Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 1: Okay, The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three, so.
Speaker 7: One thousand, one hundred and seventy three.
Speaker 8: Christian O'Connell's Show. Morning, Patsy, Morning, Good morning, Jackie boy.
Speaker 5: Good to see you guys.
Speaker 8: Now, Patsy, we missed you Thursday and Friday. You're on
Speaker 8: carers leave.
Speaker 6: Yes, how did it go? How is christ where? I
Speaker 6: we love? God'sknee operation? Oh my god, the trauma. You
Speaker 6: haven't heard your knee replace got a titanium leg.
Speaker 3: Now I am so exhausted.
Speaker 5: I tell you what.
Speaker 3: I take my head off to people who you know permanent, well, no, like,
Speaker 3: I just I just don't know how oft.
Speaker 8: These mystery people. By the way, the post referring to
Speaker 8: doesn't want to name them.
Speaker 3: I think I underestimated how laid up he would be.
Speaker 3: The poor Love.
Speaker 5: God Miniscus douse surprised spread he's in this brace from like.
Speaker 3: The operation, has to keep it straight and can't even
Speaker 3: put weight on it. The poor Love, He's absolutely sick
Speaker 3: of it already, and I feel so sorry for him.
Speaker 3: He can't do anything and it's driving him to.
Speaker 8: Describe this set about home. Has he got like a
Speaker 8: care area? Is he just in bed? Well?
Speaker 3: I had to before I left the house today. I
Speaker 3: had to make sure everything was in arms reach. So
Speaker 3: he's on like the zimmer frame. So he actually came
Speaker 3: to bed after me last night and I heard this
Speaker 3: god awful commotion with the zimmer frame getting thrown up
Speaker 3: against the wall because he had to sort of like
Speaker 3: lunge himself into bed. And I said, why didn't you
Speaker 3: just wake me up? And he's like, no, no, no, you
Speaker 3: go to sleep. It's okay, Yeah, we know why.
Speaker 8: Thing we actually put up with drop.
Speaker 3: So I had to put the zimmer frame within reach,
Speaker 3: you know, reaching distance, And then next to his chair
Speaker 3: in the lounge, I had to put all of his medication.
Speaker 3: I put a drink of water there.
Speaker 6: That in a bowl. Was it a dog bottle? The
Speaker 6: dog gets better tree Crest.
Speaker 4: Drinks.
Speaker 8: No will I take to get their partners a glass
Speaker 8: of water and.
Speaker 3: Into the kitchen, but he just so I had.
Speaker 6: To have it, and I had to this just remind myselves.
Speaker 9: Hair I had to be careful after I had my shower,
Speaker 9: and we've told Audrey you have to mop up after yourself.
Speaker 3: There's no leaving towels on the floor. Make sure there's
Speaker 3: not a scaic of water, because it can be very dangerous.
Speaker 3: Not as scary, so I had to make the path
Speaker 3: he's landing sort of clear so he didn't trip over
Speaker 3: anything while I was at work.
Speaker 6: It sounds minimal what you've done for the within he came.
Speaker 3: Getting him in the house was really hectic. I couldn't
Speaker 3: get him in the house because he's probably terrified.
Speaker 5: You have to carry him across the threshold.
Speaker 3: Newly went, we can't hop Kenny, and we've got quite
Speaker 3: a high lip through our front door. And I honestly
Speaker 3: didn't know what to do. And I thought, you're gonna
Speaker 3: have to get one of the nobles to help me,
Speaker 3: like piggyback him in or something. And then he remembered,
Speaker 3: we've got the doggy ramp from the car. He said,
Speaker 3: get the doggy ramp and I can hobble up. So
Speaker 3: we got the doggie ramp up on the lip of
Speaker 3: the door and got him in.
Speaker 6: So they do not give you like a wheelchair.
Speaker 3: Him no, but I probably should have got one in hindsight.
Speaker 6: We'll get one today.
Speaker 3: No, he doesn't need No, he's all right now. He's
Speaker 3: inside him a wheelchair pel Stream. We'll be knocking the
Speaker 3: walls and hitting plaster off on. He doesn't need a wheelchair.
Speaker 3: He's got his zimmer frame and his crutch.
Speaker 6: Chris right now, just weeping, unable to move.
Speaker 5: You've done your water, Chris.
Speaker 4: So has he got a bell?
Speaker 6: How does he get this Carer's attention?
Speaker 3: No, well, my ear, I've got like a fox ear.
Speaker 3: I always hear if he needs something. I check on
Speaker 3: him every couple of hours.
Speaker 6: Also known, how's he going to how's he going to
Speaker 6: the toilet?
Speaker 3: We'll have to help him, Yes, loved, and I had
Speaker 3: to go up to mom and Dad's house because Dad's
Speaker 3: got one of those shower chairs so we could shower him. Misterday,
Speaker 3: I said, right, we're going to shower today. No more spongebards.
Speaker 3: We're going to shower. So that took about two hours.
Speaker 3: So you know, you can have a shower every couple
Speaker 3: of days.
Speaker 8: Our thoughts really are generally with Chris right now. He
Speaker 8: must actually be just welcome. When you were going back
Speaker 8: to work for cover. I was a sweet relief. It's
Speaker 8: as tormentor slash care. It comes back.
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Speaker 8: Right now Chris is using a silver spoon to try
Speaker 8: and tunnel out of that house. Must escape, must escape,
Speaker 8: It makes it, finally makes it down the corner as
Speaker 8: past comes back, Dirty.
Speaker 6: Birdie, Misery.
Speaker 8: God went a four point three Monday Morning Christian O'Connell's
Speaker 8: show for Carls. So right now at the Games in
Speaker 8: Paris is the h It looks incredible. The closing ceremony
Speaker 8: over the weekend sadly the biggest talking point for Team
Speaker 8: Australia on the global platform. One word someone we didn't
Speaker 8: really know existed on Friday, But now the whole world
Speaker 8: does Reygun.
Speaker 5: Especially after our whole of gold. It's our best ever
Speaker 5: turnout at the Olympics and now our lasting memory.
Speaker 6: Yeah, is the Kangaroo a meme? You've become a meme.
Speaker 8: My dad called me yesterday and when we have our
Speaker 8: Sunday night chat, and the half of it was about Raygun.
Speaker 6: I said, Dad, Astralia done really without eighteen girls.
Speaker 8: No one is talking about that. So they're talking about
Speaker 8: that woman and the cultural study. She's got a PhD
Speaker 8: in break dancing or whatever it's called.
Speaker 5: The same thing was with Bianker's family over in the US,
Speaker 5: were after all the medals were one the only thing
Speaker 5: they're asking about is like, who is this some sort
Speaker 5: of natural hero of yours?
Speaker 6: Yeah, my dad was like, do you know her? No
Speaker 6: one knew her, No one knew her Friday. Now she's
Speaker 6: one word. She's a global thing, raygun? What did we
Speaker 6: all think?
Speaker 8: So I just happened to have the TV on. I
Speaker 8: was up early Saturday morning. I happen to have on
Speaker 8: the background. I saw what the breaking was on. So
Speaker 8: I thought, oh, I watched this. I actually couldn't believe.
Speaker 8: I was laughing so hard that actually I woke my
Speaker 8: daughter up. She came down to have a go with
Speaker 8: You need to see what's happening. They said, this is
Speaker 8: a moment in time. I think this is going to
Speaker 8: come a big thing. She she wasn't doing what they
Speaker 8: were doing, so she had a different language.
Speaker 6: She was doing what my kids when they were little girls.
Speaker 8: She didn't make up dance mooves and go watch this,
Speaker 8: watch this and then do some piece of crap and
Speaker 8: then you go brilliant girls that's brilliant. There was one
Speaker 8: move she did on her back that my dog does
Speaker 8: when she rolls in fox shit.
Speaker 6: That's sort of backgrounding thing.
