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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast Minis.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rush or just can't be

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Speaker 2: bothered listening to them blather on for half an hour.

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Speaker 1: It's time for believe it or not.

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Speaker 2: He's got some weird facts and stores.

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Speaker 1: Some of them are real and some she whizz does

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Speaker 1: this get heated? Australia.

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Speaker 3: I just speak to my psychologists about this game the

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Speaker 3: other day.

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Speaker 1: Did you really did?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Could you take it too seriously?

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Speaker 3: Because I get very angry because I get so angry.

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Speaker 1: You do get grumpy.

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Speaker 3: I get very angry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, you need to do anything because.

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Speaker 3: I feel I feel like I feel like I feel

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Speaker 3: like I'm in Europe and I'm getting thwarted by some

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Speaker 3: of those guys on the street and they're like, oh,

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Speaker 3: just follow the just follow the which which which cup

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Speaker 3: is the fifty dollars note under it? And you're sure

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Speaker 3: it's one of them, And then you look like an

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Speaker 3: idiot in front of a crowd of people.

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Speaker 1: The brilliance of the game not really brilliance the.

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Speaker 3: Brilliants at all.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Yes, you're a fraud. I am not a fraud.

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Speaker 3: The and he hit my cat and my psychologist told

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Speaker 3: me that he said, I've listened to the game. I've

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Speaker 3: listened to this segment, or listened to Woody a bit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a loser and a fraud.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, it may feel a lot better

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Speaker 3: your so.

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Speaker 1: Goldgers called me a loser and a fraud. What's his name?

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Speaker 1: Bringing him down? That's defamation. Now.

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Speaker 2: I do like to theme up, believe it or not,

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Speaker 2: just to keep a topic goal, just to.

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Speaker 1: Keep it relevant. That's that's how I sell it to

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Speaker 1: the boss.

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Speaker 2: Today we found out that the Queen Yes is lawyering up.

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Speaker 2: She is getting lawyers to take on Meghan Markle and

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Speaker 2: Harry because Harry is revealed he's releasing his memoir.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Next year during her platinum jubilee. She's gone platinum, very excited.

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Speaker 2: How many years does that?

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Speaker 1: Well, fifty forty thought that was diamond. Diamond's probably fifty

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Speaker 1: forty less than diamond. I thought she had a diamond. No,

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Speaker 1: I know we're talking about before.

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Speaker 3: I think platinum is less than diamond.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, platinum is seventy You are way off, he said,

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Speaker 2: Like she's ruled for seventy years.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Ruth planning out of things.

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Speaker 2: To call call it surely seriously. I mean they're stretching

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Speaker 2: with platinum. What else do you call it?

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Speaker 1: From there? What's what's what is platinum? Well, let's just

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Speaker 1: get anyway.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So we've talked long about the queen lawyering up

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Speaker 2: and what is platinum?

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Speaker 1: But here we go. These are just these are just

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Speaker 1: facts slash stories.

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Speaker 3: About the lives that you tell me to deceive me

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Speaker 3: carry out.

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Speaker 1: Not all is okay?

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Speaker 2: Number one, best of five, best of five. The Queen herself,

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Speaker 2: who is going platinum next year, gets woken up every

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Speaker 2: single morning by bagpipes.

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Speaker 1: Oh that suck bagpipes every single morning. That's my impression

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Speaker 1: of bagpipe. Yes, that's true. I think that's true. Hell

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Speaker 1: good stuff. Yes, Wow what a flyer?

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Speaker 3: A flyer?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 3: Jesus like Matt Shervington, o fastest man in the world.

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Speaker 3: All of a sudden, Jewels, Wow, did expect you to

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Speaker 3: get that a sudden in an area where I might

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Speaker 3: know of it or something?

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go.

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Speaker 2: There we go.

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Speaker 3: I know Britain, I know Britain. Here we go.

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Speaker 2: Talk to me.

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Speaker 1: He's talked to me. Bloody hell? That was that was

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Speaker 1: a bank of for mine? One nil? I hate this game.

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Speaker 3: But I love. It's hard to know where you stand,

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Speaker 3: doesn't it?

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Speaker 1: You know when you get a win.

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Speaker 2: Prince Charles gets his shoelacers ironed every single day. Every

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Speaker 2: day we get someone to iron shoelacers every single day?

