WEBVTT - BACH UNCT - The hometown showdown 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:21.880 Looka Matt a cat and may mate. 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:28.480 Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Batch Uncut, 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:31.320 which is part of Life Uncut, except for it's not here, 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:35.479 and it's Maddie Jay once again. Because for some reason, 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:37.559 you guys keep saying that you think he's funny, and 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:39.559 then he has a very inflated sense of his own 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:41.360 ego and he keeps on coming back. 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:43.919 I don't get any of these compliments. They're all being 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:46.400 funneled towards you. You're hogging everything. 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:50.040 Okay, every time we do these records every week, Matt's like, 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:54.040 you hugged the Marc again. That's the fight we have. 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:55.800 You said you wouldn't bring that up on. 0:00:57.160 --> 0:00:58.880 I have a bone I want to pick with you, actually, 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:00.040 and I've been saving this. 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:01.240 He said a boner. 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:02.880 I was like, wow, I'll get a start with the 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:03.240 sexual and. 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:08.279 Should I bend over now when the podcast is finished? Bone? 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:10.280 Don't pick away? Where do you want me? 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:13.800 Okay? I want to talk to you about something that 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:17.039 you started doing every night and it's very annoying. 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:19.000 I'm sorry. I try and have sex with you once 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:23.760 in a while, all right, you don't do that every night? 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:25.800 Use me for trying to get some love and once 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:26.320 in a while. 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:29.200 Yeah, it's been a long and lonely lockdown. No, the 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:31.280 thing I want to talk to you about, and it's 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:34.080 something that I had really genuinely thought that I knew 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:36.120 all of your bad habits now. I thought that we'd 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:38.520 gone past the point where, like, you know, you leave 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:40.600 the cover doors open, your fart around the house, you 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:42.240 leave your underwear and your pants on the floor. Like 0:01:42.280 --> 0:01:43.480 we've talked about all these things. 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:45.360 Hey, tell me what you really think. 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:47.160 I want to talk about your breathing? 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:50.160 What what do you mean? 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:50.880 What do you mean? 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:51.720 So? 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:54.240 I don't know, guys, I know that there's going to 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:56.280 be some of you who are listening to theirs who 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:58.360 you're not a cuddler and maybe your partner's like a 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:02.040 real cuddler. So Matt's cuddler at nighttime and I'm less 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:03.680 of a cudlor. I still like a cuddle. Don't get 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:05.400 me wrong. I'm here for and you know every s 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:08.480 often I want to feel loved. But Matt has recently 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:13.000 started mouth breathing on me whilst he's cuddling at night time. 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:17.480 Oh, I'm so sorry. Who do I think? I am 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:21.840 trying to breathe at nighttime as I embrace my partner. 0:02:22.280 --> 0:02:25.680 I mean, I apologize that. You know, it's despicable the 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:27.320 conditions that you have to live under. 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:33.240 I know, I agree, but it's like this, And actually 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:35.919 sometimes sometimes it's like this. Sometimes it sounds like he's 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:41.560 playing tennis and he goes and I'm really sorry if 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:43.680 you have issues with ASMR, because that's going to make 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:45.320 you feel wildly uncomfortable. 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:50.359 Look, okay, I admit that has been something that's crept 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:53.079 up and is a habit that has now become quite regular. 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:55.040 You can't blame me for telling you that you should 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:56.280 stop breathing in the middle of the night. 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:58.359 What I find frustrating is that I've always been quite 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:00.160 proud of the fact that I'm a good person and 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:00.799 to sleep with. 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:06.080 Oh yeah, he's a really good ladies modest too. 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:08.480 Like I remember in the past, whenever you would wake 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:11.800 me up and say you're snoring, instantly, I would be like, no, 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:14.040 I'm not, I don't know what you're talking about. I 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:16.399 would have strict denial. 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:21.359 Wait, so what you're saying is that you gaslight me. Yeah. 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:23.079 The other thing that I do as well when I'm 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:25.600 sleeping is that I like to lay on my stomach 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:28.880 and have my elbows out to the side, so I 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:31.920 kind of rest my head on my hands. And so 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:34.079 as I get older, I now realize that my sleeping 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:36.640 habits are getting worse and worse and worse. 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:38.280 When you say that, Matt, Kay, When Matt says he 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:40.520 likes to lay with his elbows out, what he actually 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:42.280 failed to mention then is that every swarf and he 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:44.360 has a spasm and just smacks me in the head. 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:46.680 That's the other part. Also the fact that he likes 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:48.640 to breathe out of his backs on. At the same time, 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:51.000 there's a lot going on. Who Okay, I feel like 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:54.800 we've talked enough about it our bedroom antics. I'm yours specifically, I'm. 