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Speaker 1: Well and Woody podcast Many bedroom injuries right now thirty

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Speaker 1: one oh six ' five beg.

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Speaker 2: This was your partner who suffered a bedroom injury.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he he woke up in the morning as you do,

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Speaker 3: and went to climb in the shower and shut the door,

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Speaker 3: and he sort of got in the way and shut

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Speaker 3: the door on himself.

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Speaker 2: Oh you do, joint. So what was the damage there

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Speaker 2: when he shut the door on himself.

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Speaker 3: He just had a little quick trip for the emergency apartment,

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Speaker 3: but he got good master about a.

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Speaker 1: Week shut the door on it when yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: well it's it's dragging behind him obviously big.

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Speaker 3: I think he just didn't get out of the way,

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Speaker 3: to be honest, give it credit.

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Speaker 1: On a second though, without again, without going too much

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Speaker 1: in I'm interested in the ergonomics here because if it's

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Speaker 1: a door, if it's a door that you're closing behind you, right,

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Speaker 1: turn the jerremy blocks and turn this story. It was

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Speaker 1: a door that you're closing behind you, it would take

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Speaker 1: like it'd have to be lag.

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Speaker 2: It swings like a grandfather clock that's once and I'm

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Speaker 2: sort of imagining think such a stallion.

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Speaker 1: Was it a close behind door? Was it because sliding door.

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Speaker 1: I can imagine he just got a little bit too

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Speaker 1: close to the sun.

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Speaker 2: Still he's a swing for Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think he was facing the door and he went

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Speaker 3: to grab it and pulled it.

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Speaker 2: Grandfather clock mid ninetying.

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Speaker 1: Sah, my goly, gosh.

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Speaker 2: Well, Sarah, what's your bedroom injury?

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Speaker 1: What should be a new phone to me? Can we

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Speaker 1: tell how bigger is based on how you heard it?

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Speaker 2: Hi, Sarah wants your bedroom injury.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 5: So I was with my my partner of five years now,

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Speaker 5: but when we first got together, we went out, had

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Speaker 5: a lovely night, you know, come home, went together, went

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Speaker 5: to bed, but I was still a little bit shy

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Speaker 5: and no, I didn't want to go like ya go

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Speaker 5: to the star. So I went to the powder room

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Speaker 5: and everything that's dark. As I sort of come back,

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Speaker 5: I literally chipped over my foot and my head landed on.

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Speaker 1: The end of no on no Sarah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it's pretty bad, like really bad. So I

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Speaker 5: split my forehead open, and yeah, I thought that was okay.

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Speaker 5: Like I said, I'm okay, I'm okay, and he looked

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Speaker 5: at me and he said, Sarah, you're not. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: So after the.

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Speaker 5: Emergency department and then once we got in there. Once

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Speaker 5: they sort of cleaned everything up. What wasn't just my

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Speaker 5: forehead they once they cleaned up, my whole nose was

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Speaker 5: like slapped open. Oh intersection on my face?

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Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god. When you go to the hospital, Sarah, Like,

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Speaker 1: so he takes you in there, obviously, do you do

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Speaker 1: you have to have that? Does he have to have

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Speaker 1: that moment where he's like, look, just met a. You

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Speaker 1: know we were gonna we're going to hook up. But

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Speaker 1: did you he was?

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Speaker 5: He was, he knew, he was like, okay, because I'm

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Speaker 5: going to keep me on my taes.

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Speaker 6: So nothing's changed since.

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Speaker 1: Are you still with him?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's the story, and scars had character Sarah.

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Speaker 2: So I'm sure that the t intersection.

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Speaker 5: Looks he can't leave me after the star on my

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Speaker 5: face anyway.

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Speaker 2: So after the whatsay I said.

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Speaker 5: He can't leave me. Now I've got like a star

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Speaker 5: on my face.

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Speaker 2: Yeah exactly right, Yeah, no, exactly right. It's like a

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Speaker 2: tattoo for him. What a scar form?

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Speaker 1: He doesn't know you one because you've got a scar.

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Speaker 2: And tripped over your own feet.

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Speaker 1: Sarah.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't really his fault.

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Speaker 1: He can't leave you because I've got his bed imprinted

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Speaker 1: on my forehead. Maybe he loves you, Sarah, give yourself

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Speaker 1: some value, mate, he's into you. I reckon, Thanks for

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Speaker 1: the call. We've got Eva here on thirty one and

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Speaker 1: six foot Eva bedroom in Jesus Is a few years

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Speaker 1: back hit us.

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Speaker 6: OHI yeah, so early jays in our relationship with my partner,

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Speaker 6: we thought we'd be adventurers and we were going to

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Speaker 6: try a new move that we invented ourselves.

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Speaker 4: Helicopter.

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Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on, let's just.

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Speaker 2: Come on. We're right there. Come on.

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Speaker 1: But I just want to know. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: know about I don't want to know the details woods.

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Speaker 1: I just want to know Eva. Just did you sit

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Speaker 1: down together and have a discussion let's inventor move or

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Speaker 1: was it incidental?

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Speaker 4: It was kind of incidental. There wasn't a lot of discussion.

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Speaker 4: If there was, we probably would have realized that.

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Speaker 2: It was dangerous logs and ergonomicop it.

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Speaker 6: Just wouldn't have worked.

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Speaker 2: It's called the helicopter. It's like the iron loaders and

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Speaker 2: blades of Gloria. Imagine that's what I'm picturing. What are

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Speaker 2: we talking about?

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Speaker 4: It involved him of slinging me ivery shoulders. Why is it?

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 2: Why is that the helicopter?

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Speaker 4: Well, there was a spin involved, so.

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Speaker 1: How big was it?

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Speaker 2: He's helicopter in it? And then fireman holding you over

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Speaker 2: his shoulder.

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Speaker 1: He's not a helicoptering it while fireman holding her, she's

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Speaker 1: the blade of the helicopter. The helicopter. While this is

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Speaker 1: going on.

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Speaker 2: This doesn't sound like a bedroom move like. It sounds

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Speaker 2: like bor room dancing exactly. Anyway, Sorry, what happened?

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Speaker 1: Do you mind? Actually? I wouldn't mind if you can

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Speaker 1: draw a diagram and send it to our Instagram page.

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Speaker 2: Will if you can d ms?

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Speaker 1: I'd really love to see what this looks like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be great. I'd appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: All right, carry on though, you're in You're in the helicopter.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, it didn't it didn't go too well. I

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Speaker 4: landed awkwardly on his shoulder and cracked the rib.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, and so did you? Did you continue?

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Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Was that that was cracked the rib? And helicopter needs

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Speaker 2: to be grounded?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the helicopter was grounded real quick. A bit of

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Speaker 4: a crash landing.

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Speaker 1: Actually, oh nice, like what you've done there? Carried on

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Speaker 1: with the helicopter metaphor, very.

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Speaker 2: Very unlucky cockpit.

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Speaker 1: So very good again.

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