Speaker 5: Just to get it off.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but none of it appeared to be what everybody
Speaker 6: else was doing.
Speaker 5: You were the first person who had learned it to me,
Speaker 5: And thank you because you men, I could catch up
Speaker 5: before she became The Internet's kind of taken it away
Speaker 5: from her, isn't it. It's like she's become a global superstar.
Speaker 5: But you were the first person to say we've got
Speaker 5: to get her on on the show on Monday morning
Speaker 5: before she was this global superstar.
Speaker 8: Well, I put a post up on Instagram right and
Speaker 8: I got attacked on social media. People are very angry
Speaker 8: about what's happened. The Prime Minister of this country. I
Speaker 8: had to actually make a comment about her, which is insane.
Speaker 10: They had crack good honor and a big shout out
Speaker 10: to her. That is in the Australian tradition of people
Speaker 10: having a go. She's had a go representing our country
Speaker 10: and that's a good thing.
Speaker 8: I love the fact that they must have just must
Speaker 8: have brainstormed. What actually can you say? Because have you
Speaker 8: seen that she was bad private the celebrated she gave it.
Speaker 8: I mean to go all that way and to lose
Speaker 8: three of her matches games breaks eighteen zero, eighteen zero
Speaker 8: eighteen zero, you and I. I mean I could have
Speaker 8: done most of the sprinkler.
Speaker 6: I could have done that.
Speaker 5: Does she known the way there, what the competition's going
Speaker 5: to be like, or does she think there's a chance.
Speaker 8: She's represented Australia at the last three World Championships after
Speaker 8: she said, I knew I wasn't as good as them
Speaker 8: technically or in breakdance, so I thought I'd improvise.
Speaker 6: I think that ain't the place to make stuff up,
Speaker 6: is it? The Olympics.
Speaker 8: It's not a place to make it up the other's
Speaker 8: You could tell her all choreographs sort.
Speaker 5: Of moves, but there is something nice about it. There
Speaker 5: is something us. Oh, it's refreshing despite what is obvious.
Speaker 5: And you can't dance. Yes you went out and did
Speaker 5: it any Yes she did? Or did you think Pats?
Speaker 3: I actually don't know how she made like how did
Speaker 3: she qualify in the place?
Speaker 5: I guess we just don't have any better breakdowns?
Speaker 3: Like you know, But hats off to her bloody good honor.
Speaker 6: I say again, it's hats off Monday.
Speaker 8: Today, it's hats off to her, to the people that
Speaker 8: give other people glasses of water.
Speaker 6: And I know it's hats off Monday.
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Speaker 8: For this week's one Second Winner, when we go back
Speaker 8: to a year golden hear today is nineteen eighty three, Patsy,
Speaker 8: Off the top of your head, what hus thing happened
Speaker 8: in nineteen eighty three in the world of sport?
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, I don't know. Well, it definitely wasn't an
Speaker 3: Olympics because it was an uneven year.
Speaker 6: Correct correct?
Speaker 5: Correct eighty three?
Speaker 3: Can't tell you off the top of my head.
Speaker 5: I'll have a guess and say Hawkes won the Grand Final.
Speaker 6: I tell you what.
Speaker 5: Any bus who sets anyone but not turning up the day?
Speaker 6: Yes, So do you remember at Patsy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can remember waking up and Mum watched one
Speaker 3: of you know, the Brickish shows today or whatever it was,
Speaker 3: and I remember that watching Bob Hawk and we're all seeing,
Speaker 3: how hilarious is our prime minister talking like that clearly drunk?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Nineteen eighty three Australia broke the longest winning streak and
Speaker 8: sporting history. September the twenty sixth, nineteen eighty three, when
Speaker 8: Australia two won the America's Cup. There's a great Netflix
Speaker 8: documentary about it.
Speaker 5: I think the eighth of the century.
Speaker 6: That's it. Yeah, well worth watching, really really good.
Speaker 8: Also in nineteen eighty three, I'm gonna be going to
Speaker 8: cinema to see this BMX Bandits.
Speaker 10: BMX bandits out wild in the streets in a high
Speaker 10: playing ride to adventure.
Speaker 2: It's thrills and spills, fast and furious fun.
Speaker 6: It's a real last This was.
Speaker 8: One of the first movies Nicole Kidman did as well.
Speaker 8: But I love BMX Bandits.
Speaker 5: Thrills and spills are such an eighties yea for a movie.
Speaker 8: Yeah, let's bring it back, all right? One second, win,
Speaker 8: I've got some of the biggest hits of nineteen eighty three.
Speaker 8: One second of these songs, Jackie boy, are you ready
Speaker 8: to guess them? Let's go, Pats, are you ready?
Speaker 3: I'm ready?
Speaker 5: Oh, Church on Time.
Speaker 3: What was the name of it?
Speaker 6: I think you know.
Speaker 3: It's David Bowie, Yes, and it's what's the name of
Speaker 3: the song?
Speaker 6: I'll get your point? You got taken? The boy?
Speaker 5: Does he ever playing that? Bit to the church on.
Speaker 3: All right, oh love, true Love is true?
Speaker 6: Yes? What on back in the school disco?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 6: What don't you? All right?
Speaker 8: We sometimes played this song. In fact, we should play
Speaker 8: for the next half an hour.
Speaker 3: Yes, Eddie what was his name? Eddie someone maguire?
Speaker 8: This is a tune Eddie Grant's Electric Avenue group.
Speaker 6: Who's this from nineteen eighty three?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yes, silken Heads?
Speaker 6: All right, big hit from eighty three?
Speaker 3: Oh Tyler total clip?
Speaker 6: Yes, appoint each.
Speaker 3: She still looks amazing. I'm sorry you need to hear
Speaker 3: the other day?
Speaker 6: All right? What are the schools? By the way, who
Speaker 6: are you leading?
Speaker 3: I do believe? Oh yeah, yeah yeah what now I
Speaker 3: needed a little bit more? Okay, yeah, I can't think
Speaker 3: of it though.
Speaker 8: Shucker can't shuck a, cahn't shuck a can ain't nobody?
Speaker 6: All right? Last one?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah?
Speaker 3: How does it feeler alive?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 6: The Order through Monday The Order.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 8: So phatsy what does Chris do in the morning? Then
Speaker 8: while you're going to be at work, who's going to
Speaker 8: look after him?
Speaker 3: Well, mummy is coming up, so ords will get up,
Speaker 3: get herself ready for school, and.
Speaker 6: Young teenagers are really caring as well.
Speaker 8: I found that whenever my wife I've been all acquiring
Speaker 8: any kind of assistance, they musstort of just roll you
Speaker 8: into a ditch and wait for death.
Speaker 3: I did leave her with strict instructions. I said, hey, listen,
Speaker 3: just make sure there's no water on the floor when
Speaker 3: you shower, pick up your tail, and make daddy some breakfast.
Speaker 3: There's some fruit salad there in the fridge.
Speaker 8: That ain't any breakfast. There's going to be no breakfast
Speaker 8: coming from a teenager. To forget it. She put a
Speaker 8: mirror made ber on his nose. Check his alive out
Speaker 8: the door.
Speaker 3: Lucky, and then Mum will come up and take her
Speaker 3: up to the bus stop. And then he's on his
Speaker 3: own from about I reckon quarter to eight until.
Speaker 6: I get it's must just suck in for surgery. She's
Speaker 6: obviously going to be off work then, is he Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, at least two weeks because he's got to
Speaker 3: keep his legs straight, can't bend it, can't put weight on.
Speaker 6: So is he one of those braces or cages a wheelchair? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Why he gets he's.
Speaker 3: Got my ability, he's got his zimmer frame and then.
Speaker 6: He'll wait on it. A wheelchair. I think you can
Speaker 6: hire them.
Speaker 3: No, but see, I think the zimmer frame is great
Speaker 3: because he can.