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:57.560 So sorry that you're so perfect and I'm just this 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:01.920 absolute mess of a man to be that in the heavenics. 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:04.960 I will forgive you. Thank you. I feel validated now. Anyway, 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:06.880 you come here not to listen to us five. You 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:09.800 come here to fifty percent listen to ask bicker, but 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:13.160 also to listen to us unpack what has been happening 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:15.400 on the last two episodes of The Bachelor. 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:16.120 Question. 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:18.360 Can we have a show of hands as to who 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:19.080 is still watching. 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:29.839 Anyone out there, Hello, just us And a few times 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:31.520 I've spoken to people and said, hey, are you watching 0:04:31.560 --> 0:04:34.800 the Bachelor, And the consistent answer is like, nah, not 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:35.440 right now. 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:37.360 There's been a few people who have messaged to say 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:39.320 that they haven't watched the show, but they are listening 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.120 to the recaps, and this is how they're keeping up 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:42.680 to date. So I'm glad that we can bring you 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:44.479 a bit of the information. And just so you know, 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:46.640 every single thing that we tell you on this podcast 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:49.479 is one hundred percent accurate. We don't embellish anything. 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:51.880 Nothing at all. Hey, for the record, I am enjoying 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:53.040 this season. I'm into it. 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:55.920 I am so enjoying it, and I know that that 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:58.000 seems to be going against the common thread, but I 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:00.480 also think it's because I enjoyed doing these recaps much. 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:02.320 All Right, I know that we paid out a lot, 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:05.000 but for the record, I'm really enjoying the season. 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:08.000 I am beyond invested. I can't wait for Holly to win. 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:13.400 All right, let's hit the ground running. Let's do episode thirteen. 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:14.320 It's a matin. 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:17.280 I don't know is fourteen. It can't be fourteen? Where 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:18.719 it is on uneven numbers. 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:21.920 We don't know what episode it is, but Brooks had 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:24.600 a single date sec date with Brooke. Let's go, so. 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:27.159 Brokie gets the single date on this episode. And that 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:29.200 is something we already know if you listen to the 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:32.040 last episode or the last recap, because Brookie told everyone 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:34.480 that it was happening, and once again there is no 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:35.360 date card. 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:38.880 I believe she said in the last episode, this is mine, bitchez, 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:43.120 you're all going home because I'm gonna win this motherfucking competition. 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:45.760 So they get to the top of this building in 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:48.400 the middle of the city of Sydney, so so high, 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:51.600 so very high, and they're doing a dangerous activity, which 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:53.640 is why they have to have protective gear on. 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:56.039 I didn't realize that I'd have to wear this sort 0:05:56.040 --> 0:06:00.400 of heavy harness during pilates, just. 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:01.960 In the corner setting up a sex wing. 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:06.159 Okay, so then they have to do pilates, which I mean, 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:11.120 I feel sorry for Jimmy because because pilates sucks. 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:13.839 I don't know any guys out there who enjoy doing polarates, 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:16.719 even if it's like two hundred meters above the city. 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:19.640 Okay, but you're implying that Jimmy didn't organize this date 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.200 then if you feel sorry for him, which are you 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:24.839 telling me that the Bachelor doesn't organize the dates? 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:27.360 I reckon At the start of the season, they would 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:29.400 have said, hey, Jimmy, so there's this Pilates date we'll 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:31.560 do up this building. And Jimmy's like, heyeah, we'll do 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:33.279 that next week, next week, next week. And now it's 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:35.240 a last date, and they're like, Jimmy, you have to 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:37.000 do this Pilaratees date. And he's like, oh shit. 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:40.200 And in true kinky captain form, there was a lot 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:42.200 of sexual innuendos that were at play here. 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:44.920 That's actually a good stretch. It's good for you as well. 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:47.680 Not only was there lots of sexual innuendos, there was 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.840 also lots of very audible kissing. I think if there's 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:53.120 one rule in The Bachelor, it's that you're try and 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:56.440 not make the noise with your mouth. 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:58.919 To be fair, I don't think this was Jimmy. I 0:06:58.920 --> 0:06:59.919 think this was Brooks to. 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:02.560 Hold her back. I just want to put in here 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:04.840 for everyone. If you get really triggered by listening to 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.640 people eat and they're gonna eat each other's faces, I 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:09.200 just want you to skip ahead a little while or 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:11.800 don't and really feel immersed inside their mouths. 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:15.280 But if you like ASMR, enjoy this. Turn the volume 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:26.040 right up and just enjoy every second. It's good to 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:28.120 see a bit of tongue on the batch, don't you think. 