WEBVTT - FULL: Dr Munchausen 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:04.800 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:06.880 --> 0:00:07.480 Showtime. 0:00:12.360 --> 0:00:13.560 Have had milk cows? 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:14.160 Of course I have. 0:00:14.360 --> 0:00:15.520 I did speak to the manager. 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:17.079 Name your bum bus Monday? 0:00:17.239 --> 0:00:21.239 Okay, The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three, so. 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:24.120 One thousand, one hundred and seventy three. 0:00:24.360 --> 0:00:28.000 Christian O'Connell's Show. Morning, Patsy, Morning, Good morning, Jackie boy. 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:28.800 Good to see you guys. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:31.800 Now, Patsy, we missed you Thursday and Friday. You're on 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:33.400 carers leave. 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:36.040 Yes, how did it go? How is christ where? I 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:41.159 we love? God'sknee operation? Oh my god, the trauma. You 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:44.160 haven't heard your knee replace got a titanium leg. 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:46.080 Now I am so exhausted. 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:47.239 I tell you what. 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:53.279 I take my head off to people who you know permanent, well, no, like, 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:56.240 I just I just don't know how oft. 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:58.520 These mystery people. By the way, the post referring to 0:00:58.600 --> 0:00:59.480 doesn't want to name them. 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:04.319 I think I underestimated how laid up he would be. 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:05.440 The poor Love. 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:15.240 God Miniscus douse surprised spread he's in this brace from like. 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:20.959 The operation, has to keep it straight and can't even 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:23.920 put weight on it. The poor Love, He's absolutely sick 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:26.840 of it already, and I feel so sorry for him. 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:29.080 He can't do anything and it's driving him to. 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:30.920 Describe this set about home. Has he got like a 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:32.800 care area? Is he just in bed? Well? 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:34.720 I had to before I left the house today. I 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:37.399 had to make sure everything was in arms reach. So 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:41.160 he's on like the zimmer frame. So he actually came 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:43.119 to bed after me last night and I heard this 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:46.600 god awful commotion with the zimmer frame getting thrown up 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:48.760 against the wall because he had to sort of like 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:51.880 lunge himself into bed. And I said, why didn't you 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:53.600 just wake me up? And he's like, no, no, no, you 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:55.600 go to sleep. It's okay, Yeah, we know why. 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:03.960 Thing we actually put up with drop. 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:06.280 So I had to put the zimmer frame within reach, 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:08.919 you know, reaching distance, And then next to his chair 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:11.880 in the lounge, I had to put all of his medication. 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:14.760 I put a drink of water there. 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:19.239 That in a bowl. Was it a dog bottle? The 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:27.000 dog gets better tree Crest. 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:27.880 Drinks. 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:33.480 No will I take to get their partners a glass 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:36.000 of water and. 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:40.080 Into the kitchen, but he just so I had. 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:41.919 To have it, and I had to this just remind myselves. 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:50.600 Hair I had to be careful after I had my shower, 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:53.799 and we've told Audrey you have to mop up after yourself. 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:56.200 There's no leaving towels on the floor. Make sure there's 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:59.480 not a scaic of water, because it can be very dangerous. 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:02.239 Not as scary, so I had to make the path 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:06.400 he's landing sort of clear so he didn't trip over 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:08.520 anything while I was at work. 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:17.440 It sounds minimal what you've done for the within he came. 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:25.120 Getting him in the house was really hectic. I couldn't 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:27.880 get him in the house because he's probably terrified. 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:30.239 You have to carry him across the threshold. 