WEBVTT - #236: Who Sold More Merch? 👀 0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:06.800 Just stood the black couple of mitches. 0:00:07.000 --> 0:00:11.800 Hell yeah, you release yourself for the rude shocks of 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:12.760 young adults. 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:14.560 So what if the plan with this guy you've been 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:16.960 chatting to on Grinder? Are you gonna palk in this weekend? 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:19.279 No, I've got dinner with Rebel Wilson this weekend, so 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:19.680 I can't. 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:22.280 Don't you hate it when you've got a Grinder hook up, 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:24.040 but you have to go to dinner with Rebel Wilson 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:26.079 If I had a dollar. 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:34.760 Julie and Mitchell coos Hello, yeah, hello, yeah, five twenty nine. 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:35.519 I can't believe it. 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:36.599 You don't look it. 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:38.959 Thank you. I love how you're gonna go. I'm Bertie. Yeah, 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:39.680 thanks a lot. 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:41.800 Well, you got two birthday episodes, remember, so I'm like, 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:43.840 I'm gonna get my mentioned my birthday and twice. 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:46.320 Oh you're gonna milk it and have a birthday week. No, 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:47.560 I don't want a birthday week. 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:50.720 I just wanted to mention a truly self absorbed person 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:53.880 would do such a thing. I had the most awkward 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:56.640 Facebook marketplace meeting of my life before coming in to 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:57.120 do the show. 0:00:57.280 --> 0:00:59.400 Yeah, you know, I love it. I'm a marketplace fiend. 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:01.920 I'm getting amongst it. By the way, Yeah, it's been 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:04.280 so good getting all this, like a lot of it's 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:07.560 ikea furniture cheaper than Ike and already built. Guys, I've 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:09.160 been having to get so much shit for the new place. 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:10.080 Is it just me? On the fly? 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:13.440 Facebook Marketplace builds things for you. It's already built. And 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:15.600 half the time people don't damage shit. They put it 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:17.319 in the bedside, got a bit of dust on it. 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:20.800 Clean it exactly. I'm loving it. I'm loving it. I 0:01:20.880 --> 0:01:23.720 speaking of cleaning prosgah, you stink. 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:26.520 Speaking of dirt, Yeah, speaking of drum and you know 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:30.040 should be sold online for cheap, Yes, sir, that's I 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:30.920 thought it too far. 0:01:31.520 --> 0:01:33.800 I sold a pair of shoes on Facebook Marketplace. Oh 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:36.760 you were the seller? Yeah, yeah, I do both. I 0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:37.040 love it. 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:39.600 I dabble and I bought these shoes in size twelve. 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:41.720 I'm a thirteen. I thought they might fit. They didn't, 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:43.520 so I went shit, I'm going to sell them for 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:44.959 exactly the price that I paid. 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:47.440 I can't just return them, no, because I bought them 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:50.560 online and you couldn't be bothered with the admin. I'm lazy. 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:53.160 So I just wanted to sell them online and they 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:54.640 were in demand shoe. They were a drop. 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:57.360 They were actually a new balanced loafer sneaker. They're the 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:59.440 most hideous shoe I think I've ever seen in my life. 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:02.280 And I'm googling that new balance loafer. 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:04.080 Yeah, search a new Balance if I got a photo 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:04.800 of the actual shoe. 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:05.480 Wait, let's see. 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:07.720 Oh they're not that hideous. Why did you buy them 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:09.160 if you thought they were videos? Because it's kind of 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:12.360 the fashion to like be you know, aware that it's ugly. 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:14.280 It's ugly fashion. Yeah, they didn't fit. 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:16.440 So I was doing that for years. Why does no 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:18.640 one tell me I'm fashion? Were daggy? 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:21.480 Shit, I've been trying to tell you anyway. So this 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:23.560 guy said, I'll meet you at the train station because 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:26.320 it was near the Pepsi Palace. Okay, and that's already 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:28.240 sus total. It looks like you're doing a drug deal. 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:28.680 Well that's right. 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:30.440 The only belle step foot near a train station is 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:32.800 if money is involved. So and I'll I'll meet you there. 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:34.560 So I go there, and I message you and I 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:36.960 go I'm here. He goes, so am I And I'm like, oh, 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:38.840 well I'm in the common area, and he goes, oh, well, 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:40.359 I don't want to pay for the tap off, so 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:42.040 meet me at the tap on tap off? 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:44.320 Oh my god, come on, wait, were you in the 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:44.839 train station? 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:47.239 Just I didn't. Yeah, it's just in the communal main 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:48.360 lobby of the train station. 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:50.520 Oh and he didn't want to come out the other side, 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:53.640 but also tap off without getting charged. 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:55.440 Well that's what I thought, but we've got an hour. 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:57.519 He also came on the train from another station, so 0:02:57.560 --> 0:02:59.360 I thought, well, you're going to have to tap off eventually, so. 