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Speaker 2: Oh fucking right back at.

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Speaker 1: You falling apart. I'm still sick. I've got heartburn from

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Speaker 1: last night, and i also have a hammer woid. I reckon.

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Speaker 2: What a lucky lady April is. But you got me sick?

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Speaker 1: Fuck off? I did you got me sick? Mate? You

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Speaker 1: got everyone sick. No.

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Speaker 2: Last time we recorded, You're so breathy in the record. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we crammed into that table at your place. I hopped

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Speaker 2: in the car we finished going, it'll be a miracle

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Speaker 2: if I don't get on well from this record.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't contagious. We know.

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Speaker 2: We definitely shouldn't have fucked afterwards as well. Yeah, it

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Speaker 2: didn't help.

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Speaker 1: Thought, come he's going to do it.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to Doting Dad. I'm a very sick Mattie

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Speaker 2: Jay and I'm Ash. And this is a podcast that

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Speaker 2: is all about parenting, the.

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Speaker 1: Good, the bad, and the relatable.

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Speaker 2: And we just want to say the front end of

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Speaker 2: this episode that if you are hoping to get any

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Speaker 2: type of advice, there is absolutely none to be given whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: Zero.

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Speaker 2: And I also want to say that Ash and I

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Speaker 2: are currently nursing what some may call a small hangover.

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Speaker 1: Not me, mate, and I don't get them. I'm just sick.

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Speaker 2: You are a little like even when you blink, there's

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Speaker 2: pain and.

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Speaker 1: It's like a slow blink.

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Speaker 2: There was a football game.

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Speaker 1: There was a football game last night.

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Speaker 2: It was a Grand Final and we're recording this on

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Speaker 2: a Monday morning. So this is post graand Final and

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Speaker 2: it's a very sad day, not just because we're unwell,

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Speaker 1: Didn't get the w did They didn't when you were

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Speaker 2: And we spoke about it last week that I had

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Speaker 2: you said this, Ash.

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Speaker 1: I guarantee you I'll be there on Sunday. Yeah, you

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Speaker 2: You're like you're just a magnet. And what happened was

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Speaker 2: I got a phone call from a lovely lady who

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Speaker 2: and she said, I have two VIP tickets to the match.

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Speaker 2: Keeping in mind I already had a ticket with producer Keisha.

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Speaker 2: I did offer her the VIP tickets. She strikes again,

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Speaker 1: Cat they call me always land on my feet. Don't

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Speaker 1: know how I do it every every time. I just

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Speaker 2: You didn't even want it either, like it like obviously

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Speaker 1: No. I was like, Oh, I do the right thing,

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Speaker 1: my boys. The worst thing I could possibly do is

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Speaker 2: Do you know what it's like? Ash, It's like, imagine

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Speaker 2: How big is that nugget? Oh it's the biggest ever discovered. Anyway.

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Speaker 1: I love that we were there and they were like, oh,

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Speaker 1: Who does he play on Home and Away?

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Speaker 2: A character called Justin Morgan?

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Speaker 2: He's a fucking handsome young man.

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Speaker 2: He's holy shit, his.

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Speaker 2: I have a guess how old he forty nine, forty seven?

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Speaker 2: We might have to get him on the podcast. I

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Speaker 2: No, I'm more for it. So we had a lovely

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Speaker 1: You're very confident, very confident, and as you should have been,

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Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, Ash was looking around because anyone's seeing

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Speaker 1: Because as we were just talking about before, I've been

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Speaker 2: I look behind me and you're shaking hands with the

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Speaker 1: It was so funny because he was like talking just

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Speaker 2: And was it like did you go for a slow shake,

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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, have a.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I'm more of a bio hazard, but

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Speaker 2: And if he's sick right now, sorry bro, if he's

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Speaker 1: I just loved how everyone opened the door for him

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Speaker 1: I'll be shaking hands. Fu did he do that?

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Speaker 2: But we got really lucky because obviously we were there

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Speaker 2: was like the CEO of the prison Broncos. Like again Ashwicks, the.

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Speaker 1: Cat slithered, the snake slithered my way.

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Speaker 2: In the king Cat. And at one point, for anyone

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Speaker 2: And at that point everyone where we were sitting, everybody

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Speaker 2: But like there was a point where they were like, hey,

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Speaker 1: We might have to cancel the podcast, And just like

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Speaker 1: that it turned into a funeral. It was the box.

