WEBVTT - FULL: Rearranged Plums 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:07.000 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:09.320 Set up to Pussy's boat. 0:00:10.119 --> 0:00:12.719 He looks like a man in a dog suit. You 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:14.760 gotta be honest. It's a cat block. 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:17.880 The Christian O'Connell show. Donald one oh four point three. 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:22.720 Okay, come on in Tuesday morning. Nice and fresh out 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:25.680 there today. Oh my god, that is so cold. 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:28.159 Not as cold as yesterday. Though I had ice on 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:28.720 the windscreen. 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:29.160 Yesterday. 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:31.080 I thought it was cold. I thought it was colder. 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:31.600 This morning. 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:33.479 It's about five degrees warmer. 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:36.720 In fact, what's about zero degrees in the studio. Christian 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:40.520 insists on having the aircon. Its sub zero. So cold 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:40.880 in here. 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:42.000 It's cold of them outside. 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:44.560 Other shows have a warm and toasty and it sounds 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:47.600 like a cozy show. You need to be on the edge. Awake. 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:48.720 He the chattering. 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:52.080 Good, that's right, you're awake. You're away old people. You 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:53.800 can go to an old folks home. They're a nice 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:56.319 and hot in there. They're all snoozy. It's a bat 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:58.680 for shows with ninety year olds. This is why you're here, 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:01.480 This is why there's my job every morning is always 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:03.200 to let the dogs out and go and have a 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:05.200 little poop this morning, open that door, and they were like, 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:05.839 straight back. 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:07.720 In and just do it inside. 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:10.280 It's going to be above ten for me to dump 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:13.800 out there. Hey, talk about dogs. How is how is Presley? 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:16.600 You dog that you must lost on Friday with the 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:20.120 gastro hemorhoid interests or whatever that mysterious illness or was 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:20.920 he dropped yesterday? 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:24.120 He's so much better. It just warms the cockles of 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:27.000 my heart that each day it's more and more like 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:28.479 our own Presley. And when I. 0:01:28.440 --> 0:01:30.759 Got homes the cockles of my heart. 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:33.280 Yes, when I got home yesterday, he ran up to 0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:35.760 the door with the tail wagging, which is seriously just 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:37.880 the best thing when you get home from the day 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:40.880 and it's like, oh, Prezzy, you're feeling better. And he's 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:45.160 got a healthy appetite, no more ikey poos. So each 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:45.880 day is better. 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:47.440 And where did he sleep last night? 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:48.800 He was outside last time. 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:51.840 That's a sweet recovery, isn't it? Like I did that 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:55.200 with people come back from hospital, you sleep outside Now. 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:57.960 He only came back from the dog hospital Sunday and 0:01:57.960 --> 0:01:58.680 he's outside. 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:00.880 He prefers to be outside because he's snow. 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:04.080 Oh yeah, well, well, well they have a choice, keep 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:08.440 it all open, shut him out, locked the door. 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:12.760 From the Italian Alps, they actually sleep in the snow. 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:15.720 They are too terrible. 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:19.440 He's probably acclimatized by now to Australia. 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:22.320 No, he doesn't like the hater. He was like last 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:24.280 night he was too hot and Chris, so Chris put 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:26.079 him out and he wanted to stay out. 