WEBVTT - Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner (except Ash)

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<v Speaker 1>Falling apart over here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh fucking right back at.

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<v Speaker 1>You falling apart. I'm still sick. I've got heartburn from

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<v Speaker 1>last night, and i also have a hammer woid. I reckon.

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<v Speaker 2>What a lucky lady April is. But you got me sick?

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck off? I did you got me sick? Mate? You

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<v Speaker 1>got everyone sick. No.

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<v Speaker 2>Last time we recorded, You're so breathy in the record. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we crammed into that table at your place. I hopped

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<v Speaker 2>in the car we finished going, it'll be a miracle

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<v Speaker 2>if I don't get on well from this record.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't contagious. We know.

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<v Speaker 2>We definitely shouldn't have fucked afterwards as well. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 2>didn't help.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought, come he's going to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to Doting Dad. I'm a very sick Mattie

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<v Speaker 2>Jay and I'm Ash. And this is a podcast that

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<v Speaker 2>is all about parenting, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Good, the bad, and the relatable.

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<v Speaker 2>And we just want to say the front end of

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<v Speaker 2>this episode that if you are hoping to get any

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<v Speaker 2>type of advice, there is absolutely none to be given whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 1>Zero.

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<v Speaker 2>And I also want to say that Ash and I

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<v Speaker 2>are currently nursing what some may call a small hangover.

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<v Speaker 1>Not me, mate, and I don't get them. I'm just sick.

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<v Speaker 2>You are a little like even when you blink, there's

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<v Speaker 2>pain and.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a slow blink.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a football game.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a football game last night.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a Grand Final and we're recording this on

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<v Speaker 2>a Monday morning. So this is post graand Final and

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<v Speaker 2>it's a very sad day, not just because we're unwell,

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<v Speaker 2>but because the Broncos unfortunately.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't get the w did They didn't when you were

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<v Speaker 1>on track to get it. And you can't give them

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<v Speaker 1>an inch, mate, No we can't.

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<v Speaker 2>And we spoke about it last week that I had

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<v Speaker 2>received a ticket to the Grand Final Ash hadn't, and

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<v Speaker 2>you said this, Ash.

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<v Speaker 1>I guarantee you I'll be there on Sunday. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>have like a weird got away.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like you're just a magnet. And what happened was

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<v Speaker 2>I got a phone call from a lovely lady who

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<v Speaker 2>works at the Brisbane Broncos. She's like the media manager,

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<v Speaker 2>and she said, I have two VIP tickets to the match.

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<v Speaker 2>Keeping in mind I already had a ticket with producer Keisha.

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<v Speaker 2>I did offer her the VIP tickets. She strikes again,

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<v Speaker 2>politely declined, and then I called up none other the.

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<v Speaker 1>Cat they call me always land on my feet. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how I do it every every time. I just

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<v Speaker 1>pulled through.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't even want it either, like it like obviously

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<v Speaker 2>you'd accept, But it wasn't like you were out searching

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<v Speaker 2>for it.

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<v Speaker 1>No. I was like, Oh, I do the right thing,

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<v Speaker 1>my boys. The worst thing I could possibly do is

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<v Speaker 1>go to a football gaming yellets and punters. But look,

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<v Speaker 1>an opportunity comes out.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what it's like? Ash, It's like, imagine

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<v Speaker 2>it's the gold Rush era. Yeah, Okay, everyone's digging, working hard,

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<v Speaker 2>trying to find the gold.

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<v Speaker 1>I just mosey on it, like there's a piece of gold.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take that. Actually, no, I don't want it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh have it?

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<v Speaker 2>How big is that nugget? Oh it's the biggest ever discovered. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Sitting in the CEO's box at the NRL Grand Final.

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<v Speaker 2>We went to the pre game player send off, which

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<v Speaker 2>was quite nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that we were there and they were like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're meant to be in this section where all the

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<v Speaker 1>food and stuff is. We're just out with all the

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<v Speaker 1>punt Like, yeah, what is this?

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't really know what we were in for. And

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy a lovely actor on Home and Away?

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<v Speaker 1>Who does he play on Home and Away?

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<v Speaker 2>A character called Justin Morgan?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Is he one of the what do they call

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<v Speaker 1>him the Riverside Boys or something?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I should know the answer to this question.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. He looks too squeaky clean, he's very polished.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a fucking handsome young man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was not young though, he just looks young.

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<v Speaker 2>He's holy shit, his.

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<v Speaker 1>Forties, mate, what is he fifty? Shut up? If he's fifty,

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<v Speaker 1>a fuck off.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a guess how old he forty nine, forty seven?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, he looks great.

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<v Speaker 2>He looked good, looks great.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have thought like forty forty two, forty three, maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>Looks unbelievably good. Also a doting dad, yes, a scout.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe his daughter eleven years old.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Good.

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<v Speaker 2>We might have to get him on the podcast. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know if we should, Like, as we were talking parenting.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to have like any executive decision on whether

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<v Speaker 1>to get him on or not? Not not? Should we?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm more for it. So we had a lovely

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<v Speaker 2>pre game send off for the players all looking handsome.

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<v Speaker 2>At that point, I was feeling great.

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<v Speaker 1>You're very confident, very confident, and as you should have been,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said, that was your game.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I looked at Reese Welsh and if anyone's not

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<v Speaker 2>familiar with what he's like as a.

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<v Speaker 1>Parentel down, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Ash looked over and I was in the corner covering

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<v Speaker 2>in my own scene. I let that meme.

