Speaker 1: Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
Speaker 1: young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.
Speaker 1: Its purpose, to attract mates. And by mates, we mean listeners.
Speaker 1: They're both married. So please don't slide into their DMs.
Speaker 1: Their names are Ben and Liam.
Speaker 2: Well, hi there, podcaster. G'day there, podcaster.
Speaker 3: Hello and welcome to Bin Wines. A fun episode today.
Speaker 3: The boss said so.
Speaker 2: Ain't they all?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but this just felt fun the whole way through.
Speaker 3: Sometimes there's fun, but there's little patches of like, what
Speaker 3: were we really talking about there? But this, I don't know,
Speaker 3: just felt like a fun show throughout.
Speaker 2: Hey, look, why don't we rip into it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because we went a bit sloppy at the front yesterday,
Speaker 3: and we don't traditionally like.
Speaker 2: To do that. Yeah, and when we come back, we'll
Speaker 2: get through some business. Oh, good morning, Adelaide.
Speaker 3: I had a good bloody win this morning. I tell
Speaker 3: you what, it was green bin day yesterday. And you
Speaker 3: know how you're not supposed to put too much soil
Speaker 3: in there?
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: I sort of ran the gauntlet because we're moving homes
Speaker 3: and have a lot of pots full of soil. And
Speaker 3: I was like, look, it's probably fine. Like I didn't
Speaker 3: want to like fill the whole thing with soil, but
Speaker 3: I was like, I reckon I could do a quarter
Speaker 3: and I'll sprinkle a bit in the neighbors as well.
Speaker 3: And I'll take out their bin for them.
Speaker 2: Didn't you need the soil in your pots when you
Speaker 2: were moving?
Speaker 3: Uh the so we have lots of pots because it's
Speaker 3: just like a courtyard there's like nothing to plant in
Speaker 3: and there's lots of alive plants and then there's lots
Speaker 3: of dead ones and right and if i want to
Speaker 3: get real technical like the new place has plants in
Speaker 3: it so there's like i don't need all these pots
Speaker 3: yeah um but even like for a proper green bin
Speaker 3: if it's a quarter full of soil it's heavy as
Speaker 3: hell like it's like And I know it's a giant
Speaker 3: mechanical arm, but it will still... I've had stickers in
Speaker 3: the past.
Speaker 2: There's a scale on the arm.
Speaker 3: Oh, is there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so if it's over a certain way, they don't
Speaker 2: pick it up.
Speaker 3: Well, guess what this morning? Bloody took it, didn't they?
Speaker 2: Got it.
Speaker 3: Bang.
Speaker 2: The only time... Let's go!
Speaker 3: I was so nervous. I was like, ooh, I really
Speaker 3: don't want to have to deal with this. And I
Speaker 3: opened it. Completely gone. So thank you, Adelaide City Council.
Speaker 2: The only time I've ever had a bin that they
Speaker 2: didn't take was we have like a verandahed area with
Speaker 2: grapevines on it. And it's a pretty look out, but
Speaker 2: it's a nightmare for maintenance because they're wine grapes. So
Speaker 2: they do grape up quite a bit in summer. And
Speaker 2: they were falling on the deck and they were staining
Speaker 2: the deck. And I was like, I've got to get
Speaker 2: rid of these grapes. So I cut the entire grapevine down.
Speaker 3: I remember that.
Speaker 2: The grapes and all. And I just shoved it all.
Speaker 2: And I managed to somehow get it all in the
Speaker 2: green bin, like full to the brim. And then what
Speaker 2: happened was all of the grapes liquefied. And it basically
Speaker 2: turned into a brew. A nice wine. A bin wine.
Speaker 2: It turned into a bin wine. But it was so
Speaker 2: heavy of bin wine, they didn't take it.
Speaker 3: Well, this is the thing. And hopefully this audio doesn't
Speaker 3: come back to bite me. But now that I've done
Speaker 3: this one, the next time the green bin comes, we'll
Speaker 3: be out of this rental. So I'm just going to
Speaker 3: put a chockers to the brim and say.
Speaker 1: See ya.
Speaker 2: Whoa. That's a nightmare for the next person.
Speaker 3: Not my problem.
Speaker 2: Nightmare.
Speaker 3: Yeah. They're all Adelaide show. Not too far away. We've
Speaker 3: obviously got men and lambs haunted house presented by Hollywood horrors.
Speaker 3: If you like getting spooked, we'll see you there. Um,
Speaker 3: now we've, we've heard that a woman called Vanessa got
Speaker 3: in touch with the radio station. Apparently very, very excited
Speaker 3: about the haunted house. Um, has done it in the past,
Speaker 3: the Hollywood Horrors House, multiple times. Vanessa in North Haven,
Speaker 3: how many times did you go through the Hollywood House
Speaker 3: of Horrors last year?
Speaker 4: Good morning, Ben and Liam. Last year, my daughter, Tabitha,
Speaker 4: and I, we went through the house 13 times. on
Speaker 4: the first day of the show. We're going every year
Speaker 4: on the first day. But yeah, 13 times.
Speaker 3: So you did it 13 times?
Speaker 4: Yes, 13 times.
Speaker 2: Because obviously you like getting spooked. Did you do it
Speaker 2: 13 times because of the number 13 or was that
Speaker 2: just because you had to feel?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the spookiest number.
Speaker 4: No, but we just love it. We love horror movies.
Speaker 4: We love the thrill of it. We love seeing people
Speaker 4: line up and being so scared. It's kind of like
Speaker 4: the fun thing of the day. Like, you know, it's
Speaker 4: different in the daytime. It's more scary at night. But, yeah,
Speaker 4: we love it. And believe it or not, we went
Speaker 4: back to the show a second time a few days later,
Speaker 4: and we probably went on about six or seven more times.
Speaker 2: Goodness gracious.
Speaker 3: I know it's spooky. I know it's great fun. But
Speaker 3: surely when you're going through on your 20th time, you're
Speaker 3: expecting people to put... You know the guy's going to
Speaker 3: come out with the chainsaw when you turn that corner,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Oh, we do, but I can tell you what, it
Speaker 4: doesn't make it any less scarier. You actually get more
Speaker 4: scared because you know what's coming.
Speaker 3: It gets scarier each time.
Speaker 4: It's great.
Speaker 3: I just love... Yeah, I'm so glad you're such a fan.
Speaker 3: I mean, it goes without saying we'll send you along again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll send you along to the Royal Show and,
Speaker 2: of course, the Haunted House.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, that would be awesome, because, yeah, we, like
Speaker 4: I said, probably in the last, like, three years, we've
Speaker 4: probably done it close to 50 times.
Speaker 2: You've got to hold the record. You've got to be
Speaker 2: the person in Adelaide who's done Hollywood Horror's Haunted House
Speaker 2: the most.
Speaker 3: Like, the Freddy Krueger person would be more scared of
Speaker 3: you now, because it's like the 50th time.
Speaker 4: They're back!
Speaker 2: They're trying to kill us! What are they doing?
Speaker 4: It's actually funny you say that, because last year, as
Speaker 4: soon as they saw us coming to, like, again, they're like,
Speaker 4: you guys need, like, a VIP pass or something. So
Speaker 4: we were like, yeah, if only, but, um, Yeah, the guy, like,
Speaker 4: the ride is so amazing. We cannot wait to see
Speaker 4: you guys inside, like, on the walls as, like, zombies. But, yeah,
Speaker 4: it is the most fun. And everyone in Adelaide should
Speaker 4: go do it because if they can't, they're missing out.
Speaker 2: It's crazy because anyone listening to this would potentially think
Speaker 2: that you're a plan.
Speaker 3: You're a set-up caller.
Speaker 2: You sound set-up, but you're real.
Speaker 3: And you have actually gone through the scare house. 50 times.
Speaker 2: I imagine the fella.
Speaker 3: You just love being spooked.
Speaker 2: I imagine the fella at the end with the chainsaw
Speaker 2: who goes, oh, hey, Vanessa.
Speaker 5: What's up?
Speaker 3: Do you want me to do the thing?
Speaker 6: Oh, yes.
Speaker 3: Should I chase you now?
Speaker 2: How about you chase me this time?
Speaker 3: Yeah, mix it up. Oh, I love it. I love it. Well, yes,
Speaker 3: we'll send you along. Goes without saying, Vanessa. Can we do.
Speaker 3: What have you done how many times? Yeah. Because, I mean,
Speaker 3: that's sort of unbelievable to me that someone would... Go
Speaker 3: through a spook house 50 times.
Speaker 2: Producer Belle, how many times have you watched Gossip Girl?
Speaker 7: Gossip Girl, as of this year, I just finished it
Speaker 7: for the sixth time.
Speaker 3: Sixth time.
Speaker 7: And there's six seasons.
Speaker 3: It's insane. It's insane. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Sex and the City, I'm up to number five.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 8: Mr.
Speaker 3: Big's still going to do her over every time.
Speaker 2: How many times have you done what?
Speaker 3: What have you done how many times? Rose in Farringdon Park,
Speaker 3: what about you?
Speaker 5: Good morning, guys. I booked a balloon flight at the
Speaker 5: Barossa Valley.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And we went and we decided we'd do a weekend
Speaker 5: up there beforehand 13 times before the flight took off.
Speaker 3: Oh, hang on. So, because I've also done... the same
Speaker 3: thing in Barossa, and obviously it's very weather dependent. So
Speaker 3: do you mean you.
Speaker 2: Very.
Speaker 3: So you went out with the intention to get up
Speaker 3: on the balloon 13 different times before the weather conditions
Speaker 3: were right to get up.
Speaker 5: Exactly.
Speaker 2: Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. I mean, that's not like by choice. That's
Speaker 3: more just an unlucky thing. Because we went, got up
Speaker 3: first time. I did it with Producer Bell, actually.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Of course.
Speaker 3: We had our partners there, by the way. It sounds
Speaker 3: like a bit of a romantic thing. I was there
Speaker 3: with my wife and.
Speaker 2: She was there with her partner at the time. Why
Speaker 2: didn't I hear about this? After the 10th time, I'd
Speaker 2: start to worry about the weather. Yeah, 13 times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, 13. Once again, it's that number. It's almost like,
Speaker 3: do you want to get up there? It's pretty awesome
Speaker 3: once you get up in a hot air balloon, though.
Speaker 3: It's sort of like you don't have that engine sound.
Speaker 3: It very much feels like you're just floating through the air.
Speaker 2: You just get that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just have that flame above your head. There's
Speaker 3: definitely a little bit of trust you have to have
Speaker 3: in the system.
Speaker 2: You good, Darren? Yeah, good, guys.
Speaker 3: Sandra in Holden Hill. Tell us, what have you done?
Speaker 3: How many times?
Speaker 11: Well, good morning, Ben and Liam. Between my husband and I,
Speaker 11: we've watched the franchise series of all the Fast and Furious,
Speaker 11: probably 10 to 15 times or more each.
Speaker 2: As in, you've watched the entire franchise all the way through?
Speaker 3: All, like, how the nine movies or whatever they're up
Speaker 3: to now. You've done that.
Speaker 11: Up to 10.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 12: Whoop!
Speaker 3: And if there's one key message that those films give away,
Speaker 3: if you had to pull it down to one single word,
Speaker 3: what would that word be, Sandra?
Speaker 1: Family.
Speaker 6: That's it.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: Well, at least you have got the true intention of
Speaker 3: the art. You're watching it for the right reasons.
Speaker 2: As a connoisseur of the Fast and the Furious movies,
Speaker 2: I'm curious to know, in your opinion, what is the
Speaker 2: best one? Yeah, what's the goaded.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 11: I'd say the last one.
Speaker 13: Ten.
Speaker 2: Ten, yep.
Speaker 11: But there is a number 11 coming out next year.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm sure you've booked the day off work, Sandra.
Speaker 3: Because I could be wrong, but my thought is that
Speaker 3: after nine, for some reason, Jason Statham and The Rock
Speaker 3: are in it and they're just... punching each other and
Speaker 3: there's less cars.
Speaker 2: Well, what happens is there's obviously like the most famous
Speaker 2: ones is like one with Vin Diesel.
Speaker 3: No one likes a two-meter asshole.
Speaker 8: Yep, exactly.
Speaker 2: Then there's two, which is kind of like the sequel.
Speaker 2: And then I believe it's around four-ish they bring in
Speaker 2: Tokyo Drift, which is where it's.
Speaker 3: But the regular cast aren't in there.
Speaker 2: So it's in Japan, whole new cast. And Vin Diesel
Speaker 2: makes a small cameo at the very, very end. Then,
Speaker 2: I don't know, what happens around five and six?
Speaker 3: Xander, what happens around five and six from memory?
Speaker 11: They chop and change. They go back and forth from
Speaker 11: one movie to another. They take snippets of one and
Speaker 11: go to another one.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 11: And yeah.
Speaker 2: And then I know, because then The Rock gets involved
Speaker 2: and then Jason Statham gets involved. And then for a
Speaker 2: while there, they do their own spinoff. They do Hobbs
Speaker 2: and Shaw.
Speaker 3: Hobbs and Shaw.
Speaker 2: But that's a branch.
Speaker 3: It's like a splinter cell.
Speaker 2: That's a splinter cell from the FF franchise.
Speaker 3: But, you know, it still has a lot of strong
Speaker 3: family ties.
Speaker 2: And then I believe in 10, they bring him back
Speaker 2: into the main story.
Speaker 3: Sandra, and they fly a car into space.
Speaker 13: Yes.
Speaker 3: Sandra, what is your favourite line from all of the
Speaker 3: 10 films? Because for me, it's... Because the buster brought
Speaker 3: me back. You know that one?