Speaker 8: He's all you're worried about is the noise of having
Speaker 8: the wheelchair and you don't actually want him.
Speaker 3: Moving, think of sitting down. So at least with the
Speaker 3: zimmer frame he can get up.
Speaker 8: And what's the name of people that want people to
Speaker 8: get ill? Is it Munchausen syndrome. Yeah, you're Dr Munchausen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he've clipped his wings so he can't fly.
Speaker 8: You let that beautiful canary fly. He needs more than cattlefish.
Speaker 2: Good mining, good mining.
Speaker 8: If anyone seriously does know, how do you hire a wheelchair?
Speaker 8: I feel like we need to intervene on heart dress.
Speaker 5: It's going to be a beautiful day today. Want to
Speaker 5: go out and see.
Speaker 6: The get some sun on his face like in Shaw
Speaker 6: Shout with Empson. We're staring up at the rain. That's
Speaker 6: our man, Chris the Love God. We're coming with a
Speaker 6: wheelchair for you.
Speaker 8: Metallic freedom is coming, Chris Chariots of Freedom his chair.
Speaker 8: If anyone does know he got hold of the worldchair,
Speaker 8: please learn slow because obviously.
Speaker 6: His care absent.
Speaker 8: You now owe this company. Two days you owe this company.
Speaker 8: You've been careless, careless, care.
Speaker 2: No Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 8: We're doing the show the TV studio and the TV
Speaker 8: on in at the moment watching in closing soundary where
Speaker 8: it's actually very very hard to try and understand what's happening.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 8: In a second episode of Countdown, there's that random French
Speaker 8: east getting up and having a sing song so karaoke.
Speaker 5: I guess this is like the French Beatles for all we.
Speaker 6: We don't know.
Speaker 8: Maybe the Frenchies love the who Weather's up there right now,
Speaker 8: but it's like a middle aged men chamming out. I
Speaker 8: reckon what they should do is it should end with
Speaker 8: all the gold medalists have like a karaoke session.
Speaker 6: That should be the way it should be ended. Alright.
Speaker 8: Then the good morning minute, we try and say good
Speaker 8: morning to as many of you as possible in one minute.
Speaker 8: Good good morning, good mining do you jack abat to
Speaker 8: you any with you? Good morning, good morning to Rob
Speaker 8: Lewis cutting kangaroo moves whilst break dancing in.
Speaker 6: The Yarra Valley.
Speaker 8: Lewis Christian Patsy sounds like the woman out of misery.
Speaker 6: Yes, I know, yeah, Kathy Bates, Yeah, one a lot
Speaker 6: of them.
Speaker 8: Actually, can we get that audio clip which he has
Speaker 8: a going when when he tries to escape, Actually she
Speaker 8: kicks him out of that wheelchair?
Speaker 6: Who doesn't want her? Can they have a wheelchair? Dirty Birdie?
Speaker 3: We have the penguin's pointing in the wrong direction when
Speaker 3: I get home that he's been moving around to me?
Speaker 8: Is that euphemism? I understand what's happening, penguin? I don't know.
Speaker 5: Well everyone else takets skin. Good morning, Chris, text help
Speaker 5: help and we'll come to you.
Speaker 8: Kat from Frankston, listen to show one at the gym.
Speaker 8: Good morning Cat, Good morning Christ and the team. James
Speaker 8: from Balwyn North getting ready for work.
Speaker 5: Good morning, come on, it's only one basic thing Bourne
Speaker 5: with our enemies at high school, so something.
Speaker 8: Good morning to Debbie Potter, listened to the show in camera.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Good morning to rose in Weerribye. Who's listening
Speaker 8: at home? Listen roseen Weerby, because you got around to
Speaker 8: another the most famous resident.
Speaker 6: But he's really you need where we love God. You're
Speaker 6: just listen out for him, you'll hear.
Speaker 8: And Good morning to Sammy listening to the show right
Speaker 8: now in Sydney. Good morning, Sammy, Good morning Sammy, Sammy,
Speaker 8: thank you very much, haven't got in good morning, good morning.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 8: Coming up next after Schneia Twain. You can tell us
Speaker 8: about your weekend and six words Christmas will.
Speaker 6: Just be holp help help, help help.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 8: That's what happened to you of your weekend in six words.
Speaker 8: You can text us for your six word weekend too.
Speaker 8: Oh four seven five three one o four three.
Speaker 3: What's it for you, Patsy, Yeah, knowing you've reached a
Speaker 3: new low win. I was watching the ladies the women's
Speaker 3: marathon yesterday, wasn't they amazing? Amazing? How they run for
Speaker 3: that distance of time is just phenomenal.
Speaker 5: You know that Dutch runner who won ran in the
Speaker 5: five thousand meter and the ten thousand me got bruns
Speaker 5: in both and then still had energy to run and
Speaker 5: win the marathon and it was.
Speaker 3: Incredible race as well, which is just insane and the
Speaker 3: heat and effectively running on concrete and rhads like it's
Speaker 3: just you look at their bodies and you think the
Speaker 3: shock and their joints and their hips must be.
Speaker 6: It was such an exhilarating it into it as well.
Speaker 3: There was one competitor there who really didn't look like
Speaker 3: she wanted to be there, which I totally get, but
Speaker 3: I was might have been munching down on some Dorrito's,
Speaker 3: some cheese, supreme Doritos and giving my two Bobsworth watching
Speaker 3: this woman really not getting into it, and at one
Speaker 3: point I said to Chris, gosh, not even ever to go,
Speaker 3: as all the dorritos are like spilling down chef.
Speaker 8: Yeah, there's us judging from the armchair rubbish, just seeing
Speaker 8: It's like, come on, get into it.
Speaker 5: Are you talking about there? So there was a runner
Speaker 5: even an hour after everybody had finished, who was still
Speaker 5: She obviously hit a wall, Yes, so she was walking periods. Yeah,
Speaker 5: is that what you're talking about?
Speaker 3: Which were you?
Speaker 12: Me?
Speaker 3: That was me at school? I was always last, always last.
Speaker 8: The image of you and your injured mate on the cot,
Speaker 8: like a scene out of Cat and Kim having a
Speaker 8: go at them, lack of actually prowess from the couch
Speaker 8: from behind a bag a nose bag like a feed
Speaker 8: bag of Doritos found inspirational.
Speaker 5: She kept going, obviously hitting a wall, but not the.
Speaker 3: Cheese were all experts though, aren't we Yes?
Speaker 6: Yes, I was watching that she's not giving up.
Speaker 5: Yes. And then what was great about it is the
Speaker 5: French crowd lined the side of the marina started to
Speaker 5: walk alongside her and then encouraging her to run again.
Speaker 5: And when she finally crossed the line, she was cheered
Speaker 5: like she was an Olympic champion.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: And I noticed that even some of her rivals stopping
Speaker 8: rivals and they were giving her a hunk and stuff.
Speaker 8: And that meanwhile, cut to wear it beyond the couch.
Speaker 8: You've got thrown, dorito. It's at the screen, loser.
Speaker 6: You suck.
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Speaker 6: Right now, what happened to you this weekend? In six words?
Speaker 6: Send Christian test.
Speaker 13: Use and see its words or less.
Speaker 6: Telling about your week? Cand was it s not?
Speaker 11: Did you go to hands?
Speaker 6: Jackie boy? How so your how many days now? He
Speaker 6: went to seventy five? Hard?
Speaker 5: I'm one third of the way through today's day twenty
Speaker 5: five of doing two workouts a day, following the diet,
Speaker 5: reading the ten pages of a non fiction book. It's
Speaker 5: just what the problem is. It's so repetitive when Christian
Speaker 5: announced me every morning, when I come in. What did
Speaker 5: I do yesday? We just walk out, let's point to
Speaker 5: the gym. Then after a few hours didn't want to
Speaker 5: but did something else? What did another workout?