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<v Speaker 1>From just South South Park me.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, yeah, Ash was looking around because anyone's seeing

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<v Speaker 2>Maddie j And I'm like in the corner, excuse me

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<v Speaker 2>for one second as I douse myself and my own semen.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I didn't like about that?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Because as we were just talking about before, I've been

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<v Speaker 1>so sick, I've just been paracetamol aspirin. My guts are

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<v Speaker 1>a bit hey you going, And we're in such a quiet,

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<v Speaker 1>tight knit spot, confined to a fine hotel lobby. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we couldn't let him rip because it'd be obvious it's

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<v Speaker 1>me the guy looks sickly. And I was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like afterwards, I like mosied over to where the reception

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<v Speaker 1>was and just and moses back, just so that I

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<v Speaker 1>could get one out.

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<v Speaker 2>It was air conned in the foyer and you were

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<v Speaker 2>like already beads of sweat coming down your brow. You

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<v Speaker 2>had a bag, a little ziplock bag full of paracetamol,

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<v Speaker 2>and like menthoalss and excusing yourself to fart in the corners.

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<v Speaker 1>But I still I still got there.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just say the biggest surprise of the entire

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<v Speaker 2>day slash evening. We walked from so where the players

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<v Speaker 2>get their send off. It's maybe like a kilometer or

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<v Speaker 2>less from the stadium. So we walk over to the

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<v Speaker 2>stadium and I'm looking around and I'm like, oh, where the.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck is Ash gone?

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<v Speaker 2>I look behind me and you're shaking hands with the

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<v Speaker 2>Prime Minister. Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so funny because he was like talking just

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<v Speaker 1>like some young boy, you know, And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>holy shit. His security detail is quite masculine, quite tall,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like that weren't they. So I was

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<v Speaker 1>like to him, I was like, you're protecting this bloke

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<v Speaker 1>like I had, like I was mates with Elbow, and

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<v Speaker 1>albow turns around. I was like, mate, I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to shake.

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<v Speaker 2>And was it like did you go for a slow shake,

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<v Speaker 2>like because if you like coming for a fast shake

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<v Speaker 2>you might get chicken wing down.

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<v Speaker 1>I went in for the like the full hand slap

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<v Speaker 1>light like we were like we were mates, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, good to see you mate.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, have a.

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<v Speaker 1>Good night, and like carried on and then I went

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<v Speaker 1>past the security detail before and I was like, you're

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<v Speaker 1>a big motherfucker, right, and he was like only the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest mate. Only it was like he was just like

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<v Speaker 1>a good bloke.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you reckon? They look at you, and you reckon,

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<v Speaker 2>they do like a quick little risk assessment, a low risk.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy panting wheezy, he's so weaky Gussie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I'm more of a bio hazard, but

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<v Speaker 1>I know it was good to meet the promise and

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<v Speaker 1>so elbow if you're listening.

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<v Speaker 2>And if he's sick right now, sorry bro, if he's

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<v Speaker 2>waking up with a husky like.

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<v Speaker 1>I just loved how everyone opened the door for him

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<v Speaker 1>like very like grounded. But then he'd be like all

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<v Speaker 1>right back into his suite and they just like opened

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<v Speaker 1>the door and security detail followed him, and I was like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>imagine what the President of the United States.

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<v Speaker 2>To be like, Yeah, that's our version is such a warded.

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<v Speaker 1>Down I know, but you know, if we went to

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<v Speaker 1>the States, all of a sudden, you turn around and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be shaking hands. Fu did he do that?

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<v Speaker 2>But we got really lucky because obviously we were there

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<v Speaker 2>like we were and not I don't want to make

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<v Speaker 2>it sound like we're turning our own horn here. However,

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<v Speaker 2>we got invited in the end into the box, which

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<v Speaker 2>was like the CEO of the prison Broncos. Like again Ashwicks, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Cat slithered, the snake slithered my way.

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<v Speaker 2>In the king Cat. And at one point, for anyone

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<v Speaker 2>who doesn't know, Broncos are up like eighteen points.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh h.

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<v Speaker 2>And at that point everyone where we were sitting, everybody

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<v Speaker 2>was hugging, we were kissing random.

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<v Speaker 1>P Everyone's now sick.

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<v Speaker 2>But like there was a point where they were like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>after the game, everyone's going to come back into the

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<v Speaker 2>chain rooms and like we're already talking about the celebrations

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, wow, are we going to party all night?

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<v Speaker 1>We might have to cancel the podcast, And just like

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<v Speaker 1>that it turned into a funeral. It was the box.

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<v Speaker 2>The box is empty except for you, me and like

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<v Speaker 2>two other people.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was just eating Gormet party pies, just like

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<v Speaker 1>there's that video of me and you're like filming me

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<v Speaker 1>like nothing's happened, because obviously that's not my team. But

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<v Speaker 1>like I was there for the Broncos.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you had like two chicken strips, a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of meek.

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<v Speaker 1>Piles, Like how can you eat at a time like this?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, 's gonna eat?

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<v Speaker 2>Man? It was a time of morning. I'm just just

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<v Speaker 2>chaing out like the table.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I got hart. It's funny because I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I was in bed last night and I must have

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<v Speaker 1>let out a burp in my sleep. It's stung all

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<v Speaker 1>these like gourmet meat piles. Actually, I feel like a

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<v Speaker 1>meat pie now I've said that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. But yeah, we after the game at

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<v Speaker 2>one of the hotels. They have like a postgame function

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<v Speaker 2>mostly for you know, the met It's called a wake.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>People in attendance are like the members, a lot of staff,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was very very somber.

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<v Speaker 1>It was. It was a tough crowd. Yeah, it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>should just get up and say something?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, someone needs to break the ice here.

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<v Speaker 1>That's going to get up and say something? What are

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<v Speaker 1>you going to go on a thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello for those of you who don't know me. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>Maddie Jay.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got voice. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I came home and I did the.

