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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Jim Y Rye has been working harder than newsagents stacking

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Speaker 2: the latest edition of Maxim's Hot one hundred, where we

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Speaker 2: have discovered where Amanda has come three spots up from

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Speaker 2: last year. Is a big deal. You're very competitive upwards,

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Speaker 2: my friend.

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Speaker 1: Well, next year chances are it won't be so you know,

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Speaker 1: don't put this.

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Speaker 2: Pressure right now. I want you to bask.

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Speaker 1: I think you're basking. And also you can put the

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Speaker 1: magazine away now we've discovered it.

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Speaker 2: No, it's great, it's great. And look to see that.

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Speaker 1: Stop that shassy, just stop.

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Speaker 2: Look at that they've done with that Harley Dunson. That

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Speaker 2: is that is spectacular and he's come up with this

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Speaker 2: Jen White Rise, Jimmy Jabb.

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Speaker 3: But I was just working on my festival outfit. By

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Speaker 3: now everyone has seen the footage of that jacked up

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Speaker 3: kangaroo going to town on that poor little dog. They

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Speaker 3: may be on our coat of arms, but kangaroos can

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Speaker 3: be real a holes and to be honest, they've got form.

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Speaker 2: Remember that time on the Mighty the Monster Show. That's right, and.

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Speaker 1: This is a man in a like a Furies outfit.

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Speaker 4: The kangaroos is waiting, lady. He had him on the

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Speaker 4: ground but didn't let him go.

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Speaker 1: You know, we all grew up loving Skippy, but sometimes,

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Speaker 1: let's say, kangaroos can be assholes. Sorry, sorry about that.

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Speaker 3: This got the tribal drum beating. Kangaroos are a holes.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Mark, missus and were on a swag caving holiday.

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Speaker 5: We had to get up in the middle of the

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Speaker 5: night getting of the swag. Bloody kangaroo started to boil

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Speaker 5: me up, so I started running away in the basket. Jo.

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Speaker 1: He wondered about your pouch on short, I.

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Speaker 5: Can't quit you.

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Speaker 3: Dancing with the Stars is coming back with a new host.

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Speaker 3: It seems old mate is being replaced by that big

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Speaker 3: vet that Amanda used to work with on TV.

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Speaker 1: Darryl Summers went rogue. This is Darryl's statement yesterday. Seven

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Speaker 1: let me know recently that they have signed Chris Brown

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Speaker 1: to the network full time and among his commitments, he

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Speaker 1: will be hosting Dancing with the Stars. Chris is lucky

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Speaker 1: he won't have to have the horror that I had

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Speaker 1: of having to announce that Miguel Maestre was leaving the show,

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Speaker 1: that he was terrible and speaking of Miguel, he sent

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Speaker 1: congratulations to Chris in our group chat. That really made

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Speaker 1: me laugh. He said, congratulations, gringo, those are small shoes

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Speaker 1: to fill.

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Speaker 3: I thought for a minute Jonesy was starting to get

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Speaker 3: into my hood with news about rap artist Sweatshirt who's

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Speaker 3: in town. But no, it was just a rag on

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Speaker 3: him and run of his material.

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Speaker 2: If you go to a concert, don't you hate more

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Speaker 2: than anything when the show starts late? Not for Earl Sweatshirt.

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Speaker 2: Earl came on twenty minutes early. People happy, fans were

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Speaker 2: not happy.

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Speaker 1: So people arrived late. People arrived on time. Who arrives

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Speaker 1: on time or late?

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Speaker 2: You know who was on time for Earl Sweatshirt?

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Speaker 3: Who for support acts.

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Speaker 1: Feleecy and friends. You've amused yourself, haven't you?

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 3: Just works TikTok Tucker, it's when you guys make food

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Speaker 3: from TikTok and eat it. This week, you're making a

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Speaker 3: tomato bacon casadau between two clothes irons. Naturally, it went well.

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Speaker 3: Already the phrase prayer hands is a thing.

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Speaker 1: I want you to put hold that iron on its

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Speaker 1: back and I'm going to put a piece of bacon

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Speaker 1: on it. Ready, or you can hear it? And what

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Speaker 1: I I don't want to touch it? Is it going

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Speaker 1: to drip on you?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: So you go up right, come up right with me,

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Speaker 1: push your hand up so they're like this like prayer hands,

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Speaker 1: prayer hands, Brendan, so it doesn't drip. Move your freaking.

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Speaker 2: Wrist, Brandon, do this?

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Speaker 5: Come on?

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with you?

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Speaker 3: And when there's a gap in the show, Jonesy's Big

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Speaker 3: Fact is there to fill the space.

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Speaker 2: Mike the Headless Chicken, a ka miracle. Mike was an

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Speaker 2: American chicken to live for eighteen months after a failed

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Speaker 2: slaughter attempt.

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Speaker 1: Eighteen months, eighteen months with no head.

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Speaker 2: It's like being married.

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Speaker 1: It's not going to help you know that. It's a

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Speaker 1: core assistant, all right?

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Speaker 3: Then this has been Jenui Ri's jibber Jabba.

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Speaker 2: Good on your jam.

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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning

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Speaker 3: One point seven w Sam