Speaker 1: Flex and Frooms, Flex and Frooms. This is the Flex
Speaker 1: and Frooms catch up podcast. Listen. We do like talking
Speaker 1: about relationships. I think it's interesting. The punters seem to
Speaker 1: love it as well, Is that right, Producer Brookie? They
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 2: They love it.
Speaker 1: They're absolutely rabid for it. And here I have a
Speaker 1: bit of a disaster that's gone down that this person
Speaker 1: wants advice with. I have heard on good authority that
Speaker 1: this is a real scenario. Okay, sometimes people calling with
Speaker 1: a bit of joke, joke scenario. This really happened, so
Speaker 1: the stakes are high. It starts. I screwed up big
Speaker 1: time exclamation mark. I work in finance and have had
Speaker 1: quite a few X rated businesses that we manage. As
Speaker 1: I thank you for some work we helped a business with,
Speaker 1: they're giving us all access for free to one of
Speaker 1: their gentlemen's clubs for the team sick. I message here
Speaker 1: I thought was my coworker Riley telling him about it,
Speaker 1: and ended it by saying as as titties, titties and
Speaker 1: some very suggestive emojis. An hour later, I get a
Speaker 1: frantic phone call from my girlfriend. As a turns out,
Speaker 1: I didn't message my coworker, but instead I messaged my
Speaker 1: mother in law with the same name. No, now my
Speaker 1: girlfriend doesn't trust me, and I'm supposed to be going
Speaker 1: over to my mother in law's house for dinner next weekend.
Speaker 1: How am I supposed to face her? Well, says you've
Speaker 1: cooked her. This person cooked at hard.
Speaker 2: It's so embarrassing. The text message in itself is really embarrassing.
Speaker 2: If you're an adult who's been invited into an adult
Speaker 2: establishment to see some really talented dancers do their work,
Speaker 2: and the way you JEP with your boys is like
Speaker 2: US US TITDC. You're a child and therefore you should
Speaker 2: be embarrassed anyway, Like it was the most like bottom
Speaker 2: of the barrel way to approach it. So now you've
Speaker 2: been spited with your juvenile behavior by having it go
Speaker 2: to the one person you would not want it to
Speaker 2: go to, because like go to the gentleman's club, that's fine, whatever,
Speaker 2: but now your girlfriend has to go defend your childlike
Speaker 2: behavior to her mom and try to defend the gentleman's club.
Speaker 2: It's too much. It's too much.
Speaker 1: You've added too many layers. Yeah, look, we're all human.
Speaker 1: What made this missa allegedly? Yeah, alien vibes. I don't
Speaker 1: think I've ever sent the wrong text to someone. It's
Speaker 1: probably my biggest fear is the classic like screenshot and
Speaker 1: argument and send it on, but you've accidentally sent it
Speaker 1: to the person. I think parents and sex don't mix.
Speaker 1: They don't, and also what doesn't mix is sending the
Speaker 1: wrong text messages. So it's a bit of a double whammy.
Speaker 1: I think it should be on him. It shouldn't be
Speaker 1: on the girlfriend to explain it to the mother in law.
Speaker 1: I think he work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they can.
Speaker 1: Go over to the house or call her up if
Speaker 1: you have a relationship with the mother.
Speaker 2: Okay, imagine, right, your boyfriend has accidentally sent a salacious
Speaker 2: text to your mom. Right, your mom's gonna ask you
Speaker 2: what was that? And you're be like, don't worry. He's
Speaker 2: gonna call you later on and explain that's weird.
Speaker 1: I would explain it, and then the boyfriend would follow
Speaker 1: up with a follow up call. Yeah, first I'd corroborate
Speaker 1: and say what are we going to say? Then you
Speaker 1: spoke to her. I think it's only fair he sent
Speaker 1: the message. We're all adults.
Speaker 2: Why are we corroborating that? If we're all adults, well.
Speaker 1: In case you want to lie to her, but I
Speaker 1: think it's still the polite thing to do is to call,
Speaker 1: get the organis out of the way, call and say, hey, lol,
Speaker 1: I said this thing to my friend as a joke.
Speaker 1: It's a running joke we have. We're not actually going
Speaker 1: to a gentleman.
Speaker 2: I just this would never happen. I don't know what
Speaker 2: while you're living.
Speaker 1: Hey, a running joke, and it's better to be upfront
Speaker 1: and lie rather than ignore it.
Speaker 2: Get ahead of the story. I understand that was terrifying.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry whoever that happened. To let it be
Speaker 2: a lesson.
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