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Vin Diesel.
Speaker 11: Because the buster.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Mine is my pockets are in empty cuffs.
Speaker 7: I always say like, do you like that Vin Diesel
Speaker 7: one where it's like a bit of a slow one
Speaker 7: and he's reminiscing.
Speaker 3: And he goes, I remember everything I've been there forever.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think for me, the most iconic one would be
Speaker 2: where they're in the desert and they're having the drag race.
Speaker 2: And she's racing the nerdy one, Jesse. I think his
Speaker 2: name is Jesse.
Speaker 3: He's the guy who's like always putting crazy stuff on
Speaker 3: the cars.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And he wears beanies.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it's that scene. I'm not super across it,
Speaker 2: but someone says, too soon, asshole. And then they hit
Speaker 2: the nose.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 3: Oh, look at us three, just living our lives a
Speaker 3: quarter mile at a time, eh?
Speaker 2: Woo! Get on you, Sandra. You have a great day, okay?
Speaker 11: You're welcome.
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 13: See ya.
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Speaker 3: Karen joins us now. How are you doing, Karen?
Speaker 11: I'm okay. I'm a bit nervous, but I'm here.
Speaker 3: Hey, look, nothing to be nervous about here. This is
Speaker 3: always the easiest thing we do. Most people, if they're
Speaker 3: switched on, they'll just go bang, five for five. We
Speaker 3: might even give you a free pass here or there
Speaker 3: because we like your energy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like your energy, Karen.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: First one here. The AFL All-Australian team was announced last night.
Speaker 3: Can you name one position in an AFL team other
Speaker 3: than a centre?
Speaker 4: Other than a centre?
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 11: It's a full forward?
Speaker 3: Full forward. Yeah, we'd take that.
Speaker 13: Yep.
Speaker 3: Hey, with all this heavy rain at the moment, we're
Speaker 3: being told we might not have any water restrictions this summer.
Speaker 3: How long do you normally shower for?
Speaker 5: Me?
Speaker 11: Probably about seven minutes, I reckon.
Speaker 3: And thank you for the honesty there, because anyone who
Speaker 3: says two, I'm sort of like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Two-minute shower.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I can't do it in two minutes.
Speaker 3: Congratulations to Mark Soderstrom, this is in the news this morning,
Speaker 3: who sold his house in Leabrook. I don't know why
Speaker 3: this is in the quiz. Can you please.
Speaker 2: Why is anything in the quiz?
Speaker 3: It's a good point. Can you give us one drink
Speaker 3: flavour you can make on a soda stream?
Speaker 11: One drink flavour?
Speaker 2: Oh, lemonade.
Speaker 9: Sure.
Speaker 2: I've never been a soda stream guy. Some people have them,
Speaker 2: but they carbonate their water. Just drink the water.
Speaker 3: We've got one, but it's a wife purchase.
Speaker 12: I've never used it.
Speaker 2: Even just bubbly water in general.
Speaker 3: I don't like it.
Speaker 2: I can't do bubbly water.
Speaker 3: I don't dig it at all.
Speaker 2: The thing I like about water is that it's not bubbly.
Speaker 3: It's not bubbly. You can just drink it. I don't
Speaker 3: like getting the feeling in the back of your nose.
Speaker 2: Why is it in there? It doesn't make a taste
Speaker 2: any different.
Speaker 3: I don't get bubbly water, people.
Speaker 2: Get your gas out of my water.
Speaker 3: Kim and Kanye's daughter, Northwest, says she wants to work
Speaker 3: at Starbucks. I'm sure she'll love that for an hour
Speaker 3: or so, and then she'll, you know, get a chopper
Speaker 3: back to her mansion. What is the famous Starbucks cup
Speaker 3: size that rhymes with 20?
Speaker 11: A cup size that rhymes with 20?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a strange one. I wouldn't get this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the American sort of sizing.
Speaker 11: A 20?
Speaker 3: It's not 20.
Speaker 2: Can I change the question?
Speaker 3: I could be wrong, but I think it's... I think
Speaker 3: it is 20 in a different language, so it's like
Speaker 3: 20 ounce.
Speaker 11: Oh, 20 ounce.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but like the word.
Speaker 2: I'm going to come in here, Karen, and make an
Speaker 2: executive decision. I don't love the question, so can you
Speaker 2: name another coffee franchise in Australia, aside from Starbucks?
Speaker 11: Coffee Club.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: Great one.
Speaker 3: Would have also taken Billy Baxter's.
Speaker 2: That was the one that I had in my brain.
Speaker 3: Venti was the word we were looking for as well. Anyway,
Speaker 3: a bit sad. I don't know if you caught this, Karen.
Speaker 3: Dolly Parton, have you heard the news?
Speaker 9: Yes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but passed away at the age of 80. Can
Speaker 3: you please finish these lyrics?
Speaker 6: Nine to five, all the way to.
Speaker 4: Make a living.
Speaker 14: Wow.
Speaker 3: She lives on in you.
Speaker 2: Good on you, Karen. You got yourself that $ 100 voucher.
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 11: That's amazing.
Speaker 3: And don't forget the cask of bin wine, which we'll
Speaker 3: drop over to your house later on.
Speaker 2: Good on you, Karen.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 2: No worries. There is a new trend kicking off, Liam,
Speaker 2: where people are saying they're happier with no friends. It's
Speaker 2: the loneliness influencer trend taking off.
Speaker 3: Is this you launching a new career?
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: The loneliness influence.
Speaker 2: I mean, no, because these people are at the extreme
Speaker 2: end of, I have no friends and I'm happy. I've
Speaker 2: got a minimum amount of friends that I need to
Speaker 2: be happy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: What I would say is, look, I think you are,
Speaker 3: I'll preface this with this. I think you're a good person.
Speaker 3: You're a good friend to me. Broadly speaking, I don't
Speaker 3: think you're a good friend to many.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So if you're in the circle.
Speaker 3: For example, like if you're, even like people that you like.
Speaker 3: you wouldn't go to their birthday party.
Speaker 2: No, because I only have so much time in my life.
Speaker 3: You didn't come to my birthday party.
Speaker 2: I've only got so much time in my life.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? Like he doesn't, so
Speaker 3: like we have good friends and they, if you know Ben, like,
Speaker 3: you know, he still loves you, but he's not going
Speaker 3: to like catch up with you. No. Do you know
Speaker 3: what I mean? It's a deal you make.
Speaker 2: I very much live in the real world of like,
Speaker 2: I know that the most important thing to me is
Speaker 2: my family.
Speaker 3: But you can fit a bit more in, I think.
Speaker 2: There's a few people in my circle that I will
Speaker 2: make time for.
Speaker 3: I'm taking my mate out tonight for a feed me,
Speaker 3: because it was his birthday a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen him yet. I've got four catch-ups this weekend.
Speaker 3: I do breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I catch up with everyone.
Speaker 2: That stresses me out so much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I nurture it. It's like a garden. A
Speaker 3: friendship is like a garden. You've got to water it,
Speaker 3: otherwise it dies. You obviously also crave social interaction. I
Speaker 3: don't crave that. I feel drained after.
Speaker 2: I show it with you.
Speaker 3: I feel charged up. I feel so drained. I'm freaking
Speaker 3: charged up.
Speaker 2: I'm so empty. Like, nothing left, you know?
Speaker 3: Nothing left. Friday rolls around, just I want to be
Speaker 3: in a tomb for two days. Liam is like four
Speaker 3: hours a morning. He's been talking, talking, talking, talking.
Speaker 2: As opposed to you, where you've just got all your
Speaker 2: back-to-back breakfast, lunch, dinner. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Sunday, Sunday.
Speaker 3: Non-stop.
Speaker 1: It's relentless.
Speaker 3: But because of that, I feel like I have, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe better friendships.
Speaker 2: You know what? To me, a true friendship would be
Speaker 2: you can call a mate and you go, I've broken down.
Speaker 2: Can you come get me? Yeah, I'll be there.
Speaker 3: That's a true friendship. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: With these people, I guarantee they would. I don't think
Speaker 3: I ask much of my friends, but I think if
Speaker 3: I was in a time of need, I know they
Speaker 3: would be there for me.
Speaker 2: Just like I would them. You're so spread out, so thinly.
Speaker 3: No, you can... It might blow your mind, but you
Speaker 3: can actually... I've got, say... At least two guys that
Speaker 3: I'm texting every day, like my wife, every single day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's like... Every day! Having two to three
Speaker 2: friends is probably the limit.
Speaker 3: I'm going out next week with like ten guys. On
Speaker 3: a Wednesday night, we're going to a pub.
Speaker 2: That's more of an acquaintance. No, it's not.
Speaker 3: They're good friends.
Speaker 2: Let me have a look at your contacts.
Speaker 3: I'll give you my phone. Anyone in there, I would call.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's probably a few contacts that are just like,
Speaker 3: you know, oh, that's a guy I used for some
Speaker 3: electrical work six years ago. But if you recognize the
Speaker 3: name as a friend of mine, I think if we
Speaker 3: called them, they would come and get me if I
Speaker 3: was broken down.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know you pretty well. So I feel
Speaker 2: like I do know the friends that would get you.
Speaker 2: Like Harry.
Speaker 3: Harry would come get me.
Speaker 2: Is he one of the friends you text every day?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the best man at my wedding, yeah.
Speaker 2: Sean Colmery, he'd get you?
Speaker 14: Yep.
Speaker 2: Come get you?
Speaker 3: Taking him out for the feed me tonight. That's the guy.
Speaker 3: They're the two that I text every day. So yeah,
Speaker 3: I would be upset if they didn't come pick me up.
Speaker 2: Would John Analoisi come get you?
Speaker 3: He's in China at the moment. So yeah, John, fun fact,
Speaker 3: was almost going to do a podcast with him. Never eventuated.
Speaker 3: But I don't know if John Aloisi would come and
Speaker 3: get me. We went to lunch twice and got brekkie
Speaker 3: one time.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's one. What about Callum McPherson, who I know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Speaker 2: We met him at the same time.
Speaker 3: But I speak to Cal. I know what's going on
Speaker 3: in Cal's life. You wouldn't have seen him in like
Speaker 3: a decade.
Speaker 2: I don't think Cal would come get you if you said, hey, man.
Speaker 3: I'm proud of you now. I think he would.
Speaker 2: I don't think he would.
Speaker 3: Like I... I've seen him three times this year.
Speaker 2: Why don't we call him? Why don't we check your roads?
Speaker 2: Because we've gone a bit long. When we come back.
Speaker 3: And Callum, for a bit of context, in community radio,
Speaker 3: in like 2014, Cal was the guy reading the roads.
Speaker 2: He was doing the roads. He was, yeah. Well, why
Speaker 2: don't we jump into the traffic? When we come back,
Speaker 2: you're going to call Callum... Yes. Out of the blue. Say, hey, mate,
Speaker 2: broken down.
Speaker 3: Broke him down.
Speaker 2: Can you come get me?
Speaker 3: Uber's surging.
Speaker 2: And we'll see if he is a real friend or
Speaker 2: not to you.
Speaker 3: Okay, sounds good.
Speaker 14: All right.
Speaker 3: I have given you my phone. You've had a flick
Speaker 3: through my contacts. You've picked out Callum McPherson.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 3: Which is a guy we both worked with like over
Speaker 3: 10 years ago.
Speaker 2: But I would say you're now closer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I keep in touch with people.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's what I do.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know where you find the time. I wouldn't
Speaker 3: say he's my best friend, but we're mates, and I do...
Speaker 3: I honestly think he'd pick me up.
Speaker 2: All right, look, I got his number punched in now.
Speaker 2: Find out. We're going to find out. He'll come get you.
Speaker 14: Hello, Calum speaking.
Speaker 3: Oh, hey, Cal. How are you doing, man? It's just
Speaker 3: Liam here.
Speaker 12: Oh, hey, Ryan.
Speaker 3: Good, how are you?
Speaker 9: Yeah, good, man.
Speaker 3: Geez, I didn't wake you up, did I? No. Okay, sorry.
Speaker 3: It just sort of softly answered there.
Speaker 7: Ah.
Speaker 3: Sorry, man. I'm so sorry to do this. I'm actually
Speaker 3: broken down on Main North Road, and I was just wondering,
Speaker 3: is there any chance you could give me a lift?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'll do it. That's all I needed to hear.
Speaker 2: What do I get in return? I guess I was wrong, eh? Yeah.
Speaker 3: Ben's here as well, Cal.
Speaker 4: Hey, Cal.
Speaker 3: He was just.
Speaker 14: Is Ben in the car too?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: No, so we're actually... Yeah, so we're doing the show.
Speaker 3: We're actually not broken down. But Ben was... No, I
Speaker 3: didn't pick up on that. Okay, cool, right.
Speaker 2: Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Speaker 3: You've used your powers of deduction. No, he was just
Speaker 3: saying I sort of have too many friends and he
Speaker 3: didn't believe I had true friends. And so he... He's
Speaker 3: just gone through my contacts there and he picked your
Speaker 3: name out as someone who probably wouldn't give me a
Speaker 3: lift in a time of need.
Speaker 2: Oh, Ben.
Speaker 15: Hater.
Speaker 2: What a hater.
Speaker 3: Mate, we went out for dinner like three weeks ago, huh?
Speaker 14: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: If that.
Speaker 10: Come on, mate.
Speaker 2: You were willing to drop whatever you were doing cow
Speaker 2: to go get Liam?
Speaker 14: Yeah, and I'm a busy man too, Ben.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? Can I ask, what are you
Speaker 2: doing right now?
Speaker 14: I am at work where I'm the media and communications
Speaker 14: manager at the South Australian Health and Medical Research Institute.