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Speaker 2: The box is empty except for you, me and like

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Speaker 1: And I was just eating Gormet party pies, just like

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Speaker 2: I think you had like two chicken strips, a couple

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Speaker 1: Piles, Like how can you eat at a time like this?

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Speaker 1: I was like, 's gonna eat?

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Speaker 2: Man? It was a time of morning. I'm just just

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Speaker 1: That's why I got hart. It's funny because I was like,

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Speaker 1: I was in bed last night and I must have

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Speaker 1: let out a burp in my sleep. It's stung all

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Speaker 1: these like gourmet meat piles. Actually, I feel like a

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Speaker 1: meat pie now I've said that.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. But yeah, we after the game at

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Speaker 2: mostly for you know, the met It's called a wake.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: People in attendance are like the members, a lot of staff,

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Speaker 2: and it was very very somber.

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Speaker 1: It was. It was a tough crowd. Yeah, it's like,

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Speaker 2: I was like, someone needs to break the ice here.

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Speaker 1: That's going to get up and say something? What are

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Speaker 1: you going to go on a thirty.

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Speaker 2: Hello for those of you who don't know me. I'm

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Speaker 2: Maddie Jay.

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Speaker 2: Let's do it, Ellie Johnson, if you had any money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was a wooden spoon kid too. But

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Speaker 2: But we turned out fine. But obviously nowadays he's that

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Speaker 1: It's not warranted. It's kind of like illegal. Sorry, it's illegal.

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Speaker 2: So how do you dis if you can't take to

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Speaker 1: Actually just hit him with the car? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: Because she's super cheap, like her personality type.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's super cheeky.

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Speaker 2: Okay, asking you like you take his toys?

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Speaker 1: Like she'll walk up and like pick up something and

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Speaker 1: I get a stern voice. She didn't take it seriously.

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Speaker 1: Lola starts yeah, literally, yeah, Maysy, you'll smile back at me.

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Speaker 1: Oh? She hit Oscar with a content She had a container,

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Speaker 1: It's just like where the dog bowl is. Anyway, I'll

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Speaker 1: I couldn't start like, I was like, fuck, I have

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Speaker 2: He's like this is awesome. It's not me for once.

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Speaker 1: And then that's the day. But she went for two reasons.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what they do with daycare? Which kind

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Speaker 2: But if we say to her, what you're doing right now,

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Speaker 1: It's such like a first child things who I've noticed

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they still want you to pay money

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Speaker 1: for them to go. They view every day they're like, look,

439
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Speaker 1: not a great day, just we just went. It was

440
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Speaker 1: like when Oscar was sick and he was just laying

441
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Speaker 1: around everywhere, like the teacher there was like he was

442
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Speaker 1: off today, He's not usually.

443
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Speaker 2: Like but then she's like, but he had a great day.

444
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Speaker 1: But he had a great day? Did he did? He

445
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Speaker 1: he was at home all day?

446
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Speaker 2: Hey, Ash, do you remember last week's episode?

447
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Speaker 1: We don't recall is the one where I just was asking,

448
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Speaker 1: is fucking people had to listen to me panting into

449
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Speaker 1: the microphone.

450
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Speaker 2: I've forgotten what an episode sounds like. Well, we're not

451
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Speaker 2: sounding like this?

452
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Speaker 1: Is it? Is it that we're working too hard, we're

453
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Speaker 1: working too hard, we're parenting too hard, we're parenting too hard,

454
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Speaker 1: that our wives are listening.

455
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Speaker 2: I'm exhausted, give us a very very tired. But one

456
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Speaker 2: of the listening questions was how can you tell if

457
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Speaker 2: someone is going to be a good day?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

459
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And we joked and we said that the great.

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Speaker 2: I've had a couple more submissions because you know, I

461
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Speaker 2: don't know for sure, but I'm assuming we may have

462
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Speaker 2: a few listeners being female who you know, thinking about

463
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Speaker 2: potentially starting a family with their partner.

464
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Speaker 1: Maybe are we going to provide some help?

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm trying to say.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to rattle these off me? I've got

467
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Speaker 1: a couple them off to me and I want to

468
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Speaker 1: react to them. Is that cool? Please? So? Do you

469
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Speaker 1: get much?

470
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Speaker 2: Tons? I love that, Tons.

471
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Speaker 1: It was so funny that the way that we wrap

472
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Speaker 1: that around getting your cars such a general maintenance thing

473
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Speaker 1: to do with something that you'd spend all this month.