Speaker 6: It's just dedication to it mate.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's still smashing it. But a lot of your days, Yeah,
Speaker 5: planning your food because you've got to eat healthy and
Speaker 5: clean eating as well.
Speaker 6: Perhaps you could do no snacks.
Speaker 8: And then when you were talking about the details, you
Speaker 8: can't even watch the foote.
Speaker 5: I think I was when you bombers. That is something
Speaker 5: I truly like.
Speaker 3: Hand on your heart though, say you haven't ever like
Speaker 3: had eber like you really?
Speaker 5: No, No, we've done We've done it properly for the
Speaker 5: last twenty five days.
Speaker 6: Yeap.
Speaker 5: Because we we's, we're able to monitor each other. So
Speaker 5: but some chippies in front of the footy I cannot
Speaker 5: wait for. On Saturday night, Esdon lost by a point
Speaker 5: to the Gold Coast and we should have won the game,
Speaker 5: had so many opportunities. I had such a vivid and
Speaker 5: convincing dream that we won by a point.
Speaker 6: Well you hallucinating now.
Speaker 5: On Sunday morning, Sunday morning, I woke up and I
Speaker 5: couldn't remember which was the true story, googled it and
Speaker 5: was disappointed.
Speaker 6: Well well done, So what else have you done this weekend?
Speaker 5: Okay, we started a new or will be starting a
Speaker 5: new Father's Day tradition inspired by the Olympics. Every Father's
Speaker 5: Day from here on out, I will race Gordy and
Speaker 5: one hundred meters sprint until he can finally beat me.
Speaker 8: Okay, right, I know things are tough for you right now,
Speaker 8: but picking on a two year old boy and demanding
Speaker 8: race he grown ass man is hard for Gordon in
Speaker 8: these formative years have been smashed every Father's Day.
Speaker 5: But then every Father's Day will have this video where
Speaker 5: obviously I'm going to beat him in the first few
Speaker 5: I hope to beat up.
Speaker 6: He's a teenager who starts doing you.
Speaker 8: So that's the idea of thirteen years of just misery
Speaker 8: on Father's Day.
Speaker 5: And then one day, imagine what confidence that will give
Speaker 5: a young teenager when he finally beats his dad and
Speaker 5: I hand over the baton as fast as man in
Speaker 5: the family.
Speaker 6: So you're starting this.
Speaker 5: Year and a couple of weeks time. First the first
Speaker 5: Father's Day, we'll get the ideas, we'll get to the
Speaker 5: ass track. Every Father's Day. Do the one hundred meters
Speaker 5: spread and then go from breakfast and celebrate the day.
Speaker 6: I think it's great.
Speaker 8: All right, after this on them from rock Set, I'll
Speaker 8: tell you about my six word weekend.
Speaker 6: You can text in yours as.
Speaker 2: Well Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 6: So my six word weekend is are you a surgeon? Here?
Speaker 8: Friday after this show, I talked her to go into
Speaker 8: hospital for some checks. So she was in overnight and
Speaker 8: we were we were in the waiting area for about
Speaker 8: six hours. Okay, and that's not poper any of the staff,
Speaker 8: though they're all fantastic, they're all heavily, heavily stretched. The's
Speaker 8: poor people there, but do the right way.
Speaker 5: So like if you're more remember than the next person,
Speaker 5: you do get.
Speaker 6: The job at you.
Speaker 8: But we weren't there for six hours, and it's a
Speaker 8: long time, and you've got a very reluctant patient with you,
Speaker 8: and it's me her. And at one point one of
Speaker 8: the nurses look around and sort of winked at me
Speaker 8: when she heard me go, now, this is both of
Speaker 8: our realities.
Speaker 6: Let's just be nice to each other. As she was
Speaker 6: becoming increasingly snappy with me, trying to keep.
Speaker 8: The spirits up and the Vibemaster was there with had
Speaker 8: Uho luckily on me in my bag, but.
Speaker 12: Even six, I don't want to f and play with you. Right,
Speaker 12: you're going to be here a while less. Just being
Speaker 12: nice to each other. I was enjoyed just hanging out
Speaker 12: with because I don't get to see it now. She's
Speaker 12: moving out home. She was seeing it as she's twenty.
Speaker 8: She had like a Friday night planned and so anyway,
Speaker 8: we're waiting there for hours and hours, and then there's
Speaker 8: some guy turns up and he's obviously hoping to be
Speaker 8: seen before he can.
Speaker 6: Go to the Pies game. He's a Pies fan.
Speaker 8: He's got the cap on, he's got the jump from
Speaker 8: and he keeps sort of muttering himself f under his breath.
Speaker 8: You know when someone does that and they're trying to
Speaker 8: hope that you will strike up a conversation with him.
Speaker 8: I'm trying not to look at him directly because he
Speaker 8: looks he's a Pies fan. In the end, I go, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: we've been here a couple of hours, and he goes,
Speaker 8: this is nothing copared to.
Speaker 6: What I went through last year.
Speaker 8: He named another hospital where him and his daughter. He said,
Speaker 8: now this is what he said. And I did question it,
Speaker 8: going no, that can't be right, and he went, I
Speaker 8: promise you this is what happened to us, That they
Speaker 8: stayed in the waiting room of a major hospital here
Speaker 8: in Melbourne for three days and three.
Speaker 3: Nights, probably because they couldn't get her into rewards.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, no, no, they were sleeping outside there, sleeping out
Speaker 8: in the in the reception area.
Speaker 6: Gosh, has that ever actually happened to anyone?
Speaker 8: If it has, please call me, because I keep thinking
Speaker 8: about all weekend. You know, what's that Tom Hanks movie?
Speaker 8: We lived in the airport terminal terminal? I said, but
Speaker 8: you could have gone home like she could have stayed.
Speaker 8: You could have done in shifts and actually stayed the night.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'commells show podcast the TV.
Speaker 8: Here in the studio we had the closing ceremony on.
Speaker 8: I mean, they're taking a long time to shut.
Speaker 6: Up, aren't they? They always it's all going on.
Speaker 8: There's another gray head, old white guy from the Olympic
Speaker 8: committee doing what looks like a very long presentational.
Speaker 6: Is gonna get some power point up in the in
Speaker 6: a minute.
Speaker 5: It's as if they don't want to hand it over. No,
Speaker 5: We're like, oh, well, we still want to.
Speaker 6: Be the yes.
Speaker 8: But I thought the would be really nice to talk
Speaker 8: about our favorite highlights on the last two weeks of
Speaker 8: the Games in Paris.
Speaker 6: Because it has been my favorite game.
Speaker 5: It's been incredible.
Speaker 8: I've never watched more of any I've always loved the games.
Speaker 8: I think it's an amazing thing. And I don't know
Speaker 8: whether it's because of streaming making it even easier now
Speaker 8: to just to flick around and you can see so
Speaker 8: many because there's so much spot on every single day,
Speaker 8: even sports you're not normally into you would never normally watch,
Speaker 8: and even if it's not even an Australian competing, just
Speaker 8: seeing what are their.
Speaker 6: Great athletes there are at that I've loved the last
Speaker 6: two weeks. I'm going to miss it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we Actually I'll give you one of my favorite
Speaker 5: non Australian highlights before I give you an Australian one.
Speaker 5: The mixed four by four hundred relay on the track
Speaker 5: came in at Tokyo and they ran it for the
Speaker 5: second time this year. The Americans broke the world record
Speaker 5: in the semi finals and they were huge favorites going
Speaker 5: into it and I think as a strains, we love
Speaker 5: to see great if we're not in the race, we
Speaker 5: love to see great Britain loser. We love to see
Speaker 5: the USA lose. So I'm going against the USA and
Speaker 5: the as they're coming around, they're so far ahead they're
Speaker 5: gonna win it. They've got they've broken the world record.
Speaker 5: The Dutch runners the past the baton in fourth position,
Speaker 5: so the girl running the last leg is miles behind,
Speaker 5: and in the over one lap of the track she
Speaker 5: beats everybody and they take the gold.
