WEBVTT - When Texting The Wrong Number Goes Horribly Wrong! 📱

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<v Speaker 1>Flex and Frooms, Flex and Frooms. This is the Flex

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<v Speaker 1>and Frooms catch up podcast. Listen. We do like talking

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<v Speaker 1>about relationships. I think it's interesting. The punters seem to

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<v Speaker 1>love it as well, Is that right, Producer Brookie? They

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<v Speaker 1>love it.

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<v Speaker 2>They love it.

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<v Speaker 1>They're absolutely rabid for it. And here I have a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a disaster that's gone down that this person

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<v Speaker 1>wants advice with. I have heard on good authority that

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<v Speaker 1>this is a real scenario. Okay, sometimes people calling with

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of joke, joke scenario. This really happened, so

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<v Speaker 1>the stakes are high. It starts. I screwed up big

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<v Speaker 1>time exclamation mark. I work in finance and have had

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<v Speaker 1>quite a few X rated businesses that we manage. As

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<v Speaker 1>I thank you for some work we helped a business with,

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<v Speaker 1>they're giving us all access for free to one of

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<v Speaker 1>their gentlemen's clubs for the team sick. I message here

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<v Speaker 1>I thought was my coworker Riley telling him about it,

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<v Speaker 1>and ended it by saying as as titties, titties and

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<v Speaker 1>some very suggestive emojis. An hour later, I get a

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<v Speaker 1>frantic phone call from my girlfriend. As a turns out,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't message my coworker, but instead I messaged my

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<v Speaker 1>mother in law with the same name. No, now my

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend doesn't trust me, and I'm supposed to be going

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<v Speaker 1>over to my mother in law's house for dinner next weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>How am I supposed to face her? Well, says you've

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<v Speaker 1>cooked her. This person cooked at hard.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so embarrassing. The text message in itself is really embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're an adult who's been invited into an adult

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<v Speaker 2>establishment to see some really talented dancers do their work,

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<v Speaker 2>and the way you JEP with your boys is like

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<v Speaker 2>US US TITDC. You're a child and therefore you should

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<v Speaker 2>be embarrassed anyway, Like it was the most like bottom

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<v Speaker 2>of the barrel way to approach it. So now you've

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<v Speaker 2>been spited with your juvenile behavior by having it go

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<v Speaker 2>to the one person you would not want it to

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<v Speaker 2>go to, because like go to the gentleman's club, that's fine, whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>but now your girlfriend has to go defend your childlike

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<v Speaker 2>behavior to her mom and try to defend the gentleman's club.

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<v Speaker 2>It's too much. It's too much.

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<v Speaker 1>You've added too many layers. Yeah, look, we're all human.

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<v Speaker 1>What made this missa allegedly? Yeah, alien vibes. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I've ever sent the wrong text to someone. It's

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<v Speaker 1>probably my biggest fear is the classic like screenshot and

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<v Speaker 1>argument and send it on, but you've accidentally sent it

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<v Speaker 1>to the person. I think parents and sex don't mix.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't, and also what doesn't mix is sending the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong text messages. So it's a bit of a double whammy.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it should be on him. It shouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>on the girlfriend to explain it to the mother in law.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he work.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but they can.

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<v Speaker 1>Go over to the house or call her up if

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<v Speaker 1>you have a relationship with the mother.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, imagine, right, your boyfriend has accidentally sent a salacious

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<v Speaker 2>text to your mom. Right, your mom's gonna ask you

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<v Speaker 2>what was that? And you're be like, don't worry. He's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna call you later on and explain that's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I would explain it, and then the boyfriend would follow

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<v Speaker 1>up with a follow up call. Yeah, first I'd corroborate

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<v Speaker 1>and say what are we going to say? Then you

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<v Speaker 1>spoke to her. I think it's only fair he sent

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<v Speaker 1>the message. We're all adults.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are we corroborating that? If we're all adults, well.

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<v Speaker 1>In case you want to lie to her, but I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's still the polite thing to do is to call,

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<v Speaker 1>get the organis out of the way, call and say, hey, lol,

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<v Speaker 1>I said this thing to my friend as a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a running joke we have. We're not actually going

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<v Speaker 1>to a gentleman.

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<v Speaker 2>I just this would never happen. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>while you're living.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, a running joke, and it's better to be upfront

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<v Speaker 1>and lie rather than ignore it.

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<v Speaker 2>Get ahead of the story. I understand that was terrifying.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry whoever that happened. To let it be

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<v Speaker 2>a lesson.

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