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:31.400 I remember you saying and giving advice to Locke, saying 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:33.400 that the one thing you shouldn't do is kiss with 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:36.000 an open mouth. Unfortunately for Lockie it looked like he 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:39.200 was kissing his grandma the entire time was only ever 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.880 kissed closed mouth, And then he had you to blame 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:44.800 for it. What was your tactic? I remember our single date, 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:47.120 and I remember there was a lot of side tongue, 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:49.120 and it just was like too much to look at. 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:52.360 What as if I was giving you side tongue. 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:54.080 I don't mean you were giving me side. You went 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:56.200 like licking me the side of my tongue. It was 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:58.680 the camera was on the side, and therefore the part 0:07:58.680 --> 0:07:59.960 of my tongue you could see was the so. 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:03.520 I gave you like a little like a rationed amount 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:04.160 of tongue. 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:05.559 It was just the tip. 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:06.040 It was. 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:11.880 It was just I'd always leave you wanting more. 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:14.920 Look, and here we are with the mouth breathing, so 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:17.360 Brook goes from being a top of this very high 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:20.960 mountain doing about five minutes of pilates. Did Jimmy wanting 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:23.680 to share a little bit of Melbourne with her? This 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:26.200 one's very Melbourne. It's so Melbourne. 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:28.560 So I wonder if they're gonna be locked inside Jimmy's 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:29.800 house the next two months. 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:32.120 They're only allowed out for one hour exercise to day 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:35.800 and everyone has to wear a mask. Okay, welcome to Melbourne. 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:38.520 We know that that is going to be really upsetting 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:41.000 for some Melbourne listeners. We're joking, we're in Sydney, We're 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:43.800 in the same boat now, and yeah, it sucks. It 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:44.760 sucks for everybody. 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:47.360 Okay, So they're gonna do a Melbourne themed date? Are 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:48.680 we thinking maybe trams? 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:49.120 No? 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:50.800 I'm thinking they're gonna sit outside in the rain. 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:52.959 Yeah. Oh and maybe watch AFL. 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:55.560 Oh I love AFL. What else could they do? Maybe 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:57.760 they'll get a coffee? Do you know what I reckon? 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:00.160 They're gonna get a coffee? Do you think do you 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:02.480 think Starbucks might be a sponsor of this episode? 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:02.640 Well? 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:04.160 I don't know. Let's have a listen. 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:05.800 Coffee. 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:09.800 I love coffee, coffee, coffee. I can definitely start seeing 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:12.600 where things are going, especially with you know how he's 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:13.800 going with the coffee. 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.240 I actually have nothing to add to this part of 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:18.280 the date, like nothing at all. It was such a 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:20.679 filler part of a date. And I get that they 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:23.200 needed to kind of like bring in the sponsors. I 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:25.080 know it's very important. They were running out of money. 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:26.880 We've been saying this on every other episode. They were like, 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:30.160 we just need a cash injection. Starbucks came to the rescue. 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:32.679 Now at least we're going to have a finale. They 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:35.200 couldn't get to hometowns without this part of the date. Guys, 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:37.959 but it was a bit weird, and I think everybody watching. 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:39.400 I know there was a lot of people in the 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:44.559 Facebook discussion group who were like, this is hardly subtle advertising. 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:46.719 And I think if I was Brooke, I think I'd 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:48.920 be a little bit pissed that my entire date became 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:49.960 a branded exercise. 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:52.439 For the record, Starbucks coffee very delicious. 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:55.040 It's actually really nice. This episode is brought to you 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:59.840 by Starbucks. So that part of the date ends very quickly. 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:02.960 Jimmy and Brooke, our captain Kinking and Brooke go to 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:05.600 have their intimacy time and what do you think they 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:07.440 do whilst having their intimacy time. 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:10.400 Well, they've just drunk their body weight worth in coffee, 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:13.679 so surely they couldn't have more coffee. I don't know 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:16.400 about you, but I could go another coffee. Poor Brook 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:20.400 is having heart palpitations right now. She's sweating bullets with anxiety. 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:22.360 I actually felt sorry for this is why she started 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:25.240 naddling her mouth off and she's like, oh, I've got 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:28.400 codependency issues. She's having an anxiety at Tag. The poor 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:31.040 thing just done a triple dump of Express. 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:35.560 And Jimmy's there racking up crushed coffee beans. So Brooke, 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:37.640 do you want one? Or I have one? 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:39.560 Go On, have a shot, go on, have a shot. 