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:34.520 Newly went, we can't hop Kenny, and we've got quite 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:37.560 a high lip through our front door. And I honestly 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:39.480 didn't know what to do. And I thought, you're gonna 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:41.080 have to get one of the nobles to help me, 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:44.200 like piggyback him in or something. And then he remembered, 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:47.800 we've got the doggy ramp from the car. He said, 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:50.280 get the doggy ramp and I can hobble up. So 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:52.360 we got the doggie ramp up on the lip of 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:53.200 the door and got him in. 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:54.800 So they do not give you like a wheelchair. 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:57.440 Him no, but I probably should have got one in hindsight. 0:03:57.560 --> 0:03:58.440 We'll get one today. 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:01.280 No, he doesn't need No, he's all right now. He's 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:08.160 inside him a wheelchair pel Stream. We'll be knocking the 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:14.480 walls and hitting plaster off on. He doesn't need a wheelchair. 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:16.599 He's got his zimmer frame and his crutch. 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:20.200 Chris right now, just weeping, unable to move. 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:21.719 You've done your water, Chris. 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:25.240 So has he got a bell? 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:28.200 How does he get this Carer's attention? 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:31.280 No, well, my ear, I've got like a fox ear. 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:33.560 I always hear if he needs something. I check on 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:34.719 him every couple of hours. 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:37.039 Also known, how's he going to how's he going to 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:37.520 the toilet? 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:43.320 We'll have to help him, Yes, loved, and I had 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:45.359 to go up to mom and Dad's house because Dad's 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:48.679 got one of those shower chairs so we could shower him. Misterday, 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:52.200 I said, right, we're going to shower today. No more spongebards. 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:56.520 We're going to shower. So that took about two hours. 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:58.479 So you know, you can have a shower every couple 0:04:58.520 --> 0:04:58.840 of days. 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:02.560 Our thoughts really are generally with Chris right now. He 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.200 must actually be just welcome. When you were going back 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:08.000 to work for cover. I was a sweet relief. It's 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:10.280 as tormentor slash care. It comes back. 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:12.920 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:15.200 Right now Chris is using a silver spoon to try 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:22.760 and tunnel out of that house. Must escape, must escape, 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:25.919 It makes it, finally makes it down the corner as 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:29.240 past comes back, Dirty. 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:31.560 Birdie, Misery. 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:35.479 God went a four point three Monday Morning Christian O'Connell's 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:39.320 show for Carls. So right now at the Games in 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:43.720 Paris is the h It looks incredible. The closing ceremony 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:48.240 over the weekend sadly the biggest talking point for Team 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:52.560 Australia on the global platform. One word someone we didn't 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:55.679 really know existed on Friday, But now the whole world 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:58.000 does Reygun. 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:01.200 Especially after our whole of gold. It's our best ever 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:04.279 turnout at the Olympics and now our lasting memory. 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:08.760 Yeah, is the Kangaroo a meme? You've become a meme. 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:10.840 My dad called me yesterday and when we have our 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:13.520 Sunday night chat, and the half of it was about Raygun. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:15.960 I said, Dad, Astralia done really without eighteen girls. 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:19.159 No one is talking about that. So they're talking about 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:21.760 that woman and the cultural study. She's got a PhD 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:23.440 in break dancing or whatever it's called. 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:26.240 The same thing was with Bianker's family over in the US, 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:28.640 were after all the medals were one the only thing 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:30.880 they're asking about is like, who is this some sort 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:32.480 of natural hero of yours? 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:35.359 Yeah, my dad was like, do you know her? No 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:39.200 one knew her, No one knew her Friday. Now she's 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:42.719 one word. She's a global thing, raygun? What did we 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:43.200 all think? 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:45.120 So I just happened to have the TV on. I 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:47.080 was up early Saturday morning. I happen to have on 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:48.680 the background. I saw what the breaking was on. So 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:51.120 I thought, oh, I watched this. I actually couldn't believe. 