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:29.919 Hell the things we do for our pets, right. Uh, 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:32.600 my cat Larry was screaming this morning. That's horrible. When 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:34.000 I was trying to get him to shut up, because 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:35.760 it's like half fall in the morning and any noise 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:39.800 in a sleeping house is amplified, isn't it, because everything's 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:42.280 so quiet, so it just it pierces through it. Like 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:44.520 a half four month he's like crying and I have 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:45.799 to give him a little bit of food as well 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:48.880 at half four otherwise he just cried, start rattling my 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:51.560 daughter's bedroom door. He actually does like rat it. He 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:54.280 starts the shoulder barge and he's a big old, big 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:57.399 old cat as well. So then I worked out why 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:59.560 he was crying. A half he'd had his food, I 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:02.359 was like, what it now? I was actually doing what 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:02.840 do you want? 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:03.600 You want? 0:03:04.040 --> 0:03:05.920 And I saw that he was crying by his like 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:09.880 his poop litter tray. His owner, my seventeen year old daughter. 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:11.520 It's her job to do that. So I draw the 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:13.399 line of that you can sort own empty his litter tray. 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:16.400 She just refilled it, but she's she squished it all 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:19.080 at one end of the tray, so it's like created 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:23.720 like a shawline of like a sand dune, and he 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:26.560 likes it nice and flat. So I hated to get 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:28.919 like a cud of my hand and rake it over. 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:32.200 And I was thinking, I'm on my hands and knees right, 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:34.440 and he's looking at me, and then he's almost like 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:39.920 and walks on sizes. He looks over his shoulder as 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:41.720 he's trying to go like, can I have some privacy? Now? 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:44.920 It's already for you now, your ol highness. I think 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:47.720 this ain't no way to start the day, making the 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:50.960 cat litter with my hands today. The show has got 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:51.560 to get better. 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:54.920 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:57.480 Miss her lyrics. We had a great one yesterday with 0:03:57.560 --> 0:04:05.280 this fat man scoop it's your sodiac sign. I played 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:08.360 this three times on the way home. Yes see, I 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:11.920 haven't haven't heard it in years and years and years. 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:13.840 I forgot the bit of the end, but all Dony 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:17.560 engine engine. But yeah, I found myself singing it along. 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:20.520 I've never done this song karaoke, never heard it, and 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:24.360 I don't know fifteen to twenty years since it came out. Patsy, 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:26.640 what happened to you yesterday? Then with uber ees while 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:27.400 you were snoozing? 0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:30.080 Oh well this is while the cat's away, the mice 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:32.800 will play. I conked out last night. I was a 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:35.200 bit exhausted. I don't normally lay down late, but I 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:38.760 did it like five, and I set the alive nap. 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:42.200 Yeah, I was just so tired, like half three that nap. 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:44.720 I know, I thought that, but I thought, you know what, 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:46.520 everyone's home. Chris has got. 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:50.600 Actually been drinking one of those you know, Chris has 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:54.839 got everything much of a mess now on a Monday. 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:56.240 I don't like that at all. 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:59.480 So I set my alarm. Anyway, Chris had sneakily turned 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:01.640 it off to his sleep, which was very sweet. 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:04.279 Let you sleep or do notsitate. 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:09.359 Knock her out, I can't be bothered talking to her 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:10.000 for a few hours. 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:12.680 Well, he snuck in and turned off the alarm. Yes, 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:16.479 amazing skills. As a cat burg. I didn't quite seeing 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:17.720 me in that's subtle. 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:18.440 And you think that's sweet? 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:18.839 Yeah? 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:20.440 Well yeah, isn't it? 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:20.800 Is it? 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:21.360 Not? Am I? 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:21.720 Am? 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:24.640 I misreading that he knew what he was doing playing 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:25.240 a long game. 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:27.080 So did he then order whober eats from so? 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:27.320 No? 