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<v Speaker 1>Old set, choked off on the couch, went sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's minus the jerk off.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a shame.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'm just going to rest my eyes

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<v Speaker 2>for one second, and then I fell asleep. Woke up

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<v Speaker 2>at three point thirty and I was like, fuck, had

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<v Speaker 2>a quick shower because I was feeling and then I

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<v Speaker 2>lay in bed, and then I was about to go

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<v Speaker 2>to sleep, and then I just had this reoccurring thought,

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<v Speaker 2>how the fuck did we lose the Grand Final? And

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<v Speaker 2>I lay in bed for like two hours, just like

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<v Speaker 2>we were three tries up.

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<v Speaker 1>How And the thing is, I said, Ezra Man will

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<v Speaker 1>win this game, and he scores a hat trick. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I fucking call that. And then King Cleary just came

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<v Speaker 1>and wipe the floor with it.

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<v Speaker 2>And absolutely sucks. My poor neighbor, let's call it Barbara.

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<v Speaker 2>She hates it when I leave the lights on because

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<v Speaker 2>it goes straight into her so her bedroom right behind

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<v Speaker 2>me upstairs, lights downstairs like and sleep on the couch

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<v Speaker 2>and lights like the whole house lights on. And I

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<v Speaker 2>walked out this morning to get a coffee and she

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<v Speaker 2>was like, how good was the Panthers match last night?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Then she was like, you have a big night. Noticed

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<v Speaker 2>there was all the lights on at three a m.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, sorry, Barbara, not now.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut the fuck up. O. Can't you see I'm morning, Barbara.

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<v Speaker 2>But that is the end of the NFL season.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. And look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of glad. I'm exhausted. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>the players are feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>Although now that we're in not only with the Prime

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<v Speaker 2>Minister but with the Bristol Broncos, we're in the thick

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<v Speaker 2>of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right in the middle of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Who knows where it will be next season.

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<v Speaker 1>I tend to find when I go to these things,

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<v Speaker 1>they never invite me back, like one hit wonder I know,

0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:36.680
<v Speaker 1>I just like get too lit up. Anyway, Matthew, that's

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<v Speaker 1>enough of Grand Finals. I'm sure that people were sick

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<v Speaker 1>of it. I wanted to talk to you today about

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<v Speaker 1>disciplining your children. We do touch on this here and there.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just ask you quickly, ash before we get

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<v Speaker 2>into how you discipline your children, will you ever smacked

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<v Speaker 2>as a child.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, it's funny. I ask that because someone asked me

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<v Speaker 1>that question, and I think I was definitely threatened to

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<v Speaker 1>be smacked, but I don't recall. Oh no, yeah I

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<v Speaker 1>was smacked. Yeah, now I think about it. We were talking

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<v Speaker 1>about this yesterday. Yeah, that's right. Jimmy was asking this question,

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't he. Yeah, yeah, the third doting dad now because

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<v Speaker 1>I was, you're a wooden spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>I was a wooden spoon, and my poor mother nowadays

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<v Speaker 2>we're like, do you remember you used to hit us

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<v Speaker 2>with a wooden spoon?

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like did I just suppressed that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm like, I have a memory of you breaking

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<v Speaker 2>a wooden.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder how many people he's the kids one on.

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<v Speaker 1>How many people now have realized that they were hit

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<v Speaker 1>as kids and sued their parents now as adults.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do it, Ellie Johnson, if you had any money.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I was a wooden spoon kid too. But

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<v Speaker 1>I was saying yesterday, once I hit the wooden spoon

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<v Speaker 1>and Mum comes out with a hard plastic spoon, not

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<v Speaker 1>one of those flimsy came up. Like I'm talking like

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<v Speaker 1>hard fucking plastic and that thing thing fucking hurt Stills.

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<v Speaker 2>But we turned out fine. But obviously nowadays he's that

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<v Speaker 2>type of behavior you can't do that no longer warranted.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not warranted. It's kind of like illegal. Sorry, it's illegal.

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<v Speaker 2>So how do you dis if you can't take to

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<v Speaker 2>them with a kitchen utensil? How do you discipline your children?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually just hit him with the car? No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously not half for those listening, two different ways. Because

0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:33.840
<v Speaker 1>I've got a boy or girl, discipline is different. So

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<v Speaker 1>with Oscar there's a lot of like goad your room

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<v Speaker 1>or like he's also older, but Macy coming up, young,

0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:43.680
<v Speaker 1>Macy coming up. We haven't quite figured out what works

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<v Speaker 1>best in terms of.

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<v Speaker 2>Because she's super cheap, like her personality type.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's super cheeky.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, asking you like you take his toys?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he hates it. I'll be like, look, I'm taking

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<v Speaker 1>this monster track and I'll hide it. I said, when

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<v Speaker 1>you are good enough, you'll get it back. If he's really,

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<v Speaker 1>really bad, it's straight to the bin. I one time

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<v Speaker 1>we were upstairs and there's a balcony off our bedroom

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<v Speaker 1>and he was just being an absolute turd. So I

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<v Speaker 1>just took the car out of his hand and fucking

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<v Speaker 1>launched it out the balcony door onto the road, hit

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<v Speaker 1>by car. Done. It's like, it's just like something out

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<v Speaker 1>of the movie. It was great, She's like a hot

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<v Speaker 1>was car see you later, And it was like, how

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<v Speaker 1>do you react to that? I'll meltdown. But he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>act like that again. But I know that was the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong thing to do because I was like, that was fucked.