Speaker 3: And it's a very busy job.
Speaker 2: Busy time, but.
Speaker 14: If Liam's in need, then he's in need, and if
Speaker 14: I'm the man to help him, then I'll be there.
Speaker 3: Okay, drop it. There's a big breakthrough in Sam Rae.
Speaker 3: They've discovered a cure for the modern cold. Doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Liam's car has broken down. I need to get him.
Speaker 14: We just have to put that on hold until we've
Speaker 14: secured Liam.
Speaker 2: It's good to see Liam's got true friends.
Speaker 3: Thank you, mate. No, I appreciate that. That means a lot. So,
Speaker 3: what prize do I get? It's just a prize in
Speaker 3: more valued friendship, I suppose, for me.
Speaker 12: I'll probably.
Speaker 3: I'll get you a drink next time I see you.
Speaker 14: Oh, there can be no better prize than that.
Speaker 3: Which would be when? Awesome.
Speaker 14: Ben, I get the feeling like you wouldn't help Liam.
Speaker 2: To be fair, Liam's one of the few people I
Speaker 2: would help.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, true. No, I'm in a very small circle
Speaker 3: with me and his wife. Awesome, Cal. Thank you, bro.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it, mate. Thank you.
Speaker 14: Thanks, boys.
Speaker 2: See you, mate.
Speaker 5: Bye.
Speaker 3: See you, man.
Speaker 2: Bye, bye. That didn't go the way I thought it
Speaker 2: was going to go.
Speaker 3: Bloody told you so. Why don't we call one of
Speaker 3: your friends that you never speak to? Yeah, but because I've.
Speaker 2: Got such a small core, they will come and get me.
Speaker 2: Because they know.
Speaker 3: You don't nurture your cause.
Speaker 2: But they'll still come and get me, mate.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll find out. Why don't we call Beefy next?
Speaker 3: Your mate Beefy.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 3: We've had him on the show a few times. Lovely fella.
Speaker 3: Don't know when you saw him last, but you're going
Speaker 3: to say you've broken down. We're going to see if
Speaker 3: he'll come to you in a time of need. Let's see.
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 3: Hey, Beef.
Speaker 5: Hey, how you going?
Speaker 2: Good, man. Bit of a pain. I actually just broke down. Near, like,
Speaker 2: you know, Quick Sticks?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you reckon you could pick me up?
Speaker 3: When?
Speaker 2: Like, now?
Speaker 14: Yeah, I could probably be there in 25.
Speaker 3: What a guy!
Speaker 2: What a guy!
Speaker 3: He passed the test!
Speaker 2: What a relief.
Speaker 3: Liam here as well. Actually don't need to pick him up.
Speaker 3: He's not broken down at Quick Sticks. He's just here
Speaker 3: at work. We just wanted to test our friends to
Speaker 3: see if they would Would pick us up. Would you admit, though,
Speaker 3: Ben's not that good at, like, keeping in touch with people? Like,
Speaker 3: when was the last time he reached out to you?
Speaker 14: It's been a long time.
Speaker 2: Like, months.
Speaker 3: Six months?
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably six months. And if you go.
Speaker 14: Back in his phone, I message him on the weekend
Speaker 14: with no response.
Speaker 3: It was a really nice message, too. Are you serious?
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What did you say? What did you say?
Speaker 14: I haven't seen you in a while.
Speaker 2: Hope you and your family are doing well.
Speaker 14: Let's play a round of golf.
Speaker 8: Nothing, dude.
Speaker 6: I'm getting phone calls.
Speaker 3: I thought he calls you for a radio bit.
Speaker 14: I'm such a legend of a bloke. I ignored it
Speaker 14: and said I'll come pick you up.
Speaker 2: Are you working today, Booth?
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So you were willing to leave work to come get me?
Speaker 4: Anderson for a mate.
Speaker 2: Oh, what a guy. You just wanted a free feed
Speaker 2: of quick sticks, mate.
Speaker 14: It's not a two-way street with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a one-way. Oh, well, hey, when
Speaker 3: are you going for that round?
Speaker 2: Oh, mate, I'll tee it up soon, all right?
Speaker 11: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: I'll be waiting.
Speaker 3: I'll genuinely play with you. I was a high nerd
Speaker 3: to my friendship.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, if you play leave, you might actually win
Speaker 2: a round, eh? Oh. Wow.
Speaker 3: Wow, okay. See you, B.
Speaker 14: See you, B.
Speaker 3: All right, boys.
Speaker 4: See you, bro.
Speaker 3: Oh, man, what a guy. What a guy. Such a
Speaker 3: kind of nice. It gives you a good kick. You
Speaker 3: guys should try this just in your personal lives.
Speaker 11: Call your mate.
Speaker 2: Call your mate.
Speaker 3: Pretend you need them and just see if they're there
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 2: Bloody immobiliser locked up on me this morning, Liam.
Speaker 3: What? I don't know what that is. What is that?
Speaker 2: I'm not actually 100% sure. I'd be lying if I
Speaker 2: said I understood it. But I think the immobiliser, you
Speaker 2: get it more on modern cars. It does what it says.
Speaker 2: It immobilises it. So if it detects a threat, it
Speaker 2: essentially shuts the car down.
Speaker 3: That's cool that your car detected you as a threat.
Speaker 3: You looked scary. I wish more people considered me a threat.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't think machines or people see me as a threat.
Speaker 2: If there's any mechanics listening and they can explain it
Speaker 2: to me better, I'd like to know because it's happened
Speaker 2: to me twice now where I get into my Nissan
Speaker 2: Navara and it just doesn't start and the little red
Speaker 2: car with the key comes up, which.
Speaker 3: I've Googled, is it a motoriser? Unless it's just not
Speaker 3: detecting the key, like maybe the batteries are going flat
Speaker 3: in your key.
Speaker 2: Nah, because you can... I've done the.
Speaker 3: Is it like a push start thing?
Speaker 2: It's a push start with the key inside the car,
Speaker 2: but then you put the key up near the button...
Speaker 2: And that's supposed to help, but it didn't do anything.
Speaker 2: It had been immobilized. And it only got started when
Speaker 2: my dad came over and jump-started it for me. All right.
Speaker 2: So it sounds like maybe it's a battery thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got this thing at the moment. Like, it
Speaker 3: used to, you know, push-start. Like, this is my first
Speaker 3: push-start car. And it used to just be, like, you'd
Speaker 3: press it, and it would... And now I've really got
Speaker 3: to smash my finger on it.
Speaker 2: Oh, really? I really got to.
Speaker 12: Get.
Speaker 1: It in there.
Speaker 3: I either got to, like, hit it, like, three times,
Speaker 3: or I just got to, like, Smother the button with
Speaker 3: my thumb.
Speaker 2: Is it a fault or is it just.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Sounds faulty.
Speaker 3: I haven't looked into it. It's just one of those
Speaker 3: things that annoys... I forget about it and then it
Speaker 3: annoys me when I get in the car.
Speaker 2: That starts and I'm like, oh, good. Unless yours starts.
Speaker 3: This is true. Well, mate, if you're ever immobile again,
Speaker 3: you call me. I'll be there in a flash.
Speaker 2: Okay, good to know. It's Taylor Swift, Opalite on KISS1023.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Adelaide. You are here with Ben and Liam.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the big story in the AFL over Christmas, which
Speaker 3: is probably good for him, you would think. Lockie Neal,
Speaker 3: you know, it all blew up. Everyone saw the drama.
Speaker 2: Was it Christmas, was it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I reckon it was between Christmas and New Year.
Speaker 3: It was kind of that. And, you know, the AFL
Speaker 3: season wasn't on. And obviously there's some, you know, horrible
Speaker 3: stuff that's happened in recent weeks. So the cycle has
Speaker 3: just sort of, like, moved on. But, yeah, it was
Speaker 3: not the fact that he'd... only cheated on his wife,
Speaker 3: but it was like, it was like with their friend
Speaker 3: who was like in all the photos after they'd just
Speaker 3: won the premiership.
Speaker 2: It was one of her holding the medal.
Speaker 3: Yeah. You know, it was a bit, it was a
Speaker 3: bit yuck. And, um, the development to the story is
Speaker 3: that Jules Neal, his, um, you know, his former partner
Speaker 3: has come out on this podcast and said, you know,
Speaker 3: it wasn't a big surprise. Yeah.
Speaker 16: It wasn't the first time for us, which it's awful,
Speaker 16: but I feel like a lot of people have said
Speaker 16: to me since leaving, I guess from the outside, it
Speaker 16: would seem that I found out what I found out,
Speaker 16: packed up the kids and I left straight away.
Speaker 3: Which wasn't the case.
Speaker 16: Which wasn't the case.
Speaker 2: So she's saying that there'd been former infidelity.
Speaker 3: There'd been other stuff there, which is the old adage,
Speaker 3: like once a cheater, always a cheater type thing. But
Speaker 3: obviously people have their different reasons for staying and different
Speaker 3: relationships that Different, but we wanted to know this morning, 131065.
Speaker 2: Different relationships are different.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't my finest quote.
Speaker 2: Liam was a wordsmith. He had a way with words.
Speaker 3: Can you put that on my gravestone? Different relationships are different.
Speaker 3: Liam Statham.
Speaker 2: Says man who doesn't want to offend anyone.
Speaker 3: Liam Statham, 1996 to.
Speaker 2: Different relationships are different. That was deep. Thanks, mate.
Speaker 3: How many chances did you give the cheater? 131065 is
Speaker 3: the number.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And there's no judgment because if there's one thing we've
Speaker 3: always said here, it's that.
Speaker 2: Different relationships are different. They are.
Speaker 3: They are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like your relationship's different from my relationship. They're different.
Speaker 3: I wish I was hosting that podcast with Jules Neal
Speaker 3: pouring her heart out about the marriage breaking down. I go, well, Jules...
Speaker 3: Different relationships are different. She goes, do you know what?
Speaker 3: I've never actually thought of it in that light. And
Speaker 3: now that you've said that, I feel better about my
Speaker 3: husband cheating on me with my friend.
Speaker 2: 131065 is our number. If you want to remain anonymous,
Speaker 2: you can. Otherwise, give us a buzz. You can share
Speaker 2: your story with us. Maybe it was a friend, somebody
Speaker 2: you knew. How many chances did you give the cheater?
Speaker 3: Lee in One Tree Hill. How many chances did you
Speaker 3: give them?
Speaker 9: About 10 years worth. So yeah, we were together for
Speaker 9: about 10 years. And each time, each week that I
Speaker 9: had my older children, so I wouldn't be able to
Speaker 9: see my ex, he was off with another woman. And
Speaker 9: I started seeing likes and love hearts and posts and
Speaker 9: all that sort of thing on her page. So I
Speaker 9: started stalking her and saw all these comments and I
Speaker 9: questioned him. And he's like, no, no, no, you're overreacting.
Speaker 2: No, nothing.
Speaker 9: And then I was about six or so months into
Speaker 9: the pregnancy of our first child. And I found out,
Speaker 9: because I found a hair, a blonde hair, and I'm brunette,
Speaker 9: on his lounge. And, yeah, he came clean about it.
Speaker 9: And then we had another two children after that. And
Speaker 9: then things started going rocky and he started to see
Speaker 9: another person all these years later.
Speaker 3: So that was about two and a half years ago.
Speaker 2: Goodness.
Speaker 9: Sorry.
Speaker 3: Sorry. That's horrible. And it always blows my mind to
Speaker 3: not only do that to someone, but then when you're, like,
Speaker 3: expecting a baby. Do you know what I mean? Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know. And you were on to him from
Speaker 3: the start. I mean, obviously, you know, probably a deep
Speaker 3: question because you've had– you know, two other children with
Speaker 3: this person. But do you have any regrets for not
Speaker 3: saying something earlier?
Speaker 9: Without the children, like I've got my children and I
Speaker 9: wouldn't change anything. But yeah, I do because, you know,
Speaker 9: like that crushed, completely crushed me on the inside. And I'm,
Speaker 9: you know, it's hard to trust. I'll never have another
Speaker 9: relationship again, mind you.
Speaker 11: However.
Speaker 9: It's not a nice feeling to have that distrust. And
Speaker 9: I wish that I had the balls to, you know,
Speaker 9: man up and, I don't know, maybe sock him in
Speaker 9: the nose or something like that.
Speaker 2: Well, Lee, good on you for coming on and sharing
Speaker 2: your story. If you just joined us, Liam dropped some
Speaker 2: pretty deep wisdom in the previous break. What were those
Speaker 2: deep words you said, Liam?
Speaker 3: Don't make me say it.
Speaker 2: What did you say?
Speaker 3: I just said different relationships are different.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That one is different.
Speaker 2: Everyone's going through different relationships.
Speaker 3: It doesn't sound like a healthy one. Do you remember
Speaker 3: that time your wife, Sam, found a blonde hair in
Speaker 3: your bed and you were like, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: That was a wig that Liam was wearing for a
Speaker 3: video we did.
Speaker 2: It was Liam in my bed. It was Liam. I
Speaker 2: do remember that.
Speaker 3: And it was actually me wearing a blonde wig. We
Speaker 3: weren't filming a video, but.
Speaker 2: Lucky for me, lucky for me for that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: Like I can then. You can show the video. Here's
Speaker 2: the video we did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We did have to go in
Speaker 3: and film it the next day, of course.
Speaker 2: Marty in Moana joins us now. Mate, how many chances
Speaker 2: did you give the cheetah?
Speaker 15: Good morning, guys. So back in my late teens, I
Speaker 15: was with my first love and I started to suspect
Speaker 15: that she was up to no good. So we split
Speaker 15: up and I moved in with my older brother. And
Speaker 15: about a month later, I caught her walking out of
Speaker 15: his bedroom.