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:42.760 It'll feel good. Oh god. But you know what, this 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:44.520 is the time when Brook opens up and one of 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:47.280 the things I couldn't get past in this conversation. And 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:49.480 I know Brook, she's got a very sweet way that 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:52.800 she talks, but during this intimacy scene, it goes to 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:54.880 a whole other level. It's like when Osha in the 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:58.160 last episode was like loos Brook really takes on this 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:00.760 like new tone to her voice, and she's talking like 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:04.120 she's a meditation coad. She's like, I'm a relationship girl 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:07.000 and I can see him in my future and I 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:09.079 love pilates and coffee animals. 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:13.720 Do you think that she was so hyped up on 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:15.360 coffee that they had to bring it back down by 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:17.880 giving a valiant just to equal her out. 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:22.600 I don't know, but I really feel sorry for Brooke. 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:24.439 I mean, we touched on in the last episode. I 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:26.800 think that she has come back into this environment with 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:29.880 such an inflated sense of what their relationship is. And 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:33.040 I don't necessarily blame her. I think being in the 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:37.080 outside world. I think seeing what's been happening, seeing the 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:39.120 pap shots, which she brings up with Jimmy. She talks 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:41.200 about Lily's pap shots, and she really kind of puts 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:43.839 Jimmy in a situation where he has to reassure her. 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:45.840 He has to make her feel like, you know, what's 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:47.880 happening with the other girls is not as important. And 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:50.959 I do think that maybe the reason why she's feeling 0:11:50.960 --> 0:11:53.920 this level of confidence is because he has done some 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:56.480 reassuring on the outside world, maybe done a little bit 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:58.600 too much reassuring We're never gonna know. 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:02.360 We'll never know, well, like, okay, obviously, when you're dealing 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:05.000 with any type of trauma, that person who's going to 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:06.760 help you through that, you're going to build a really 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:09.160 strong connection with. And you know, we don't know if 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:12.280 Jimmy called her once or called her a hundred times. 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:14.319 We're not sure. I mean, I do think that Jimmy 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:16.800 would have been really respectful, so I'd like to think 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:19.040 that he didn't lead her down the garden path. But 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:22.040 I think it's also worth noting that the pap shots 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:24.800 that she's talking about, I mean, for anyone who hasn't 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:27.400 seen them, if you cast your memories back to the 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:30.640 single date with Lily and Jimmy, they're on the beach 0:12:30.760 --> 0:12:34.080 and she's straddling him and they're kissing, like, I don't 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:37.720 think they're that bad. Like if she was topless, I think, hey, 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:39.160 now you've got someone to answer for, Jimmy. 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:41.640 But it also wouldn't be on primetime television, that's for sure. 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:44.320 It's a damn shame, But don't I don't think he 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:47.120 really had to justify what he was doing with Lily, 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:49.520 Like they were just hugging and kissing. I think that's 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:50.720 pretty stock standard. 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:53.040 No, I agree, And I also think that, like obviously 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:55.600 Brooke really needed that reassurance. And one of the things 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:57.320 that what you just touched on when you said that 0:12:57.400 --> 0:13:00.240 maybe because she's been through this traumatic experience. She's just 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:02.800 lost her granddad, and she's made this huge sacrifice to 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:04.880 leave her family when they're in this state of mourning 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:07.400 to come and pursue this man. So she probably feels 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:09.520 like she has so much more writing on the experience 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:12.360 than what the other girls do, and she probably feels 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:15.520 like she's had that reassurance from him and in her mind, 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:17.719 And I think any of us would think this if 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:20.079 you've just had someone in your life die and then 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:22.400 the guy that you were seeing on a reality TV 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:24.720 show is like, I really want you to come back. 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:27.040 Let's assume he said that. We don't know for sure, 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:29.199 we have no idea, but if he did say that, 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:31.679 I would think he wanted me to come back because 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:32.400 it was going to be me. 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:34.040 He wants to marry me totally. 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:36.520 That would be my assumption. And of course, like we said, 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:39.640 all of these things are assumptions. But I feel sorry 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:41.920 for Brooks. I think that she went from being this sweet, 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:45.560 really endearing, like just gonna say character because obviously, like 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:47.959 she's not a character, she's a real human. But her 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:51.760 characterization on the show to coming back and being like 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:54.960 slapped with this villainous edit, And I just don't think 0:13:55.000 --> 0:13:57.280 she's villainous. I don't think that she is the stage 0:13:57.320 --> 0:13:59.440 five crazy clinger that she's been made out to be. 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:01.840 I just think that maybe she's feeling a little bit 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:02.680 damaged at the moment. 