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:01.440 You have to tell off for the boomgates to open. 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:04.240 Yes, correct, and then if you come back within an hour, 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:05.560 you don't pay for that one. 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:08.600 He didn't know this because he said you no, no, 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:10.800 you tap on and meet me where the trains are. 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:12.280 And I said, absolutely not. 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:13.200 You're fair. 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:15.000 I'm pretty sure if you had have tapped on to 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:17.400 go over the boomgates to meet him and then immediately 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:18.640 tapped off, you wouldn't have been charged. 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:20.160 I know, but I only wanted to gamble with that, 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:22.919 and I had shoes under my arm haggling. It was bizarre. 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:25.160 So I had my producer Grace who's been on the 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:27.680 show We Love Grace with me and we went there. 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:32.320 I wish I wanted safety in numbers to him and 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:33.919 he said, I'm in green cab, orange shirt. 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:35.840 I went great. So I finally see him and he's 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:37.800 standing at the Opal gates. So I walk up. I'm like, 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:40.200 tap on. He's like, no, you tap on? Oh no, 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:43.760 I'm like mate, both so stinging, I know, and I went, well, 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:45.480 we can just do it here, and he's like, we'll 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:49.760 do it over the What the fuck? So I stand 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:52.800 there and put the shoes on the opal. Luckily it's 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:53.480 like you know what, there. 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:55.880 Was eleven am that would have made it easier for 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:58.320 him to just yink, grab the shoes, do a runner 0:03:58.360 --> 0:03:59.520 without paying Well, Grace said to. 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:01.520 Me, you gotta be very carefully. He might run. No, 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:03.920 we've been talking for days. He'll be pop the shoes 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:04.880 on and then do it. 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:06.960 This is the problem, Mitchell. He goes, do you mind 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:10.400 f I try them on, and I said, ah, that's okay, 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:12.160 but can you do one at time? 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:15.960 What the fuss? So then I got old one in 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:16.840 case he ran. 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:21.520 Just I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have been charged. 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:23.520 You wouldn't have been so we went all right. 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:25.720 So he took his doc Martin off put on one 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:28.440 loafer and went and I went go for a walk 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:31.440 and he's like, okay. He does atle bit of walk. 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:33.040 It comes back and he goes, can I try the 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:35.560 second one? I got, yeah, but take that off? So 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:38.240 he takes the first shoe off, gives it to me, 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:40.520 and give him permission to take the second shoe and 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:41.160 he puts it on. 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:44.000 He goes and he goes, yeah, I'll take them. Would 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:44.920 you do two hundred and ten? 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:45.240 No? 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:45.800 Two twenty? 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:49.440 Asking price, He's like, okay, I'm such a tight haggler, 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:50.920 take the cash and walk off. 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:53.960 And you found all of that easier than just popping 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:56.120 an email to where you brought them from and saying 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:57.800 I'm going to drop these at the post office and 0:04:57.839 --> 0:04:59.320 refund them the full price. 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:01.920 You've always been I'm very good at making me realize 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:04.240 when I'm in the wrong, because you're right, you're right. 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:08.280 I thought that was easier than refunding it. 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:11.640 It No, it's the thrill. And then I said, I. 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:13.800 Then fucking produced the Grace would have about to hold 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:15.600 your hand at the post office too, if you've fucking 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:16.200 refunded them. 0:05:16.240 --> 0:05:17.960 I also said, this is my wife, Grace, just I 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:19.080 don't know what's come over me. 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:21.720 He's like, that gives him a less incentive to bash you. 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:23.760 Yeah, I know, well, you know he's a straight man 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:26.320 planning on it. But hey's straight, so I won't anyway. 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:28.880 So that was my morning, very strong. And I've got 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:30.360 the cash in my bag. Now what do I do 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:32.440 with cash? Got two hundred and twenty bucks cash. 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:35.839 That's the other thing. Because I haven't dabbled in selling 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:37.799 things a marketplace, I've got a few things that probably 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:39.520 could go, Like there's coffee tables and shit that we 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:41.600 don't want to keep. I'm like, do I want to 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:44.560 sell that a marketplace? Because that seems like more of 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:46.560 an effort than I can pick things up from other 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:48.560 people's place. But I don't want randoms coming to the 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:50.080 house and having to make sure I'm. 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:51.800 Home and buying is easier. But I can do it 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:53.800 for you for a simple finder's fee. I'll do it 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:55.120 for ten percent of the sale price. 