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<v Speaker 2>In the heat of the moment of the moment, it

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<v Speaker 2>was just sometimes your emotions get the better of you.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, Usually what works with him is, oh, so

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't stop or whatever, you do that again,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to take the current toy that's the favorite,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you'll have to earn it back. Usually works,

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes you thinks I'm bluffing and so

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to go on the bin or I pretended

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<v Speaker 1>to go in the bin. But with Macy, we haven't

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<v Speaker 1>quite worked it out yet because she's at that age

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<v Speaker 1>where she can't fully talk. She can say words here

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<v Speaker 1>or there. She understands things like do you want this,

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<v Speaker 1>and she'd be like yeah, yeah, but she doesn't understand

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<v Speaker 1>the no, don't do that and She's so cheeky with Oscar,

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<v Speaker 1>Like she'll walk up and like pick up something and

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<v Speaker 1>run away with it.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a little sign assassine. Whenever I see her, She's

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<v Speaker 2>so sweet and innocent, and then I'm like, where the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck are my car keys? And I look out the

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<v Speaker 2>window and she's just driving and she's like.

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<v Speaker 1>See a bitch. We've tried a couple, Like, obviously if

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<v Speaker 1>I get a stern voice. She didn't take it seriously.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't know that that's what that means.

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<v Speaker 2>Lola is a bit like that. Laura tries to say,

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<v Speaker 2>do not do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Lola starts yeah, literally, yeah, Maysy, you'll smile back at me.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's infuriating. But we did try something which look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to say it worked or it didn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't backfire either. It was just it was too

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<v Speaker 1>cute that we just started laughing. So we did it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're like, let's try the naughty corner.

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<v Speaker 2>What did she do to warrant the naughty corner?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? She hit Oscar with a content She had a container,

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<v Speaker 1>sorry Oscar, and he was down on the ground with

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<v Speaker 1>his monster truckt and she just went bop on the

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<v Speaker 1>top of the head, like yeah, yeah, it made an

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<v Speaker 1>annoy and she knew it. She was like, she's smiling. Bag.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, right, I'm gonna try this in the corner,

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<v Speaker 1>naughty corner.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's the nordy corner.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like where the dog bowl is. Anyway, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>show you this video because it is like the cutest.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't start like, I was like, fuck, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to film this. Don't turn around. You stand there and

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<v Speaker 1>think about what you've done, and Oscars just love.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like this is awesome. It's not me for once.

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<v Speaker 1>But she a couple of times, I'm like, off to

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<v Speaker 1>the naughty on it, and she'll take herself to the

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<v Speaker 1>nooid on it, and but she'll be like, keep looking

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<v Speaker 1>back at me.

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<v Speaker 2>How long is she going to stay there? For? Not long?

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<v Speaker 1>And then that's the day. But she went for two reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>One reason was that time when she's hit Oscar and

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you say sorry to Oscar. She'll walk up

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<v Speaker 1>and like Patty in my that's super cute as well,

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<v Speaker 1>And again I'm like, I can't take this seriously. And

0:18:10.440 --> 0:18:12.800
<v Speaker 1>then one time she did something else. What did she do?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember, but it wasn't to anyone, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was just naughty behavior. And she did it and then

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<v Speaker 1>she did it again, and I was like, off to

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<v Speaker 1>the naughty corner, silly me. I say sorry, but thinking

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<v Speaker 1>that she knew what that meant. Like I could say

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<v Speaker 1>that to Oscar and he would say sorry, sorry, and

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<v Speaker 1>he just walks up to Oscar, who's got nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>do with it, and starts patting him.

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<v Speaker 2>On the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, So that's the approach I've taken for now, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll keep you updated. But it was just like I

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<v Speaker 1>could not talk about it's so cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what they do with daycare? Which kind

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<v Speaker 2>of works with Marley Lola, like similar scenario. She's too

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<v Speaker 2>young to understand what any of this means. But Marley's

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<v Speaker 2>so emotional, like she like she's such a it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just comes out of him, right, Yeah, but she also.

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<v Speaker 2>Like hates to disappoint mom and dad, like mum and

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<v Speaker 2>dad upset, and so we do this thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder who's set that standard. Matthew, don't disappoint me.

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<v Speaker 2>But if we say to her, what you're doing right now,

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<v Speaker 2>it empties my cup, empty my bucket. It's empty my bucket.

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<v Speaker 1>To manipulate this child, and it's pretty red.

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<v Speaker 2>She understands, she gets that. But the other end of

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<v Speaker 2>the spectrum, if she does something really good, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>you're feeling my cup or you're feeling my bucket one

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<v Speaker 2>of the other. And she sometimes I'm like, my cup

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<v Speaker 2>is full, and I fucking laugh that. And then when

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<v Speaker 2>I so she's misbehaving and she's like in that little

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<v Speaker 2>like she's wild and hysterical and won't get it. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>trying to get a dress, and I'm just like, you're

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<v Speaker 2>emptying my cup right now, and it stops her in

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<v Speaker 2>the track.

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<v Speaker 1>It's such like a first child things who I've noticed

0:19:50.400 --> 0:19:53.760
<v Speaker 1>that like everyone talks about with your first child, because

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<v Speaker 1>now you've got a second child, you've got to refill

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<v Speaker 1>the first child's cup one way or another. Right when

0:19:59.720 --> 0:20:02.840
<v Speaker 1>we had Macy and we did in the hospital had

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<v Speaker 1>like a little program still there and they talk about

0:20:07.119 --> 0:20:09.600
<v Speaker 1>just fill that cup. However they needed to be filled,

0:20:09.640 --> 0:20:11.679
<v Speaker 1>even if you give them a cuddle and just do

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<v Speaker 1>not let them go until they're like at a point

0:20:13.800 --> 0:20:16.040
<v Speaker 1>where they're like like trying to get out. It's like

0:20:16.400 --> 0:20:19.919
<v Speaker 1>you've shown them that you have the time for them. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's crazy, like I suppose like can you have

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<v Speaker 1>picked up on that?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, I don't know how to parents, so

0:20:25.960 --> 0:20:28.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what are you guys up to? You guys

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<v Speaker 2>do it quick question on daycare? Whenever I pick up

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<v Speaker 2>the girls, they always kind of throw out the like

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<v Speaker 2>Lola had a really good day?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah? Did they really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I'm like, ah, like has she ever had a

0:20:42.200 --> 0:20:44.600
<v Speaker 2>bad day? They only like only if she's like on

0:20:44.680 --> 0:20:47.000
<v Speaker 2>the brink of death with illness. How they been like, oh,

0:20:47.080 --> 0:20:49.680
<v Speaker 2>she was a bit quiet. But every day they're like, shit,

0:20:49.720 --> 0:20:50.240
<v Speaker 2>a great day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah. I think it's part of the training.