Speaker 13: Oh.
Speaker 5: Goodness.
Speaker 15: My suspicions were right, but I never guessed that it
Speaker 15: was going to be with my own brother.
Speaker 2: Plot twist.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Are you, like, close with your brother still? Oh, not anymore.
Speaker 15: Like, we didn't speak for a couple of years while
Speaker 15: they were together. And then she cheated on him, so
Speaker 15: I kind of forgave him. And, like, I was like, well,
Speaker 15: now you've copped the same treatment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 15: But, yeah, we're not really close anymore. The trust was broken.
Speaker 3: That's pretty brutal, Marty.
Speaker 2: Hey, different relationships are different, Marty.
Speaker 3: I'm literally never going to live that down.
Speaker 2: Natty in Paralawi, please tell us how many chances did
Speaker 2: you give the cheater? This was your dad, I believe.
Speaker 12: It is my dad. So my dad, me and mum
Speaker 12: found out that he was cheating on my mum with
Speaker 12: her best friend, and we knew for a while before
Speaker 12: we told him that we knew.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But why did you not just sort of out him
Speaker 3: straight away?
Speaker 12: I think mum stayed with him for us kids.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 12: You know, as all mums do, put their kids first.
Speaker 2: How old were you? So you were a child when
Speaker 2: you found out?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I was 13, and then mum left him when
Speaker 12: I was almost 19.
Speaker 2: Was there more infidelity along the way, or just the once-off,
Speaker 2: do you think?
Speaker 12: Oh, look, I believe there was many times, but I'd
Speaker 12: rather not know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I get you, Natty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there is an old adage, Natty, if it
Speaker 3: makes you feel any better. But I'm sure you've heard
Speaker 3: it before.
Speaker 2: No, go on, mate. Do the line, Liam.
Speaker 3: Do the roll, Natty.
Speaker 2: I am very excited for the Royal Show. I think,
Speaker 2: especially now that I've got kids, it's exciting to see
Speaker 2: them go to the show because then you get to...
Speaker 2: experience it through their eyes. One thing I love doing is,
Speaker 2: and I don't know if it's just like a my
Speaker 2: family thing or if all families do this, love going
Speaker 2: to the dog pavilion.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Just looking at all the dogs.
Speaker 3: Well, we were thinking this morning, because we've been trying
Speaker 3: to do something different each morning to give away the tickets,
Speaker 3: we'll do a radio dog show.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So normally, you know, they parade around the dogs, they
Speaker 3: have the numbers on them, and you're like, oh, you know,
Speaker 3: what a luxurious coat on number six. So we'll have
Speaker 3: to take your word for it. You just have to
Speaker 3: tell us. You've got to describe your dog and Ben
Speaker 3: and I as the judges.
Speaker 2: We'll pick the best dog in show. We'll pick the cutest.
Speaker 3: We'll get a vibe. And don't lie. If you don't
Speaker 3: have a dog, don't.
Speaker 2: Call up and describe it. We're not going to judge
Speaker 2: it purely on cuteness. We'll also judge it on athleticism.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if they're obedient or not.
Speaker 2: Utility. There'll be all sorts of things taken into account.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So 131065 is the number. We're having a radio
Speaker 3: dog show next.
Speaker 13: Yep.
Speaker 3: Um, so like an example, like I've, I've got a
Speaker 3: Cavoodle called Toby. He's nine years old. You know, I'd say,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, look, he's got a luxurious beige coat, fluffy
Speaker 3: to the touch, soulful eyes, uh, undeniable superstar presence. Um, when,
Speaker 3: when you talk to him, he tilts his head. It's like,
Speaker 3: he's listening to you. Little cheeky personality, um, enough cuteness
Speaker 3: to melt your bloody heart. And yeah, He can shake
Speaker 3: both hands. You can do the guns and pretend to
Speaker 3: shoot him, and he plays dead. A very clever little boy.
Speaker 2: Good boy.
Speaker 3: And he poos near bins. I don't know if he
Speaker 3: knows that or if that's just a coincidence, but it's
Speaker 3: something I've noticed, and there's never too far to walk
Speaker 3: when he poos.
Speaker 2: I'd say, hi, everybody. This is my dog, Finn. He's
Speaker 2: a curly-haired retriever. A lot of people mistake him for
Speaker 2: a poodle. He's not a poodle. That's just the coat
Speaker 2: he's got. He looks like a big black sheep. He
Speaker 2: is five, maybe six. I'm not too sure how old
Speaker 2: he is. And he's just the bestest boy. He's very obedient.
Speaker 2: He can sit. He can lay down. He can spin. And, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is Finn. I hope you like him.
Speaker 3: Two examples of people describing their dog. If you didn't
Speaker 3: have enough brain power to work that out for yourself.
Speaker 2: If you want to enter your dog into the radio
Speaker 2: dog show.
Speaker 3: You know, I did my spiel. I heard Ben spiel.
Speaker 3: Don't overdo it, yeah? Don't oversell it. Just give us
Speaker 3: the top line, you know what I mean? If someone's
Speaker 3: talking about three minutes about their dog, we'll just be like,
Speaker 3: we'll lose interest.
Speaker 2: You'll lose the room, for sure.
Speaker 3: You'll lose the judges. We'll go, mm, okay.
Speaker 2: Top line, give us your best three points.
Speaker 3: About your dog.
Speaker 2: Give us your dog's best attributes. What does it look
Speaker 2: like and give us an attribute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. What does the breath smell like? I don't know.
Speaker 2: All right, Radio Dog Show.
Speaker 3: Georgia in Glen Osmond, please tell us about your dog.
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 6: So I have Mochi.
Speaker 11: He's Maltese. He's very, very fluffy and.
Speaker 6: Just a white ball of fluff. He's about three kilos,
Speaker 6: but he makes up with it in fluff. And he's very,
Speaker 6: very good at playing fetch. He's so good at playing
Speaker 6: fetch that we've had to teach him how to count.
Speaker 6: So we use our fingers and say five, four, three, two, one.
Speaker 6: And when we get down to zero and hold out
Speaker 6: the empty hand, he stops.
Speaker 13: Wowee.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good. Thank you, Georgia. Great use of the
Speaker 3: word floofy as well. because there is a difference. There's
Speaker 3: fluffy dogs and there's floofy dogs. And Morty sounds like
Speaker 3: a little bundle of joy. Adriana in Paralawi, you're here
Speaker 3: with Ben and Lane. We're doing the radio dog show.
Speaker 3: Tell us about your pooch.
Speaker 8: Good morning, boys. I have a three-year-old tent-sealed terrier. Her
Speaker 8: name is Lucy. Smooth coat, needle-like fine hair to the
Speaker 8: point that you walk out the house and you're basically
Speaker 8: wearing her.
Speaker 9: Wowee.
Speaker 8: She's also ball-obsessed to the point where she doesn't know
Speaker 8: where to stop and one day, I swear, will probably
Speaker 8: have a heart attack. And she's very much a princess,
Speaker 8: you know, in this nice wet weather. Rather than going
Speaker 8: on the grass, she likes to go and wee on
Speaker 8: the concrete instead.
Speaker 2: Oh, princess. Okay, very good.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Adriana. Our last contestant joins us now. Lauren
Speaker 3: from Grange, who have you brought in there?
Speaker 13: I have brought my dog Pasquale. So Pasquale is an
Speaker 13: old Italian gentleman.
Speaker 4: He's 15 years old.
Speaker 13: He loves eating pasta and lying in the sun. He's
Speaker 13: a mix between a Jack Russell and a Maltese Westie,
Speaker 13: and he looks at you with so much judgment. He
Speaker 13: doesn't believe he's a dog. He does believe he's an
Speaker 13: old Italian man in the sun in Italy. So he
Speaker 13: will not play fetch.
Speaker 8: He will not go for a walk.
Speaker 4: He will just look at you like.
Speaker 5: No, leave me alone.
Speaker 13: And I think that just makes him so special because
Speaker 13: he's straight off of, you know, the plane from Italy,
Speaker 13: like his name.
Speaker 3: Squally, the nonna dog. Who looks at you when his
Speaker 3: pastor is an al dente of a night.
Speaker 2: Well, it looks like Judge Liam and I have got
Speaker 2: quite the decision to make, hey?
Speaker 3: Yes. Now, thank you to all our contestants. For me.
Speaker 2: Should we say that? Should we.
Speaker 3: The order?
Speaker 2: Should we go... Yeah, why don't we.
Speaker 3: Go third, second, then first? Third, I think, is Lucy,
Speaker 3: Adriana's dog. No, it sounds cute. I... You sort of
Speaker 3: gave yourself away there when you said needly fur comes
Speaker 3: away on you. I hate it when dogs leave too
Speaker 3: much fur on you.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 3: It does sound like a good dog though.
Speaker 2: Then I guess if we say second, we'll reveal first.
Speaker 2: So why don't we just say the winner?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Three, two, one.
Speaker 2: Pasquale!
Speaker 12: Pasquale.
Speaker 13: Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 2: Congratulations.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. I can see you kissing Pasquale
Speaker 3: either side of the mouth. Absolutely.
Speaker 4: Double kisses always.
Speaker 3: Congratulations to you and your family. You're off to the
Speaker 3: Royal Adelaide show. And, hell, we'll throw in a little
Speaker 3: treat for Pasquale.
Speaker 11: Oh, thank you. He'll love it. Make sure it's Italian only.
Speaker 3: The all-Australian AFL team has been announced. Did you ever
Speaker 3: make a... A special team, like a district, like a
Speaker 3: state team or a district team?
Speaker 2: I got asked to try out for the state rugby team.
Speaker 3: Rugby?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You didn't even play rugby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did a school, I remember in year nine.
Speaker 3: They just thought you, they looked at your physique and thought, jeez.
Speaker 2: No, in year nine, I did rugby because our school,
Speaker 2: you know each school has like their sport they're good at.
Speaker 3: Do you know what my school was?
Speaker 2: I haven't finished my story.
Speaker 3: But I just wanted to say like what my school
Speaker 3: was quickly.
Speaker 2: Go on then.
Speaker 3: Badminton.
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 3: Isn't that the worst sport ever? That was the sport
Speaker 3: your school was doing. So if your school was rugby,
Speaker 3: our school tried to brand itself as a badminton school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
Speaker 3: Worst sport ever. Anyway.
Speaker 2: Proceed. I forgot my story now.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, we'll move on. No worries. I'm sure no
Speaker 3: one's losing any sleep.
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift right now.
Speaker 3: No, go on. Tell us the.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to tell it. No, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to tell it. As soon as you changed the topic,
Speaker 2: I was never going to tell it.
Speaker 3: It was off it.
Speaker 2: I remember what the story is. I just wanted to
Speaker 2: tell it.
Speaker 3: Because my thing was such a tidbit. You know what
Speaker 3: I mean? It's just a small tidbit.
Speaker 2: On Monday, Liam, we spoke with Vanessa, who was going
Speaker 2: for a run or a walk at Brighton Beach, and
Speaker 2: she really regretted not stopping and chatting with the guy
Speaker 2: who smiled at her.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and it could have been that sliding doors moment.
Speaker 10: You know, maybe she would marry this guy, maybe they'd
Speaker 10: have two kids. She certainly felt there was a spark,
Speaker 10: so she took to Reddit after. And the post has, like,
Speaker 10: over 100,000 comments or something now, reshares.
Speaker 3: It's going nuts.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So we're trying to help her out. We're trying to
Speaker 3: find this dude. She gave us a bit of a
Speaker 3: brief description the other day, but we thought we'd help
Speaker 3: and put together a police.
Speaker 2: Then we can find him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. So ideally we'll get it up on Instagram
Speaker 3: pretty soon. I'm going to be drawing it myself. Vanessa
Speaker 3: joins us now. Good morning.
Speaker 11: Hello, how are you?
Speaker 13: Good morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look, very well, Vanessa. We're excited to find your
Speaker 3: dream man. Now, look, I'm not trained as a police
Speaker 3: sketch artist, but I did art in year 12. So
Speaker 3: I'll probably do a fairly convincing job. I'm just going
Speaker 3: to shoot a few questions your way and then I'm
Speaker 3: going to sketch it out. And then I will reveal, hopefully,
Speaker 3: you will start crying when you see your dream man again.
Speaker 4: I'm sure I will.
Speaker 3: I'm sure.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 3: Well, let's just start with the face. You know, you've
Speaker 3: already said potentially a Latino man had a gold earring
Speaker 3: in his left ear. Did he have a round face, oval, square, long, narrow?
Speaker 13: I would say more like an oval face.
Speaker 3: Oval face.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 3: Oval face. Yep.
Speaker 2: Big ears or small ears?
Speaker 4: I would say average ears.
Speaker 3: Average ears. Okay, yep, that's a great start. Did he
Speaker 3: have a wide jaw or was it quite narrow?
Speaker 4: I would say narrow, yeah.
Speaker 3: Narrow, okay. I'm going to have to redraw this already.
Speaker 3: A bit like Camillo.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you know Camillo, the singer from Colombia.
Speaker 14: Camillo.
Speaker 3: Not familiar. I can look up a photo if that
Speaker 3: will help my sketch.
Speaker 2: Liam's taking this very seriously. I've never seen him take
Speaker 2: so much pride in a sketch.
Speaker 3: Narrow jaw.
Speaker 4: Without the beard, without the beard.
Speaker 3: Over all the heads. Average size ears.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 7: And hair.
Speaker 3: Can you describe the hairstyle?
Speaker 8: Yes.