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:54.320 I was laughing so hard that actually I woke my 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:56.040 daughter up. She came down to have a go with 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:59.400 You need to see what's happening. They said, this is 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:01.400 a moment in time. I think this is going to 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:04.480 come a big thing. She she wasn't doing what they 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:06.680 were doing, so she had a different language. 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:08.719 She was doing what my kids when they were little girls. 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:10.760 She didn't make up dance mooves and go watch this, 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:13.800 watch this and then do some piece of crap and 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:16.840 then you go brilliant girls that's brilliant. There was one 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:19.520 move she did on her back that my dog does 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:21.320 when she rolls in fox shit. 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:23.120 That's sort of backgrounding thing. 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:23.800 Just to get it off. 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:27.240 Yeah, but none of it appeared to be what everybody 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:27.960 else was doing. 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:29.960 You were the first person who had learned it to me, 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:32.920 And thank you because you men, I could catch up 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:36.760 before she became The Internet's kind of taken it away 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:39.800 from her, isn't it. It's like she's become a global superstar. 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:41.920 But you were the first person to say we've got 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:44.440 to get her on on the show on Monday morning 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:46.160 before she was this global superstar. 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:48.600 Well, I put a post up on Instagram right and 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:52.320 I got attacked on social media. People are very angry 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:56.480 about what's happened. The Prime Minister of this country. I 0:07:56.520 --> 0:07:59.040 had to actually make a comment about her, which is insane. 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:03.200 They had crack good honor and a big shout out 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:06.480 to her. That is in the Australian tradition of people 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:10.320 having a go. She's had a go representing our country 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:12.080 and that's a good thing. 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:14.320 I love the fact that they must have just must 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:16.880 have brainstormed. What actually can you say? Because have you 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:21.480 seen that she was bad private the celebrated she gave it. 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:24.800 I mean to go all that way and to lose 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:28.720 three of her matches games breaks eighteen zero, eighteen zero 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:30.920 eighteen zero, you and I. I mean I could have 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:32.200 done most of the sprinkler. 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:32.960 I could have done that. 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:36.160 Does she known the way there, what the competition's going 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:38.000 to be like, or does she think there's a chance. 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:41.960 She's represented Australia at the last three World Championships after 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:43.840 she said, I knew I wasn't as good as them 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:46.480 technically or in breakdance, so I thought I'd improvise. 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:49.360 I think that ain't the place to make stuff up, 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:50.559 is it? The Olympics. 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:54.040 It's not a place to make it up the other's 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:56.280 You could tell her all choreographs sort. 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:58.400 Of moves, but there is something nice about it. There 0:08:58.400 --> 0:09:02.840 is something us. Oh, it's refreshing despite what is obvious. 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:05.640 And you can't dance. Yes you went out and did 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:08.000 it any Yes she did? Or did you think Pats? 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:10.760 I actually don't know how she made like how did 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:12.680 she qualify in the place? 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:14.920 I guess we just don't have any better breakdowns? 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:17.600 Like you know, But hats off to her bloody good honor. 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:19.400 I say again, it's hats off Monday. 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:21.439 Today, it's hats off to her, to the people that 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:23.600 give other people glasses of water. 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:25.760 And I know it's hats off Monday. 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:29.240 Christian know Connell's show podcast. 