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:29.040 So then I've woken up and I've looked at my 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:30.720 screen to check what time it was. It was like 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:33.600 eight eighteen or something, and then on my screen thank 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:35.560 you for your Uber Eats order, And I thought, what 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:36.320 have they got? 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:37.040 You know what? 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:41.640 I slaved away all of yesterday to make this delicious lasagna. 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:44.320 I did a beautiful little Greek salad that was in 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:47.280 the in the fridge. I said, listen, she sounds. 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:48.960 Really nice and nice. I satue on a Monday with 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:49.920 a little side. 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:53.000 Sad lovely yes, And then I thought, why what's happened 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:57.480 with the lasagna? So I got up and they're like, ah, evening. 0:05:57.560 --> 0:05:59.839 I said, what what's the go with dinner? I've done 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:03.440 like lasagna and they've ordered this big curry cook up 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:05.640 curry house. 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:11.760 Don't okay? He met the Uber Eats guy out in 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:14.480 the drolly flay don't stop the car if instead of 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:17.760 started again. Just keep going around, throw it out the window. 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:21.680 I'll catch it. Go deep, go deep, Audie's creeping, take 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:25.080 your shoes off. We wait, Mama bear should come out 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:28.159 like a bear at hibernation. We're ordering about that manky 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:29.280 old dry lasanya. 0:06:30.080 --> 0:06:32.040 Well, I said, oh, yeah, we didn't much care for 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:34.680 the lasagna that you made. And do you mean to 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:37.559 say I slaved away for two hours and you ordered 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:41.400 uber eats. That's highly offensive. So they just left it 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:44.040 in the oven, hadn't even like put glad on it 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:44.680 or anything. 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:47.400 I'm with Chris on this swing. I mean fair enough. 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:49.360 You're like, you think most curry houses are shut on 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:49.880 a Monday. 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:52.480 No, not not the curry Guru. If you're after a 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:53.320 good curry in the West. 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:57.560 Curry actually called the curry Guru. Yeah, the curry Guru. 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:59.440 And I guess also, even if they're shut, you get 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:02.440 a cool from one of the new ones. And I 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:04.680 know we're shut today. Oh what's the Newman's would be. 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:08.920 There and half now Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:11.000 Yesterday we kicked this off. We're going back to it today. 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:13.680 Are part two? Trying to do the alphabet, trying to 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:17.120 tick off all the letters of the alphabet from your 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:23.720 childhood injuries that you sustained some amazing stories yesterday, Brian, 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:25.920 what do we have in yesterday? What letters of the 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:29.040 alphabet have we ticked off with the injuries from our 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:30.400 listeners from their childhoods? 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:33.920 We have ticked off A for ankle, B for BICEP, 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:40.680 C for chin, E for elbow, FIT for fingers and fibula, K. 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:43.160 For me, and T for teeth. 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:46.200 Well done. Now what I was expecting is a let's 0:07:46.240 --> 0:07:48.240 a little thing of my A for ankle is interesting, 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:49.000 but how did they. 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:52.640 Do A for ankle? Jess shattered at ankle When we. 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:55.080 Did have the information, Patsy just decided not to give 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:56.240 up most interesting bit. 0:07:58.120 --> 0:07:58.680 Down the link. 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:02.840 Yeah, sure, keep the interesting stuff out. Always great editing there. 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:05.680 This is why he's a producer. They're observing the back 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:06.280 room only. 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:07.760 Would you like the. 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:11.280 Yeah comments? 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:11.600 Yeah? 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:15.160 See for chin was when Sherry had a coke bottle 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:16.760 explode and shattered into head. 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:18.920 Oh my god, that's interesting. Why did you mention it earlier? 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:20.280 I'm playing the bart of a listener, Dave. 