474
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Speaker 2: Because the obvious one, right is, you know if he's caring.

475
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Speaker 2: If he's caring, you see what he's like with other kids.

476
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Speaker 2: Obviously that's a great.

477
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Speaker 1: Walking around playgrounds beating kids up, or.

478
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Speaker 2: Like going to playgrounds and trying to play with kids

479
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Speaker 2: that aren't.

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Speaker 1: His that's the bar is very low.

481
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Speaker 2: The bar is extremely low.

482
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Speaker 1: And we didn't set the bar the boomers, the boom.

483
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Speaker 2: Blame the boomers. But these days, like if he's not

484
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Speaker 2: let's say, if there's no other family members, you have

485
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Speaker 2: young kids, you're not seeing him interact with any other kids,

486
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Speaker 2: and you think, gosh, what can I look out for

487
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Speaker 2: that is going to show me that he's going to

488
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Speaker 2: be a great parent. We have some signs, so people take.

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Speaker 1: Note on me.

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Speaker 2: Number one, this is how to tell us someone is

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Speaker 2: going to be a good dad. He packs his own

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Speaker 2: lunch for work, something that I used to do back

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Speaker 2: in the day.

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Speaker 1: So much care little lunch bag. So true, because you

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Speaker 1: could could I would just be like, I'll just kiss

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Speaker 1: something when i'm there. But packing your kids lunch is

497
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Speaker 1: one thing, But then packing your own lunch as a

498
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Speaker 1: fully grown man.

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Speaker 2: If he's bringing like a little snack and a ham

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Speaker 2: sandwich fucking get pregnant right now?

501
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Speaker 1: Is he an apprentice?

502
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Speaker 2: Like? What the heck's going on here?

503
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Speaker 1: But that's good?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, he's another one if he has undies that

505
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Speaker 2: haven't totally fallen apart and have holes in it, which

506
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Speaker 2: again bar is very low. If he wears clothing that

507
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Speaker 2: is not half destroyed.

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Speaker 1: What is it about. It's just such a basic hygiene

509
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Speaker 1: to just replace your underpants. But like as man like

510
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Speaker 1: April will replace her underplant underplants underpants regularly. April's like,

511
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Speaker 1: are you still wearing these? And they're like a big

512
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Speaker 1: fucking hole and scratched my arse off. Look, if the

513
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Speaker 1: guy can buy a new underpants, he's going to be

514
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Speaker 1: an excellent dad.

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Speaker 2: If he doesn't piss all over the toilet seat, also

516
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Speaker 2: a great sign.

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Speaker 1: He's got good aim then too.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean not to judge those who have extended

519
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Speaker 2: four skins.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, six skins. That is how six skins

521
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Speaker 1: brothers out there? Yeah?

522
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Speaker 2: And okay, this one, this one I'm not sure about.

523
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Speaker 2: But she submitted it and she said, this is how

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Speaker 2: I can tell. She says, if he lets you eat

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Speaker 2: off his plate. Oh yeah, like, I guess sharing food

526
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Speaker 2: I guess maybe because that's like a generous.

527
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you don't want to be like she goes

528
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Speaker 1: to get something off your plate.

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Speaker 2: And like, ah, I'm a bit like I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm a bit like Bay, get your own.

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Speaker 1: But also like if she's like, can I have a bed?

532
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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, okay, so we are like molding together.

533
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Speaker 2: What great dads look like pre kids?

534
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Speaker 1: Okay, so between us we could be one good dad.

535
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I mean I've not taken all the boxes.

536
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Speaker 1: Yeah, boys, all get together and become become one good dad.

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Speaker 2: Every week we'll drip feed some of these. You know,

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Speaker 2: there's many many things.

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Speaker 1: Out basic, just basic stuff. I love that. Should we

540
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Speaker 1: do ordinary parents? We decided every repair ordinary repair.

541
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Speaker 2: We don't know what we do. We don't know what

542
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Speaker 2: we're doing because we'repair.

543
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Speaker 1: Matthew Budget Smoker's most Ordinary parent. These were people write

544
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Speaker 1: in and tell us their most ordinary parenting moment, and

545
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Speaker 1: they win two hundred dollars worth of Budget Mugger product.

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Speaker 2: You think you've got the winner in the bag, I've

547
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Speaker 2: got one, which I think is not. It's going to

548
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Speaker 2: be a close race to who gets the vouch.