Speaker 13: He had kind of dark hair, which covered his forehead
Speaker 13: a little bit.
Speaker 3: Okay. Like was it swept to the side or?
Speaker 13: Not really to the side, but he didn't have, he
Speaker 13: had it mainly long on the forehead, but on.
Speaker 4: The side it was kind of short.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 3: What about his eyes? How were they set? Were they
Speaker 3: big and round?
Speaker 4: I would say not overly big, no.
Speaker 3: Average and dark. Average, dark eyes.
Speaker 2: If you just joined us this morning, you're not sure
Speaker 2: what's going on. We've got Vanessa on who saw her
Speaker 2: hunky dream out and about. She wished she stopped to
Speaker 2: say hello, but now we're trying to find him. So
Speaker 2: Liam's doing a sketch purely from Vanessa's memory or recollection
Speaker 2: of the man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, much like a police artist would. Eyebrows, how were
Speaker 3: they set? Were they bushy? Were they thin, round? Yeah,
Speaker 3: not very pushy, no. No, okay, okay, so dark eyebrows.
Speaker 3: Did he have any facial hair?
Speaker 6: Yeah, like a three-day beard.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, three-day beard, I can do that. Did he
Speaker 3: have nice big lips or were they kind of thin?
Speaker 4: Not overly big, no.
Speaker 3: Not overly big, okay, so thin, thin, wispy lips. Okay, yep,
Speaker 3: that's good.
Speaker 2: How are you going, Liam?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're getting quite close.
Speaker 13: Don't forget his earring.
Speaker 3: Yep, I've got a gold earring, left ear, cross on it.
Speaker 2: I'm excited to see it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Maybe cross, but yeah.
Speaker 1: Maybe.
Speaker 3: Okay, hard to draw maybe. We've got your number here.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to take a photo of my sketch.
Speaker 3: I'm going to send it to you now, and then
Speaker 3: we're going to count down from three. You're going to
Speaker 3: look at your phone, and we're going to see... if
Speaker 3: I have accurately... Captured. Captured the man of your dreams
Speaker 3: that you saw at Brighton Beach.
Speaker 5: Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Okay. Three, two, one. Oh, my God, you got it.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 13: I honestly love it.
Speaker 3: The oval-shaped head, the thin jaw, as you said. I'm
Speaker 3: going to put a photo up on the Ben and
Speaker 3: Liam Instagram as well if people want to see it,
Speaker 3: if they recognise... This man potentially can help us get
Speaker 3: in touch. I'll put some flyers up as well around
Speaker 3: the beach. We want Vanessa to find this guy.
Speaker 2: Vanessa, I guess you can print that off at Officeworks
Speaker 2: and you can pin that up in your bedroom.
Speaker 3: Rest easy.
Speaker 14: I will, I will.
Speaker 3: Do you think, is that pretty, like, is that a
Speaker 3: dead ringer or? Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's great.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: I feel like I drew exactly what you said. You
Speaker 3: know what I mean? That's all I can go off.
Speaker 3: That's all I can go off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely. Vanessa, thank you very much.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 3: See ya.
Speaker 2: If you want to see it, we'll pop it up
Speaker 2: on the Better Liam Instagram.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a bit sad about Dolly Parton passed away. 80
Speaker 3: years old. Hell of a life, though. A life to
Speaker 3: be celebrated. And at least we still have Reba.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we still got Reba. You put Reba and Dolly
Speaker 2: in the same bucket?
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, Dolly, probably clear of Reba. I think even Reba
Speaker 3: knows that deep down.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 2: I mean, I just think of Reba when I think
Speaker 2: of early 2000s TV sitcoms on Fox 8.
Speaker 3: But of course, she's a country singer, first and foremost.
Speaker 2: She was before she was a Fox 8 star, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah. They're probably mates.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Maybe.
Speaker 2: I'm sure Reba's sad today.
Speaker 3: I'd imagine so.
Speaker 2: You know who's sad? Eminem. Did a post about Dolly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw Eminem post, because Dolly reached out to
Speaker 3: him when he got inducted into the Rock and Roll
Speaker 3: Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she wrote like a handwritten, I think it
Speaker 2: might have been typed, but it was a letter. And
Speaker 2: it was worded like that. she wrote it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. It didn't look like a chat GPT job.
Speaker 2: No, they didn't have it back then, I don't think.
Speaker 3: It is kind of funny when like a big celebrity
Speaker 3: passes away, and then all the other celebrities like post
Speaker 3: their photo from like, here's us in 1993, or whatever.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 3: 5,000 big ones in your skyrocket. If you can identify
Speaker 3: this stain, you can see it with your own eyes.
Speaker 3: Ben and Liam on the socials.
Speaker 2: Yep. The $ 5, 000, all thanks to Auto Masters. Your brakes
Speaker 2: might slow you down, but are they going to stop
Speaker 2: you in an emergency? Don't wait for your brakes to
Speaker 2: make a noise before you get them checked, like Liam.
Speaker 2: Call 1-300-AUTOMASTERS and feel the difference.
Speaker 3: Jess in Seaview Downs, what do you think it is?
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 8: I think it is acetone, maybe like nail polish remover.
Speaker 3: What would you do if you got 5K?
Speaker 12: I would definitely take the family to Bali. We're definitely
Speaker 12: in the need of a little holiday away.
Speaker 2: Nice. You've been to Bali before?
Speaker 6: Yeah, many times.
Speaker 3: What's your go-to? Puri Saron.
Speaker 5: Love Furious Arise.
Speaker 2: You sound like a Bali veteran.
Speaker 12: No, I've got a chest infection.
Speaker 8: I'm just getting over it.
Speaker 2: How many times have you been?
Speaker 12: About eight, nine times.
Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
Speaker 5: Maybe ten.
Speaker 2: Have you been to Uluwadu?
Speaker 3: No, but it's a possibility. Oh, that's where it's at.
Speaker 3: That's where it's at.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it is where it's at, definitely.
Speaker 4: Maybe this could help.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, unfortunately not.
Speaker 2: Oh, no.
Speaker 3: Sorry, it is not acetone. Catherine.
Speaker 2: Sorry, mate, I was just doing some talking there.
Speaker 3: That's fine. So was I, I suppose you could say.
Speaker 2: Well, as the anchor, I get right of way.
Speaker 3: What do you think, Catherine? Who had right of way there,
Speaker 3: Ben or myself?
Speaker 4: You did.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you, Catherine.
Speaker 2: What are you basing that on, Catherine? I am the anchor.
Speaker 5: I'm going with whoever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought so. I thought as much. I was
Speaker 2: going to ask Catherine, what would you spend $ 5, 000 on?
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 11: A holiday to somewhere warm.
Speaker 6: I'm not built for this cold weather.
Speaker 9: Let's go somewhere with sunshine.
Speaker 3: It'd be good to escape, huh? Definitely. Far north Queensland
Speaker 3: or something like that. Maybe Bali. Who knows?
Speaker 5: Who knows?
Speaker 2: Catherine, what do you think it is?
Speaker 6: I think it's apple cider.
Speaker 2: And why do you say apple cider?
Speaker 9: Because, well, we've had Michael Stain.
Speaker 11: We've heard from him, a.k.a.
Speaker 8: Michael Caine. One of his movies is Cider House Rules.
Speaker 5: So the cider. And the Flo Rida, Rida rhymes with cider.
Speaker 9: And he sings Apple Bottom Jean, so the apple for
Speaker 9: the apple cider.
Speaker 3: Bloody hell, that's good, Catherine. I like that. You've really
Speaker 3: thought about it. It all makes sense. It's not like
Speaker 3: you're stretched there.
Speaker 2: Catherine, I wish it was apple cider because I like
Speaker 2: how you've done that.
Speaker 3: I love how you did that. That was very clever,
Speaker 3: but it is not... Apple cider, we can move on
Speaker 3: from that, unfortunately.
Speaker 2: You can play as many times as you like. We
Speaker 2: open up the phone lines again tomorrow morning from 8am.
Speaker 2: And we are back. We can bring in Producer Bell.
Speaker 3: After the gong, of course.
Speaker 2: One bit of business for me, I guess more of
Speaker 2: a tidbit, would be when I listened to Monday's pod,
Speaker 2: the first thing I noticed was there was no intro,
Speaker 2: which I think we're addressing. But the second thing I
Speaker 2: noticed was because I didn't want to listen to the
Speaker 2: radio show content as much, I more just wanted to
Speaker 2: hear what you guys were chatting about on the back end, i.e.
Speaker 2: the Off Air podcast. I found it hard to find
Speaker 2: where that started. Can we put a marker in?
Speaker 7: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: No, I am serious.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what?
Speaker 7: You've seen the pod squad posts. I can't remember who
Speaker 7: wanted it the most, but someone's been posting me like, please,
Speaker 7: can we have a marker?
Speaker 2: Why don't we put a marker in?
Speaker 3: You want to purposely skip a radio show?
Speaker 7: Well, some people in the pod squad were like, just
Speaker 7: skip and find it.
Speaker 2: If you just want the off-air pod, then we should
Speaker 2: be putting a marker.
Speaker 9: In for this.
Speaker 3: Genuine question to anyone listening at this point. Would you
Speaker 3: prefer us? if there was no radio show in the podcast.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that's what we would do.
Speaker 2: It was just an off-air pod.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that actually what you're listening for? I'd be interested.
Speaker 7: Well, we can just do... We can revert back to
Speaker 7: what we used to do and have the show pod
Speaker 7: and then every day there's the off-air pod.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Which is how the off-air pod started as well. Well,
Speaker 7: not really, but like.
Speaker 2: It's just I think what we're saying is we're in this...
Speaker 2: We're in limbo at the moment with all the Spotify
Speaker 2: stuff and you can't have music in it and all
Speaker 2: that kind of stuff. What I would truly love, if
Speaker 2: I had my... Best case scenario, you would cut up
Speaker 2: the radio show podcast. You cut up the radio show
Speaker 2: into a podcast because there is good content in the
Speaker 2: radio show. We do it every day. I like a
Speaker 2: lot of the stuff in here.
Speaker 3: Good stories. We had the mates on. Good listeners.
Speaker 2: There's stuff in there that I genuinely want to see
Speaker 2: live on. Spoke about Fast and Furious for a bit.
Speaker 2: There's some stuff I could leave, like the.
Speaker 2: Pop quiz at 7am? I don't put it in.
Speaker 3: Most days I don't put it in.
Speaker 2: No, but there is a lot of radio show content
Speaker 2: that doesn't need to live on in a podcast. There
Speaker 2: is also some stuff there that could live in a podcast.
Speaker 3: God bless even Secret Stain. I couldn't imagine if you're
Speaker 3: a podcast you're actually listening to the Secret Stain guests
Speaker 3: every day. I think they have to be in there
Speaker 3: so people can do their due diligence.
Speaker 2: What I'm trying to say is I think there's a
Speaker 2: real difference between radio show content Ben and Liam and
Speaker 2: podcast Ben and Liam. And you could be forgiven... For
Speaker 2: just wanting podcasts, Ben and Liam.
Speaker 7: But that's why we could then have a separate every day.
Speaker 2: If you want. All food for thought. We just need
Speaker 2: the data. Back to the original point that I made
Speaker 2: when we first did this was let's just put it
Speaker 2: all in one, a neat little package, episode blah, episode blah,
Speaker 2: episode blah. When you start doing separate off-air podcasts, then
Speaker 2: people are having to go past the radio show one
Speaker 2: to get the off-air pod.
Speaker 3: And then there's too much guff.
Speaker 2: You know, could we have two feeds where it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: there's the Ben and Liam radio show podcast on its
Speaker 2: own RSS feed? Is that a thing? And then there's
Speaker 2: the Ben and Liam off-air, and it's just off-air stuff.
Speaker 7: 99% it'll be a no because they want it all
Speaker 7: in the one feed.
Speaker 2: Because the numbers look better.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 7: I get that.
Speaker 2: Disagree, but I get it.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And that's the thing. And this is what I tell
Speaker 3: the boys on site. There's no such thing as a
Speaker 3: small job. This is a pretty small job. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, Belle? So you probably wouldn't
Speaker 3: get it. You're probably not around work sites enough. But
Speaker 3: you think it's a small job, but then that job
Speaker 3: creates three other jobs. And I tell the guys, don't
Speaker 3: get disheartened. This is all just a part of it.
Speaker 3: And you've had as much trade experience as me.
Speaker 7: What do you actually mean by creates three other jobs?
Speaker 3: Okay, would you like me to just give you an example?
Speaker 4: Yes, please.
Speaker 3: So this is the last job at the moment. But
Speaker 3: on my home, there is a security shutter on one
Speaker 3: of the windows.
Speaker 7: Of course.
Speaker 2: The highest of security.
Speaker 3: Highest of security.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Adamantium?
Speaker 3: Yes, it is adamantium, which is about what Wolverine is
Speaker 3: made out of.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 3: But anyway, they're looking a bit old.
Speaker 2: Which, of course, is mined from Wakanda.
Speaker 3: Wakanda forever.
Speaker 15: Black Panther.
Speaker 3: Black Panther. Now, I've removed that shield because we've put
Speaker 3: in some bulletproof glass. Okay.
Speaker 2: So the naked eye looks more homely?
Speaker 3: So the shutter's looking a little daggy. But to remove
Speaker 3: that shutter, it's under a stoop. I don't know if
Speaker 3: I'm still explaining this right, but we've had to remove
Speaker 3: the sheeting, like the roofing, from that stoop so then
Speaker 3: someone could get a ladder through so they can get...
Speaker 3: the shutter off.
Speaker 2: Gotcha.