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:58.200 Sure, okay, well don't give it. I will. I'm pretty 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:01.360 good at it. It doesn't sound like you're very good 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:04.480 at her. That was the most awkward interaction I've had. 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:06.880 The Other day, I sold my sister Rachel's desk because 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:08.680 she's redoing her bedroom because she's in book talk and 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:09.680 now she has a bookshelf. 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:11.800 So I sold her makeup counter. This girl picked it 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:12.920 up and she went. 0:06:12.839 --> 0:06:14.920 Can you carry up the driveway for me? And I 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:18.200 said yes, So I, like a man, carried it up 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:19.760 with my beautiful trink boyfriend. 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:25.200 It's very long drive, it's steep, so we carried up 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:26.720 put it in a in a boot. 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:27.640 It was a lovely story. 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:31.640 That's beautiful. I've sold something once a marketplace and I 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:34.280 didn't want to use my account because I'm just paranoid. 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:37.080 People will know where Mitchell Kums lives. So I used 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:39.000 my fake account beneath Marie King. 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:41.120 Oh yeah, we've spoken about this before. 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:43.240 And then I was like, I'm not home, but my 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:46.080 nephew will be. He'll be there to give you whatever 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:47.559 it was. I can't even remember what I was selling. 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:51.240 I did the same with Jenny town Paul. My granddaughter 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:53.159 will be there to hand it over to you. 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:56.800 And I was that's so said, oh, this is from 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:59.120 my grandma. That's your account. Jenny bit. 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:01.520 I was like, Marianne Bends not home. She said you 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:01.960 were coming. 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:06.520 Oh we should bring back our fake Facebook. 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:07.800 Mine's still going. 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:10.480 Yours is beneathe King, beneath Marie King, were smoking. 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:13.640 Yours is Jenny Twnpole, and then mine is Elizabeth Libby Trickett, 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:15.880 and her whole bit is that she's she hates Libby 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:18.600 trick at the swimmer because she was Libby trick at first. Yes, 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:20.960 she was the o g Libby Tricky, but she couldn't 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:24.920 swim because of him. And then she always shares Libby 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:27.480 trick ats the swimmers post like surprise bub number three 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:29.120 on the way and she just shares. 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:33.360 Her going bitch. Yeah, she hates Libby Tricker. We should 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:37.400 bring them. Do you still post? Not as often as 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:41.720 I should? Mind often? Yeah, definitely? All right, Well, welcome 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:43.680 to the show. Every week we start the same way 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:43.840 with it. 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:44.360 Is it just me? 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:46.880 Something we know, something we hate, to appreciate, something we know? 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:50.480 I don't know much, mate, it'd be a very short theories. 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:53.160 Something we know, something we want? Is we hope, something 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:55.560 we pray? I think we noticed to hate or appreciate 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:57.720 We've God? And is it just me? Yes, you're right, 0:07:57.960 --> 0:07:59.480 I'm excited for yours this week, Mitchell. 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:00.960 Why you don't know what? 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:02.800 It was a segway for you to talk about it? 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:06.480 Oh, yeah, I don't even know how old shit. I 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:09.120 gave Oscar and Sam so much shit for not coming 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:11.360 up with a good hook, and now I don't have one, 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:16.640 something that all of our parents I suspected guilty of. 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:20.520 Oh I thought it was just me, but I reckon 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:22.480 it's not all right, good, that's good. 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:25.240 Well, my agent this week is actually something that I 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:28.600 realized I hooked last episode. I in the intro of 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:30.600 the show last week said, my agent this week is 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:32.400 about an Australian icon that I think is. 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:34.560 On Monday, And then I changed my age. 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:37.800 I didn't even know what did you say? 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:41.200 That a fucking Australian icon has got themselves and broiled 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:43.920 in some sort of scandal I've never even asked. 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:45.960 And then I'm like, how good is having your phone 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:49.120 on loud? And the thing is I didn't do it 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:51.280 on purpose. I just forgot wow. 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:55.040 And I was actually hooked by the hood case. Fuck me, 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:57.600 you're kicking things off first, I must know. 0:08:57.720 --> 0:08:58.439 Go Bradley hit me? 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:01.080 Just me. 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:08.040 Is rant clearly due for Robert Irwin, that boy, and 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:11.120 no disrespect to him and what his family has been through. 