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Speaker 1: Should we just do I'll just say the one that

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Speaker 1: I think is the winner, and.

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Speaker 2: As you know, start with the one that's not the

552
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Speaker 2: winner but still very strong and good enough to be

553
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Speaker 2: on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so we'll start with this first one from Jessica,

555
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Speaker 1: who emailed in on two two d D at outlook

556
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Speaker 1: dot com dot au get him in. She says, because

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Speaker 1: we winged about the kid's artwork, that we get what

558
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Speaker 1: she does is and actually this is not ordinary, this genius.

559
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Speaker 1: When she gets all this artwork, what she does she

560
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Speaker 1: uses it as gift wrapping and sends them back out.

561
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Speaker 1: So she's sending them off to some other parents to

562
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Speaker 1: do with this shit artwork.

563
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Speaker 2: She's offloading it. Yeah, and offloading.

564
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Speaker 1: I think, Look, it's not ordinary, it's also very good.

565
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Speaker 2: I like it. I think Marley and Lola or Marley

566
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Speaker 2: in particular.

567
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Speaker 1: Would lose it if you started if we like because.

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Speaker 2: She's always like, where is that rabbit that I drew

569
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Speaker 2: three months ago? And I'm like, I don't know, and

570
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 2: she's like, I wanted to go to bed tonight. So

571
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Speaker 2: if I'm using that as wrapping paper, I reckon she

572
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Speaker 2: might flip out.

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Speaker 1: I tried to put some of his drawings in the

574
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Speaker 1: bath with him, and I'm like, what did you think?

575
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Speaker 2: Fuck?

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Speaker 1: I love that kid. Okay, but do you got this

577
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Speaker 1: is what you think? Is one that's gone through.

578
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Speaker 2: This one's from Courtney And she says, straight off the bat,

579
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Speaker 2: no judgment, please please? Yeah, okay, okay, she says. Now,

580
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Speaker 2: my sister, who is twelve years younger than she is,

581
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Speaker 2: she was fostered by her family and so she's basically

582
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Speaker 2: because of the age difference, she's basically a third parent.

583
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Speaker 2: And they went to the Disability Expo a couple of

584
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Speaker 2: years ago. And at that time Courtney was studying and

585
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Speaker 2: she was quite poor. Now, being quite poor, one thing

586
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Speaker 2: that she couldn't afford it was tough for her was stationary.

587
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Speaker 2: So what she would and her sister was on board.

588
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Speaker 2: She was in a wheelchair. She would send her up

589
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Speaker 2: at the Disability Expo to every stall and she would

590
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Speaker 2: collect pens and paper. She does it every year now

591
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Speaker 2: with her sister. Last year she got one hundred and

592
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Speaker 2: thirty pence.

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Speaker 1: Think of the savings. What do you do with all

594
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Speaker 1: those people? You don't need one hundred and thirty pens?

595
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Speaker 2: What do you she says? Am I a bad person?

596
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 1: No? Court absolutely far from it. Savvy that is, and

597
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: look think of the savings. That is good, very clever,

598
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Speaker 1: very clever. Okay, I thought these both so far, both

599
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Speaker 1: of the two that we've rattled off have been genius parenting.

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Speaker 2: If you ask me, I think if more people were

601
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Speaker 2: more savvy, Australia would be a better place.

602
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Speaker 1: It would be. Yeah, totally. But I've got one which

603
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Speaker 1: I think is the winner, which is from Page. So

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Speaker 1: Page goes on to tell us that she just went

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Speaker 1: out to run some errands and left two kids at

606
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Speaker 1: home with dad. Eight, five and seven. Okay, harmless, Okay,

607
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 1: She's gone out run some errands and she's come back

608
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Speaker 1: and said to her husband, where are the kids. He's like, oh,

609
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: they're just watching a movie. So she's gone and after.

610
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,959
Speaker 2: The kids are seeing Move On Disney Molana maybe Elsa,

611
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 2: yeah you think.

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00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: So she's walked into them watching Sausage Party and I

613
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Speaker 1: don't know if you're familiar, Matthew, but they were watching

614
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: the Orgie sex scene where various different foods essentially fuck

615
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Speaker 1: each other. And because it is animated, they've obviously kids.

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Speaker 2: Brilliant, brilliant.

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Speaker 1: That's our winner this week for sure.