Speaker 3: Now, I've removed the sheeting, but the fella has still said, no,
Speaker 3: it's actually too high. It's a very high and secure
Speaker 3: window for security threats. Much like an old castle, I
Speaker 3: suppose you could imagine. So he said, you're going to
Speaker 3: need to get some scaffolding.
Speaker 13: Right.
Speaker 3: So now I need to get scaffolding between the sheeting
Speaker 3: before I can get the roofer to come back to
Speaker 3: put the new sheeting on, which I've already paid him for.
Speaker 3: Not only do I need to get the scaffolding for
Speaker 3: the shutter to be removed. Once the shutter has been removed,
Speaker 3: I'll need to get the renderer to render around the window,
Speaker 3: and then I'll need the painter to paint around the window.
Speaker 3: I have other trades coming. It's the main access. It's
Speaker 3: limited access. It's a very secure property. The trades need
Speaker 3: to use that, so I cannot actually do that until
Speaker 3: that's all gone. I also want to retile the stoop.
Speaker 3: It's a small job. However, the supporting beam of the
Speaker 3: roof is in such a spot in... the stoop that
Speaker 3: we basically have to get rid of that entire structure
Speaker 3: to retile and then put it back up so it's
Speaker 3: just it's a small example bell of like i want
Speaker 3: to remove that shutter turns into like seven jobs yeah
Speaker 3: And this is just some of the stuff I'm doing
Speaker 3: on site.
Speaker 7: But none of that sounded like a small job at all.
Speaker 7: Nothing sounds like a small job.
Speaker 3: A small job would be, I'm going to get rid
Speaker 3: of that shutter. That's what it is in your head.
Speaker 3: And then it's like, oh, the guy came out. Oh,
Speaker 3: he can't do that. Oh, get the roofing off.
Speaker 6: Oh, sorry, mate.
Speaker 3: You actually can't come back until you get the other thing. Oh,
Speaker 3: now I get the scaffolder.
Speaker 7: It's almost like when you guys say, oh, we just
Speaker 7: want to buy this hovercraft. Or, oh, I just want
Speaker 7: a loyalty program. Or, oh, I just want to speak
Speaker 7: to this person from the money company. Or, hey, Belle,
Speaker 7: can you just do this?
Speaker 3: The money company?
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Or, hey, we want to do this idea. Hey, Belle,
Speaker 7: can you? Yep, sure.
Speaker 3: And the good thing that you have on your side
Speaker 3: is you can delegate because there's so many people. You
Speaker 3: have a team.
Speaker 2: At least you have a team.
Speaker 3: As they say, many hands make right work.
Speaker 7: Why do you have another eye infection? Why is your
Speaker 7: immune system down?
Speaker 2: Why have you got scurvy?
Speaker 7: Why is your cortisol up?
Speaker 3: Did you say you had a scratch that wasn't healing?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I just know my skin's just breaking.
Speaker 2: Like leprosy.
Speaker 3: Are you a leper?
Speaker 7: No, my eye's fine now.
Speaker 3: Like a leper.
Speaker 7: Some of them have cleared up.
Speaker 2: Are you digging us around with your leprosy?
Speaker 3: You got leprosy in the back end?
Speaker 7: What is leprosy again? Is that like a skin rash thing?
Speaker 3: It's It's a nasty one. I think we're safe talking
Speaker 3: about it. I don't think people have it these days.
Speaker 2: I think it's when you turn green and you start
Speaker 2: chasing pots of gold at the end of rainbows.
Speaker 3: That's leprechauns.
Speaker 7: Are you serious, Ben? Or are you taking the piss?
Speaker 3: He's having a laugh.
Speaker 7: I don't know with Ben.
Speaker 3: I never know. So leprosy, I believe it's like people's
Speaker 3: flesh starts to fall off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think
Speaker 3: there's a movie, there's a king or something, he's got
Speaker 3: leprosy and he's like, he hides behind a mask.
Speaker 2: That sounds like what you got.
Speaker 3: It's a chronic bacterial infection that targets the skin, nerves, eyes,
Speaker 3: and upper throat.
Speaker 2: Is that why you got some foundation on today?
Speaker 3: So this would be an example of someone with leprosy
Speaker 3: and their face has fallen off a little bit.
Speaker 7: That's sad.
Speaker 3: Yes, but that's what you have. That looks like me, yeah.
Speaker 7: That's pretty much me.
Speaker 3: I think, I know I would be very sad if
Speaker 3: this was still a thing. I could be wrong, but
Speaker 3: I thought it was a thing that we've been, a
Speaker 3: horrible thing that we've been able to stamp out of.
Speaker 7: So it does still exist.
Speaker 2: What caused it? Surely it was just like people were
Speaker 2: pooing on each other and stuff in the chamber pots.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bacteria thing. Can I say, is leprosy
Speaker 3: a thing?
Speaker 7: No, just say, does leprosy still exist?
Speaker 3: Is leprosy still a thing?
Speaker 7: No, not a thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a technical term. Yes, leprosy still exists. About
Speaker 3: 200,000 new cases diagnosed around the world each year.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a slow-growing bacteria.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay. That's actually really sad. So leprosy, super rare
Speaker 3: in Australia, but in some developing countries, still a thing, unfortunately.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 3: Only 100 to 200 kates in the States, but it's
Speaker 3: not stamped out. See, I thought it was gone. Right.
Speaker 2: So you can't pass it through quick touch, handshakes, et cetera.
Speaker 2: It only can be passed through droplets. Through a cough
Speaker 2: or a sneeze.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
Speaker 2: Also been known to be carried by the nine-banded armadillo.
Speaker 2: It's the only animal that can pass it to a human.
Speaker 2: So maybe I have to get rid of the nine-banded armadillo.
Speaker 3: Do you know the line? They're trying to cast me out.
Speaker 3: Like a leper.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: Who's that?
Speaker 7: That's the Joker.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Belle, because you do impressions now.
Speaker 7: Could you give us.
Speaker 2: She's always done impressions.
Speaker 3: Could you give all that show some appropriate... The forbidden voices,
Speaker 3: as they're known.
Speaker 8: Yes, yes.
Speaker 3: Can you give us a Heath Ledger?
Speaker 7: As the Joker or just Heath Ledger?
Speaker 3: No, as the Joker. Because it's easier doing characters that
Speaker 3: have more.
Speaker 7: I don't want to do this. I don't like impressions.
Speaker 7: I don't find them funny.
Speaker 3: Make sure your lips are really wet.
Speaker 7: Can you not stare at me when you do it?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 13: Stop.
Speaker 7: I need all this voice. I don't want to do it.
Speaker 3: We'll cast you out like a lamp. Give us a bit. Belle,
Speaker 3: give us a bit.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 7: You want to know how I got these scars?
Speaker 3: It's like he's in the room with us.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2: Is Heath Ledger back?
Speaker 7: He is in the room with us. He's always in
Speaker 7: the room with us.
Speaker 3: Well, true. That is true.
Speaker 2: Now it's Heath Ledger and Dolly Parton.
Speaker 1: Not Reba, though.
Speaker 3: So he's still in the world of the living.
Speaker 7: Look, hey, circling back to the podcast marker, I will
Speaker 7: ask the question.
Speaker 2: That to me seems like a simple thing we can
Speaker 2: just drop in, right?
Speaker 7: I've never seen that feature in the back end, but.
Speaker 3: You need to dig around the back end more.
Speaker 7: I do. I will have a chat to Tien and
Speaker 7: I'll chat to our podcast, our actual legitimate podcast department.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that to me seems like a.
Speaker 3: Put a receipt.
Speaker 2: That to me seems like a... Because as someone who
Speaker 2: was like, I just want to hear the back end.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I was like, where is it? And then you.
Speaker 7: But what does a marker look like on Spotify?
Speaker 2: What does it look like? There's a clear line.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 2: And then if you hold and buff.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It like kind of gets to the right spot and
Speaker 2: it almost, you feel it click. It's like, oh, I
Speaker 2: am on the right. And then you release and then
Speaker 2: it starts from where the marker is.
Speaker 11: Yeah, right.
Speaker 7: Not even Casefile has that.
Speaker 2: Although you don't.
Speaker 7: Really need it in Casefile.
Speaker 2: Because you could go to the extreme and you could
Speaker 2: have chapters. I'm not saying we do chapters.
Speaker 7: Well, there is the AI chapters in the podcast. When
Speaker 7: you're scrubbing, it does say.
Speaker 2: What was that voice felt? That was.
Speaker 3: Teetering on one of your forbidden books.
Speaker 7: Oh, sure. Yeah, there's the chapter things where it comes
Speaker 7: up and says, like, Ben tells a story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
Speaker 7: Secret stain. It does have that. You can see the chapters.
Speaker 3: Can I just quickly as well on the Dolly Parton thing?
Speaker 3: There's something I just wanted to flag.
Speaker 13: Yes.
Speaker 3: Earlier this morning I said I was quite impressed. I
Speaker 3: was quite hot on the Dolly Parton news because I
Speaker 3: sort of put it in the chat. Dolly Parton's passed
Speaker 3: away and you said you'd seen it before.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 3: But I'm saying I woke up to the Dolly Parton
Speaker 3: family announcement and it was like within the last five minutes.
Speaker 3: I don't know. All the comments on it was like
Speaker 3: two minutes ago, three minutes ago. It was like, The
Speaker 3: post had literally been made five minutes and I put
Speaker 3: it in the chat straight away. Yeah. And Belle was
Speaker 3: trying to act like I was Sandra Sully with the
Speaker 3: late news.
Speaker 7: But I'm telling you, I was sitting in my bed
Speaker 7: having my coffee, doing my usual quick news scroll to
Speaker 7: see if Trump died or something.
Speaker 3: But was that not the announcement? I didn't see the
Speaker 3: family one.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 7: Because what I saw was a headline before at 3.
Speaker 2: It would have been 3.40.
Speaker 3: So people knew before the family announcement.
Speaker 7: And I was sitting having my coffee and I always
Speaker 7: do the same thing every day. I open Instagram to
Speaker 7: check if something major has happened overnight.
Speaker 3: But you didn't put it in the chat.
Speaker 7: Because I knew that when we get in here, I'd
Speaker 7: go through it then. I never put stuff in the
Speaker 7: chat in the morning of.
Speaker 3: I think I've done it twice in my life. Maybe
Speaker 3: I'll play it.
Speaker 7: But I never put stuff in in the morning when
Speaker 7: I see it because I do it when I get
Speaker 7: in here. That's when I put it all in the
Speaker 7: dock to roll through with you.
Speaker 3: Because when you see something like Dolly Parton side, it's
Speaker 3: almost a race to who can put it in the
Speaker 3: chat first.
Speaker 7: All right, so 4.30, I was in my car driving here.
Speaker 7: That's when you put it in.
Speaker 3: And I didn't break the news to you.
Speaker 7: No, you did not.
Speaker 3: I feel like I was on the freaking cutting edge
Speaker 3: because I saw the family post and there was nothing
Speaker 3: else about it. I was like, oh, well, it must
Speaker 3: be real because it's the family posting it. But I
Speaker 3: hadn't seen any other articles yet. So I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm freaking hot on this.
Speaker 7: They must have put theirs out after the news.
Speaker 3: Either that or I'm on the cutting edge of news.
Speaker 7: But I saw it 50 minutes before you.
Speaker 2: You broke it to me, mate.
Speaker 6: Thanks, bro.
Speaker 3: Thank you. What are you doing tonight, Bill?
Speaker 11: Why?
Speaker 3: Well, tomorrow is an important day.
Speaker 11: Oh, no.
Speaker 2: What's happened?
Speaker 3: You don't know what tomorrow is.
Speaker 7: It's not Jane's birthday because that's September.
Speaker 2: I'm a little bit disgusted that you don't know what
Speaker 2: tomorrow is.
Speaker 3: You don't know what tomorrow is? The 27th of August?
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm watching the movie.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: Well, don't do the forbidden voice. I've told you three
Speaker 3: times now.
Speaker 7: I'm watching the movie.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Why would you leave it to the day before?
Speaker 3: Dude, you've had a month.
Speaker 7: It's not a movie that I want to watch.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's actually a murder movie.
Speaker 3: It's a Christopher Nolan thriller. What doesn't appeal?
Speaker 7: I just like watching bright things.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 3: Well, Belle, put it this way.
Speaker 7: Unless I was having a lovely movie.
Speaker 3: Night with someone.
Speaker 7: I'm by myself now.
Speaker 3: You've got to remember that. This entire thing. heaters on
Speaker 3: you watching this film tonight because if you come to
Speaker 3: a fun bit if you come to where you've not
Speaker 3: watched it then i think we just be in a
Speaker 3: film club because if we can't if we can't even
Speaker 3: be trusted in one month to watch a film to
Speaker 3: talk about it then why would anyone else you.
Speaker 2: Know or should we kick out a film club and
Speaker 2: the next and the next one we do will be
Speaker 2: like gossip it will be like white chicks or something
Speaker 2: like what's the movie like uh legally blonde.
Speaker 7: Wait, so I'm kicked out, but then I'm here for
Speaker 7: when you chat about my favourite films?
Speaker 9: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: You're kicked out, but you can't be a part of
Speaker 2: the chat.
Speaker 7: You get kicked out of the movie club. Could we
Speaker 7: please do Legally Blonde next, and then I'll watch Insomnia tonight?
Speaker 2: It's up for discussion if you're in the club. If
Speaker 2: you're not in the club, you can't vote.
Speaker 7: I will be watching it tonight.
Speaker 2: We all get equal say in the next movie we watch.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I get two votes, Flynn gets two votes, you get
Speaker 2: a vote.