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Speaker 1: Is that true? I don't know. I've never done it.

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Speaker 1: How do your iron your shoe? Would you iron your shoelacers?

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's true.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's possib because you have round shoelacers.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's true.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's true. That is true, My friend, Australia,

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Speaker 1: we are one all. We're gonna have to go to

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Speaker 1: a song.

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Speaker 2: This is totally wild you listening to Will doesn't know

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Speaker 2: what glad rap is.

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Speaker 1: I don't care about you.

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Speaker 3: Can carry on.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing, it's believe. Couldn't be tighter. It is one all, Australia.

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Speaker 2: We are doing Royal family facts today because the queen's

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Speaker 2: lawyering up. She wants to take on Harry and Meghan

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Speaker 2: in the courts. Totally wild stuff. He's bringing out his memoirs.

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Speaker 2: She's pissed.

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Speaker 3: We don't care. Can I give you a genuinely good,

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Speaker 3: nice little fact about the royal family before you move on. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: she's actually like quite interesting, rather than you making up

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Speaker 3: things about you know what, Charles Butters is bread with.

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Speaker 1: Iron shoes. Exactly so relevant someone.

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Speaker 3: So apparently I didn't know this, but I didn't watch

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Speaker 3: the whole Oprah interview, but I was listening to a

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Speaker 3: podcast on The Little Mermaid today and apparently Meghan Markle

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Speaker 3: said that she felt like Ariel and the Little Mermaid

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Speaker 3: because she was she wanted to marry a prince and

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Speaker 3: then a witch took her voice away.

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Speaker 1: Jeez, which is exactly what happens. Isn't that wild that

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Speaker 1: she said that.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know if she said that.

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Speaker 1: That is a pretty well fun fact. Yeah, anyway, that's

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Speaker 1: a bit grim. That was pretty grim. I like to

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Speaker 1: get my facts a light. All right, here we go

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Speaker 1: where one all?

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Speaker 2: It is best of five, so first of three?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I heard this game. I hate that.

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Speaker 3: I care.

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Speaker 1: I hate that I care, I hate that I care.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it. Come on.

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Speaker 2: The Queen Yes, has been known to cover her toes

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Speaker 2: in peanut butter Yes, and have the corgies lick it off.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that is sick.

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Speaker 3: It's sick. It's sick.

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Speaker 1: It's sick.

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Speaker 3: It stinks of a you fact. Are you trying to

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Speaker 3: butt double bluff me? Are trying to double bluff me?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever had panut butter licked off your toes?

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Speaker 1: Don't ask me questions what I'm thinking? Fair enough, I

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Speaker 1: think it's true. That's fake.

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Speaker 3: The queen doesn't mean but I understand that. I understand,

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Speaker 3: I understand how it works.

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Speaker 1: But it's a double bluff. You know, we didn't think

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Speaker 1: that Yoshi.

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Speaker 3: Tucker Shito was going to be someone's name. We didn't

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Speaker 3: think that a baby was going to get hurt off

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Speaker 3: a reef. Don't don't insult me with you with your

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Speaker 3: own with the way that you work this, because that's

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Speaker 3: the way that you do it. You try and con

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Speaker 3: me into a double bluff and then you rub it

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Speaker 3: in my face, and that's why it hurts, and that's

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Speaker 3: why get angry. It is brilliant, So don't throw it

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Speaker 3: back in my face to one, because you know that's how.

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Speaker 1: You work to one. I'm in the lead, all right, Come.

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Speaker 3: On, this is impossible for me to win this either way.

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Speaker 3: The logic behind that being a fact works. It's a

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Speaker 3: double bluff, or it's outrageous fact, So come on, give

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Speaker 3: me another princtible answer.

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Speaker 1: Prince Charles does sit down. Wheeze. I actually think that's true.

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Speaker 1: I actually think that's true. For some reason, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Prince Charles. I think I think I thought that was true.

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Speaker 1: Apparently he roves with his toilet seat with him every

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Speaker 1: That's Ma's what it was.

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Speaker 3: He travels with his own toilet seat.

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Speaker 1: That is true.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't don't sit anyway, He stands like an adult.

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Speaker 1: That is the windows.

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Speaker 3: Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: You know you want to