0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:55.520
<v Speaker 2>It's just like they have to say that, right yeah.

0:20:55.359 --> 0:20:57.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean they still want you to pay money

0:20:57.800 --> 0:21:00.440
<v Speaker 1>for them to go. They view every day they're like, look,

0:21:00.560 --> 0:21:06.320
<v Speaker 1>not a great day, just we just went. It was

0:21:06.359 --> 0:21:07.920
<v Speaker 1>like when Oscar was sick and he was just laying

0:21:07.920 --> 0:21:10.639
<v Speaker 1>around everywhere, like the teacher there was like he was

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<v Speaker 1>off today, He's not usually.

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<v Speaker 2>Like but then she's like, but he had a great day.

0:21:14.800 --> 0:21:18.440
<v Speaker 1>But he had a great day? Did he did? He

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<v Speaker 1>he was at home all day?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Ash, do you remember last week's episode?

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<v Speaker 1>We don't recall is the one where I just was asking,

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<v Speaker 1>is fucking people had to listen to me panting into

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<v Speaker 1>the microphone.

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<v Speaker 2>I've forgotten what an episode sounds like. Well, we're not

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<v Speaker 2>sounding like this?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? Is it that we're working too hard, we're

0:21:38.160 --> 0:21:41.280
<v Speaker 1>working too hard, we're parenting too hard, we're parenting too hard,

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<v Speaker 1>that our wives are listening.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm exhausted, give us a very very tired. But one

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<v Speaker 2>of the listening questions was how can you tell if

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<v Speaker 2>someone is going to be a good day?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And we joked and we said that the great.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had a couple more submissions because you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know for sure, but I'm assuming we may have

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<v Speaker 2>a few listeners being female who you know, thinking about

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<v Speaker 2>potentially starting a family with their partner.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe are we going to provide some help?

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm trying to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to rattle these off me? I've got

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<v Speaker 1>a couple them off to me and I want to

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<v Speaker 1>react to them. Is that cool? Please? So? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>get much?

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<v Speaker 2>Tons? I love that, Tons.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so funny that the way that we wrap

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<v Speaker 1>that around getting your cars such a general maintenance thing

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<v Speaker 1>to do with something that you'd spend all this month.

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<v Speaker 2>Because the obvious one, right is, you know if he's caring.

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<v Speaker 2>If he's caring, you see what he's like with other kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously that's a great.

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<v Speaker 1>Walking around playgrounds beating kids up, or.

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<v Speaker 2>Like going to playgrounds and trying to play with kids

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<v Speaker 2>that aren't.

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<v Speaker 1>His that's the bar is very low.

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<v Speaker 2>The bar is extremely low.

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<v Speaker 1>And we didn't set the bar the boomers, the boom.

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<v Speaker 2>Blame the boomers. But these days, like if he's not

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<v Speaker 2>let's say, if there's no other family members, you have

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<v Speaker 2>young kids, you're not seeing him interact with any other kids,

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<v Speaker 2>and you think, gosh, what can I look out for

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<v Speaker 2>that is going to show me that he's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be a great parent. We have some signs, so people take.

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<v Speaker 1>Note on me.

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<v Speaker 2>Number one, this is how to tell us someone is

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<v Speaker 2>going to be a good dad. He packs his own

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<v Speaker 2>lunch for work, something that I used to do back

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<v Speaker 2>in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>So much care little lunch bag. So true, because you

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<v Speaker 1>could could I would just be like, I'll just kiss

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<v Speaker 1>something when i'm there. But packing your kids lunch is

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<v Speaker 1>one thing, But then packing your own lunch as a

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<v Speaker 1>fully grown man.

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<v Speaker 2>If he's bringing like a little snack and a ham

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<v Speaker 2>sandwich fucking get pregnant right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he an apprentice?

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<v Speaker 2>Like? What the heck's going on here?

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<v Speaker 1>But that's good?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, he's another one if he has undies that

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<v Speaker 2>haven't totally fallen apart and have holes in it, which

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<v Speaker 2>again bar is very low. If he wears clothing that

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<v Speaker 2>is not half destroyed.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it about. It's just such a basic hygiene

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<v Speaker 1>to just replace your underpants. But like as man like

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<v Speaker 1>April will replace her underplant underplants underpants regularly. April's like,

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<v Speaker 1>are you still wearing these? And they're like a big

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<v Speaker 1>fucking hole and scratched my arse off. Look, if the

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<v Speaker 1>guy can buy a new underpants, he's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>an excellent dad.

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<v Speaker 2>If he doesn't piss all over the toilet seat, also

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<v Speaker 2>a great sign.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got good aim then too.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean not to judge those who have extended

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<v Speaker 2>four skins.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, yes, six skins. That is how six skins

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<v Speaker 1>brothers out there? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And okay, this one, this one I'm not sure about.

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<v Speaker 2>But she submitted it and she said, this is how

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<v Speaker 2>I can tell. She says, if he lets you eat

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<v Speaker 2>off his plate. Oh yeah, like, I guess sharing food

0:24:52.560 --> 0:24:54.800
<v Speaker 2>I guess maybe because that's like a generous.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you don't want to be like she goes

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<v Speaker 1>to get something off your plate.