Speaker 7: Well, I am the woman here, so yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2: But we're on air, so we all get equal... Proportionate
Speaker 2: to what we do.
Speaker 3: Equal everything here.
Speaker 2: It's weighted to our positions.
Speaker 13: Oh, yeah.
Speaker 7: We all have the same job.
Speaker 2: Our boss, Steven, gets three votes.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 3: Naturally.
Speaker 2: His boss, DB, gets four votes. His boss, DC, gets
Speaker 2: five votes. His boss, Carrie. Don't forget about Carrie. She
Speaker 2: gets six votes. Steve-o gets... Ten votes.
Speaker 3: He's the CEO of the company. He's from bloody Golden Grove.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: Could you imagine if you emailed Steve Oakes or texted him?
Speaker 2: We have his number. Hey, mate, movie club next month.
Speaker 2: What movie are you voting for? Bro, he'd probably bro
Speaker 2: down with me. We're both on 5125.
Speaker 3: We're both from the Sunnybrook Massive.
Speaker 7: We get the pretend spam emails from him. He'd think
Speaker 7: it's a pretend spam.
Speaker 3: Text from us. I mean, to be fair, as far
Speaker 3: as CEOs go, he's pretty good in the sense that
Speaker 3: you get the occasional text, but the emails that you
Speaker 3: get from him, You don't get texts? Sorry, Bill. The
Speaker 3: text must be weighted. They must be weighted.
Speaker 7: You guys get the text.
Speaker 3: I don't get it. His emails are not him. It's
Speaker 3: like the company. It's like, hey, let's keep this discreet.
Speaker 3: Please transfer me some money. I'm like, what? They're the
Speaker 3: most fake looking emails.
Speaker 7: Well, I got one yesterday. Who of you was with
Speaker 7: me when I got that?
Speaker 3: Ah, that was me.
Speaker 7: Was that you?
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I got my first one from the fake.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: But I did have to question it because we are
Speaker 7: transferring money to people at the moment from the proposal
Speaker 7: last week to people who we hired for it. So
Speaker 7: I did have to really second guess that one.
Speaker 3: I might try and get our money back. Send the
Speaker 3: thing to Steve-O and be like, Steve-O, it's me. Please
Speaker 3: sign off on this invoice for $ 1, 000 for a hovercraft.
Speaker 2: Real question.
Speaker 3: Must have the money extremely quick.
Speaker 2: Real question. I'm assuming the answer is no because we
Speaker 2: didn't get a receipt. Can we claim the money that
Speaker 2: we lost on the hovercraft because it was a business expense?
Speaker 2: That's purely a work expense.
Speaker 7: No, because all the recordings is you saying we're using
Speaker 7: our own money, using our own money.
Speaker 2: It's our money. It's still a work expense. We're buying
Speaker 2: that for our job. I'm saying can we claim that?
Speaker 7: So what you're saying is you could buy a Maserati
Speaker 7: and say it's the show Maserati and then claim it
Speaker 7: on work.
Speaker 3: If it was legitimately for the show, you actually could, yeah.
Speaker 2: That's how tax works.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, but you're not saying tax. You're saying
Speaker 7: you want to ask the company for the money.
Speaker 2: Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm saying my tax return.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm saying next year can we claim that as a deduction?
Speaker 7: Oh, I mean, I'm just saying, yeah.
Speaker 2: What do you reckon?
Speaker 3: It's a hard one. It's probably one for Marcus.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: I think he would say no.
Speaker 3: I think Marks would say no. I feel like if
Speaker 3: we run it through personal management, Gary would say yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's him. But, yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm going to write it down as a question mark.
Speaker 3: Well, it's more like, hey, can I claim $ 500 for
Speaker 3: being scammed from a woman in Banksgate Park for a, well,
Speaker 3: don't look at me like that, Belle. That's what happened.
Speaker 3: She took $ 1, 000 from us. She should be ashamed.
Speaker 7: Did you guys see Liam Jones' post in the pod
Speaker 7: squad this morning?
Speaker 12: No.
Speaker 7: Ben may have.
Speaker 2: What did he say?
Speaker 7: Liam Jones, big mouth on you. Bloody hell, he is
Speaker 7: calling you weak. Hang on, where did he post?
Speaker 3: Well, Liam, we can give you the people's address. Feel
Speaker 3: free to collect that.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 7: I'm just joking. Here you go, Liam. You can read Liam's.
Speaker 3: Liam Jones is on a post here. sorry guys, but
Speaker 3: it needs to be said, this hovercraft situation is so weak.
Speaker 3: It grinds my gears. You are like two grown men
Speaker 3: throwing away $ 1, 000 to a high school bully. You deserve
Speaker 3: the wives to take the mickey until you sort it out.
Speaker 3: Get your money back. Bella would absolutely have more balls
Speaker 3: to do with this. Yes, fair, Liam, but it's like,
Speaker 3: what do you do in a situation like that? You can't,
Speaker 3: what do you do?
Speaker 7: I'm not going to the house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you know what I mean? It's like, we've transferred, like,
Speaker 3: they're just going to keep ignoring us. So what do
Speaker 3: you do? And like, I don't know. What are you
Speaker 3: going to take them to court over? At a certain point.
Speaker 2: No, and also the whole point of a deposit, and
Speaker 2: I'm annoyed we lost our money, but the whole point
Speaker 2: of a deposit is you're giving them a deposit so
Speaker 2: that they would take the ad down so that it's
Speaker 2: yours so that they are not out of pocket because
Speaker 2: they could argue within reasonable doubt that they could have
Speaker 2: lost a sale taking it down in the time that
Speaker 2: we spent to go look at it. So technically a
Speaker 2: deposit is what we used it for. And they can
Speaker 2: argue that it's theirs. Now, obviously, if you're a good person,
Speaker 2: you just give it back. But they didn't.
Speaker 3: And they're bad people.
Speaker 2: So it's like, it's annoying they kept it, but they
Speaker 2: do have a leg to stand on. Well, they are.
Speaker 7: Hey, please be careful.
Speaker 2: Of what? Saying factual statements.
Speaker 7: That's not a fact.
Speaker 3: That's an opinion. I paid $ 500 to have this opinion.
Speaker 3: So did he.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's an expensive opinion.
Speaker 2: That skirt was awful on that thing. It was all crispy.
Speaker 3: We're not talking about the woman. We're talking about the
Speaker 3: bloody hovercraft skirt.
Speaker 2: It had a crispy skirt.
Speaker 3: The skirt was crisped beyond measure.
Speaker 2: And the guy said to me, he said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a bit crispy, but you can fix that. I
Speaker 2: don't know how to fix a crispy skirt, mate.
Speaker 3: Where are you going to get one from? The Hovercraft
Speaker 3: Skirt Shop. Oh, yes. Is that next to Spotlight? It
Speaker 3: doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: The trailer was unregistered, so we couldn't just chuck it
Speaker 2: on and go. Whole thing. Whole thing. Had to go
Speaker 2: to Regency. No, you're not a part of this, Bill,
Speaker 2: because you didn't lose $ 500... Trailer unregistered. Had to go
Speaker 2: to Regency to get it. Get it plated. Get it
Speaker 2: plated up.
Speaker 3: We thought it was turnkey.
Speaker 2: Flat tyres. Even if you got the bloody thing registered
Speaker 2: it had flat tyres. It was not turnkey.
Speaker 7: One day, like with Liam's poo jacket, one day I'm
Speaker 7: going to release the BTS footage.
Speaker 3: It'll be good.
Speaker 2: Let's leave it there, but there is plenty more to
Speaker 2: say on the Hovercraft topic that we can't go into
Speaker 2: too much detail.
Speaker 3: Hashtag Hovergate.
Speaker 2: You know what? Ask us at a live show if
Speaker 2: you ever come to a live podcast thing.
Speaker 7: What's that?
Speaker 2: I don't know when. End of year, we'll do a
Speaker 2: big podcast party and we'll tell what actually happened.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 7: Okay, yes, I will be watching the movie tonight. Is
Speaker 7: there any other pod business? that we needed to attend.
Speaker 7: I had an influx yesterday of people trying to enter
Speaker 7: the Ben, Liam and Belle pod squad.
Speaker 2: Oh, really?
Speaker 14: Why is that?
Speaker 7: I don't know. But I'm still accepting people into that.
Speaker 2: By influx, you mean like five?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, it should be zero. What do you mean? Ben,
Speaker 7: Liam and Belle pod squad.
Speaker 3: Oh, sorry.
Speaker 7: So I'm still accepting people so they can go in,
Speaker 7: see the posts, redirecting. And go.
Speaker 2: See they're at a graveyard.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: Find the right one.
Speaker 7: See no one's there and think, oh, where am I
Speaker 7: supposed to be?
Speaker 2: Wrong address. There must be people who are trying to
Speaker 2: join the current one and they just see the old
Speaker 2: one comes up because it's got more people in it.
Speaker 7: But then, so I am accepting people in so that
Speaker 7: they can then be redirected.
Speaker 1: So that's, yes.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 7: There's still people posting about Mingle, so thank you. Oh,
Speaker 7: there was also chat about from Matt saying that the
Speaker 7: all-time goat pod intro was Eli's indie podcast. band intro.
Speaker 2: Remember Eli did all the different genres pre-ALA?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: That was genuinely very good. Can we get that as
Speaker 2: the intro? Because that's copyright free, right?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I thought you said Nova. Yeah, it could work.
Speaker 2: Do we want that?
Speaker 7: Do we want it?
Speaker 2: We'll give his.
Speaker 3: Bring it back.
Speaker 2: We'll give his Insta a big plug.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we should bring that back.
Speaker 13: Now?
Speaker 2: We'll just say to him, hey, can you send us
Speaker 2: the intro file?
Speaker 7: He wouldn't have it.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't have it?
Speaker 7: No, it would have been on a work computer, but
Speaker 7: we can just rip it from an old pod.
Speaker 2: The quality would be horrible, right?
Speaker 7: I'll see, I'll see. And then we'll just get a
Speaker 7: bed on the back of it.
Speaker 2: I do like that intro, it's fun.
Speaker 7: Well, people were commenting saying it was their favourite too,
Speaker 7: so everyone was backing him up. What do we have here? Well,
Speaker 7: Ryan Carr said, wouldn't it be copyright to the previous station?
Speaker 2: Let's not get into that.
Speaker 7: Everyone keep it under your Von Dutch.
Speaker 2: Just don't tell Nova Boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Um.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Neil said definitely his favourite of all time, Craig.
Speaker 3: Don't tell Nova Boy about the record presented to Nova
Speaker 3: that Belle has hanging in her house either. Don't tell
Speaker 3: him about that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, it's getting loved. It's getting a lot more
Speaker 7: attention at my house than it was in.
Speaker 3: The Nova office.
Speaker 2: You look at it and appreciate it?
Speaker 7: I do, actually.
Speaker 9: Really?
Speaker 7: I love that.
Speaker 2: Like I see him walking around your house, just going
Speaker 2: to the fridge, going to the couch. Go to the bathroom,
Speaker 2: stand at the art for a bit, just stare at
Speaker 2: it and your little thing fills up.
Speaker 7: Literally, I did the Kath and Kim meme of the
Speaker 7: scene in one of my Instagram posts while we were
Speaker 7: having our gardening leave. That was genuinely bad. I'm not
Speaker 7: even kidding. That's what I was doing.
Speaker 2: What was the name, sorry?
Speaker 7: In Kath and Kim, Kath stops working and she has
Speaker 7: so much time, she just walks around the house and
Speaker 7: sits on different furniture and she doesn't really know what
Speaker 7: to do with herself and it's just silence and it's
Speaker 7: just her. That was me, our whole garden. I just
Speaker 7: kept going to the gym and then I'd be like,
Speaker 7: You need like a hobby or something. I started going
Speaker 7: up shopping and like making furniture and then I was like,
Speaker 7: I don't need any more furniture. I just, I didn't
Speaker 7: know what to do with myself.
Speaker 2: I genuinely didn't.
Speaker 7: I just sat outside and got really tanned. It was awesome.
Speaker 2: You should go to the, um, the property and go
Speaker 2: pat the cows.
Speaker 3: Feed them some cats.
Speaker 2: I was telling Bill off air that.
Speaker 3: I don't actually have a hobby really.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you do.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm getting dressed up.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I suppose my hobby has sort of become a side hustle.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And much like my hobby has also become a job
Speaker 3: with radio.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But then it's like, then by default, then I don't,
Speaker 3: it's not like, oh yeah, I paint in my spare time.
Speaker 3: I don't have a.
Speaker 2: Stop monetizing your interests.
Speaker 3: It's what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: Just do it for the love of it.
Speaker 7: When people say like, oh, my gym is my hobby.
Speaker 7: I don't see that as a hobby. That's not a hobby.
Speaker 2: No, that's more physical fitness.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'd say my, I would like to, I'd like to
Speaker 2: say my hobby is golf, but I just don't play enough.
Speaker 2: I would say.
Speaker 7: Yours is like gardening and DIY though.
Speaker 2: It's a lifestyle.
Speaker 3: Like a hobby does feel like a fun, I don't know, yeah,
Speaker 3: like an instrument, a sport. Yeah, I would say that's
Speaker 3: a hobby. That is a hobby.
Speaker 7: But I don't really have anything else. Because op shopping...
Speaker 7: That's an unhealthy relationship. It's an interest.
Speaker 3: I took a bunch of stuff to Savers on the weekend.
Speaker 3: I should have given you a whole. What?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 2: Why do you go to Savers?
Speaker 3: They just take everything.
Speaker 7: Well, Savers give you a coupon when you donate.
Speaker 3: I also didn't get the coupon.