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Speaker 2: That is Hey, sex education and it's entertaining.

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Speaker 1: I know that's great, So Paige, we'll get in touch. Congratulations,

620
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Speaker 1: and I don't think Courtney needs any help.

621
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Speaker 2: She's got one hundred and thirty pens right now pocket

622
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Speaker 2: and the thing is well.

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Speaker 1: She also said at the back endo that email that

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Speaker 1: she's got we just got video evidence. But whether we

625
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: want that or not, I don't know. I don't want

626
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: to watch this watching porn.

627
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Speaker 2: This is a PG rated podcast. We can't be putting

628
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Speaker 2: out that type of content. So what was her name?

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Speaker 1: Her name is Page?

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Speaker 2: Paige. Congratulations, you've got tred bucks worth a budge smuggler gear.

631
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Speaker 1: Yes, and guys get them in in the DMS sent

632
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Speaker 1: us an email. We've got a few more left over

633
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Speaker 1: the course of this year to give away. But Matthew,

634
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Speaker 1: should we do some questions?

635
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Speaker 2: Let's end on a couple of questions, please.

636
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Speaker 1: Ask run out of steam.

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Speaker 2: We've done well well to push on through.

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Speaker 1: Persevere through my tonsils. I reckon, I needs.

639
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 2: I reckon you've got tons of lightists?

640
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: No, I just need them out?

641
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 2: But that would would that mean you have tons don't.

642
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Speaker 2: I'm not a doctor, well neither am I, but I'm

643
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Speaker 2: just putting.

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Speaker 1: Ash yes.

645
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,479
Speaker 2: Every week we invite the good listeners of this country

646
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Speaker 2: to ask us any question they like, and we pick

647
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Speaker 2: out two of the best. Obviously, we're not answering in

648
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Speaker 2: the hope that we give any advice. This is purely

649
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Speaker 2: for entertainment purposes. But the first question is and it's

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00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 2: very fitting that this one is targeted towards you. This

651
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 2: poor mum has written in very confused, and she says,

652
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 2: why does my husband's poop take so long his time

653
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 2: when the toilet has significantly increased after we have had

654
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Speaker 2: a baby. Please explain.

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Speaker 1: This is how it works. I'm going to tell you

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Speaker 1: how it works, so that in the course of a

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Speaker 1: whole day, Matthew, there is the amount of time parenting

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Speaker 1: in that day. The more time you spend on the toilet,

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Speaker 1: that time significantly reduces. Yes, So if you're like, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to do a shit, you just bought yourself thirty

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Speaker 1: minutes of me time.

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Speaker 2: Because it's the one activity that and I guess showering

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Speaker 2: are the only situations where you completely remove yourself from

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Speaker 2: any responsibility of parenting.

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Speaker 1: And I locked the door too, apels not a locker,

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Speaker 1: so would you look the doorf because of the kids

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Speaker 1: coming in. Yeah, OUs, you can reach the door handle,

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Speaker 1: lock it. If she wants to take a shit for

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Speaker 1: thirty minutes. Couldn't care less.

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Speaker 2: Because I actually think dads are very good at being

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Speaker 2: lazy or efficient in their parenting. Any mum's out there,

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Speaker 2: I encourage you to take longer shits.

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Speaker 1: Take them.

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Speaker 2: I think, like for their monthly poo, take as much

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Speaker 2: time as you want. Yesterday, to Laura, I'm like fucking

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Speaker 2: strap on in, get a glass of water, get a pillow,

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Speaker 2: take as long as you want it. Yeah, a judger.

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Speaker 1: I thought yesterday that I called it wele doing a

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Speaker 1: shit with the door open, but she was doing a Wii.

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Speaker 1: But the thing is, she was doing a Wii and

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Speaker 1: it's right next to the bath, and she'd pulled the

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Speaker 1: plug in the bath and the plug was making that sound.

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Speaker 1: And I've walked past. That's my girl, Get a babe.

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Speaker 2: Laura does it all the time. Laura does it, and

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Speaker 2: the Wiize just turned into poos and then she's already

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Speaker 2: like sat down the toilet seeds so she can't get up.

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Speaker 1: They're actually efficient, just like shitting and piece at the

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Speaker 1: same time.

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Speaker 2: So men do it because we're lazy we're just.

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Speaker 1: Trying to reduce the amount of parenting we.