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:31.559 For this week's one Second Winner, when we go back 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:36.520 to a year golden hear today is nineteen eighty three, Patsy, 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:38.840 Off the top of your head, what hus thing happened 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:40.640 in nineteen eighty three in the world of sport? 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:45.760 Oh gosh, I don't know. Well, it definitely wasn't an 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:47.560 Olympics because it was an uneven year. 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:48.680 Correct correct? 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:50.000 Correct eighty three? 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:51.480 Can't tell you off the top of my head. 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:54.400 I'll have a guess and say Hawkes won the Grand Final. 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:55.520 I tell you what. 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:58.079 Any bus who sets anyone but not turning up the day? 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:01.960 Yes, So do you remember at Patsy? 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:05.280 Yeah, I can remember waking up and Mum watched one 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:07.520 of you know, the Brickish shows today or whatever it was, 0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:10.880 and I remember that watching Bob Hawk and we're all seeing, 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:14.319 how hilarious is our prime minister talking like that clearly drunk? 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:14.559 Yeah. 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:17.440 Nineteen eighty three Australia broke the longest winning streak and 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:21.360 sporting history. September the twenty sixth, nineteen eighty three, when 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:24.520 Australia two won the America's Cup. There's a great Netflix 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:26.200 documentary about it. 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:27.280 I think the eighth of the century. 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:30.040 That's it. Yeah, well worth watching, really really good. 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:32.559 Also in nineteen eighty three, I'm gonna be going to 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:35.280 cinema to see this BMX Bandits. 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:39.520 BMX bandits out wild in the streets in a high 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:41.440 playing ride to adventure. 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:45.160 It's thrills and spills, fast and furious fun. 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:48.440 It's a real last This was. 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:50.680 One of the first movies Nicole Kidman did as well. 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:52.640 But I love BMX Bandits. 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:55.400 Thrills and spills are such an eighties yea for a movie. 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:57.600 Yeah, let's bring it back, all right? One second, win, 0:10:57.640 --> 0:10:59.520 I've got some of the biggest hits of nineteen eighty three. 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:02.040 One second of these songs, Jackie boy, are you ready 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:03.760 to guess them? Let's go, Pats, are you ready? 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:05.599 I'm ready? 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:08.040 Oh, Church on Time. 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:11.439 What was the name of it? 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:13.679 I think you know. 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:20.719 It's David Bowie, Yes, and it's what's the name of 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:21.199 the song? 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:26.880 I'll get your point? You got taken? The boy? 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:29.679 Does he ever playing that? Bit to the church on. 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:44.200 All right, oh love, true Love is true? 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:50.360 Yes? What on back in the school disco? 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:50.599 No? 0:11:53.440 --> 0:11:54.920 What don't you? All right? 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:57.920 We sometimes played this song. In fact, we should play 0:11:57.960 --> 0:11:58.760 for the next half an hour. 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:05.120 Yes, Eddie what was his name? Eddie someone maguire? 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:12.080 This is a tune Eddie Grant's Electric Avenue group. 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:15.240 Who's this from nineteen eighty three? 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:22.160 Oh yeah, yes, silken Heads? 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:31.160 All right, big hit from eighty three? 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:34.600 Oh Tyler total clip? 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:35.960 Yes, appoint each. 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:41.720 She still looks amazing. I'm sorry you need to hear 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:45.360 the other day? 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:47.160 All right? What are the schools? By the way, who 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:48.040 are you leading? 0:12:48.080 --> 0:13:00.640 I do believe? Oh yeah, yeah yeah what now I 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:04.839 needed a little bit more? Okay, yeah, I can't think 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:05.280 of it though. 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:12.400 Shucker can't shuck a, cahn't shuck a can ain't nobody? 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:16.280 All right? Last one? 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:17.760 Oh yeah yeah? 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:19.600 How does it feeler alive? 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:20.920 Yeah? 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:21.160 No? 0:13:22.679 --> 0:13:26.080 The Order through Monday The Order. 