Speaker 6: Ben, Wow, how did you do that?
Speaker 5: It's just incredible to watch.
Speaker 8: Yeah, there's still something really exhilarating, and there've been so
Speaker 8: many high nights for me overall. I think it's been
Speaker 8: as actually a sweet relief from just how bad the
Speaker 8: news is most days from around the world right now,
Speaker 8: it's something really refreshing about seeing humans do their very best.
Speaker 8: And not even just like the gold, there's been so
Speaker 8: many moments and great moments in the silvers and bronze
Speaker 8: as even other athletes taking each other on, being really
Speaker 8: supportive at the end, and that there's been a lovely spirits.
Speaker 6: Yes, I think it's given us all so much. I've
Speaker 6: loved it.
Speaker 8: There's been some amazing performances and I've got to say
Speaker 8: Australia have been a start turn there.
Speaker 6: So what you leave it? You finish it with the
Speaker 6: eighteen goals.
Speaker 5: Eighteen goals our best ever Olympics.
Speaker 6: So what have been some of the highlights for you? Jack?
Speaker 5: Actually yesterday morning watching Jessica Hull get the silver medal
Speaker 5: in the fifteen hundred. It's the most excited silver winner
Speaker 5: I've ever seen. I think she knew she couldn't beat
Speaker 5: the Leader of Faith, Kip Jegon is the world record
Speaker 5: hold and she won three goals in a row in
Speaker 5: that event, so I think she knew she couldn't win gold,
Speaker 5: but she was so happy to win the silver yesterday.
Speaker 8: All right, give us call then, what have been your
Speaker 8: highlights from the Games in Paris?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 8: I forgot to mention as well, this is amazing dancing
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Speaker 2: Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 8: We're talking about the Games in Paris and what have
Speaker 8: been your high lights for Angie? Just how Anina Kennedy
Speaker 8: were amazing for me? Breed the Fox Sisters, Sire the Stingers,
Speaker 8: Cam macavoy All amazing stories, Clint, How good was Raygun?
Speaker 6: Oh? One of them?
Speaker 8: Your same bolt level of domination an event, really incredible.
Speaker 5: They're not bringing breakdancing back apparently in La and that is.
Speaker 6: Exactly they're all. They're all pointing the finger towards this
Speaker 6: country and.
Speaker 5: Get rid of the breakdown.
Speaker 8: Well they're going all you're going to see is any
Speaker 8: news story where then that's the last I'll ever see
Speaker 8: it ray dance and will then cut to the kangaroo
Speaker 8: and poor old Raygun and doing that thing. She was
Speaker 8: the floor on the floor where it's like when you
Speaker 8: try and when you're in a hotel and you try
Speaker 8: and get the donner that's.
Speaker 6: Been tucked in.
Speaker 8: Christian We actually went out to see a week of
Speaker 8: it and there's a photo here with the former Matilda's
Speaker 8: coach Tony G. Smiley obviously when he had that job. Tracy,
Speaker 8: it has been a great games, amazing Australian moments, women kicking.
Speaker 6: But I felt the joy of it every day. I
Speaker 6: am really going to miss it.
Speaker 8: Rio, You've been Nah, even brilliant Junior Rio's roundups would
Speaker 8: have been some of your highlights, mate.
Speaker 7: Definitely the most emotional was Saya Sakaki bar I mean
Speaker 7: that will go down in the street. Is one of
Speaker 7: the great gold medals of all time, one of the
Speaker 7: most incredible, touching, moving stories.
Speaker 5: And we should say as well Kayle Sucker Burro, who
Speaker 5: is her brother who got her into BMX, who had
Speaker 5: the accident, can't ride anymore, is now training to be
Speaker 5: a rower in the Paralympics. Yeah, hoping to make it
Speaker 5: in the next four years. Yeah, that would be so
Speaker 5: imagine if he got in. But the second one for
Speaker 5: me was definitely Keegan Palmer, who was the Ossie kid
Speaker 5: who won the skateboarding and it really surprised me because
Speaker 5: I didn't really care about skateboarding that much. When he won,
Speaker 5: all the competitors, all these like you know, seventeen eighteen,
Speaker 5: nineteen year old kids run over to him and these
Speaker 5: huge smiles on their faces. They like lifted him up
Speaker 5: in the air.
Speaker 7: They were so happy for him, and it reminded me, like,
Speaker 7: I haven't seen sport like that in so long, Like.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he felt different, This didn't don't. I don't know
Speaker 6: what it is, but it felt different.
Speaker 5: Hey, do you think it's a sport though, because it's
Speaker 5: not like they're lifting area on tit miss up out
Speaker 5: of the pool and sharing her off after a win.
Speaker 7: But I think it's what like, that's what sport grew
Speaker 7: up as we were kids.
Speaker 5: That's what it was.
Speaker 7: It was just fun and you were happy for the
Speaker 7: mates and you just wanted to see someone do well.
Speaker 7: And like I was at the Footyards at the Swan's
Speaker 7: Collingwood game on Friday and even you know, it's so
Speaker 7: tribal and it's so.
Speaker 6: You know, beat we beat you, wet you.
Speaker 7: Like part of the best part of winning is the
Speaker 7: other team losing. But for the for their skateboarders, they
Speaker 7: were just so happy for their rival and it really
Speaker 7: touched me.
Speaker 6: Choys, let's get to Sean here morning Sean.
Speaker 11: Oh, good morning, guys. How are we? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Good Sean? So well, what's the highlight fore them from
Speaker 6: the games?
Speaker 11: You know, there's a couple Christian. But I do have
Speaker 11: to say over the last two weeks, as much as
Speaker 11: I've loved it, I'm so glad that I get my
Speaker 11: slate back.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I think I'll be a lot more productive around the
Speaker 8: house because I've watched hours and hours and hours of
Speaker 8: the games.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but I just love the Fox sisters just to
Speaker 11: finally get that elusive gold that you've just been hanging
Speaker 11: forth for so long. It's just amazing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that incredible story. Yeah, there's the whole family, Sean,
Speaker 8: thank you very much. She called us go to Andrea
Speaker 8: here morning.
Speaker 4: Andrea, good morning, guys.
Speaker 2: How are you Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 8: Are you a lovely weekend? And Andrew, what's what the
Speaker 8: highlights few from the games?
Speaker 15: The highlight for me was actually when jess Box jumped
Speaker 15: into the water when her sister one gold, followed by
Speaker 15: the coach and her mum like that was she was
Speaker 15: so elated for his sister. Yeah, it was amazing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was a great moment. Andrew, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: She called this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 8: In the last five minutes, we've been watching a closing
Speaker 8: ceremony or is this whole closing Semary really is called
Speaker 8: when's Tom Cruise.
Speaker 6: Doing his bit? We've just seen it. Unbelievable he I
Speaker 6: don't know what you call it.
Speaker 8: Repelled from the top of the stad de France into
Speaker 8: the stadium and then got on a motorbike with the flag,
Speaker 8: drove out of the stage down the Chanzoalise and then
Speaker 8: parachuted onto the Hollywood Sign.
Speaker 5: That was incredible.
Speaker 8: It gave me goosebumps watching it. It's proper showbis and
Speaker 8: it fills up the head. And now the Chili Peppers
Speaker 8: are playing on a beach in La La is.
Speaker 5: Going to be such an amazing games.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you wait until we go to Brisbane.
Speaker 8: Oh my, get ready World, Get Ready, Olympic Committee.
Speaker 6: You will see a show like no other. All right.
Speaker 8: So as part of our Gold of Thon, we have
Speaker 8: the last prizes to be won.
Speaker 7: On the last day of the Gold of Thon, Christian played.
Speaker 6: A game five gold.
Speaker 13: If you answer your phone in time with a vacuum,
Speaker 13: a dis washer or washing marshin all.