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:14.599 And kudos to the Australian Zoo for everything they do 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:18.120 with all the animals. Robert, It's okay to say no 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:21.000 to a gig. Take that from Mitch and I. Sometimes 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:23.560 in the start of your career you want to build 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:26.520 your profile, you want to get out there. But in 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:28.480 this week alone, I've seen him on an ad for 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:31.719 Purina dog food, which makes sense. I guess he's on 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:34.120 a Google ad. He was on a Google ad. He 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:36.920 is now the face of Queensland tourism, is he? 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:37.280 Yeah? 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:39.600 He was nominated for a Gold LOGI. He hosts I'm 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:42.160 a Celebrity, Get me out of here. He's doing ads 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:45.280 for Uber eats. This boy you need to rest. 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:49.520 But you know what, when he does them, he actually 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:50.000 does them? 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:50.520 Well why not? 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:54.240 Because I was worried sick when they announced that he 0:09:54.480 --> 0:09:56.280 was filling in on Have you been paying attention? 0:09:56.400 --> 0:10:00.360 As the post? I was like, Oh, I get it, he's. 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:02.240 Adored, but is he going to be able to keep 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:04.120 up with like the fast paced comedy. 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:04.160 Of it all? 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:06.480 Like he's got Julia holding his hand on I'm a 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:08.440 Salab so that's fine. Is he going to be able 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:11.319 to keep up with six fucking comedians? I thought he 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:12.080 was amazing. 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:14.160 He kept up. He was very really good. 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:16.200 It would be a different story if he was shit, 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.360 and it's like, oh, stop giving Robert work. 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:20.319 But I'm like, he's good now. He was funny, he 0:10:20.440 --> 0:10:22.360 knows he knows the role that he plays as well. 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:25.400 He was and his quips back with the Comedians with 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:30.160 Sam especially were really funny. So yeah, anyway, I just 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:33.880 worry that something's going on. There must be bankruptcy happening 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:37.040 with the Australian Zoo because I feel, kid, you don't 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:38.080 have to say yes to everything. 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:40.160 It's all good, Like why does he need all this money. 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:41.439 Because he have to cut back his ships at the 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:43.719 Zoo because I thought that in my mind, if you 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:45.559 go to Australia Zoo, you'll just see him there in 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:48.680 the canteen or no, no, no, that's mopping out the croc. 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:48.960 Shit. 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:52.280 I don't know, but there's clearly an imbalance going on 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:56.520 because Bindi Irwin sit in her castle and yeah, you 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:59.080 one Dancing with the Stars US five years ago. 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:00.920 But mateu indy up to now? 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:03.640 Why don't you jump on an ad Well, she's actually 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:07.559 been very sick. She yeah, she has a very bad endometrios. 0:11:08.600 --> 0:11:11.719 Fuck see, I was wondering why isn't Bindy out there 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:12.840 getting the monkey well? 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:18.839 And she's got her child kid, one kid kid. What 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:23.040 she called the kid? Is it an animalistic name? Grace Warrior, 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:24.360 Grace Warrior. 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:28.120 Irwin, whatever her husband's surname is. 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:31.000 By the way, I do feel like Robert has, unlike Bindy, 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:33.079 I reckon he's loosened up a bit because he was 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:36.040 so media trained when he first was announced doing I'm 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:40.000 Miss Eleb. Yeah, he was so cautious about everything he said. 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:42.800 And I think Bendy's still in that. But Robert's loosened up. 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:45.000 A lot when we did so for the pick up 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:47.040 my afternoon radio show, it was going to be me, 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:49.000 Britt or Laura going into the jungle and then we 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:50.559 had to do challenges to work. He was going to 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:52.360 go in and he and Juliet came in the studio 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:56.920 and that man knows how to commandeer it shows. All right, 0:11:57.080 --> 0:11:59.520 mitch mate, your first task is X one and you're 0:11:59.559 --> 0:11:59.880 a limit. 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:02.120 I'm like, this is his show. In this moment, he 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:03.240 can he can take the reins. 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:05.120 But I actually I remember this moment. I'm going to 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:08.040 try and find it. It was fucking hilarious. It was 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:10.480 when they were doing the press rounds for Arma Celebe. 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:12.920 It's probably around the same time that this happened. Robert 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:14.840 and Julia went on Kyle and Jackie O and Kyle 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:18.719 Sandelanz outright asked him about his relationship and he just 0:12:18.800 --> 0:12:21.360 had to breakak up and stuff. And Robert was clearly 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:24.200 a bit uncomfortable, and Julia Morris had to like swoop 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:26.120 in and save him, and fuck, it was so funny. 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:28.600 Yeah, he come back. I've just found it. What happened 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:32.760 with the girlfriend? What's happening? Happened with the girlfriend? Young 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:35.679 love can be heartbreaking and this is probably natural. This 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:38.199 will probably happen many more times in young love. You 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:40.360 were right, you've bounced, you bounced back. 