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:32.280 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:34.600 So phatsy what does Chris do in the morning? Then 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:36.400 while you're going to be at work, who's going to 0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:37.120 look after him? 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:41.240 Well, mummy is coming up, so ords will get up, 0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:43.360 get herself ready for school, and. 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:45.400 Young teenagers are really caring as well. 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:47.800 I found that whenever my wife I've been all acquiring 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:50.280 any kind of assistance, they musstort of just roll you 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:51.840 into a ditch and wait for death. 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:55.880 I did leave her with strict instructions. I said, hey, listen, 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:58.199 just make sure there's no water on the floor when 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:01.599 you shower, pick up your tail, and make daddy some breakfast. 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:03.559 There's some fruit salad there in the fridge. 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:06.880 That ain't any breakfast. There's going to be no breakfast 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:09.360 coming from a teenager. To forget it. She put a 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:12.319 mirror made ber on his nose. Check his alive out 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:12.920 the door. 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:15.840 Lucky, and then Mum will come up and take her 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:17.240 up to the bus stop. And then he's on his 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:21.000 own from about I reckon quarter to eight until. 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:24.920 I get it's must just suck in for surgery. She's 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:26.720 obviously going to be off work then, is he Yeah? 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:29.720 Yeah, yeah, at least two weeks because he's got to 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:32.680 keep his legs straight, can't bend it, can't put weight on. 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:36.400 So is he one of those braces or cages a wheelchair? Yeah? 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:40.320 Why he gets he's. 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:42.200 Got my ability, he's got his zimmer frame and then. 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:47.000 He'll wait on it. A wheelchair. I think you can 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:47.600 hire them. 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:50.160 No, but see, I think the zimmer frame is great 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:50.920 because he can. 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:54.520 He's all you're worried about is the noise of having 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:56.480 the wheelchair and you don't actually want him. 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:58.400 Moving, think of sitting down. So at least with the 0:14:58.520 --> 0:14:59.760 zimmer frame he can get up. 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:01.400 And what's the name of people that want people to 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:06.520 get ill? Is it Munchausen syndrome. Yeah, you're Dr Munchausen. 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:10.280 Yeah, he've clipped his wings so he can't fly. 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:15.640 You let that beautiful canary fly. He needs more than cattlefish. 0:15:16.320 --> 0:15:19.280 Good mining, good mining. 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:22.000 If anyone seriously does know, how do you hire a wheelchair? 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:24.360 I feel like we need to intervene on heart dress. 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:27.760 It's going to be a beautiful day today. Want to 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:28.760 go out and see. 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:32.120 The get some sun on his face like in Shaw 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:34.720 Shout with Empson. We're staring up at the rain. That's 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:37.040 our man, Chris the Love God. We're coming with a 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:37.840 wheelchair for you. 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:43.040 Metallic freedom is coming, Chris Chariots of Freedom his chair. 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:45.480 If anyone does know he got hold of the worldchair, 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:47.080 please learn slow because obviously. 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:49.680 His care absent. 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:53.000 You now owe this company. Two days you owe this company. 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:56.600 You've been careless, careless, care. 0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:59.880 No Christian Connall Show podcast. 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:02.400 We're doing the show the TV studio and the TV 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:04.560 on in at the moment watching in closing soundary where 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:07.480 it's actually very very hard to try and understand what's happening. 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:08.960 Now. 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:11.760 In a second episode of Countdown, there's that random French 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:14.160 east getting up and having a sing song so karaoke. 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:19.200 I guess this is like the French Beatles for all we. 