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:25.360 He was for elbow when Little Johnny was playing teenage 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:27.440 mutant Ninja Turtles and shattered his elbow. 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:32.960 F was someone who shutted their fingers. 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:37.079 And they go back into his hand. I'm still not 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:39.719 convinced that actually happened. I don't believe fingers can just 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:41.560 be forced back into the hat. 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:44.880 And then we also have I don't know the teeth 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:45.520 and toast story. 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:50.679 Sorry, yeah, no, no, no, that was not very good. 0:08:50.760 --> 0:08:53.160 I'm sorry. It's okay, it's it's early. It's only a 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:57.360 couple listening, just a couple of trades and some cows. Alrighty, okay, 0:08:57.840 --> 0:08:59.800 all right, some of the injuries that came in over 0:08:59.840 --> 0:09:03.800 and Bob Stevens Morning, Bobby Christian. I decided to swing 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:05.360 on a swing as high as I could and then 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:07.920 jump off like we order this kids. Well, I flow 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:11.200 off on that swing like an exercent missile, flying, flying, 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:15.600 flying straight into a washing line, then hit the ground, 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:21.320 suddenly breaking my left humorous, humorous, the humorous. 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:22.720 And it wasn't humorous. 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:26.280 It hurt. See what happens once you create. 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:29.640 I've brought this upon the show. 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:32.480 Yeah, good morning, team. This is from Ricky Dawson. When 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:34.520 I was a kid, I went to climbing on a fence, 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:37.679 lost my footing and relocated my boys. 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:40.520 Oh are we putting that under boys? 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:45.560 No p for plums Plum Damage. Great name for an 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:48.679 indie band. By the way, I needed surgery to have 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:52.640 the repositions? Good god, what I do on twist them? 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:57.079 They've got to knock you out to do that. He's 0:09:57.080 --> 0:09:59.719 getting it back, He's getting it back. Dr said I 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:02.680 may have kids again, and ended up having five kids, 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:04.720 so he lied, all right, right, let it go mate. 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:10.439 They're trying to do their best medical sights. Then with 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:13.440 those five kids, wasn't he I'll show them again and again, 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:21.360 poor missus. Rick, the wall's over now, Rick Dows, there 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:23.400 was that. Oh yes, Christian. When I was fifteen, I 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:26.040 was playing for my mum's netball team. Your position were rough? 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:28.120 Really in a netball game? O? 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:30.240 Those girls can be vicious. 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:30.320 Can they? 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:30.880 Yeah? 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:35.000 Your position were rough. Prefer to maim a charge rather 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:37.720 than loose on the blade. Stood on my left foot 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:39.360 when I was about to jump for the ball, breaking 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:42.760 my wrist in any After waiting for hours, my mum 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:50.559 said you better have broken it after all this. Jenny's 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:53.520 got assist on. Christian, tell Rio I can cross w 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:56.800 off the list. We still have one of those jungle 0:10:56.920 --> 0:10:59.360 gym playthings. Had a couple of swings in a monkey 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:02.640 bar and still am of short stature, and decided to 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:05.200 do a running leap to grab onetl a monkey bar, 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:08.240 swing off, then drop. You already see what she's missed here. 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:10.120 I did it a few. 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:13.319 Times very well. Evidently I became a bit tired and 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:15.800 on the last faithful jump I didn't quite jump high 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:18.520 enough because I missed the monkey bar, fell flat in 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:23.640 my back and winded myself. We're not putting that in w. 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:25.800 W. 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:29.040 Is nasty to win yourself, but it's not as traumatic 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:31.160 as fingers going back into the hands. 