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<v Speaker 2>And like, ah, I'm a bit like I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a bit like Bay, get your own.

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<v Speaker 1>But also like if she's like, can I have a bed?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, okay, so we are like molding together.

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<v Speaker 2>What great dads look like pre kids?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so between us we could be one good dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, I mean I've not taken all the boxes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, boys, all get together and become become one good dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Every week we'll drip feed some of these. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>there's many many things.

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<v Speaker 1>Out basic, just basic stuff. I love that. Should we

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<v Speaker 1>do ordinary parents? We decided every repair ordinary repair.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't know what we do. We don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>we're doing because we'repair.

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew Budget Smoker's most Ordinary parent. These were people write

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<v Speaker 1>in and tell us their most ordinary parenting moment, and

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<v Speaker 1>they win two hundred dollars worth of Budget Mugger product.

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<v Speaker 2>You think you've got the winner in the bag, I've

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<v Speaker 2>got one, which I think is not. It's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be a close race to who gets the vouch.

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<v Speaker 1>Should we just do I'll just say the one that

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<v Speaker 1>I think is the winner, and.

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<v Speaker 2>As you know, start with the one that's not the

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<v Speaker 2>winner but still very strong and good enough to be

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<v Speaker 2>on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so we'll start with this first one from Jessica,

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<v Speaker 1>who emailed in on two two d D at outlook

0:26:28.359 --> 0:26:32.399
<v Speaker 1>dot com dot au get him in. She says, because

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<v Speaker 1>we winged about the kid's artwork, that we get what

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<v Speaker 1>she does is and actually this is not ordinary, this genius.

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<v Speaker 1>When she gets all this artwork, what she does she

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<v Speaker 1>uses it as gift wrapping and sends them back out.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's sending them off to some other parents to

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<v Speaker 1>do with this shit artwork.

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<v Speaker 2>She's offloading it. Yeah, and offloading.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, Look, it's not ordinary, it's also very good.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it. I think Marley and Lola or Marley

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<v Speaker 2>in particular.

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<v Speaker 1>Would lose it if you started if we like because.

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<v Speaker 2>She's always like, where is that rabbit that I drew

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<v Speaker 2>three months ago? And I'm like, I don't know, and

0:27:05.200 --> 0:27:07.439
<v Speaker 2>she's like, I wanted to go to bed tonight. So

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm using that as wrapping paper, I reckon she

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<v Speaker 2>might flip out.

0:27:09.960 --> 0:27:11.760
<v Speaker 1>I tried to put some of his drawings in the

0:27:11.760 --> 0:27:14.920
<v Speaker 1>bath with him, and I'm like, what did you think?

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>I love that kid. Okay, but do you got this

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<v Speaker 1>is what you think? Is one that's gone through.

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<v Speaker 2>This one's from Courtney And she says, straight off the bat,

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<v Speaker 2>no judgment, please please? Yeah, okay, okay, she says. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>my sister, who is twelve years younger than she is,

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<v Speaker 2>she was fostered by her family and so she's basically

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<v Speaker 2>because of the age difference, she's basically a third parent.

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<v Speaker 2>And they went to the Disability Expo a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>years ago. And at that time Courtney was studying and

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<v Speaker 2>she was quite poor. Now, being quite poor, one thing

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<v Speaker 2>that she couldn't afford it was tough for her was stationary.

0:27:59.280 --> 0:28:02.040
<v Speaker 2>So what she would and her sister was on board.

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<v Speaker 2>She was in a wheelchair. She would send her up

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<v Speaker 2>at the Disability Expo to every stall and she would

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<v Speaker 2>collect pens and paper. She does it every year now

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<v Speaker 2>with her sister. Last year she got one hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>thirty pence.

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<v Speaker 1>Think of the savings. What do you do with all

0:28:21.440 --> 0:28:24.120
<v Speaker 1>those people? You don't need one hundred and thirty pens?

0:28:24.240 --> 0:28:26.560
<v Speaker 2>What do you she says? Am I a bad person?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Court absolutely far from it. Savvy that is, and

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<v Speaker 1>look think of the savings. That is good, very clever,

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<v Speaker 1>very clever. Okay, I thought these both so far, both

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<v Speaker 1>of the two that we've rattled off have been genius parenting.

0:28:44.480 --> 0:28:46.880
<v Speaker 2>If you ask me, I think if more people were

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<v Speaker 2>more savvy, Australia would be a better place.

0:28:49.960 --> 0:28:52.920
<v Speaker 1>It would be. Yeah, totally. But I've got one which

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<v Speaker 1>I think is the winner, which is from Page. So

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<v Speaker 1>Page goes on to tell us that she just went

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<v Speaker 1>out to run some errands and left two kids at

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<v Speaker 1>home with dad. Eight, five and seven. Okay, harmless, Okay,

0:29:07.400 --> 0:29:09.520
<v Speaker 1>She's gone out run some errands and she's come back

0:29:09.720 --> 0:29:13.000
<v Speaker 1>and said to her husband, where are the kids. He's like, oh,

0:29:13.040 --> 0:29:15.920
<v Speaker 1>they're just watching a movie. So she's gone and after.

0:29:15.760 --> 0:29:18.959
<v Speaker 2>The kids are seeing Move On Disney Molana maybe Elsa,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah you think.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's walked into them watching Sausage Party and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if you're familiar, Matthew, but they were watching

0:29:25.320 --> 0:29:32.920
<v Speaker 1>the Orgie sex scene where various different foods essentially fuck

0:29:33.000 --> 0:29:40.600
<v Speaker 1>each other. And because it is animated, they've obviously kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Brilliant, brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>That's our winner this week for sure.