Speaker 8: Right, So thank you very much to Ian s and Wash,
Speaker 8: cleaning up the gold medals with Ian s and Wash.
Speaker 6: So for the.
Speaker 8: Individual goals we've been given away in washing machines or dishwashers,
Speaker 8: and then for the team, once we've been given a
Speaker 8: bost vacuums, we.
Speaker 6: Have three remaining vacuums. Here's all we need to do.
Speaker 8: If you want a brand new vacuum a botch one,
Speaker 8: you just text us and then we call you in
Speaker 8: about twenty minutes time.
Speaker 6: However, when you.
Speaker 8: Call up, you've got to call and answer the phone
Speaker 8: within five golden rings. And when you pick up, there's
Speaker 8: no phrase that pays. You just need to do an
Speaker 8: impersonation of a vacuum. Vacuums are noisy, so don't be
Speaker 8: giving a we want to hear a real big noisy vacuum.
Speaker 5: Don't even say hello, get straight into the vacuum, Straight
Speaker 5: to the vacuum.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 8: Christian, you think Ray Gun and Napoleon Dynamite could do
Speaker 8: a routine together?
Speaker 5: There's the referently have had very strong Yeah, Nathan, great reference.
Speaker 8: Yes, all right, time now for this week's brand new
Speaker 8: mishurd lyrics. It's just another mishard many Christian O'Connell's miss lyrics.
Speaker 8: Jammy Mounley on the show, we played about your misheard
Speaker 8: lyrics as we're playing the back. If we agree what
Speaker 8: you think you're mishearing, you'll hear this if we cannot
Speaker 8: hear it.
Speaker 6: And for the really great.
Speaker 8: Misheard lyrics, so last week, Mark b Woul John Len
Speaker 8: stand by me and the moon is the only flying
Speaker 8: pussy and.
Speaker 6: You know we're just the messengers here. Okay.
Speaker 8: Now, first of all, some unfinished business from last week's one.
Speaker 8: We had one of the worst ones ever. Do you
Speaker 8: remember Geronimo not not song, although it's not great Geronimo
Speaker 8: and Shepherd. Now Ferg thought he was hearing bounced and
Speaker 8: hopped away here.
Speaker 6: This was a little bit from last week.
Speaker 8: Now one of you has come to his defense. He
Speaker 8: thinks we just had the wrong bit, or Marcus had
Speaker 8: the wrong bit. Marcus. Another listener thinks it's bounced and
Speaker 8: hot away, which is what Ferg thought he was hearing.
Speaker 8: It's this bit from the song. But I only hear
Speaker 8: bounced away.
Speaker 5: He bounce away. Have we got the wrong bid again?
Speaker 8: It's still don't know. Martin Christian has celebrate the games.
Speaker 8: I have a French theme misheard for you one direction?
Speaker 6: What makes you beautiful? Insecure? Your insecure? Or is it
Speaker 6: am insy? Car your insecure?
Speaker 8: That's very good heresy Carre.
Speaker 6: Yes, well done.
Speaker 8: Greg has got Lenny Kravitz let love rule original line
Speaker 8: We've got to let love.
Speaker 6: Rule we.
Speaker 8: Or is Lenny saying We've got to the broom?
Speaker 5: Broom is not perfect but it's very funny.
Speaker 6: Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 11: Up.
Speaker 8: Maroon five are back. It's like every other week we
Speaker 8: get one from Adam and Maroon five. Clayton's got this
Speaker 8: one Room five payphone. I will still be holding you
Speaker 8: like this or is it I will still be holding
Speaker 8: you like fish?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's the.
Speaker 8: Christian I keep you here. My doctor's name in this one,
Speaker 8: this is Stephanie Smith John Farnham. That's freedom. Original line
Speaker 8: from PHARSI to share, but not to chain, to share
Speaker 8: but not to change. Now her doctor is Dr Chen.
Speaker 8: She's hearing to share with doctor Chen.
Speaker 6: Oh my god. Actually were one of my favorites.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 8: Imagine when she first heard her doctor, doctor Chen's name
Speaker 8: in that's freedom to share with Dr Chen. Stephanie Smith,
Speaker 8: Well done, favor all right. As always, whenever you hear
Speaker 8: on miss here lyrics, send it to me, email me
Speaker 8: directly Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 8: Today we've been asking you about your your highlights of
Speaker 8: the games. It's had this lovely emails coming from Michelle warning, Christian,
Speaker 8: I've been waking most days to listen to you guys
Speaker 8: and watch the highlights of the games. What were you
Speaker 8: stood up for me? Was the morning we won three
Speaker 8: goals the BMX gold. Had been crying at the end,
Speaker 8: especially when Brooke was standing interviewing her beautiful brother Kai.
Speaker 8: But I also love seeing the joy on McAvoy's face
Speaker 8: when she won the fifteen meter freestyle kaylee as well.
Speaker 8: What a superstar. So many great individual gold medals in
Speaker 8: the olden days. I was a backstroker, so I love
Speaker 8: seeing her. Dominator cried. But this is a lovely story.
Speaker 8: But the highlight for our family was Eleanor Patterson, who
Speaker 8: won bronze in the high jump. She's from South Gibson's
Speaker 8: South Giplan's Icast.
Speaker 6: I don't know that.
Speaker 8: And my ten year old niece wrote her a letter
Speaker 8: and made her a friendship bracelet. After the event, Eleanor
Speaker 8: put on my niece's bracelet and wore it for the celebrations.
Speaker 6: Yeah lovely, Yeah, that is so good.
Speaker 8: Someone must have passed on the letter to her. Eleanor
Speaker 8: is a star. These are lovely. Keep this coming today.
Speaker 8: By the way, you're highlctually an email if you want
Speaker 8: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot AU.
Speaker 6: All right, just give away some vacuums on the gold of.
Speaker 7: Thon on the last day of the Gold of Thon,
Speaker 7: Christian played.
Speaker 6: A game fine Gold.
Speaker 13: If you answer your phone in time, you can win
Speaker 13: a vacuum to help you clean.
Speaker 8: All right, So as the closing seminary wraps up, we
Speaker 8: have the last prizes on the Gold of Thorne. Thanks
Speaker 8: to Ianes and Wash, we have three Wash vacuums to
Speaker 8: give away of five golden rings. You've been texting, We're
Speaker 8: going to call you now live. You've got to pick
Speaker 8: up your phone within five rings and do your best
Speaker 8: impression of a vacuum.
Speaker 6: So, Patsy, if we called you, we'd hear.
Speaker 3: Sorry, good to have you back.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we missed that. Rachel would have done a great
Speaker 6: job a bit.
Speaker 8: And I was just saying Anngeler microphone on the show
Speaker 8: that you're part of that. We're asking you to do
Speaker 8: an impression of a vacuum.
Speaker 3: Yes, mine is very very very loud, and it goes.
Speaker 6: Like that I should have asked.
Speaker 8: Actually, all right, so let's get ready to call some
Speaker 8: people now and been actually listening to the show and
Speaker 8: the giveaway some of these.
Speaker 5: Bosh vacuums, all right, and if they don't, if they answer,
Speaker 5: and hell they lose.
Speaker 6: Are we going to do that.
Speaker 3: No, we're not going to be that harsh on the
Speaker 3: closing day.
Speaker 6: No, it's not the spirit, is it. But you, sirio,
Speaker 6: you we said we move on.
Speaker 5: Well, that's the game. Then's the rules. I tend to agree.
Speaker 5: You've got to be a vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 6: All right, here's what I hope.
Speaker 8: Then, okay, they've texted us they want to win the vacuum.
Speaker 8: They're going to pick up. All right, let's give it
Speaker 8: a go. So we're going to start calling people. Now,
Speaker 8: remember you pick up within five rings and you've got
Speaker 8: to be a vacuum one, two, three, three.
Speaker 4: You're a winner.