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Speaker 2: Have to do that. And sometimes I don't have any

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Speaker 2: intention of being on the toilet for twenty minutes.

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Speaker 1: It just happened, just doom scrolling.

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Speaker 2: Once I get into that scroll.

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Speaker 1: Probably why I've got hemorrhoids. That explains a lot I

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Speaker 1: think I do. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Let me show me afterwards.

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Speaker 1: Have a quick peep.

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Speaker 2: Okay, last question. Last question is because today is a

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Speaker 2: public holiday, so we've got a lovely babysitter, Charlotte. He's

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Speaker 2: got the kids and they've just come home like scratching

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Speaker 2: on the front door.

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Speaker 1: Matthew. Similar topic. I suppose how many times does your

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Speaker 1: kid fast a day? Maybe not numerically, if you're counting

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Speaker 1: kids farts all day.

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Speaker 2: Girls, the girls fart quite a lot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I was saying that Oscar Oscar loves to drop

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Speaker 1: it and then look at what you're like, he's done. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's so funny.

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Speaker 2: I love a fluffy we call him Fluffies.

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Speaker 1: And Macy's just a she just farts when she's startled.

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Speaker 1: So like the other day she was in she was

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Speaker 1: actually in bed and she was just like playing with

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Speaker 1: a toy or something in bed and I come through

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Speaker 1: the door and I was like, oh, morning, and she

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Speaker 1: was like.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's like my mom, Yeah yeah, he's really

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Speaker 2: just a seventy three year old tractor toddler's body.

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Speaker 1: Totally. Yeah, but I look, I wouldn't know how many

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Speaker 1: times it but.

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Speaker 2: My loves it, even like this morning, I was getting

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Speaker 2: it ready, putting a rundies on, so I'm like, crouch

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Speaker 2: over and she's just like.

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Speaker 1: Looking down the barrel, down the barrel of the gun.

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Speaker 2: And she's like, enjoy that. Dad. She's like, that's pretty smelly,

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Speaker 2: isn't it.

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Speaker 1: She was just like you smell, mate?

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Speaker 2: She they're punging.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're like adult shit, it's chicks.

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Speaker 2: But again again, once I turned into adults, women.

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Speaker 1: Don't fight or pooh once a month. Maybe so I've heard.

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Speaker 2: So I've heard. You know, you know who was the

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Speaker 2: gassyist in our household? Laura by Far. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: is she unbelievably post kids.

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Speaker 1: She's like April to actually April laugh farts. Sometimes we're

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Speaker 1: just like laughing up and I'm like, are you fucking serious?

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Speaker 2: Get out of this head. They don't Lauras don't smell

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Speaker 2: like Laura's are just I'm not even trying to be cute, They're.

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Speaker 1: Just pure just air.

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Speaker 2: Or is mine smell like decaying flesh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I took a shit this morning. It's smelled like

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Speaker 1: dog shit, so I should stop eating a dog for it.

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Speaker 2: But we're a household that embraces a fart. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: love it.

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Speaker 1: Anyway.

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Speaker 2: On that note, we need to stop talking because we've

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Speaker 2: got we've got nothing left, and we need to save

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Speaker 2: a little bit of fuel in the tank because tomorrow

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Speaker 2: we're chatting to Amy Gerard. Everyone like I had hundreds

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Speaker 2: of messages of people saying we would love to have

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Speaker 2: her on the podcast. Its locked around first Mum, and

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Speaker 2: we're gonna have he wrong. We don't know when it's

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Speaker 2: going to drop, but maybe a couple of weeks. We

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Speaker 2: may have to make you guys wait for it, but

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Speaker 2: it's coming. But if you have we're going to do

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Speaker 2: Ordinary Parents next week. No, but please send him in.

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Speaker 1: Please send me because we're doing another one this mom,

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Speaker 1: and we'll do Parenting Lives and then November we've got

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Speaker 1: to heap ordinary parenting stuff coming up because that coincides

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Speaker 1: with the ordinary rig.

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Speaker 2: Ah yes, yes, entries for that are they.

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Speaker 1: Being Yeah, yeah, it's an international issue. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yes, So if you're listening with an ordinary rig too

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Speaker 2: late next year, ordinary parent, welcome aboard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's still still something to win.

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Speaker 2: Come on through. If you have enjoyed this episode. I'm

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Speaker 2: guessing by the sounds of our voices there's not many

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Speaker 2: of you, maybe one or two, but we would love

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Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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