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:18.840 We don't know. 0:16:19.120 --> 0:16:21.200 Maybe the Frenchies love the who Weather's up there right now, 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:24.360 but it's like a middle aged men chamming out. I 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:26.000 reckon what they should do is it should end with 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:28.200 all the gold medalists have like a karaoke session. 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:31.480 That should be the way it should be ended. Alright. 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:33.360 Then the good morning minute, we try and say good 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:35.920 morning to as many of you as possible in one minute. 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:41.480 Good good morning, good mining do you jack abat to 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:44.800 you any with you? Good morning, good morning to Rob 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:47.920 Lewis cutting kangaroo moves whilst break dancing in. 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:48.720 The Yarra Valley. 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:53.720 Lewis Christian Patsy sounds like the woman out of misery. 0:16:53.880 --> 0:17:00.840 Yes, I know, yeah, Kathy Bates, Yeah, one a lot 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:01.080 of them. 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:04.679 Actually, can we get that audio clip which he has 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:08.080 a going when when he tries to escape, Actually she 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:09.480 kicks him out of that wheelchair? 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:13.240 Who doesn't want her? Can they have a wheelchair? Dirty Birdie? 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:15.639 We have the penguin's pointing in the wrong direction when 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:17.480 I get home that he's been moving around to me? 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:22.679 Is that euphemism? I understand what's happening, penguin? I don't know. 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:26.160 Well everyone else takets skin. Good morning, Chris, text help 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:28.679 help and we'll come to you. 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:32.280 Kat from Frankston, listen to show one at the gym. 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:36.200 Good morning Cat, Good morning Christ and the team. James 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:39.120 from Balwyn North getting ready for work. 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:43.719 Good morning, come on, it's only one basic thing Bourne 0:17:43.800 --> 0:17:46.440 with our enemies at high school, so something. 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:51.680 Good morning to Debbie Potter, listened to the show in camera. 0:17:52.119 --> 0:17:55.440 Good morning, Good morning to rose in Weerribye. Who's listening 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:57.520 at home? Listen roseen Weerby, because you got around to 0:17:57.560 --> 0:17:59.439 another the most famous resident. 0:17:59.480 --> 0:18:02.520 But he's really you need where we love God. You're 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:03.720 just listen out for him, you'll hear. 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:10.360 And Good morning to Sammy listening to the show right 0:18:10.400 --> 0:18:13.119 now in Sydney. Good morning, Sammy, Good morning Sammy, Sammy, 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:19.520 thank you very much, haven't got in good morning, good morning. 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:19.919 All right. 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:22.080 Coming up next after Schneia Twain. You can tell us 0:18:22.080 --> 0:18:24.800 about your weekend and six words Christmas will. 0:18:24.720 --> 0:18:27.040 Just be holp help help, help help. 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:31.440 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:18:31.920 --> 0:18:34.399 That's what happened to you of your weekend in six words. 0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:36.800 You can text us for your six word weekend too. 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:40.080 Oh four seven five three one o four three. 0:18:40.119 --> 0:18:42.359 What's it for you, Patsy, Yeah, knowing you've reached a 0:18:42.400 --> 0:18:45.680 new low win. I was watching the ladies the women's 0:18:45.680 --> 0:18:51.800 marathon yesterday, wasn't they amazing? Amazing? How they run for 0:18:51.920 --> 0:18:55.280 that distance of time is just phenomenal. 0:18:55.600 --> 0:18:58.640 You know that Dutch runner who won ran in the 0:18:58.760 --> 0:19:01.399 five thousand meter and the ten thousand me got bruns 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:03.879 in both and then still had energy to run and 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:05.600 win the marathon and it was. 0:19:05.640 --> 0:19:08.560 Incredible race as well, which is just insane and the 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:13.120 heat and effectively running on concrete and rhads like it's 0:19:13.160 --> 0:19:14.760 just you look at their bodies and you think the 0:19:14.840 --> 0:19:18.000 shock and their joints and their hips must be. 0:19:18.680 --> 0:19:20.880 It was such an exhilarating it into it as well. 0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:24.879 There was one competitor there who really didn't look like 0:19:25.160 --> 0:19:27.080 she wanted to be there, which I totally get, but 0:19:27.840 --> 0:19:31.320 I was might have been munching down on some Dorrito's, 0:19:31.680 --> 0:19:37.920 some cheese, supreme Doritos and giving my two Bobsworth watching 0:19:37.960 --> 0:19:40.560 this woman really not getting into it, and at one 0:19:40.600 --> 0:19:43.280 point I said to Chris, gosh, not even ever to go, 0:19:43.640 --> 0:19:47.000 as all the dorritos are like spilling down chef. 0:19:47.160 --> 0:19:50.920 Yeah, there's us judging from the armchair rubbish, just seeing 0:19:51.200 --> 0:19:53.080 It's like, come on, get into it. 0:19:53.240 --> 0:19:55.119 Are you talking about there? So there was a runner 0:19:55.240 --> 0:19:58.560 even an hour after everybody had finished, who was still 0:19:58.760 --> 0:20:02.960 She obviously hit a wall, Yes, so she was walking periods. Yeah, 0:20:03.119 --> 0:20:04.240 is that what you're talking about? 0:20:05.160 --> 0:20:05.680