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:36.880 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:43.079 Did you get a charted injury? And can you share 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:44.720 it with us? So trying to go through the alphabet 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:47.680 for all your various injured body parts, taking off letters 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:50.679 of the alphabet, Let's go to linswe nine four one 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:59.640 four one O four three Daniel, good morning, Sorry, phones 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:06.640 are being the A four sheet jack posts this three 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:09.520 points around the room, various things to blame and drag 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:10.680 down the moon. 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:12.880 I've re said it and it's about Oh. 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:16.960 Thank you for resetting it. He tapped it twice, Daniel, 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:19.880 Here you go Christian, we got a hold of you. 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:26.280 We never leave a corner down, Daniel. What's your injured 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:27.199 body part for us? Mate? 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:30.480 Man, I'm going to go with s for skull skull. 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:33.800 We haven't had a skull crush yet. What happened? 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:39.560 Look, we were setting up jumps for for the bikes, 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:42.200 so I had at a mountain bike at that particular 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:44.200 point in time. So we got out the milk crate 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:46.040 and we went and got a bit of plyhead of 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:52.000 dad shed. And so we'd successfully made a couple of jumps, 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:55.959 and I thought we'll ramp this up a bit and 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:58.800 took a bit more of a run up, and the 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:02.400 ply managed to hold up against the milk point and 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:05.439 loved me over the front of the mountain bike and 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:07.520 into the neighbor's brick fence. 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:13.000 It's that kind of evil cane, amazing to witness. 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:17.679 So I managed to knock three bricks out of their fence. 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:23.400 Hot with your heads in my head, I'd know already. 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:26.400 Managed to drag myself across the road back to Mum 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:28.800 and Dad's house, where they just had new carpet put 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:34.360 into the house. Mum briefly stopped me at the front 0:13:34.440 --> 0:13:37.199 door and said don't come inside. You're bleeding everywhere and 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:39.320 shoveled me around the side of. 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:48.480 The house tradesmen's entrance around the back. That is shocking. 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:52.040 What happened to you? 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:52.400 All right? 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:56.440 Yeah, I probably knocked a few brain tails out. 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:02.719 Some story, Daniel, thank you very much. Give us a 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:04.880 good mate, very funny, I was. 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:05.640 You're very right. 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:08.000 Uh you run a note that I don't see anything 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:14.679 going down today. Sean coome Onning, good morning. 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:15.199 How are you? 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:18.439 Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, all right, sawny boy. What's 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:19.720 your injured body part for us? 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:22.000 The jewels? 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:26.720 The jewels, your jewels. 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:29.880 Well, I got your first kiss from a girl at 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:32.520 school when of the young fellows. So you're pretty excited, 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:37.480 and uh so decided to run away after me kiss. 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:40.720 And as I was running and I look back. 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:42.560 And just to see if she's still watching. 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:48.520 And you remember the school chairs with the concrete legs. 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:51.840 And yeah, they see about four people on them. 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:54.560 Yeah. 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:57.080 The top rail was always broken because we always walk 0:14:57.120 --> 0:14:57.520 across the. 0:14:57.520 --> 0:15:01.360 Top of them and never jump when you look back 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:04.400 to you because you got to misjudge your landing and 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:09.080 my garin went right on the end of the piece 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:12.160 of wood and being splintered splinters. 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:13.360 That's no place for us. 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:16.760 It's check for you. 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:20.200 I was impaled on the. 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:25.360 God you called him from there. Now twenty two years later, 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:27.480 I can't take you, can't price you off. 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:32.480 Yeah yeah, well uh yeah. A hard way to get 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:36.160 the girl, I guess because they're all standing around waiting 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:36.600 for the end. 