5: what was your number one moment? Let's go day to day,

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Speaker 5: let's get rid of birthdays and Christmases and special occasions.

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Speaker 4: The first thing to mind is mum or Dad? More dad,

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Speaker 4: if I'm being honest, making a spontaneous decision to like

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Speaker 4: go and get ice creamps.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Min was exactly the same.

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Speaker 4: That's it.

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Speaker 3: It was like you'd be sitting there a beautiful night

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Speaker 3: and you'd be sitting there doing your homework and yeah, Dad,

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Speaker 3: of walking your door and go like, mate, put that down,

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Speaker 3: let's go and get ask what what what is happening?

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Speaker 3: It's a Tuesday day. Goes stuff it, Let's go and

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Speaker 3: get ice creams and you were just like, holy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was wild. And then you get there and

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Speaker 2: they're like, all right, guys, Vanilla Dixie is only one.

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Speaker 5: You've got the four dollar magna mego in your hand

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Speaker 5: called Wine and Snacks. You can get wherever you get

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Speaker 5: your podcast. Just search Wine and Snacks will and what

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Speaker 5: the new episode on Inner Child And then this week

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Speaker 5: again is about deja vu. That's all we're going to

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Speaker 5: be delving into on Wine and Snacks. Right up next,

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Speaker 5: got a brand new song parody for you, all about

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Speaker 5: those fires a wankers who got the better vaccines.

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Speaker 1: It's the Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 5: Currently there are two vaccines that are available in Australia.

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Speaker 5: You've got the hard working, honest I mean, in general,

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Speaker 5: probably really decent person's vaccine, which is the astrosenic.

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Speaker 3: Of course, of course is when we're not biased, but yeah,

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Speaker 3: both of us have the astrosenic.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely absolutely, but we're not biased. But but we're we're

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Speaker 5: with the common man, of course, were at the end

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Speaker 5: of the day.

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Speaker 4: That's it.

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Speaker 5: And then there are these toffs. Are these people who

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Speaker 5: look down on us.

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Speaker 3: And they do because they're still wearing their stick Yeah,

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Speaker 3: they still wear their stickers.

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Speaker 4: Might as well tattoo those things on.

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Speaker 2: Yes, seriously, they're fires are wankers.

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Speaker 5: They're out there, and we ask the audience the other day,

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Speaker 5: if you are a fires awaker, give us a call

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Speaker 5: to hear from you. And I mean, like the proof

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Speaker 5: is in the pudding.

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Speaker 4: It was ridiculous.

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Speaker 12: We got the premium.

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Speaker 7: Blue.

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Speaker 12: Yes, we're traditionally got blue planning.

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Speaker 7: Now we'll go and call you scum.

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Speaker 10: I'll just call you just beneath the priority.

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Speaker 5: So if you head to William Woody on the socials,

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00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 5: now you can see this for yourself. But you and

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Speaker 5: I are inspired by this to make a song parody

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Speaker 5: about fires of wankers, using the only song which was

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Speaker 5: appropriate for a couple of AstraZeneca boys to sing over,

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00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 5: an Assie Battler song in and of itself. The video

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Speaker 5: the music videos online for you guys to see for yourself,

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Speaker 5: involving some extraordinary, extraordinary green screen acrobatics.

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00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 4: You'll never know it's a green screen so realistic.

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Speaker 5: I'm out digital producing Kate, who's done a wonderful job.

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Speaker 2: But here is the parody. Have a listen.

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Speaker 4: This is to all those fires of wankers out there.

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Speaker 2: Well, there's a poshkit zippern on a Lotte on his

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Speaker 2: rich dad, his yut. He's been back sol. Ye, he

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Speaker 2: didn't get easy.

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Speaker 5: He stills the fizzer sticker that he got his slips

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Speaker 5: on his loafers.

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Speaker 2: His suit's made of gophers. He tells everyone that is seeds.

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Speaker 2: Oh you had the as you piece of shit.

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Speaker 4: He doesn't make eye context covers me. It's fid conscious.

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Speaker 3: See we both had the facts.

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Speaker 5: But you're not classically trained to play a side. Yes,

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Speaker 5: there is a sax solo in the middle of it.

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Speaker 2: There is, of course there is.

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Speaker 5: But if you go on it will what revery fosse

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Speaker 5: on the socials. You can send the music video there

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Speaker 5: and feel free to tag and torch any one of

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Speaker 5: your fizer flog matt.

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Speaker 4: S name and shame them because they're out there.

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Speaker 5: They're looking down their noises at us, and we need

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Speaker 5: a chance to put these people out in the public

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Speaker 5: and heard them up and let them.

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Speaker 2: Live peaceful lives their herd immunity. Uh, they're back. Get

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Speaker 2: the jab, guys, Get the jab anyway.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, look at videos online with them when you want

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Speaker 5: to check it out for yourselves.

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Speaker 2: It's a red hot music videos. I said, please torch

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Speaker 2: and tag.

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Speaker 5: All your fires and flogging mates out there who are

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Speaker 5: giving you grief for getting the as see.

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