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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning one point seven. Jim

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Speaker 1: Dolan has gone on long service leave. So Jim y

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Speaker 1: Raie has come up with the jibbijabber this week and

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Speaker 1: he's been working harder than he's ever well worked for us,

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Speaker 1: and he's come up with this Jimbos jibbijabba. It's actually

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Speaker 1: Ryan's jibbijabba. It's not enough that I've got to do this,

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Speaker 1: but I've got to witness you two do weird stuff

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Speaker 1: like drink each other's blood. I'll say this, if Machine

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Speaker 1: Gun Kelly and Meghan Fox jumped off a cliff, would

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Speaker 1: you know? But because they drank each other's blood, you

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Speaker 1: thought it would be a good idea to turn it

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Speaker 1: into a TikTok Tucker segment. It's not as easy as

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Speaker 1: you'd think either. We all had to do extra work,

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Speaker 1: including me. First things first, though, you had to have

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Speaker 1: your blood tested by Nurse Roz to see if you

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Speaker 1: weren't carrying any of the aids HAVESA through C or syphilis.

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Speaker 1: I think I've got a good vein. R right now

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Speaker 1: is putting on the gloves. She's put a bit of

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Speaker 1: the alcoholic the little alcohol wipe on that right, needed on?

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Speaker 1: You just breeze off yourself, okay, ROSSI didn't think she

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Speaker 1: was going to get entertained. That's a big needle. Look

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Speaker 1: at it, Look over it. Let me that was me

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Speaker 1: making that noise. How are you feeling? I feel good,

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Speaker 1: it's coming out. It's perfect black cloke my soul. I

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Speaker 1: know this is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Amanda. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Anyway away from that over in Eurovision Ukraine one, which

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Speaker 1: was a shame. I thought Moldovia was going to win

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Speaker 1: for sure. What about Moldovia? Come on every year, Mondavid,

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Speaker 1: it looks out something like this. I can imagine there

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Speaker 1: would have been Cossack dancing a mat for sudden. You know,

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Speaker 1: there must be young modern musicians in saying this one

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Speaker 1: is such a bad impression of us a polka. Again.

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Speaker 1: On Wednesday, doctor Sam was on the show to give

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Speaker 1: the results of your blood tests for the blood drinking

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Speaker 1: thing and finally this is for the sief was really cool. Now, Jonesy,

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Speaker 1: I know you were most concerned about this one, so

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Speaker 1: I'm going to give Amanda her results first. Amanda, your

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Speaker 1: negative okay? Few and what about me? I mean you

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Speaker 1: did it sound effect again. Well, Jonesy, there is some

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Speaker 1: good news. You are negative as well. It's great. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: as election day draws nearer, The Guardian released their top

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Speaker 1: fifteen batshit crazy moments in politics, from old mate eating

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Speaker 1: a raw onion to this one. This is one of

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Speaker 1: my favorites. This is Mikaylia Cash talking about her love

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Speaker 1: of Indian food. Do have a curry for the Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to tell the Prime Minister that one a

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Speaker 1: curry for the country. I love it. I love Indian food.

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Speaker 1: It's my favorite food. I promise you I will do that.

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Speaker 1: What a nut. These are the people that are running

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Speaker 1: out country. These are the people that are running out. Finally,

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Speaker 1: after going through every hurdle in the world, Nurse Rose

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Speaker 1: was back to prick your fingers so you could drink

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Speaker 1: each other's blood for TikTok tucker with the so called

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Speaker 1: og Bloody Mary, you're holding that middle finger up. We

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Speaker 1: thank Roz for her time today. The prick machine's coming out.

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Speaker 1: That's got Did it go okay? So what happens now?

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Speaker 1: I just squeeze it, squeeze it, squeeze it doesn't look pretty.

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Speaker 1: Next one, next one, and one more right, there, it

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Speaker 1: is there. It is three drops, three drops in the fountain.

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Speaker 1: It looks lovely and there's some Jonesy blood there. Here's

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Speaker 1: a swizze. I've got a crazy straw. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: drink yours through a crazy straw. Okay, are you ready?

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Speaker 1: Good health? Why? That's not bad. That's not bad. I

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Speaker 1: don't even drunk straight. Maybe it's my blood. No, I

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Speaker 1: drank it through it grazy. You can't have a heart attack.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's do it again next week. Maybe

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Speaker 1: I should go back to UNI. I'm out of here,

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Speaker 1: get a worthwhile career. Thanks Matt, Jonesy and Amanda in

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Speaker 1: the Morning one point seven sm