Speaker 6: You have a vacuum.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't know the vacuum.
Speaker 8: You're live on the Christian O'Connell show. Who are we
Speaker 8: talking to, Alexis? Alexis, Well, listen, thank you very much
Speaker 8: for taking part in picking up within five rings and
Speaker 8: doing an amazing impression straight away of a vacuum.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, I the vacuum.
Speaker 6: Well, what are the odds? Well done. I'm so glad
Speaker 6: you picked up and you entered.
Speaker 4: You've won.
Speaker 6: You're the first one to win.
Speaker 15: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: That's pleasure.
Speaker 6: Pleasure. I'm so glad that you want something you really
Speaker 6: really need as well. That's great.
Speaker 8: All right, well we've got to go. We've got two
Speaker 8: more people to call and do their impressions. But well done,
Speaker 8: thank you, all right, Okay, two more like that. We've
Speaker 8: got two more to give away. Okay, let's call somebody else.
Speaker 14: Now one we take it.
Speaker 6: Hello, there you are live on the show.
Speaker 2: And who is this Ray from broad Meadows?
Speaker 6: Ray from broad Meadows?
Speaker 8: Now, Ray, Congratulations, she's won a brand new vacuum.
Speaker 6: My mum will be thrilled.
Speaker 2: Hers bug it up on the weekend and she bought
Speaker 2: a forty dollars one off the marketplace.
Speaker 6: Oh bless sir. You ain't gonna get much out of
Speaker 6: that roly Ones that your grandparents used to have. So
Speaker 6: what a great sentence? A you're winning it for mum? Yeah,
Speaker 6: not good on you. Well done, Ray, I'm glad you won.
Speaker 8: Okay, have a lovely week Thanks for being a vacuum.
Speaker 6: I like my radio career to bitter say those ones?
Speaker 6: All right? One last one to give away, come on,
Speaker 6: let's hope you they do it.
Speaker 8: They've got to pick up in five rings and become
Speaker 8: a vacuum live on the show.
Speaker 4: Hello, that's a vacuum.
Speaker 6: Try again.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the worst digressions. You're a winner, you win the
Speaker 8: last golden vacuum. Well done.
Speaker 6: Are you at work? You're at home? Where are you
Speaker 6: right now? All right? And who you're winning it for?
Speaker 6: You're winning for yourself, your mum.
Speaker 4: I think about winning from my mom.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh lovely. Yeah. And who's this? Who are we
Speaker 6: talking to?
Speaker 15: Marie Anne?
Speaker 6: Mary Anne? Congratulations, well done?
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you very much.
Speaker 6: That's all right, pleasure have a.
Speaker 2: Nice day, Christian no Connall's show.
Speaker 8: Thank you very much to everyone who generesly donated food
Speaker 8: over the weekend to the Food Bank emergency food drive
Speaker 8: and dropped to some of you drop stuff.
Speaker 6: In here at our radio station.
Speaker 8: Thank you very much to Maggie Christian, I had no
Speaker 8: idea until he started to talking about it Friday that
Speaker 8: was so needed. We dropped off a boot full of
Speaker 8: items in the afternoon. The volunteers were absolutely lovely and
Speaker 8: it was a great for him to be giving back
Speaker 8: to the community. Yes, some kind generous soul turn up
Speaker 8: with six thousand dollars worth of food. Yeah, who've been
Speaker 8: listening to the show Friday? Christian, we headed over Saturday morning.
Speaker 8: We're amazed to see all these smiling volunteers. Please say
Speaker 8: thank you to on Monday show a will Yasmin so
Speaker 8: thankful to make a little contribution.
Speaker 6: It was wonderful to.
Speaker 8: See the community out and there were loads of people there, Christian,
Speaker 8: and you'll love this. As we were leaving, a fire
Speaker 8: truck arrived and all the fieries were unloading loads of
Speaker 8: food that they've got as well. I love how my
Speaker 8: Bernian's really running around when.
Speaker 6: Needed, Yasmin. That's lovely. Thank you very much. That the
Speaker 6: time waster.
Speaker 8: We have some Royal Melbourne Show VIP passes to give
Speaker 8: away in about ten minutes time.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 8: Obviously it's all about the showbag, and the showbag is
Speaker 8: for the kids. What we want to do is I
Speaker 8: want to make my own kind of showbag but for
Speaker 8: middle aged people, because really the show at the Melbourne Show,
Speaker 8: that bag is for kids. It's the highlight of.
Speaker 5: The police trade chocolates, little toys, that sort of thing.
Speaker 6: What about us middle aged people?
Speaker 8: And so I want to put together a showbag that
Speaker 8: has got like essential items that every middle aged person needs.
Speaker 8: So for me, it's that vulture old cream, not the tablets,
Speaker 8: you know, cream you put in your.
Speaker 6: Back straight away. Neurofen and clothes pegs.
Speaker 8: I'm always running out clothes pegs are good for about
Speaker 8: two items. They're like the daddy long legs of the
Speaker 8: lawns and they've got no strength structural integrity. I think
Speaker 8: it's called they break so easily. I'm always looking for
Speaker 8: more clothes pegs.
Speaker 5: Can I throw something in like the crows pegs that
Speaker 5: you just keep running out of and when you need it,
Speaker 5: it's not there? And that is double A and triple A? Yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: we went to get I had to get triple A
Speaker 5: batteries last night. I went to the drawer and the
Speaker 5: packet was empty. Yes, and we have three. We have
Speaker 5: a pepper grinder that needs batteries. I don't know why
Speaker 5: we can't grind pepper with our hands, but for whatever reason,
Speaker 5: we have a robotic pepper grinder. And he demands six
Speaker 5: triple A batteries.
Speaker 3: He's hungry.
Speaker 5: Yes, just a grind pepper.
Speaker 8: Yeah, So what middle aged items are essential? Another one
Speaker 8: I was thinking of of a small foam roller. I
Speaker 8: myself about ten and the balls. Well, I don't go
Speaker 8: on holiday without taking one of those balls.
Speaker 6: It's essential to my day today existence.
Speaker 8: But we must have I reckoned ten or eleven various
Speaker 8: foam rollers around the house. It actually looks like I'm
Speaker 8: a physio. I've got all the gear, but no idea.
Speaker 5: It's because when you pass one in the shops, you go, oh,
Speaker 5: that would feel good. Don't worry that we don't have
Speaker 5: what do we have?
Speaker 8: A ribbed one? That's what I got the other day.
Speaker 8: It was like an orange ribbed one. Wife, we don't
Speaker 8: need any more rolling devices. So yeah, what essential middle
Speaker 8: aged items need to go on our midle ay showbag?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 8: The Christian O'Connell show. What's you go on our middle
Speaker 8: aged showbag? Christian and man Shake Sachet. Every one of
Speaker 8: my middle aged fellow dads is on the man Chase.
Speaker 6: They smell of mandshakes.
Speaker 8: Christian, you need to buy stainless steel clothes pack they
Speaker 8: are life changes, Luke, I didn't know Midleay showback, Christian,
Speaker 8: what about a garden kneeling pad? Ye, great idea, Chuck
Speaker 8: one of those in a power adapter for a phone charger.
Speaker 8: Microfiber wipes and clinging solutions for spectacles. Peter, Yes, Christian,
Speaker 8: you and Jan need to get a battery daddy to
Speaker 8: solve the battery problem.
Speaker 5: What's a.
Speaker 3: All of the batteries, whatever size they are, it will
Speaker 3: charge them all.
Speaker 6: How can you charge a battery?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: It's like a little year. They're more expensive, but you
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Speaker 8: best in show today on the Time Waster. We're looking
Speaker 8: for your Australian movies today. Make a movie Australian Top
Speaker 8: five Australian inventions.
Speaker 6: Of all time. Oh wow, I didn't know you'd invented anything.
Speaker 6: What do you think's in there?
Speaker 5: I think we did the bionic ear.