0:29:44.440 --> 0:29:47.760
<v Speaker 2>That is Hey, sex education and it's entertaining.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that's great, So Paige, we'll get in touch. Congratulations,

0:29:51.760 --> 0:29:53.840
<v Speaker 1>and I don't think Courtney needs any help.

0:29:53.880 --> 0:29:56.480
<v Speaker 2>She's got one hundred and thirty pens right now pocket

0:29:56.720 --> 0:29:57.520
<v Speaker 2>and the thing is well.

0:29:57.600 --> 0:29:59.360
<v Speaker 1>She also said at the back endo that email that

0:29:59.400 --> 0:30:02.480
<v Speaker 1>she's got we just got video evidence. But whether we

0:30:02.520 --> 0:30:05.200
<v Speaker 1>want that or not, I don't know. I don't want

0:30:05.240 --> 0:30:06.960
<v Speaker 1>to watch this watching porn.

0:30:07.040 --> 0:30:09.560
<v Speaker 2>This is a PG rated podcast. We can't be putting

0:30:09.560 --> 0:30:11.800
<v Speaker 2>out that type of content. So what was her name?

0:30:11.920 --> 0:30:12.760
<v Speaker 1>Her name is Page?

0:30:12.840 --> 0:30:15.840
<v Speaker 2>Paige. Congratulations, you've got tred bucks worth a budge smuggler gear.

0:30:16.120 --> 0:30:18.920
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and guys get them in in the DMS sent

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<v Speaker 1>us an email. We've got a few more left over

0:30:21.120 --> 0:30:24.240
<v Speaker 1>the course of this year to give away. But Matthew,

0:30:24.280 --> 0:30:25.200
<v Speaker 1>should we do some questions?

0:30:25.280 --> 0:30:27.320
<v Speaker 2>Let's end on a couple of questions, please.

0:30:27.080 --> 0:30:28.200
<v Speaker 1>Ask run out of steam.

0:30:28.560 --> 0:30:32.360
<v Speaker 2>We've done well well to push on through.

0:30:32.200 --> 0:30:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Persevere through my tonsils. I reckon, I needs.

0:30:35.160 --> 0:30:37.000
<v Speaker 2>I reckon you've got tons of lightists?

0:30:37.800 --> 0:30:39.200
<v Speaker 1>No, I just need them out?

0:30:39.320 --> 0:30:41.200
<v Speaker 2>But that would would that mean you have tons don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a doctor, well neither am I, but I'm

0:30:43.360 --> 0:30:44.000
<v Speaker 2>just putting.

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<v Speaker 1>Ash yes.

0:30:47.320 --> 0:30:49.479
<v Speaker 2>Every week we invite the good listeners of this country

0:30:49.520 --> 0:30:52.440
<v Speaker 2>to ask us any question they like, and we pick

0:30:52.480 --> 0:30:55.040
<v Speaker 2>out two of the best. Obviously, we're not answering in

0:30:55.080 --> 0:30:57.520
<v Speaker 2>the hope that we give any advice. This is purely

0:30:57.600 --> 0:31:02.240
<v Speaker 2>for entertainment purposes. But the first question is and it's

0:31:02.320 --> 0:31:05.800
<v Speaker 2>very fitting that this one is targeted towards you. This

0:31:05.920 --> 0:31:10.080
<v Speaker 2>poor mum has written in very confused, and she says,

0:31:10.640 --> 0:31:15.560
<v Speaker 2>why does my husband's poop take so long his time

0:31:15.560 --> 0:31:18.760
<v Speaker 2>when the toilet has significantly increased after we have had

0:31:18.760 --> 0:31:20.240
<v Speaker 2>a baby. Please explain.

0:31:20.400 --> 0:31:22.680
<v Speaker 1>This is how it works. I'm going to tell you

0:31:22.720 --> 0:31:25.840
<v Speaker 1>how it works, so that in the course of a

0:31:25.880 --> 0:31:29.760
<v Speaker 1>whole day, Matthew, there is the amount of time parenting

0:31:30.080 --> 0:31:33.120
<v Speaker 1>in that day. The more time you spend on the toilet,

0:31:33.520 --> 0:31:38.640
<v Speaker 1>that time significantly reduces. Yes, So if you're like, I'm

0:31:38.680 --> 0:31:42.400
<v Speaker 1>going to do a shit, you just bought yourself thirty

0:31:42.440 --> 0:31:44.240
<v Speaker 1>minutes of me time.

0:31:44.120 --> 0:31:47.640
<v Speaker 2>Because it's the one activity that and I guess showering

0:31:48.200 --> 0:31:52.479
<v Speaker 2>are the only situations where you completely remove yourself from

0:31:52.560 --> 0:31:54.520
<v Speaker 2>any responsibility of parenting.

0:31:54.600 --> 0:31:57.120
<v Speaker 1>And I locked the door too, apels not a locker,

0:31:57.280 --> 0:31:59.680
<v Speaker 1>so would you look the doorf because of the kids

0:31:59.680 --> 0:32:01.800
<v Speaker 1>coming in. Yeah, OUs, you can reach the door handle,

0:32:02.120 --> 0:32:03.880
<v Speaker 1>lock it. If she wants to take a shit for

0:32:03.880 --> 0:32:05.440
<v Speaker 1>thirty minutes. Couldn't care less.

0:32:05.360 --> 0:32:09.240
<v Speaker 2>Because I actually think dads are very good at being

0:32:09.760 --> 0:32:13.360
<v Speaker 2>lazy or efficient in their parenting. Any mum's out there,

0:32:13.680 --> 0:32:16.520
<v Speaker 2>I encourage you to take longer shits.

0:32:16.880 --> 0:32:17.440
<v Speaker 1>Take them.