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:43.640 Style that one out. Now you guys, head on, I'll 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:47.000 leave in a minute. I'm good here checking out. 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:53.040 It gets worse. 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:57.600 Well, the young fella, after a couple of stitches and 0:15:57.600 --> 0:16:01.200 a few splinters removed. He always a band aid and 0:16:01.320 --> 0:16:03.000 those elastic plastic band aids. 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:08.960 No place for a band aid. Oh, they take away 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:09.560 so much. 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:13.320 That was my. 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:21.120 Sean. Thank you very much. She call mete. No, thank you, 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:23.080 I say, this team, what is going on? 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:27.840 You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast. 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:31.920 We're after the injuries you got from when you were 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:35.920 a kid, but plottingham on our eights of your childhood injuries. 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:40.880 We need your stories, your body parts knackered, broken, desiccated. 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:46.520 Good morning, Michelle, Good morning, how are you? I'm good, Michelle, 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:48.520 Welcome to the show. What happened to you? 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:52.920 It's not me, it's my son who's now forty four, 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:54.680 that it's m for mouth. 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:57.240 O God, we happened to your son's mouth. 0:16:58.120 --> 0:17:00.960 All lots of things. He was righty, these little bike 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:03.880 out the front with all the neighborhood kids. The chain 0:17:04.040 --> 0:17:07.480 came off and he was about four career down the 0:17:07.640 --> 0:17:12.240 hill into someone's driveway that they were just getting ready 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:16.000 to back out. And the old station wagons that had 0:17:16.080 --> 0:17:20.800 a wind down windows thing on the back, passing metal 0:17:20.880 --> 0:17:25.080 thing over his handle by select his mouth into that. 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:31.560 Oh God, I was terrible. He lost all his teeth 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:39.359 in his top gun actually became completely dislaunched each second 0:17:39.480 --> 0:17:42.040 teath were exposed. It was not nice. 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:45.199 Oh, the poor little lights. 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:50.880 I know years and years and years of dental treatment 0:17:50.960 --> 0:17:52.399 that the Royal Children's to. 0:17:53.160 --> 0:17:55.639 God, I bet you could imagine the pain and the 0:17:55.680 --> 0:17:57.160 different procedures he must have had. 0:17:58.040 --> 0:18:04.560 Oh yeah, he's gum sewn back on. Then after that 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:10.080 trouble eating and all sorts of things, he had his 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:14.359 final procedure at the children's hospital when he was in 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:18.000 his early twenties, where they gave him some implants. 0:18:18.480 --> 0:18:21.000 Wow, what a story is. 0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:27.360 It's very very long time, very long time. Poor little kid. 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:31.560 He got his places when most kids were taking them off. 0:18:32.200 --> 0:18:35.960 And then he finally got his graces on off. And 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:38.840 he was walking home from a French place one night 0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:41.840 someone in the street hunched him in his mouth and 0:18:42.040 --> 0:18:43.960 disflatched his two front teeth. 0:18:45.560 --> 0:18:51.840 It's so terrible luck about his mouth, isn't he times 0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:57.800 the outcome? Tell you what, Michelle? You know his medical 0:18:57.920 --> 0:19:00.040 history so well, it's like you're reading. 0:19:03.000 --> 0:19:04.119 I know, I wait to do it. 0:19:04.920 --> 0:19:08.320 Oh, poor kid, Michelle, thank you very much your story. 0:19:08.600 --> 0:19:09.240 You're welcome. 0:19:09.480 --> 0:19:12.040 Have a good guy, and you take care Michelle by 0:19:12.160 --> 0:19:20.080 let's go to uh Daniel. Hello Daniel, Daniel, Yes, hello 0:19:20.840 --> 0:19:21.800 you all right? Daniel. 0:19:23.520 --> 0:19:26.440 Yes, I can give you a w a real one. 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:30.399 The webbing between my. 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:35.200 Toes asking this, but what happened to the webbing between 0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:36.160 your toes? Daniel? 0:19:37.240 --> 0:19:40.480 I was riding my pushbike in songs as you do 0:19:40.600 --> 0:19:43.119 as a kid, went riding around the front. 0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:47.000 Of our old video store and caught or knocked my 0:19:47.080 --> 0:19:49.840 foot on the water meter out the front, and I 0:19:49.920 --> 0:19:52.880 didn't think anything of it, kept riding and couldn't sort 0:19:52.920 --> 0:19:55.320 of work out why my song felt wet and a 0:19:55.359 --> 0:19:59.520 little sticky stick it down and realized I'd split the 0:19:59.560 --> 0:20:03.080 webbing between my second and third toe clean open, so. 0:20:04.560 --> 0:20:07.040 My mom would always film he should go mentally if 0:20:07.080 --> 0:20:12.040 I ever rode my bike with dongs, well, I got home. 0:20:12.280 --> 0:20:15.520 Well, got back from the medical center after fifteen stitches 0:20:15.600 --> 0:20:18.600 to my mum, who was a nurse when I was 0:20:18.640 --> 0:20:21.680 a kid and had also told me not to ride 0:20:21.760 --> 0:20:28.320 my bike, and got zero sympathy from. 0:20:28.200 --> 0:20:28.600