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:42.760 Tell you what you could do what I've done, which 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:44.640 you could just find a person that hates you and 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:48.920 buy them a house. Just do that. 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:49.600 I reckon. 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:53.199 I love that you could tell that was like he 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:55.800 was just dipping his toe in television consenting and he 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:58.480 was a bit nervous. But now, Lucy Goosey, I like it. 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:00.480 You know where he was brilliant when he presented the 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:03.120 first award at the Logis with Hamish Blake. Yeah, first 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:06.839 Sampang nails it as the opener, and then the second 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:09.640 award a lot of attention Hamish, who's so great, and 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:12.199 then it's Robert and Hamish and their banter, like this 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:14.040 kid is going to stick around for a long time. 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:15.160 He's going to be around here. 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:19.160 You are saying, say no, no, no, no, I both 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:23.920 pick your choices. You just can't imagine anyone watching a 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:25.640 show he is on and being like, can't stand him. 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:27.240 He actually just does a good job well people. 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:30.520 The only criticism of Robert is it is too like scripted, right. 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:33.320 Yeah, but I reckon that's coming undone, Like I said. 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:35.880 Yeah, he's getting better. He's listening up. Props to you, Robert, 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:37.160 open invitation for you to come. 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:37.439 On, Jim. 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:37.840 Yeah. 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:39.120 Oh can you imagine? 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:41.240 You know Terry comes with him to every interview? Yeah 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:42.920 really because I met her when she came in. 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:46.960 Fuck running the zoo. That's good point, is it, Buddy 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:49.520 Bindy with a kid on a tit out here? Is 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:51.880 she having to do everyone else's work because they're out 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:52.600 being media hole? 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:54.640 Who knows? Who knows that? Pauls? 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:56.120 Anyway, do you want my agem? 0:13:56.160 --> 0:13:58.840 Now we goold? I'd rather to hear it go Bradley. 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:01.719 Is it just me? 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:06.400 Do your parents always want you to wait till Christmas? 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:09.360 Oh my god, yes they do. 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:12.640 See, we have this toxic trait. You and I know 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:14.440 this about both of us. So if we want something, 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:15.079 we just buy it. 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:15.400 Yeah. 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:17.079 I'm trying to get out of that habit. It's not 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:20.120 good for the bank account. Yes, but my Mum's always 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:22.200 saying if I mentioned one thing that I might like, 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:25.840 she'll go, oh, we'll wait and see what Sanda brings. Yes, yes, 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.840 or your birthday's coming up something like that. Yeah, but 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:32.560 I don't have the patience for it because like when 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:35.040 I was moving, you know, my gordeous friend Asher, he 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:37.760 came over with the bistle and helped me clean the 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:40.200 old place, like the fucking steam back for the carpet 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:43.360 and the spot cleaning for the couch, that sort of shit. 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:46.080 Y Oh, it was incredible. And I was telling Mum, Jane, 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:48.000 these are amazing. I'm definitely investing in one. 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:48.320 Yeah. 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:51.360 She goes, oh, well, wait and see what Sanda brings. Yeah, 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:54.080 And I was like, I just don't know if I 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:57.120 can if I can wait, Yeah, I want a bistl. 0:14:57.240 --> 0:14:57.400 Yeah. 0:14:57.480 --> 0:14:59.080 I was talking to Mum and she went I really 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:01.160 need to start walking. I'm feeling a bit sluggish. I 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:03.640 need to exercise. She and I need new runners. No, 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:06.800 I'm gonna ask for that for Christmas. And I'm like, Mum, 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:09.360 Christmas is four months away. In the time that between 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:11.080 now and Christmas, you could you could get fit. 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:13.000 I thought, she's not going to start the health kick 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:15.000 until after Christmas because she needs the new share. 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:16.720 Yeah, but she'll ask for Christmas because there's no event 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:17.280 to buy shoes. 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:19.200 One hundred and twenty five bucks go to Rebel. Buy 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:21.080 yourself a little shit sneaker. You can get him cheaper 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:21.840 than that, a big double. 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:24.080 Totally. My dad does the same. I want this. I 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:25.000 want new goggles for Chris. 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:26.720 I'm at the pool and I get colory in my 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:28.560 eyes and it stings. But I'll ask for them for Chrissy. 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:30.480 I'm like, if your eyes are stinging, mate, I'll buy 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:32.800 them now, ask them for Christy. 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:35.080 Totally fuck is with that, Jenna, surely your parents did 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:36.400 it too, Nah, Well. 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:38.600 Well, Jena is of course the elite, right. Jenf grew 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:41.480