Speaker 8: That feels like one of those things are like cartoon
Speaker 8: the bottle here, that's what you can hear.
Speaker 6: So like someone says in India, a bionic here away?
Speaker 5: Now is that not in the top five?
Speaker 3: The hills hoist?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, hills hoist is not in their common Where
Speaker 5: did you get this?
Speaker 11: Wow?
Speaker 6: Take that producer hesembols all this Jewish.
Speaker 5: Did we do penicillin?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 6: You did not, How Jane, it was a question.
Speaker 5: Didn't have to.
Speaker 3: I think we did the lawnmower.
Speaker 8: You did not invent the law mower. You're just making
Speaker 8: stuff up randomly? At number five, cask wine, oh right,
Speaker 8: at four, budgie smugglers.
Speaker 6: Number three? Really the selfie? How was that invented?
Speaker 11: Here?
Speaker 6: Get out of it.
Speaker 8: The term was first used by an Australian man, Nathan Hope,
Speaker 8: made up name in two thousand and two on a
Speaker 8: web forum.
Speaker 6: Okay, how can they know that?
Speaker 5: Where's all the important inventions for the advance the humanity?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Where's the lawnmower?
Speaker 9: That?
Speaker 6: Perhaps you just we.
Speaker 7: Actually did invent the lawnmower, but it didn't make the
Speaker 7: top five.
Speaker 6: Why not? Over the celfie?
Speaker 7: I know I know what that selfie thinks.
Speaker 5: What's more prolific a lawnmower.
Speaker 6: Or a lawnmower.
Speaker 3: Eight year olds or something.
Speaker 6: Well, maybe the pencil sharpener. This is getting thread Australia.
Speaker 6: Come on, inventors of Australia for that.
Speaker 5: What were you doing when your pencil was blunt? Exactly?
Speaker 6: And apparently you invented Wi fi?
Speaker 5: No, I think we did. We did invent wi fi?
Speaker 5: I remember us doing that?
Speaker 6: Now, how was how was Wi fi invented?
Speaker 7: Then the C S I R O really yes back
Speaker 7: in the day and then it's sort of just laid
Speaker 7: dormant and then they're like, oh, this is actually really good.
Speaker 8: This is again more Australian bs. It's sort of laid dormant.
Speaker 8: It's a very Australian thing. I've done that really amazing.
Speaker 8: I'll come back to that later.
Speaker 5: They weren't even trying to invent Wi fi? Is that true?
Speaker 5: At the time, they were trying to do one thing.
Speaker 5: Then they accidentally got Wi Fi. And then later when
Speaker 5: the Internet was around, they were like, we should use that.
Speaker 8: Speculation about history, which is our own podcast history Speculated.
Speaker 8: All right, when is this lead on the time we today?
Speaker 8: Then we're looking for your make a movie Australian. Make
Speaker 8: a movie Australian like top Raygun, sh Zeitgeist, Snakes on
Speaker 8: a Plane and like everywhere, Snakes on a plane and
Speaker 8: like everywhere It's the thing on Motel Wombat Gold. We
Speaker 8: love the movie, Wally.
Speaker 6: Did you like that?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: What about the Australian version.
Speaker 8: Wallabe, Yes, cute Silver, cute. Love the movie Bugs Life
Speaker 8: in Australia. They watch an Ug's Life.
Speaker 5: Another great Australian invention.
Speaker 6: Yeah, gold, great invention is it? And the Vega Mighty Ducks.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's good Silver fun Australian movies.
Speaker 6: What have you got, Jack, I.
Speaker 5: Actually have a raygun will as well?
Speaker 16: Oh zeighty, How to Train Your Reagun Very good? Gold, Oppelheimer,
Speaker 16: Oh very good. Gold, smoke O Hunters, smoke.
Speaker 6: O Hunters Gold plus three golds so.
Speaker 5: Fas ed lock Stock and two smoking Darrels.
Speaker 6: Very good. That's four golds. Well done. That's the best
Speaker 6: run of the year.
Speaker 5: I think Australia is my specialty subject.
Speaker 8: All right, Texas, your Australian movies. Make a movie Australian.
Speaker 8: Christian O'Connell show podcast time way today then is make
Speaker 8: a movie Australian for the Best in Show VP Family
Speaker 8: Pass you go to the Melbourne Royal Show. All right,
Speaker 8: you can move, you Australian and see what you've got.
Speaker 8: There's some great ones here, Menister at goon Bags.
Speaker 5: One of our great inventions.
Speaker 8: Held the Silence of the goon Bag Okay silver, goon
Speaker 8: Raker gold, toy Oi Oi Oi Story gold. That's very good,
Speaker 8: So well done, dude, where's my Tholes?
Speaker 6: When Barry met Sally gold, that's very good. Addison on
Speaker 6: the Hills Hoist says gold. Heidi, that's great.
Speaker 8: Platypus and Boots, I'd like to see it, Elliott, well done.
Speaker 8: The Bogans of Madison County gold, Palmer Geddon silver, Big
Speaker 8: Mama's Grouse silver plus, Chatty Shack gold, Top Bogan silver.
Speaker 8: I feel like I want to do a competition called.
Speaker 6: Top Bogan to find the top Bogan.
Speaker 8: Fear and Loathing in bris Vegas from the Hills have
Speaker 8: Wi Fi silver.
Speaker 6: Ratty gold very good.
Speaker 8: Rattish Shoey is very good. We're a b Movie silver.
Speaker 8: Guardians of the Gala at Sea.
Speaker 5: Good Dry silver, Plas.
Speaker 8: Saving Private Rheinhart gold. Jay that's very smart. Big Fat
Speaker 8: Liar Bird silver Choppenheimer Gold.
Speaker 6: Very very good. Who's that Ricky Ker?
Speaker 8: We brought Kangaroo Gold, Smoko and the Bandit Silver and
Speaker 8: Weekend at Barnaby's Gold. There's a very funny world on
Speaker 8: everyone all right, Jackie boy, who's best in show?
Speaker 5: I like Ricky Choppenheimer.
Speaker 6: Well I'm Ricky. You're Today's when you get the family
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Speaker 8: Christian O'Connell show on Gold, Huggies on the way. Let's
Speaker 8: talk tomorrow's show today as you try and put together
Speaker 8: our middle aged showbacks Melbourne Roll. Showbags are for kids.
Speaker 8: We need something for us. So what goes in a
Speaker 8: middle aged showbag? Thank you very much for the people
Speaker 8: been calling in Donna something for heartburne, quickies or my Lanta.
Speaker 8: So we're gonna be a lot of medicine in there,
Speaker 8: isn't it with neurofen voter role If an alien caton
Speaker 8: visit and we start to shine, this is something for.
Speaker 6: Middle aged people.
Speaker 8: Cindy reading glasses, you want to get those standard ones?
Speaker 8: You give me the chemis when you lost yours.
Speaker 6: These not another story about losing your glasses.
Speaker 8: Patsy evolving door you got to keep.
Speaker 6: It moving, Deborah. Corn pads were in between toes.
Speaker 8: Then the number one sessen a lot of people on
Speaker 8: emails and text was shoehorns.
Speaker 6: My wife brought her first shoehorn last week, called it
Speaker 6: a game changer. When we go out, it's hard to
Speaker 6: sort of feel.
Speaker 8: The same way about us. I said, well, can you
Speaker 8: do it in private? Bend over with that shaw and
Speaker 8: you look sucks. I'm taking up my nana for a
Speaker 8: walk or something. Not or why sho Philip heat packs,
Speaker 8: Wendy band aids, Margaret Dollar coin for the trolley, Bailey hidralight.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's a great idea. Hydrolight, sasche Merry.
Speaker 8: Nice toilet paper, nice one, not the one you get
Speaker 8: at work, that cheapo stuff. Keep this coming, emailmy what's
Speaker 8: you go in? What essential items for the middle aged showbag?
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