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:06.520 She's just drunk eight liters of coffee. I mean, the 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:08.800 poor girl. Anybody who drinks that much is going to 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:09.720 go a little bit crazy. 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:12.480 All right, let's get into the group a date. The 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:14.959 group date, it was another fucking weird one. 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:17.320 Let's be true. It was a little bit woo woo. 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:18.560 It was a bit woo woo. 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:20.720 Also, when I say a little bit woo woo, I 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:22.760 mean it was fucking woo woo. 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:27.720 What would you do if someone was trying to analyze 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:30.360 your personality based on your face, Like, what would be 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:31.400 your reaction to that? 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:34.040 Oh God, I'd be like, hopefully a big nose counts 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:34.600 for something. 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:37.360 Yeah, you know what they say about a big nose, buddy. 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:37.640 What's that? 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:43.200 You can smell things real? Alright, So if you missed 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:44.120 the group day, I. 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:47.560 Was so surprised you didn't go on throwing a sexual 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:48.920 innuendo right then and there? 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:51.520 What do you mean? I was, Yeah, look, I was trying, 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:54.840 who are you, Laura? You've had a highbrow, big nose, 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:57.120 big schlong. Was just a real easy one, wasn't it. 0:14:57.120 --> 0:15:00.400 It was too It was just too simple. Sure, I'm 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:05.520 better than that. I've surprised myself. All right, So this 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:07.480 group date, what they did on this group date, and 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:09.640 I want to tell you about a story that happened 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:11.280 on our group date, because you know, I like to 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:14.520 relate everything back to us. This group date, they had 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:17.960 a facial recognition expert, and what she wanted to do. 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:20.440 Her name was Marie, and what she did was she 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:23.600 would look at their faces and then try and discover 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:27.960 what characteristics they had about their personality. Now, Marie, I 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:30.640 am going to bet my hard earned money and my 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:33.880 children that she is an actress and that she actually 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:37.000 has no skills in reading people's facial expressions. 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:38.800 Is it a thing? I mean like other people. 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:41.680 It's not a university degree. Let's be real. I think 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:43.880 you can get maybe a short course in nimbon. 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:45.400 Yeah, yeah, very credible. 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:47.760 It's okay, what happened on our season and if you 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:50.040 guys can cast your memories back, if you watched our season. 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:52.880 One of our single dates, we had to sit down 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:55.360 with somebody who was a fortune teller. Is that we 0:15:55.560 --> 0:15:57.680 call them a psychic psychic. We sat down with the 0:15:57.720 --> 0:16:01.480 psychic and she talked about all the different issues or 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:03.320 things that we might face in the future, and she 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:06.000 really played into some of the insecurities that I had 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:09.560 verbalized to production and also that Matt had verbalized to production. 0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:12.440 So do you remember what her prediction was for us 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:14.760 as a couple. It wasn't good, was it? Mate? 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:16.880 It wasn't two kids living in a two better and Bondaie, 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:17.520 that's for sure. 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:19.800 I mean, isn't it great how things just turned out 0:16:19.880 --> 0:16:22.240 for the best? Bad breath, come in your waist. 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:26.880 It's feel a warm, hot air in future. So she 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:29.600 said some really negative things. And the reason why she 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:31.920 said that is because they still really wanted me to 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:34.960 open up at that point in time, and up until 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:40.600 Lockie season, I genuinely believed that she was a psychic, 0:16:40.880 --> 0:16:44.920 that they hired a psychic. Anyway, our bloody psychic ended 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:47.960 up on Lockie season. But now she'd done a new course. 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:50.840 She was a relationship expert and it was the same actress, 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:53.600 and I felt like everything I knew to be true 0:16:53.640 --> 0:16:56.480 in the world had been shook to its core. So 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:58.720 I'm going to say that I think Marie is an actress. 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:01.320 I think she has just she's got a cameo. She's 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:02.920 on there for the one episode, and we might see 0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:04.040 you're back in season nine. 0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:07.000 I really hope that our sidekick comes back for Brooks season. 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:09.280 I'm like, what's she going to be next window cleaner? 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:11.280 What do we got? She's going to be driving the 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:13.520 limos of the guy hasing girls up to see brook. 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:16.280 So with this group date, there were some very interesting 0:17:16.320 --> 0:17:19.560 things that Marie pointed out about the girls and about 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:24.439 their relationships. Because you have such a sensitive chin. So 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:27.120 the thing that's like just screaming at me is your 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:31.080 two foreheads. The last thing that anybody ever wants to 0:17:31.119 --> 0:17:33.560 hear is that their forehead is screaming at you. Hey, 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:40.640 that's the five head. Poor Ashes now wildly insecure about 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:41.680 the size of a forehead. 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:44.760 She sat down and she's like, holy shit, that is 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:48.560