Speaker 9: Oh, my God.
Speaker 3: After arriving off, I was like, probably should have got.
Speaker 7: That for Bill. You get a 20% off coupon.
Speaker 2: Because they sell it. I don't like that.
Speaker 7: Everything sells. What do you mean?
Speaker 14: No.
Speaker 2: Like they, sorry, as in they, they're a company. They're
Speaker 2: not a charity.
Speaker 3: Well, what I would say is, for example, like I
Speaker 3: would use Goodwill, like a Goodwill bin is like good
Speaker 3: for clothes. Like, you know, out in front of a church.
Speaker 2: Savers is good for junk.
Speaker 7: It's like, no, no junk, please.
Speaker 2: Junk, like just like, what was like, what did you have?
Speaker 2: Like a broken umbrella.
Speaker 8: Savers.
Speaker 7: No, that's no, no.
Speaker 3: I had like big camping chairs.
Speaker 7: Like, Okay, every op shop would take that.
Speaker 2: Pairs in them and stuff. Every op shop takes everything.
Speaker 3: I just don't really have the room. And much like
Speaker 3: the bikes. I said, Sarah, we haven't camped in five years.
Speaker 2: You don't have the bikes?
Speaker 3: I sold the bikes. Sold the bikes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: What was wrong with the camping chairs?
Speaker 2: Anything?
Speaker 3: Nothing wrong with them. No, not at all. Like a fan,
Speaker 3: pedestal fan.
Speaker 7: I need one.
Speaker 3: Lights, tons of stuff.
Speaker 11: Lights?
Speaker 7: Like lamps?
Speaker 9: Yep.
Speaker 3: I want more lamps.
Speaker 1: Hey.
Speaker 3: Hey.
Speaker 2: Well, if you want them, they're at Savers.
Speaker 7: Please let me be your first trash bin.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to do a big hard rubbish next week.
Speaker 2: Churchill Road? Which Savers did you go to?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Churchill. Yeah, they've got a little spot out the back,
Speaker 3: a little geyser there. Which one's that one?
Speaker 2: It's near the.
Speaker 3: Bunnings, Churchill Road.
Speaker 2: Churchill Road.
Speaker 7: Oh, past Prospect.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Churchill Road, Savers. I went to that one the other day. Actually,
Speaker 3: so one, I was like proud of me for doing,
Speaker 3: I had like a big... So I actually, so I have,
Speaker 3: you know, like I have that Esky that I would
Speaker 3: take to parties and stuff. Yeah. I got ripped one time,
Speaker 3: went to one of Macy's parties and I was like, okay, dad,
Speaker 3: got your Esky? And I was like, well, I actually
Speaker 3: like my drinks cold, but I was a little bit sad.
Speaker 3: Being bullied. Being bullied.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because I had communal Eskys where you just, everyone
Speaker 7: chucks their drinks in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7: You came with your own.
Speaker 3: I had my own. I came to drink. I intended
Speaker 3: on them being cold. Anyway, so I gave that Esky
Speaker 3: away because I've got like a bigger Esky, but I
Speaker 3: was like, realistically, I don't really need a travel size Esky.
Speaker 3: Like big one, good if you're going like proper camping,
Speaker 3: put food and stuff in it, like an ice box.
Speaker 3: But like the travel Esky, I'm like probably not as necessary. So,
Speaker 3: and we've really been trying to just clear house. But
Speaker 3: I had like all my DVDs like in there, just
Speaker 3: like I had like all these like Liverpool, like Liverpool's
Speaker 3: all their Champions League finals, every World Cup from like
Speaker 3: 1930 right up until 2010. What you donated all this?
Speaker 3: All my Mighty Boosh DVDs, all my Mighty Boosh live DVDs. Yeah, everything.
Speaker 3: All the stuff I grew up on, like Monty Python,
Speaker 3: Little Britain.
Speaker 2: Don't give away your physical media.
Speaker 3: I'd take that. What are you doing? You would have
Speaker 3: taken that?
Speaker 2: I'd put it in a shipping cabinet.
Speaker 3: Hamish and Andy box set.
Speaker 2: Why did you give that away?
Speaker 7: What is wrong with you?
Speaker 3: Well, I just don't have... I don't use CDs. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but it's... DVDs.
Speaker 7: But it's not about using them. It's also like your
Speaker 7: Liverpool ones and all that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just have it there on a nice display.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying is that they've been on the top
Speaker 3: of my... Sorry to say it. car stacker in a box.
Speaker 2: What's a car stacker?
Speaker 7: His car lift. You know the one that.
Speaker 2: Oh, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Been on top of my car lift.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but some stuff does go in a box and
Speaker 2: just get to put away. That's what happens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but I just.
Speaker 2: It's a memory. Yeah. Because you don't use it, it
Speaker 2: doesn't mean you should get rid of it.
Speaker 7: Wait, which Hamish and Andy's box?
Speaker 3: The one that was like a suitcase?
Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, I've got that one.
Speaker 3: You've got that? I thought you would already have it.
Speaker 3: I was like, I should get this about, and I
Speaker 3: was like, she's probably already got it. And then I
Speaker 3: was like, my Mighty Boots ones, I was like, oh...
Speaker 3: Is yours signed?
Speaker 13: No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought Um, uh, but yeah, no, I was,
Speaker 3: it was a little bit hard giving them up, but
Speaker 3: I was also like, realistically, do I need this stuff?
Speaker 2: I would have put all that in a Kmart tub.
Speaker 3: That's what it was in. I would have put it
Speaker 3: in a shipping container, but it doesn't need to be,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Some, some, my thought is
Speaker 3: maybe there's a kid out there, same age as me.
Speaker 3: They're going to discover the mighty bush and just be like,
Speaker 3: Oh my God. Or watch those Hamish and Andy things.
Speaker 3: And they get into radio.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Freddie, your Godson.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Think of a God chart.
Speaker 2: You took that away from him.
Speaker 7: But when donating, you do have to remember that, that yes,
Speaker 7: and departing was something that I think like, oh God,
Speaker 7: like I really love this, but it is sometimes like
Speaker 7: something like the Liverpool thing where it's a little bit niche,
Speaker 7: but not really. And you donate it. And I like
Speaker 7: to think about when I find things in op shops
Speaker 7: that I'm like, oh my gosh, I love this so much.
Speaker 7: I can't believe someone donated this. And you find it
Speaker 7: and it brings you so much joy. There might be
Speaker 7: a kid out there who lives for Liverpool and has
Speaker 7: been looking for something like that box set.
Speaker 3: All physical disc games, all the PlayStation games, everything.
Speaker 7: Or someone will find it and go, oh, my gosh,
Speaker 7: my nephew is going to, like, this is going to
Speaker 7: be the best.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I've come for. PlayStation games?
Speaker 14: Everything.
Speaker 9: Oh, man.
Speaker 3: Everything.
Speaker 7: You really didn't think of Ben or I in this
Speaker 7: at all, did you?
Speaker 3: Look, I should have probably. To be honest, I got
Speaker 3: into a groove on Saturday and I was like, we
Speaker 3: are moving. And the stacker got cleared, everything, bang, bang, bang.
Speaker 3: But there's a couple of things where I was like,
Speaker 3: I did all that stuff. I gave away like three
Speaker 3: bags of clothes. I gave away so much stuff. All
Speaker 3: my DVDs, everything. Sarah hasn't given up shit. And I
Speaker 3: was like, hey, we've got two Christmas trees, Darl. We
Speaker 3: don't need two. One of these is going. And she said,
Speaker 3: can we at least take them to the other place
Speaker 3: and then I can decide? I said, sure, Darl. No worries.
Speaker 5: But.
Speaker 3: So, okay.
Speaker 7: If you want some of Liam's clothes, you can go
Speaker 7: to Safer's in Churchill Road.
Speaker 3: I did actually... I was... Absolutely clearing house. The only
Speaker 3: thing I kept that I was like, oh, a listener
Speaker 3: might like this, was my Nova sock. I was about
Speaker 3: to chuck that in the bin and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: maybe someone from.
Speaker 7: You don't even want that.
Speaker 3: No, why would I want that?
Speaker 7: You just don't, you don't really have like.
Speaker 3: I'm not a materialistic guy.
Speaker 2: If you're doing your hard rubbish, you should chuck it
Speaker 2: under you, bring it to the property, we'll do a
Speaker 2: big bonfire.
Speaker 3: Bring your esky. Frick yeah.
Speaker 2: What kind of stuff's in Hard Rubbish?
Speaker 3: Hard Rubbish. Oh, I mean, do you want like a massive...
Speaker 3: You know that Tame Impala frame I had, that huge one?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 7: No, but hang on. Why is that going in Hard
Speaker 7: Rubbish and not.
Speaker 3: To the op shop? Oh, the frame's a bit dicked.
Speaker 7: It doesn't matter. Someone will get a new frame.
Speaker 2: Frame's dicked.
Speaker 7: This is something that like, again, someone would see that
Speaker 7: and be like, holy hell. Bring it to work.
Speaker 3: I'll take it.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I.
Speaker 3: I suppose, yeah, I don't really have, I mean, probably
Speaker 3: the only physical thing, which I do love my records,
Speaker 3: but I do find, I'm like, wow, they're super heavy.
Speaker 3: I haven't actually had, I don't have really a forever
Speaker 3: home yet. I don't really have a spot where I
Speaker 3: can just be like, oh, cool, this is where the
Speaker 3: records live. So that's the main sort of possession I
Speaker 3: have other than just like clothes. And then just like, well,
Speaker 3: I don't know, my phone, laptop. Oh, and then obviously
Speaker 3: tons of costumes. But yeah, I don't really keep, Hang.
Speaker 7: On, are you putting records in hard rubbish?
Speaker 3: No, no, not at all, no.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 7: What else have you got for your hard rubbish?
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's just a big, I don't know,
Speaker 3: most of the good, most of the decent stuff has
Speaker 3: gone to save us.
Speaker 15: Okay.
Speaker 3: Like the two car, like dude, car loads.
Speaker 7: Don't rub it in.
Speaker 3: I'm not rubbing it in. I'm just saying.
Speaker 7: I would have taken some of your stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you don't need all this stuff is what
Speaker 3: I'm saying.
Speaker 7: We don't need a lot of things, but it's nice
Speaker 7: to have things in life.
Speaker 3: I like to be surrounded by things. On the opposite,
Speaker 3: I think it's nice to not have other things. One
Speaker 3: thing I would like is my Acras, but that's not
Speaker 3: a privilege I have.
Speaker 7: Oh, I made a funny video.
Speaker 3: Can I show you?
Speaker 7: Because Ben and I.
Speaker 3: Have had them robbed from us. Acras, our Australian Commercial
Speaker 3: Radio Awards. We'll never win one again because they don't
Speaker 3: exist anymore.
Speaker 7: This is a very niche video that I made. I
Speaker 7: laughed and I found it very funny. And I was like,
Speaker 7: I can't post it because no one will get it.
Speaker 7: It's very neat.
Speaker 2: Okay, is it going to make sense in a video format?
Speaker 7: So the audio is from Cars when he finds.
Speaker 3: The piston cups. Piston cup?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: He has a piston cup? That's pretty funny. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 3: That's funny.
Speaker 11: Piston or three?
Speaker 8: Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 3: Three piston cups?
Speaker 2: I like that a lot.
Speaker 3: That's actually great. That's funny. You should put it in
Speaker 3: the postcard or something.
Speaker 2: But then again, that's extra funny to us because of
Speaker 2: the context of they're actually ours. I was going to.
Speaker 7: Send it to you guys on the weekend.
Speaker 3: But I still laughed and it's less funny for us
Speaker 3: because they were stolen from us and we still found
Speaker 3: it funny.
Speaker 7: I can put it in the pod squad, but, yeah,
Speaker 7: I made it on the weekend. I had it ready.
Speaker 7: I was going to send it to you guys.
Speaker 2: And I was like, nah. Do it for the pod squad.
Speaker 7: I'll put it in the pod squad. I thought the
Speaker 7: audio was funny.
Speaker 2: Most people wouldn't even know what they are. What is that?
Speaker 13: No.
Speaker 3: We won a tear as well. We didn't go to
Speaker 3: Akra's without winning one.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you know what's great?
Speaker 2: We never lost.
Speaker 7: Like, and with the Akra's finishing, like, yeah, that is
Speaker 7: actually such a power move to be like the final three, boom, boom, boom,
Speaker 7: and then it's done.
Speaker 3: I wanted to get Monopoly on the best comedy segment.
Speaker 2: Well, we kind of did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I wanted to.
Speaker 7: Sorry, this hovercraft person is calling me back.
Speaker 2: All right, you're forgiven to leave.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I will come and pat the cows. We
Speaker 7: didn't come back today.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm going to sink these in the bin,
Speaker 2: then we're going to wrap this up.
Speaker 3: All right, thanks, Belle. Hi, is that Clinton?
Speaker 9: Sorry, Belle.
Speaker 1: Clinton.
Speaker 2: Personal calls outside the studio.
Speaker 7: Thanks for calling me back.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Let's close. Sorry, I was running into the studio.
Speaker 5: It's not good.
Speaker 13: Missed?
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 2: One day we'll get it.
Speaker 3: One day we'll get it, yeah. If you've never heard
Speaker 3: that bit before, Ben tries to get 10 scrunched up
Speaker 3: pieces of paper into the bin. And when I do,
Speaker 3: we will ascend. It will be something to behold, for sure.
Speaker 2: Content heavens. Might even end the podcast.
Speaker 3: Dolly, what are you doing here? No, that's... Sorry.
Speaker 9: See ya.
Speaker 3: And that's it!