0:32:17.680 --> 0:32:23.360
<v Speaker 2>I think, like for their monthly poo, take as much

0:32:23.440 --> 0:32:27.800
<v Speaker 2>time as you want. Yesterday, to Laura, I'm like fucking

0:32:28.000 --> 0:32:31.280
<v Speaker 2>strap on in, get a glass of water, get a pillow,

0:32:32.040 --> 0:32:36.000
<v Speaker 2>take as long as you want it. Yeah, a judger.

0:32:36.240 --> 0:32:38.560
<v Speaker 1>I thought yesterday that I called it wele doing a

0:32:38.600 --> 0:32:41.160
<v Speaker 1>shit with the door open, but she was doing a Wii.

0:32:41.200 --> 0:32:42.800
<v Speaker 1>But the thing is, she was doing a Wii and

0:32:42.840 --> 0:32:44.480
<v Speaker 1>it's right next to the bath, and she'd pulled the

0:32:44.480 --> 0:32:46.920
<v Speaker 1>plug in the bath and the plug was making that sound.

0:32:48.080 --> 0:32:52.320
<v Speaker 1>And I've walked past. That's my girl, Get a babe.

0:32:52.520 --> 0:32:57.040
<v Speaker 2>Laura does it all the time. Laura does it, and

0:32:57.040 --> 0:32:59.400
<v Speaker 2>the Wiize just turned into poos and then she's already

0:32:59.440 --> 0:33:01.320
<v Speaker 2>like sat down the toilet seeds so she can't get up.

0:33:01.320 --> 0:33:04.760
<v Speaker 1>They're actually efficient, just like shitting and piece at the

0:33:04.800 --> 0:33:05.200
<v Speaker 1>same time.

0:33:05.400 --> 0:33:07.720
<v Speaker 2>So men do it because we're lazy we're just.

0:33:07.640 --> 0:33:09.280
<v Speaker 1>Trying to reduce the amount of parenting we.

0:33:09.240 --> 0:33:11.320
<v Speaker 2>Have to do that. And sometimes I don't have any

0:33:11.320 --> 0:33:13.320
<v Speaker 2>intention of being on the toilet for twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>It just happened, just doom scrolling.

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<v Speaker 2>Once I get into that scroll.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably why I've got hemorrhoids. That explains a lot I

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<v Speaker 1>think I do. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me show me afterwards.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a quick peep.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, last question. Last question is because today is a

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<v Speaker 2>public holiday, so we've got a lovely babysitter, Charlotte. He's

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<v Speaker 2>got the kids and they've just come home like scratching

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<v Speaker 2>on the front door.

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew. Similar topic. I suppose how many times does your

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<v Speaker 1>kid fast a day? Maybe not numerically, if you're counting

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<v Speaker 1>kids farts all day.

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<v Speaker 2>Girls, the girls fart quite a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I was saying that Oscar Oscar loves to drop

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<v Speaker 1>it and then look at what you're like, he's done. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I love a fluffy we call him Fluffies.

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<v Speaker 1>And Macy's just a she just farts when she's startled.

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<v Speaker 1>So like the other day she was in she was

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<v Speaker 1>actually in bed and she was just like playing with

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<v Speaker 1>a toy or something in bed and I come through

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<v Speaker 1>the door and I was like, oh, morning, and she

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<v Speaker 1>was like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it's like my mom, Yeah yeah, he's really

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<v Speaker 2>just a seventy three year old tractor toddler's body.

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<v Speaker 1>Totally. Yeah, but I look, I wouldn't know how many

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<v Speaker 1>times it but.

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<v Speaker 2>My loves it, even like this morning, I was getting

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<v Speaker 2>it ready, putting a rundies on, so I'm like, crouch

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<v Speaker 2>over and she's just like.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking down the barrel, down the barrel of the gun.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's like, enjoy that. Dad. She's like, that's pretty smelly,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>She was just like you smell, mate?

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<v Speaker 2>She they're punging.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, they're like adult shit, it's chicks.

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<v Speaker 2>But again again, once I turned into adults, women.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't fight or pooh once a month. Maybe so I've heard.

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<v Speaker 2>So I've heard. You know, you know who was the

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<v Speaker 2>gassyist in our household? Laura by Far. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>is she unbelievably post kids.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like April to actually April laugh farts. Sometimes we're

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<v Speaker 1>just like laughing up and I'm like, are you fucking serious?

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<v Speaker 2>Get out of this head. They don't Lauras don't smell

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<v Speaker 2>like Laura's are just I'm not even trying to be cute, They're.

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<v Speaker 1>Just pure just air.

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<v Speaker 2>Or is mine smell like decaying flesh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I took a shit this morning. It's smelled like

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<v Speaker 1>dog shit, so I should stop eating a dog for it.

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<v Speaker 2>But we're a household that embraces a fart. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>On that note, we need to stop talking because we've

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<v Speaker 2>got we've got nothing left, and we need to save

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit of fuel in the tank because tomorrow

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<v Speaker 2>we're chatting to Amy Gerard. Everyone like I had hundreds

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<v Speaker 2>of messages of people saying we would love to have

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<v Speaker 2>her on the podcast. Its locked around first Mum, and

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna have he wrong. We don't know when it's

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<v Speaker 2>going to drop, but maybe a couple of weeks. We

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<v Speaker 2>may have to make you guys wait for it, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's coming. But if you have we're going to do

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<v Speaker 2>Ordinary Parents next week. No, but please send him in.

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<v Speaker 1>Please send me because we're doing another one this mom,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll do Parenting Lives and then November we've got

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<v Speaker 1>to heap ordinary parenting stuff coming up because that coincides

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<v Speaker 1>with the ordinary rig.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah yes, yes, entries for that are they.

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<v Speaker 1>Being Yeah, yeah, it's an international issue. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, So if you're listening with an ordinary rig too

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<v Speaker 2>late next year, ordinary parent, welcome aboard.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's still still something to win.

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